sigh

[deblon]

i'm back. etc.

~deblon

[DG]

Op 29-12-2010 16:09, deblon schreef:
> i'm back. etc.

Yes, well, as you can see it's rather quiet here. Though sometimes some guy from
China breaks through the great firewall and imitates Reinder.

--
Danny.

[deblon]

who's reinder?

~deblon

[DG]

Op 29-12-2010 22:35, deblon schreef:

>>> i'm back. etc.
>>
>> Yes, well, as you can see it's rather quiet here. Though sometimes some
>> guy from China breaks through the great firewall and imitates Reinder.
>>
>
> who's reinder?
>

Allegedly someone from the country of Pixel with remarkably normal looking parents.

--
Danny.

[deblon]

/shakes head
no, not ringing a bell. is he a newbie?

~ginger

[DG]

Op 30-12-2010 13:07, deblon schreef:

>>>>> i'm back. etc.
>>>>
>>>> Yes, well, as you can see it's rather quiet here. Though sometimes some
>>>> guy from China breaks through the great firewall and imitates Reinder.
>>>>
>>>
>>> who's reinder?
>>>
>> Allegedly someone from the country of Pixel with remarkably normal
>> looking parents.
>>
>
> /shakes head
> no, not ringing a bell. is he a newbie?

Yes, most probably. Hasn't done the trials yet. Doubt he'd make it through. He
seems like the choke-on-a-pretzel type. That pretzel would remedy his Tourette's
'till Pixel does one of his patented boy scout Heimlich maneuvers.

--
Danny.

[deblon]

and who are you?

~deblon

[DG]

Op 31-12-2010 1:14, deblon schreef:

The other Dutch guy.

--
Danny.

[deblon]

well listen, other dutch guy, when i go to all the trouble of finding a
free server and installing something on my computer to read it, i expect
more posts in aglami. i also want current emails and/or usernames for
whatever im program aglami people are using these days. it's
practically a new year. contact has to be made before it's too late!

~ginger

[DG]

Op 31-12-2010 12:33, deblon schreef:

Hold on, Stranger of the Blond persuasion, how do we know this isn't an e-mail
scam? And even if you're legit, you're acting as if 2012 is upon us (also a
scam). So I haven't sent you any e-mail in which I forgot to mention I use aMsn
(a somewhat MSN-compatible thingy) for which I use a different, rather warm,
Microsoft related address.

--
Danny.

[deblon]

your riddles are no match for me, other dutch guy. so there.

~deblon

[DG]

Op 2-1-2011 16:18, deblon schreef:

I should have paid as much attention to Adam West as you did.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 4-1-2011 2:08, ervaqre schreef:
>> i'm back. etc.
>
> are you the new cleaning lady?
>
Watch it mate, she'll clean your innards right out with that huge ass sword of hers.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 4-1-2011 2:11, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> Yes, most probably. Hasn't done the trials yet. Doubt he'd make it
>>>> through. He seems like the choke-on-a-pretzel type. That pretzel would
>>>> remedy his Tourette's 'till Pixel does one of his patented boy scout
>>>> Heimlich maneuvers.
>>>
>>> and who are you?
>>
>> The other Dutch guy.
>

> Another Dutch guy? I can't believe it. Are you even in the RRRRR?
>
I used to be. When I wasn't 16. I'm still not 16.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 4-1-2011 2:15, ervaqre schreef:

>> scam). So I haven't sent you any e-mail in which I forgot to mention I use aMsn
>> (a somewhat MSN-compatible thingy) for which I use a different, rather warm,
>

> Isn't aMSN this program that looks almost identical to the Microsoft
> program? If so, then why would you use it? Or does it also support
> things like IRC, ICQ, Facebook (who uses that?), etc?
>
Nope, it doesn't look exactly the same. It is similar but without banners, pop
ups and crap. It does less. No voice but some video and hardly any file sending.
Just what I need. Something that doesn't make my computer slow down with stupid
stuff. I don't even want to join any other social media stuff, not as long as
the Usenet is fully functional.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 4-1-2011 2:16, ervaqre schreef:
> TRIM YOUR QUOTES!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAHH!!!
>
You're the omnipotent one, you do it! We mere mortals have such a short time on
this planet, we shouldn't waste it on trimming quotes.

