posts kbytes name
795 1758.7 jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
625 1450.8 "Luc Teh Pervrse" <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com>
542 1060.3 Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>
231 445.2 Byers ex machina <byersIWILLNO...@ANYWAYYOUMUSTREMOVETHESECAPSINORDERTOREPLYteotihuacan.HAVEANICEDAYETCETERAws>
65 143.2 sven the unpleasant <would...@liketoknow.com>
61 104.1 Byers ex machina <don't...@think.so>
54 105.7 The Arcane Chas <Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk>
48 110.4 Zealot The Crazy Lui <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net>
45 73.5 Sam <a@b.c>
44 102.1 "Marsh Lion" <bba...@SPAMParadise.net.nz>
---- -----
2510 5353.9 Total for top 10
Average original content per article for top 10 posters.
18.4% jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
25.5% "Luc Teh Pervrse" <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com>
20.9% Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>
51.7% Byers ex machina <byersIWILLNO...@ANYWAYYOUMUSTREMOVETHESECAPSINORDERTOREPLYteotihuacan.HAVEANICEDAYETCETERAws>
31.5% sven the unpleasant <would...@liketoknow.com>
54.9% Byers ex machina <don't...@think.so>
43.4% The Arcane Chas <Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk>
74.7% Zealot The Crazy Lui <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net>
35.4% Sam <a@b.c>
46.3% "Marsh Lion" <bba...@SPAMParadise.net.nz>
Totals for the newsgroup:
55 posters
2735 articles
5834.0 kbytes
The top 10 accounted for:
18.18% of the posters
91.77% of the articles
91.77% of the bytes
Averages:
49.73 articles / poster
2.13 kbytes / article
106.07 kbytes / poster
---------------------------------------
Subject stats.
posts kbytes subject
1541 3361.6 Word Association 2004!
192 408.1 Hurray!
171 367.1 Doom 3
136 298.2 The joys of being a college freshman.
83 214.0 I have returned
70 134.1 Meh
63 122.0 Word Association...
58 104.4 I just won with the most rediculous strategy...
39 78.5 Ahem
37 67.5 Creep Up A Ramp...
---- -----
2390 5155.4 Total for top 10
Totals for the newsgroup:
55 subjects
2735 articles
5834.0 kbytes
Of the 2735 articles,
2684 were followups (98.14%)
1263 were crossposts (46.18%)
The top 10 accounted for:
18.18% of the subjects
87.39% of the articles
88.37% of the bytes
5834.0 kbytes total
headers: 3746.9kb (64.23%)
quoted text: 1219.2kb (20.90%)
original text: 532.4kb (9.12%)
signatures: 335.6kb (5.75%)
Averages:
49.73 articles / subject
2.13 kbytes / article
106.07 kbytes / subject
An average post was 2.1 kbytes long, containing:
headers: 1.4kb (64.23%)
quoted text 0.4kb (20.90%)
original text: 0.2kb (9.12%)
signatures: 0.1kb (5.75%)
Crosspost destinations:
posts newsgroup
1203 alt.games.warcraft
262 alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
75 alt.fan.adjective-army
73 alt.games.the-sims
24 alt.spacebastards
24 alt.fan.prettyboy
24 alt.tasteless.jokes
24 rec.pets.dogs.behavior
21 talk.bizarre
19 stardock.humor
15 alt.games.starcraft.broodwars
8 alt.games.tiberian-sun
6 alt.culture.vampires
5 alt.games.sopwith
5 alt.games.sony.yaroze
5 alt.games.sports-leagues
4 alt.games.starshield
3 alt.games.starsiege.tribes
2 fan.adjective-army
2 alt.games.soldieroffortune
2 alt.games.stunt-island
2 alt.games.subspace
2 alt.games.star-ocean
1 alt.games.soccer
1 alt.games.sin
1 alt.games.sony-playstation
1 alt.games.starsiege.tribes2
1 alt.games.sony
1 alt.games.starseige.tribes
1 alt.games.startrek.ssg
1 alt.games.stellar-civ
1 alt.games.sshock2
1 alt.games.spiritwars
---------------------------------------
All poster details.
