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Krista Lee Sinnis

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Dec 21, 2013, 1:32:24 PM12/21/13
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Muhahahaha! Look who has returned!

Pixel #~

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Dec 21, 2013, 3:37:36 PM12/21/13
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On Sat, 21 Dec 2013 10:32:24 -0800 (PST), Krista Lee Sinnis
<sinni...@gmail.com> muttered:
> Muhahahaha! Look who has returned!

Shhhh, not that loud!
You'll wake people...

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Pixel
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Pixel #~

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Dec 25, 2013, 4:40:46 PM12/25/13
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On Sun, 22 Dec 2013 03:39:54 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <m...@privacy.net>
muttered:
> >> Muhahahaha! Look who has returned!
> >
> > Shhhh, not that loud!
> > You'll wake people...


> You might even wake up the immortal elephant!!

I thought the elephant died?

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Pixel

Daffy

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Dec 28, 2013, 2:59:14 AM12/28/13
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Krista Lee Sinnis doesn't look like a skull at all:
> Muhahahaha! Look who has returned!
>
Krista! The Canadian one is back!

They said this day would come, but I never believed...

Pixel "#~

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Dec 30, 2013, 2:39:28 PM12/30/13
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On Sat, 28 Dec 2013 18:59:14 +1100, Daffy <da...@aglami.net> wrote:

>> Muhahahaha! Look who has returned!
>>
>Krista! The Canadian one is back!
>
>They said this day would come, but I never believed...

Waah, it's you!

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pixel


"This song is for the guy who keeps
yelling from the balcony, and it's
called 'we hate you, please die."

Daffy

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Jan 2, 2014, 12:14:20 AM1/2/14
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Pixel "#~ doesn't look like a skull at all:

>>> Muhahahaha! Look who has returned!
>>>
>> Krista! The Canadian one is back!
>>
>> They said this day would come, but I never believed...
>
> Waah, it's you!

I am also here, yes.

Pixel "#~

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Jan 2, 2014, 5:49:44 AM1/2/14
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Slowly but surely,everybody _will_ return!

tracicle

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Jan 10, 2014, 1:27:55 PM1/10/14
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> Slowly but surely,everybody _will_ return!

Even the dead ones.

Daffy

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Jan 11, 2014, 9:36:25 PM1/11/14
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tracicle doesn't look like a skull at all:

>> Slowly but surely,everybody _will_ return!
>
> Even the dead ones.

Problem is, nobody ever returns at the same time...

Her Benevolence, The BEAST

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Jan 11, 2014, 11:59:03 PM1/11/14
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On Saturday, January 11, 2014 9:36:25 PM UTC-5, Daffy wrote:
> tracicle doesn't look like a skull at all:
>
>
>
> >> Slowly but surely,everybody _will_ return!
>
> >
>
> > Even the dead ones.

I'm not dead YET!


>
>
>
> Problem is, nobody ever returns at the same time...


Too much distortion of the Space/Time Continuum -- causes
a bit of a traffic snarl.


'splained
Her Benevolence

Her Benevolence, The BEAST

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Jan 11, 2014, 11:59:41 PM1/11/14
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bisho...@hotmail.com

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Jan 12, 2014, 8:47:46 AM1/12/14
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Not all at the same time, no. Case in point. /points to self.
Sidebar: I suddenly got several messages from Google Groups about activity in here. And I don't use Google Groups, so I have no idea how this is going to come out.

Pixel "#~

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Jan 14, 2014, 2:06:15 PM1/14/14
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On Sun, 12 Jan 2014 05:47:46 -0800 (PST), bisho...@hotmail.com
wrote:

>Not all at the same time, no. Case in point. /points to self.
>
>Sidebar: I suddenly got several messages from Google Groups about activity in here. And I don't use Google Groups, so I have no idea how this is going to come out.

It's the call of Aglami!!

*drumroll*

Pixel "#~

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Jan 14, 2014, 2:06:31 PM1/14/14
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Yes?

Her Benevolence, The BEAST

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Jan 14, 2014, 6:30:48 PM1/14/14
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On Friday, January 10, 2014 1:27:55 PM UTC-5, tracicle wrote:

> > Slowly but surely,everybody _will_ return!
>
>
>
> Even the dead ones.


TRACICLE!!!!

:::tacklehug:::


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Her Benevolence

deblon

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Jan 14, 2014, 7:37:17 PM1/14/14
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Weird. How did I end up back here? I must have made a mistake back in Albuquerque. Also, I seem to have misplaced my sig.

-deblon

tracicle

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Jan 15, 2014, 9:21:11 AM1/15/14
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On Wednesday, 15 January 2014 01:37:17 UTC+1, deblon wrote:
> Weird. How did I end up back here? I must have made a mistake back in Albuquerque. Also, I seem to have misplaced my sig.

Your .sig and my .sig are .sigging together .somewhere.

tracicle

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Jan 15, 2014, 9:21:35 AM1/15/14
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> > Even the dead ones.
>
>
> TRACICLE!!!!
>
>
>
> :::tacklehug:::

seenowi'mdead

Daffy

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Jan 18, 2014, 8:58:19 PM1/18/14
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Pixel "#~ doesn't look like a skull at all:

>> Not all at the same time, no. Case in point. /points to self.
>>
>> Sidebar: I suddenly got several messages from Google Groups about activity in here. And I don't use Google Groups, so I have no idea how this is going to come out.
>
> It's the call of Aglami!!
>
> *drumroll*

I should post something on the old RSS feed, that might wake a few
people up too!

Daffy

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Jan 18, 2014, 8:59:09 PM1/18/14
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deblon doesn't look like a skull at all:

> Weird. How did I end up back here? I must have made a mistake back in Albuquerque. Also, I seem to have misplaced my
sig.

You went through that tunnel I painted on the wall, didn't you?
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Daffy

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Jan 20, 2014, 12:03:57 AM1/20/14
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ervaqre doesn't look like a skull at all:

>>> It's the call of Aglami!!
>>>
>>> *drumroll*
>>
>> I should post something on the old RSS feed, that might wake a few
>> people up too!
>
> What is the url of the RSS feed? I somehow seem to remember it. I also
> seem to remember you used to have some very clunky CMS for managing
> the site.

It's in none of the places you think it is, but all of the places you
looked already... I had to go look it up on LiveJournal to figure out
what it originally was.

