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Chris Whitworth
Jul 19, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/19/99
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Same kind of idea as all threads: change a word or two, but keep the rhyme
and keep it making sense (sic :)
and keep it making sense (sic :)
Starting with: Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
(for eg, continue with: A mouth, you need it because you speak)
Play on :)
Chris
Vicky Conlan
Jul 19, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/19/99
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In article <slrn7p5nn1....@ug010.cs.man.ac.uk>,
Chris Whitworth <whit...@ug010.cs.man.ac.uk> wrote:
>Starting with: Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
Chris Whitworth <whit...@ug010.cs.man.ac.uk> wrote:
>Starting with: Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
A mouth, you need it because you speak
--
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Martin Richardson
Jul 19, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/19/99
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In article <7mvke1$q17$1...@quince.news.easynet.net>, Vicky Conlan
<co...@riffraff.plig.net> writes
>In article <slrn7p5nn1....@ug010.cs.man.ac.uk>,
>Chris Whitworth <whit...@ug010.cs.man.ac.uk> wrote:
>>Starting with: Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
>A mouth, you need it because you speak
>
A bicycle wheel, you need it for the spokes
<co...@riffraff.plig.net> writes
>In article <slrn7p5nn1....@ug010.cs.man.ac.uk>,
>Chris Whitworth <whit...@ug010.cs.man.ac.uk> wrote:
>>Starting with: Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
>A mouth, you need it because you speak
>
Welcome to the (~uiff Woodsave
Martin Richardson mar...@thequiff.demon.co.uk
Martin Sewell
Jul 19, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/19/99
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> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
> A mouth, you need it because you speak
alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak> A mouth, you need it because you speak
simon
Jul 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/20/99
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In article <pKJk3.2053$Yl.2184@wards>, Martin Sewell
<mar...@msewell.force9.co.uk> writes
>> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday: You
them because they're a week.
--
sik
xxx
<mar...@msewell.force9.co.uk> writes
>> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
them because they're a week.
--
sik
xxx
John A. Fotheringham
Jul 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/20/99
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>>>Starting with: Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
>>A mouth, you need it because you speak
>>A mouth, you need it because you speak
> A bicycle wheel, you need it for the spokes
A bicycle, you need it as a mode of fish transportation.
John A. Fotheringham
Jul 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/20/99
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>>> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
> monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday: You
> them because they're a week.
> monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday: You
> them because they're a week.
A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them because
you're a geek.
and...@yrl.co.uk
Jul 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/20/99
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John A Fotheringham
Jul 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/20/99
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>> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
(It's missing a "c" to make it unique)
Martin Sewell
Jul 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/21/99
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Mike Fay
Jul 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/21/99
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and...@yrl.co.uk wrote in article <+aJHFD...@yrl.co.uk>...
> >>>> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
> >>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
> >>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
A Shower, You Need It Because You Reek
> >>>> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
> >>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
> >>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
> >> monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday: You
> >> them because they're a week.
> > A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them because
> > you're a geek.
> Intravenous Saline Drip, You need it because you're weak.> >> them because they're a week.
> > A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them because
> > you're a geek.
A Shower, You Need It Because You Reek
Martin Sewell
Jul 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/21/99
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> > >>>> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
> > >>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
> > >>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
> > >> monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and
sunday: You
> > >> them because they're a week.
> > > A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them
because
> > > you're a geek.
> > Intravenous Saline Drip, You need it because you're weak.
> A Shower, You Need It Because You Reek
The Turkish, you hate them because you're Greek.> > >>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
> > >>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
> > >> monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and
sunday: You
> > >> them because they're a week.
> > > A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them
because
> > > you're a geek.
> > Intravenous Saline Drip, You need it because you're weak.
> A Shower, You Need It Because You Reek
David Sim
Jul 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/21/99
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Martin Sewell wrote in message <1cil3.3424$Yl.2970@wards>...
D.
David Sim
Jul 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/21/99
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Martin Sewell wrote in message
>> >> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
>> >> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>> >alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
>> >> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>> >alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
>> (It's missing a "c" to make it unique)
>I still can't find it, will you help me seek?
It's in the list, just take a peek.>I still can't find it, will you help me seek?
D.
Jimbo
Jul 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/21/99
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Whenever or 20 Jul 99 12:45:30 +0100, and...@yrl.co.uk said with
thought and attitude:
thought and attitude:
>>>>> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
>>>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>>>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
>>> monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday: You
>>> them because they're a week.
>> A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them because
>> you're a geek.
