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The Sublime Chris

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Sep 1, 2004, 5:38:06 PM9/1/04
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Poster stats.

posts kbytes name
795 1758.7 jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
625 1450.8 "Luc Teh Pervrse" <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com>
542 1060.3 Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>
231 445.2 Byers ex machina <byersIWILLNO...@ANYWAYYOUMUSTREMOVETHESECAPSINORDERTOREPLYteotihuacan.HAVEANICEDAYETCETERAws>
65 143.2 sven the unpleasant <would...@liketoknow.com>
61 104.1 Byers ex machina <don't...@think.so>
54 105.7 The Arcane Chas <Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk>
48 110.4 Zealot The Crazy Lui <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net>
45 73.5 Sam <a@b.c>
44 102.1 "Marsh Lion" <bba...@SPAMParadise.net.nz>
---- -----
2510 5353.9 Total for top 10

Average original content per article for top 10 posters.
18.4% jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
25.5% "Luc Teh Pervrse" <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com>
20.9% Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>
51.7% Byers ex machina <byersIWILLNO...@ANYWAYYOUMUSTREMOVETHESECAPSINORDERTOREPLYteotihuacan.HAVEANICEDAYETCETERAws>
31.5% sven the unpleasant <would...@liketoknow.com>
54.9% Byers ex machina <don't...@think.so>
43.4% The Arcane Chas <Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk>
74.7% Zealot The Crazy Lui <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net>
35.4% Sam <a@b.c>
46.3% "Marsh Lion" <bba...@SPAMParadise.net.nz>

Totals for the newsgroup:
55 posters
2735 articles
5834.0 kbytes

The top 10 accounted for:
18.18% of the posters
91.77% of the articles
91.77% of the bytes

Averages:
49.73 articles / poster
2.13 kbytes / article
106.07 kbytes / poster

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Subject stats.

posts kbytes subject
1541 3361.6 Word Association 2004!
192 408.1 Hurray!
171 367.1 Doom 3
136 298.2 The joys of being a college freshman.
83 214.0 I have returned
70 134.1 Meh
63 122.0 Word Association...
58 104.4 I just won with the most rediculous strategy...
39 78.5 Ahem
37 67.5 Creep Up A Ramp...
---- -----
2390 5155.4 Total for top 10

Totals for the newsgroup:
55 subjects
2735 articles
5834.0 kbytes

Of the 2735 articles,
2684 were followups (98.14%)
1263 were crossposts (46.18%)

The top 10 accounted for:
18.18% of the subjects
87.39% of the articles
88.37% of the bytes

5834.0 kbytes total
headers: 3746.9kb (64.23%)
quoted text: 1219.2kb (20.90%)
original text: 532.4kb (9.12%)
signatures: 335.6kb (5.75%)

Averages:
49.73 articles / subject
2.13 kbytes / article
106.07 kbytes / subject

An average post was 2.1 kbytes long, containing:
headers: 1.4kb (64.23%)
quoted text 0.4kb (20.90%)
original text: 0.2kb (9.12%)
signatures: 0.1kb (5.75%)

Crosspost destinations:

posts newsgroup
1203 alt.games.warcraft
262 alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
75 alt.fan.adjective-army
73 alt.games.the-sims
24 alt.spacebastards
24 alt.fan.prettyboy
24 alt.tasteless.jokes
24 rec.pets.dogs.behavior
21 talk.bizarre
19 stardock.humor
15 alt.games.starcraft.broodwars
8 alt.games.tiberian-sun
6 alt.culture.vampires
5 alt.games.sopwith
5 alt.games.sony.yaroze
5 alt.games.sports-leagues
4 alt.games.starshield
3 alt.games.starsiege.tribes
2 fan.adjective-army
2 alt.games.soldieroffortune
2 alt.games.stunt-island
2 alt.games.subspace
2 alt.games.star-ocean
1 alt.games.soccer
1 alt.games.sin
1 alt.games.sony-playstation
1 alt.games.starsiege.tribes2
1 alt.games.sony
1 alt.games.starseige.tribes
1 alt.games.startrek.ssg
1 alt.games.stellar-civ
1 alt.games.sshock2
1 alt.games.spiritwars