--
Danny.

[deblon]

i'm more into guns these days.

~deblon

[deblon]

On 1/3/2011 8:08 PM, ervaqre wrote:
> deblon is a mighty pirate...

>
>> i'm back. etc.
>
> are you the new cleaning lady?
>

no.

[DG]

Op 7-1-2011 0:22, deblon schreef:

>>> i'm back. etc.
>>
>> are you the new cleaning lady?
>>
>
> no.

This ng would be a lot cleaner if she was. And even more riddled with bullet
holes than usual.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 7-1-2011 0:22, deblon schreef:

>>>> i'm back. etc.
>>>
>>> are you the new cleaning lady?
>>>
>> Watch it mate, she'll clean your innards right out with that huge ass
>> sword of hers.
>>
> i'm more into guns these days.

You're taking this whole 2012 thing waaay too serious then. Besides, you'd need
a bazooka to stand out in a crowd these days.

--
Danny.

[Zčh Mwâh]

On Wed, 29 Dec 2010 22:53:28 +0100, DG
<dammyge...@censored.zzn.com> wrote:

>>>> i'm back. etc.
>>>
>>> Yes, well, as you can see it's rather quiet here. Though sometimes some
>>> guy from China breaks through the great firewall and imitates Reinder.
>>>
>>
>> who's reinder?
>>
>Allegedly someone from the country of Pixel with remarkably normal looking parents.

And it has a normal sister too apparently...

--
Zèh Mwâh

"Someone has been pissing on my Gamecube and
I'm about to close the case."

[Zčh Mwâh]

There is a current RRRRR?

You must surely be joking...

--
Zčh Mwâh

[DG]

Op 10-1-2011 21:45, Zčh Mwâh schreef:

>>>>> i'm back. etc.
>>>>
>>>> Yes, well, as you can see it's rather quiet here. Though sometimes some
>>>> guy from China breaks through the great firewall and imitates Reinder.
>>>>
>>>
>>> who's reinder?
>>>
>> Allegedly someone from the country of Pixel with remarkably normal looking parents.
>
> And it has a normal sister too apparently...
>

She's damaged goods. Has to be, with a brother like that. Some people say she
has weird eyes, a big nose and pale skin. But they say that in Chinese, so she
won't understand.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 10-1-2011 21:48, Zčh Mwâh schreef:

>>>>>> Yes, most probably. Hasn't done the trials yet. Doubt he'd make it
>>>>>> through. He seems like the choke-on-a-pretzel type. That pretzel would
>>>>>> remedy his Tourette's 'till Pixel does one of his patented boy scout
>>>>>> Heimlich maneuvers.
>>>>>
>>>>> and who are you?
>>>>
>>>> The other Dutch guy.
>>>
>>> Another Dutch guy? I can't believe it. Are you even in the RRRRR?
>>>
>> I used to be. When I wasn't 16. I'm still not 16.
>
> There is a current RRRRR?
>
> You must surely be joking...
>

The only correct response to that is: don't call me Shirley!

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 18-2-2011 18:45, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> Allegedly someone from the country of Pixel with remarkably normal looking parents.
>>>
>>> And it has a normal sister too apparently...
>>>
>> She's damaged goods. Has to be, with a brother like that. Some people say she
>> has weird eyes, a big nose and pale skin. But they say that in Chinese, so she
>> won't understand.
>

> why on earth is that klingon newbie referring to me as "it" and as for
> the weird (big) eyes, big nose and pale skin, those are actually
> considered to be physically attractive features in rice eating nation,
> just like looking as if you just walked/crawled out of auschwitz
>
They want you to think that.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 18-2-2011 18:47, ervaqre schreef:

>> You're the omnipotent one, you do it! We mere mortals have such a short time on
>> this planet, we shouldn't waste it on trimming quotes.
>

> well, I have a new problem now, apart from the mental problems that
> is. let me make it crystal clear to you: 我饿死了！
>
我饿死了！ is not Klingon (or Dutch as I'd rather call it).

