Look at this: SmallGirl exposed
Joshua Kaufman
DemonWall wrote:
>
> >Does anyone know if any of the FF7 girls have any hentai together..? It'd be
> >nice if someone posted one or two pics of that....
> >
> >Small Girl
>
> This came from the related hentai group. Says a lot, don't it?
>
Yes. It shows that's she bi, and likes looking at hentai. Both of which
she has openly admitted.
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DemonWall wrote:
> >Does anyone know if any of the FF7 girls have any hentai together..? It'd be
> >nice if someone posted one or two pics of that....
> >
> >Small Girl
>
> This came from the related hentai group. Says a lot, don't it?
>
> Lord of the Demons
> @@@@@
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In point of fact, it's quite short, and doesn't say much.
What of it? Hentai, while not exactly the pinnacle of cultural achievement in
most of the forms one encounters it, can be as valid as any other 'art' form.
And what were YOU doing there?
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Tomo1657
>>Does anyone know if any of the FF7 girls have any hentai together..? It'd be
>>nice if someone posted one or two pics of that....
>>
>>Small Girl
>
>This came from the related hentai group. Says a lot, don't it?
>
>
>Lord of the Demons
So? She always asks for hentai in THIS group, too. (like sailor moon..)
What's wrong with a 13 yld girl interested in sex?
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Lightning flashed and thunder roared. Winds howled through the lands
like banshees hell-bent on stealing our souls. Amid this madness,
demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) said these words about the Dark Sword
of Chaos:
>>Does anyone know if any of the FF7 girls have any hentai together..? It'd be
>>nice if someone posted one or two pics of that....
>>
>>Small Girl
>
>This came from the related hentai group. Says a lot, don't it?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah, it says you need to learn how to flame if
you intend to be a troll. Small Girl talks like a perv all the time.
Read a few posts why don't ya. And she hangs out in the hentai group
regularly. Har har!
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On or about 21 Apr 1998 01:36:37 GMT, the accused, DemonWall, was overheard
saying...
>This came from the related hentai group. Says a lot, don't it?
Yes. It says you were the absolute last person to figure this one out,
BunnyWall. 'Course, though most of us knew about SmallGirl, we now know more
than we needed to about you, thankyerverymuch.
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DemonWall <demo...@aol.com> wrote in article
<199804210136...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
> >Does anyone know if any of the FF7 girls have any hentai together..?
It'd be
> >nice if someone posted one or two pics of that....
> >
> >Small Girl
>
No it doesn't frickbrain! She's told everyone, up and down, that she's bi
(a bisexual 13 year old, is that very credible?).
Nep
Pale Dim
DemonWall wrote:
>
> >Does anyone know if any of the FF7 girls have any hentai together..? It'd be
> >nice if someone posted one or two pics of that....
> >
> >Small Girl
>
> This came from the related hentai group. Says a lot, don't it?
>
Aww, man, I thought you meant you had pictures!
Murasame: That was pretty twisted, even for you.
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Neo Rubicant
Lightning flashed and thunder roared. Winds howled through the lands
like banshees hell-bent on stealing our souls. Amid this madness,
words about the Dark Sword of Chaos:
>DemonWall <demo...@aol.com> wrote in article
><199804210136...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
>> >Does anyone know if any of the FF7 girls have any hentai together..?
>It'd be
>> >nice if someone posted one or two pics of that....
>> >
>> >Small Girl
>>
>> This came from the related hentai group. Says a lot, don't it?
>
>No it doesn't frickbrain! She's told everyone, up and down, that she's bi
>(a bisexual 13 year old, is that very credible?).
>
>Nep
why not. I knew a girl in seventh grade that was already HEAVILY
sleeping around. she got pregnant that year too. dummy. anyway.
Neptune Salsa
Neo Rubicant <ho...@needs.more.beer.com> wrote in article
<354c4515....@enews.newsguy.com>...
> Lightning flashed and thunder roared. Winds howled through the lands
> like banshees hell-bent on stealing our souls. Amid this madness,
> "Neptune Salsa" <JnJC...@spambroiler.worldnet.att.net> said these
> words about the Dark Sword of Chaos:
>
> >DemonWall <demo...@aol.com> wrote in article
> ><199804210136...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
> >> >Does anyone know if any of the FF7 girls have any hentai together..?
> >It'd be
> >> >nice if someone posted one or two pics of that....
> >> >
> >> >Small Girl
> >>
> >> This came from the related hentai group. Says a lot, don't it?
> >
> >No it doesn't frickbrain! She's told everyone, up and down, that she's
bi
> >(a bisexual 13 year old, is that very credible?).
> >
> >Nep
>
> why not. I knew a girl in seventh grade that was already HEAVILY
> sleeping around. she got pregnant that year too. dummy. anyway.
I must say, that is surprising.
Nep
Gregory Cook
On 21 Apr 1998 01:36:37 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) wrote:
->Does anyone know if any of the FF7 girls have any hentai together..? It'd be
->nice if someone posted one or two pics of that....
->
->Small Girl
-
-This came from the related hentai group. Says a lot, don't it?
... so?
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On Tue, 21 Apr 1998 07:06:03 GMT, ho...@needs.more.beer.com (Neo
Rubicant) wrote:
-Lightning flashed and thunder roared. Winds howled through the lands
-like banshees hell-bent on stealing our souls. Amid this madness,
-"Neptune Salsa" <JnJC...@spambroiler.worldnet.att.net> said these
-words about the Dark Sword of Chaos:
-
->DemonWall <demo...@aol.com> wrote in article
-><199804210136...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
->> >Does anyone know if any of the FF7 girls have any hentai together..?
->It'd be
->> >nice if someone posted one or two pics of that....
->> >
->> >Small Girl
->>
->> This came from the related hentai group. Says a lot, don't it?
->
->No it doesn't frickbrain! She's told everyone, up and down, that she's bi
->(a bisexual 13 year old, is that very credible?).
->
->Nep
Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
they're in puberty, usually.
~Icze4r.
DemonWall wrote:
>
> >Does anyone know if any of the FF7 girls have any hentai together..? It'd be
> >nice if someone posted one or two pics of that....
> >
>
> This came from the related hentai group. Says a lot, don't it?
>
> @@@@@
> ,^,,,,,^,
> | o\/o |
> | . . |
> \ --- /
> \||||/
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Icze4r wrote:
>DemonWall wrote:
>>
>> >Does anyone know if any of the FF7 girls have any hentai together..? It'd
>be
>> >nice if someone posted one or two pics of that....
>> >
>> >Small Girl
>>
>> This came from the related hentai group. Says a lot, don't it?
>>
>> Lord of the Demons
>> @@@@@
>> ,^,,,,,^,
>> | o\/o |
>> | . . |
>> \ --- /
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>> @@@@@
>Umm,Xcuse Me Cheese Wall But...
>What Does That Have To Do With Anything?
>Half The People Here Visit agffh regularly.
I'd explain my point to everyone, but too many people have misunderstood. Just
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>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
>they're in puberty, usually.
Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started liking
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DemonWall wrote:
>
> >Does anyone know if any of the FF7 girls have any hentai together..? It'd be
> >nice if someone posted one or two pics of that....
> >
> >Small Girl
>
> This came from the related hentai group. Says a lot, don't it?
Yeah, she's horny. Everyone already knew that.
-Siegfried (semi-delurking...)
DemonWall
Small Girl wrote:
>>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
>>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
>>they're in puberty, usually.
>
>Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started liking
>boys!
I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
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DemonWall wrote:
> Icze4r wrote:
>
> >DemonWall wrote:
> >>
> >> >Does anyone know if any of the FF7 girls have any hentai together..? It'd
> >be
> >> >nice if someone posted one or two pics of that....
> >> >
> >> >Small Girl
> >>
> >> This came from the related hentai group. Says a lot, don't it?
> >>
> >> Lord of the Demons
> >> @@@@@
> >> ,^,,,,,^,
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> >> \||||/
> >> @@@@@
> >Umm,Xcuse Me Cheese Wall But...
> >What Does That Have To Do With Anything?
> >Half The People Here Visit agffh regularly.
>
> I'd explain my point to everyone, but too many people have misunderstood. Just
> forget that I ever posted it.
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> Small Girl wrote:
>
> >>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
> >>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
> >>they're in puberty, usually.
> >
> >Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
liking
> >boys!
>
> I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
I *did* know that you aren't a girl...
But, I'm gonna be there when you admit that you're a pussy!
Nep
Joshua Kaufman
Gregory Cook wrote:
>
> On 21 Apr 1998 22:40:52 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) wrote:
>
> -Small Girl wrote:
> -
> ->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
> ->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
> ->>they're in puberty, usually.
> ->
> ->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started liking
> ->boys!
> -
> -I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
>
> Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
You know, sometimes I feel like I'm a lesbian trapped in a guy's body...
Black Mountain
Neptune Salsa wrote:
>
> Neo Rubicant <ho...@needs.more.beer.com> wrote in article
> <354c4515....@enews.newsguy.com>...
> >
> > >> >Does anyone know if any of the FF7 girls have any hentai together..?
> > >It'd be
> > >> >nice if someone posted one or two pics of that....
> > >> >
> > >> >Small Girl
> > >>
> > >> This came from the related hentai group. Says a lot, don't it?
> > >
> bi
> > >
> >
> > why not. I knew a girl in seventh grade that was already HEAVILY
> > sleeping around. she got pregnant that year too. dummy. anyway.
>
> I must say, that is surprising.
>
> Nep
That's america for you.
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DemonWall wrote:
>
> Small Girl wrote:
>
> >>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
> >
>
> I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
>
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It just makes sense, ya know?
the woman is something beautiful.. the man's body.. it's like a utility.
It just prolongs our existence.
all the hair, the smells, etc. etc.
Woman is perfect.... mmm... woman...
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DemonWall wrote:
>
> >Does anyone know if any of the FF7 girls have any hentai together..? It'd be
> >nice if someone posted one or two pics of that....
> >
> >Small Girl
>
> This came from the related hentai group. Says a lot, don't it?
>
> @@@@@
> ,^,,,,,^,
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> | . . |
> \ --- /
> \||||/
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> Defender of Lucavi
Geez, you had me all excited by "small girl exposed"
don't get my hopes up like that again!
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Gregory Cook wrote:
>
> On 21 Apr 1998 21:50:10 GMT, anime...@aol.com (Animeg3282) wrote:
>
> ->
> ->Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
> ->later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
> ->they're in puberty, usually.
> -
> -Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started liking
> -boys!
>
> There you go folks. For those of you who don't think
> homo/bi/heterosexuality is genetic, here's the proof.
>
> I ---------------------------info----------------------------
> N Greg "Fox" Cook - Defender/Lover/Soulmate of Tifa Lockheart
Doesn't prove much.
I doubt any of the guys would say "nah, if I was a woman, I'd much
rather suck a penis than a breast.. err.. that is if I, uh, was a woman
or something"
Think about it.
Zwon
Demonwall wrote:
>>>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till<BR>
>>>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till<BR>
>>>they're in puberty, usually.<BR>
>><BR>
>>Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
>liking<BR>
>>boys! <BR>
><BR>
>I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.<BR>
Exactly! This is what I always say! Why would girls be attracted to MEN?
They have... penises! Girls are hot! They have tits and vaginas! Ahh! I
don't blame lesbians either!
::GFS eventually kills him::
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(Zwon, or (_(\/)_)r Cloud to the REALLY old ones here)
AGFF Official Jew/Leader of the League of Jews in AGFF
Zwon
DemonWall wrote:
>>DemonWall wrote:<BR>
>>> <BR>
>>> >Does anyone know if any of the FF7 girls have any hentai together..?
>>be<BR>
>>> >nice if someone posted one or two pics of that....<BR>
>>> ><BR>
>>> >Small Girl<BR>
>>> <BR>
>>> This came from the related hentai group. Says a lot, don't it?<BR>
>>> <BR>
>>> Lord of the Demons<BR>
>>> @@@@@<BR>
>>> ,^,,,,,^,<BR>
>>> | o\/o |<BR>
>>> | . . |<BR>
>>> \ --- /<BR>
>>> \||||/<BR>
>>> @@@@@<BR>
>>Umm,Xcuse Me Cheese Wall But...<BR>
>>What Does That Have To Do With Anything?<BR>
>>Half The People Here Visit agffh regularly.<BR>
><BR>
>I'd explain my point to everyone, but too many people have misunderstood.
>forget that I ever posted it.<BR>
><BR>
They didn't misunderstand, they don't like you, which is why they have to
clutter up posts asking "so? what does it explain?" when they really know what
it is. Notice all the people that replied in this matter also throw in an
insult (like this fag who has called you "CheeseWall").
Wyvern
DemonWall <demo...@aol.com> wrote in article
<199804210136...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
> >Does anyone know if any of the FF7 girls have any hentai together..?
It'd be
> >nice if someone posted one or two pics of that....