And yeah, that clunky CMS was the reason the site died - the first time
it died, when it moved servers.
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Pixel "#~

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Jan 30, 2014, 10:44:56 AM1/30/14
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On Tue, 14 Jan 2014 16:37:17 -0800 (PST), deblon <deb...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Weird. How did I end up back here? I must have made a mistake back in Albuquerque. Also, I seem to have misplaced my sig.

Weehee.
*hugs*

Pixel "#~

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Jan 30, 2014, 10:47:09 AM1/30/14
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On Sun, 19 Jan 2014 17:00:06 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <m...@privacy.net>
wrote:

>Yeah. Right. As if anybody would believe all of a sudden ancient
>Aglamians came back from hell to pots and accidentally ended up in
>the blissful world that is a figment of my imagination again!
>
>Ha ha ha ha!! That is hilarious!!
>
>It's probably this wierd reindeer guy impersonating them does anybody
>remember him the guy with the antlers mwuhahahahaha. 17

If only I had time one my hands, I would dig up some old picture of
you and photoshop some christmas fake antlers in...

But alas... druk druk druk.

Pas na morgen heb ik weer tijd als al dit ja ik wil gedoe over is.

DG

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Jan 30, 2014, 12:07:01 PM1/30/14
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Op 30-1-2014 16:47, Pixel "#~ schreef:
>> Yeah. Right. As if anybody would believe all of a sudden ancient
>> Aglamians came back from hell to pots and accidentally ended up in
>> the blissful world that is a figment of my imagination again!
>>
>> Ha ha ha ha!! That is hilarious!!
>>
>> It's probably this wierd reindeer guy impersonating them does anybody
>> remember him the guy with the antlers mwuhahahahaha. 17
>
> If only I had time one my hands, I would dig up some old picture of
> you and photoshop some christmas fake antlers in...
>
> But alas... druk druk druk.
>
> Pas na morgen heb ik weer tijd als al dit ja ik wil gedoe over is.
>
>
Is someone getting freakin' married????? Are you pitching a family sized
tent? Have I not been keeping up? Hmmm, that last one is a definite yes.

--
Danny.

Pixel "#~

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Jan 30, 2014, 2:23:57 PM1/30/14
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On Thu, 30 Jan 2014 18:07:01 +0100, DG
<dammyge...@censored.zzn.com> wrote:

>>> Ha ha ha ha!! That is hilarious!!
>>>
>>> It's probably this wierd reindeer guy impersonating them does anybody
>>> remember him the guy with the antlers mwuhahahahaha. 17
>>
>> If only I had time one my hands, I would dig up some old picture of
>> you and photoshop some christmas fake antlers in...
>>
>> But alas... druk druk druk.
>>
>> Pas na morgen heb ik weer tijd als al dit ja ik wil gedoe over is.
>>
>>
>Is someone getting freakin' married????? Are you pitching a family sized
>tent? Have I not been keeping up? Hmmm, that last one is a definite yes.

*immitates innocent whistle*

DG

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Jan 30, 2014, 4:24:12 PM1/30/14
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Op 30-1-2014 20:23, Pixel "#~ schreef:
>>>> Ha ha ha ha!! That is hilarious!!
>>>>
>>>> It's probably this wierd reindeer guy impersonating them does anybody
>>>> remember him the guy with the antlers mwuhahahahaha. 17
>>>
>>> If only I had time one my hands, I would dig up some old picture of
>>> you and photoshop some christmas fake antlers in...
>>>
>>> But alas... druk druk druk.
>>>
>>> Pas na morgen heb ik weer tijd als al dit ja ik wil gedoe over is.
>>>
>>>
>> Is someone getting freakin' married????? Are you pitching a family sized
>> tent? Have I not been keeping up? Hmmm, that last one is a definite yes.
>
> *immitates innocent whistle*
>
You're just imitating an innocent whistle in the hopes I'll pick the
innocent whistle up and blow it. I'm not falling for that, it won't work
anyway. Or worse: make a strange sound.

Anyway, should we congratulate you or rescue you?

--
Danny.
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Pixel "#~

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Jan 31, 2014, 1:49:03 AM1/31/14
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On Thu, 30 Jan 2014 22:24:12 +0100, DG
<dammyge...@censored.zzn.com> wrote:

>>>> But alas... druk druk druk.
>>>>
>>>> Pas na morgen heb ik weer tijd als al dit ja ik wil gedoe over is.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Is someone getting freakin' married????? Are you pitching a family sized
>>> tent? Have I not been keeping up? Hmmm, that last one is a definite yes.
>>
>> *immitates innocent whistle*
>>
>You're just imitating an innocent whistle in the hopes I'll pick the
>innocent whistle up and blow it. I'm not falling for that, it won't work
>anyway. Or worse: make a strange sound.
>
>Anyway, should we congratulate you or rescue you?

I am still trying to determine that.
Meanwhile denial works very well...

-it's not in seven hours-
-it's not in seven hours-
-it's not in seven hours-
-it's not in seven hours-
-it's not in seven hours-
-it's not in seven hours-
-it's not in seven hours-
-it's not in seven hours-
....

Pixel "#~

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Jan 31, 2014, 1:50:10 AM1/31/14
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On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 01:51:14 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <m...@privacy.net>
wrote:

>> If only I had time one my hands, I would dig up some old picture of
>> you and photoshop some christmas fake antlers in...
>>
>> But alas... druk druk druk.
>>
>> Pas na morgen heb ik weer tijd als al dit ja ik wil gedoe over is.
>
>I agree saying you have to photoshop fake antlers into somebody's head
>would be a strange way of getting out of a wedding.
>
>Congratulations, hurg man!

Thanks, China man.

DG

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Jan 31, 2014, 2:47:11 AM1/31/14
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Op 31-1-2014 2:51, ervaqre schreef:
>>> It's probably this wierd reindeer guy impersonating them does anybody
>>> remember him the guy with the antlers mwuhahahahaha. 17
>>
>> If only I had time one my hands, I would dig up some old picture of
>> you and photoshop some christmas fake antlers in...
>>
>> But alas... druk druk druk.
>>
>> Pas na morgen heb ik weer tijd als al dit ja ik wil gedoe over is.
>
> I agree saying you have to photoshop fake antlers into somebody's head
> would be a strange way of getting out of a wedding.
>
> Congratulations, hurg man!
>
"And do you now take this woman to be your wife?"

"Hurg."

I'd so die laughing if that would happen.

--
Danny.