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 18-2-2011 18:50, ervaqre schreef:

>>> program? If so, then why would you use it? Or does it also support
>>> things like IRC, ICQ, Facebook (who uses that?), etc?
>>>
>> Nope, it doesn't look exactly the same. It is similar but without banners, pop
>> ups and crap. It does less. No voice but some video and hardly any file sending.
>> Just what I need. Something that doesn't make my computer slow down with stupid
>> stuff. I don't even want to join any other social media stuff, not as long as
>> the Usenet is fully functional.
>

> I haven't touched MS Windows in several years, but I believe there
> were several patches out there that removed everything undesirable
> from MSN, so that might have the same effect as using aMSN. not sure
> if they're still around though.
>
Removing everythin undesirable from MSN would mean removing, ehr, well,
EVERYTHING!!!

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 19-2-2011 17:54, ervaqre schreef:

>>> why on earth is that klingon newbie referring to me as "it" and as for
>>> the weird (big) eyes, big nose and pale skin, those are actually
>>> considered to be physically attractive features in rice eating nation,
>>> just like looking as if you just walked/crawled out of auschwitz
>>>
>> They want you to think that.
>

> Well, let me give you an example, the girl in this video:
> http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjQ0NjQxODIw.html
>
> ....is considered to be HOT. Can you wrap your mind around that? I
> mean, she is too thin, too pale, and looks like she has several brain
> defects.
>
Does she have a speech defect? They seem to subtitle her, sometimes even make
chinese characters (and I don't mean people, but writing) jump out of her mouth.

Is this some version of Hollywood Squares meets Love Connection?

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 19-2-2011 17:55, ervaqre schreef:

>>> well, I have a new problem now, apart from the mental problems that
>>> is. let me make it crystal clear to you: 我饿死了！
>>>
>> 我饿死了！ is not Klingon (or Dutch as I'd rather call it).
>

> Let's go to the caves man!! THe caves are waiting for us! WHERE ARE
> THE TORCHES!?! Darkness awaits us. Ohhhooo.. Perchance there be
> goblins!! Hehehehe.
>
With our luck we'll run into Osama Bin Laden just at the moment the Americans
catch up with him.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 19-2-2011 17:57, ervaqre schreef:

>>> I haven't touched MS Windows in several years, but I believe there
>>> were several patches out there that removed everything undesirable
>>> from MSN, so that might have the same effect as using aMSN. not sure
>>> if they're still around though.
>>>
>> Removing everythin undesirable from MSN would mean removing, ehr, well,
>> EVERYTHING!!!
>

> I assume you still connect to their servers! How about replacing it
> with Microsoft Comic Chat instead?
>
Microsoft Comic Sans Serif is the default font, so you know everybody talks in a
happy, informal way.

--
Danny.

[Vigilante]

"ervaqre" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:ijmbkb$hjv$8...@news.eternal-september.org...
> DG is a mighty pirate...

>
>>> i'm more into guns these days.
>>
>> You're taking this whole 2012 thing waaay too serious then. Besides,
>> you'd need
>> a bazooka to stand out in a crowd these days.
>

> speaking of bazookas, where's Kasper? you know, this guy with the
> strange face

the elephant came back

[DG]

Op 11-3-2011 19:40, ervaqre schreef:

>>> ....is considered to be HOT. Can you wrap your mind around that? I
>>> mean, she is too thin, too pale, and looks like she has several brain
>>> defects.
>>>
>> Does she have a speech defect? They seem to subtitle her, sometimes even make
>> chinese characters (and I don't mean people, but writing) jump out of her mouth.
>>
>> Is this some version of Hollywood Squares meets Love Connection?
>