> >
> >Small Girl
>
> This came from the related hentai group. Says a lot, don't it?
>
Not really. We already knew she likes hentai, and that she's bi. And we
don't care.
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WELCOME TO WYVERN'S WASHU SHRINE!
Washu-Why I like this charectar so much? Because I can relate to her.
Washu-chan's "Mad Scientist" persona is, to some extent an act- she seems
to be a bit shy to reveal herself to anyone, maybe because she's so far
ahead of anyone else intellegence-wise, that she feels isolated. She seems
to spend most of her time holed up in her lab (much like me & my computer)
because she has no one in the Masaki home she can just sit down and rap
with....
"She's essentially a rebel from society; an outsider. For the
most part, she acts a little crazy, but can, when the mood arises, be
deadly
serious. She cares for others more than she does herself, although she'd
never
let it show clearly. She toys with people for amusement, but never means
any
harm by it, and seems to do so much more in the sense of good-natured
ribbing,
even though her efforts are often misguided.
She sees herself as a sort of guardian towards Tenchi: Sort of a mother
figure, or perhaps a crazy aunt. She teases him, but doesn't truly mean
anything by it. If anything, I think she sees Tenchi, much more than
Ryoko, as
a substitute for her lost child. She's definately the most complex
character
on TM!, rivalled only by Ryoko."
-Sean Daugherty, on Washu
HEY, GREG, DON'T YOU THINK WASHU WOULD BE AN IDEALIST/HEALER? (like me!)
WASHU AND TENCHI.....
Washu is vunreable, but she could live without Tenchi. I think that
she does feel for him, but, as mean as she is to Ryoko sometimes, she
wouldn't take him, knowing what he means to her. But I might be wrong-Washu
is nothing if not unpredictable.
WANNA MARRY WASHU?
well, you can't,stupid, she's not real! But, just in case, here's Kyle
Pope's thoughts on her from Anime Marrige Prospects. Oh, and, I got first
dibs....
Hakubi Washu
Looks: She wears her 20,000-sai age well resembling as she does a 12-sai
girl. Make no mistake though that she has an adult form that answers a lot
of questions about where Ryouko got her good looks. Her most striking
feature is a magnificent crown of brilliant red hair that bears a passing
resemblance to a crab.
Smarts: Where do I begin? She is the self admitted "number one genius
scientist in the galaxy" and I don't think there is anyone who could
dispute that claim. A prodigy from the start she's had 200 centuries to add
to and refine her education to where she can be considered an expert on any
aspect of science and applied technology. The lab where she tinkers about
required five planets sub-dimensionally linked to contain it all.
Personality: To all outward appearances, deranged. She enjoys playing the
mad scientist to the hilt. However at the most unexpected moments she can
display a level of tenderness and vulnerablity that will put you on the
floor. She can also be unbelieveably cruel to Ryoko from time to time. The
level of her intellect makes it very difficult to pin down just what her
basic personality is but I expect that there is no malice to her and much
she does is out of scientific curiosity and a god-like distance from the
lesser beings around her, with the possible exception of Masaki Tenchi
who's hidden potential has even Washu stumped.
Home Economics: Incredible. For all it contains Washu's lab is beautifully
maintained and even homey. I can understand why she spends most of her time
there. I also expect that this has little to do with her pushing a broom
around. Washu's knowledge and skills have no doubt given her the means to
automate the whole housekeeping process. You probably won't even have to
make your bed or pick up after yourself. Which is good as Washu will
probably set up her home within that lab and its sheer expanse would make
conventional housekeeping methods useless. As for cooking Washu has some
difficulty coping with unfamiliar technology (stoves and hibachis) but once
familiar she is clearly an accomplished cook and will even use her own
hands in the kitchen.
Combat Skills: Deadly. You'd never know what hit you even if she explained
it. Not a brawler in any sense, Washuu would never use direct physical
force against an opponent. She doesn't have the size. But this is more than
compensated for by the forces she commands over time-space itself. Washuu's
mind is a weapon with which very few entities could cope.
Special Abilities: Stand back! Like her notorious offspring Washuu can
project energy blasts as well as form an energy sword. Can call up an
ethereal laptop which is no doubt linked to her mainframe and can use it to
analyze any problem she's confronted with. Can access sub-dimensional space
at will and uses it as a storage area and route of travel. She's mentally
linked with her "daughter", Ryouko. She can maintain a body of a fixed age
or revert to full maturity at will. Her knowledge of genetic engineering
allows her to create custom order lifeforms and it is suggested that she
has a role in the destiny of the universe approaching that of divinity.
Competition: Masaki Tenchi. Tokimi. While she views him principally as a
guinea pig for her experiments there is some sexual if not romantic tension
between them. On two occasions Washuu has propositioned Tenchi. If you can
convince her that you'd be a more interesting subject for her explorations
you might turn her eye but it will be difficult competing with someone who
can generate ten Light Hawk Wings. However I suspect that Washu realizes
that she has little chance of winning the Tenchi sweepstakes and thus keeps
her advances on the playful level. If offered the chance at a real
relationship of her own with someone up to her standards she'd jump at it.
Tokimi's interest in Washu is not romantic but something a lot more
powerful even if it still remains unexplained. Getting Tenchi out of the
way will be a breeze compared to Tokimi who is for all practical purposes a
goddess. Fortunately Washu seems quite capable of holding Tokimi off and
wouldn't let her interfere with her marriage to you. In the end, despite
all the people surrounding her, Washu is terribly lonely. There isn't
anyone in the Masaki household that she can really relate to so she spends
much of her time cloistered in her lab hiding in that 12-sai body. If
you're the one who can lure her out of her shell you will be greeted by a
very warm and loving woman.
In-Laws: None known as far as parents are concerned. They may be still
alive given Washu's longevity but they seem to play no role in her current
life. She has an ex-husband and child who are members of a "very important"
family, but nothing beyond that is known.
Finances: Why would this woman have anything to do with money? With at
least five planets of her own and the technology to fabricate anything she
desires including living beings Washuu is financially set for a very long
life. Washuu has left such concepts as "economics" behind a long time ago.
If you become her husband you will spend the rest of your life in school
acquiring the knowledge to hold a conversation with her. Working for a
living will be a dead concept.
Sex: Kinky. If she comes after you in the nurse costume with the rubber
gloves, run. Not that you'd get far with the capture devices she commands.
This lady probably knows sexual techniques that would require your genetic
alteration. You need never worry about your sex life becoming boring or
routine. I seriously doubt that you will ever have sex with Washuu the same
way twice.
Overall: This is a catch worth everything you have to land. If you can
convince her to come out of that lab and out of that body (unless you like
the smaller one) this lady has more to offer than anyone else I can think
of. Power, knowledge of secrets of the universe terrestrial scientists
would saw off limbs for, comfortable expansive quarters no terrestrial
billionaire can match and the entire galaxy as your playground. This is a
combination that no other woman in the Masaki household can match.
QUOTES from the greatest mind in the universe!
"...it's way too easy for a genius like me. I AM SUCH A GENIUS!"
"I am cute, aren't I?"
"Somebody's being naughty on the internet...."
"Where were you when they handed out the brains?"
"Hey, you people, did I just come from through here?"
"I didn't create this web so you could go on some big power trip, you
know!"
"Ah, technology!"
"You promised you'd be my little guinea pig...."
"I'd rather be a child, and never have to grow up...."
"Ah, well, I haven't practiced in 700 hundred years and my aim is a little
off!"
"Yee-haw! How's this nice ambiance for ya?"
"[This portal's] range is only 800 meters, it dosen't work like it would in
a cartoon!"
"What ARE you talking about? (kawaii voice) There's no goblin cute as me!"
"Why, thank you all for waiting! We now present TENCHI's special events
with utmost confidence in succes!"
"CALL ME WASHU-CHAN!"
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"Damn I hate these long sigs you people have."-Crono 6824
So there.
"Do not go gently into that good night;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
Gregory Cook
On 21 Apr 1998 21:50:10 GMT, anime...@aol.com (Animeg3282) wrote:
->
->Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
->later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
->they're in puberty, usually.
-
-Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started liking
-boys!
There you go folks. For those of you who don't think
homo/bi/heterosexuality is genetic, here's the proof.
I ---------------------------info----------------------------
N Greg "Fox" Cook - Defender/Lover/Soulmate of Tifa Lockheart
Gregory Cook
On 21 Apr 1998 22:40:52 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) wrote:
-Small Girl wrote:
-
->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
->>they're in puberty, usually.
->
->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started liking
->boys!
-
-I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
I ---------------------------info----------------------------
Tomo1657
>->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
>->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
>->>they're in puberty, usually.
>->
>->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
>liking
>->boys!
>-
>-I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
>
>Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
If I get reincarnated, I really want to become a girl... just because I want to
sing soprano so bad. No comment about sexual preferences if I really do.
-Tomo (defending Lenna, Emerada, Nobuo, and his music)
"If the whole world turns against you... I'll still be on your side! Being
alone is lonely, isn't it...?" - Ellie (Xenogears)
Neptune Salsa
Tomo1657 <tomo...@aol.com> wrote in article
<199804220205...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
> >->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
> >->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero
till
> >->>they're in puberty, usually.
> >->
> >->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
> >liking
> >->boys!
> >-
> >-I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
> >
> >Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
>
> If I get reincarnated, I really want to become a girl... just because I
want to
> sing soprano so bad. No comment about sexual preferences if I really do.
If I became a woman, I'd never leave my room...
Nep
Seb
On 22 Apr 1998 02:15:22 GMT, "Neptune Salsa"
<JnJC...@worldnetspambroiler.att.net> wrote:
Heh.. that's almost .sig-worthy.. I'll think about it. ;-\
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Lightning flashed and thunder roared. Winds howled through the lands
like banshees hell-bent on stealing our souls. Amid this madness,
>Demonwall wrote:
>
>>>>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till<BR>
>>>>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till<BR>
>>>>they're in puberty, usually.<BR>
>>><BR>
>>>Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
>>liking<BR>
>>>boys! <BR>
>><BR>
>>I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.<BR>
>
>Exactly! This is what I always say! Why would girls be attracted to MEN?
>They have... penises! Girls are hot! They have tits and vaginas! Ahh! I
>don't blame lesbians either!
>::GFS eventually kills him::
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>(Zwon, or (_(\/)_)r Cloud to the REALLY old ones here)
>AGFF Official Jew/Leader of the League of Jews in AGFF
oooookaaaaaay...
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St. Kain
In article <199804212150...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, anime...@aol.com (Animeg3282) wrote:
>>
>>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
>
Oooooookay.... thanks for telling us that....
(Eesh.)
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Gregory Cook
On 22 Apr 1998 00:15:36 GMT, zw...@aol.com (Zwon) wrote:
-Demonwall wrote:
-
->>>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till<BR>
->>>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till<BR>
->>>they're in puberty, usually.<BR>
->><BR>
->>Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
->liking<BR>
->>boys! <BR>
-><BR>
->I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.<BR>
-
-Exactly! This is what I always say! Why would girls be attracted to MEN?
-They have... penises! Girls are hot! They have tits and vaginas! Ahh! I
-don't blame lesbians either!
Yeah, but penises are GOOD for filling vaginas, and if I had a vagina,
I'd certainly want it filled. And I wouldn't settle for no damned
dildos, either. If I were female, I'd probably enjoy MFF threesomes.
-::GFS eventually kills him::
... GFS is never deadly.
DemonWall
G Fox Cook wrote:
>On 21 Apr 1998 22:40:52 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) wrote:
>
>-Small Girl wrote:
>-
>->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
>->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
>->>they're in puberty, usually.
>->
>->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
>liking
>->boys!
>-
>-I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
>
>Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
So you're a homosexual?
DemonWall
I just realized that many people probably looked at the subject and zoomed in
on this post, hoping to find nude pictures of Small Girl. I'm sure that's what
Small Girl was doing.
DemonWall
G Fox Cook wrote:
>On 21 Apr 1998 21:50:10 GMT, anime...@aol.com (Animeg3282) wrote:
>
>->
>->Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
>->later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
>->they're in puberty, usually.
>-
>-Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
>liking
>-boys!
>
>There you go folks. For those of you who don't think
>homo/bi/heterosexuality is genetic, here's the proof.
Yeah, you have the word of a 13 year old psychopath.
Neptune Salad
Trying to keep my title as Official Pussy-whipped Kid of AGFF intact
DemonWall (demo...@aol.com) suddenly blurted out:
>>Does anyone know if any of the FF7 girls have any hentai together..? It'd be
>>nice if someone posted one or two pics of that....
>>
>>Small Girl
>
>This came from the related hentai group. Says a lot, don't it?
*huge gasp* No! You gotta be kidding me! Wow, this is like something that
no one smart already knew, gee golly!
N.S.
--
The God of Seafood
Also The God of Sinister
God of Seafood +
God of Sinister =
God of Sinister Seafood?
