10,000 Celerity CD's

Stephen Allcroft

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Jan 11, 2005, 10:33:02 AM1/11/05

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Blippie Suggested:
>>>>>>>> >> > > >> >> |>>>>>|>>>>>5345 minutes laters the fransfer is
>>>>>>>> >> > > >> >> |>>>>>>|>>>>complete
>>>>>>>> >> > > >> >> |>>>>>>|>>>It was only 5344 bytes!
>>>>>>>> >> > > >> >> |>>>>>>|>>But it failed the parity check 5343
>>>>>>>> >> > > >> >> |>>>>>>|>>times.
>>>>>>>> >> > > >> >> |>>>>>>|>5342 checks in the post (US sp)
>>>>>>>> >> > > >> >> |>>>>>>|5341 checks to see if Jimbo is right
>>>>>>>> >> > > >> >> >|>>>>>5340 of which bounced
>>>>>>>> >> > > >> >>> |>>>>on 5339 trampolines
>>>>>>>> >> > > >> >>> |>>>and 5338 trombones
>>>>>>>> >> > > >> >>> |>>breaking 5337 thigh bones
>>>>>>>> >> > > >>> >> |>dislocating 5536 knee bones
>>>>>>>> >> > > >>> >> |connecting to 5535 shin bones
>>>>>>>> >> > > >>> >> belonging to 5354 shinty players
>>>>>>>> >> > >> >> >living in 5353 shanty towns
>>>>>>>> >> > >> >> 5352 renditions of "There's no place like home"
>>>>>>>> >> >> > > 5351 karaoke parties you rather have not gone to
>>>>>>>> >> >> > 5350 office parties
>>>>>>>> >>> > 5349 backsides being photocopied
>>>>>>>> >>> and included in 5348 copies of the annual accounts
>>>>>>>> >> bringing a smile to the faces of 5347 shareholders
>>>>>>>>> I didn't know there was a FTSE 5346 index
>>>>>>>> Yes, especially since there are on 5345 companies listed on the
>>>>>>>> whole market
>>>>>>>5344 trackers
>>>>>>5343 trekkies
>>>>>Warp factor 5342
>>>>5341 more seconds and she'll blow Captain
>>> 5340 tribbles
>>There were only 53 tribbles 39 minutes ago.
>5338 Trimbles

5337 Paisleys

stephen

Blippie

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Jan 12, 2005, 12:55:41 PM1/12/05

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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!

You can't start a new thread. That's cheating.

Cheers

Blippie
--
Ten minutes of this rain will do more good in half an hour than a fortnight
of ordinary rain in a month.

CJ Llewellyn

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Jan 12, 2005, 5:27:38 PM1/12/05

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"Blippie" <alt.aviation.roswell.wannabe.wannabe.wannabe> wrote in message
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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!! You can't end the thread without posting another 5335
articles!!!

stephen...@lycos.co.uk

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Jan 13, 2005, 10:24:35 AM1/13/05

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BZZZT!! Deviation (I've seen the photos!)

CJ Llewellyn

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Jan 13, 2005, 2:14:23 PM1/13/05

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<stephen...@lycos.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1105629875.8...@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

> BZZZT!! Deviation (I've seen the photos!)
>

BZZZZTTT!!! this isn't alt.binaries.pics.mc.5333MB you know!!

Blippie

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Jan 14, 2005, 12:29:01 PM1/14/05

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>>BZZZT!! Deviation (I've seen the photos!)
>BZZZZTTT!!! this isn't alt.binaries.pics.mc.5333MB you know!!

BZZZZT! 5332 of them are yENCs.

Laury

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Jan 18, 2005, 3:20:20 PM1/18/05

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"Blippie"

| >>BZZZT!! Deviation (I've seen the photos!)
| >BZZZZTTT!!! this isn't alt.binaries.pics.mc.5333MB you know!!
| BZZZZT! 5332 of them are yENCs.

5331 Bizet Carmem Rollers

CJ Llewellyn

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Jan 19, 2005, 3:37:04 AM1/19/05

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"Laury" <gniK...@tenretnITB.moc> wrote in message
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5330 Bay City Rollers

Blippie

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Jan 19, 2005, 11:55:17 AM1/19/05

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>>| >>BZZZT!! Deviation (I've seen the photos!)
>>| >BZZZZTTT!!! this isn't alt.binaries.pics.mc.5333MB you know!!
>>| BZZZZT! 5332 of them are yENCs.
>>5331 Bizet Carmem Rollers
>5330 Bay City Rollers

5329 road rollers

Solar Penguin

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Jan 19, 2005, 12:16:24 PM1/19/05

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--- "Blippie" said...