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All poster details.

posts kbytes name
795 1758.7 jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
625 1450.8 "Luc Teh Pervrse" <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com>
542 1060.3 Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>
231 445.2 Byers ex machina <byersIWILLNO...@ANYWAYYOUMUSTREMOVETHESECAPSINORDERTOREPLYteotihuacan.HAVEANICEDAYETCETERAws>
65 143.2 sven the unpleasant <would...@liketoknow.com>
61 104.1 Byers ex machina <don't...@think.so>
54 105.7 The Arcane Chas <Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk>
48 110.4 Zealot The Crazy Lui <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net>
45 73.5 Sam <a@b.c>
44 102.1 "Marsh Lion" <bba...@SPAMParadise.net.nz>
40 82.8 The Astute Andrew <evolv...@diespammers.com>
31 60.4 Moen <h-n...@operamail.dot.com.invalid>
24 44.1 "Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com>
21 31.3 Spyderizer <n...@spam.com>
12 21.2 "Tynan Carrick" <geoo...@hotmail.com>
10 23.6 "Ramen Junkie" <Just_Reply@To_The_Post.com>
10 15.5 "Cyric the Mad" <je...@hell.org>
6 13.8 "Ramen Junkie" <lXaXmXeXa...@gamebox.netNOX>
6 7.9 Chris Mears <ch...@cmears.id.au>
5 73.9 "The Puppy Wizard" <ThePupp...@EarthLink.Net>
5 8.5 ktwi...@yahoo.com (Zealot The Crazy Lui)
5 6.9 The Poker Bonus Staff<webm...@thepokerbonus.com>
5 6.8 Rob...@hotmail.com (Rob Kohr)
4 5.8 Mark Landin <mark....@tdwilliamson.com>
3 5.6 Mr. Tuvix <ten.saila.myn@xivutrm>
3 4.1 "a" <a@b.c>
3 2.9 garyc...@hotmail.com
2 4.5 "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgor...@pobox.alaska.net>
2 3.3 DMZ <d...@NOSPAMadjective-army.com>
2 3.2 "The Astute Andrew" <evolv...@diespammers.com>
2 2.8 "assaarpa" <redter...@fap.net>
1 8.0 The Sublime Chris <ch...@cmears.id.au>
1 6.8 "John Meyer" <mey...@allthis.net>
1 3.2 mike<mike7...@interland.net>
1 3.0 bk...@freenet.carleton.ca (Raymond Martineau)
1 2.3 BELANGER <ready_TAK...@hotmail.com>
1 2.2 Switch <et...@excise-thewaxconspiracy.comic>
1 2.1 "Mel" <m...@atj.faq.com>
1 1.8 your weight in hell <beelz...@comcast.net>
1 1.7 "Col" <cjo...@bigpond.net.au>
1 1.7 klu...@panix.com (Scott Dorsey)
1 1.7 edens rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges <mair_...@yahoo.com>
1 1.6 Mr.E <don't...@think.so>
1 1.6 Moen <hew...@operamail.dot.com.invalid>
1 1.6 Ben Measures <saint_abr...@removehotmail.com>
1 1.5 "EAFiedler" <res1...@verizon.net>
1 1.5 davi...@harvard.edu
1 1.5 jason...@washingtonpost.com
1 1.4 Gactimus <gact...@xrs.net>
1 1.4 "Softee" <Doo...@DooDa.com>
1 1.0 "AMIIZix" <am...@globalnet.hr>
1 1.0 "Jim Young" <jim.young...@chartermi.net>
1 0.9 "yohann rail" <ezbi...@hotmail.com>
1 0.9 Avalona Timpano <Aval...@noroozbasket.com>
1 0.8 "Bob" <glou...@gkntkish.com>
---- -----
2735 5834.0 Total

Byers ex machina

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Sep 1, 2004, 6:59:14 PM9/1/04
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On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 07:38:06 +1000, The Sublime Chris
<ch...@cmears.id.au> wrote:

>posts kbytes subject
>1541 3361.6 Word Association 2004!

Idiots.

