ervaqre schreef op 28-7-2014 11:20:
>>> Vegetarian?! Who is a vegetarian here?! Must be you, since I *love*
>>> killing animals and then eating them!! What are you doing being a
>>> vegetable??! No wonder you have no energy to post as much anymore
>>> these days!! Carrot!! Califlower!! Potato!! Cabbage!!1!
>>
>> It seems you need to update the RRRRR. Also, I'm not 16. It's a bunch of
>> humbugmonkeycabbage, that RRRRR. At least the bit about me. It seems the
>> RRRRR was written by someone who hasn't eaten his vegetables.
>
> I ate a green pepper yesterday.
So you're good for another 6 months with your vegetable intake.
>> If I'd be posting here a lot it would be like talking to myself in an
>> empty room and expecting someone to answer. I keep that for IRL, except
>> the expecting answers bit.
>
> Okay, I will make sure this will be included in the next RRRRR. Which
> is scheduled for next month. Why do you have an empty room if I may
> ask? Wouldn't it be more useful to fill it up with something other
> than you physical presence?
Next month? So we're gonna have to wait for another decade? It isn't
absolutely empty, since that wouldn't be good for breathing purposes.
It's just a spare room where I keep like old junk. Like AGP video cards
with dodgy voltage settings.
>>> Oh, since I am out of the continent, I was thinking of you holding up
>>> a tablet Sheldon Big Bang-style so that I can actually see what is
>>> going on. I will also need you to take over some of my physical
>>> functions, such as holding up my glass and ting it with an eating
>>> utensil three times. The good thing about this is, you can eat all
>>> the vegetables you want in my stead!
>>
>> I'm not going to take over *any* of your physical functions. Especially
>> the ones that involve fluids. So no big banging at Pixel and Pixie's
>> wedding.
>
> Well, too late. He must be married by now.
>
> If you ever read this: congratulations Pixel!!
It's been so long, they may have gotten a flash-divorce by now. Whatever
the case, congratulations are in order. Managing to get married without
even the slightest trace of being omnipotent, like some Aglamians claim
to be.
>>> *hurries off to the writing table*
>>>
>> You have a table that writes? Knowing you it does so in ASCII...
>
> I wish! But it is still my who has to reply to e-mails from annoying
> people. Damnit. If only it were 1975 again.
>
I remember 1975, it wasn't what it's cracked up to be. Just the smells
of car exhausts, factories and smokers. Not to mention bad cologne,
make-up or hairsprays. On the upside, the smell of fresh baked bread
does entice some nostalgia.
--
Danny.