>Intravenous Saline Drip, You need it because you're weak.
A cracked porcelain urinal, you need it because you need a leak.
Jimbo
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* thick black, thin white, thick black, thick white....
Dave Healy
Jul 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/21/99
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ji...@felixent.farce9.co.uk (Jimbo) wrote:
>>>>>> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
>>>>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>>>>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
>>>> monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday: You
>>>> them because they're a week.
>>> A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them because
>>> you're a geek.
>>Intravenous Saline Drip, You need it because you're weak.
>A cracked porcelain urinal, you need it because you need a leak.
Indian furniture. You need it because it's teak.
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When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide
to play chess?. Junior Bloody Club, GSF600S
Martin Sewell
Jul 22, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/22/99
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> >>>>>> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
> >>>>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
> >>>>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
> >>>> monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and
sunday: You
> >>>> them because they're a week.
> >>> A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them
because
> >>> you're a geek.
> >>Intravenous Saline Drip, You need it because you're weak.
> >A cracked porcelain urinal, you need it because you need a leak.
> Indian furniture. You need it because it's teak.
Any old bird, you need one for its beak.> >>>>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
> >>>>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
> >>>> monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and
sunday: You
> >>>> them because they're a week.
> >>> A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them
because
> >>> you're a geek.
> >>Intravenous Saline Drip, You need it because you're weak.
> >A cracked porcelain urinal, you need it because you need a leak.
> Indian furniture. You need it because it's teak.
Martin Richardson
Jul 22, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/22/99
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In article <01bed35a$d87646e0$7e3c...@tem.shef.ac.uk>, Mike Fay
<php9...@sheffield.nojunkac.uk> writes
A drop of oil, you need it because you creak.
<php9...@sheffield.nojunkac.uk> writes
>> >>>> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
>> >>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>> >>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
>> >> monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday: You
>> >> them because they're a week.
>> > A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them because
>> > you're a geek.
>> Intravenous Saline Drip, You need it because you're weak.
>A Shower, You Need It Because You Reek>> >>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>> >>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
>> >> monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday: You
>> >> them because they're a week.
>> > A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them because
>> > you're a geek.
>> Intravenous Saline Drip, You need it because you're weak.
A drop of oil, you need it because you creak.
Martin Richardson
Jul 22, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/22/99
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In article <%Y8l3.3120$Yl.2758@wards>, Martin Sewell
<mar...@msewell.force9.co.uk> writes
>> >> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
>> >> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>> >alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
<mar...@msewell.force9.co.uk> writes
>> >> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
>> >> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>> >alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
>> (It's missing a "c" to make it unique)
>I still can't find it, will you help me seek?
Me, as your partner. It will make you chic.>I still can't find it, will you help me seek?
James Mac
Jul 22, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/22/99
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On Wed, 21 Jul 1999 19:59:47 GMT, Jimbo <ji...@felixent.farce9.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
>>>>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>>>>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
>>>>>> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
>>>>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>>>>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
>>>> monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday: You
>>>> them because they're a week.
>>> A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them because
>>> you're a geek.
>>>> them because they're a week.
>>> A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them because
>>> you're a geek.
>>Intravenous Saline Drip, You need it because you're weak.
>A cracked porcelain urinal, you need it because you need a leak.A paddle, you need it because you're up a creek.
James
John A. Fotheringham
Jul 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/23/99
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>>> >>>> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
>>> >>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>>> >>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
>>> >> monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday: You
>>> >> them because they're a week.
>>> > A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them because
>>> > you're a geek.
>>> Intravenous Saline Drip, You need it because you're weak.
>>> >>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>>> >>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
>>> >> monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday: You
>>> >> them because they're a week.
>>> > A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them because
>>> > you're a geek.
>>> Intravenous Saline Drip, You need it because you're weak.
>>A Shower, You Need It Because You Reek
> A drop of oil, you need it because you creak.A fan club, you need it because you're unique.
Ross Aitken
Jul 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/23/99
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A cricket ground, you need it because you streak.
PRAR
Jul 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/23/99
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And lo, Ross Aitken <a...@cableinet.co.uk> spake unto us all
announcing
announcing
A turban, you need it because you are seikh.
PRAR
--
http://village.vossnet.co.uk/p/prar/
Unlike Chess, Mornington Crescent takes a lifetime to learn the rules,
and 5 minutes to master
Martin Richardson
Jul 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/23/99
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In article <3798D9...@cableinet.co.uk>, Ross Aitken
<a...@cableinet.co.uk> writes
>John A. Fotheringham wrote:
>>
>> >>> >>>> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
>> >>> >>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>> >>> >>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
>> >>> >> monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday: You
>> >>> >> them because they're a week.
