AGHLTFC vs AGHL (Baby eaters) & CS FAGS
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"Dale" <*@*.*> wrote in message
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> Come and have a go if you think you're harda enough!!
>
> BABY EATIN FAGGOT BOYZ!!!1!
>
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Shaolin
to say.....
> Come and have a go if you think you're harda enough!!
>
> BABY EATIN FAGGOT BOYZ!!!1!
>
>
my good man, they don't appear to be taking our challange seriously....
/ponders
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<sha...@aghltfc.comNOSPAM> wrote:
>In alt.games.half-life, on Mon, 12 Nov 2001 04:28:30 -0000, Dale felt the need
>to say.....
>> Come and have a go if you think you're harda enough!!
>>
>> BABY EATIN FAGGOT BOYZ!!!1!
>>
>>
>
>my good man, they don't appear to be taking our challange seriously....
>
>
>/ponders
What exactly is he challenging them to?
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"Mangoat" <oneang...@yahoo.corn> wrote in message
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Neil Jones
Shaolin <sha...@aghltfc.comNOSPAM> wrote:
>In alt.games.half-life, on Mon, 12 Nov 2001 04:28:30 -0000, Dale felt the need
>to say.....
>> Come and have a go if you think you're harda enough!!
>>
>> BABY EATIN FAGGOT BOYZ!!!1!
>>
>>
>
>my good man, they don't appear to be taking our challange seriously....
>
>
>/ponders
I can't pretend to speak for our simpler cousins over in aghlcs, but we in
aghl take your challenge very seriously indeed. These inter-group disputes
are, after all, what Usenet is all about, and aghl are always willing to do
their bit to uphold the consistency and integrity of the newsgroup concept.
We're a little hurt by your use of 'baby eatin' as a form of insult - who
amongst us has not, from time to time, been drawn to the pleasures of the
'tiny chicken'? The 'faggot boyz' is spot on, of course, so no offence
taken.
What exactly were you thinking of, therefore, with your 'challange'? You
can forget about the kidnapping trick again, since our aghl submarine corps
was able to rescue Johnny Ace without breaking sweat recently. The options
seem to be:
1) A three-way round robin challenge, with each ng taking on the others at
their own favoured mods, the overall winners being able to claim the title
'Masters of the Universe';
2) A fight to the death between, say, the five toughest from each ng, in a
location to be arranged, the overall winners being able to claim the title
'Meanest SOBs on the planet';
3) Some sort of lame, inter-group flamewar, with tons of childish insults,
Waaay OT digressions, personal attacks and mass spamming, the overall
winners being able to claim the title 'Last group still awake'.
Obviously we favour option 2, since we have some of the hardest bastards
ever to crawl onto dry land. YMMV.
/waits
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154.btinternet.com> ", Neil Jones The Feeble said...
I was just kinda thinkin' 'bout a chicken wing eatin' contest.
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Shaolin
to say.....
> On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 10:15:07 -0000, Shaolin wrote in alt.games.half-life.tfclassic:
>
> > In alt.games.half-life, on Mon, 12 Nov 2001 04:28:30 -0000, Dale felt the need
> > to say.....
> > > Come and have a go if you think you're harda enough!!
> > >
> > > BABY EATIN FAGGOT BOYZ!!!1!
> > >
> > >
> >
> > my good man, they don't appear to be taking our challange seriously....
> >
> >
> > /ponders
>
>
> I say we cross this wall that keeps them out and take them on in their own group.
>
>
I'm already here....
Shaolin
I think all three!!
[Empty]Daemon
Shaolin <sha...@aghltfc.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
news:MPG.1659b183d...@news.ntlworld.com...
> In alt.games.half-life, on Mon, 12 Nov 2001 04:28:30 -0000, Dale felt the
need
> to say.....
> > Come and have a go if you think you're harda enough!!
> >
> > BABY EATIN FAGGOT BOYZ!!!1!
> >
> >
>
> my good man, they don't appear to be taking our challange seriously....
>
>
> /ponders
What was the fecking challenge?.
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>
> Shaolin <sha...@aghltfc.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1659b183d...@news.ntlworld.com...
> > In alt.games.half-life, on Mon, 12 Nov 2001 04:28:30 -0000, Dale felt the
> need
> > to say.....
> > > Come and have a go if you think you're harda enough!!
> > >
> > > BABY EATIN FAGGOT BOYZ!!!1!
> > >
> > >
> >
> > my good man, they don't appear to be taking our challange seriously....
> >
> >
> > /ponders
>
> What was the fecking challenge?.
It was an intelligence test.
You failed.
;-)
Shaolin
to say.....
> On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 15:54:10 -0000, Shaolin wrote in alt.games.half-life.tfclassic:
>
> > In alt.games.half-life, on Mon, 12 Nov 2001 13:55:48 -0000, Firky felt the need
> > to say.....
> > > On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 10:15:07 -0000, Shaolin wrote in alt.games.half-life.tfclassic:
> > >
> > > > In alt.games.half-life, on Mon, 12 Nov 2001 04:28:30 -0000, Dale felt the need
> > > > to say.....
> > > > > Come and have a go if you think you're harda enough!!
> > > > >
> > > > > BABY EATIN FAGGOT BOYZ!!!1!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > my good man, they don't appear to be taking our challange seriously....
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > /ponders
> > >
> > > They know we would whip their arses.
> > >
> > > I say we cross this wall that keeps them out and take them on in their own group.
> > >
> > >
> >
> > I'm already here....
>
>
>
/washes again....
I'm a mole, I have to smell like that to fit in!
-= Vicious =- Yojimbo
neglected to check http://www.aghlcs.com/index.php?page=faq before writing:
>> > Says he who top pots.
>>
>> Says he who points out he top posts.
>
>Says he who points out those who point out top pots.
says he whose Yahoo! ID backwards sounds like "terrific riff"
> Yahoo! ID: firkyferret
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"Mangoat" <oneang...@yahoo.corn> wrote in message
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> <sha...@aghltfc.comNOSPAM> wrote:
>
> >In alt.games.half-life, on Mon, 12 Nov 2001 04:28:30 -0000, Dale felt the need
> >to say.....
> >> Come and have a go if you think you're harda enough!!
> >>
> >> BABY EATIN FAGGOT BOYZ!!!1!
> >>
> >>
> >
> >my good man, they don't appear to be taking our challange seriously....
> >
> >
> >/ponders
>
> What exactly is he challenging them to?
Handbags at dawn
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> On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 18:47:54 GMT, -= Vicious =- Yojimbo wrote in
alt.games.half-
> life.tfclassic:
>
> > On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 14:16:19 -0000, Firky <use...@firked.com>
misguidedly
> > neglected to check http://www.aghlcs.com/index.php?page=faq
before writing:
> >
> > >> > Says he who top pots.
> > >>
> > >> Says he who points out he top posts.
> > >
> > >Says he who points out those who point out top pots.
