OT - OT - Joke
Walter Mitty II
A drunk man who smelled of alcohol and body odor sat down on a
subway bench next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was
plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of whiskey was
sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and
began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say
Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replied, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being
with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your
fellow man, and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered, "Well, I'll be damned," then returned to his
paper.
The priest thought about what he had said, nudged the man and
apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong.
How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading
here that the Pope does."
Walt
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John Ward
ROTFL - corker, mate! :-))
Regards,
John Ward
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Crash Lander
hehehe, never saw that one coming! Nice one.
Crash Lander
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> The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading
> here that the Pope does."
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> Walt
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It's always a good thing to keep up with the latest news ;o)
Tommy C, Denmark