Pixel "#~

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Jan 31, 2014, 3:18:19 AM1/31/14
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On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 08:47:11 +0100, DG
<dammyge...@censored.zzn.com> wrote:

>>> Pas na morgen heb ik weer tijd als al dit ja ik wil gedoe over is.
>>
>> I agree saying you have to photoshop fake antlers into somebody's head
>> would be a strange way of getting out of a wedding.
>>
>> Congratulations, hurg man!
>>
>"And do you now take this woman to be your wife?"
>
>"Hurg."
>
>I'd so die laughing if that would happen.

I think someone would kill me dead if I did that...

DG

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Jan 31, 2014, 3:19:40 AM1/31/14
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Op 31-1-2014 2:53, ervaqre schreef:
>>> But alas... druk druk druk.
>>>
>>> Pas na morgen heb ik weer tijd als al dit ja ik wil gedoe over is.
>>>
>> Is someone getting freakin' married????? Are you pitching a family sized
>> tent? Have I not been keeping up? Hmmm, that last one is a definite yes.
>
> That's what you get when you spend your time being an internet
> oplichter. Take a voorbeeld from Pixel, who spends his time wisely
> instead, enslaving himself to a woman!
>
But we have women here in Aglami. They look kinda nice too, for women
that is. Though they're severely lacking in facial hair like real
pirates have. They make up for it with swords, butt-kicking and sheep
though. Also, since they're at a safe distance, they can't throw things
at you. Except for insults.

--
Danny.

DG

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Jan 31, 2014, 3:22:16 AM1/31/14
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Op 31-1-2014 7:49, Pixel "#~ schreef:
>>>>> But alas... druk druk druk.
>>>>>
>>>>> Pas na morgen heb ik weer tijd als al dit ja ik wil gedoe over is.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Is someone getting freakin' married????? Are you pitching a family sized
>>>> tent? Have I not been keeping up? Hmmm, that last one is a definite yes.
>>>
>>> *immitates innocent whistle*
>>>
>> You're just imitating an innocent whistle in the hopes I'll pick the
>> innocent whistle up and blow it. I'm not falling for that, it won't work
>> anyway. Or worse: make a strange sound.
>>
>> Anyway, should we congratulate you or rescue you?
>
> I am still trying to determine that.
> Meanwhile denial works very well...
>
> -it's not in seven hours-
> -it's not in seven hours-
> -it's not in seven hours-
> -it's not in seven hours-
> -it's not in seven hours-
> -it's not in seven hours-
> -it's not in seven hours-
> -it's not in seven hours-
> .....
>
Clever. Saying it's in seven hours even though it's only five. You'll
avoid the rush if you come in two hours late. And it's not like they're
gonna miss you.

--
Danny.

DG

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Jan 31, 2014, 3:26:47 AM1/31/14
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Op 31-1-2014 7:50, Pixel "#~ schreef:
>>> If only I had time one my hands, I would dig up some old picture of
>>> you and photoshop some christmas fake antlers in...
>>>
>>> But alas... druk druk druk.
>>>
>>> Pas na morgen heb ik weer tijd als al dit ja ik wil gedoe over is.
>>
>> I agree saying you have to photoshop fake antlers into somebody's head
>> would be a strange way of getting out of a wedding.
>>
>> Congratulations, hurg man!
>
> Thanks, China man.
>
>
Well if you're gonna thank people for congratulating you, count me in!

Congrats on losing your bachelor degree.


--
Danny.

DG

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Jan 31, 2014, 3:29:47 AM1/31/14
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Op 31-1-2014 9:18, Pixel "#~ schreef:
>>>> Pas na morgen heb ik weer tijd als al dit ja ik wil gedoe over is.
>>>
>>> I agree saying you have to photoshop fake antlers into somebody's head
>>> would be a strange way of getting out of a wedding.
>>>
>>> Congratulations, hurg man!
>>>
>> "And do you now take this woman to be your wife?"
>>
>> "Hurg."
>>
>> I'd so die laughing if that would happen.
>
> I think someone would kill me dead if I did that...
>
>
It'd be worth it. At least if someone put it on Youtube.

"Dutch groom gets killed dead after hurging instead of i-do-ing."

I'll be checking for that video tonight. Just in case.

--
Danny.
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Pixel "#~

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Jan 31, 2014, 4:13:26 AM1/31/14
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On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 08:42:25 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <m...@privacy.net>
wrote:

>DG is a mighty pirate...
>
>>>> I agree saying you have to photoshop fake antlers into somebody's head
>>>> would be a strange way of getting out of a wedding.
>>>>
>>>> Congratulations, hurg man!
>>>
>>> Thanks, China man.
>>>
>> Well if you're gonna thank people for congratulating you, count me in!
>>
>> Congrats on losing your bachelor degree.
>
>I don't think Pixel ever got a bachelor degree, did he? As far as I
>remember he studied for several decades and then dropped out of
>university.


Yup, but thanks anyway...

DG

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Jan 31, 2014, 4:38:24 AM1/31/14
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Op 31-1-2014 9:43, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> I'd so die laughing if that would happen.
>>>
>>> I think someone would kill me dead if I did that...
>>>
>> It'd be worth it. At least if someone put it on Youtube.
>>
>> "Dutch groom gets killed dead after hurging instead of i-do-ing."
>>
>> I'll be checking for that video tonight. Just in case.
>
> Speaking of video, will it be recorded and posted on YouTube? Because
> then I would like to have a look.
>
Even if it isn't converted to ASCII?

--
Danny.

Pixel "#~

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Jan 31, 2014, 4:54:47 AM1/31/14
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On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 09:22:16 +0100, DG
<dammyge...@censored.zzn.com> wrote:

>>>> *immitates innocent whistle*
>>>>
>>> You're just imitating an innocent whistle in the hopes I'll pick the
>>> innocent whistle up and blow it. I'm not falling for that, it won't work
>>> anyway. Or worse: make a strange sound.
>>>
>>> Anyway, should we congratulate you or rescue you?
>>
>> I am still trying to determine that.
>> Meanwhile denial works very well...
>>
>> -it's not in seven hours-
>> -it's not in seven hours-
>> -it's not in seven hours-
>> -it's not in seven hours-
>> -it's not in seven hours-
>> -it's not in seven hours-
>> -it's not in seven hours-
>> -it's not in seven hours-
>> .....
>>
>Clever. Saying it's in seven hours even though it's only five. You'll
>avoid the rush if you come in two hours late. And it's not like they're
>gonna miss you.