> >>| >>BZZZT!! Deviation (I've seen the photos!)
> >>| >BZZZZTTT!!! this isn't alt.binaries.pics.mc.5333MB you know!!
> >>| BZZZZT! 5332 of them are yENCs.
> >>5331 Bizet Carmem Rollers
> >5330 Bay City Rollers
>
> 5329 road rollers
>

5328 road runners

Blippie

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Jan 19, 2005, 1:04:17 PM1/19/05

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5327 anvils

CJ Llewellyn

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Jan 20, 2005, 7:43:49 AM1/20/05

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"Blippie" <alt.aviation.roswell.wannabe.wannabe.wannabe> wrote in message

news:l8WdnUFLQsr...@brightview.com...

> >>>>| >>BZZZT!! Deviation (I've seen the photos!)
> >>>>| >BZZZZTTT!!! this isn't alt.binaries.pics.mc.5333MB you know!!
> >>>>| BZZZZT! 5332 of them are yENCs.
> >>>>5331 Bizet Carmem Rollers
> >>>5330 Bay City Rollers
> >>5329 road rollers
> >5328 road runners
> 5327 anvils

5326 shouts of GRANVILLE

Blippie

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Jan 21, 2005, 12:07:13 PM1/21/05

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>>>>>>| >>BZZZT!! Deviation (I've seen the photos!)
>>>>>>| >BZZZZTTT!!! this isn't alt.binaries.pics.mc.5333MB you know!!
>>>>>>| BZZZZT! 5332 of them are yENCs.
>>>>>>5331 Bizet Carmem Rollers
>>>>>5330 Bay City Rollers
>>>>5329 road rollers
>>>5328 road runners
>>5327 anvils
>5326 shouts of GRANVILLE

5325 stutters

Robin C

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Jan 21, 2005, 1:33:31 PM1/21/05

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"Blippie" <alt.aviation.roswell.wannabe.wannabe.wannabe> wrote in message

news:PNednVW9voY...@brightview.com...

>>>>>>>| >>BZZZT!! Deviation (I've seen the photos!)
>>>>>>>| >BZZZZTTT!!! this isn't alt.binaries.pics.mc.5333MB you know!!
>>>>>>>| BZZZZT! 5332 of them are yENCs.
>>>>>>>5331 Bizet Carmem Rollers
>>>>>>5330 Bay City Rollers
>>>>>5329 road rollers
>>>>5328 road runners
>>>5327 anvils
>>5326 shouts of GRANVILLE
>
> 5325 stutters

5324 Skutters

CJ Llewellyn

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Jan 21, 2005, 2:29:51 PM1/21/05

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"Blippie" <alt.aviation.roswell.wannabe.wannabe.wannabe> wrote in message

news:PNednVW9voY...@brightview.com...

> >>>>>>| >>BZZZT!! Deviation (I've seen the photos!)
> >>>>>>| >BZZZZTTT!!! this isn't alt.binaries.pics.mc.5333MB you know!!
> >>>>>>| BZZZZT! 5332 of them are yENCs.
> >>>>>>5331 Bizet Carmem Rollers
> >>>>>5330 Bay City Rollers
> >>>>5329 road rollers
> >>>5328 road runners
> >>5327 anvils
> >5326 shouts of GRANVILLE
> 5325 stutters

5324 ststststutterers

CJ Llewellyn

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Jan 21, 2005, 5:39:05 PM1/21/05

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"Robin C" <no....@my.mailbox.thanks> wrote in message
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5323 cutters

Solar Penguin

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Jan 22, 2005, 6:01:02 AM1/22/05

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--- CJ Llewellyn said...

> "Robin C" <no....@my.mailbox.thanks> wrote in message
> >

> > "Blippie" <alt.aviation.roswell.wannabe.wannabe.wannabe> wrote in
message

> > >>>>>>>| >>BZZZT!! Deviation (I've seen the photos!)
> > >>>>>>>| >BZZZZTTT!!! this isn't alt.binaries.pics.mc.5333MB you
know!!
> > >>>>>>>| BZZZZT! 5332 of them are yENCs.
> > >>>>>>>5331 Bizet Carmem Rollers
> > >>>>>>5330 Bay City Rollers
> > >>>>>5329 road rollers
> > >>>>5328 road runners
> > >>>5327 anvils
> > >>5326 shouts of GRANVILLE
> > > 5325 stutters
> > 5324 Skutters
>
> 5323 cutters
>

5322 gutters

Blippie

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Jan 22, 2005, 12:28:54 PM1/22/05