> It's normal on Chinese television to subtitle Chinese, because
> especially in the southern parts of the country many people do not
> understand spoken Mandarin Chinese, yet they do understand written
> Chinese. It's also very useful for me, since I am a strawberry.
>
You're Dutch, you're supposed to be orange, if a fruit at all.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 12-3-2011 4:47, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> Is this some version of Hollywood Squares meets Love Connection?
>>>
>>> It's normal on Chinese television to subtitle Chinese, because
>>> especially in the southern parts of the country many people do not
>>> understand spoken Mandarin Chinese, yet they do understand written
>>> Chinese. It's also very useful for me, since I am a strawberry.
>>>
>> You're Dutch, you're supposed to be orange, if a fruit at all.
>

> Lies! I am a Chinese strawberry now! Don't eat me.
>
Can you take a licking?

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 21-3-2011 6:20, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> You're Dutch, you're supposed to be orange, if a fruit at all.
>>>
>>> Lies! I am a Chinese strawberry now! Don't eat me.
>>>
>> Can you take a licking?
>

> no, not you. this is beyond desturbing. i'll take you back to the pet
> store
>
You can't do that! I'm not an ex-parrot, you know!!! Even though I may
have some sticky tape on my feet.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 29-3-2011 4:16, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> Can you take a licking?
>>>
>>> no, not you. this is beyond desturbing. i'll take you back to the pet
>>> store
>>>
>> You can't do that! I'm not an ex-parrot, you know!!! Even though I may
>> have some sticky tape on my feet.
>

> You'd better come up with a well-reasoned and pretty damn good excuse
> for having sticky tape on your feet.
>
I did not put it there, it wasn't put there with my consent. I wasn't
even consulted.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 5-4-2011 18:13, ervaqre schreef:

>>> You'd better come up with a well-reasoned and pretty damn good excuse
>>> for having sticky tape on your feet.
>>>
>> I did not put it there, it wasn't put there with my consent. I wasn't
>> even consulted.
>

> So are you saying that there are people running around the Netherlands
> sticking sticky tape on people's feet without consulting those people
> first? That is madness!!
>
Or maybe someone dropped some on the floor and it got stuck on my shoes?
Nah, let's go with your theory, reason be damned. And it's much more fun
to come up with Dutch invisible gnome-people trying to tape innocent
bystanders feet together. Always make sure it's unfalsifiable, so they
can't prove a negative.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 12-4-2011 19:06, ervaqre schreef:

>>> So are you saying that there are people running around the Netherlands
>>> sticking sticky tape on people's feet without consulting those people
>>> first? That is madness!!
>>>
>> Or maybe someone dropped some on the floor and it got stuck on my shoes?
>> Nah, let's go with your theory, reason be damned. And it's much more fun
>> to come up with Dutch invisible gnome-people trying to tape innocent
>> bystanders feet together. Always make sure it's unfalsifiable, so they
>> can't prove a negative.
>

> WHAT!? There are invisible gnome-people in the Netherlands these
> days!!???? The for sure must have escaped from this amusement park
> near you!! We all know what this means, it's A Call To Arms!! Where's
> the phone book when you need it?
>
There's no amusement park near me. At least not the last time I checked.

The phone book got replaced by a slimmed down version (with smaller
regions) that got replaced by CD-ROM containing all phone numbers that
got replaced by a website that got replaced by an app. This app you can
put on a phone, without breaking it, something that would surely happen
if you put one physical phone book per region on your phone. This is why
old phones were built much more sturdy than these small plastic/glass
GSM-things.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 23-4-2011 20:04, ervaqre schreef:

>>> WHAT!? There are invisible gnome-people in the Netherlands these
>>> days!!???? The for sure must have escaped from this amusement park
>>> near you!! We all know what this means, it's A Call To Arms!! Where's
>>> the phone book when you need it?
>>>
>> There's no amusement park near me. At least not the last time I checked.
>>
>> The phone book got replaced by a slimmed down version (with smaller
>> regions) that got replaced by CD-ROM containing all phone numbers that
>> got replaced by a website that got replaced by an app. This app you can
>> put on a phone, without breaking it, something that would surely happen
>> if you put one physical phone book per region on your phone. This is why
>> old phones were built much more sturdy than these small plastic/glass
>> GSM-things.
>

> WHAT? Don't you live below those rivers? In those regions of the
> Nether Lands where they cannot pronounce the G properly? And don't
> they have some famous amusement park there?