Biggest Cecil Adams fan in AGFF
Winner of the DEELEY-BOB award
Official Pussy-whipped Kid of AGFF
Get rid of the broiler when replying
AIM name: Neptune Sd
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*Merry quotes (after all, this still *is* the Merrysig)*
"Merry Widow: Waldorf Salad is a fruit salad made with apples...
walnuts... raisins... and ... *gag* mayonnaise. It rocks!
Me: I love it when you talk food to me."
- An AIM conversation with me and Merry
"Did you and Mary have sexual intercourse?"
- a sound clip from Billy Callis
"It's supposed to be "Did you and Merry have sexual intercourse?"
- Billy, interpreting the meaning of the sound
"I'll start an HFW [Hell Flame War] if I get killed."
- Merry Widow
"I just read a post your brother made. Sick little fuck, isn't he?"
- Merry, commenting on my brother's remark about sex and saltine crackers
"*LMFAO* *ROFL* Help! I'm laughing so hard...and I just can't stop..."
Merry's reaction to my love poem to her
"I didn't kill you. The bullet did, and as a final act
of vengeance, it embedded itself in your skull."
- Merry, after she killed me, again...
"Go for it. Let everyone know about the unrequited love you have for me
whilst my computer is away. I'll just come back and kick your ass!"
- Merry (notice a pattern in all these quotes here?)
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*Other quotes*
"I remember, the best hentai pic I've ever seen (and I
didn't download it... dammit. Is of a girl having sex,
apparently for the first time, with a guy who she seems
to have feelings for. She's holding hands with him as he
gently fucks her, and she has tears in her eyes, but
she's also smiling, so I assume they are joyous tears.
The picture has no words, but it's clear this girl loves
the guy very much, trusts him and is happy to be with
him. That's the kind of hentai I like. Long live
romance!"
- Wyvern, describing a romantic picture, using the most
unromantic description
Ultimax
DemonWall wrote:
> G Fox Cook wrote:
>
> >On 21 Apr 1998 22:40:52 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) wrote:
> >
> >-Small Girl wrote:
> >-
> >->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
> >->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
> >->>they're in puberty, usually.
> >->
> >->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
> >liking
> >->boys!
> >-
> >-I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
> >
> >Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
>
> So you're a homosexual?
Why the hell are you so interested in Greg's sexual preference?
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Official AGFF Defender of Worker 8
Official AGFF Hater of the term "Lancer"
Owner of: 20 insanity points from webrunner
1 Coffee Point from Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
30 Coolness points for putting a sword though DemonWall's head
AIM name: fakeioel
E-mail : ult...@hartford.crosswinds.net
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Neo Atma Weapon 3:16
TMIG.
Gregory Cook wrote in message <357e5f56...@news.prodigy.net>...
>On 22 Apr 1998 00:15:36 GMT, zw...@aol.com (Zwon) wrote:
>
>-Demonwall wrote:
>-
>->>>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out
till<BR>
>->>>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero
till<BR>
>->>>they're in puberty, usually.<BR>
>->><BR>
>->>Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
>->liking<BR>
>->>boys! <BR>
>-><BR>
>->I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a
Neo Atma Weapon 3:16
Ultimax wrote in message <353DAE8B...@hartford.crosswinds.net>...
>
>
>DemonWall wrote:
>
>> G Fox Cook wrote:
>>
>> >On 21 Apr 1998 22:40:52 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) wrote:
>> >
>> >-Small Girl wrote:
>> >-
>> >->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
>> >->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero
till
>> >->>they're in puberty, usually.
>> >->
>> >->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
>> >liking
>> >->boys!
>> >-
>> >-I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
>> >
>> >Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
>>
>> So you're a homosexual?
>
>Why the hell are you so interested in Greg's sexual preference?
>
I have nothing to say, I just wish to express my disgust at what is being
implied here.
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By: Neo-Atma Weapon 3:16
The Holy Champion of AGFF.
Proud owner of 1 fighting31st retaliation point
An Official Anti-Bob
The Official AGFF Psychopath
The most violent defender ever! The Defender of Aerith/Aeris!
The Anti-Yuffie, a title to truly be proud of!
A sufferer of GFS
The former God of Weapons
The former God of Death
Wielder of the holy Hind's Blood Excaliber, the most lethal weapon in AGFF.
Owner of the biggest and best sig in AGFF today!
Hater of the Spice Girls
Enemy of the revivalists
Hater of the American Justice System
Class of 3:16
The most seen quote ever:
"Warning: Your signature file is too large. It has been truncated, please
make the file smaller." - Outlook Express while bitching about my sig, yet
doing nothing about it
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Due to the Neo Sig destroying DejaNews' chances at counting my posts
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Mottos. A rule to live by.
"Let Aerith rest in peace, or I'll make you rest in peace."
"Think my sig is too long? Get a faster modem, asshole."
"I'm not racist/sexist/anti-whatever. I hate everyone equally."
AOL IM: NeoAtma
You're actually reading this far? Why? If it's because you're a newbie,
look at this section:
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*So you're a newbie, huh? Here's a checklist for survival in AGFF: *
* *
*1. Never ask anything about reviving Aerith/Aeris or General Leo. *
*2. Never insult the sigs here, no matter how big or small. *
*3. Quote top, reply bottom. ALWAYS quote. *
*4. Never insult a defended person around their defendee. *
*5. What's *that* pic, you ask? Picture Interceptor. Picture Relm. *
*Picture them "together". Now never speak of it again. *
*6. Don't feed the trolls. *
*7. You want to be a regular, huh? NEVER ask how. It'll completely *
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*8. Don't question why we call Aeris Aerith. It is her original *
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*9. No, you can't uncurse the cursed ring. *
*10. What's a the meaning of "meower", "hentai", and why do we all kill*
*each other like maniacs? A meower is someone who makes a reply that's*
*just the word "meow" about 1000 times. Hentai is drawn pornographic *
*pictures of characters. We all kill each because... well we just do. *
*11. Why is FFVII numbered that way when there's only 4? Because the *
*original Japanese numbering rates it at VII. In America we never got *
*2, 3, or 5. Our 2 is their 4, and our 3 is their 6. Sony decided to *
*use the proper numbering instead of DOA, er, NOA's "fucked up" system.*
*12. AGFF stands for alt.games.final-fantasy. *
*13. Off-topic is welcome here, do not flame it. On-topic is the evil.*
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A HUGE collection of quotes:
"That is what is so nice about this group. Everyone hates each other.
Except me. I don't hate anyone. I feel so alone in that fact. I
feel cold....empty....like one of those urine specimen cups after they
have poured the urine into a glass tube and tossed the cup in the
trash....the bastards...they never care about the cup...it's just
"oooh we'll put the urine in the fancy smancy glass tube, that'll be
great." and to hell with the cup...nobody even mentions the
cup...nobody thinks "maybe the cup would like the urine rinsed out?
maybe it would like to be used again? to know it is still needed?"
noooo, of course not. let's all look at the pretty little tube.
shiny little glass tube. who cares about the cup. the cup we use and
throw away like some five dollar whore. do they ever think about the
cup? do they? no. if someone did mention the cup, they wouldn't
care. well what about the cup??? it did it's duty so now it does't
matter?? what the hell kind of treatment is that??? it's a damn cup,
it deserves better! it holds the urine, it is what DELIVERS the urine
TO THE DAMNED GLASS TUBE!!!! THE GLASS TUBE COULDN'T DO IT'S JOB IF
THE CUP DID NOT DO IT'S JOB FIRST! but what gets the attention? the
glory? the honor and respect? the...damn.....glass....tube........" - Neo
Rubicant
"First, (this is where you have to be careful) you'll have to modify your
PlayStation. You'll need a screwdriver and a pair of pliers. Now, get your
PS ready. Set the pliers on the ground and jam the screwdriver really hard
into your eye. That should do it." - Billy Callis informing a newbie on how
to revive Aeris
"Companies tend to keep mistakes in products and never correct them... oh,
like Microsoft and Windows 95, for example. #;-}>" - Gregory Cook
"Don't confuse fantasy with the real world. I did and look at me now.." -
Gann0n
"NeoAtma (6:36:35 PM): Kind of. I'm also wondering... if they're getting
this "adult" this quick (from FFVII on), what are they gonna be like in
another 5 or 10 years?
Animeg3282 (6:37:39 PM): I can see. it FFP....See the dramatci story of 4
bored porno stars who gather crystals to save the world..." - An AIM
conversation where Small Girl and I were talking about the Xenogears threads
"Man, snipping that sig of yours is MURDER...." - Edwyn
"I didn't really matter to me now that I think about it..." - Gilbe
"I'm murderize him!!!" - Kuibob
"Take it from the Cock-King here" - V. Val
"On a weird side note, if it had been called Atma Syndrome we would have
Atma Syndrome sufferers. We could call them ASSes." - Unright
"That's what I love about Usenet. You can be mutilated, maimed, and killed,
but not even know it till a week later." - GFox
"you know what scares me. that in ten or twenty years marcus is gonna sit
down with his kids and tell them about the birds and the bees and say
"well, kids all i ever wanted to know about sex i learned on agff"." - Kali
"along with freedom comes the responsibility to configure stuff!" - X
"How 'bout some ANL?" - Reno "I hope you didn't just misspell something." -
Vincent
"No kidding. If I had female legs, all I'd do all day is sit in my bed with
them bent in front of me, and just run my hands up and down my thighs...
ohhhh.... baby...." - GFox, after the sick fuck read a thread and was
getting hot with himself
"the image of me having oral sex with a dingo is at least a BIT unholy!" -
Belthasar
"Defendering AOL huh? i dont think Johnny Cochrin could..." - Deuch66
"reading this newsgroup to get information is like trying to fill your daily
reccomendation of Vitamin C by eating Skittles." - Unright
"Yep.. And your "unsubscribe" button is OUR friend..." - X, after a newbie
was told the shift key was his friend
"Write! Write! Let the bitch die!!" - Joshua after reading someone's idea
of a fanfic where Tifa dies instead of Aeris
"I'm a virgin. I've got to remedy this malady however possible." - Kain
"Man, them's good eatin'. I like eating 'em right in the mouth, I like
eating 'em a little slow, letting them melt in my mouth a bit. And
sometimes I just stick one on my tongue, let it melt a bit, push it against
the roof of my mouth, but don't use my teeth, slowly let it get spread out
between my tongue and the roof... and then all the flavor just pours out." -
GFox
"Ahem.... *what* did you say? Yeah, maybe she DOES have some
sort of extremist attitude. She's louder than Aeris, she's
dumber than Tifa, and she's a bitch that sneaks materia and
gold from you in the game. Sure, she might have more personality... but it's
not any GOOD personality!!!!" - Arcana, referring the vile bitch that is
Yuffie
"Frankly, I wish the sun would hurry up and supernova, take out the Earth.
And hopefully, on a life-supporting planet in some other star system
somewhere, a much more... intelligent form of "intelligent" life is
developing to bring some sort of... I dunno, warmth to the coldness of the
vacuum... (sigh)" - GFox
"Sportsmanship? What a load of crap. Don't preach your morality to me!
Steve Austin doesn't have any compassion. You want mercy? Take your ass to
church." - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
"It's just a joke item. Much like Tifa." - Reno
"I've decided to take Pigwalk's advice and become a lesbian" - Night Angel
"The monsters here are scary, and I can't find my way out... I'm about to
cry..." - Gilgamesh
"Go to hell. Go directly to hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200." -
Edwyn
"Are you trying to say that Tifa's a slut? You are so very wrong. Just
give her twenty bucks and she'll change your mind." - Timo Suave
"That's the thing about GFox' posts. You're happily reading through AGFF,
then suddenly his posts roll around and sit there screaming "EWWWWWWWW!" so
loud he could hear you if he were on Pluto." - Kain
"I also love Shadow. He has a very emotional past and is very
developed and has that...dark feel. Remember that Seinfeld episode
where George doesn't want Jerry to be funny so George could seem
funnier? So Jerry starts to act like he has no emotions and George's
girlfriend becomes attracted to him because of his darkness...Its
sorta like that" - Marcus
"It just feels like I am part of One Big, Dysfunctional, Psycotic, Homicial,
Suidical, Barbacidal, Sadistic, Pathetic, Perverted, Eccentric, Happy
Family. Thanks." - Belthasar
"64DD sounds like Tifa's bra size..." - X
"Funny you should mention this. I may have mentioned this before, but the
guy who lived in the room next to me last year said the following
conversation took place in his ninth grade health class:
Teacher: Blah blah blah and so semen is made mostly of sugars blah blah
blah. Question?
Girl at back of room: Then why does it taste so salty?
<Girl realizes what she has just said and runs out of the room in horror.