--
E. Byers

An active agent who appears unexpectedly to provide a contrived
solution to an apparently insoluble difficulty.

The Astute Andrew

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Sep 1, 2004, 6:56:44 PM9/1/04
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The Sublime Chris wrote:

<snip>

> posts kbytes subject
> 1541 3361.6 Word Association 2004!
> 192 408.1 Hurray!
> 171 367.1 Doom 3
> 136 298.2 The joys of being a college freshman.
> 83 214.0 I have returned
> 70 134.1 Meh
> 63 122.0 Word Association...
> 58 104.4 I just won with the most rediculous strategy...
> 39 78.5 Ahem
> 37 67.5 Creep Up A Ramp...

So, out of the top 10 threads, the bottom nine consist of 849 posts.

I'm looking at the top thread... and shaking my head in dismay.


--
The Astute Andrew
Just a kid seeking enlightenment.

Steven Ung

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Sep 1, 2004, 7:42:32 PM9/1/04
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"The Sublime Chris" <ch...@cmears.id.au> wrote in message
news:u2sh02x...@cmears.id.au...

> Poster stats.
>
> posts kbytes name
> 795 1758.7 jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
> 625 1450.8 "Luc Teh Pervrse" <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com>
> 542 1060.3 Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>
> 231 445.2 Byers ex machina
> <byersIWILLNO...@ANYWAYYOUMUSTREMOVETHESECAPSINORDERTOREPLYteotihuacan.HAVEANICEDAYETCETERAws>
> 65 143.2 sven the unpleasant <would...@liketoknow.com>
> 61 104.1 Byers ex machina <don't...@think.so>
> 54 105.7 The Arcane Chas <Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk>
> 48 110.4 Zealot The Crazy Lui <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net>
> 45 73.5 Sam <a@b.c>
> 44 102.1 "Marsh Lion" <bba...@SPAMParadise.net.nz>
> ---- -----
> 2510 5353.9 Total for top 10


For the first time since (mankind discovers the wonders of wearing
underwear), me name is not in teh LITS!

We ought to celebrate this auspicious occation with a bottle of champagne.

*Pops champagne*
--
Steven Ung
"The source of all greatness lies within you" - Anonymous


Steven Ung

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Sep 1, 2004, 7:44:03 PM9/1/04
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"Byers ex machina" <don't...@think.so> wrote in message
news:b1lcj0dfngr0a3q2r...@4ax.com...

> On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 07:38:06 +1000, The Sublime Chris
> <ch...@cmears.id.au> wrote:
>
>>posts kbytes subject
>>1541 3361.6 Word Association 2004!
>
> Idiots.

You're just being jealeous :p

Marsh Lion

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Sep 1, 2004, 8:19:02 PM9/1/04
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"Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote in message
news:2pn53bF...@uni-berlin.de...

I'm just shocked that I was actually on the list. AGSC must be going
downhill :-D

--
Marsh Lion


The Arcane Chas

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Sep 1, 2004, 8:29:20 PM9/1/04
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In article <2pn53bF...@uni-berlin.de>, but only after serious
contemplation, Steven Ung <ste...@nodomainname.com> put finger to
keyboard and produced the following;

>"The Sublime Chris" <ch...@cmears.id.au> wrote in message
>news:u2sh02x...@cmears.id.au...
>> Poster stats.
>>
>
>For the first time since (mankind discovers the wonders of wearing
>underwear), me name is not in teh LITS!
>
>We ought to celebrate this auspicious occation with a bottle of champagne.

Now that *is* worth celebrating.

>*Pops champagne*

Cheers!

--
Cheers,

Chas.

"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination".

Luc Teh Pervrse

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Sep 1, 2004, 9:13:01 PM9/1/04
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"The Arcane Chas" <Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:SsChttAg...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk...

> In article <2pn53bF...@uni-berlin.de>, but only after serious
> contemplation, Steven Ung <ste...@nodomainname.com> put finger to
> keyboard and produced the following;
>>"The Sublime Chris" <ch...@cmears.id.au> wrote in message
>>news:u2sh02x...@cmears.id.au...
>>> Poster stats.
>>>
>>
>>For the first time since (mankind discovers the wonders of wearing
>>underwear), me name is not in teh LITS!
>>
>>We ought to celebrate this auspicious occation with a bottle of champagne.
>
> Now that *is* worth celebrating.