Where I live, the G is pronounced properly and not as if someone is
trying to choke you. Nor does the R sound like you're being run over by
a steamroller. Any amusement park is too far to go on foot and most
won't even try on our national transportation system: the bicycle.

> And hey, I have a semi-glass GSM-thing. I have one with a physicial
> keyboard because I just can't stand touch screen stuff, but it has
> internet, high-quality camera, music, video, but less porn than some
> of the females I encounter here. Yet, it is sturdy.
>
I get it, you're not the touchy feely kind.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 4-5-2011 19:20, ervaqre schreef:

>>> WHAT? Don't you live below those rivers? In those regions of the
>>> Nether Lands where they cannot pronounce the G properly? And don't
>>> they have some famous amusement park there?
>>
>> Where I live, the G is pronounced properly and not as if someone is
>> trying to choke you. Nor does the R sound like you're being run over by
>> a steamroller. Any amusement park is too far to go on foot and most
>> won't even try on our national transportation system: the bicycle.
>

> But the G is supposed to sound as if somebody is trying to choke you.
> And the R is some sort of machinery at work indeed. How else could you
> be able to say you're from "Ggggrrrroningen" or "Ggggrrrrrrn" as we
> say it?

I thought it was pronounced Gruninguh. Although there might be a silent
w in there.

>>> And hey, I have a semi-glass GSM-thing. I have one with a physicial
>>> keyboard because I just can't stand touch screen stuff, but it has
>>> internet, high-quality camera, music, video, but less porn than some
>>> of the females I encounter here. Yet, it is sturdy.
>>>
>> I get it, you're not the touchy feely kind.
>

> Well, I have this idea that when you press buttons, they should
> actually go down.
>
I just hope Buttons isn't the name of your two pet chimpanzees.

--
Danny.

[Gusty]

On 2010-12-29 15:09:47 +0000, deblon <deb...@gmail.com> said:

> i'm back. etc.
>
>
>
> ~deblon

*hugs*

--

D.

There is no manual for Earth marked 'Read Me First"

[Rasmus Bøg Hansen]

Den 08-10-2011 08:05, ervaqre skrev:
> Gusty is a mighty pirate...

>
>>> i'm back. etc.
>>>
>>> ~deblon
>>
>> *hugs*
>

> NO HUGGING IN HERE ABUSE SENT OKAY

Tree hugging only!


--
Rasmus Bøg Hansen
I'm selling these fine leather jackets.
Expect the unexpected!

[Rasmus Bøg Hansen]

Den 08-10-2011 08:03, ervaqre skrev:
> Zèh Mwâh is a mighty pirate...
>
>>>> Another Dutch guy? I can't believe it. Are you even in the RRRRR?
>>>>
>>> I used to be. When I wasn't 16. I'm still not 16.
>>
>> There is a current RRRRR?
>>
>> You must surely be joking...
>
> I almost finished it, but my brain is leaking.

Get an electronic leak tester and see whether it is leaking helium or
CO2. In case it is CO2 we will have to kill you to protect the environment.

[DG]

Op 27-12-2011 7:04, ervaqre schreef:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...