Class members fall out of their chairs laughing or roll their eyes in
disgust. I'm fairly sure the guy in the room next to me fell into the first
category.>" - Kain, proving he is in fact, infected with GFS
"ok, atma, now youve gone too far. i can take a flame war. i can take
trolls. i can take cypher. but the spice girls? isnt the hand that youre
holding that with dissolving from its evil powers as we speak?" - Rick
Healey
"You forget that Atma is almost as evil as the Scheiss Whores. Thus he is
immune to their horrific horrificness." - Kain, in reply to the last quote
from Rick
"NeoAtma: Ahhh, life is grand... I just tricked an AOL defender into saying
all AOLers are trolls...
Belthasar1: Thats the one good thing about idiots. you can play sadistic
games with them." - An IM conversation between Belthasar and myself
"Cuz yer a uncool imbacile. You can't get along with people. You can't
function with people. You need to be NICE to people. You always wanna hurt
somebody, you always wanna kill somebody. Try lovin somebody." - The sissy
voice of Grandmaster Hypocrite, and convicted rapist Mike Tyson, only months
after being banned from boxing for attempting to bite off someone's ear
"The family that slays together stays together" - Linda
"This will probably be a religion someday, the Aeris revivalists worshiping
Aeris and Ben Lansing, cursing Square for killing off their favorite
character, and sacrificing themselves in hopes that a new version with Aeris
revivable will be made." - Gilbe
"Actually i see how that can be a valid case. If a younger person were to
get 3rd degree burns, and couldn't walk well for the rest of their life,
they'd lose ALOT in wages, probably the millions. But for a 80 year old on
welfare? She aint doin no heavy lifting anyway? Just give her 40 bucks and
some fake dentures." - Pigwalk in reply to a thread about that old woman
that sued McDonalds after burnning herself with hot coffee
"you get Interceptor to lick Sieggy's balls on the ghost train" -
Animeg3282
"It's just the right shape for sucking while reading AGFF" - Animeg3282
"Whoever you are, you fucker, make the most of this weekend, 'cause it's the
last one you'll ever see....it's as plain as a pig's arse, and as ugly, that
you are casting aspertions upon Mary, Rachel, and me." - Linda after Timo
said something that I'm not gonna quote
"I've never had any cybersex but I think Greg said he had a couple of times,
only he didn't say what happened exactly." - Linda
"If Greg ever explained exactly what happened, Atma would kill him, bring
him back to life, and kill him again." - Rob, in response to Linda's above
comment
">>Kain: *phew*
>>
>>I'll just send her to you naked.
>>
>>Kain: WHAT!?!?!?
>
><Kain slams his windows shut, draws the curtains, throws a sign saying
"Danger -
>Bubonic Plague" on the door, and slams it and locks it>
>
>Try and get past THAT, so-called Rob! :)
You truly are naive, aren't you, Kain? Tifa doesn't give a damn
whether you have the Black Plague or not; she already has enough
terminal social diseases as it is. You're going to have to try harder
than that..." - A thread where Rob attempts to send Tifa to Kain
"I got the feeling that Vincent was high most of the adventure. He seemed to
hide in the corner of Highwind most of the time; he was probably shooting up
Mako or something." - Mark
"Besides, when you don't push for sex, the girl ends up pushing YOU for it.
That's a rather nice feeling. Why just today, an hour ago, Alli calls me up
and she's horny and... well, I won't say anything more about what we just
spent 45 minutes doing. #;-}>" - Greg
"Wow! Fascinating! I never knew the chemical reactions between the former
contents of my stomach and the contents of my wastebasket could be so
vigorous! Thanks for this glorious insight into the reactions of organic and
non-organic materials, GFox." - Kain's response to Greg's above comment
"A)Alli gets Herpes in the mouth from eating Tifa.
B)Greg devlelops anal warts from sleeping with Tifa
C) Greg also gets Syphalis, Mano, and many others.
D) Tifa dumps them both, goes to work as a biological weapon for Saddam
Hussien.
E) Wyvern laughs Ha! Ha! Ha!" - Wyvern in a reply to Greg when he was
talking about how he had a "threesome" with Allison and Tifa
"Atma doesn't accept friends. He just has people he doesn't hate as much as
other people." - Edwyn
"When I say "whatever" I usually mean "DIE GREG DIE!!!!!
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!"" - Neptune Salad
"CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG???? No? Okay, just making sure." - Mr Psycohed
"Die you evil toad!" - Aerith07
"Hmph! I feel left out. I'm the only one that hasn't gotten into anyone's
sig yet!" - JVoovits 3
"Death City.. hey look, it's initials are "DC". heh.." - Bahamut ZERO
"I saw the Hart Family Tree. I tried to cut it down." - Jerry "The King"
Lawler
"I don't hate Atma. I hate his .sig that crashes my modem all the time." -
Tomo
--- NOTICE ---
Any persons wishing to copy quotes from this sig may do so at any time.
Join the holy order of bandwidth wasting!
--- There's X many kinds of people sayings ---
There's two kinds of people in this world.
Those who say there's two kinds of people in the world, and those who don't.
There's three kinds of people in this world.
Those who can count, and those who can't.
there are two kinds of people in this world.
the righteous, and the unrighteous.
the righteous do the dividing, but the unrighteous are ion charge of
implementing it.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those that are normal and those
that divide people into two groups.
(Am I missing any? Of course I am. Add your favorite "There's X many kinds
of people" sayings now. Remember, the more I get, the more
bandwidth we'll waste!)
--- Trolls make Dumbass Comments ---
"People aren't overwhelmingly in favor of my opinions because I was labeled
a troll by Atma when I started posting my pro-Nintendo argument." -
DemonWall, trying to convince himself that people are only pro-PSX because I
make them that way
"This is why you should truly feel sorry for anyone with a sig that's over a
page long. Especially that atma guy. He's definately lacking in some
department. He's probably impotent or something. And this god of death
stuff? ha... I hate stupid people." - JT, whining after his 300 baud modem
got it's ass kicked by this sig, and he attempted to attack me with his lack
of knowledge of AGFF's title workings
"I have these games for trade(all comes with the manual and the box):
Tombraider2" - JT, who was just days before complaining he HATED Tomb
Raider, and seems to of bought it for some odd reason
--- ??? ---
I bet you thought the sig was over, huh? Well it's still going. What now,
you ask? How about an AGFF quiz?
1. What is the common term for a person between newbie and regular status?
2. When was this newsgroup started?
3. Who is the official FAQ person of AGFF?
4. Who was the first FWAKer?
5. What does FWAK stand for? (The LOGICAL meaning, not the idiotic ones)
6. Who said the following lines: im cypher. i rule.
You're
The weak always strive to be weaker...
I will... kill you!
CLOUD IS REALLY A MACHINE!
7. Who had a sig with over a hundred "yo momma" jokes in it?
8. What do the following stand for: AGFFM (not music), PWI, IIRC, AGKI,
GFS, BZ, NA, BC, NS, FOAD, TMIG
9. Who drew *that* pic?
10. Who is the defender of Yuffie? (Hint: It's not listed in their sig)
11. What (former) reg is known for using a laser gun to kill and never did
his defender job?
12. What is the official name for January's Linda/Atma flame war?
13. Who is the (former) reg who always used to post doomsday messages?
14. Who was voted the favorite reg on Tomo's poll a few months back?
15. What is the domain address of the strange error letters sent to AGFFers
at random?
16. Who was the character in FFVI that was always cussing like a sailor?
17. Last year a flame war erupted on a holiday. Which one?
18. Who was the troll that always used numbers in the place of letters?
19. What reg used to lope off people's heads with a plane when he was a
newbie?
20. Bahamut ZERO always used to have an animal in his sig. What kind of
animal was it?
21. What (former) reg was always obsessed with "ChEEsE"?
22. When Chrono Trigger first came out, there was a rumor of a special
hidden "rock". What color was it suppose to be?
23. What reg was the first newbieverb and what was the newbieverb's name?
24. Who is the original defender of Relm?
25. Who named GFS?
How's that for a quiz? ...... That bad, huh? Well, it was my first try,
gimmie a break. And now for the answers...
--- Answers ---
1. Newgular
2. 1994
3. Nick Zitsmann
4. Eggnog
5. False Wisdom and Knowledge
6. K3wld00d, Guybrush, Magus, St. Ajora, Guybrush
7. Bob
8. alt.games.final-fantasy.meow, Pigwalk Invitational, If I Remember
Correctly, alt.games.killer-instinct, Gfox Syndrome, Bahamut ZERO, Night
Angel, Bologna Cow, Neptune Salad, Fuck Off And Die, Too Much Information
Greg
9. Darksilver
10. Bahamut ZERO
11. X
12. AGFF Civil War
13. Marcus Yu
14. Edwyn
15. gooey.com
16. Relm
17. Christmas Eve
18. K3wld00d
19. Belthasar
20. Dragon
21. aKFeK
22. red rock
23. Pigwalk, Newbiewalk
24. FuSoYa
25. Sean Daugherty
---Notice: The following is not an official record of AGFF. There is no
official AGFF Hall of whatever. Working on this section is slow, if you
don't see your name listed, either I forgot about you, which is possible
since I usually work on the sig when I haven't slept in more than 24 hours,
or I didn't think you deserved to be listed yet.---
AGFF Hall of Fame Members:
Amy Gainsborough:
Though her stay in AGFF was short, this reg managed to make a very lasting
memory. She was so kind and forgiving she was dubbed "The Goddess of
Forgiveness" within a month of coming to AGFF. After a while she became
suicidal after news broke out that she was being abused. She later admitted
it was a hoax to scare the abuser into stopping. After this angered many
people, she left AGFF, hopefully not for good.
Gregory "Gfox" Cook:
No one will ever forget this reg. Since his arrival in AGFF he has had a
disease, GFS (GFox Syndrome) named after him, and made more regs vomit than
anyone else known to exist. The phrase "too much information" has never,
and will never mean anything to him. Though he will never be forgotten for
all his sexual posts, he isn't always like that. Though some of us
certainly may not agree with his way of thinking in situations, he always
managed to come up with an intelligent argument he thought was reasonable in
any serious situation.
Saint Kain Aron Highwind:
Saint Kain will be remembered for alot of reasons. He has lost over 25
gallons of stomach acid into a single trash can at the hands on one of
Gfox's threads before, and will always be remembered as one of the best regs
with the lowest self-esteem. He is the writer of AGFF's longest running
fanfic, The Tale of Kain Aron Highwind. After leaving AGFF for a while, he
was voted AGFF's first Saint before coming back to a group worried sick
about him.
AGFF Hall of Lame Members:
Frostydoom:
Frostydoom is a maggot of a troll and is a blight on existence's record. He
has made many foolish and trollish posts bringing up people's pasts and made
an ass out of himself many times.
Black Mountain:
Black Mountain is a former newgular turned trollfeeder. After a while of
feeding the trolls, he became one himself.
DemonWall:
This is the troll with the worst ASCII art in the history of mankind. It
looks like roadkill and to this day no one is really sure WHAT it is. In
fact, it's the only thing that makes this troll any different from the
common ones such as Whoop Zee.
Gregory Cook
On Wed, 22 Apr 1998 04:47:09 -0400, Ultimax
<ult...@hartford.crosswinds.net> wrote:
-
-
-DemonWall wrote:
-
-> G Fox Cook wrote:
->
-> >On 21 Apr 1998 22:40:52 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) wrote:
-> >
-> >-Small Girl wrote:
-> >-
-> >->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
-> >->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
-> >->>they're in puberty, usually.
-> >->
-> >->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
-> >liking
-> >->boys!
-> >-
-> >-I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
-> >
-> >Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
->
-> So you're a homosexual?
Currently, I'm a male, and a hetero. I was saying I'd be bi, most
likely, if I were a girl.
-Why the hell are you so interested in Greg's sexual preference?
... don't look at me.
C from Ash666: 10 & 3/4's Spatula Points
T
I to Kain: medal for an on-topic reply to an off-topic post
O to Eldrick: medal for most pointless and rambling post
N to Unright: Tifa Defenders medal for valor and tastefulness
----Greg's First-Ever QUOTES SECTION!!!
oh let the sun beat down upon my face with stars to fill my dream
I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been
to sit with elders of a gentle race, this world has seldom seen
with talk of days for which they sit & wait, all will be revealed
-Led Zeppelin, "Kashmir"
----
Merry: There is no need for GFS there. It was intentionally perverse.
Tony Destro
In article <199804220015...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
zw...@aol.com (Zwon) wrote:
>
> Demonwall wrote:
>
> >>>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till<BR>
> >>>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till<BR>
> >>>they're in puberty, usually.<BR>
> >><BR>
> >>Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
> >>boys! <BR>
> ><BR>
>
> Exactly! This is what I always say! Why would girls be attracted to MEN?
> ::GFS eventually kills him::
- tony
-----== Posted via Deja News, The Leader in Internet Discussion ==-----
http://www.dejanews.com/ Now offering spam-free web-based newsreading
Eldrick Tobin
In the Year of Our Lord 21 Apr 1998 21:50:10 GMT, anime...@aol.com (Animeg3282) didst speak thusly:
>>
>>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
>>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
>>they're in puberty, usually.