Hey we used to be down to ten posts a day!

-LTP

:)


sven the unpleasant

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Sep 1, 2004, 10:47:58 PM9/1/04
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On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 07:38:06 +1000, The Sublime Chris wrote:

> Poster stats.
>
> posts kbytes name
> 795 1758.7 jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
> 625 1450.8 "Luc Teh Pervrse" <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com>
> 542 1060.3 Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>
> 231 445.2 Byers ex machina <byersIWILLNO...@ANYWAYYOUMUSTREMOVETHESECAPSINORDERTOREPLYteotihuacan.HAVEANICEDAYETCETERAws>

Far too many posts, and you can see the difference between an idiotic mass
poster and an idiotic word association poster.

sven the unpleasant

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Sep 1, 2004, 10:48:30 PM9/1/04
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On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 07:44:03 +0800, Steven Ung wrote:

> "Byers ex machina" <don't...@think.so> wrote in message
> news:b1lcj0dfngr0a3q2r...@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 07:38:06 +1000, The Sublime Chris
>> <ch...@cmears.id.au> wrote:
>>
>>>posts kbytes subject
>>>1541 3361.6 Word Association 2004!
>>
>> Idiots.
>
> You're just being jealeous :p

I don't envy those without an intelligent thought in their head.

Steven Ung

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Sep 2, 2004, 12:53:59 AM9/2/04
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"sven the unpleasant" <would...@liketoknow.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.09.01....@liketoknow.com...

Heard that, Byers?

jerk-o

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Sep 2, 2004, 4:44:38 AM9/2/04
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Hail and sacrafice to The Sublime Chris <ch...@cmears.id.au>
Lord of Terror, and destroyer of souls!

>Poster stats.
>
>posts kbytes name
> 795 1758.7 jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>

I'm doomed. I am *so* doomed.

> 625 1450.8 "Luc Teh Pervrse" <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com>
> 542 1060.3 Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>
> 231 445.2 Byers ex machina <byersIWILLNO...@ANYWAYYOUMUSTREMOVETHESECAPSINORDERTOREPLYteotihuacan.HAVEANICEDAYETCETERAws>
> 65 143.2 sven the unpleasant <would...@liketoknow.com>
> 61 104.1 Byers ex machina <don't...@think.so>
> 54 105.7 The Arcane Chas <Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk>
> 48 110.4 Zealot The Crazy Lui <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net>
> 45 73.5 Sam <a@b.c>
> 44 102.1 "Marsh Lion" <bba...@SPAMParadise.net.nz>
>---- -----
>2510 5353.9 Total for top 10
>
>Average original content per article for top 10 posters.
> 18.4% jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>

Should I try to run and hide now?

> 25.5% "Luc Teh Pervrse" <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com>
> 20.9% Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>
> 51.7% Byers ex machina <byersIWILLNO...@ANYWAYYOUMUSTREMOVETHESECAPSINORDERTOREPLYteotihuacan.HAVEANICEDAYETCETERAws>
> 31.5% sven the unpleasant <would...@liketoknow.com>
> 54.9% Byers ex machina <don't...@think.so>
> 43.4% The Arcane Chas <Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk>
> 74.7% Zealot The Crazy Lui <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net>
> 35.4% Sam <a@b.c>
> 46.3% "Marsh Lion" <bba...@SPAMParadise.net.nz>
>
>Totals for the newsgroup:
> 55 posters
> 2735 articles
> 5834.0 kbytes
>
>The top 10 accounted for:
> 18.18% of the posters
> 91.77% of the articles
> 91.77% of the bytes

I wonder why?
--
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jerk-o

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Sep 2, 2004, 4:44:55 AM9/2/04
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Hail and sacrafice to Byers ex machina <don't...@think.so>

Lord of Terror, and destroyer of souls!

>On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 07:38:06 +1000, The Sublime Chris


><ch...@cmears.id.au> wrote:
>
>>posts kbytes subject
>>1541 3361.6 Word Association 2004!
>
>Idiots.