The only thing I supposedly have to do is say "yes" at the right
moment.

Pixel "#~

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Jan 31, 2014, 4:57:35 AM1/31/14
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On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 09:19:40 +0100, DG
<dammyge...@censored.zzn.com> wrote:

>>> Is someone getting freakin' married????? Are you pitching a family sized
>>> tent? Have I not been keeping up? Hmmm, that last one is a definite yes.
>>
>> That's what you get when you spend your time being an internet
>> oplichter. Take a voorbeeld from Pixel, who spends his time wisely
>> instead, enslaving himself to a woman!
>>
>But we have women here in Aglami. They look kinda nice too, for women
>that is. Though they're severely lacking in facial hair like real
>pirates have. They make up for it with swords, butt-kicking and sheep
>though. Also, since they're at a safe distance, they can't throw things
>at you. Except for insults.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/16mbou279ym1rsa/PKD.jpg

Pixel "#~

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Jan 31, 2014, 4:57:57 AM1/31/14
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On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 08:47:06 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <m...@privacy.net>
wrote:

>DG is a mighty pirate...
>
>>> That's what you get when you spend your time being an internet
>>> oplichter. Take a voorbeeld from Pixel, who spends his time wisely
>>> instead, enslaving himself to a woman!
>>>
>> But we have women here in Aglami. They look kinda nice too, for women
>> that is. Though they're severely lacking in facial hair like real
>> pirates have. They make up for it with swords, butt-kicking and sheep
>> though. Also, since they're at a safe distance, they can't throw things
>> at you. Except for insults.
>
>But women need to be replaced from time to time, just like laundry
>detergent and shoe laces. Our women on the other hand, the Aglami
>women I mean, have been here forever and are as old as the hills.
>
>We need more newbies subscribing to Aglami!

Like there are so many new people playing the MI games...

Pixel "#~

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Jan 31, 2014, 4:58:30 AM1/31/14
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On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 09:29:47 +0100, DG
<dammyge...@censored.zzn.com> wrote:

>>>> Congratulations, hurg man!
>>>>
>>> "And do you now take this woman to be your wife?"
>>>
>>> "Hurg."
>>>
>>> I'd so die laughing if that would happen.
>>
>> I think someone would kill me dead if I did that...
>>
>It'd be worth it. At least if someone put it on Youtube.
>
>"Dutch groom gets killed dead after hurging instead of i-do-ing."
>
>I'll be checking for that video tonight. Just in case.

I am not planning on it.
Just photographs, thank you...

DG

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Jan 31, 2014, 5:30:36 AM1/31/14
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Op 31-1-2014 9:47, ervaqre schreef:
>>> That's what you get when you spend your time being an internet
>>> oplichter. Take a voorbeeld from Pixel, who spends his time wisely
>>> instead, enslaving himself to a woman!
>>>
>> But we have women here in Aglami. They look kinda nice too, for women
>> that is. Though they're severely lacking in facial hair like real
>> pirates have. They make up for it with swords, butt-kicking and sheep
>> though. Also, since they're at a safe distance, they can't throw things
>> at you. Except for insults.
>
> But women need to be replaced from time to time, just like laundry
> detergent and shoe laces. Our women on the other hand, the Aglami
> women I mean, have been here forever and are as old as the hills.
>
> We need more newbies subscribing to Aglami!
>
/me hides behind a rock as Reinder is about to get murdered to death by
the fierce women of aglami (or get the stink eye, a fate worse than death)

--
Danny.

DG

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Jan 31, 2014, 5:34:01 AM1/31/14
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Op 31-1-2014 10:54, Pixel "#~ schreef:
>>>>> *immitates innocent whistle*
>>>>>
>>>> You're just imitating an innocent whistle in the hopes I'll pick the
>>>> innocent whistle up and blow it. I'm not falling for that, it won't work
>>>> anyway. Or worse: make a strange sound.
>>>>
>>>> Anyway, should we congratulate you or rescue you?
>>>
>>> I am still trying to determine that.
>>> Meanwhile denial works very well...
>>>
>>> -it's not in seven hours-
>>> -it's not in seven hours-
>>> -it's not in seven hours-
>>> -it's not in seven hours-
>>> -it's not in seven hours-
>>> -it's not in seven hours-
>>> -it's not in seven hours-
>>> -it's not in seven hours-
>>> .....
>>>
>> Clever. Saying it's in seven hours even though it's only five. You'll
>> avoid the rush if you come in two hours late. And it's not like they're
>> gonna miss you.
>
> The only thing I supposedly have to do is say "yes" at the right
> moment.
>
And the right place. You wouldn't wanna end up saying yes at some
McDonalds. Even when they're asking "Do you want fries with that".

--
Danny.

DG

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Jan 31, 2014, 5:36:05 AM1/31/14
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Op 31-1-2014 10:57, Pixel "#~ schreef:
>>>> Is someone getting freakin' married????? Are you pitching a family sized
>>>> tent? Have I not been keeping up? Hmmm, that last one is a definite yes.
>>>
>>> That's what you get when you spend your time being an internet
>>> oplichter. Take a voorbeeld from Pixel, who spends his time wisely
>>> instead, enslaving himself to a woman!
>>>
>> But we have women here in Aglami. They look kinda nice too, for women
>> that is. Though they're severely lacking in facial hair like real
>> pirates have. They make up for it with swords, butt-kicking and sheep
>> though. Also, since they're at a safe distance, they can't throw things
>> at you. Except for insults.
>
> https://www.dropbox.com/s/16mbou279ym1rsa/PKD.jpg
>
LOL

C'mon they should've gotten you a better stripper at your bachelor's
party :-)

--
Danny.

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Op 31-1-2014 10:58, Pixel "#~ schreef:
>>>>> Congratulations, hurg man!
>>>>>
>>>> "And do you now take this woman to be your wife?"
>>>>
>>>> "Hurg."
>>>>
>>>> I'd so die laughing if that would happen.
>>>
>>> I think someone would kill me dead if I did that...
>>>
>> It'd be worth it. At least if someone put it on Youtube.
>>
>> "Dutch groom gets killed dead after hurging instead of i-do-ing."
>>
>> I'll be checking for that video tonight. Just in case.
>
> I am not planning on it.
> Just photographs, thank you...
>
>
With - hopefully fake - beards peeking from under wedding veils?