>
>Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started liking
>boys!
>Small Girl
>Co-defender of the Scouts
>One of the defenders of AOL and Relm
>AGFF Goddess and Guru of Cute
>"This is the very beginning"-Love Will Grow
>"And so the sad will fall and fall"-Prelude(Jazz Love Will Grow version)
Personally guys don't appeal to me but I just wouldn't want a guy hitting on me.
I'd be like the hero in a square game
...!
and trying to think of a polite way to say,"There are better than me who are probably
more interested in you."
Significantly personal question here -you can email the response to me if you like-
Here goes:
Have you had any trouble picking a girl up? And if you haven't tried is there a reason?
*big grin with a blush attached* and since I'm asking you to share... main reason why
I have never really asked a girl out is cause everytime I'm about to say anything I light
up like a Christmas tree... cause half the time my mind is reading into the future -damn
imagination!- and seeing me and her ingauged in something private... and words won't
exit my mouth after that.
I almost ran the last time I tried -it was online..., but I almost disconnected and ran out
of the house I was SOOO embarassed.
There. I can't believe I said that but... there it is... and if you DON'T think it is personal
enough to merit you spilling the beans... then email me and tell me what woul...
Wait... I didn't say that last sentence... and Ego isn't here so I can't blame him.
I... *decisive* I think I'll just hit send now.
Everyone else... laugh if you like... I'm kinda too numb from embarrassment to notice.
Eldrick Tobin (Jason F. Long to some)
--
Slayer of Algus and Dycedarg (so I like the parts where they die... they're bastards!)
Considering being a Defender... just no defendee -yet
Considering a Posting Alias for this group... that won't get me killed.
Winner of:
The Offical GFOX Most Amazing Rambling and Pointless Longwinded Post of the MONTH
10 Otaku points.
0 Cutey Points.
0 Insanity Points.
Hander out of the OCCASIONAL Cape Coin:
[It Allows One Bat of Justice= Doing 99% damage to the target and leaving them with
1% of their total HP. Or Kill someone outright if their max HP is under 10.
OR One Hammer Summon Followed By One Hammer Smash= Will Add: Dead or do 200 points
of damage -which may kill the target anyway.]
http://www.fortunecity.com/marina/eastindia/40
http://eldrick.simplenet.com/main.html
mailto: eldrick at mindless dot com
Make the correction here or remove NoSpam to reply.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Quotes:
[Damn it sex is overrated! I want love love love!] Me (if wrong correct me)
[I just know is shouldn't have posted this] -Cheesedemon
[Must. Find. More. Campaigns.] -Cheesedemon, what can I say I empathize
[That's going in the sig...] -various sources (Originally by Edwyn)
[It's merely a case of acknowledging that screwage is required for procreation.
Had my parents not gone at it on or around September 26, 1978, I wouldn't be
alive. And that's all I have to say on the subject. You, on the other hand,
would go into a massive dissertation if you felt so inclined. :P ] -Kain talking about the beginnings of his life.
[... One thing I never do is refer to it as "screwage." #;-}> I certainly
would, but not about your parents.] -Greg replying to the Above from Kain
[He who points out the obvious in an attempt to point out
that which is not obvious, is in essence, doing nothing
at all.] -Timo. commenting on Greg saying that Edwyn is
too repetitative.
[I can't believe....
I'm not even....
...oh look! A "Send" button!] -Timo (does it really matter why or when)
Sorry timo the big door thing is now gone... hope you aren't upset.
[Yeah, them rainbows do that, don't that? They just barge in,
crawl up your leg and bite the inside of your ass, and then
you say, "GODDAMNIT! GET OUT OF MY ASS YOU GODDAMNED
RAINBOW!] -Cartman
[Because I am a vain bastard, I would like to nominate something I myself said
in an apparently ignored post a couple of days ago. ] -Eyeglazer
[I'm pretty sure I have a good quote from myself, but I can't remember it.] -Neptune Salad
[That was the suckiest two days of my suckfest I call a life.] -timo suave
[Kill the monkey!!!] -Wyvern about Diddy Kong (my sentiments exactly)
["Hmm... There, I just did it again! There's no possibility of escape!! Everything
past, present, and future was and is said by Edwyn!!!!!!!] -Siegfried going way off the deep end...
[Mmmm.... Atma may be invincible, but we can still make him puke.] -Nep, Neptune Salad's brother.
[I despise being lonely, but unfortunately I'm too complacent to do anything about it...] -St. Kain
[ I mean..in this life you can still do things...and live...and make things better...but when you're dead...you're dead! Poof..you're gone!] -Small Girl about life
Eldrick Tobin
In the Year of Our Lord Wed, 22 Apr 1998 03:09:56 GMT, gfox...@rice.edu (Gregory Cook) didst speak thusly:
>On 22 Apr 1998 00:15:36 GMT, zw...@aol.com (Zwon) wrote:
>
>-Demonwall wrote:
>-
>->>>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till<BR>
>->>>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till<BR>
>->>>they're in puberty, usually.<BR>
>->><BR>
>->>Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
>->liking<BR>
>->>boys! <BR>
>-><BR>
>->I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.<BR>
>-
>-Exactly! This is what I always say! Why would girls be attracted to MEN?
>-They have... penises! Girls are hot! They have tits and vaginas! Ahh! I
>-don't blame lesbians either!
>
>Yeah, but penises are GOOD for filling vaginas, and if I had a vagina,
>I'd certainly want it filled. And I wouldn't settle for no damned
>dildos, either. If I were female, I'd probably enjoy MFF threesomes.
>
>-::GFS eventually kills him::
>
>... GFS is never deadly.
A heartattack can be caused by it... and they CAN be deadly.
Eldrick Tobin
In the Year of Our Lord Wed, 22 Apr 1998 03:56:46 -0500, "Neo Atma Weapon 3:16" <Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com> didst speak thusly:
>TMIG.
Hi Atma.
BTW if I'm TMI'd anytime soon -most likely- I prefer TMIE or TMIEWT
But not TMIET cause I am not an extraterrestrial... I think.
I might be vampirically inclined, werewolf inclined, mutant inclined...
But I don't believe I'm an E.T. though lots have people have called me Superman
for wearing a cape.
I wonder if this post made ANY sense.
Eldrick Tobin
In the Year of Our Lord 22 Apr 1998 02:15:22 GMT, "Neptune Salsa" <JnJC...@worldnetspambroiler.att.net> didst speak thusly:
>Tomo1657 <tomo...@aol.com> wrote in article
><199804220205...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
>> >->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
>> >->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero
>till
>> >->>they're in puberty, usually.
>> >->
>> >->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
>> >liking
>> >->boys!
>> >-
>> >-I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
>> >
>> >Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
>>
>> If I get reincarnated, I really want to become a girl... just because I
>want to
>> sing soprano so bad. No comment about sexual preferences if I really do.
>
>If I became a woman, I'd never leave my room...
>
>Nep
There has to be more to life than masturbation... unless that wouldn't be what you were doing...
Eldrick Tobin
In the Year of Our Lord 22 Apr 1998 03:12:19 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) didst speak thusly:
>G Fox Cook wrote:
>
>>On 21 Apr 1998 22:40:52 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) wrote:
>>
>>-Small Girl wrote:
>>-
>>->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
>>->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
>>->>they're in puberty, usually.
>>->
>>->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
>>liking
>>->boys!
>>-
>>-I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
>>
>>Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
>
>So you're a homosexual?
Naw... he's just saying that he'd screw anything that moved if he was girl.
ObTifaSlam: Just like Tifa does ;)
Eldrick Tobin
In the Year of Our Lord 22 Apr 1998 03:16:18 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) didst speak thusly:
>G Fox Cook wrote:
>
>>On 21 Apr 1998 21:50:10 GMT, anime...@aol.com (Animeg3282) wrote:
>>
>>->
>>->Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
>>->later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
>>->they're in puberty, usually.
>>-
>>-Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
>>liking
>>-boys!
>>
>>There you go folks. For those of you who don't think
>>homo/bi/heterosexuality is genetic, here's the proof.
>
>Yeah, you have the word of a 13 year old psychopath.
psychopath? really... on what grounds.
Honestly here.
Eldrick Tobin
In the Year of Our Lord 22 Apr 1998 03:14:43 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) didst speak thusly:
>I just realized that many people probably looked at the subject and zoomed in
>on this post, hoping to find nude pictures of Small Girl. I'm sure that's what
>Small Girl was doing.
Not me personally... I just start at the top of the thread tree and work my way down.
Eldrick Tobin
In the Year of Our Lord Wed, 22 Apr 1998 04:45:17 -0500, "Neo Atma Weapon 3:16" <Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com> didst speak thusly:
>
>Ultimax wrote in message <353DAE8B...@hartford.crosswinds.net>...
>>
>>
>>DemonWall wrote:
>>
>>> G Fox Cook wrote:
>>>
>>> >On 21 Apr 1998 22:40:52 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) wrote:
>>> >
>>> >-Small Girl wrote:
>>> >-
>>> >->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
>>> >->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero
>till
>>> >->>they're in puberty, usually.
>>> >->
>>> >->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
>>> >liking
>>> >->boys!
>>> >-
>>> >-I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
>>> >
>>> >Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
>>>
>>> So you're a homosexual?
>>
>>Why the hell are you so interested in Greg's sexual preference?
>>
>
>I have nothing to say, I just wish to express my disgust at what is being
>implied here.
Well before DemonWall came in it was that half the people in this thread would
like to be girls and bi... I guess because then they'd have the best of everything
or something.
Is that what you find disturbing?
Eldrick Tobin
In the Year of Our Lord Wed, 22 Apr 1998 01:54:24 GMT, m-sm...@nwu.edu.DeathToSpam (St. Kain) didst speak thusly:
>In article <199804212150...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, anime...@aol.com (Animeg3282) wrote:
>>>
>>>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
>>>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
>>>they're in puberty, usually.
>>
>>Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started liking
>>boys!
>
>Oooooookay.... thanks for telling us that....
>
>(Eesh.)
Looking for the trashcan St. Kain.
I really hope you dump it... before its contents become a new form of life...
Eldrick Tobin
In the Year of Our Lord Tue, 21 Apr 1998 15:01:35 -0700, Siegfried <csa...@proaxis.com> didst speak thusly:
>DemonWall wrote:
>>
>> >Does anyone know if any of the FF7 girls have any hentai together..? It'd be
>> >nice if someone posted one or two pics of that....
>> >
>> >Small Girl
>>
>> This came from the related hentai group. Says a lot, don't it?
>
>Yeah, she's horny. Everyone already knew that.
>
>-Siegfried (semi-delurking...)
Hi Sieg,
And who isn't at sometime?
Animeg3282
>
>I just realized that many people probably looked at the subject and zoomed
>in
>on this post, hoping to find nude pictures of Small Girl. I'm sure that's
>what
>Small Girl was doing.
::blinks:: why would I want nudie pics of myself..? I mean...I take showers
EVERY day!
Animeg3282
>
>Yeah, you have the word of a 13 year old psychopath.
>
>
>
::slaps:: I;m NOT A PYCHOPATH!
Seb
On 22 Apr 1998 22:32:56 GMT, anime...@aol.com (Animeg3282) wrote:
>>Yeah, you have the word of a 13 year old psychopath.
>
>::slaps:: I;m NOT A PYCHOPATH!
[no comment]
--
Seb -- -=+=-=+=- darkkstar at calgary dot crosswinds dot net -=+=-=+=-
-=+=- -=+=-
\ _,,,---,,_ "If I became a woman, I'd never (CLI:)
/,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_ leave my room..." alt.flame
|,4- ) )-,_..;\ ( `'-' -Nep a.f.k-m.n
'---''(_/--' `-'\_) a.g.f-f
-=+=- M E O W -=+=- -=+=- -=+=- -=+=- -=+=- -=+=- -=+=- -=+=- -=+=-
Seb
On 22 Apr 1998 22:30:27 GMT, anime...@aol.com (Animeg3282) wrote:
>>I just realized that many people probably looked at the subject and zoomed
>>in on this post, hoping to find nude pictures of Small Girl. I'm sure that's
>>what Small Girl was doing.
>
>::blinks:: why would I want nudie pics of myself..? I mean...I take showers
>EVERY day!
TMI.. never mind.
(I was just kidding, for you idiots who can't tell what a joke is.)
Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
On 22 Apr 1998 22:32:56 GMT, anime...@aol.com (Animeg3282) interrupted
my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>>
>>Yeah, you have the word of a 13 year old psychopath.
>::slaps:: I;m NOT A PYCHOPATH!
Well, none of us are "pychopaths", but some of us are "psychopaths". And
speaking of which, I think you may be one...
Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
Wielder of the Mighty Flail
God of Caffeine
One of the Knights Who Say Swarf
User of Coffee Magic
AIM name: JasonMoMW
Unofficial Defender of Anything that needs Defending
Co-defender of Small Girl
Member of the Ellipse Faction.... see?