> >
> > says he whose Yahoo! ID backwards sounds like "terrific riff"
>
> WTF is that meant to mean?
Isn't it obvious?
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-= Vicious =- Yojimbo
neglected to check http://www.aghlcs.com/index.php?page=faq before writing:
>> >> > Says he who top pots.
>> >>
>> >> Says he who points out he top posts.
>> >
>> >Says he who points out those who point out top pots.
>>
>> says he whose Yahoo! ID backwards sounds like "terrific riff"
>
>LMFAO!
>WTF is that meant to mean?
I'm just fighting fire with fire.... Irrelevant inanities are all these guys
respect...
scŽumble
"-= Vicious =- Yojimbo" <yoj...@clanvicious.com.NOSPAM> wrote in message
news:3bf030b3...@news.adams.net...
> On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 19:13:51 -0000, Dale <use...@firked.com> misguidedly
> neglected to check http://www.aghlcs.com/index.php?page=faq before writing:
>
> >> >> > Says he who top pots.
> >> >>
> >> >> Says he who points out he top posts.
> >> >
> >> >Says he who points out those who point out top pots.
> >>
> >> says he whose Yahoo! ID backwards sounds like "terrific riff"
> >
> >LMFAO!
> >WTF is that meant to mean?
>
> I'm just fighting fire with fire.... Irrelevant inanities are all these guys
> respect...
Woz an anamite.....inanite......inaminite.......
Woz one of them thingies?
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scŽumble
"Dale" <use...@firked.com> wrote in message news:MPG.1659fb67f...@News.CIS.DFN.DE...
> On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 14:12:47 +0000, Neil Jones wrote in alt.games.half-life.tfclassic:
>
> > We're a little hurt by your use of 'baby eatin' as a form of insult - who
> > amongst us has not, from time to time, been drawn to the pleasures of the
> > 'tiny chicken'? The 'faggot boyz' is spot on, of course, so no offence
> > taken.
>
> Why would one want to dine on an infant is beyond us, heathens.
>
> I think the Faggot Boyz are mincing about shocked by a post that is not CS.
>
> > What exactly were you thinking of, therefore, with your 'challange'? You
> > can forget about the kidnapping trick again, since our aghl submarine corps
> > was able to rescue Johnny Ace without breaking sweat recently. The options
> > seem to be:
>
> Disease' that we distilled from the Faggot Boyz. No doubt your group is already seeing
> the effects of this disease with one or two of you playing CS and ignoring this thread
> because it's not CS. You may also start to take a fancy to the meat of a man instead of
> the supple young flesh of an infant.
>
> > 1) A three-way round robin challenge, with each ng taking on the others at
> > their own favoured mods, the overall winners being able to claim the title
> > 'Masters of the Universe';
>
>
> > 2) A fight to the death between, say, the five toughest from each ng, in a
> > location to be arranged, the overall winners being able to claim the title
> > 'Meanest SOBs on the planet';
>
> Kirby around to show you how touch he is.
>
> > 3) Some sort of lame, inter-group flamewar, with tons of childish insults,
> > Waaay OT digressions, personal attacks and mass spamming, the overall
> > winners being able to claim the title 'Last group still awake'.
>
>
> > Obviously we favour option 2, since we have some of the hardest bastards
> > ever to crawl onto dry land. YMMV.
>
> your ankles, Dan would do the drunken monkey, Bemsha would tease you with Softcell songs,
> Mangoat would eat you up like eskimo pie, Empee and Listy would batter you to death with
> Flat Eric, Ray would make your head explode with Hello Kitty pr0n, dorz would.... fuck no
> that;s too cruel. Topcat would ha><0r you with his 1337 scripts.
An I could just beat fuck out of them wiv me hammer.
OOOoo,an I could win a Turner Prize with the leftovers.
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Mangoat The Feeble said...
Alright, lads, we have a ringer, let's throw down!
scŽumble
"Dale" <use...@firked.com> wrote in message news:MPG.165a5721b...@News.CIS.DFN.DE...
> On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 20:35:18 -0000, scŽumble wrote in alt.games.half-life.tfclassic:
>
> >
> > "-= Vicious =- Yojimbo" <yoj...@clanvicious.com.NOSPAM> wrote in message
> > news:3bf030b3...@news.adams.net...
> > > On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 19:13:51 -0000, Dale <use...@firked.com> misguidedly
> > > neglected to check http://www.aghlcs.com/index.php?page=faq before writing:
> > >
> > > >> >> > Says he who top pots.
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >> Says he who points out he top posts.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >Says he who points out those who point out top pots.
> > > >>
> > > >> says he whose Yahoo! ID backwards sounds like "terrific riff"
> > > >
> > > >LMFAO!
> > > >WTF is that meant to mean?
> > >
> > > I'm just fighting fire with fire.... Irrelevant inanities are all these guys
> > > respect...
> >
> > Woz an anamite.....inanite......inaminite.......
> >
> > Woz one of them thingies?
>
>
Nice one Riff :O)
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Firky wrote:
> Says he who top pots.
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We should expand our horizons and bring in the more skilled people of
AGGTA who have had years of experience in everything apart from GTA.
I accept your challenge oh Dale of wherever. I will also stomp you into
the ground until you become a tiny pyle of dust. Then slam a book down
next to your remains until they float off into the distance.
Dale wrote:
> Come and have a go if you think you're harda enough!!
>
> BABY EATIN FAGGOT BOYZ!!!1!
>
>
Derek Dugger
that could assault you with loads of obscure music trivia from the '50's and
top post you to death :o)
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"Dale" <use...@firked.com> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 14:12:47 +0000, Neil Jones wrote in
alt.games.half-life.tfclassic:
>
>
> Nah we would kick your arse. Kirby would stand around looking well 'ard, I
would bite
> your ankles, Dan would do the drunken monkey, Bemsha would tease you with
Softcell songs,
> Mangoat would eat you up like eskimo pie, Empee and Listy would batter you
to death with
> Flat Eric, Ray would make your head explode with Hello Kitty pr0n, dorz
would.... fuck no
> that;s too cruel. Topcat would ha><0r you with his 1337 scripts.
>
>
Derek Dugger
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"Mangoat" <oneang...@yahoo.corn> wrote in message
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One Little Indian
@news1.denver1.co.home.com> ", Derek Dugger The Feeble said...
> You left out the 6'4" 230 lb. greaser with the switchblade in his pocket
> that could assault you with loads of obscure music trivia from the '50's and
> top post you to death :o)
He's so greasy he glides when he walks. He goes to the barbershop for an
oil change, not a haircut.
Stay gold, Ponyboy!
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>
The Unknown James
Then, like, out of nowhere, Alastair Grant just, like, totally said
something like...
>I do feel it's xenophobic of us to keep our conversations limited to the
>Half-Life based gamers.