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Jan 31, 2014, 7:46:17 AM1/31/14
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Op 31-1-2014 12:49, ervaqre schreef:
>>>>>> Congratulations, hurg man!
>>>>>
>>>>> Thanks, China man.
>>>>>
>>>> Well if you're gonna thank people for congratulating you, count me in!
>>>>
>>>> Congrats on losing your bachelor degree.
>>>
>>> I don't think Pixel ever got a bachelor degree, did he? As far as I
>>> remember he studied for several decades and then dropped out of
>>> university.
>>
>> Yup, but thanks anyway...
>
> So, where is the wedding? Danny and I might still make it in time to
> enjoy all the free food. And if you need people to tell all the other
> wedding guests embarrassing stories about you, then you can also count
> on us!
>
> Still a few more hours to go! Will he make it? Will he mess up? Will
> he chicken out? Is this the beginning of the end?
>
I trust Pixel has made sure there's a vegetarian option and a Chinese
food option. Even better: a vegetarian Chinese food option. No chicken
please.

It's not a problem if we miss the nuptials, we just wanna be there for
the buffet and wedding cake tasting. We might also be up for catching a
bouquet.

Reinder can even do a speech. He has a glass for that and someone can
surely lend him a utensil to ting it three times in order to make
everyone #shutup. He's omnipotent that way.

Now all we need is an immortal elephant as a bridesmaid.

--
Danny.

tracicle

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Jan 31, 2014, 7:48:44 AM1/31/14
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On Friday, 31 January 2014 13:13:30 UTC+1, ervaqre wrote:
> I need not worry! The women of Aglami are too busy knitting, cooking
>
> and taking care of their kids and dogs. When we whisper in this
>
> thread, they will not even notice my master plan to replace them with
>
> younger and better versions!

I already replaced myself with the younger and better version. You just didn't notice because you were busy banging fireworks and eating Chinese food. Or as the Chinese call it, "food".

DG

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Jan 31, 2014, 7:50:43 AM1/31/14
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Op 31-1-2014 12:57, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> "Dutch groom gets killed dead after hurging instead of i-do-ing."
>>>>
>>>> I'll be checking for that video tonight. Just in case.
>>>
>>> Speaking of video, will it be recorded and posted on YouTube? Because
>>> then I would like to have a look.
>>>
>> Even if it isn't converted to ASCII?
>
> I have a built-in ASCII converter in my eyepatch. It makes the world
> so much more interesting than when using rose-tinted glasses.
>
> Next thing I'll be working on is a Doppler effect simulator for my
> left ear. That will make it a whole lot easier whenever I want some
> audiovisual fun.
>
Is the eye-patch fitted with amber, green or paperwhite textscreen? I
think green is the way to go. So very 1337. As in leet, not the year
1337. That's so long ago, pardon, retro, it's even pre-ASCII.

--
Danny.

DG

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Jan 31, 2014, 7:53:18 AM1/31/14
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Op 31-1-2014 13:00, ervaqre schreef:
>>> But we have women here in Aglami. They look kinda nice too, for women
>>> that is. Though they're severely lacking in facial hair like real
>>> pirates have. They make up for it with swords, butt-kicking and sheep
>>> though. Also, since they're at a safe distance, they can't throw things
>>> at you. Except for insults.
>>
>> https://www.dropbox.com/s/16mbou279ym1rsa/PKD.jpg
>
> How did you go from looking like a hippy with electric teeth to
> looking like Fred Flinstone??
>
And he isn't even married yet. Before you know it, he'll be putting out
the saber-tooth cat and going out bowling with his neighbor Barney.

--
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DG

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Jan 31, 2014, 7:59:14 AM1/31/14
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Op 31-1-2014 13:13, ervaqre schreef:
>>> But women need to be replaced from time to time, just like laundry
>>> detergent and shoe laces. Our women on the other hand, the Aglami
>>> women I mean, have been here forever and are as old as the hills.
>>>
>>> We need more newbies subscribing to Aglami!
>>>
>> /me hides behind a rock as Reinder is about to get murdered to death by
>> the fierce women of aglami (or get the stink eye, a fate worse than death)
>
> I need not worry! The women of Aglami are too busy knitting, cooking
> and taking care of their kids and dogs. When we whisper in this
> thread, they will not even notice my master plan to replace them with
> younger and better versions!
>
But if you make them look younger than the current crop of Aglami-ettes
they'll be wearing diapers. Besides just wrong and unattractive it might
also be slightly illegal.

Anyway, this plan is doomed, you forgot to *whisper*!!!

--
Danny.

DG

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Jan 31, 2014, 8:01:17 AM1/31/14
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Op 31-1-2014 13:48, tracicle schreef:
>> I need not worry! The women of Aglami are too busy knitting, cooking
>>
>> and taking care of their kids and dogs. When we whisper in this
>>
>> thread, they will not even notice my master plan to replace them with
>>
>> younger and better versions!
>
> I already replaced myself with the younger and better version. You just didn't notice because you were busy banging fireworks and eating Chinese food. Or as the Chinese call it, "food".
>
Reinder banging fireworks. Or as the Chinese call it: cracking good sex?

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Jan 31, 2014, 2:02:07 PM1/31/14
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Op 31-1-2014 14:36, ervaqre schreef:
>>> So, where is the wedding? Danny and I might still make it in time to
>>> enjoy all the free food. And if you need people to tell all the other
>>> wedding guests embarrassing stories about you, then you can also count
>>> on us!
>>>
>>> Still a few more hours to go! Will he make it? Will he mess up? Will
>>> he chicken out? Is this the beginning of the end?
>>>
>> I trust Pixel has made sure there's a vegetarian option and a Chinese
>> food option. Even better: a vegetarian Chinese food option. No chicken
>> please.
>
> Vegetarian?! Who is a vegetarian here?! Must be you, since I *love*
> killing animals and then eating them!! What are you doing being a
> vegetable??! No wonder you have no energy to post as much anymore
> these days!! Carrot!! Califlower!! Potato!! Cabbage!!1!

It seems you need to update the RRRRR. Also, I'm not 16. It's a bunch of
humbugmonkeycabbage, that RRRRR. At least the bit about me. It seems the
RRRRR was written by someone who hasn't eaten his vegetables.

If I'd be posting here a lot it would be like talking to myself in an
empty room and expecting someone to answer. I keep that for IRL, except
the expecting answers bit.

