WTF am I banned from #alephone on Freenode.net?
Jamie Kahn Genet
be banned?? I've hardly said a word there in months.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Jamie Kahn Genet
> Anyone know about this? I'm Wizardling on Freenode.net IRC. WTF would I
> be banned?? I've hardly said a word there in months.
No matter - all of .nz was banned due to there being a few idiots from
there. Problem now solved.
the Battle Cat
wrote:
It's nice to know that not ALL the idiots live in my country. I guess
that's nice ... or ... OK actually I think that is sort of scary that
they're everywhere! No wait! On second thought that's probably a
good thing to confine them to one spot. They should all be gathered
into one building where they are forced to interact amongst themselves
and let their stupidity be a warning to us all. OMG! Never mind! I
just described Congress!! A volcano! All the idiots into a volcano!!
erm... how much of that did I just say out loud??
reverof nohtaram,
Gary Simmons
the Battle Cat
Jamie Kahn Genet
I say we nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
the Battle Cat
wrote:
> I say we nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Ah yes, the good old days when Durandal would soften up our targets
with orbital bombardment. ::Looking to the skies:: Come on Boomer,
just one, small, well placed asteroid... Jamie and I can drop in
through the hole, head for the basement, and insert a circuit chip
that will flood the entire area with lava. With any luck we will find
Bernhard Strauss on our way.
rigger
<ca52fd5f-ab4f-4a7d...@j9g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
the Battle Cat <glsi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Jamie and I can drop in through the hole, head for the basement,
> and insert a circuit chip that will flood the entire area with lava.
So what am I, chopped liver?
--
fizzle-pop
Jamie Kahn Genet
Well, we were having trouble with those platforms over there - I
couldn't get them positioned so I could run up them to the door up
there. You handle it :-) The switches are five miles behind them. In a
bunker. Underground. They randomly change which platform they control.
But I know you can do it!
C Lund
jam...@wizardling.geek.nz (Jamie Kahn Genet) wrote:
> rigger <dave...@gmail.comINVALID> wrote:
>
> > In article
> > <ca52fd5f-ab4f-4a7d...@j9g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
> > the Battle Cat <glsi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > > Jamie and I can drop in through the hole, head for the basement,
> > > and insert a circuit chip that will flood the entire area with lava.
> >
> >
> > So what am I, chopped liver?
>
> Well, we were having trouble with those platforms over there - I
> couldn't get them positioned so I could run up them to the door up
> there. You handle it :-) The switches are five miles behind them. In a
> bunker. Underground. They randomly change which platform they control.
>
> But I know you can do it!
Wow. It's a long time since I last saw this kind of traffic on agm...
--
C Lund
Jamie Kahn Genet
Oh shit, it's a Lund!!! *opens fire and rushes it screaming something
about Bob*
C Lund
> > Wow. It's a long time since I last saw this kind of traffic on agm...
> Oh shit, it's a Lund!!! *opens fire and rushes it screaming something
> about Bob*
Eat my SPNKR. ;)
--
C Lund
Jamie Kahn Genet
*pulls out wave motion cannon* Bring it baby!
C Lund
jam...@wizardling.geek.nz (Jamie Kahn Genet) wrote:
> C Lund <christop...@getmailSPAMBLOCK.no> wrote:
>
> > In article <1izbbme.1tg0xkwa5ohslN%jam...@wizardling.geek.nz>,
> > jam...@wizardling.geek.nz (Jamie Kahn Genet) wrote:
> > > C Lund <christop...@getmailSPAMBLOCK.no> wrote:
> > > > Wow. It's a long time since I last saw this kind of traffic on agm...
> > > Oh shit, it's a Lund!!! *opens fire and rushes it screaming something
> > > about Bob*
> >
> > Eat my SPNKR. ;)
>
> *pulls out wave motion cannon* Bring it baby!
That thing never appeared in the game. Cheater.
--
C Lund
Jamie Kahn Genet
> In article <1izboxu.l55hhx1fkz3psN%jam...@wizardling.geek.nz>,
> jam...@wizardling.geek.nz (Jamie Kahn Genet) wrote:
>
> > C Lund <christop...@getmailSPAMBLOCK.no> wrote:
> >
> > > In article <1izbbme.1tg0xkwa5ohslN%jam...@wizardling.geek.nz>,
> > > jam...@wizardling.geek.nz (Jamie Kahn Genet) wrote:
> > > > C Lund <christop...@getmailSPAMBLOCK.no> wrote:
> > > > > Wow. It's a long time since I last saw this kind of traffic on agm...
> > > > Oh shit, it's a Lund!!! *opens fire and rushes it screaming something
> > > > about Bob*
> > >
> > > Eat my SPNKR. ;)
> >
> > *pulls out wave motion cannon* Bring it baby!
>
> That thing never appeared in the game. Cheater.