Holder of 3 Darkkstar Points
Holder of 37 Insanity Points
Holder of 15 Shiny Points
Holder of a Cape Coin, bestowed by Eldrick
Holder of Ash's packet of Smarties
<<<Quotes>>>
"*ahem* To the individual known as "The Man". HEY YOU F______G
PIECE OF S____! YOU'RE A F______ C______ D______S____ IF YOU
HAVE THAT KIND OF F________ ATTITUDE YOU G_______!!!! YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU LIKE???? YOU LIKE IT WITH THE _______________________
F_____________________ C_______________________ D____________
E_________________ R_____________ EATING __________________
CHEESY POOFS AND ____________________________________________
BUSSTOPS WITH __________________________ J___________________
FUZZY WIDDLE ANIMAL KILTS!!! YEAH, YOU!!! YOU F________ LAMER!
<puts hand over microphone> wait, can i say that on the usenet?
NS: You can on this newsgroup.
Cool."
-Edwyn, after "The Man" said RPGs are a waste of time
"Haha, I usually only brush my teeth about once every other day or so, I eat
alot of candy and junk, and I've never had a cavity. And that is because I
am...THE HOLDER OF THE HOLY TEETH OF THE GODS! IMPERVIOUS TO DECAY!!!
YESSS!!! <crack> Aww, ma toof! Aaggg..." -Shinyhat
"Hi! I'm Sailor Edwyn! I kill for love and justice!
And in the name of gratuitous violence, I will punish you!"
-Edwyn, replying to N.S. saying he needs to love, not hate
"Hi! I'm Sailor Unright! I fight for truth, happiness, and the right to throw vials
of deadly acid in the face of my evil enemies!"
-Unright, trying to demonstrate Sailor Moon fan's perkiness
"Well, then, I dont think Sailor Joshua sounds
plausable....but...whatever: "GREEN HAIRED GOO ATTACK!!!". There."
-Joshua, replying to the idea of an AGFF Sailor Day
"Yeah, ICQ really blows. It's stupid how Mirabilis (sp?) put up a bunch of
cows and flowers to make it look all nice and safe, then you find out that
it's SEAL training just to download it, and it's one of the most unsafe
looking windows that's ever been forced on your desktop. It's like holding
a bunch of jagged glass in your hand and saying "now push this up to your
ear, and you'll be able to talk to people." FUCK YOU ICQ!!!"
-Neptune Salad, hating ICQ
"reading this newsgroup to get information is like trying to fill
your daily reccomendation of Vitamin C by eating Skittles." - Unright
"I'll give you a Prozac if you put me in your sig file!"
-Ranma, trying desperately to get in someone's sig
This is from a message wondering if it was possible
for Sephiroth to join your your party in FF VII.
"And when you win, he's beating himself."
-Laughing Vigilante, speaking of Sephiroth
"Eww..sick!!! Over WhAt..???Nake pics of Aeris or
something????EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"
-Small Girl, replying to the above quote from LV
"THE IRONY METER IS OFF THE SCALE!
SHE'S GONNA BLOW, CAPTAIN!
[The sig is laughing at BZ.]"
-NeoAtma, responding to Bahamut Zero
This is from the end of a message Atma posted
after he left.
"[The sig thinks Atma is a hypocrite for posting.]
Oh yeah? Well the sig can goto hell.
[The sig doesn't like that attitude.]
I don't give a damn.
[The sig thinks Atma is being a dickhead again.]
Oh yeah? You wanna see me be a dickhead? <calls the bank and tells them to
no longer allow the sig to withdraw on the expense account.>
[The sig thinks you should at least post an I'm back message if you're gonna
be a weakass bastard about this.]
Fucking sig! I'm not back, I made one post explaining what happened!
<begins choking the sig>
[The sig..... CAN'T BREATHE!]"
-Atma, arguing with the sig
600 posts to AGFF!! Whooo!!
St. Kain
In article <199804222230...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, anime...@aol.com (Animeg3282) wrote:
>>
>>I just realized that many people probably looked at the subject and zoomed in
>>on this post, hoping to find nude pictures of Small Girl. I'm sure that's what
>>Small Girl was doing.
Hmm... I never thought of that. I just blindly stumbled into the thread
assuming someone had come up with a truth about her that they thought was
devastating but probably wasn't.
>::blinks:: why would I want nudie pics of myself..? I mean...I take showers
>EVERY day!
.. I would say TMISG, but I'm sure this is true of most of us. Hopefully,
anyway.
##########
###### ##
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Tomo1657
>>>I just realized that many people probably looked at the subject and zoomed
>in
>>>on this post, hoping to find nude pictures of Small Girl. I'm sure that's
>what
>>>Small Girl was doing.
>
>Hmm... I never thought of that. I just blindly stumbled into the thread
>assuming someone had come up with a truth about her that they thought was
>devastating but probably wasn't.
>
>>::blinks:: why would I want nudie pics of myself..? I mean...I take showers
>>EVERY day!
>
>.. I would say TMISG, but I'm sure this is true of most of us. Hopefully,
>anyway.
I never take showers. I hate showers. I always take a bath. And I don't find
the act very fun. (unless I can persuade Mari to come in with me... which
will be a difficult task)
-Tomo (defending Lenna, Emerada, Nobuo, and his music)
"If the whole world turns against you... I'll still be on your side! Being
alone is lonely, isn't it...?" - Ellie (Xenogears)
Neptune Salsa
Eldrick Tobin <eld...@NoSpam.mindless.com> wrote in article
<359351c5....@192.168.0.1>...
> In the Year of Our Lord 22 Apr 1998 02:15:22 GMT, "Neptune Salsa"
<JnJC...@worldnetspambroiler.att.net> didst speak thusly:
>
> >Tomo1657 <tomo...@aol.com> wrote in article
> ><199804220205...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
till
> >> >->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero
> >till
> >> >->>they're in puberty, usually.
> >> >->
> >> >->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I
started
> >> >liking
> >> >->boys!
> >> >-
> >> >-I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a
lesbian.
> >> >
> >> >Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
> >>
I
> >want to
> >> sing soprano so bad. No comment about sexual preferences if I really
do.
> >
> >If I became a woman, I'd never leave my room...
> >
> >Nep
>
> There has to be more to life than masturbation...
I didn't say that I do, all the time.
> unless that wouldn't be what you were doing...
Not just that...
Nep
Gregory Cook
On Wed, 22 Apr 1998 20:26:42 GMT, eld...@NoSpam.mindless.com (Eldrick
Tobin) wrote:
-In the Year of Our Lord 22 Apr 1998 03:12:19 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) didst speak thusly:
-
->G Fox Cook wrote:
->
->>On 21 Apr 1998 22:40:52 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) wrote:
->>
->>-Small Girl wrote:
->>-
->>->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
->>->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
->>->>they're in puberty, usually.
->>->
->>->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
->>liking
->>->boys!
->>-
->>-I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
->>
->>Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
->
->So you're a homosexual?
-
-Naw... he's just saying that he'd screw anything that moved if he was girl.
-
-ObTifaSlam: Just like Tifa does ;)
:::shooting off Eldrick's balls with my twin AK-47s:::
Your little Ob thingie didn't protect you. I suggest you never defame
Tifa again.
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Gregory Cook
On Thu, 23 Apr 1998 00:28:55 GMT, m-sm...@nwu.edu.DeathToSpam (St.
Kain) wrote:
-In article <199804222230...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, anime...@aol.com (Animeg3282) wrote:
->>
->>I just realized that many people probably looked at the subject and zoomed in
->>on this post, hoping to find nude pictures of Small Girl. I'm sure that's what
->>Small Girl was doing.
-
-Hmm... I never thought of that. I just blindly stumbled into the thread
-assuming someone had come up with a truth about her that they thought was
-devastating but probably wasn't.
-
->::blinks:: why would I want nudie pics of myself..? I mean...I take showers
->EVERY day!
-
-.. I would say TMISG, but I'm sure this is true of most of us. Hopefully,
-anyway.
Yes, but we don't post about it. Even *I* never posted about it.
TMISG. #;-}>
--
Neo Atma Weapon 3:16
Joshua Kaufman wrote in message <353D55...@emai.uc.edu>...
>Gregory Cook wrote:
>>
>> On 21 Apr 1998 22:40:52 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) wrote:
>>
>> -Small Girl wrote:
>> -
>> ->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
>> ->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
>> ->>they're in puberty, usually.
>> ->
>> ->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
liking
>> ->boys!
>> -
>> -I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
>>
>> Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
>
>You know, sometimes I feel like I'm a lesbian trapped in a guy's body...
>
You know, sometimes I feel like I'm an Arch-Angel of Death trapped in a
human's body...
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Lightning flashed and thunder roared. Winds howled through the lands
like banshees hell-bent on stealing our souls. Amid this madness,said these words about the Dark Sword of Chaos:
>
>Joshua Kaufman wrote in message <353D55...@emai.uc.edu>...
>>Gregory Cook wrote:
>>>
>>> On 21 Apr 1998 22:40:52 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) wrote:
>>>
>>> -Small Girl wrote:
>>> -
>>> ->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
>>> ->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
>>> ->>they're in puberty, usually.
>>> ->
>>> ->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
>liking
>>> ->boys!
>>> -
>>> -I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
>>>
>>> Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
>>
>>You know, sometimes I feel like I'm a lesbian trapped in a guy's body...
>>
>
>You know, sometimes I feel like I'm an Arch-Angel of Death trapped in a
>human's body...
You know, sometimes I feel like a rabid monkey is trying to climb out
of my kidneys.
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On Thu, 23 Apr 1998 02:52:03 GMT, gfox...@rice.edu (Gregory Cook) wrote:
>On Wed, 22 Apr 1998 20:26:42 GMT, eld...@NoSpam.mindless.com (Eldrick
>Tobin) wrote:
>
>-In the Year of Our Lord 22 Apr 1998 03:12:19 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) didst speak thusly:
>-
>->G Fox Cook wrote:
>->
>->>On 21 Apr 1998 22:40:52 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) wrote:
>->>
>->>-Small Girl wrote:
>->>-
>->>->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
>->>->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
>->>->>they're in puberty, usually.
>->>->
>->>->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
>->>liking
>->>->boys!
>->>-
>->>-I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
>->>
>->>Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
>->
>->So you're a homosexual?
>-
>-Naw... he's just saying that he'd screw anything that moved if he was girl.
>-
>-ObTifaSlam: Just like Tifa does ;)
>
>:::shooting off Eldrick's balls with my twin AK-47s:::
>
>Your little Ob thingie didn't protect you. I suggest you never defame
>Tifa again.
Tifa is fooey.
(heh)
Eldrick Tobin
In the Year of Our Lord Thu, 23 Apr 1998 02:52:03 GMT, gfox...@rice.edu (Gregory Cook) didst speak thusly:
Well since I don't give a rats butt what happens today they are still attached
-like I'll ever need them or anything-
and for what it's worth I didn't put any feeling into it... just being another steer
in the big herd of defilers.
*shrug* Sorry.
And if I do so what... if she leaps out of the game and beats the shit out of me so be it.
*shrug*
/Not in a good mood currently
Eldrick Tobin
In the Year of Our Lord 23 Apr 1998 02:40:24 GMT, "Neptune Salsa" <JnJC...@worldnetspambroiler.att.net> didst speak thusly:
>Eldrick Tobin <eld...@NoSpam.mindless.com> wrote in article
><359351c5....@192.168.0.1>...
>> In the Year of Our Lord 22 Apr 1998 02:15:22 GMT, "Neptune Salsa"
><JnJC...@worldnetspambroiler.att.net> didst speak thusly:
>>
>> >Tomo1657 <tomo...@aol.com> wrote in article
>> ><199804220205...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
>> >> >->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out
>till
>> >> >->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero
>> >till
>> >> >->>they're in puberty, usually.
>> >> >->
>> >> >->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I
>started
>> >> >liking
>> >> >->boys!
>> >> >-
>> >> >-I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a
>lesbian.
>> >> >
>> >> >Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
>> >>
>> >> If I get reincarnated, I really want to become a girl... just because
>I
>> >want to
>> >> sing soprano so bad. No comment about sexual preferences if I really
>do.
>> >
>> >If I became a woman, I'd never leave my room...
>> >
>> >Nep
>>
>> There has to be more to life than masturbation...
>
>I didn't say that I do, all the time.
>
Ah... thought that was what you were saying... "If I was a woman I'd never
leave my room <I'd be in there masturbating>" sorry... my bad and all... didn't
mean to insinuate.
>> unless that wouldn't be what you were doing...
>
>Not just that...
Ah okay cool :)
>
>Nep
Neptune Salsa
Neo Rubicant <ho...@needs.more.beer.com> wrote in article
<35426e1d....@enews.newsguy.com>...