>
>We should expand our horizons and bring in the more skilled people of
>AGGTA who have had years of experience in everything apart from GTA.
>
>I accept your challenge oh Dale of wherever. I will also stomp you into
>the ground until you become a tiny pyle of dust. Then slam a book down
>next to your remains until they float off into the distance.
>
>Dale wrote:
>
>> Come and have a go if you think you're harda enough!!
>>
>> BABY EATIN FAGGOT BOYZ!!!1!
>>
>>
>
>
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Shaolin
>
We should be careful not to leave out many people.
> Then, like, out of nowhere, Alastair Grant just, like, totally said
> something like...
> >I do feel it's xenophobic of us to keep our conversations limited to the
> >Half-Life based gamers.
> >
> >We should expand our horizons and bring in the more skilled people of
> >AGGTA who have had years of experience in everything apart from GTA.
> >
> >I accept your challenge oh Dale of wherever. I will also stomp you into
> >the ground until you become a tiny pyle of dust. Then slam a book down
> >next to your remains until they float off into the distance.
> >
> >Dale wrote:
> >
> >> Come and have a go if you think you're harda enough!!
> >>
> >> BABY EATIN FAGGOT BOYZ!!!1!
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
>
>
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The Unknown James wrote:
> AGHLTFC 4EVA!!!!!!!
>
> Then, like, out of nowhere, Alastair Grant just, like, totally said
> something like...
>
>>I do feel it's xenophobic of us to keep our conversations limited to the
>>Half-Life based gamers.
>>
>>We should expand our horizons and bring in the more skilled people of
>>AGGTA who have had years of experience in everything apart from GTA.
>>
>>I accept your challenge oh Dale of wherever. I will also stomp you into
>>the ground until you become a tiny pyle of dust. Then slam a book down
>>next to your remains until they float off into the distance.
>>
>>Dale wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Come and have a go if you think you're harda enough!!
>>>
>>>BABY EATIN FAGGOT BOYZ!!!1!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>
--
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>
> Says he who bottom posts...
>
Can I middle-post just to be a bit different?
> Firky wrote:
>
> > Says he who top pots.
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Shaolin <sha...@aghltfc.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
> In alt.games.half-life, on Mon, 12 Nov 2001 16:09:01 -0000, [Empty]Daemon
felt
> the need to say.....
> >
> > Shaolin <sha...@aghltfc.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
> > news:MPG.1659b183d...@news.ntlworld.com...
> > > In alt.games.half-life, on Mon, 12 Nov 2001 04:28:30 -0000, Dale felt
the
> > need
> > > to say.....
> > > > Come and have a go if you think you're harda enough!!
> > > >
> > > > BABY EATIN FAGGOT BOYZ!!!1!
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > my good man, they don't appear to be taking our challange
seriously....
> > >
> > >
> > > /ponders
> >
> > What was the fecking challenge?.
>
>
> It was an intelligence test.
> You failed.
>
> ;-)
Surprise meh................
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> On Tue, 13 Nov 2001 13:07:15 +0000, Alastair Grant wrote in
alt.games.half-
> life.tfclassic:
>
> > TFC will exist forever like the titanic exists forever, a crumbly old
> > heap that nobody gives a <something> about.
> >
> > Useless now, and wasn't really any good in it's day.
>
get pissed and
> smoke dope you see.
>
> SPNAK!
forgive him, he rarley ventures outta aghlcs :P
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Ben Cottrell wrote:
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alt.games.half-life, and Dale says to me...
> On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 20:35:18 -0000, scå¸mble wrote in alt.games.half-life.tfclassic:
>
> >
> > "-= Vicious =- Yojimbo" <yoj...@clanvicious.com.NOSPAM> wrote in message
> > news:3bf030b3...@news.adams.net...
> > > On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 19:13:51 -0000, Dale <use...@firked.com> misguidedly
> > > neglected to check http://www.aghlcs.com/index.php?page=faq before writing:
> > >
> > > >> >> > Says he who top pots.
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >> Says he who points out he top posts.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >Says he who points out those who point out top pots.
> > > >>
> > > >> says he whose Yahoo! ID backwards sounds like "terrific riff"
> > > >
> > > >LMFAO!
> > > >WTF is that meant to mean?
> > >
> > > I'm just fighting fire with fire.... Irrelevant inanities are all these guys
> > > respect...
> >
> > Woz an anamite.....inanite......inaminite.......
> >
> > Woz one of them thingies?
>
>
nasty.
--
"Everyone thinks it's funny, so I laugh too.
But on the inside I'm crying tears of wild rage as
I stab Chet in the head with a Rambo knife."
Derek Dugger
stones is that.
--
Killbilly[AsS]
Derek Dugger
Official AGHLTFC Top Poster
"Wellllll doggies"
The Poison Okies
http://poisonokies.home.att.net/
ICQ# 44287754
"Let's go for it. I am a rockabilly... If nothing else, I am a rockabilly"
- Johnny Cash
"Dale" <use...@firked.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.165ae9b03...@News.CIS.DFN.DE...
> On Tue, 13 Nov 2001 01:25:38 GMT, Derek Dugger wrote in
alt.games.half-life.tfclassic:
>
> > You left out the 6'4" 230 lb. greaser with the switchblade in his
pocket
> > that could assault you with loads of obscure music trivia from the '50's
and
> > top post you to death :o)
>
> And he still smiles! Aww bless ya :)
>
> Jesus man you're nearly 20 stone!!
Derek Dugger
part of the Outsiders was filmed in my home town in Oklahoma and SE Hinton
who wrote it(and Tex and Rumble Fish) was an Okie too, :o)
--
Killbilly[AsS]
Derek Dugger
Official AGHLTFC Top Poster
"Wellllll doggies"
The Poison Okies
http://poisonokies.home.att.net/
ICQ# 44287754
"Let's go for it. I am a rockabilly... If nothing else, I am a rockabilly"
- Johnny Cash
"One Little Indian" <bem...@midsouthSPAM.rr.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.165a350b3...@news-server.midsouth.rr.com...
One Little Indian
@news1.denver1.co.home.com> ", Derek Dugger The Feeble said...
> Thanks for reminding me I'm about due for my 3,000 mile change. And ya know
> part of the Outsiders was filmed in my home town in Oklahoma and SE Hinton
> who wrote it(and Tex and Rumble Fish) was an Okie too, :o)
What I wanna know is why Johnny stabbed the guy instead of just using the
crane kick?
-oB!LLYNOSEo-
!
Dale <*@*.*> wrote in message
news:MPG.16596044d...@news.worldonline.co.uk...
> Come and have a go if you think you're harda enough!!
>
> BABY EATIN FAGGOT BOYZ!!!1!
>
Mangoat
<WildSt...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>That day, Mon, 12 Nov 2001 22:01:40 -0000 dawned fine and sunny in
>alt.games.half-life, and Dale says to me...