Now you know a slowly expanding cloud of molecules can't talk, much less
complain ;-)
rigger
jam...@wizardling.geek.nz (Jamie Kahn Genet) wrote:
> rigger <dave...@gmail.comINVALID> wrote:
>
> > In article
> > <ca52fd5f-ab4f-4a7d...@j9g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
> > the Battle Cat <glsi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > > Jamie and I can drop in through the hole, head for the basement,
> > > and insert a circuit chip that will flood the entire area with lava.
> >
> >
> > So what am I, chopped liver?
>
> Well, we were having trouble with those platforms over there - I
> couldn't get them positioned so I could run up them to the door up
> there. You handle it :-) The switches are five miles behind them. In a
> bunker. Underground. They randomly change which platform they control.
>
> But I know you can do it!
You can't handle a simple little platform problem, and you're going down
a rathole with a circuit chip?
With *Gary*?!?!
BSOD
--
fizzle-pop!
the Battle Cat
> In article <1izaq27.1psoxnm4tjp8gN%jami...@wizardling.geek.nz>,
> jami...@wizardling.geek.nz (Jamie Kahn Genet) wrote:
>
>
>
> > rigger <dave.v...@gmail.comINVALID> wrote:
>
> > > In article
> > > <ca52fd5f-ab4f-4a7d-9bbd-2160ce820...@j9g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
> > > the Battle Cat <glsimm...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > > Jamie and I can drop in through the hole, head for the basement,
> > > > and insert a circuit chip that will flood the entire area with lava.
>
> > > So what am I, chopped liver?
>
> > Well, we were having trouble with those platforms over there - I
> > couldn't get them positioned so I could run up them to the door up
> > there. You handle it :-) The switches are five miles behind them. In a
> > bunker. Underground. They randomly change which platform they control.
>
> > But I know you can do it!
>
> You can't handle a simple little platform problem, and you're going down
> a rathole with a circuit chip?
>
> With *Gary*?!?!
>
> BSOD
>
> --
> fizzle-pop!
If I remember right, Rigger is the one with "The Tool". Rigger's
Tool. Can't you just jam your tool between the platform and the wall
when it is at the correct height? You haven't been using your tool
for much lately anyway. Just pull your tool out of your pants and
practice wedging it in tight places. I'm sure you can manage that.
Don't worry about Jamie, I won't let him get hurt too badly. I'm
bringing some unguent, an extra bullet, and a can of Battle Cat whoop
ass. 'Sides, look how well he handled the Purple Pfhor Lund.
C Lund
jam...@wizardling.geek.nz (Jamie Kahn Genet) wrote:
> C Lund <christop...@getmailSPAMBLOCK.no> wrote:
>
> > In article <1izboxu.l55hhx1fkz3psN%jam...@wizardling.geek.nz>,
> > jam...@wizardling.geek.nz (Jamie Kahn Genet) wrote:
> >
> > > C Lund <christop...@getmailSPAMBLOCK.no> wrote:
> > >
> > > > In article <1izbbme.1tg0xkwa5ohslN%jam...@wizardling.geek.nz>,
> > > > jam...@wizardling.geek.nz (Jamie Kahn Genet) wrote:
> > > > > C Lund <christop...@getmailSPAMBLOCK.no> wrote:
> > > > > > Wow. It's a long time since I last saw this kind of traffic on
> > > > > > agm...
> > > > > Oh shit, it's a Lund!!! *opens fire and rushes it screaming something
> > > > > about Bob*
> > > >
> > > > Eat my SPNKR. ;)
> > >
> > > *pulls out wave motion cannon* Bring it baby!
> >
> > That thing never appeared in the game. Cheater.
>
> Now you know a slowly expanding cloud of molecules can't talk, much less
> complain ;-)
(launches a rocket)
--
C Lund
Jamie Kahn Genet
> In article <1izcdoc.rp8w3xvtrym9N%jam...@wizardling.geek.nz>,
> jam...@wizardling.geek.nz (Jamie Kahn Genet) wrote:
>
> > C Lund <christop...@getmailSPAMBLOCK.no> wrote:
> >
> > > In article <1izboxu.l55hhx1fkz3psN%jam...@wizardling.geek.nz>,
> > > jam...@wizardling.geek.nz (Jamie Kahn Genet) wrote:
> > >
> > > > C Lund <christop...@getmailSPAMBLOCK.no> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > In article <1izbbme.1tg0xkwa5ohslN%jam...@wizardling.geek.nz>,
> > > > > jam...@wizardling.geek.nz (Jamie Kahn Genet) wrote:
> > > > > > C Lund <christop...@getmailSPAMBLOCK.no> wrote:
> > > > > > > Wow. It's a long time since I last saw this kind of traffic on
> > > > > > > agm...
> > > > > > Oh shit, it's a Lund!!! *opens fire and rushes it screaming
> > > > > > something about Bob*
> > > > >
> > > > > Eat my SPNKR. ;)
> > > >
> > > > *pulls out wave motion cannon* Bring it baby!
> > >
> > > That thing never appeared in the game. Cheater.
> >
> > Now you know a slowly expanding cloud of molecules can't talk, much less
> > complain ;-)
>
> (launches a rocket)
I love you man! *BOOM* *SPLATTER*