> Lightning flashed and thunder roared. Winds howled through the lands
> like banshees hell-bent on stealing our souls. Amid this madness,
> "Neo Atma Weapon 3:16" <Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com>
> said these words about the Dark Sword of Chaos:
>
> >
> >>Gregory Cook wrote:
> >>>
> >>> On 21 Apr 1998 22:40:52 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) wrote:
> >>>
> >>> -Small Girl wrote:
> >>> -
> >>> ->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out
till
> >>> ->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero
till
> >>> ->>they're in puberty, usually.
> >>> ->
> >>> ->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I
started
> >liking
> >>> ->boys!
> >>> -
> >>> -I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a
lesbian.
> >>>
> >>> Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
> >>
> >>You know, sometimes I feel like I'm a lesbian trapped in a guy's
body...
> >>
> >
> >You know, sometimes I feel like I'm an Arch-Angel of Death trapped in a
> >human's body...
>
> of my kidneys.
Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't. Almond Joy's got nuts,
Mounds don't, because, sometimes you feel like a Almond Joy, and sometimes
you Mounds.....
Nep
Eldrick Tobin
In the Year of Our Lord Thu, 23 Apr 1998 04:21:28 GMT, gfox...@rice.edu (Gregory Cook) didst speak thusly:
>On Thu, 23 Apr 1998 00:28:55 GMT, m-sm...@nwu.edu.DeathToSpam (St.
>Kain) wrote:
>
>-In article <199804222230...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, anime...@aol.com (Animeg3282) wrote:
>->>
>->>I just realized that many people probably looked at the subject and zoomed in
>->>on this post, hoping to find nude pictures of Small Girl. I'm sure that's what
>->>Small Girl was doing.
>-
>-Hmm... I never thought of that. I just blindly stumbled into the thread
>-assuming someone had come up with a truth about her that they thought was
>-devastating but probably wasn't.
>-
>->::blinks:: why would I want nudie pics of myself..? I mean...I take showers
>->EVERY day!
>-
>-.. I would say TMISG, but I'm sure this is true of most of us. Hopefully,
>-anyway.
>
>Yes, but we don't post about it. Even *I* never posted about it.
>
>TMISG. #;-}>
Nah... a TMI would be... *turns on the generic anime girl name generator*
Ami... Kintaro...
Okay... let's write a TMI of Ami Kintaro.
A.K: Um... okay...
Shhhh not yet... just be puppet-like
A.K: That mean you are going to...
NO WAY!
A.K: Aw fiddlesticks.
Whatever... Ami steps into the shower... and here is the scene... from Ami Kintaros perspective.
[
Let's see turn on the water...check the temperature... undress... oh godfs am I hot...
I love looking at myself.
]
Ami Kintaro being an Anime girl has fallen upon herself in a mad passionate 1 person
sex orgy... and can no longer continue to help in this post... oh well.
*the Scene closes with the Narrator closing the door right before Ami K. begins
trying to find something to play with... like him.*
(For the Record Ami has Dark Red... almost black hair... tan skin and is 38 22 34
she does not dye her hair... as could be noted when the towel dropped and is a budding
18 year old who stands somewhere in height between Aeka and Ryoko)
Ami: *from the other room* Oh god YEEEEESSSS!
Keep it down... I'm narrating...
Now had she said she did something like that everytime she went into the shower you
could then TMI her... but she only said she takes a shower everyday... not a TMI
offense... like this whole post probably was.
Be well... or failing that... FILL THAT BOBDAMNED WASTE BASKET!!! FILL IT!!!!
Eldrick Tobin
In the Year of Our Lord Wed, 22 Apr 1998 22:59:05 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons) didst speak thusly:
>On 22 Apr 1998 22:32:56 GMT, anime...@aol.com (Animeg3282) interrupted
>my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>
>>>
>>>Yeah, you have the word of a 13 year old psychopath.
>
>>::slaps:: I;m NOT A PYCHOPATH!
>
>Well, none of us are "pychopaths", but some of us are "psychopaths". And
>speaking of which, I think you may be one...
You call that being a Defender... HANG YOUR HEAD in SHAME!
*walks over by Small Girl* It's okay... they didn't mean it.
*looks up at the slanderers and a sparkle catches his eye for just a second.*
Gregory Cook
On Thu, 23 Apr 1998 15:32:58 GMT, eld...@NoSpam.mindless.com (Eldrick
Tobin) wrote:
-In the Year of Our Lord Thu, 23 Apr 1998 02:52:03 GMT, gfox...@rice.edu (Gregory Cook) didst speak thusly:
-
->On Wed, 22 Apr 1998 20:26:42 GMT, eld...@NoSpam.mindless.com (Eldrick
->Tobin) wrote:
->
->-In the Year of Our Lord 22 Apr 1998 03:12:19 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) didst speak thusly:
->-
->->G Fox Cook wrote:
->->
->->>On 21 Apr 1998 22:40:52 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) wrote:
->->>
->->>-Small Girl wrote:
->->>-
->->>->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
->->>->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
->->>->>they're in puberty, usually.
->->>->
->->>->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
->->>liking
->->>->boys!
->->>-
->->>-I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
->->>
->->>Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
->->
->->So you're a homosexual?
->-
->-Naw... he's just saying that he'd screw anything that moved if he was girl.
->-
->-ObTifaSlam: Just like Tifa does ;)
->
->:::shooting off Eldrick's balls with my twin AK-47s:::
->
->Your little Ob thingie didn't protect you. I suggest you never defame
->Tifa again.
-
-Well since I don't give a rats butt what happens today they are still attached
-
--like I'll ever need them or anything-
-
-and for what it's worth I didn't put any feeling into it... just being another steer
-in the big herd of defilers.
-
-
-*shrug* Sorry.
-
-
-And if I do so what... if she leaps out of the game and beats the shit out of me so be it.
-*shrug*
If she were to do that, you'd feel it a LOT more strongly than my
cyberbullets...
T from Dana: 10 Magic Points
Gregory Cook
On Thu, 23 Apr 1998 15:24:06 GMT, dark...@calgary.crosswinds.net
(Seb) wrote:
-Tifa is fooey.
-
-(heh)
"Who said that?!?!"
Greg turned away from Eldrick, who was lying on the floor, screaming,
and clutching at his crotch. His eyes found those of the unknown Tifa
defiler.
"SEB!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!" Greg cried out as he brought his AK-47s to
bear. He let loose a entire magazine into Reno's pelvic region.
"... when will the madness stop!?!?!" he asked no one in particular as
he left the room, leaving Reno and Eldrick behind with their pain.
Gregory Cook
On Thu, 23 Apr 1998 16:37:11 GMT, ho...@needs.more.beer.com (Neo
Rubicant) wrote:
-Lightning flashed and thunder roared. Winds howled through the lands
-like banshees hell-bent on stealing our souls. Amid this madness,
-"Neo Atma Weapon 3:16" <Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com>
-said these words about the Dark Sword of Chaos:
-
->
->Joshua Kaufman wrote in message <353D55...@emai.uc.edu>...
->>Gregory Cook wrote:
->>>
->>> On 21 Apr 1998 22:40:52 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) wrote:
->>>
->>> -Small Girl wrote:
->>> -
->>> ->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
->>> ->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
->>> ->>they're in puberty, usually.
->>> ->
->>> ->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
->liking
->>> ->boys!
->>> -
->>> -I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
->>>
->>> Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
->>
->>You know, sometimes I feel like I'm a lesbian trapped in a guy's body...
->>
->
->You know, sometimes I feel like I'm an Arch-Angel of Death trapped in a
->human's body...
-
-You know, sometimes I feel like a rabid monkey is trying to climb out
-of my kidneys.
You know, sometimes I feel like I should take a hallucinogen before I
read AGFF...
Neptune Salsa
Paradox
Gregory Cook <gfox...@rice.edu> wrote in article
<35489781...@news.prodigy.net>...
You know, sometimes I feel like I've already taken a hallucinogen when I
read AGFF....
--
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Hope springs eternal!
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shot now."
-Zaphod Beeblebrox
"I don't suffer from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it."
"It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because
there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every
one of them is inahabited. Therefore, there mst be a finite number of
inhabited worlds. Any finite nmber divided by infinity is as near to
nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in
the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the
population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may
meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination."
-The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy
Gregory Cook
On 23 Apr 1998 20:28:21 GMT, "Neptune Salsa"
<JnJC...@worldnetspambroiler.att.net> wrote:
-TMIG
This isn't a TMI post, you idiot. I shot off his genitals for defiling
Tifa. No one has EVER said TMI to that before, and just for that...
:::shooting Nep in the crotch:::
Nptune Salsa
> On 23 Apr 1998 20:28:21 GMT, "Neptune Salsa"
> <JnJC...@worldnetspambroiler.att.net> wrote:
>
> -TMIG
>
> This isn't a TMI post, you idiot. I shot off his genitals for defiling
> Tifa. No one has EVER said TMI to that before, and just for that...
>
> :::shooting Nep in the crotch:::
Testicular Defibrillation may be in order on this one.
Nep
Seb
Do you have a shoot-people-who-insult-Tifa-in-the-crotch fetich?
Eldrick Tobin
In the Year of Our Lord 23 Apr 1998 20:28:21 GMT, "Neptune Salsa" <JnJC...@worldnetspambroiler.att.net> didst speak thusly:
>TMIG
Shut up Nep... this is not an instance.
*sigh* No... don't shut up... sorry... but this is not an instance.
//Not in a good mood currently... still not better...
/"And nothing else matters..."
Eldrick Tobin
In the Year of Our Lord Thu, 23 Apr 1998 20:59:01 GMT, gfox...@rice.edu (Gregory Cook) didst speak thusly:
>On 23 Apr 1998 20:28:21 GMT, "Neptune Salsa"
><JnJC...@worldnetspambroiler.att.net> wrote:
>
>-TMIG
>
>This isn't a TMI post, you idiot. I shot off his genitals for defiling
>Tifa. No one has EVER said TMI to that before, and just for that...
>
>:::shooting Nep in the crotch:::
*looks up, sees that, shrugs, and walks off*
Eldrick Tobin
In the Year of Our Lord Thu, 23 Apr 1998 19:32:32 GMT, gfox...@rice.edu (Gregory Cook) didst speak thusly:
Actually I would be too relieved at you doing me a favor that I would have
left the room skipping.
Not that I give 2 hoots about your removal by gunfire of my privates.
Hoot. See I could only muster one hoot.
<paraphrased from Afterlife... Lucasarts>
> His eyes found those of the unknown Tifa
>defiler.
>
>"SEB!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!" Greg cried out as he brought his AK-47s to
>bear. He let loose a entire magazine into Reno's pelvic region.
>
>"... when will the madness stop!?!?!" he asked no one in particular as
>he left the room, leaving Reno and Eldrick behind with their pain.
I'm always left with pain. I've carried it since I saw my first pet toad die
and it has just gotten heavier over the years as more and more important things
have died on me.
Eldrick Tobin
In the Year of Our Lord Thu, 23 Apr 1998 19:33:10 GMT, gfox...@rice.edu (Gregory Cook) didst speak thusly:
Naw... too numb. I'd yawn if I was getting my ass kicked right now.
ATM if the girl of my dreams walked up to me I'd brush her off.
Of course the girl of my dreams would see me and know not to bother me atm...
and would bring her persistance to my attention later...
when I'm happy enough to receive happiness.
*shrug*
Eldrick Tobin
In the Year of Our Lord 23 Apr 1998 17:32:56 GMT, "Neptune Salsa" <JnJC...@worldnetspambroiler.att.net> didst speak thusly:
>Neo Rubicant <ho...@needs.more.beer.com> wrote in article
><35426e1d....@enews.newsguy.com>...
>> Lightning flashed and thunder roared. Winds howled through the lands
>> like banshees hell-bent on stealing our souls. Amid this madness,
>> "Neo Atma Weapon 3:16" <Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com>
>> said these words about the Dark Sword of Chaos:
>>
>> >
>> >Joshua Kaufman wrote in message <353D55...@emai.uc.edu>...
>> >>Gregory Cook wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> On 21 Apr 1998 22:40:52 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> -Small Girl wrote:
>> >>> -
>> >>> ->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out
>till
>> >>> ->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero
>till
>> >>> ->>they're in puberty, usually.
>> >>> ->
>> >>> ->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I
>started
>> >liking
>> >>> ->boys!
>> >>> -
>> >>> -I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a
>lesbian.
>> >>>
>> >>> Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
>> >>
>> >>You know, sometimes I feel like I'm a lesbian trapped in a guy's
>body...
>> >>
>> >
>> >You know, sometimes I feel like I'm an Arch-Angel of Death trapped in a
>> >human's body...
>>
>> You know, sometimes I feel like a rabid monkey is trying to climb out
>> of my kidneys.
>
>Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't. Almond Joy's got nuts,
>Mounds don't, because, sometimes you feel like a Almond Joy, and sometimes
>you Mounds.....
