My Fortune
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ZipPy[TiT]
:o|
Brian Stumm
"ZipPy[TiT]" wrote:
> "A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains"
>
> :o|
Isn't that a quote from Linus Torvalds in the linuxcookies section of
the fortune program?
I prefer this one:
"Linux: the operating system with a CLUE...
Command Line User Environment".
[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]
"ZipPy[TiT]" <Iam...@this.address> wrote in message
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> "A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains"
>
> :o|
not always so. a japanese chef will give you top dollar on a bushel of
brains, especially if they come from endangered species.
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so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery
Channel." - The Bloodhound Gang
Mangoat[AsS]
>
>"ZipPy[TiT]" <Iam...@this.address> wrote in message
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>> "A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains"
>>
>> :o|
>
>not always so. a japanese chef will give you top dollar on a bushel of
>brains, especially if they come from endangered species.
That's very true, Kuzui-san!
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Lynrd
<e...@icehouse.net> once thrilled alt.games.half-life.tfclassic when he
created the famous post "Re: My Fortune". If I recall correctly, it
went something like this:
>
>
>"ZipPy[TiT]" wrote:
>
>> "A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains"
>>
>> :o|
>
>Isn't that a quote from Linus Torvalds in the linuxcookies section of
>the fortune program?
>
No, it came with my Moo Goo Gai Pan, actually....
ZipPy[TiT]
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Listener[AsS]
Lynrd <bassmanREMOVET...@nashville.com> wrote in message
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> Without even reading the manual for his newsreader , Brian Stumm
> <e...@icehouse.net> once thrilled alt.games.half-life.tfclassic when he
> created the famous post "Re: My Fortune". If I recall correctly, it
> went something like this:
>
> >
> >
> >"ZipPy[TiT]" wrote:
> >
> >> "A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains"
> >>
> >> :o|
> >
> >Isn't that a quote from Linus Torvalds in the linuxcookies section of
> >the fortune program?
> >
>
> No, it came with my Moo Goo Gai Pan, actually....
>
Did someone just say moo?
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well you know you've started a bad thread when most of the respondents have
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[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]
"Listener[AsS]" <billi_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> Lynrd <bassmanREMOVET...@nashville.com> wrote in message
> news:k47u9t87i0tl0ktu1...@4ax.com...
> > Without even reading the manual for his newsreader , Brian Stumm
> > <e...@icehouse.net> once thrilled alt.games.half-life.tfclassic when he
> > created the famous post "Re: My Fortune". If I recall correctly, it
> > went something like this:
> >
> > >
> > >
> > >"ZipPy[TiT]" wrote:
> > >
> > >> "A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains"
> > >>
> > >> :o|
> > >
> > >Isn't that a quote from Linus Torvalds in the linuxcookies section of
> > >the fortune program?
> > >
> >
> > No, it came with my Moo Goo Gai Pan, actually....
> >
>
> Did someone just say moo?
MOOHAHA!
Nyphur
<snu...@NOSPAMPLEACEhotmail.com> wrote:
YOU POTSZ0R3D A BINARY TO A NEWSGROUP!!!!!
Most of us can't even construct that file it's so big....... Heh! BAH!
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Nyphur
<bem...@midsouthSPAM.rr.com> wrote:
>> > No, it came with my Moo Goo Gai Pan, actually....
>> Did someone just say moo?
>MOOHAHA!
Moo!
/Listens to "Everything You Know Is Wrong" by "Weird Al Yancovic"
<--- Lyrics Alert --->
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
with a rabid wolverine in my underwear
when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?
Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?
Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing but about that time we crashed
into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
and soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
and they took some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport
and as a way of saying thank you
they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would
care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
so I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started
yelling
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
when I got a nasty papercut
and, well, to make a long story short
it got infected and I died
so now I'm up in heaven with
St. Peter by the pearly gates
and it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
but I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
for all eternity
and every day he runs by screaming
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important
Doesn't really matter anymore because the simple fact remains that
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
Everything you know is wrong
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Nyphur <nyp...@nyphurPANTS.com> wrote in message
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??
Moo?
/scrobiculates brow...
[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]
MOOHAHA!
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[TiT]Bemsha[TiT] <bem...@midsouthSPAM.rr.com> wrote in message
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So I see. moo
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