I was wondering

[grimbo]

If Mr Kipling bakes exceedingly good cakes. What does he do to the naughty
ones?

[Neil Crockford]

In article <3803a...@news2.vip.uk.com>, grimbo
<gri...@breathemail.net> writes

>If Mr Kipling bakes exceedingly good cakes. What does he do to the naughty
>ones?
>

He gives them to pilots suffering from aero-nautic aches.
--
Neil

[Martin Richardson]

In article <$9klwAAR...@crockford.demon.co.uk>, Neil Crockford
<ne...@crockford.demon.co.uk> writes

What do they do with the chocolate that was in the bubbles in Aero bars?

Welcome to the (~uiff Woodsave

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[John A Fotheringham]

>>>If Mr Kipling bakes exceedingly good cakes. What does he do to the naughty
>>>ones?
>>>
>>He gives them to pilots suffering from aero-nautic aches.
>
>What do they do with the chocolate that was in the bubbles in Aero bars?

They use it to coat the bits of mint that make the holes in polos.
But what happens to it after that?

[Fyl Tarr]

>If Mr Kipling bakes exceedingly good cakes. What does he do to the naughty
>ones?

sells them into slavery.

If music be the food of love, how do you explain Morrisey?

Fyl
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[Nyk Tarr]

The honourable Martin Richardson, did, on this day 13-Oct-99 23:32:23, speak forth thus:

> In article <$9klwAAR...@crockford.demon.co.uk>, Neil Crockford
> <ne...@crockford.demon.co.uk> writes
>>In article <3803a...@news2.vip.uk.com>, grimbo
>><gri...@breathemail.net> writes

>>>If Mr Kipling bakes exceedingly good cakes. What does he do to the naughty
>>>ones?
>>>

>>He gives them to pilots suffering from aero-nautic aches.

> What do they do with the chocolate that was in the bubbles in Aero bars?

They use it to make up the '30% extra'.

...but where does the '30% extra' come from on Mars bars?

Nyk
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[John A Fotheringham]

>>>>If Mr Kipling bakes exceedingly good cakes. What does he do to the naughty
>>>>ones?
>>>>
>>>He gives them to pilots suffering from aero-nautic aches.
>
>> What do they do with the chocolate that was in the bubbles in Aero bars?
>
>They use it to make up the '30% extra'.
>
>...but where does the '30% extra' come from on Mars bars?

Some old Marathon bars that refused to be renamed to Snickers.

...but where do Smarties get all the answers from?

[Nyk Tarr]

Once upon a time in the land of alt.games.mornington.cresent,
Aidan Stanger wrote:

> John A Fotheringham <spam.my....@jafsoft.com> wrote:

>> >>>>If Mr Kipling bakes exceedingly good cakes. What does he do to the nau

>> >>>>ones?
>> >>>>
>> >>>He gives them to pilots suffering from aero-nautic aches.
>> >
>> >> What do they do with the chocolate that was in the bubbles in Aero bars
>> >

>> >They use it to make up the '30% extra'.
>> >
>> >...but where does the '30% extra' come from on Mars bars?
>>
>> Some old Marathon bars that refused to be renamed to Snickers.
>>
>> ...but where do Smarties get all the answers from?

> The tube, of course!

> ...but why is the new tube map messed up at Green Park?

It's been put in spoon to prevent the lateral spile to High Street Ken

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[Samantha Venn]

On Sun, 17 Oct 1999 00:48:27 +0100, st...@iweb.net.au (Aidan Stanger)
wrote:

>John A Fotheringham <spam.my....@jafsoft.com> wrote:
>

>> >>>>If Mr Kipling bakes exceedingly good cakes. What does he do to the naughty

>> >>>>ones?
>> >>>>
>> >>>He gives them to pilots suffering from aero-nautic aches.
>> >

>> >> What do they do with the chocolate that was in the bubbles in Aero bars?

>> >
>> >They use it to make up the '30% extra'.
>> >
>> >...but where does the '30% extra' come from on Mars bars?
>>
>> Some old Marathon bars that refused to be renamed to Snickers.
>>
>> ...but where do Smarties get all the answers from?
>
>The tube, of course!
>
>...but why is the new tube map messed up at Green Park?

so.... do you know the way to San José?

...and does it take twenty-four hours from Tulse Hill?

Sam
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[Neil Crockford]

In article <1150.959T187...@tomobiki.demon.co.uk>, Nyk Tarr
<N...@tomobiki.demon.co.uk> writes

>>> >>>>If Mr Kipling bakes exceedingly good cakes. What does he do to the nau

>>> >>>>ones?
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>He gives them to pilots suffering from aero-nautic aches.
>>> >
>>> >> What do they do with the chocolate that was in the bubbles in Aero bars
>>> >

>>> >They use it to make up the '30% extra'.
>>> >
>>> >...but where does the '30% extra' come from on Mars bars?
>>>
>>> Some old Marathon bars that refused to be renamed to Snickers.
>>>
>>> ...but where do Smarties get all the answers from?
>
>> The tube, of course!
>
>> ...but why is the new tube map messed up at Green Park?
>

>It's been put in spoon to prevent the lateral spile to High Street Ken
>

That's the official line, but we all know it's really got a lot to do
with the D..... H... L..., closing the Circle line having failed to cure
the problem.
--
Neil

[Barry Salter]

On Mon, 18 Oct 1999 17:48:52 GMT,
sama...@NOSPAMsvenn.freeuk.com.invalid (Samantha Venn) wrote:

>On Sun, 17 Oct 1999 00:48:27 +0100, st...@iweb.net.au (Aidan Stanger)
>wrote:
>
>>John A Fotheringham <spam.my....@jafsoft.com> wrote:
>>

>>> >>>>If Mr Kipling bakes exceedingly good cakes. What does he do to the naughty

>>> >>>>ones?
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>He gives them to pilots suffering from aero-nautic aches.
>>> >

>>> >> What do they do with the chocolate that was in the bubbles in Aero bars?

>>> >
>>> >They use it to make up the '30% extra'.
>>> >
>>> >...but where does the '30% extra' come from on Mars bars?
>>>
>>> Some old Marathon bars that refused to be renamed to Snickers.
>>>
>>> ...but where do Smarties get all the answers from?
>>
>>The tube, of course!
>>
>>...but why is the new tube map messed up at Green Park?
>

>so.... do you know the way to San José?

It's <--- that away. ;)

>...and does it take twenty-four hours from Tulse Hill?
>

Only if you're going to Streatham Hill and just miss the one direct
train each day. ;)

Cya,

Barry

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[James Farrar]

On Mon, 18 Oct 1999 17:48:52 GMT,
sama...@NOSPAMsvenn.freeuk.com.invalid (Samantha Venn) wrote:

> so.... do you know the way to San José?

Yeah - you take Caltrain ;)

> ...and does it take twenty-four hours from Tulse Hill?

Naah, you can do it *much* quicker than that ;)

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[John Rowland]

Barry Salter <sal...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:SLTR48...@salterg.demon.co.uk...

>
> >...and does it take twenty-four hours from Tulse Hill?
>

> Only if you're going to Streatham Hill and just miss the one direct
> train each day. ;)

There aren't any trains from Tulse Hill to Streatham Hill. There's one a day
in the other direction though :-)

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