posts kbytes name
795 1758.7 jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
625 1450.8 "Luc Teh Pervrse" <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com>
542 1060.3 Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>
231 445.2 Byers ex machina <byersIWILLNO...@ANYWAYYOUMUSTREMOVETHESECAPSINORDERTOREPLYteotihuacan.HAVEANICEDAYETCETERAws>
65 143.2 sven the unpleasant <would...@liketoknow.com>
61 104.1 Byers ex machina <don't...@think.so>
54 105.7 The Arcane Chas <Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk>
48 110.4 Zealot The Crazy Lui <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net>
45 73.5 Sam <a@b.c>
44 102.1 "Marsh Lion" <bba...@SPAMParadise.net.nz>
40 82.8 The Astute Andrew <evolv...@diespammers.com>
31 60.4 Moen <h-n...@operamail.dot.com.invalid>
24 44.1 "Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com>
21 31.3 Spyderizer <n...@spam.com>
12 21.2 "Tynan Carrick" <geoo...@hotmail.com>
10 23.6 "Ramen Junkie" <Just_Reply@To_The_Post.com>
10 15.5 "Cyric the Mad" <je...@hell.org>
6 13.8 "Ramen Junkie" <lXaXmXeXa...@gamebox.netNOX>
6 7.9 Chris Mears <ch...@cmears.id.au>
5 73.9 "The Puppy Wizard" <ThePupp...@EarthLink.Net>
5 8.5 ktwi...@yahoo.com (Zealot The Crazy Lui)
5 6.9 The Poker Bonus Staff<webm...@thepokerbonus.com>
5 6.8 Rob...@hotmail.com (Rob Kohr)
4 5.8 Mark Landin <mark....@tdwilliamson.com>
3 5.6 Mr. Tuvix <ten.saila.myn@xivutrm>
3 4.1 "a" <a@b.c>
3 2.9 garyc...@hotmail.com
2 4.5 "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgor...@pobox.alaska.net>
2 3.3 DMZ <d...@NOSPAMadjective-army.com>
2 3.2 "The Astute Andrew" <evolv...@diespammers.com>
2 2.8 "assaarpa" <redter...@fap.net>
1 8.0 The Sublime Chris <ch...@cmears.id.au>
1 6.8 "John Meyer" <mey...@allthis.net>
1 3.2 mike<mike7...@interland.net>
1 3.0 bk...@freenet.carleton.ca (Raymond Martineau)
1 2.3 BELANGER <ready_TAK...@hotmail.com>
1 2.2 Switch <et...@excise-thewaxconspiracy.comic>
1 2.1 "Mel" <m...@atj.faq.com>
1 1.8 your weight in hell <beelz...@comcast.net>
1 1.7 "Col" <cjo...@bigpond.net.au>
1 1.7 klu...@panix.com (Scott Dorsey)
1 1.7 edens rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges <mair_...@yahoo.com>
1 1.6 Mr.E <don't...@think.so>
1 1.6 Moen <hew...@operamail.dot.com.invalid>
1 1.6 Ben Measures <saint_abr...@removehotmail.com>
1 1.5 "EAFiedler" <res1...@verizon.net>
1 1.5 davi...@harvard.edu
1 1.5 jason...@washingtonpost.com
1 1.4 Gactimus <gact...@xrs.net>
1 1.4 "Softee" <Doo...@DooDa.com>
1 1.0 "AMIIZix" <am...@globalnet.hr>
1 1.0 "Jim Young" <jim.young...@chartermi.net>
1 0.9 "yohann rail" <ezbi...@hotmail.com>
1 0.9 Avalona Timpano <Aval...@noroozbasket.com>
1 0.8 "Bob" <glou...@gkntkish.com>
---- -----
2735 5834.0 Total
>posts kbytes subject
>1541 3361.6 Word Association 2004!
