Two Guys a Girl and a Pikachu
M.W.F.
> OK now that I've finally recovered from the flu ... after 3 days of bed rest
> with a 102 temperature I am back to relative normal-ness. Now for an exclusive
> interview with those lovable pokemon characters, Misty, Ash, Brock, Pikachu,
> and let's not forget Team Rocket. This is the longest "Two Guys a Girl and a
> Pikachu" yet.
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with a 102 temperature I am back to relative normal-ness. Now for an exclusive
interview with those lovable pokemon characters, Misty, Ash, Brock, Pikachu,
and let's not forget Team Rocket. This is the longest "Two Guys a Girl and a
Pikachu" yet.
Session 1: Wind Fireblade of [PW!] Meets the cast of the cleanest cut anime on
the face of the earth.
Opening scene: Wind sits on a lounge chair with some hot dogs and a ketchup
bottle on the table.
Two Guys a Girl and a Pikachu walk in fashionably late.
"Sorry we came late," Brock started.
"Pika!"
"If Ash hadn't gotten as lost ... as usual" Misty continued.
"Hey it wasn't my fault the map was inaccurate." Ash countered.
"Uh oh," Brock said.
"Pika! Pi!"
"OK moving on now..." Wind said quietly. "Where's Team Rocket?"
"YOU INVITED TEAM ROCKET!?!?!!" The trio shouted knocking Wind over into a pile
of trash.
"Well, yeah...."
At that moment, it dawned on them there was food on the table.
"Pikachu! [Ketchup for Pikachu!]"
Then the door crashed down...
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"To unite all people within our nation!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To extend our reach to the starts above"
"Jesse!"
"James!"
"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"
"Meowth that's right!"
"Food!" James cried.
"Meowth! Yarn!"
"Oh god ... excuse me." Wind muttered as she went to the kitchen while the rest
of them were fighting.
Wind sat in the kitchen for a while realizing she made a very stupid mistake,
after hearing "Wheezing go!" "Pidgetto go!"
After sitting and dreading a moment she peeked out to the main room finding
everything destroyed with Jesse and Misty reading 17, Brock cooking something
on the floor, Ash and James battling, and several fainted pokemon on the floor.
"AAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!" Wind screamed. "Get the clean up
crew right now we're going to the tonight show set!"
Session 2 - a few hours later
"OK now that your all nice and cleaned up." Wind turned around at the cast who
were conveniently tied to there chairs but so the camera wouldn't catch it.
"Let us begin."
"Yes, Wind," They replied in a monotone voice.
"Be your normal selves please." Wind stated, starting to lose her temper
slightly.
Ash and Misty almost immediately began fighting again, Brock started to ogle at
the camera woman, Jesse started hitting James and Meowth with a paper fan for
ogling at the camera woman.
Wind got up out of her chair and threw her papers over.
"I can't work like this people!!!"
Session 3 - half an hour and a few cups of coffee and crack later...
"OK now..." Wind said stuttering a bit. "Let's begin."
"So Team Rocket, one day will you finally catch a pokemon after, well.. failing
at every single thing you do?"
"One day Team Rocket will get the credit it deserves." Jesse snapped.
"Meowth that's right"
"And we'll have all the money and food we could ever want!" James said
dreaming.
*Misty snickers in the backround*
"But you've already failed so many times...why hasn't your boss fired you guys
yet? Are one of you his illegitimate children or something?"
"No." They all replied.
*Ash and Co are starting to get bored.*
"Why don't you to just settle down and..."
Everyone in the studio gives Wind a weird look.
"It's not a bad idea, they're young and everything, and they aren't <i>that</i>
evil. And they certainly aren't cut out for their line of work, maybe they
should open a seafood restraint."
*A woman scrambles by and asks Wind if she needs more crack.. er coffee.*
"No, I'm fine mind you." Wind snaps.
*James and Brock watch the woman walk by only to get hit by a paper fan*
"So Brock... What's with the Pewter City Gym?"
"Uhhh.."
"How will anyone enter the league if they can't get a badge from your gym?
Don't you have restrictions about leaving like that as a gym leader?"
"Uhhh...."
*The assistant lady runs over again.. "What? That's ridiculous! What do you
mean I can't ask questions like that? Confuse children's minds about
responsibility just because Brock ran off to have a merry journey with some
friends?"*
Wind turns around.