>> It's not a problem if we miss the nuptials, we just wanna be there for
>> the buffet and wedding cake tasting. We might also be up for catching a
>> bouquet.
>>
>> Reinder can even do a speech. He has a glass for that and someone can
>> surely lend him a utensil to ting it three times in order to make
>> everyone #shutup. He's omnipotent that way.
>
> Oh, since I am out of the continent, I was thinking of you holding up
> a tablet Sheldon Big Bang-style so that I can actually see what is
> going on. I will also need you to take over some of my physical
> functions, such as holding up my glass and ting it with an eating
> utensil three times. The good thing about this is, you can eat all
> the vegetables you want in my stead!

I'm not going to take over *any* of your physical functions. Especially
the ones that involve fluids. So no big banging at Pixel and Pixie's
wedding.

>> Now all we need is an immortal elephant as a bridesmaid.
>
> Right, I need to include that elephant in my speech as well!
>
> *hurries off to the writing table*
>
You have a table that writes? Knowing you it does so in ASCII...

--
Danny.

DG

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Jan 31, 2014, 2:16:10 PM1/31/14
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Op 31-1-2014 15:01, ervaqre schreef:
>>> I need not worry! The women of Aglami are too busy knitting, cooking
>>>
>>> and taking care of their kids and dogs. When we whisper in this
>>>
>>> thread, they will not even notice my master plan to replace them with
>>>
>>> younger and better versions!
>>
>> I already replaced myself with the younger and better version. You just didn't notice because you were busy banging fireworks and eating Chinese food. Or as the Chinese call it, "food".
>
> 我说翻来覆去燃放花炮的那个人不是我呀!也已经烦死我整天了!一定肯定是该死的那个Pixel就是为了他婚礼!!
>
I said over and over discharge of fireworks that person is not me! I
have been sick all day! Must be damn sure that Pixel is to his wedding! !

Either Google Translate sucks noodles or you were talking about being
sick, causing explosive firework like discharges you hope didn't
distract Pixel from his wedding.

--
Danny.

DG

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Jan 31, 2014, 2:18:28 PM1/31/14
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Op 31-1-2014 15:02, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> younger and better versions!
>>>
>>> I already replaced myself with the younger and better version. You just didn't notice because you were busy banging fireworks and eating Chinese food. Or as the Chinese call it, "food".
>>>
>> Reinder banging fireworks. Or as the Chinese call it: cracking good sex?
>
> I hate fireworks!! They make me MAD!!

Oh, you madman.

> And don't talk about sex in here! This is a family newsgroup. You can
> put the smutty stuff in alt.games.lucas-arts.monkey-island.xxx
>
It's only a family newsgroup because Pixel is starting one. I suggest a
new newsgroup alt.games.lucas-arts.monkey-island.family.

--
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DG

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Jan 31, 2014, 2:26:22 PM1/31/14
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Op 31-1-2014 15:16, ervaqre schreef:
>>> I have a built-in ASCII converter in my eyepatch. It makes the world
>>> so much more interesting than when using rose-tinted glasses.
>>>
>>> Next thing I'll be working on is a Doppler effect simulator for my
>>> left ear. That will make it a whole lot easier whenever I want some
>>> audiovisual fun.
>>>
>> Is the eye-patch fitted with amber, green or paperwhite textscreen? I
>> think green is the way to go. So very 1337. As in leet, not the year
>> 1337. That's so long ago, pardon, retro, it's even pre-ASCII.
>
> Great idea! I just changed the default of my terminal emulator from
> boring white on black to this:
>
> https://www.dropbox.com/s/ntg86c84f43n980/aglami.png

AAAARGH. I've suddenly got a severe case of nostalgia. It's totally
eighties tv/movie hacker-stuff. If only there was a bunch of hexadecimal
machine code on that screen...

Speaking of tv/movie hacker-stuff. You might like this site.
http://moviecode.tumblr.com/

> Is that 1337 or is that 1337? I might also go for a historical 1337
> eyepatch though. Nice year, just a decade before the Black Death. How
> very fitting, I would have loved it back then with my eyepatch.
>
A black eye-patch, nicely color-coordinated with all the death...
I wonder what a BSOD would look like on a green display.

--
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DG

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Jan 31, 2014, 2:28:05 PM1/31/14
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Op 31-1-2014 15:21, ervaqre schreef:
>>> How did you go from looking like a hippy with electric teeth to
>>> looking like Fred Flinstone??
>>>
>> And he isn't even married yet. Before you know it, he'll be putting out
>> the saber-tooth cat and going out bowling with his neighbor Barney.
>
> Next you'll be telling me he's going to live in a stone house rather
> than in a tent! If that's true I'll be planting a pine tree!
>
You idiat. Obviously he's gonna live in a stone tent made of slate.
Since all the pineapples under the sea are taken.

--
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DG

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Jan 31, 2014, 2:30:30 PM1/31/14
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Op 31-1-2014 15:27, ervaqre schreef:
>>> I need not worry! The women of Aglami are too busy knitting, cooking
>>> and taking care of their kids and dogs. When we whisper in this
>>> thread, they will not even notice my master plan to replace them with
>>> younger and better versions!
>>>
>> But if you make them look younger than the current crop of Aglami-ettes
>> they'll be wearing diapers. Besides just wrong and unattractive it might
>> also be slightly illegal.
>
> Illegal? How so? I just wanted younger versions to enhance the
> reputation of this newsgroup. It's not like I need them for any other
> activities. I have a goat for that.

How old is that goat anyway? Old enough to vote, I trust.

>> Anyway, this plan is doomed, you forgot to *whisper*!!!
>
> Oh damn! Now they'll lock me up with the goblins!
>
Admit it, this was your real plan all along. You just want to get your
hands on those kinky goblin-goats. Well played sir, well played.

--
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Pixel "#~

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On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 04:48:44 -0800 (PST), tracicle <tra...@gmail.com>
wrote:
Banging fireworks?

Is that some kind of innuendo?


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yelling from the balcony, and it's
called 'we hate you, please die."

Pixel "#~

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Feb 1, 2014, 3:34:32 AM2/1/14
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On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 12:00:58 +0000 (UTC), ervaqre <m...@privacy.net>
wrote:

>>>But we have women here in Aglami. They look kinda nice too, for women
>>>that is. Though they're severely lacking in facial hair like real
>>>pirates have. They make up for it with swords, butt-kicking and sheep
>>>though. Also, since they're at a safe distance, they can't throw things
>>>at you. Except for insults.
>>
>> https://www.dropbox.com/s/16mbou279ym1rsa/PKD.jpg
>
>How did you go from looking like a hippy with electric teeth to
>looking like Fred Flinstone??