Idiots.
--
E. Byers
An active agent who appears unexpectedly to provide a contrived
solution to an apparently insoluble difficulty.
<snip>
> posts kbytes subject
> 1541 3361.6 Word Association 2004!
> 192 408.1 Hurray!
> 171 367.1 Doom 3
> 136 298.2 The joys of being a college freshman.
> 83 214.0 I have returned
> 70 134.1 Meh
> 63 122.0 Word Association...
> 58 104.4 I just won with the most rediculous strategy...
> 39 78.5 Ahem
> 37 67.5 Creep Up A Ramp...
So, out of the top 10 threads, the bottom nine consist of 849 posts.
I'm looking at the top thread... and shaking my head in dismay.
--
The Astute Andrew
Just a kid seeking enlightenment.
For the first time since (mankind discovers the wonders of wearing
underwear), me name is not in teh LITS!
We ought to celebrate this auspicious occation with a bottle of champagne.
*Pops champagne*
--
Steven Ung
"The source of all greatness lies within you" - Anonymous
You're just being jealeous :p
I'm just shocked that I was actually on the list. AGSC must be going
downhill :-D
--
Marsh Lion
Now that *is* worth celebrating.
>*Pops champagne*
Cheers!
--
Cheers,
Chas.
"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination".
Hey we used to be down to ten posts a day!
-LTP
:)
> Poster stats.
>
> posts kbytes name
> 795 1758.7 jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
> 625 1450.8 "Luc Teh Pervrse" <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com>
> 542 1060.3 Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>
> 231 445.2 Byers ex machina <byersIWILLNO...@ANYWAYYOUMUSTREMOVETHESECAPSINORDERTOREPLYteotihuacan.HAVEANICEDAYETCETERAws>
Far too many posts, and you can see the difference between an idiotic mass
poster and an idiotic word association poster.
> "Byers ex machina" <don't...@think.so> wrote in message
> news:b1lcj0dfngr0a3q2r...@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 07:38:06 +1000, The Sublime Chris
>> <ch...@cmears.id.au> wrote:
>>
>>>posts kbytes subject
>>>1541 3361.6 Word Association 2004!
>>
>> Idiots.
>
> You're just being jealeous :p
I don't envy those without an intelligent thought in their head.
Heard that, Byers?
>Poster stats.
>
>posts kbytes name
> 795 1758.7 jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
I'm doomed. I am *so* doomed.
> 625 1450.8 "Luc Teh Pervrse" <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com>
> 542 1060.3 Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>
> 231 445.2 Byers ex machina <byersIWILLNO...@ANYWAYYOUMUSTREMOVETHESECAPSINORDERTOREPLYteotihuacan.HAVEANICEDAYETCETERAws>
> 65 143.2 sven the unpleasant <would...@liketoknow.com>
> 61 104.1 Byers ex machina <don't...@think.so>
> 54 105.7 The Arcane Chas <Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk>
> 48 110.4 Zealot The Crazy Lui <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net>
> 45 73.5 Sam <a@b.c>
> 44 102.1 "Marsh Lion" <bba...@SPAMParadise.net.nz>
>---- -----
>2510 5353.9 Total for top 10
>
>Average original content per article for top 10 posters.
> 18.4% jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
Should I try to run and hide now?
> 25.5% "Luc Teh Pervrse" <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com>
> 20.9% Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>
> 51.7% Byers ex machina <byersIWILLNO...@ANYWAYYOUMUSTREMOVETHESECAPSINORDERTOREPLYteotihuacan.HAVEANICEDAYETCETERAws>
> 31.5% sven the unpleasant <would...@liketoknow.com>
> 54.9% Byers ex machina <don't...@think.so>
> 43.4% The Arcane Chas <Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk>
> 74.7% Zealot The Crazy Lui <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net>
> 35.4% Sam <a@b.c>
> 46.3% "Marsh Lion" <bba...@SPAMParadise.net.nz>
>
>Totals for the newsgroup:
> 55 posters
> 2735 articles
> 5834.0 kbytes
>
>The top 10 accounted for:
> 18.18% of the posters
> 91.77% of the articles
> 91.77% of the bytes
I wonder why?