>> On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 20:35:18 -0000, scŽumble wrote in alt.games.half-life.tfclassic:
>>
>> >
>> > "-= Vicious =- Yojimbo" <yoj...@clanvicious.com.NOSPAM> wrote in message
>> > news:3bf030b3...@news.adams.net...
>> > > On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 19:13:51 -0000, Dale <use...@firked.com> misguidedly
>> > > neglected to check http://www.aghlcs.com/index.php?page=faq before writing:
>> > >
>> > > >> >> > Says he who top pots.
>> > > >> >>
>> > > >> >> Says he who points out he top posts.
>> > > >> >
>> > > >> >Says he who points out those who point out top pots.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> says he whose Yahoo! ID backwards sounds like "terrific riff"
>> > > >
>> > > >LMFAO!
>> > > >WTF is that meant to mean?
>> > >
>> > > I'm just fighting fire with fire.... Irrelevant inanities are all these guys
>> > > respect...
>> >
>> > Woz an anamite.....inanite......inaminite.......
>> >
>> > Woz one of them thingies?
>>
>> I think he missed the point, Scrumble meladdo.
>>
>I'd get some bloke to juggle small birds for them, before it all turns
>nasty.
Hey, I juggle budgies!!
Mangoat
<BiLL...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>AN INTER GROUP DRINKIES
>
That would be intrA-group, B!lly.
Shaolin
going by your sig, does that mean you dont like my sig?
--
Dan
UK
"You hip hop you hip it to the hop and you hip hip hop
and you don't stop rockin to the bang bang boogie
say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogada beat."
Shaolin
"Okay brain you don't like me and I don't like you, but
lets get through this and I'll get back to killing you with beer"
Homer Simpson
I was blue and lonely, I couldn't sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious if I'd had to much to drink.
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere,
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in my head.
I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife.
And then by lucky chance I saw [in] a special magazine
An ad. that was unusual, the like I'd never seen,
"Experience something different with our new imported toy,
She's loving, warm, inflatable and a guarantee of joy."
She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown.
I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life,
And later in a moment that girl became my wife.
And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty I blow her up with air
She's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall.
[And now my life is different since Sally came my way]
I wake up [in the] morning and have her on a tray
She's everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin,
And I only have to worry in case my girl wears thin.
Be My Girl - Sally by The Police
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for work in six weeks."
A German doctor said, "That's nothing! In Germany we can take a lung
out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in
four weeks."
A Russian doctor said, "In my country medicine is so advanced that we
can take a half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said, "Hah! We are about to
take an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House, and half of the
country will be looking for work the next day.
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YOU MIGHT BE A CHILD OF THE 80'S IF......
the phrase "going courting", to you, means fighting an unjust traffic
ticket or playing tennis
you know, by heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song
not that you'd do it personally, but body piercing captivates your
attention
you remember the days when cocaine was just fine in powder form,
thankyouverymuch
you think the "the Gay 90's" refers to this decade, and people's sexual
orientation
the Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories
you remember the first time "Space: Above and Beyond" aired - it was
called "Battlestar Galactica"
songs by Debbie Gibson still haunt you to this day
three words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar?
you remember the days that hooking your computer into your television
wasn't an expensive option that required gadgets - it was the ONLY
WAY to use your computer!
you remember the days when "safe sex" meant "my parents are gone for the
weekend"
you remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of MTV
you ever owned a pair of "Pop-Wheels" - that handy little combination of
shoe and roller skate that lasted about a year on the open market
a predominant color in your childhood photos is "plaid"
you're pissed that you couldn't really participate in the 60's, pissed
that you were a part of the 70's, think you wasted too much time
doing stupid, meaningless things in the 80's, and still have no clue
what the 90's are all about
you see teenagers today wearing clothes that show up in those childhood
photos, and they still look bad
while in high school, you and all your friends discussed elaborate plans
to get together again at the end of the century and play "1999" by
Prince over and over again
you remember when music that was labeled "alternative" really was
one of the top five questions you've always wanted answered was to
Robert Smith of the Cure - "What WAS that head on the door thing
anyway?"
you were shocked and horrified at the Challenger explosion (which you
were probably watching in school at the time), and yet, when someone
mentions the name "JFK", the first thing you think of is "Oliver
Stone"
you, yes you, sat down and memorized the entire lyric sheet to "It's the
end of the world as we know it"
you can't remember when the word "networking" didn't have a computer
connotation to it as well
you took family trips BEFORE the invention of the mini-van. You rode in
the back of the station wagon and you faced the cars behind you.
you knew all the words to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire", but
it really didn't hold any meaning for you until about the third
verse
you've ever conversationally used the phrase "Jane, you ignorant slut"
you watched HR Puffenstuff as a child, but now that you're older, you
really understand that it would have been much better had you known
about drugs at the time
you've recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following
phases:
- "When I was younger"
- "When I was your age"
- "You know, back when..."
- "Because I SAID so, that's why"
- "What the HELL is this noise on the radio?"
- "Just can't (fill in the blank) like I used to"
you can't remember a time when "going out for coffee" DIDN'T involve
49,000 selections to choose from
Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the
English language
Kids that work in restaurants and supermarkets are starting to piss you
off by calling you "sir" or "ma'am"
you're starting to view getting carded to buy alcohol as a GOOD thing,
and you're ready to marry the next person who cards you when you
want to buy cigarettes.
flashback: it was your first chance to vote in a presidential election,
and you were SO disappointed because, just for laughs, you really
wanted to vote for Gary Hart
the first time you heard the candidates names, you were pumped because
you thought MICHAEL Jackson was running for President, not this
Jesse character.
you ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran,
Madonna, or Cyndi Lauper video
at one point during your teenage years, you walked with a noticeable
tilt to one side due to the number of plastic rings on that arm
"Celebration" by Kool & the Gang was one of the hot new songs when you
first heard it at a school dance
the first time you ever kissed someone at a dance fell during "Crazy for
You" by Madonna
there were at least three people in your school that voluntarily went by
the names of "Skip" "Buffy" "Muffy" or "Dexter"
you ever owned one of those embarrassing crimping irons
you used to hold in your head the thought that all those gold chains on
Mr. T actually looked kinda cool and the thought that Mr. T made
millions seemed rational to you at the time
you remember with pain the sad day when the Green Machine hit the
streets and made your old big wheel quite obsolete
the phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over with laughter
you read the "Hot Video Games Player's Secrets" guide for Mortal Kombat
just so you could find the hidden screen, and play Pong again for
old time's sake
honestly remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever
possibly get better special effects than those in the movie TRON.