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>>> >>>>>>>| >>BZZZT!! Deviation (I've seen the photos!)
>>> >>>>>>>| >BZZZZTTT!!! this isn't alt.binaries.pics.mc.5333MB you
> know!!
>>> >>>>>>>| BZZZZT! 5332 of them are yENCs.
>>> >>>>>>>5331 Bizet Carmem Rollers
>>> >>>>>>5330 Bay City Rollers
>>> >>>>>5329 road rollers
>>> >>>>5328 road runners
>>> >>>5327 anvils
>>> >>5326 shouts of GRANVILLE
>>> > 5325 stutters
>>> 5324 Skutters
>>5323 cutters
>5322 gutters

5321 places to wake up

Blippie

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Jan 22, 2005, 12:29:55 PM1/22/05

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>>>>>>>>| >>BZZZT!! Deviation (I've seen the photos!)
>>>>>>>>| >BZZZZTTT!!! this isn't alt.binaries.pics.mc.5333MB you know!!
>>>>>>>>| BZZZZT! 5332 of them are yENCs.
>>>>>>>>5331 Bizet Carmem Rollers
>>>>>>>5330 Bay City Rollers
>>>>>>5329 road rollers
>>>>>5328 road runners
>>>>5327 anvils
>>>5326 shouts of GRANVILLE
>>5325 stutters
>5324 ststststutterers

5323 n-n-n-n-nineteen

stephen...@lycos.co.uk

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Jan 25, 2005, 10:48:52 AM1/25/05

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5323 n-n-n-nineteen not out (ror Bremner Variation)

stephen

stephen...@lycos.co.uk

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Jan 25, 2005, 10:49:20 AM1/25/05

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5323 n-n-n-nineteen not out (Rory Bremner Variation)

stephen

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Solar Penguin

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Jan 28, 2005, 5:42:25 AM1/28/05

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--- SheWolf said...

> 5322 pairs of scissors

5321 pieces of sticky-back plastic

stephen...@lycos.co.uk

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Jan 31, 2005, 11:34:42 AM1/31/05

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5320 wire coat hangers

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Blippie

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Feb 5, 2005, 4:05:14 AM2/5/05

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BZZZT!! Deviation (I've seen the photos!)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BZZZZTTT!!! this isn't alt.binaries.pics.mc.5333MB you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> know!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> BZZZZT! 5332 of them are yENCs.
>>>>>>>>>>>> 5331 Bizet Carmem Rollers
>>>>>>>>>>> 5330 Bay City Rollers
>>>>>>>>>> 5329 road rollers
>>>>>>>>> 5328 road runners
>>>>>>>> 5327 anvils
>>>>>>> 5326 shouts of GRANVILLE
>>>>>> 5325 stutters
>>>>> 5324 Skutters
>>>> 5323 cutters
>>> 5322 pairs of scissors
>>5321 pieces of sticky-back plastic

>5320 washing up bottles

5319 made earlier

Solar Penguin

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Feb 5, 2005, 6:34:32 AM2/5/05

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--- Blippie said...

>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5331 Bizet Carmem Rollers
>>>>>>>>>>>> 5330 Bay City Rollers
>>>>>>>>>>> 5329 road rollers
>>>>>>>>>> 5328 road runners
>>>>>>>>> 5327 anvils
>>>>>>>> 5326 shouts of GRANVILLE
>>>>>>> 5325 stutters
>>>>>> 5324 Skutters
>>>>> 5323 cutters
>>>> 5322 pairs of scissors
>>> 5321 pieces of sticky-back plastic
>> 5320 washing up bottles
>
> 5319 made earlier
>

5318 children who'd rather be watching "Magpie".

(oops, showing my age here!)

--

"What a wonderful butler - he's so violent!" -- Douglas Adams.

CJ Llewellyn

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Feb 5, 2005, 1:02:24 PM2/5/05

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"Blippie" <alt.aviation.roswell.wannabe.wannabe.wannabe> wrote in message

news:tsKdnXc49M3...@brightview.com...

> >>> >>>>>>>| >>BZZZT!! Deviation (I've seen the photos!)
> >>> >>>>>>>| >BZZZZTTT!!! this isn't alt.binaries.pics.mc.5333MB you
> > know!!
> >>> >>>>>>>| BZZZZT! 5332 of them are yENCs.
> >>> >>>>>>>5331 Bizet Carmem Rollers
> >>> >>>>>>5330 Bay City Rollers
> >>> >>>>>5329 road rollers
> >>> >>>>5328 road runners
> >>> >>>5327 anvils
> >>> >>5326 shouts of GRANVILLE
> >>> > 5325 stutters
> >>> 5324 Skutters
> >>5323 cutters
> >5322 gutters
> 5321 places to wake up

5320 breakfasts in bed

CJ Llewellyn

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Feb 5, 2005, 1:03:21 PM2/5/05

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"Solar Penguin" <solar....@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
news:36jpchF...@individual.net...