>
>>>>> ~deblon
>>>>
>>>> *hugs*
>>>
>>> NO HUGGING IN HERE ABUSE SENT OKAY
>>
>> Tree hugging only!
>

> HURG!!!!!!
>
No, no, no, son, it's without the R. It's HUG not HURG. I swear boy, I
say, you've been spending sooo much time in that there China country.
You, sir, are starting to get an accent.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 27-12-2011 7:07, ervaqre schreef:

> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...
>

>>>> You must surely be joking...
>>>
>>> I almost finished it, but my brain is leaking.
>>
>> Get an electronic leak tester and see whether it is leaking helium or
>> CO2. In case it is CO2 we will have to kill you to protect the environment.
>

> No, you can buy the emission rights of poor and undeveloped countries.
> How about we buy the emission rights of Aglami, Togo, so that I can
> leak as much as I want?
>
> Okay, who in here has money? Empty your pockets please.
>
Wouldn't it be better to buy some better quality emission rights? I mean
the emission rights of Monaco are bound to be superior to the Togo ones.
Most people wouldn't want to be caught dead filling third world emission
rights.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 27-12-2011 17:53, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Tlee hugging only!
>>>
>>> HULG!!!!!!
>>>
>> No, no, no, son, it's without the L. It's HUG not HULG. I sweal boy,I
>> say, you've been spending soo much time in that there China countly.
>> You, sil, are stalting to get an accent.
>
> Oh yeah? I am still a sculvy pilate!! ALLL!!!! ALLLLLL!!! Shivel me
> timbels !!! And who ale you to cliticize the gleat dictatol's accent?
> You newbie! The LLLLL even says you'le only a sixteen yeal old blat!
>
> ALLLL!!!! ALLLLLLLLL!!!! QUAKE IN FEAL!! QUAKE IN FEAL!! MELE MOLTAL!!
>
ROR.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 27-12-2011 17:56, ervaqre schreef:

>>> No, you can buy the emission rights of poor and undeveloped countries.
>>> How about we buy the emission rights of Aglami, Togo, so that I can
>>> leak as much as I want?
>>>
>>> Okay, who in here has money? Empty your pockets please.
>>>
>> Wouldn't it be better to buy some better quality emission rights? I mean
>> the emission rights of Monaco are bound to be superior to the Togo ones.
>> Most people wouldn't want to be caught dead filling third world emission
>> rights.
>

> How exactly are the emission rights of Monaco superior to those of
> Togo? Does getting hold of the Togo emission rights actually involve
> physically dragging or shipping my body to Togo so that my brain can
> leak over there? In that case, I want to speak to our lawyer! Who is
> our lawyer?
>
Haven't you ever met people that insist to go to one particular store
instead of another, claiming the first is better? Even though they sell
the same exact crap in both stores, only slightly cheaper in the second
store? Well, it stands to reason then that those same people would
prefer Monaco emission rights over Togo ones...

To get Togo haul emission rights over, you'll have to steal a bicycle.
Luckily, there are plenty of those where you are from and where you are now.

--
Danny.

[Rasmus Bøg Hansen]

Den 27-12-2011 17:53, ervaqre skrev:
> DG is a mighty pilate...

Have you begun wearing Mao shoes too?

[Rasmus Bøg Hansen]

Den 27-12-2011 07:07, ervaqre skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...
>

>>>> You must surely be joking...
>>>
>>> I almost finished it, but my brain is leaking.
>>
>> Get an electronic leak tester and see whether it is leaking helium or
>> CO2. In case it is CO2 we will have to kill you to protect the environment.
>

> No, you can buy the emission rights of poor and undeveloped countries.
> How about we buy the emission rights of Aglami, Togo, so that I can
> leak as much as I want?
>
> Okay, who in here has money? Empty your pockets please.

I have some wooden pieces o'eight.

That reminds me, I should soon try out the Monkey Island Special Edition
PS3 disc I got for christmas.

No wait, it is in a big cardboard box right now...

[Rasmus Bøg Hansen]

Den 27-12-2011 17:56, ervaqre skrev:
> DG is a mighty pirate...

