Maniac Mansion is EVIL, it's the game of SATAN !!!

[Gerry Lintonice]

Maniac Mansion is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect
your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like Maniac Mansion, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop playing this satanic game now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent his victory at ARMAGEDDON.

Maniac Mansion is EVIL, playing it is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches like Maniac Mansion.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

Maniac Mansion is EVIL, the DEVIL programmed it in HELL with the help
of the ANTICHRIST in SODOM and DEMONS in GOMORRAH !!!