> --- Blippie said...
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 5331 Bizet Carmem Rollers
> >>>>>>>>>>>> 5330 Bay City Rollers
> >>>>>>>>>>> 5329 road rollers
> >>>>>>>>>> 5328 road runners
> >>>>>>>>> 5327 anvils
> >>>>>>>> 5326 shouts of GRANVILLE
> >>>>>>> 5325 stutters
> >>>>>> 5324 Skutters
> >>>>> 5323 cutters
> >>>> 5322 pairs of scissors
> >>> 5321 pieces of sticky-back plastic
> >> 5320 washing up bottles
> > 5319 made earlier
> 5318 children who'd rather be watching "Magpie".

5317 people who are just as old as you

CJ Llewellyn

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Feb 5, 2005, 1:04:12 PM2/5/05

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<stephen...@lycos.co.uk> wrote in message
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> 5323 n-n-n-nineteen not out (Rory Bremner Variation)

5322 Harry Enfield variations

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CJ Llewellyn

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"SheWolf" <she...@bingo.force9.co.uk> wrote in message
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> 5319 crumbs in bed

5318 times you've caught your husband in bed with a vacuum cleaner.

Blippie

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Feb 6, 2005, 12:48:37 PM2/6/05

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5331 Bizet Carmem Rollers
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5330 Bay City Rollers
>>>>>>>>>>>> 5329 road rollers
>>>>>>>>>>> 5328 road runners
>>>>>>>>>> 5327 anvils
>>>>>>>>> 5326 shouts of GRANVILLE
>>>>>>>> 5325 stutters
>>>>>>> 5324 Skutters
>>>>>> 5323 cutters
>>>>> 5322 pairs of scissors
>>>> 5321 pieces of sticky-back plastic
>>> 5320 washing up bottles
>> 5319 made earlier
> 5318 children who'd rather be watching "Magpie".

5317 people looking up "Magpie" in a history book

Blippie

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Feb 6, 2005, 12:49:42 PM2/6/05

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BZZZT!! Deviation (I've seen the photos!)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BZZZZTTT!!! this isn't alt.binaries.pics.mc.5333MB you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> know!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BZZZZT! 5332 of them are yENCs.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5331 Bizet Carmem Rollers
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5330 Bay City Rollers
>>>>>>>>>>>> 5329 road rollers
>>>>>>>>>>> 5328 road runners
>>>>>>>>>> 5327 anvils
>>>>>>>>> 5326 shouts of GRANVILLE
>>>>>>>> 5325 stutters
>>>>>>> 5324 Skutters
>>>>>> 5323 cutters
>>>>> 5322 pairs of scissors
>>>>5321 pieces of sticky-back plastic
>>>5320 washing up bottles
>>5319 made earlier

> 5318 broke before the show

5317 bloody shows before 5316 waters breaking (5315 more obsterics related
gags available)

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Blippie

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Feb 22, 2005, 12:11:21 PM2/22/05

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5331 Bizet Carmem Rollers
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5330 Bay City Rollers
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5329 road rollers
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5328 road runners
>>>>>>>>>>>> 5327 anvils
>>>>>>>>>>> 5326 shouts of GRANVILLE
>>>>>>>>>> 5325 stutters
>>>>>>>>> 5324 Skutters
>>>>>>>> 5323 cutters
>>>>>>> 5322 pairs of scissors
>>>>>> 5321 pieces of sticky-back plastic
>>>>> 5320 washing up bottles
>>>> 5319 made earlier
>>> 5318 children who'd rather be watching "Magpie".
>>5317 people looking up "Magpie" in a history book

>5316 people looking up "Magpie" in a cookery book

5315 cases of salmonella

stephen...@lycos.co.uk

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Feb 25, 2005, 8:38:18 AM2/25/05

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Blippie wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5331 Bizet Carmem Rollers
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5330 Bay City Rollers
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5329 road rollers
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5328 road runners
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5327 anvils
>>>>>>>>>>>> 5326 shouts of GRANVILLE
>>>>>>>>>>> 5325 stutters
>>>>>>>>>> 5324 Skutters
>>>>>>>>> 5323 cutters
>>>>>>>> 5322 pairs of scissors
>>>>>>> 5321 pieces of sticky-back plastic
>>>>>> 5320 washing up bottles
>>>>> 5319 made earlier
>>>> 5318 children who'd rather be watching "Magpie".
>>>5317 people looking up "Magpie" in a history book
>>5316 people looking up "Magpie" in a cookery book
> 5315 cases of salmonella

5314 cases of Valpolicella

> Cheers

Stephen

Blippie

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Feb 26, 2005, 12:34:36 PM2/26/05

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5313 similar results

stephen...@lycos.co.uk

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Mar 18, 2005, 8:22:25 AM3/18/05