--
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>On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 07:38:06 +1000, The Sublime Chris
><ch...@cmears.id.au> wrote:
>
>>posts kbytes subject
>>1541 3361.6 Word Association 2004!
>
>Idiots.
Morons
>On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 07:38:06 +1000, The Sublime Chris wrote:
What does that make you?
It's no good - I just can't ignore the misspelling of "sacrifice" any
longer. Do something about it.
>>Poster stats.
>>
>>posts kbytes name
>> 795 1758.7 jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
>
>I'm doomed. I am *so* doomed.
<plonk>
Well, I would have done if I hadn't plonked that damned thread.
>>Average original content per article for top 10 posters.
>> 18.4% jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
>
>Should I try to run and hide now?
There *is* no hiding place. ;-}
>>The top 10 accounted for:
>> 18.18% of the posters
>> 91.77% of the articles
>> 91.77% of the bytes
>
>I wonder why?
I wonder.
> On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 00:59:14 +0200, Byers ex machina <don't...@think.so>
> wrote:
>
>
>>Idiots.
>
>
> At least they kept it all in one thread.
No... it spilled over to another thread too...
>In article <v6ndj0p8nclcq4djk...@4ax.com>, but only after
>serious contemplation, jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org> put finger to
>keyboard and produced the following;
>>Hail and sacrafice to The Sublime Chris <ch...@cmears.id.au>
>>Lord of Terror, and destroyer of souls!
>
>It's no good - I just can't ignore the misspelling of "sacrifice" any
>longer. Do something about it.
Is that better?
>>>Average original content per article for top 10 posters.
>>> 18.4% jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
>>
>>Should I try to run and hide now?
>
>There *is* no hiding place. ;-}
Can I at least try running away?
>>>The top 10 accounted for:
>>> 18.18% of the posters
>>> 91.77% of the articles
>>> 91.77% of the bytes
>>
>>I wonder why?
>
>I wonder.
Me too.
> Hail and sacrafice to sven the unpleasant <would...@liketoknow.com>
> Lord of Terror, and destroyer of souls!
>
>>On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 07:38:06 +1000, The Sublime Chris wrote:
>>
>>> Poster stats.
>>>
>>> posts kbytes name
>>> 795 1758.7 jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
>>> 625 1450.8 "Luc Teh Pervrse" <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com>
>>> 542 1060.3 Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>
>>> 231 445.2 Byers ex machina <byersIWILLNO...@ANYWAYYOUMUSTREMOVETHESECAPSINORDERTOREPLYteotihuacan.HAVEANICEDAYETCETERAws>
>>
>>Far too many posts, and you can see the difference between an idiotic mass
>>poster and an idiotic word association poster.
>
> What does that make you?
Your god.
God shall punish you for being an imposter.
Consider yourself punished!
Much.
>>>>Average original content per article for top 10 posters.
>>>> 18.4% jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
>>>
>>>Should I try to run and hide now?
>>
>>There *is* no hiding place. ;-}
>
>Can I at least try running away?
If it makes you feel better - go ahead. ;-}
> Is that better?
You misspelled "orifice".
>On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 18:33:46 GMT, jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org> wrote:
>
>> Is that better?
>
>You misspelled "orifice".
When did I say that?
Have you ~ever~ heard of any of these things: sarcasm, satire, subtleties,
innuendo, wit, word games, mind fucking, taunting etc.
You may find that the majority of the time when you think a reply to one of
your posts is nonsense, the person is really making fun of you. And by not
"getting it" you only make yourself look the more stupid
Suggestion: If you do not understand why somebody said something, assume
they are making fun of you. You will probably be right.