>> >>> > A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them because
>> >>> > you're a geek.
>> >>> Intravenous Saline Drip, You need it because you're weak.
>> >>A Shower, You Need It Because You Reek
>> > A drop of oil, you need it because you creak.
>>
>> A fan club, you need it because you're unique.
>
>A cricket ground, you need it because you streak.
Somewhere in the background, you need it because you are meek.
<a...@cableinet.co.uk> writes
>John A. Fotheringham wrote:
>>
>> >>> >>>> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
>> >>> >>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>> >>> >>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
>> >>> >> monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday: You
>> >>> >> them because they're a week.
>> >>> > A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them because
>> >>> > you're a geek.
>> >>> Intravenous Saline Drip, You need it because you're weak.
>> >>A Shower, You Need It Because You Reek
>> > A drop of oil, you need it because you creak.
>>
>> A fan club, you need it because you're unique.
>
>A cricket ground, you need it because you streak.
Ross Aitken
Jul 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/24/99
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> |John A. Fotheringham wrote:
> |>
> |> >>> >>>> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
> |> >>> >>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
> |> >>> >>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
> |> >>> >> monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday: You
> |> >>> >> them because they're a week.
> |> >>> > A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them because
> |> >>> > you're a geek.
> |> >>> Intravenous Saline Drip, You need it because you're weak.
> |> >>A Shower, You Need It Because You Reek
> |> > A drop of oil, you need it because you creak.
> |>
> |> A fan club, you need it because you're unique.
> |
> |A cricket ground, you need it because you streak.
>
> A turban, you need it because you are seikh.> |>
> |> >>> >>>> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
> |> >>> >>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
> |> >>> >>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
> |> >>> >> monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday: You
> |> >>> >> them because they're a week.
> |> >>> > A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them because
> |> >>> > you're a geek.
> |> >>> Intravenous Saline Drip, You need it because you're weak.
> |> >>A Shower, You Need It Because You Reek
> |> > A drop of oil, you need it because you creak.
> |>
> |> A fan club, you need it because you're unique.
> |
> |A cricket ground, you need it because you streak.
>
>
Binoculars are needed to spy on the girl across the street, you need
them because you peek.
Ross Aitken.
Martin Richardson
Jul 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/25/99
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In article <37995E...@cableinet.co.uk>, Ross Aitken
<a...@cableinet.co.uk> writesA packet of tissues, you need them because you peak.
<a...@cableinet.co.uk> writes
simon
Jul 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/26/99
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In article <2AwOQWBp...@thequiff.demon.co.uk>, Martin Richardson
<mar...@thequiff.demon.co.uk> writesThe earth: You inherit it because you are meek.
--
sik
<mar...@thequiff.demon.co.uk> writes
--
sik
Robin Sayer
Jul 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/26/99
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Vicky Conlan
Jul 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/26/99
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In article <Z9eEEN...@yrl.co.uk>,
John A. Fotheringham <j...@yrl.co.uk> wrote:
>>>> >>>> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
>>>> >>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>>>> >>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
>>>> >> monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday: You
>>>> >> them because they're a week.
>>>> > A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them because
>>>> > you're a geek.
>>>> Intravenous Saline Drip, You need it because you're weak.
>>>A Shower, You Need It Because You Reek
>> A drop of oil, you need it because you creak.
>A fan club, you need it because you're unique.
John A. Fotheringham <j...@yrl.co.uk> wrote:
>>>> >>>> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
>>>> >>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>>>> >>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a freak
>>>> >> monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday: You
>>>> >> them because they're a week.
>>>> > A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them because
>>>> > you're a geek.
>>>> Intravenous Saline Drip, You need it because you're weak.
>>>A Shower, You Need It Because You Reek
>> A drop of oil, you need it because you creak.
>A fan club, you need it because you're unique.
Monoatheism, you need it because you're a Sikh
--
UK comps and slogans: http://uk.comps.org/
Fyl Tarr
Jul 28, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/28/99
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>Martin Richardson <mar...@thequiff.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:2AwOQWBp...@thequiff.demon.co.uk...
>> In article <37995E...@cableinet.co.uk>, Ross Aitken
>> <a...@cableinet.co.uk> writes
>> >PRAR wrote:
>> >>
>> >> And lo, Ross Aitken <a...@cableinet.co.uk> spake unto us all
>> >> announcing
>news:2AwOQWBp...@thequiff.demon.co.uk...