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Blippie wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5331 Bizet Carmem Rollers
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5330 Bay City Rollers
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5329 road rollers
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5328 road runners
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5327 anvils
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5326 shouts of GRANVILLE
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5325 stutters
>>>>>>>>>>>> 5324 Skutters
>>>>>>>>>>> 5323 cutters
>>>>>>>>>> 5322 pairs of scissors
>>>>>>>>> 5321 pieces of sticky-back plastic
>>>>>>>> 5320 washing up bottles
>>>>>>> 5319 made earlier
>>>>>> 5318 children who'd rather be watching "Magpie".
>>>>>5317 people looking up "Magpie" in a history book
>>>>5316 people looking up "Magpie" in a cookery book
>>> 5315 cases of salmonella
>> 5314 cases of Valpolicella
> 5313 similar results

5312 Boxes of Leibfraumilch

--
stephen

Neil Crockford

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Mar 24, 2005, 6:12:55 AM3/24/05

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stephen...@lycos.co.uk wrote in message news:<1111152145.5...@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>...

5311 German dictionaries to check spelling

CJ Llewellyn

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Mar 26, 2005, 5:55:19 PM3/26/05

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Unable to find don't mention the war on page 5310

Neil Crockford

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Mar 31, 2005, 6:13:15 AM3/31/05

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CJ Llewellyn <cj.lle...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:<pan.2005.03.26....@gmail.com>...

See Kriegsnichterwähnung on page 5309

CJ Llewellyn

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Apr 3, 2005, 9:42:37 AM4/3/05

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5308 thank-yous

Blippie

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Apr 7, 2005, 10:12:23 AM4/7/05

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>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5331 Bizet Carmem Rollers
>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5330 Bay City Rollers
>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5329 road rollers
>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5328 road runners
>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5327 anvils
>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5326 shouts of GRANVILLE
>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 5325 stutters
>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> 5324 Skutters
>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> 5323 cutters
>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> 5322 pairs of scissors
>>>>> >>>>>>>>> 5321 pieces of sticky-back plastic
>>>>> >>>>>>>> 5320 washing up bottles
>>>>> >>>>>>> 5319 made earlier
>>>>> >>>>>> 5318 children who'd rather be watching "Magpie".
>>>>> >>>>>5317 people looking up "Magpie" in a history book
>>>>> >>>>5316 people looking up "Magpie" in a cookery book
>>>>> >>> 5315 cases of salmonella
>>>>> >> 5314 cases of Valpolicella
>>>>> > 5313 similar results
>>>>> 5312 Boxes of Leibfraumilch
>>>> 5311 German dictionaries to check spelling
>>> Unable to find don't mention the war on page 5310
>>See Kriegsnichterwähnung on page 5309
>5308 thank-yous

5307 krankenwagons

CJ Llewellyn

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Apr 10, 2005, 3:12:02 AM4/10/05

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5306 kebab wagons

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CJ Llewellyn

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Apr 10, 2005, 1:41:49 PM4/10/05

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On Sun, 10 Apr 2005 10:27:11 +0100, SheWolf wrote:

> 5305 Saturday nights

5304 sunday mornings wondering who she is and whether you should be
calling an ambulance

Message has been deleted

Neil Crockford

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Apr 11, 2005, 12:37:33 PM4/11/05

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CJ Llewellyn <cj.lle...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:<pan.2005.04.10....@gmail.com>...

5303 other problems deferred until Monday

Stephen Allcroft

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Apr 13, 2005, 10:46:48 AM4/13/05

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Neil_Cr...@hotmail.com (Neil Crockford) wrote in message news:<c08c64f5.0504...@posting.google.com>...

5302 Mondays deferred by sleeping until Tuesday

CJ Llewellyn

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Apr 14, 2005, 5:51:12 PM4/14/05

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5301 Wednesdays spent wishing it was Friday

CJ Llewellyn

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Apr 14, 2005, 5:53:28 PM4/14/05

to

On Sun, 10 Apr 2005 20:43:18 +0100, SheWolf wrote:

> 5303 Sunday lunches with prospective in laws

pathetic gentle let downs number #5302: I've just won a one way ticket to
a leppers colony off the coast of Katmandoo

Andy Macklin

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Apr 16, 2005, 5:03:13 PM4/16/05

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On 13 Apr 2005 07:46:48 -0700, stephen...@lycos.co.uk (Stephen
Allcroft) wrote:

>> > >>5306 kebab wagons
>> > > 5305 Saturday nights
>> > 5304 sunday mornings wondering who she is and whether you should be
>> > calling an ambulance
>> 5303 other problems deferred until Monday
>5302 Mondays deferred by sleeping until Tuesday

5301 Wrong dates on Tuesday's cheques

CJ Llewellyn

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Apr 16, 2005, 5:56:23 PM4/16/05

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5300 Wrong dates you end up marrying

Andy Macklin

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Apr 17, 2005, 4:20:57 PM4/17/05

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5299 successful prosecutions for bigamy

CJ Llewellyn

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Apr 18, 2005, 5:37:17 PM4/18/05

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5298 sentances ordering that you are not allowed to divorce any of them as
punishment!