>
>>> No, you can buy the emission rights of poor and undeveloped countries.
>>> How about we buy the emission rights of Aglami, Togo, so that I can
>>> leak as much as I want?
>>>
>>> Okay, who in here has money? Empty your pockets please.
>>>
>> Wouldn't it be better to buy some better quality emission rights? I mean
>> the emission rights of Monaco are bound to be superior to the Togo ones.
>> Most people wouldn't want to be caught dead filling third world emission
>> rights.
>

> How exactly are the emission rights of Monaco superior to those of
> Togo? Does getting hold of the Togo emission rights actually involve
> physically dragging or shipping my body to Togo so that my brain can
> leak over there? In that case, I want to speak to our lawyer! Who is
> our lawyer?

You could hire Stan.

[DG]

Op 29-12-2011 12:42, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> say, you've been spending soo much time in that there China countly.
>>>> You, sil, are stalting to get an accent.
>>>
>>> Oh yeah? I am still a sculvy pilate!! ALLL!!!! ALLLLLL!!! Shivel me
>>> timbels !!! And who ale you to cliticize the gleat dictatol's accent?
>>> You newbie! The LLLLL even says you'le only a sixteen yeal old blat!
>>>
>>> ALLLL!!!! ALLLLLLLLL!!!! QUAKE IN FEAL!! QUAKE IN FEAL!! MELE MOLTAL!!
>>
>> Have you begun wearing Mao shoes too?
>

> No, as of now I am still wearing my Harley's whenever I go outside.
>
> VRRRROOOMMM!!
>
I assume you mean a jacket or socks or something. Otherwise you'd be out
GaGa-ing Lady GaGa, only less masculine.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 29-12-2011 12:44, ervaqre schreef:

>>> How exactly are the emission rights of Monaco superior to those of
>>> Togo? Does getting hold of the Togo emission rights actually involve
>>> physically dragging or shipping my body to Togo so that my brain can
>>> leak over there? In that case, I want to speak to our lawyer! Who is
>>> our lawyer?
>>>
>> Haven't you ever met people that insist to go to one particular store
>> instead of another, claiming the first is better? Even though they sell
>> the same exact crap in both stores, only slightly cheaper in the second
>> store? Well, it stands to reason then that those same people would
>> prefer Monaco emission rights over Togo ones...
>>
>> To get Togo haul emission rights over, you'll have to steal a bicycle.
>> Luckily, there are plenty of those where you are from and where you are now.
>

> Is stealing a bicycle a legal requirement to be able to purchase Togo
> emission rights or do you mean I should cycle to Togo? My brain'd done
> leaking by the time I would get there!
>
You'd have to steal the bicycle and then put the emission rights on the
back of the bike. That way you stay emission-free.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 29-12-2011 12:47, ervaqre schreef:

>>> How exactly are the emission rights of Monaco superior to those of
>>> Togo? Does getting hold of the Togo emission rights actually involve
>>> physically dragging or shipping my body to Togo so that my brain can
>>> leak over there? In that case, I want to speak to our lawyer! Who is
>>> our lawyer?
>>
>> You could hire Stan.
>

> Well, I just finished eating actually.
>
Spit him out, IMMEDIATELY!

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 29-12-2011 12:47, ervaqre schreef:

>>> No, you can buy the emission rights of poor and undeveloped countries.
>>> How about we buy the emission rights of Aglami, Togo, so that I can
>>> leak as much as I want?
>>>
>>> Okay, who in here has money? Empty your pockets please.
>>
>> I have some wooden pieces o'eight.
>>
>> That reminds me, I should soon try out the Monkey Island Special Edition
>> PS3 disc I got for christmas.
>>
>> No wait, it is in a big cardboard box right now...
>

> Your PS3 is a big cardboard box?
>
Shake it real hard, it'll become an ex-box.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 5-1-2012 18:29, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> Have you begun wearing Mao shoes too?
>>>
>>> No, as of now I am still wearing my Harley's whenever I go outside.
>>>
>>> VRRRROOOMMM!!
>>>
>> I assume you mean a jacket or socks or something. Otherwise you'd be out
>> GaGa-ing Lady GaGa, only less masculine.
>

> Ah? No sir, I have real Harley Davidson winter boots!
>
Made in Real China, no doubt. Instead of Fake China.