I am not actually in this picture...

DG

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Feb 1, 2014, 4:41:33 AM2/1/14
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Op 1-2-2014 9:32, Pixel "#~ schreef:
>>> I need not worry! The women of Aglami are too busy knitting, cooking
>>>
>>> and taking care of their kids and dogs. When we whisper in this
>>>
>>> thread, they will not even notice my master plan to replace them with
>>>
>>> younger and better versions!
>>
>> I already replaced myself with the younger and better version. You just didn't notice because you were busy banging fireworks and eating Chinese food. Or as the Chinese call it, "food".
>
> Banging fireworks?
>
> Is that some kind of innuendo?
>
>
What are you doing here, posting stuff and looking for innuendos? Of all
the people you're the one with the best excuse not to post as you just
got married, possibly with a honeymoon up next.

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DG

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Feb 1, 2014, 4:47:21 AM2/1/14
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Op 1-2-2014 9:34, Pixel "#~ schreef:
>>>> But we have women here in Aglami. They look kinda nice too, for women
>>>> that is. Though they're severely lacking in facial hair like real
>>>> pirates have. They make up for it with swords, butt-kicking and sheep
>>>> though. Also, since they're at a safe distance, they can't throw things
>>>> at you. Except for insults.
>>>
>>> https://www.dropbox.com/s/16mbou279ym1rsa/PKD.jpg
>>
>> How did you go from looking like a hippy with electric teeth to
>> looking like Fred Flinstone??
>
> I am not actually in this picture...
>
>
You were in the tent. Possibly taking the picture from there. More
importantly: were you doing that looking like a hippy with electric
teeth or as some sort of Fred Flintstone. Maybe you were in Guybrush
Threepwood gear with incredible amounts of stuff you "found" in your
pockets. We're not talking wooden nickels for the grog machine(TM).

Would wooden nickels be made of pine chucked by a woodchuck that could
chuck wood?

--
Danny.

deblon

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bunny!!!

Pixel "#~

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On Fri, 7 Feb 2014 05:21:39 -0800 (PST), deblon <deb...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>bunny!!!

Blonde Sword Woman!
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Jul 28, 2014, 1:12:22 PM7/28/14
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ervaqre schreef op 28-7-2014 11:20:
>>> Vegetarian?! Who is a vegetarian here?! Must be you, since I *love*
>>> killing animals and then eating them!! What are you doing being a
>>> vegetable??! No wonder you have no energy to post as much anymore
>>> these days!! Carrot!! Califlower!! Potato!! Cabbage!!1!
>>
>> It seems you need to update the RRRRR. Also, I'm not 16. It's a bunch of
>> humbugmonkeycabbage, that RRRRR. At least the bit about me. It seems the
>> RRRRR was written by someone who hasn't eaten his vegetables.
>
> I ate a green pepper yesterday.

So you're good for another 6 months with your vegetable intake.

>> If I'd be posting here a lot it would be like talking to myself in an
>> empty room and expecting someone to answer. I keep that for IRL, except
>> the expecting answers bit.
>
> Okay, I will make sure this will be included in the next RRRRR. Which
> is scheduled for next month. Why do you have an empty room if I may
> ask? Wouldn't it be more useful to fill it up with something other
> than you physical presence?

Next month? So we're gonna have to wait for another decade? It isn't
absolutely empty, since that wouldn't be good for breathing purposes.
It's just a spare room where I keep like old junk. Like AGP video cards
with dodgy voltage settings.

>>> Oh, since I am out of the continent, I was thinking of you holding up
>>> a tablet Sheldon Big Bang-style so that I can actually see what is
>>> going on. I will also need you to take over some of my physical
>>> functions, such as holding up my glass and ting it with an eating
>>> utensil three times. The good thing about this is, you can eat all
>>> the vegetables you want in my stead!
>>
>> I'm not going to take over *any* of your physical functions. Especially
>> the ones that involve fluids. So no big banging at Pixel and Pixie's
>> wedding.
>
> Well, too late. He must be married by now.
>
> If you ever read this: congratulations Pixel!!

It's been so long, they may have gotten a flash-divorce by now. Whatever
the case, congratulations are in order. Managing to get married without
even the slightest trace of being omnipotent, like some Aglamians claim
to be.

>>> *hurries off to the writing table*
>>>
>> You have a table that writes? Knowing you it does so in ASCII...
>
> I wish! But it is still my who has to reply to e-mails from annoying
> people. Damnit. If only it were 1975 again.
>
I remember 1975, it wasn't what it's cracked up to be. Just the smells
of car exhausts, factories and smokers. Not to mention bad cologne,
make-up or hairsprays. On the upside, the smell of fresh baked bread
does entice some nostalgia.

--
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Dec 18, 2014, 10:57:12 PM12/18/14
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ervaqre schreef op 19-12-2014 4:33:
>> I said over and over discharge of fireworks that person is not me! I
>> have been sick all day! Must be damn sure that Pixel is to his wedding! !
>>
>> Either Google Translate sucks noodles or you were talking about being
>> sick, causing explosive firework like discharges you hope didn't
>> distract Pixel from his wedding.
>
> Hmmm... I don't actually speak Chinese, but always used Google
> Translate. Now that Google is completely blocked by the new Chinese
> dictator, I have no choice but to use Baidu Fanyi. It also has the
> ability to translate to and from Dutch. For some reason they call it
> "Holland language". Hurg.
>
> "Je bent een rund als je met vuurwerk stunt!"
>
> is translated into:
>
> "You are an idiot, if you are the fireworks show!"
>
> Double hurg!
>
What does it do when you hurg, ehr, tranlate it back?

--
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DG

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Dec 18, 2014, 11:03:40 PM12/18/14
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ervaqre schreef op 19-12-2014 4:36:
>>> I hate fireworks!! They make me MAD!!
>>
>> Oh, you madman.
>
> With 2015 approaching it's time for fireworks for you as well. Let's
> see how mad it will make you. If you can no longer stand it, I suggest
> you flee to your empty room.

Oh, you haven't been keeping up, have you? There are now fireworks free
zones in some places. Especially around care facilities. Which has lead
to old folks complaining they won't be able to see the pretty fireworks.
You're also only allowed to set the explosives off from 18:00 until 1:00
or so. Prompting the police to state that they don't have enough
manpower or money to enforce that.

