FUCK YOU WIGGLYTUFF

[Job Bautista]

I CAME INTO THE GUILDFIGHT, FEELING TENSE AS FUCK KNOWING THAT MR PINK
PISS DISCOUNT KIRBY WAS GONNA CRY HIS ASS OUT AND WIN THE FIGHT AND I
BOUGHT SO MANY REVIVER SEEDS AND ESCAPE ORBS TO TRADE FOR SEEDS. THEN
WHEN I ENTER THE GRAND EVIL WHATEVER THING BAD LAIR, FUCKING BEAVERBOY
RUINS THE TENSION AND NOW HERE I AM CLENCHING MY RIGHT ASS CHECK WAITING
FOR AN ASS WHOPPING, ONLY TO BLOW A LITTLE BIT OF SMOKE INTO SHITTUFF
EYES AND BOOM. BITCH WONT CRY AND WILL NOW JUST DIE AFTER SPAMMING
FLAMETHROWER A COUPLE OF TIMES AT THE PINK SHIT. THE REST OF THE
GUILDMEMBERS WERE FUCKING ASS, SUNFLOWER GIRL WAS ROASTED, FYI I READ
YOUR DIARY, IF I HAD A POKE FOR EVERY TIME YOU SAID OH MY GOSH, I WILL
HAVE THE MONEY I LOST TO SHIT BAWK SIMP PARROT CAUSE OF MY “Guild fees”
BACK. AND THEN THERES PERVERTED DICKLET STARING AT TEAM CHARM FEET PICS
FOR “SECURITY” AND HIS FATHER WHO IS JUST THREE OF THEM WHO IS THREE
TIMES THE PEEPING TOM. THEN THERE IS LOUD AS FUCK MOUTH FOR BRAINS
YELLING SHIT WHO TEARS OPEN MY EARS FOR THE PAST THOUSAND MORNINGS, ALSO
CRABITCH WHO,,,,,,,, I don’t hate him, he’s an og, hey hey, same goes
for Bidoof, you deserve better. AND EVEN THOUGH I SMASHED DICKLYTUFFS
ASS SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY, THAT BITCH STILL WONT GIVE ME THE MILLIONS OF
POKE STOLEN FROM ME DUE TO “GUILD FEES” PROBABLY BLEW IT ALL ON HIS
PERFECT APPLE ADDICTION. ALSO IF YOU CRYING CAN BLOW UP BUILDINGS, WHY
THE FUCK DIDNT YOU AND KECLEON CRY AND SMACK UP TIME JESUS YOU LAZY
SHIT. IF YOU SPENT HALF AS MUCH TIME ABUSING APPLES, YOU CAN GET BACK
ARMALDO AND STEAL THE WORLDS SUPPLY OF APPLES FROM THE GOD DAMN KECLEONS