Andy Macklin

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Apr 18, 2005, 6:50:58 PM4/18/05

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On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 22:37:17 +0100, CJ Llewellyn
<cj.lle...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 21:20:57 +0100, Andy Macklin wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 22:56:23 +0100, CJ Llewellyn
>> <cj.lle...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 22:03:13 +0100, Andy Macklin wrote:
>>>>>> > >>5306 kebab wagons
>>>>>> > > 5305 Saturday nights
>>>>>> > 5304 sunday mornings wondering who she is and whether you should be
>>>>>> > calling an ambulance
>>>>>> 5303 other problems deferred until Monday
>>>>>5302 Mondays deferred by sleeping until Tuesday
>>>> 5301 Wrong dates on Tuesday's cheques
>>>5300 Wrong dates you end up marrying
>> 5299 successful prosecutions for bigamy
>5298 sentances ordering that you are not allowed to divorce any of them as
>punishment!

5297 doses of major tranquilisers

CJ Llewellyn

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Apr 18, 2005, 5:55:40 PM4/18/05

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5296 years locked in prison with only the mother in law for company

Neil Crockford

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Apr 26, 2005, 12:29:36 PM4/26/05

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CJ Llewellyn <cj.lle...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:<pan.2005.04.18....@gmail.com>...

5295 mothers in law visiting you in prison

CJ Llewellyn

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Apr 26, 2005, 3:45:12 PM4/26/05

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5294 times you'd wished you'd never married someone called Fletcher

Andy Macklin

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Apr 26, 2005, 5:02:40 PM4/26/05

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On 26 Apr 2005 09:29:36 -0700, Neil_Cr...@hotmail.com (Neil
Crockford) wrote:

>> >>>>On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 22:03:13 +0100, Andy Macklin wrote:
>> >>>>>>> > >>5306 kebab wagons
>> >>>>>>> > > 5305 Saturday nights
>> >>>>>>> > 5304 sunday mornings wondering who she is and whether you should be
>> >>>>>>> > calling an ambulance
>> >>>>>>> 5303 other problems deferred until Monday
>> >>>>>>5302 Mondays deferred by sleeping until Tuesday
>> >>>>> 5301 Wrong dates on Tuesday's cheques
>> >>>>5300 Wrong dates you end up marrying
>> >>> 5299 successful prosecutions for bigamy
>> >>5298 sentances ordering that you are not allowed to divorce any of them as
>> >>punishment!
>> >
>> > 5297 doses of major tranquilisers
>>
>> 5296 years locked in prison with only the mother in law for company
>
>5295 mothers in law visiting you in prison

5294 cruel & unusual punishments

Neil Crockford

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Apr 27, 2005, 9:35:09 AM4/27/05

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Andy Macklin <news...@triffid.clara.co.uk> wrote in message news:<r2bt615gdbt4ioq4b...@4ax.com>...

Permitted under Section 5293

CJ Llewellyn

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Apr 27, 2005, 2:10:17 PM4/27/05

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On page 529 of the official Mornington Crescent Rule Book Volume 2

Andy Macklin

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Apr 27, 2005, 3:36:45 PM4/27/05

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On 27 Apr 2005 06:35:09 -0700, Neil_Cr...@hotmail.com (Neil
Crockford) wrote:

>Andy Macklin <news...@triffid.clara.co.uk> wrote in message news:<r2bt615gdbt4ioq4b...@4ax.com>...
>> On 26 Apr 2005 09:29:36 -0700, Neil_Cr...@hotmail.com (Neil
>> Crockford) wrote:
>>
>> >> >>>>On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 22:03:13 +0100, Andy Macklin wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>> > >>5306 kebab wagons
>> >> >>>>>>> > > 5305 Saturday nights
>> >> >>>>>>> > 5304 sunday mornings wondering who she is and whether you should be
>> >> >>>>>>> > calling an ambulance
>> >> >>>>>>> 5303 other problems deferred until Monday
>> >> >>>>>>5302 Mondays deferred by sleeping until Tuesday
>> >> >>>>> 5301 Wrong dates on Tuesday's cheques
>> >> >>>>5300 Wrong dates you end up marrying
>> >> >>> 5299 successful prosecutions for bigamy
>> >> >>5298 sentances ordering that you are not allowed to divorce any of them as
>> >> >>punishment!
>> >> >
>> >> > 5297 doses of major tranquilisers
>> >>
>> >> 5296 years locked in prison with only the mother in law for company
>> >
>> >5295 mothers in law visiting you in prison
>> 5294 cruel & unusual punishments
>
>Permitted under Section 5293

paragraph 5.2.9.2

Andy Macklin

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Apr 27, 2005, 3:40:53 PM4/27/05