>>> And don't talk about sex in here! This is a family newsgroup. You can
>>> put the smutty stuff in alt.games.lucas-arts.monkey-island.xxx
>>>
>> It's only a family newsgroup because Pixel is starting one. I suggest a
>> new newsgroup alt.games.lucas-arts.monkey-island.family.
>
> Well, that is where Pixel and all those housewife Aglamians can hang
> out then, but what about us?
>
We'll end up in alt.fan.starwars.jar-jar-binks.die.die.die when the new
Star Wars hits theaters.

--
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Dec 18, 2014, 11:18:35 PM12/18/14
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ervaqre schreef op 19-12-2014 4:54:
>>>> Is the eye-patch fitted with amber, green or paperwhite textscreen? I
>>>> think green is the way to go. So very 1337. As in leet, not the year
>>>> 1337. That's so long ago, pardon, retro, it's even pre-ASCII.
>>>
>>> Great idea! I just changed the default of my terminal emulator from
>>> boring white on black to this:
>>>
>>> https://www.dropbox.com/s/ntg86c84f43n980/aglami.png
>>
>> AAAARGH. I've suddenly got a severe case of nostalgia. It's totally
>> eighties tv/movie hacker-stuff. If only there was a bunch of hexadecimal
>> machine code on that screen...
>
> That link returns a 404!! My aglami is back to white on black again
> though. Somehow it makes me feel more at ease.

Yes, well, we wouldn't wanna stress out our omnipotent dictator. Before
you know it we'll be pulling movies out of theaters and hacking movie
studios badly protected servers.

>> Speaking of tv/movie hacker-stuff. You might like this site.
>> http://moviecode.tumblr.com/
>
> That person watches way too much Japanese television. What a nerd!
> That reminds me, I still need to finish season 1 of Psycho Pass.

Need? When you say that it sounds like you need it like food. Or air.

>>> Is that 1337 or is that 1337? I might also go for a historical 1337
>>> eyepatch though. Nice year, just a decade before the Black Death. How
>>> very fitting, I would have loved it back then with my eyepatch.
>>>
>> A black eye-patch, nicely color-coordinated with all the death...
>> I wonder what a BSOD would look like on a green display.
>
> I still see a BSOD at least once a month over here. For some reason
> ATM's run on XP. Same goes for almost all other electronic devices,
> apart from the bicycle rental computer in my street. That one shows an
> old DOS screen saying it cannot find the A disk.

Chances are that the banks are running illegal XP copies. Not to mention
unprotected since the security updates stopped. Odd. Bankers not
strictly adhering to rules.

Strangely I've seen quite a lot of floppies the past year. Even brand
new floppies, mint in box. Turns out they are still used. Not just on
old systems but also specialized equipment. Factory robots, synthesizers
and -yikes- medical equipment. Even the ISS seems to still have those.
The Space Shuttle certainly did.

Most floppy drives now are being used as musical instruments. Sometimes
accompanied by scanners.

--
Danny.

DG

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Dec 18, 2014, 11:21:50 PM12/18/14
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ervaqre schreef op 19-12-2014 4:55:
>>> Next you'll be telling me he's going to live in a stone house rather
>>> than in a tent! If that's true I'll be planting a pine tree!
>>>
>> You idiat. Obviously he's gonna live in a stone tent made of slate.
>> Since all the pineapples under the sea are taken.
>
> Well, he seems to be back in Aglamiland. Let's ask him. Pixel?
>
You're gonna need to shout. He won't hear you if you talk so softly.
What kind of omnipotent dictator are you anyway? You'd expect dictators
to be rather loud. Usually you manage that part of the dictatoring just
fine.

--
Danny.

DG

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Dec 18, 2014, 11:30:28 PM12/18/14
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ervaqre schreef op 19-12-2014 5:09:
>>> I ate a green pepper yesterday.
>>
>> So you're good for another 6 months with your vegetable intake.
>
> You need to eat vegetables every six months?? Damnit! I am eating haw
> strips at the moment. Those are vegetables, right? In addition to
> being horrible Chinglish.

If by haw you mean hay, then you might as well call it vegetable.

>>> Okay, I will make sure this will be included in the next RRRRR. Which
>>> is scheduled for next month. Why do you have an empty room if I may
>>> ask? Wouldn't it be more useful to fill it up with something other
>>> than you physical presence?
>>
>> Next month? So we're gonna have to wait for another decade? It isn't
>> absolutely empty, since that wouldn't be good for breathing purposes.
>> It's just a spare room where I keep like old junk. Like AGP video cards
>> with dodgy voltage settings.
>
> I used to have an AGP video card and a piece of old junk it was!
> Didn't even work with my computer, so I returned it to the store!

You managed to get your money back after buying the wrong part? You went
back within 8 days or so then. With the proof of purchase of course...

Some friendly internet folks may have informed you about those
voltage-settings.

>>> If you ever read this: congratulations Pixel!!
>>
>> It's been so long, they may have gotten a flash-divorce by now. Whatever
>> the case, congratulations are in order. Managing to get married without
>> even the slightest trace of being omnipotent, like some Aglamians claim
>> to be.
>
> It was a legitimate wedding. I saw some photos. They were hilarious!

Did it involve a crane crushing a couple of roofs? Oh, wait, that only
happens during the proposals.

>>> I wish! But it is still my who has to reply to e-mails from annoying
>>> people. Damnit. If only it were 1975 again.
>>>
>> I remember 1975, it wasn't what it's cracked up to be. Just the smells
>> of car exhausts, factories and smokers. Not to mention bad cologne,
>> make-up or hairsprays. On the upside, the smell of fresh baked bread
>> does entice some nostalgia.
>
> You can't call bread from 1975 fresh anymore. You can still eat it
> though.
>
I think you've got it backwards. You CAN call it fresh, though you're
probably mistaken. You can't eat it unless you've got concrete drills
instead of teeth. That's assuming it dried out and didn't get moldy.
There's not gonna be anything left if the mold got a hold.

--
Danny.

Pixel "#~

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What what what?
don't shout.
DejaGoogles sucks on a smartphone.
what's up?

Yes, I've still retained this marrietial status, and Reinder, I am never sharing photos with you again.

--
pixel

DG

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Pixel "#~ schreef op 25-12-2014 23:00:
I still haven't seen those "hilarious" photographs. They'd make a great
Saturnalia-gift. Or Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Midwinter Solstice,
etc. -gift. If you've ASCII versions we can look for goats in them.

--
Danny.


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