you ever had nightmares about the giant red evil robot Maximillian from
the Disney movie "The Black Hole" and those blender attachments he
had for hands
you were convinced for years that Batman was a mildly overweight man
with a moderate beer belly who wore his underwear outside of his
clothes and talked strangely
(guys) your first wet dream occurred to thoughts of Jeannie, Marsha
Brady, Samantha from Bewitched or, for those hardcore comic fans out
there, Daphne from Scooby Doo, Josie or any one of her Pussycats
(girls) you thought Sean Cassidy was "dreamy", lusted after "Ted, your
ship's photographer" on the Love Boat and Chachi, or, to keep it
fair to the comically interested, thought Fred was just a hunk on
Scooby Doo
you're still occasionally suffering flashbacks from your 21st birthday
party
you're starting to dread you're 30th birthday, and have even begun going
into denial about it's possibility
you've ever said "I'm a vegetarian" and immediately had someone call you
a hypocrite by saying "Nice leather jacket you have there...and gee,
is that a suede bag...those shoes leather, too?"
you're starting to believe that maybe 30 isn't so old after all, and
it's those people over 40 you have to look out for
you freaked out when you found that you now fall into the "26 - 50" age
category on most questionnaires
you have begun to lust after women (or men) that it would be socially
inappropriate for you to date due to their age
your hair, at some point in time in the 80's, became something which can
only be described by the phrase "I was experimenting"
this timeline appropriately describes actual events in your life:
-Star Wars opens, you are still in single digit ages, and you think the
creatures are WAY cool.
-Empire Strikes Back opens, you are now in
early double digit ages, and you are convinced that the special
effects are much better, the characters are cool, and you want one
of every collectible out there.
-Return of the Jedi hits the
theaters...you are now a teenager, and you cannot get your eyes off
Princess Leia's breasts or Han Solo's butt. You fantasize forever
and ever about it, and send off to join every fan club for them on
the planet, hanging posters, photos, and "teen"-type magazine
spreads all over your walls and lockers at school.
you remember when the phrase "candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your
teeth" started getting followed by "yeah, but M&M's won't give you
AIDS..."
you've ever shopped at a Banana Republic or Benetton, but not in the
last five years, okay?
you can't remember a time when "hitting the outlet stores" didn't mean
going to an electrical warehouse
you're starting to believe (now that it wouldn't affect YOU) that maybe
having the kids go to school year-round wouldn't be such a bad idea
after all
you're doing absolutely nothing with anything pertaining to your major
degree
you won't walk into the place where you once knew every bartender on a
first name basis because "there's too many kids there"
going to keg parties no longer involves hiding out in the woods when the
cops show up
you want to go out dancing, you really, REALLY do, but your back hurts,
sorry
you're starting to think that Corvettes really look good, and aren't
REALLY for guy's going through a mid-life crisis and worried about
their penis. That's not YOU.
you're starting to get that "why aren't you married yet" shpiel, not
just from parents, but now from friends that are married
you've recently horrified yourself by groaning as you get out of bed,
not because of a hangover, but because it genuinely just hurt to
do so you're finding that you just don't understand more than half
the lingo used on MTV any more
(mostly guys on this one) sex is still as much fun as it used to be, and
you're still really interested in it, but you just want to make sure
there's nothing really good on cable that you'd be missing first
you ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon
U2 is too "popular" and "mainstream" for you now
you ever used the phrase "kiss mah grits" in conversation
When somone mentions two consecutive days of the week, the Happy Days
theme is stuck in your head for hours on end
you remember trying to guess the episode of the Brady Bunch from the
first scene.
you ever used the phrase "don't make me angry...you wouldn't LIKE me
when I'm angry" when trying to frighten someone off.
you spent endless nights dreaming about being the Bionic Woman or Wonder
Woman or the Six Million Dollar Man
you had ringside seats for Luke and Laura's wedding (on General
Hospital)
you remember "Hey, let's be careful out there"
you're parents wanted you to attend medical school, but you decided it
was pointless since Quincy got all the babes, anyway.
you know who shot J.R.
this rings a bell: "and my name, is Charlie. They work for me."
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Low Life
From Message in a Box (A&M)
Words and music by Sting
Fatal fascination for the seedy part of town
Walk down the street and your head spins round
Don't be seen alone without your friends at night
Take a gun or a knife to the low life
Don't have to be born into this society
Pay for love but the hate comes free
Bring enough money for the rest of your life
Don't bring your wife to the low life
Bringing us there to the degradation
Always keep your back to the wall
No rewards for your infatuation
Low life
No life at all
Yeah, low life, low life
In here to long to be afraid anymore
You can't reach the bed so you sleep on the floor
You get so stoned you think you could fly
But you won't get high on the low life
Low life....
TINY UGLY WORLD -ALICE DONUT
D Am
Spotlight gleam across the starsearch nation
Em C G*
A million cries of me drown out the cruel frustration of a normal life,
C G* C Em
it's a different kind of thinking. A whole new way of telling lies
C < Intro 1 time >
'till they're true, when you're waiting for the light.
And we're all waiting for the same light these days
A job well done is never enough without a front page fotograph
Death comes quickly to the born obscure
Booby prizes for the kind and unsure, when you standing in the light.
40 channels of a daydream stimulation
Help me to forget myself and raise my expectations of a better life
I am ready to be special now
get what i deserve and shine for an hour, just waiting for the light.
CHORUS :
Am C G
And it would help if you could die ( In this tiny... )
Am C G D Am
Something fast and tragic at an early age
C G
Guilty soon as you try (it) ( In this tiny.... )
Am C G D Am
Get a sense of history, put yourself on the page
C G
It's an ugly sight ( In this tiny.... )
Am C < Intro 1 time >
When everybody's on the stage.
She's got the face to lauch a thousend supersonic jets
A waitress in another life, how easy she forgets
Looks back with a sigh at simpler days
She's not ungrateful, just caught up in the chase,
still waiting for the light
CHORUS..
G in chorus : < 3 2 0 0 3 3 >
Working Class Hero - John Lennon 1970
As soon as you're born they make you feel small
By giving you no time instead of it all
Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be
They hurt you at home and they hit you at school
They hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool
Till you're so fucking crazy you can't follow their rules
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be
When they've tortured and scared you for twenty odd years
Then they expect you to pick a career
When you can't really function you're so full of fear
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be
Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
And you think you're so clever and classless and free
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be
There's room at the top they are telling you still
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill
If you want to be like the folks on the hill
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be
If you want to be a hero well just follow me
If you want to be a hero well just follow me
Shaolin
the need to say.....
>
> news:MPG.165b64032...@News.CIS.DFN.DE...
> > On Tue, 13 Nov 2001 13:07:15 +0000, Alastair Grant wrote in
> alt.games.half-
> > life.tfclassic:
> >
> > > TFC will exist forever like the titanic exists forever, a crumbly old
> > > heap that nobody gives a <something> about.
> > >
> > > Useless now, and wasn't really any good in it's day.
> >
> > We (AGHLTFC) Would not know. We don't play it you see. We go all meet up,
> get pissed and
> > smoke dope you see.
> >
> > SPNAK!
> forgive him, he rarley ventures outta aghlcs :P
I can see why.