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On Wed, 27 Apr 2005 19:10:17 +0100, CJ Llewellyn
<cj.lle...@gmail.com> wrote:

>>> >5295 mothers in law visiting you in prison
>>> 5294 cruel & unusual punishments
>>
>> Permitted under Section 5293
>
>On page 529 of the official Mornington Crescent Rule Book Volume 2
>
>

If you don't believe us Phone Mrs Trellis & ask for extension 5291

stephen...@lycos.co.uk

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May 3, 2005, 6:35:46 AM5/3/05

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Andy Macklin wrote:
> >>> >5295 mothers in law visiting you in prison
> >>> 5294 cruel & unusual punishments
> >> Permitted under Section 5293
> >On page 529 of the official Mornington Crescent Rule Book Volume 2
> If you don't believe us Phone Mrs Trellis & ask for extension 5291

And listen to her unique version of '5-2-9-0 Motorway' whilst you hold.

Andy Macklin

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May 3, 2005, 3:44:13 PM5/3/05

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Running up a huge mobile phone bill in the traffic jam on the B5289

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CJ Llewellyn

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May 5, 2005, 4:37:09 PM5/5/05

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5289 minutes later you're still on hold listening to Mrs Trellis

Andy Macklin

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May 5, 2005, 5:34:49 PM5/5/05

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On Thu, 05 May 2005 15:44:11 +0100, SheWolf
<she...@bingo.force9.co.uk> wrote:

>>>> >>5298 sentances ordering that you are not allowed to divorce any of them as
>>>> >>punishment!
>>>> >
>>>> > 5297 doses of major tranquilisers
>>>>
>>>> 5296 years locked in prison with only the mother in law for company
>>>
>>>5295 mothers in law visiting you in prison
>>5294 cruel & unusual punishments

>5293 hours to die by chinese feather torture
5292 Feathers made in Taiwan

Andy Macklin

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May 5, 2005, 5:34:48 PM5/5/05

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On Thu, 05 May 2005 15:41:29 +0100, SheWolf
<she...@bingo.force9.co.uk> wrote:

>>> > 5297 doses of major tranquilisers
>>>
>>> 5296 years locked in prison with only the mother in law for company
>>
>>5295 mothers in law visiting you in prison

>5294 prisoners refusing visits
5293 Solitary confinements

stephen...@lycos.co.uk

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May 6, 2005, 9:50:20 AM5/6/05

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5288 red phone bills

Andy Macklin

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May 6, 2005, 4:55:50 PM5/6/05

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5287 Red phone boxes

Stuart Gray

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May 7, 2005, 3:35:40 AM5/7/05

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5286 Communist mobiles

CJ Llewellyn

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May 7, 2005, 2:10:15 PM5/7/05

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£ 5485 for a phone call to Russia

Stuart Gray

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May 7, 2005, 4:16:06 PM5/7/05

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5483 Return calls From Russia With Love

Andy Macklin

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May 7, 2005, 7:57:14 PM5/7/05

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On Sat, 07 May 2005 09:35:40 +0200, Stuart Gray

<srtgr...@clara.co.uk> wrote:

>>>>5289 minutes later you're still on hold listening to Mrs Trellis
>>>
>>>5288 red phone bills
>>
>> 5287 Red phone boxes
>
>5286 Communist mobiles

5285 Party lines

CJ Llewellyn

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May 8, 2005, 4:35:03 PM5/8/05

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On Sat, 07 May 2005 22:16:06 +0200, Stuart Gray wrote:

> CJ Llewellyn wrote:
>> On Sat, 07 May 2005 09:35:40 +0200, Stuart Gray wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Andy Macklin wrote:
>>>
>>>>On 6 May 2005 06:50:20 -0700, stephen...@lycos.co.uk wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>CJ Llewellyn wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 03 May 2005 03:35:46 -0700, stephenallcroft wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Andy Macklin wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>5295 mothers in law visiting you in prison
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>5294 cruel & unusual punishments
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Permitted under Section 5293
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On page 529 of the official Mornington Crescent Rule Book Volume
>>>>>
>>>>>2
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>If you don't believe us Phone Mrs Trellis & ask for extension 5291
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>And listen to her unique version of '5-2-9-0 Motorway' whilst you
>>>>>
>>>>>hold.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>5289 minutes later you're still on hold listening to Mrs Trellis
>>>>>
>>>>>5288 red phone bills
>>>>
>>>>5287 Red phone boxes
>>>
>>>5286 Communist mobiles
>>
>>
>> £ 5485 for a phone call to Russia
>>
>>
>>
> 5483 Return calls From Russia With Love