What material are they made of? Not china, of course, but fabric,
leather, (fake) fur and/or rubber that kind of stuff.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 5-1-2012 18:34, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> To get Togo haul emission rights over, you'll have to steal a bicycle.
>>>> Luckily, there are plenty of those where you are from and where you are now.
>>>
>>> Is stealing a bicycle a legal requirement to be able to purchase Togo
>>> emission rights or do you mean I should cycle to Togo? My brain'd done
>>> leaking by the time I would get there!
>>>
>> You'd have to steal the bicycle and then put the emission rights on the
>> back of the bike. That way you stay emission-free.
>

> How exactly can you put emission rights on the bagagedrager? I'm
> pretty sure the snelbinders on the last bike I owned were not designed
> to keep any rights attached to my bicycle.
>
You won't now 'till you try. So go get some rights now. Maybe try them
out first with some copyrights then graduate to some heavier stuff like
human rights.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 5-1-2012 18:36, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> No wait, it is in a big cardboard box right now...
>>>
>>> Your PS3 is a big cardboard box?
>>>
>> Shake it real hard, it'll become an ex-box.
>

> You just chose ex-box because you can't make a pun with Wii.
>
I can, but it'd be only a wii little pun.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 5-1-2012 18:35, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> You could hire Stan.
>>>
>>> Well, I just finished eating actually.
>>>
>> Spit him out, IMMEDIATELY!
>

> Too late, he has been through hell already.
>
With that spicy food you've been having, it was a fiery end, no doubt.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 11-1-2012 19:51, ervaqre schreef:

>>> How exactly can you put emission rights on the bagagedrager? I'm
>>> pretty sure the snelbinders on the last bike I owned were not designed
>>> to keep any rights attached to my bicycle.
>>>
>> You won't now 'till you try. So go get some rights now. Maybe try them
>> out first with some copyrights then graduate to some heavier stuff like
>> human rights.
>

> Hmmm... such a shame though that a while ago I got a phone call from
> my parental house where my most recently owned bicycle had been
> stored, that over the years the bicycle had been turned into some
> rusty junk and as such was thrown away. Then again, I suppose I can
> put those rights in backpack.
>
I don't think they threw it out. I think they sold it to someone who
wanted to transport emission rights from Africa to Europe.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 11-1-2012 19:55, ervaqre schreef:

>>>> Shake it real hard, it'll become an ex-box.
>>>
>>> You just chose ex-box because you can't make a pun with Wii.
>>>
>> I can, but it'd be only a wii little pun.
>

> Despite being Nintendo fan, I've never actually wanted a Wii. Then
> again, the last computer game I played was Unreal Tournament.
>
Yet the Wii was (maybe still is) the most popular of the current
consoles. Yet serious gamers only consider buying a PS3, 360 or PC. A
Wii is the Christmas gift they get because the parents are sure that
that's the one they didn't have yet. Turns out there's another one in
the attic, never used.

--
Danny.

[DG]

Op 11-1-2012 20:04, ervaqre schreef:

>>> Ah? No sir, I have real Harley Davidson winter boots!
>>>
>> Made in Real China, no doubt. Instead of Fake China.
>>
>> What material are they made of? Not china, of course, but fabric,
>> leather, (fake) fur and/or rubber that kind of stuff.
>

> It seems to be real leather, apart from the sole which apparently is
> made from some sort of rubber that easily breaks into pieces. As long
> as temperatures do not get above zero however, the snow that gets
> stuck in the cracks of the sole does not melt, and since these
> Harley's are still warm enough when it's -30, have served me for three
> winters already, and only cost €16 a pair, I would say it's a real
> bargain. If you want I can help you set up a supply chain, so you can
> sell them in the Netherlands for €160 a pair.
>
I think we wouldn't turn a profit even at €160. The lawyers we'll need
for fighting Harley Davidson lawsuits will be very expensive. Unless we
rename the boots to Harloy Davidsen with a sharpie.

--
Danny.