Morons

jerk-o

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Sep 2, 2004, 4:45:49 AM9/2/04
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Hail and sacrafice to sven the unpleasant <would...@liketoknow.com>

Lord of Terror, and destroyer of souls!

>On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 07:38:06 +1000, The Sublime Chris wrote:

What does that make you?

Message has been deleted

The Arcane Chas

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Sep 2, 2004, 6:08:23 AM9/2/04
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In article <v6ndj0p8nclcq4djk...@4ax.com>, but only after
serious contemplation, jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org> put finger to

keyboard and produced the following;
>Hail and sacrafice to The Sublime Chris <ch...@cmears.id.au>
>Lord of Terror, and destroyer of souls!

It's no good - I just can't ignore the misspelling of "sacrifice" any
longer. Do something about it.

>>Poster stats.
>>
>>posts kbytes name
>> 795 1758.7 jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
>
>I'm doomed. I am *so* doomed.

<plonk>

Well, I would have done if I hadn't plonked that damned thread.

>>Average original content per article for top 10 posters.
>> 18.4% jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
>
>Should I try to run and hide now?

There *is* no hiding place. ;-}

>>The top 10 accounted for:
>> 18.18% of the posters
>> 91.77% of the articles
>> 91.77% of the bytes
>
>I wonder why?

I wonder.

The Astute Andrew

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Sep 2, 2004, 1:28:15 PM9/2/04
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Moen wrote:

> On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 00:59:14 +0200, Byers ex machina <don't...@think.so>
> wrote:
>
>
>>Idiots.
>
>
> At least they kept it all in one thread.

No... it spilled over to another thread too...

jerk-o

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Sep 2, 2004, 2:33:46 PM9/2/04
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Hail and sacrifice to The Arcane Chas <Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk>

Lord of Terror, and destroyer of souls!

>In article <v6ndj0p8nclcq4djk...@4ax.com>, but only after
>serious contemplation, jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org> put finger to
>keyboard and produced the following;
>>Hail and sacrafice to The Sublime Chris <ch...@cmears.id.au>
>>Lord of Terror, and destroyer of souls!
>
>It's no good - I just can't ignore the misspelling of "sacrifice" any
>longer. Do something about it.

Is that better?

>>>Average original content per article for top 10 posters.
>>> 18.4% jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
>>
>>Should I try to run and hide now?
>
>There *is* no hiding place. ;-}

Can I at least try running away?

>>>The top 10 accounted for:
>>> 18.18% of the posters
>>> 91.77% of the articles
>>> 91.77% of the bytes
>>
>>I wonder why?
>
>I wonder.

Me too.

sven the unpleasant

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Sep 2, 2004, 8:04:11 PM9/2/04
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On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 08:45:49 +0000, jerk-o wrote:

> Hail and sacrafice to sven the unpleasant <would...@liketoknow.com>
> Lord of Terror, and destroyer of souls!
>
>>On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 07:38:06 +1000, The Sublime Chris wrote:
>>
>>> Poster stats.
>>>
>>> posts kbytes name
>>> 795 1758.7 jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
>>> 625 1450.8 "Luc Teh Pervrse" <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com>
>>> 542 1060.3 Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>
>>> 231 445.2 Byers ex machina <byersIWILLNO...@ANYWAYYOUMUSTREMOVETHESECAPSINORDERTOREPLYteotihuacan.HAVEANICEDAYETCETERAws>
>>
>>Far too many posts, and you can see the difference between an idiotic mass
>>poster and an idiotic word association poster.
>
> What does that make you?

Your god.

Steven Ung

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Sep 2, 2004, 8:41:11 PM9/2/04
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"sven the unpleasant" <would...@liketoknow.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.09.02...@liketoknow.com...


God shall punish you for being an imposter.

Consider yourself punished!