Shaolin
to say.....
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 01:13:40 GMT, "-oB!LLYNOSEo-"
> <BiLL...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >AN INTER GROUP DRINKIES
> >
>
> That would be intrA-group, B!lly.
>
>
I AGWEE WIF DIS POTS.
-= Vicious =- Yojimbo
writing:
>AN INTER GROUP DRINKIES
>
>!
Yard glasses at 20 paces? To make it interesting, how 'bout we fill them with
Sierra Nevada Bigfoot Ale?
--
Samurai Space Monkey from Dimension -=V=-
-= Vicious =- Yojimbo
"...and I know, no matter what, no matter who,
no matter what I do, somebody hates me!" - RBF lyric
http://www.clanvicious.com | http://www.aghlcs.com
Live Well. Die Well. No Mercy.
Neil Jones
Mangoat <oneang...@yahoo.corn> wrote:
>On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 01:13:40 GMT, "-oB!LLYNOSEo-"
><BiLL...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>AN INTER GROUP DRINKIES
>>
>
>That would be intrA-group, B!lly.
Great idea. I propose the first one be held in the home town of....
oooh.... let me pick an aghl reg at random.... how about Spyder's? Just off
the top of my head, of course - I'm not sure what the night life is like
there, after all.
Neil
aka HighVis
_________
"Get it it rules no hiding and snipering you just fight and fight like a
man and Ill beat your ass if you get it and Hulka will get it too cuz he's
like rich and stuff and he doesnt have a gay cable company so he has a
cable modem i dont because my cable company is gay so i am on a 56k and we
can play with the UA and we'll fight you in a fight and win but lose too
because digwill get it and he cheats and he's an asshole" - King Shocker
Neil Jones
Mangoat <oneang...@yahoo.corn> wrote:
>On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 00:21:05 -0000, WildStyle24_7
><WildSt...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>I'd get some bloke to juggle small birds for them, before it all turns
>>nasty.
>
>Hey, I juggle budgies!!
::: sound of light switching on... :::
aha!....
___
Neil
AKA HighVis
"You woke up this morning, you got yourself a gun"
Roshin
Jones) wrote:
>Great idea. I propose the first one be held in the home town of....
>oooh.... let me pick an aghl reg at random.... how about Spyder's? Just off
>the top of my head, of course - I'm not sure what the night life is like
>there, after all.
How about a beauty contest? I always wanted to see Firky in a bikini.
Roshin
--
"...and on our way home from the restaurant, we saw a homeless
man and laughed at him. It was such a romantic evening."
Shaolin
need to say.....
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 14:32:47 +0000, ne...@designumbrella.com (Neil
> Jones) wrote:
>
> >Great idea. I propose the first one be held in the home town of....
> >oooh.... let me pick an aghl reg at random.... how about Spyder's? Just off
> >the top of my head, of course - I'm not sure what the night life is like
> >there, after all.
>
> How about a beauty contest? I always wanted to see Firky in a bikini.
>
I would pay money to not have to witness that....
Though I may be a winner.....
http://freespace.morat.net/alttfc/pic/danindress.jpg
One Little Indian
Roshin The Feeble said...
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 14:32:47 +0000, ne...@designumbrella.com (Neil
> Jones) wrote:
>
> >Great idea. I propose the first one be held in the home town of....
> >oooh.... let me pick an aghl reg at random.... how about Spyder's? Just off
> >the top of my head, of course - I'm not sure what the night life is like
> >there, after all.
>
> How about a beauty contest? I always wanted to see Firky in a bikini.
What an odd coincidence, I'd prefer it if he'd start wearing something
else for a change.
Roshin
<sha...@aghltfc.comNOSPAM> wrote:
>I would pay money to not have to witness that....
>Though I may be a winner.....
>http://freespace.morat.net/alttfc/pic/danindress.jpg
Very fetching, but why do you have a hamster tucked away in your
armpit?
Shaolin
need to say.....
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 18:07:06 -0000, Shaolin
> <sha...@aghltfc.comNOSPAM> wrote:
>
> >I would pay money to not have to witness that....
> >Though I may be a winner.....
> >http://freespace.morat.net/alttfc/pic/danindress.jpg
>
> Very fetching, but why do you have a hamster tucked away in your
> armpit?
>
Cos it gets hot in Thailand.
WildStyle24_7
alt.games.half-life, and Mangoat says to me...
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 00:21:05 -0000, WildStyle24_7
> <WildSt...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >That day, Mon, 12 Nov 2001 22:01:40 -0000 dawned fine and sunny in
> >alt.games.half-life, and Dale says to me...
> >> On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 20:35:18 -0000, scŽumble wrote in alt.games.half-life.tfclassic:
> >>
> >> >
> >> > "-= Vicious =- Yojimbo" <yoj...@clanvicious.com.NOSPAM> wrote in message
> >> > news:3bf030b3...@news.adams.net...
> >> > > On Mon, 12 Nov 2001 19:13:51 -0000, Dale <use...@firked.com> misguidedly
> >> > > neglected to check http://www.aghlcs.com/index.php?page=faq before writing:
> >> > >
> >> > > >> >> > Says he who top pots.
> >> > > >> >>
> >> > > >> >> Says he who points out he top posts.
> >> > > >> >
> >> > > >> >Says he who points out those who point out top pots.
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >> says he whose Yahoo! ID backwards sounds like "terrific riff"
> >> > > >
> >> > > >LMFAO!
> >> > > >WTF is that meant to mean?
> >> > >
> >> > > I'm just fighting fire with fire.... Irrelevant inanities are all these guys
> >> > > respect...
> >> >
> >> > Woz an anamite.....inanite......inaminite.......
> >> >
> >> > Woz one of them thingies?
> >>
> >> I think he missed the point, Scrumble meladdo.
> >>
> >I'd get some bloke to juggle small birds for them, before it all turns
> >nasty.
>
> Hey, I juggle budgies!!
>
Hey kids, let's do the show right here!
--
"This shows the miraculous power God has given the American flag -
and why people who burn it should be imprisoned or, God willing,
worse for failing to appreciate how free they are."
-Movie Review of the Patriot, http://www.bettybowers.com/patriot.html
[cs0].[Hazard][TiT]
>
> !
*burp*
Spyder Barques
> In article <vbm3vt4pc83i5gl9p...@4ax.com>,
> Mangoat <oneang...@yahoo.corn> wrote:
>
> >On Wed, 14 Nov 2001 01:13:40 GMT, "-oB!LLYNOSEo-"
> ><BiLL...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >>AN INTER GROUP DRINKIES
> >>
> >
> >That would be intrA-group, B!lly.
>
> Great idea. I propose the first one be held in the home town of....
> oooh.... let me pick an aghl reg at random.... how about Spyder's? Just off
> the top of my head, of course - I'm not sure what the night life is like
> there, after all.