>> In article <37995E...@cableinet.co.uk>, Ross Aitken
>> <a...@cableinet.co.uk> writes
>> >PRAR wrote:
>> >>
>> >> And lo, Ross Aitken <a...@cableinet.co.uk> spake unto us all
>> >> announcing
>> >> |John A. Fotheringham wrote:
>> >> |>
>> >> |> >>> >>>> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
>> >> |> >>> >>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>> >> |> >>> >>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a
>freak
>> >> |> >>> >> monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and
>sunday:
>> >You
>> >> |> >>> >> them because they're a week.
>> >> |> >>> > A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them
>> >because
>> >> |> >>> > you're a geek.
>> >> |> >>> Intravenous Saline Drip, You need it because you're weak.
>> >> |> >>A Shower, You Need It Because You Reek
>> >> |> > A drop of oil, you need it because you creak.
>> >> |>
>> >> |> A fan club, you need it because you're unique.
>> >> |
>> >> |>
>> >> |> >>> >>>> > Diet Tango, You Need It Because You're Weak
>> >> |> >>> >>>> A mouth, you need it because you speak
>> >> |> >>> >>>alt.games.mornington.cresent, you need it because you're a
>freak
>> >> |> >>> >> monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and
>sunday:
>> >You
>> >> |> >>> >> them because they're a week.
>> >> |> >>> > A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them
>> >because
>> >> |> >>> > you're a geek.
>> >> |> >>> Intravenous Saline Drip, You need it because you're weak.
>> >> |> >>A Shower, You Need It Because You Reek
>> >> |> > A drop of oil, you need it because you creak.
>> >> |>
>> >> |> A fan club, you need it because you're unique.
>> >> |
>> >> |A cricket ground, you need it because you streak.
>> >>
>> >> A turban, you need it because you are seikh.
>> >>
>> >Binoculars are needed to spy on the girl across the street, you need
>> >them because you peek.
>> A packet of tissues, you need them because you peak.
>>
>Incontinence pants, You need them because you leak.>> >>
>> >> A turban, you need it because you are seikh.
>> >>
>> >Binoculars are needed to spy on the girl across the street, you need
>> >them because you peek.
>> A packet of tissues, you need them because you peak.
>>
Anabolic steroids. You need them because your weak
Fyl
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Oh, you're no fun anymore.
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Jul 29, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/29/99
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In article <1750.878T2...@tomobiki.demon.co.uk>, Fyl Tarr
<f...@tomobiki.demon.co.uk> writes
>>> >> |> >>> >> them because they're a week.
>>> >> |> >>> > A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them
>>> >because
>>> >> |> >>> > you're a geek.
>>> >> |> >>> Intravenous Saline Drip, You need it because you're weak.
>>> >> |> >>A Shower, You Need It Because You Reek
>>> >> |> > A drop of oil, you need it because you creak.
>>> >> |>
>>> >> |> A fan club, you need it because you're unique.
>>> >> |
>>> >> |A cricket ground, you need it because you streak.
>>> >>
>>> >> A turban, you need it because you are seikh.
>>> >>
>>> >Binoculars are needed to spy on the girl across the street, you need
>>> >them because you peek.
>>> A packet of tissues, you need them because you peak.
>>>
>>Incontinence pants, You need them because you leak.
>
>Anabolic steroids. You need them because your weak
Corsets. You need them because you're oblique.
<f...@tomobiki.demon.co.uk> writes
>>> >> |> >>> >> them because they're a week.
>>> >> |> >>> > A 56K modem and Pentium II 400Mhz running Linux: You need them
>>> >because
>>> >> |> >>> > you're a geek.
>>> >> |> >>> Intravenous Saline Drip, You need it because you're weak.
>>> >> |> >>A Shower, You Need It Because You Reek
>>> >> |> > A drop of oil, you need it because you creak.
>>> >> |>
>>> >> |> A fan club, you need it because you're unique.
>>> >> |
>>> >> |A cricket ground, you need it because you streak.
>>> >>
>>> >> A turban, you need it because you are seikh.
>>> >>
>>> >Binoculars are needed to spy on the girl across the street, you need
>>> >them because you peek.
>>> A packet of tissues, you need them because you peak.
>>>
>>Incontinence pants, You need them because you leak.
>
>Anabolic steroids. You need them because your weak
Fyl Tarr
Jul 30, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/30/99
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undies. You need them to be opaque.
Fyl
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