The Arcane Chas

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Sep 2, 2004, 7:10:46 PM9/2/04
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In article <mopej091mhinhjgoa...@4ax.com>, but only after

serious contemplation, jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org> put finger to
keyboard and produced the following;
>Hail and sacrifice to The Arcane Chas <Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk>
>Lord of Terror, and destroyer of souls!
>
>>In article <v6ndj0p8nclcq4djk...@4ax.com>, but only after
>>serious contemplation, jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org> put finger to
>>keyboard and produced the following;
>>>Hail and sacrafice to The Sublime Chris <ch...@cmears.id.au>
>>>Lord of Terror, and destroyer of souls!
>>
>>It's no good - I just can't ignore the misspelling of "sacrifice" any
>>longer. Do something about it.
>
>Is that better?

Much.

>>>>Average original content per article for top 10 posters.
>>>> 18.4% jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
>>>
>>>Should I try to run and hide now?
>>
>>There *is* no hiding place. ;-}
>
>Can I at least try running away?

If it makes you feel better - go ahead. ;-}

Moen

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Sep 3, 2004, 2:52:07 PM9/3/04
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On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 18:33:46 GMT, jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org> wrote:

> Is that better?

You misspelled "orifice".

jerk-o

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Sep 3, 2004, 3:32:09 PM9/3/04
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Hail and sacrifice to Moen <h-n...@operamail.dot.com.invalid>

Lord of Terror, and destroyer of souls!

>On Thu, 02 Sep 2004 18:33:46 GMT, jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org> wrote:


>
>> Is that better?
>
>You misspelled "orifice".

When did I say that?

Luc Teh Pervrse

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Sep 3, 2004, 10:00:09 PM9/3/04
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"jerk-o" <jer...@yomomma.org> wrote in message
news:alhhj0d79ag32ul17...@4ax.com...

>>> Is that better?
>>You misspelled "orifice".
> When did I say that?

Have you ~ever~ heard of any of these things: sarcasm, satire, subtleties,
innuendo, wit, word games, mind fucking, taunting etc.

You may find that the majority of the time when you think a reply to one of
your posts is nonsense, the person is really making fun of you. And by not
"getting it" you only make yourself look the more stupid

Suggestion: If you do not understand why somebody said something, assume
they are making fun of you. You will probably be right.

-LTP

:)


jerk-o

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Sep 3, 2004, 11:47:52 PM9/3/04
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Hail and sacrifice to "Luc Teh Pervrse"
<luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com>

Lord of Terror, and destroyer of souls!

>"jerk-o" <jer...@yomomma.org> wrote in message

>news:alhhj0d79ag32ul17...@4ax.com...
>>>> Is that better?
>>>You misspelled "orifice".
>> When did I say that?
>
>Have you ~ever~ heard of any of these things: sarcasm, satire, subtleties,
>innuendo, wit, word games, mind fucking, taunting etc.

No, not really

>You may find that the majority of the time when you think a reply to one of
>your posts is nonsense, the person is really making fun of you. And by not
>"getting it" you only make yourself look the more stupid

How can I make myself look dumber than I already am?

>Suggestion: If you do not understand why somebody said something, assume
>they are making fun of you. You will probably be right.

Suggestion noted

Byers ex machina

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Sep 4, 2004, 3:19:18 AM9/4/04
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On Fri, 3 Sep 2004 20:00:09 -0600, "Luc Teh Pervrse"
<luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com> wrote:

>Have you ~ever~ heard of any of these things: sarcasm, satire, subtleties,
>innuendo, wit, word games, mind fucking, taunting etc.

Well, most of those are new to Moen as well, so I can understand the
question...

The Arcane Chas

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Sep 5, 2004, 11:48:09 AM9/5/04
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In article <fkeij05l7dst19snk...@4ax.com>, but only after

serious contemplation, jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org> put finger to
keyboard and produced the following;

>How can I make myself look dumber than I already am?

"Answers, on a postcard please, to ............" ;-}

Luc Teh Pervrse

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Sep 6, 2004, 3:16:14 PM9/6/04
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"Byers ex machina" <don't...@think.so> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 3 Sep 2004 20:00:09 -0600, "Luc Teh Pervrse"
> <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com> wrote:
>
>>Have you ~ever~ heard of any of these things: sarcasm, satire,
>>subtleties,
>>innuendo, wit, word games, mind fucking, taunting etc.
>
> Well, most of those are new to Moen as well, so I can understand the
> question...