>
Well it's pretty tame around here after 10 pm, but there are a couple
of little after hours spots that you might be interested in. I know
it's not much, but I'm hoping to be able to show them to you soon.
Possible?
--
Spyder Barques
ffohkce at hotmail dot com
Spyder Barques
Was that a Mickey Rooney impression, or was that Judy Garland? I can
never tell with you.
Daniel
Spyder Barques wrote:
>
> Well it's pretty tame around here after 10 pm, but there are a couple
> of little after hours spots that you might be interested in. I know
> it's not much, but I'm hoping to be able to show them to you soon.
> Possible?
I'll come whenever that holiday with the boobies for beads exchange happens.
--
Daniel AKA PRD AKA DJ Hoodlum
"I say give 'em all the hookers and whiskey they want!"
John Twernbold
> I'll come whenever that holiday with the
> boobies for beads exchange happens.
Ooo! Ooo! Me too!
--
Bold
aka John Twernbold
jtwernbold (at) yahoo.com
[Empty]Daemon
Shaolin <sha...@aghltfc.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
Tchhhhh thats nothing but a baby sig :P
--
See ya
Dan
ICQ: 17903493 - Email: Tallbloke30 at Hotmail dot Com
'79 M D* T-- C+ A- Ca H K+ S++ P B++(@) Po++ RGB+ I- L3- Sp+
"Blood in the streets in the town of new haven,
Blood stains the roofs and the palm trees of venice"
> :::\_=--_'.` i::/j file://:i `-::-::::
Shaolin
/ponders
Shaolin
:::\_=--_'.` i::/j //:i `-::-::::
Daniel
John Twernbold wrote:
> "Daniel" wrote:
> > I'll come whenever that holiday with the
> > boobies for beads exchange happens.
>
> Ooo! Ooo! Me too!
Group field trip! I'll get the old, crapped up school bus. You guys
get the beer.
Spyder Barques
Daniel <songo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3BF306E8...@hotmail.com...
>
>
> Spyder Barques wrote:
>
> >
> > Well it's pretty tame around here after 10 pm, but there are a couple
> > of little after hours spots that you might be interested in. I know
> > it's not much, but I'm hoping to be able to show them to you soon.
> > Possible?
>
> I'll come whenever that holiday with the boobies for beads exchange
happens.
>
Mardi Gras is the Tuesday after the Super Bowl this year. The city will go
absolutely nuts. There's the NADA convention one weekend, then a week of
Mardi Gras preparatory drinking and reveling (and boobies), Superbowl
weekend, then Lundi Gras and finally Mardi Gras. I fully expect those 18
days to set a new alcohol consumption record for New Orleans.
One thing about having so many dumb ass tourists coming here to get blitzed
is that they have no clue when Mardi Gras is, so they do the bead/ boob
thing year 'round on Bourbon Street now.
My wife and I took some friends to a little Cuban place I know a couple of
streets over from Bourbon back during the summer. We decided to walk back
down Bourbon to the car, and at 6 in the evening some chick is standing in
the middle of the street looking up at a balcony. My friend's wife says
"What's she doing?" and walks up and gets an eyeful just as she unleashes
them right in front of her and starts gyrating around. She was a bit
surprised!
It was hilarious. You should have been there.
--
thad
ffohkce at hotmail dot com
Louisiana's New State Slogan:
"We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign"
Jethro[AGHL]
Yes. I really wish I had been.
My little bro was heading to Florida with a car load of guys and ended
up in Mardi Gras instead.
Brought home a t-shirt courtesy New Orleans county jail. Said is from
his "friend" but I'm not sure they sell souvenirs. :-]
Jethro
--
aka Jethro[AGHL] aka Phat_Pinger
AGHL '66 M D-- T+ C++ A-- Ca- H+ K+ S P- B++ Po+ RGB I-- L3- Sp-
(http://www.iphi.com/games/geekcode.html)
Neil Jones
"Jethro[AGHL]" <jet...@agqx.org> wrote:
>My little bro was heading to Florida with a car load of guys and ended
>up in Mardi Gras instead.
How many bros you got then, Jethro? And how come we haven't seen this one
in bashes... he doesn't prefer *gasp* real life instead, surely?
___
Neil
AKA HighVis
"I ONLY LIKE SERIEUS REACTIONS!!!!!" 'Freaky' Franck Nijhorf
Jethro[AGHL]
Got 2 bro's. Big (older) bro aka Phat_Phingers.
Little (much younger) bro aka Phat_Blaster.
Little bro working his ass off trying to survive on his own. Therefore
low cash and limited time. Still mooches Internet dialup account from
Mommy and Daddy.
For some pics. Check my website for the LAN party pics.
http://www.tibben.ca/cs_stats/stats.html
My first website attempt so no laughing. :-)
Lefty
BTW, is that a central vac system on the wall, or did you guys lynch
R2D2!!??
"Jethro[AGHL]" <jet...@agqx.org> > For some pics. Check my website for the
Jethro[AGHL]
Oh there was a "slight" amount of alycohol consumed. Not by myself of
course.
Interesting fact: 2 bathrooms is not enough to support 10 guys after
beer soaked LAN party. Took 3 days to get the stink out and shortened
the life span of my septic pipes by many years.
Not sure what an "R2D2" is but this annoying, bleeping, blinking trash
can was rattling around so I rammed some hoses up it's orifices and
nailed it to the wall.
Little bugger sucks like nobodies business.
;-)
CaptFarrell
news:3BF553EE...@agqx.org...
> Neil Jones wrote:
> Got 2 bro's. Big (older) bro aka Phat_Phingers.
> Little (much younger) bro aka Phat_Blaster.
> Little bro working his ass off trying to survive on his own. Therefore
> low cash and limited time. Still mooches Internet dialup account from
> Mommy and Daddy.
>
> For some pics. Check my website for the LAN party pics.
> http://www.tibben.ca/cs_stats/stats.html
>
so, which one's you and which are which bros?
> My first website attempt so no laughing. :-)
/me sniggers...then remembers his own 'excuse'...
yes, you see...tfhl.net was all made by me..honest - it wasn't Sabaki...NO!!
it WASN'T!! He's lying!!
;o)
--
CaptFarrell
ICQ : available on request
Homepage : http://www.captfarrell.co.uk
HL Mod Site : http://www.tfhl.net
AGHL Geek Code:
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CaptFarrell
news:9t43m7$8ola$1...@ID-47035.news.dfncis.de...
> ooooOOoooo....you're real name...Jeff?
>
why does my grammar go to crap when I'm tired...?
'you're' should have obviously been 'your'
WildStyle24_7
alt.games.half-life, and CaptFarrell says to me...
> >
> why does my grammar go to crap when I'm tired...?
> 'you're' should have obviously been 'your'
>
BEEN FOILED!!!
--
WildStyle24_7
"To be fair not all environmentalists are wackos,
and some support very worthy causes."