"Anyway. Misty how does it feel to travel with two teenage guys a a one foot
tall yellow creature?"
"Well when you say it like that."
"Tell all." The lights dim as soon as Wind says this and the spotlight is on
Misty.
"It's hard sometimes, you know? They both all have their goals in touch and I,
I, I don't know where I'm going. I just know I love water pokemon."
*The audience goes "awwwwww" and Team Rocket starts to cry while Ash and Brock
groan.*
"Sometimes I just don't have anyone to talk to!" Misty starts crying in typical
talk show fashion. "I'm all alone..."
Wind creeps against her chair a bit, and start's talking like Opera.
"Don't worry, they care about you, they're just men, so they aren't in touch
with your femine emtions and needs." As she goes and hugs Misty.
*Commerical Break... We love Sugar We love Sugar we all love sugar..*
Wind walks backstage to the script lady.
"What the hell was that!!!! You just made the poor girl cry!! You're FIRED!"
*Back to the show*
"So Ash how is your pokemon journey with your <i>dear</i> friends Misty, and
Brock."
"It's tough." Ash said without a touch of humility in his voice.
"Fighting, camping, dealing with it all..."
"Getting us lost again and again." Misty continued.
"Hey who asked you." Ash snapped.
"Well, it's true."
"Oh dear the happy couple is fighting," Wind said into the microphone.
"What was that?!?!!?"
Then all hell broke lose.
A few hours later. Wind is being taken to the loony bin. The cast of pokemon
left fighting. And many bottles of ketchup misterously disappeared from the
caters.
A few weeks later.
"Unbelievable" said a Janitor, as he cleaned up the mess and watched the
interview.
She falls apart, no one there
Hold her hand, it seems to disappear
Falls apart, might as well
Day is long and nothing is wasted
Runaway Runaway, Want to hold you but your going away- Sugar Ray (my sig
needed a change)
JSolano199
I was expecting some flying chairs though...
Jose Solano
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SaraJNES
>
>I was expecting some flying chairs though...
>
That's not a bad concept -"Pokemon on Jerry Springer"!
A few ideas:
"You're a f***ing sex maniac!" Ash and Misty are sick of Brock falling for a
girl every 2 seconds, and he berates them for being so immature. ***
"Stop trying to steal my Pikachu!" After almost having Pikachu grabbed for the
last time, Ash, Misty, and Brock tell off Team Rocket on stage-CHAOS ALERT!
*****
"The girl is mine!" James is chasing after a beautiful blonde, but she likes
Brock-and the feelking is mutual. ****
"What's WRONG with you???" Tired of Misty always criticizing him, Ash yells at
her and aska why she is so rough on him. Misty admits she likes him, which
surprises Ash. If she felt this way, why can't she just say it? Brock walks
onstage and yells at them for fighting-why can't they just admit they want each
other? ***
RATINGS:
*-Bo-ring!
**-OK, a few punches, swearing, etc.
***-Woah! Things are beginning to flare up here.
****-View with extreme caution!
*****-Can't miss a minute of this!!!!!!
Thanx again for listening to my stupid immagination.
SaraJNES
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit
Mobius101
>
Or rather, Gary Springer. ^.^;
>A few ideas:
>
>"You're a f***ing sex maniac!" Ash and Misty are sick of Brock falling for a
>girl every 2 seconds, and he berates them for being so immature. ***
>
>"Stop trying to steal my Pikachu!" After almost having Pikachu grabbed for
>the
>last time, Ash, Misty, and Brock tell off Team Rocket on stage-CHAOS ALERT!
>*****
>
>"The girl is mine!" James is chasing after a beautiful blonde, but she likes
>Brock-and the feelking is mutual. ****
>
>"What's WRONG with you???" Tired of Misty always criticizing him, Ash yells
>at
>her and aska why she is so rough on him. Misty admits she likes him, which
>surprises Ash. If she felt this way, why can't she just say it? Brock walks
>onstage and yells at them for fighting-why can't they just admit they want
>each
>other? ***
>
>
>RATINGS:
>*-Bo-ring!
>**-OK, a few punches, swearing, etc.
>***-Woah! Things are beginning to flare up here.
>****-View with extreme caution!
>*****-Can't miss a minute of this!!!!!!
>
LOL!!
~Maria R
"Psy yie yie..."
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