5482 Martini Extra Drys

Stuart Gray

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May 8, 2005, 6:42:11 PM5/8/05

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5481 Shakes

stephen...@lycos.co.uk

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May 9, 2005, 10:32:08 AM5/9/05

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Andy Macklin wrote:

> >> >> >>>>On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 22:03:13 +0100, Andy Macklin wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>> > >>5306 kebab wagons
> >> >> >>>>>>> > > 5305 Saturday nights
> >> >> >>>>>>> > 5304 sunday mornings wondering who she is and whether
you should be
> >> >> >>>>>>> > calling an ambulance
> >> >> >>>>>>> 5303 other problems deferred until Monday
> >> >> >>>>>>5302 Mondays deferred by sleeping until Tuesday
> >> >> >>>>> 5301 Wrong dates on Tuesday's cheques
> >> >> >>>>5300 Wrong dates you end up marrying
> >> >> >>> 5299 successful prosecutions for bigamy
> >> >> >>5298 sentances ordering that you are not allowed to divorce
any of them as
> >> >> >>punishment!
> >> >> > 5297 doses of major tranquilisers
> >> >> 5296 years locked in prison with only the mother in law for
company
> >> >5295 mothers in law visiting you in prison
> >> 5294 cruel & unusual punishments
> >Permitted under Section 5293
> paragraph 5.2.9.2

As amended by composite 5291 if passed at the next rules revision
conference.

CJ Llewellyn

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May 9, 2005, 1:57:24 PM5/9/05

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which is unlikely to happen as Ken Livingstone is demanding £ 54.90 per
head for the use of Clapham Junction waiting room.

CJ Llewellyn

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May 9, 2005, 1:55:46 PM5/9/05

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time for another 5480 glasses of whiskey

Andy Macklin

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May 9, 2005, 5:20:43 PM5/9/05

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On Sun, 08 May 2005 21:35:03 +0100, CJ Llewellyn
<cj.lle...@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>5289 minutes later you're still on hold listening to Mrs Trellis
>>>>>>
>>>>>>5288 red phone bills
>>>>>
>>>>>5287 Red phone boxes
>>>>
>>>>5286 Communist mobiles
>>>
>>>
>>> £ 5485 for a phone call to Russia
>>>
>>>
>>>
>> 5483 Return calls From Russia With Love
>
>5482 Martini Extra Drys

5481 Shakings

Andy Macklin

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May 9, 2005, 5:21:50 PM5/9/05

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On 9 May 2005 07:32:08 -0700, stephen...@lycos.co.uk wrote:

>> >> >> >>>>5300 Wrong dates you end up marrying
>> >> >> >>> 5299 successful prosecutions for bigamy
>> >> >> >>5298 sentances ordering that you are not allowed to divorce
>any of them as
>> >> >> >>punishment!
>> >> >> > 5297 doses of major tranquilisers
>> >> >> 5296 years locked in prison with only the mother in law for
>company
>> >> >5295 mothers in law visiting you in prison
>> >> 5294 cruel & unusual punishments
>> >Permitted under Section 5293
>> paragraph 5.2.9.2
>
>As amended by composite 5291 if passed at the next rules revision
>conference.

Ayes 52, Noes 90 ...the nose have it

stephen...@lycos.co.uk

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May 10, 2005, 10:54:12 AM5/10/05

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even though 52.89% of walls have ears.

Andy Macklin

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May 10, 2005, 1:26:59 PM5/10/05

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In tests 5288 people said that they thought statistics lied.

CJ Llewellyn

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May 10, 2005, 3:58:38 PM5/10/05

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52.87% of all staticts are made up

John A Fotheringham

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May 13, 2005, 6:43:13 AM5/13/05

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>>>5483 Return calls From Russia With Love
>>
>>
>> 5482 Martini Extra Drys
>>
>>
>5481 Shakes

5480 Vacs
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stephen...@lycos.co.uk

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May 13, 2005, 9:16:17 AM5/13/05

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John A Fotheringham wrote:
> >>>5483 Return calls From Russia With Love
> >> 5482 Martini Extra Drys
> >5481 Shakes
> 5480 Vacs

5479 Dysons

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Andy Macklin

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May 13, 2005, 3:12:59 PM5/13/05

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On Fri, 13 May 2005 16:18:25 +0100, SheWolf
<she...@bingo.force9.co.uk> wrote:

>5286 Police phone boxes
5285 Dr Who spinoffs