-Stellr gives credit where it's due, csipgfs.
Neil Jones
"Jethro[AGHL]" <jet...@agqx.org> wrote:
>Not sure what an "R2D2" is
Either you're having us on, or you qualify for five 'Movies? Works of the
devil, aaarrrr!' points...
___
Neil
AKA HighVis
proud owner of:
30 'Movie quote getter' points
20 'definition king' points
5 "Decloaked before there were decloaking points" points
10 'I saved Bold' points
2 "I read a stupidly long, pointless, post" points
5 "I got a Wrong Movie Quote Right" points
40 AGHL Points
5 "I read Chaz' rant" points
5 "I helped a none too bright Nephilem" points
1 daughter-birth cigar from Wildstyle
5 Pop Culture points
5 "EXTREMELY begrudged movie quote points"
5 "Spyder Was Too Obscure and/or Weird For Me" points
1 "I guessed that lame ass quote in a second" point
I give out:
'excellent phrase, dude' points
'de-cloaking' points
'I thought I could live without aghl; *sob* - I was wrong' points
'special dispensation to break normal rules' points (*exceedingly* rare)
'masterly understatement' points
'Jesus H Goddancing Christ, I have SEEN the light!' points
'I was NEVER confused!' points
'just fishing' points
'Aargh - the net cops have got me!' points
'Duck! Strange newsgroup on collision course!!' points
'Your story has touched my heart' points
'Excellent post, dude' points
'If you think I'm wasting valuable rare points on you, you've got another
think coming... have some of these cheap old substitute ones and be
grateful' points
'Strider helps me with my spelin' points
'I killed a point' points
'Good work soldier; carry on...' points
Neil Jones
"CaptFarrell" <iain...@captfarrell.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>ooooOOoooo....you're real name...Jeff?
>
>so, which one's you and which are which bros?
Clue: look at names of pics... Jethro is Jeff is Pinger; Stan is Phinger,
and younger bro must be Blaster, called Sid or Brent...
Jethro[AGHL]
>
> In article <3BF57D58...@agqx.org>,
> "Jethro[AGHL]" <jet...@agqx.org> wrote:
>
> >Not sure what an "R2D2" is
>
> Either you're having us on, or you qualify for five 'Movies? Works of the
> devil, aaarrrr!' points...
>
>
Please note the invisible ;-) that was in my previous message. Sorry,
you could only see it if you wiped you monitor with a fine brand of
beer.
Royal beer could be used for the adventurous type.
Jethro[AGHL]
Good call, Vis. Tuna smack in the head for Capt. for not reading the big
large coloured captions ont he pics.
CaptFarrell
>
> Good call, Vis. Tuna smack in the head for Capt. for not reading the big
> large coloured captions ont he pics.
>
I was in a hurry, and only looked at the series of pics WITHOUT the
labelling...
Jethro[AGHL]
Hey capt. Seen you on AGHL server Sunday. Busy day for you kicking
tkers, wallhacks etc..
But you got much praise for being a "cool" no-shit admin.
Jethro[AGHL]
Ok, well then fine. You are excused *this* time Mr. Capt.
Next time your tardiness and lack of observation will be noted in the
log book.
CaptFarrell
> Hey capt. Seen you on AGHL server Sunday. Busy day for you kicking
> tkers, wallhacks etc..
> But you got much praise for being a "cool" no-shit admin.
>
I just can't believe that while I was busy booting people, a few more
thought they could get away with it...
Neil Jones
"Jethro[AGHL]" <jet...@agqx.org> wrote:
>Hey capt. Seen you on AGHL server Sunday. Busy day for you kicking
>tkers, wallhacks etc..
>But you got much praise for being a "cool" no-shit admin.
I joined late on, and he was still working hard. Truly, an admin's work is
never done. Personally I think he gives them too many warnings - the first
conclusive bit of cheating behaviour and they're history, as far as I'm
concerned.
I particularly liked the guy who asked "Who's the faggot admin who thinks
I'm cheating??" when all Cap had done was indicate that *one* of the Ts was
not kosher... talk about an unforced confession!
Shaolin
need to say.....
Where is this server?
I'll have a go at admin if ya like, i can bring the lads over too...
;-)
> ___
> Neil
> AKA HighVis
>
> "You woke up this morning, you got yourself a gun"
>
>
>
>
--
Dan
aka. Shaolin
http://www.aghltfc.com
I'm doing a roof. So, I'll need 20 pounds of sea monkeys and......
CaptFarrell
news:B81FFB5A...@0.0.0.0...
> I joined late on, and he was still working hard. Truly, an admin's work is
> never done. Personally I think he gives them too many warnings - the first
> conclusive bit of cheating behaviour and they're history, as far as I'm
> concerned.
>
I'm evil - I like to toy with them...
> I particularly liked the guy who asked "Who's the faggot admin who thinks
> I'm cheating??" when all Cap had done was indicate that *one* of the Ts
was
> not kosher... talk about an unforced confession!
>
no, that guy...CCHS i think his name was, was after I booted the guy who
adamantly claimed he was innocent despite his amazing ability to dodge
ambushes, or jump round certain corners killing with head shots (with a
glock)
It was Glippi that did the "I'm not cheating!" when I said *A* T was
cheating...
with CCHS, I'd just said something like "OMG! I just booted someone and they
still think they can get away with cheating!"
I'd just watched him run onto a balcony, fire a few reasonably simed shots
at a T, then hide back in the doorway, he then ran out again, and shot at
the same T, who was still in the same spot.
He still hadn't killed him, as he ducked back in. I then watched him sit
for a moment, slowly watching left, then he jumped out and killed the T that
he'd been after the whole time.
After the round ended, he said his rather stupid line, and I banned his id
as soon as the next round started...
I'll give nilz his ID later...
I hadn't gathered enough proof to ban him for cheating, but for being a
total abusive tit...he wins :o)
CaptFarrell
> Where is this server?
> I'll have a go at admin if ya like, i can bring the lads over too...
>
> ;-)
>
just search for alt.games.half-life in the server name...
but Admin..naaaaaa ;o)
Shaolin
the need to say.....
> >
> > Where is this server?
> > I'll have a go at admin if ya like, i can bring the lads over too...
> >
> > ;-)
> >
> you're very welcome to come along... CS though...
> just search for alt.games.half-life in the server name...
>
Okay.
CS is ghey though.
> but Admin..naaaaaa ;o)
Thats not very nice....
You can have admin of my server if ya like...
TFC though.
> --
> CaptFarrell
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>
>
>
>
>
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news:3bfacfa...@News.CIS.DFN.DE...
> x-no-archive: yes
>
> "CaptFarrell" <iain...@captfarrell.co.uk> wrote:
>
> > I hadn't gathered enough proof to ban him for cheating, but for being a
> > total abusive tit...he wins :o)
>
but it works :o)
he won the grand rize of a lifetime ban to the AGHL CS server...