So sad.

Between the whole gang here, you'd think someone watching would learn. I
suppose not

-LTP

:)


Phorse 5

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Sep 10, 2004, 1:59:41 PM9/10/04
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The Sublime Chris wrote:
>
> Poster stats.
>
> posts kbytes name
> 795 1758.7 jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
> 625 1450.8 "Luc Teh Pervrse" <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com>
> 542 1060.3 Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>
> 231 445.2 Byers ex machina

Lemme guess: Word Association?

> Average original content per article for top 10 posters.

> 20.9% Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>

Dang... how come this list is not in order from highest to lowest, like
all the rest?

> posts kbytes subject
> 1541 3361.6 Word Association 2004!

> 192 408.1 Hurray!
> 171 367.1 Doom 3
> 136 298.2 The joys of being a college freshman.
> 83 214.0 I have returned

Two months with a topic in the top 10. How'd that happen?

> posts newsgroup
> 1203 alt.games.warcraft
> 262 alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> 75 alt.fan.adjective-army
> 73 alt.games.the-sims
> 24 alt.spacebastards
> 24 alt.fan.prettyboy
> 24 alt.tasteless.jokes
> 24 rec.pets.dogs.behavior
> 21 talk.bizarre
> 19 stardock.humor
> 15 alt.games.starcraft.broodwars
> 8 alt.games.tiberian-sun
> 6 alt.culture.vampires
> 5 alt.games.sopwith
> 5 alt.games.sony.yaroze
> 5 alt.games.sports-leagues
> 4 alt.games.starshield
> 3 alt.games.starsiege.tribes
> 2 fan.adjective-army
> 2 alt.games.soldieroffortune
> 2 alt.games.stunt-island
> 2 alt.games.subspace
> 2 alt.games.star-ocean
> 1 alt.games.soccer
> 1 alt.games.sin
> 1 alt.games.sony-playstation
> 1 alt.games.starsiege.tribes2
> 1 alt.games.sony
> 1 alt.games.starseige.tribes
> 1 alt.games.startrek.ssg
> 1 alt.games.stellar-civ
> 1 alt.games.sshock2
> 1 alt.games.spiritwars

Is this the shortest cross post list for AGSC ever?
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Phorse 5

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Sep 10, 2004, 2:00:58 PM9/10/04
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> >>Idiots.
> > At least they kept it all in one thread.
> No... it spilled over to another thread too...
Boo...

Phorse 5

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Sep 10, 2004, 2:02:05 PM9/10/04
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Marsh Lion wrote:
>

> >> Poster stats.

> >> 44 102.1 "Marsh Lion" <bba...@SPAMParadise.net.nz>

>

> I'm just shocked that I was actually on the list. AGSC must be going
> downhill :-D

At 44 posts, you might have a point....

Phorse 5

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Sep 10, 2004, 2:16:02 PM9/10/04
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Luc Teh Pervrse wrote:
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> Hey we used to be down to ten posts a day!

In that case, disregard my last post about Marsh's stats...

jerk-o

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Sep 10, 2004, 3:13:42 PM9/10/04
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Hail and sacrifice to Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>

Lord of Terror, and destroyer of souls!

>The Sublime Chris wrote:


>>
>> Poster stats.
>>
>> posts kbytes name
>> 795 1758.7 jerk-o <jer...@yomomma.org>
>> 625 1450.8 "Luc Teh Pervrse" <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com>
>> 542 1060.3 Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>
>> 231 445.2 Byers ex machina
>
>Lemme guess: Word Association?

Yep. Started by teh Steven Ung

>
>> Average original content per article for top 10 posters.
>> 20.9% Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au>
>
>Dang... how come this list is not in order from highest to lowest, like
>all the rest?

Because it's going by the order of the top ten lits?

Probably

Luc Teh Pervrse

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Sep 12, 2004, 1:44:03 PM9/12/04
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"Phorse 5" <dapho...@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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> Luc Teh Pervrse wrote:
>>
>> Hey we used to be down to ten posts a day!
>
> In that case, disregard my last post about Marsh's stats...

That was a sad time. Disregard it.

-LTP

:)


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