-LTP
:)
>"jerk-o" <jer...@yomomma.org> wrote in message
>news:alhhj0d79ag32ul17...@4ax.com...
>>>> Is that better?
>>>You misspelled "orifice".
>> When did I say that?
>
>Have you ~ever~ heard of any of these things: sarcasm, satire, subtleties,
>innuendo, wit, word games, mind fucking, taunting etc.
No, not really
>You may find that the majority of the time when you think a reply to one of
>your posts is nonsense, the person is really making fun of you. And by not
>"getting it" you only make yourself look the more stupid
How can I make myself look dumber than I already am?
>Suggestion: If you do not understand why somebody said something, assume
>they are making fun of you. You will probably be right.
Suggestion noted
>Have you ~ever~ heard of any of these things: sarcasm, satire, subtleties,
>innuendo, wit, word games, mind fucking, taunting etc.
Well, most of those are new to Moen as well, so I can understand the
question...
>How can I make myself look dumber than I already am?
"Answers, on a postcard please, to ............" ;-}
So sad.
Between the whole gang here, you'd think someone watching would learn. I
suppose not
-LTP
:)
Lemme guess: Word Association?
> Average original content per article for top 10 posters.
> 20.9% Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>
Dang... how come this list is not in order from highest to lowest, like
all the rest?
> posts kbytes subject
> 1541 3361.6 Word Association 2004!
> 192 408.1 Hurray!
> 171 367.1 Doom 3
> 136 298.2 The joys of being a college freshman.
> 83 214.0 I have returned
Two months with a topic in the top 10. How'd that happen?
> posts newsgroup
> 1203 alt.games.warcraft
> 262 alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> 75 alt.fan.adjective-army
> 73 alt.games.the-sims
> 24 alt.spacebastards
> 24 alt.fan.prettyboy
> 24 alt.tasteless.jokes
> 24 rec.pets.dogs.behavior
> 21 talk.bizarre
> 19 stardock.humor
> 15 alt.games.starcraft.broodwars
> 8 alt.games.tiberian-sun
> 6 alt.culture.vampires
> 5 alt.games.sopwith
> 5 alt.games.sony.yaroze
> 5 alt.games.sports-leagues
> 4 alt.games.starshield
> 3 alt.games.starsiege.tribes
> 2 fan.adjective-army
> 2 alt.games.soldieroffortune
> 2 alt.games.stunt-island
> 2 alt.games.subspace
> 2 alt.games.star-ocean
> 1 alt.games.soccer
> 1 alt.games.sin
> 1 alt.games.sony-playstation
> 1 alt.games.starsiege.tribes2
> 1 alt.games.sony
> 1 alt.games.starseige.tribes
> 1 alt.games.startrek.ssg
> 1 alt.games.stellar-civ
> 1 alt.games.sshock2
> 1 alt.games.spiritwars
Is this the shortest cross post list for AGSC ever?
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> >> Poster stats.
> >> 44 102.1 "Marsh Lion" <bba...@SPAMParadise.net.nz>
>
> I'm just shocked that I was actually on the list. AGSC must be going
> downhill :-D
At 44 posts, you might have a point....
In that case, disregard my last post about Marsh's stats...
>The Sublime Chris wrote:
>>
>> Poster stats.
>>
>> posts kbytes name
>> 795 1758.7 jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
>> 625 1450.8 "Luc Teh Pervrse" <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com>
>> 542 1060.3 Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>
>> 231 445.2 Byers ex machina
>
>Lemme guess: Word Association?
Yep. Started by teh Steven Ung
>
>> Average original content per article for top 10 posters.
>> 20.9% Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>
>
>Dang... how come this list is not in order from highest to lowest, like
>all the rest?
Because it's going by the order of the top ten lits?
Probably
That was a sad time. Disregard it.
-LTP
:)