[OT] Top 10 liquors
Cyric the Mad
useful list as you can actually go out to the store and buy these objects
and UTILIZE them. You see, it's not like I can drag Sarah Michelle Gellar
into my living room and get on the bitch.
I'm also going to start from 10, BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
DONE, for Christ's sake.
10. Beer (This is a last resort thing, Ale is infinitely superior)
9. Ale
8. Whiskey (Any mix)
7. Rye (Any mix)
6. Rum (Any mix)
5. Vex (Any flavor)
4. Jack Daniels (Any mix)
3. Smirnoff Ice
2. Vodka and Orange Juice with Sprite (or 7 Up)
How exciting! We're down to the best liquor, EVER. If you disagree with me,
you will burn in hell and die a slow, horrible death where your face will
rot for no apparent reason and guts will go EVERYWHERE! Scroll down for
1....
1. Sour Puss, preferably Rasperry flavored. This stuff is potent and it
tastes good. You can also amaze people by drinking a mickey of it in 4
seconds.
I hope this list helps you all make a good financial decision on their
liquor stock.
Eric Byers
wrote:
>You see, it's not like I can drag Sarah Michelle Gellar
>into my living room and get on the bitch.
Really? Damn.
*Erases item from to-do list*
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Eric Byers
aka The Oblivious Byers
of the Adjective Army
UIN:9015906
By...@adjective-army.com
I too seek the light
as long as it tastes great and is not too filling.
The Astute Andrew
"Cyric the Mad" <fo...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
news:WPo68.7483$cy1.2...@news1.calgary.shaw.ca...
<snip>
> 10. Beer (This is a last resort thing, Ale is infinitely superior)
Buckhorn beer, of course, shouldn't ever be on a list of good or decent
alcoholic beverages.
<snip>
--
The Astute Andrew
Just a kid seeking enlightenment.
Tom Schluter
> On Fri, 01 Feb 2002 04:28:38 GMT, "Cyric the Mad" <fo...@shaw.ca>
> wrote:
>
>
>>You see, it's not like I can drag Sarah Michelle Gellar
>>into my living room and get on the bitch.
>>
>
> Really? Damn.
>
> *Erases item from to-do list*
>
>
He said that he couldn't... you're milage may vary.
TS