>
>Nep
<Nep> Bad variable replacement.</Nep>
Since Almond Joy = nut and mounds = no nuts or doesn't have any nuts... that is what you should replace with. especially as Almond Joy and Mounds both are just items from the array candy bar.
better to use the values... than to just restate the variables.
Certainly one could say
X+Y=Z
X=2
Y=3
.:Z=5 or X+Y=5
but it's always better to go with the answer that makes the math teacher go balistic...
so do 2+3=5, and make the damn fragger guess what is what ;)
Like if I had a forest strickly for my own paper usage... anytime an answer came up as E=MC^2
I'd write it out... my punishment to them for making me show my work in the first place.
I'm not in a math class currently... or I'd put this to good use.
Neptune Salsa
Seb <dark...@calgary.crosswinds.net> wrote in article
<3540a4f7...@news.direct.ca>...
Fetish. And, apparently so.
Nep
Neptune Salsa
Gregory Cook
On Fri, 24 Apr 1998 15:07:41 GMT, dark...@calgary.crosswinds.net
(Seb) wrote:
-On Thu, 23 Apr 1998 19:32:32 GMT, gfox...@rice.edu (Gregory Cook) wrote:
-
->On Thu, 23 Apr 1998 15:24:06 GMT, dark...@calgary.crosswinds.net
->(Seb) wrote:
->
->-On Thu, 23 Apr 1998 02:52:03 GMT, gfox...@rice.edu (Gregory Cook) wrote:
->-
->->On Wed, 22 Apr 1998 20:26:42 GMT, eld...@NoSpam.mindless.com (Eldrick
->->Tobin) wrote:
->->
->->-In the Year of Our Lord 22 Apr 1998 03:12:19 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) didst speak thusly:
->->-
->->->G Fox Cook wrote:
->->->
->->->>On 21 Apr 1998 22:40:52 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) wrote:
->->->>
->->->>-Small Girl wrote:
->->->>-
->->->>->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
->->->>->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
->->->>->>they're in puberty, usually.
->->->>->
->->->>->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
->->->>liking
->->->>->boys!
->->->>-
->->->>-I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
->->->>
->->->>Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
->->->
->->->So you're a homosexual?
->->-
->->-Naw... he's just saying that he'd screw anything that moved if he was girl.
->->-
->->-ObTifaSlam: Just like Tifa does ;)
->->
->->:::shooting off Eldrick's balls with my twin AK-47s:::
->->
->->Your little Ob thingie didn't protect you. I suggest you never defame
->->Tifa again.
->-
->-Tifa is fooey.
->-
->-(heh)
->
->"Who said that?!?!"
->
->Greg turned away from Eldrick, who was lying on the floor, screaming,
->and clutching at his crotch. His eyes found those of the unknown Tifa
->defiler.
->
->"SEB!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!" Greg cried out as he brought his AK-47s to
->bear. He let loose a entire magazine into Reno's pelvic region.
->
->"... when will the madness stop!?!?!" he asked no one in particular as
->he left the room, leaving Reno and Eldrick behind with their pain.
-
-Do you have a shoot-people-who-insult-Tifa-in-the-crotch fetich?
No, it's the best way I can think for making Tifa defilers suffer for
their crimes.
Killing them wouldn't be punishment enough, seeing as how they
wouldn't feel enough pain...
webrunner
While in a crazy fit of insanity, Neo Rubicant wrote an article known as
<35426e1d....@enews.newsguy.com> by the computer on the date of
Thu, 23 Apr 1998 16:37:11 GMT. This article included the following
information:
> You know, sometimes I feel like a rabid monkey is trying to climb out
> of my kidneys.
Thats going in the sig.
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something...
"I'm a monkey. And I'm my own grandpa." - Billy Callis
"A boat, a cake, or something to comb your wood with." - Neo Rubicant
web1ner: How big _is_ your sig, anyway?
NeoAtma: 19790 bytes.
NeoAtma: Try having to upload it 100 times a day.
Cronus definatly is not made swarfs except function of the screw used to
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On Thu, 23 Apr 1998 19:33:10 GMT, a message written in blood was found
with gfox...@rice.edu (Gregory Cook)'s body nearby. It said:
:On Thu, 23 Apr 1998 15:32:58 GMT, eld...@NoSpam.mindless.com (Eldrick
Yeah. He'd catch an STD.
Neo Rufus, formely Rufus and Lord Albrecht
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A Brief Word On Filks....
A filk is the changed lyrics of
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Belthasar's Ride
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By: Belthasar
Co-written by: Rufus
Sung to: "How bizzare"
Performed by: COM (yes, it's a pun.)
A Belthufus Joint.©
Traveling through the cosmos
in the epoch that he sails..
At times he is light-hearted
at times he's tough as nails.
He's the Guru yes the Guru
and he know's just where you dwell.
He's kickin ass and takin names....
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Belthasar.
CHORUS:
Belthasar, Belthasar...
Crashed the Epoch,
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Ooooh baby!
(Oooh Babyyyy!)
One time he went crazy!
(One time he went crazyyyy!)
Everywhere he warped around..
(Everywhere he warped aroundddd..)
Everywhere he warped around..
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He screamed out NU!!!!
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When The Saints Come Fragging In
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A Quake2 Holy Wars Filk
A Belthufus Joint.©
Sung To: When The Saints Come Marching In
Oh, when the saints..
Oh, when the saints..
Oh, when the saints come fragging in..
Oh, I want to be in that Quake game..
When the saints come fragging in...
Neo Atma Weapon 3:16
Eldrick Tobin wrote in message <3596529a....@192.168.0.1>...
>In the Year of Our Lord Wed, 22 Apr 1998 04:45:17 -0500, "Neo Atma Weapon
3:16" <Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com> didst speak thusly:
>
>>
>>Ultimax wrote in message <353DAE8B...@hartford.crosswinds.net>...
>>>
>>>
>>>DemonWall wrote:
>>>
>>>> G Fox Cook wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >On 21 Apr 1998 22:40:52 GMT, demo...@aol.com (DemonWall) wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> >-Small Girl wrote:
>>>> >-
>>>> >->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out
till
>>>> >->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero
>>till
>>>> >->>they're in puberty, usually.
>>>> >->
>>>> >->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I
started
>>>> >liking
>>>> >->boys!
>>>> >-
>>>> >-I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a
lesbian.
>>>> >
>>>> >Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
>>>>
>>>> So you're a homosexual?
>>>
>>>Why the hell are you so interested in Greg's sexual preference?
>>>
>>
>>I have nothing to say, I just wish to express my disgust at what is being
>>implied here.
>
>Well before DemonWall came in it was that half the people in this thread
would
>like to be girls and bi... I guess because then they'd have the best of
everything
>or something.
>
>Is that what you find disturbing?
>
No, what I find disturbing is the thought of Demonwall and Greg....
"together"... <shudders>
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trash....the bastards...they never care about the cup...it's just
"oooh we'll put the urine in the fancy smancy glass tube, that'll be
great." and to hell with the cup...nobody even mentions the
cup...nobody thinks "maybe the cup would like the urine rinsed out?
maybe it would like to be used again? to know it is still needed?"
noooo, of course not. let's all look at the pretty little tube.
shiny little glass tube. who cares about the cup. the cup we use and
throw away like some five dollar whore. do they ever think about the
cup? do they? no. if someone did mention the cup, they wouldn't
care. well what about the cup??? it did it's duty so now it does't
matter?? what the hell kind of treatment is that??? it's a damn cup,
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"How 'bout some ANL?" - Reno "I hope you didn't just misspell something." -
Vincent
"No kidding. If I had female legs, all I'd do all day is sit in my bed with
them bent in front of me, and just run my hands up and down my thighs...
ohhhh.... baby...." - GFox, after the sick fuck read a thread and was
getting hot with himself
"the image of me having oral sex with a dingo is at least a BIT unholy!" -
Belthasar
"Defendering AOL huh? i dont think Johnny Cochrin could..." - Deuch66
"reading this newsgroup to get information is like trying to fill your daily
reccomendation of Vitamin C by eating Skittles." - Unright
"Yep.. And your "unsubscribe" button is OUR friend..." - X, after a newbie
was told the shift key was his friend
"Write! Write! Let the bitch die!!" - Joshua after reading someone's idea
of a fanfic where Tifa dies instead of Aeris
"I'm a virgin. I've got to remedy this malady however possible." - Kain
"Man, them's good eatin'. I like eating 'em right in the mouth, I like
eating 'em a little slow, letting them melt in my mouth a bit. And
sometimes I just stick one on my tongue, let it melt a bit, push it against
the roof of my mouth, but don't use my teeth, slowly let it get spread out
between my tongue and the roof... and then all the flavor just pours out." -
GFox
"Ahem.... *what* did you say? Yeah, maybe she DOES have some
sort of extremist attitude. She's louder than Aeris, she's
dumber than Tifa, and she's a bitch that sneaks materia and
gold from you in the game. Sure, she might have more personality... but it's
not any GOOD personality!!!!" - Arcana, referring the vile bitch that is
Yuffie
"Frankly, I wish the sun would hurry up and supernova, take out the Earth.
And hopefully, on a life-supporting planet in some other star system
somewhere, a much more... intelligent form of "intelligent" life is
developing to bring some sort of... I dunno, warmth to the coldness of the
vacuum... (sigh)" - GFox
"Sportsmanship? What a load of crap. Don't preach your morality to me!
Steve Austin doesn't have any compassion. You want mercy? Take your ass to
church." - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
"It's just a joke item. Much like Tifa." - Reno
"I've decided to take Pigwalk's advice and become a lesbian" - Night Angel
"The monsters here are scary, and I can't find my way out... I'm about to
cry..." - Gilgamesh
"Go to hell. Go directly to hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200." -
Edwyn
"Are you trying to say that Tifa's a slut? You are so very wrong. Just
give her twenty bucks and she'll change your mind." - Timo Suave
"That's the thing about GFox' posts. You're happily reading through AGFF,
then suddenly his posts roll around and sit there screaming "EWWWWWWWW!" so
loud he could hear you if he were on Pluto." - Kain
"I also love Shadow. He has a very emotional past and is very
developed and has that...dark feel. Remember that Seinfeld episode
where George doesn't want Jerry to be funny so George could seem
funnier? So Jerry starts to act like he has no emotions and George's
girlfriend becomes attracted to him because of his darkness...Its
sorta like that" - Marcus
"It just feels like I am part of One Big, Dysfunctional, Psycotic, Homicial,
Suidical, Barbacidal, Sadistic, Pathetic, Perverted, Eccentric, Happy
Family. Thanks." - Belthasar
"64DD sounds like Tifa's bra size..." - X
"Funny you should mention this. I may have mentioned this before, but the
guy who lived in the room next to me last year said the following
conversation took place in his ninth grade health class:
Teacher: Blah blah blah and so semen is made mostly of sugars blah blah
blah. Question?
Girl at back of room: Then why does it taste so salty?
<Girl realizes what she has just said and runs out of the room in horror.
Class members fall out of their chairs laughing or roll their eyes in
disgust. I'm fairly sure the guy in the room next to me fell into the first
category.>" - Kain, proving he is in fact, infected with GFS
"ok, atma, now youve gone too far. i can take a flame war. i can take
trolls. i can take cypher. but the spice girls? isnt the hand that youre
holding that with dissolving from its evil powers as we speak?" - Rick
Healey
"You forget that Atma is almost as evil as the Scheiss Whores. Thus he is
immune to their horrific horrificness." - Kain, in reply to the last quote
from Rick
"NeoAtma: Ahhh, life is grand... I just tricked an AOL defender into saying
all AOLers are trolls...
Belthasar1: Thats the one good thing about idiots. you can play sadistic
games with them." - An IM conversation between Belthasar and myself
"Cuz yer a uncool imbacile. You can't get along with people. You can't
function with people. You need to be NICE to people. You always wanna hurt
somebody, you always wanna kill somebody. Try lovin somebody." - The sissy
voice of Grandmaster Hypocrite, and convicted rapist Mike Tyson, only months
after being banned from boxing for attempting to bite off someone's ear
"The family that slays together stays together" - Linda
"This will probably be a religion someday, the Aeris revivalists worshiping
Aeris and Ben Lansing, cursing Square for killing off their favorite
character, and sacrificing themselves in hopes that a new version with Aeris
revivable will be made." - Gilbe
"Actually i see how that can be a valid case. If a younger person were to
get 3rd degree burns, and couldn't walk well for the rest of their life,
they'd lose ALOT in wages, probably the millions. But for a 80 year old on
welfare? She aint doin no heavy lifting anyway? Just give her 40 bucks and
some fake dentures." - Pigwalk in reply to a thread about that old woman
that sued McDonalds after burnning herself with hot coffee
"you get Interceptor to lick Sieggy's balls on the ghost train" -
Animeg3282
"It's just the right shape for sucking while reading AGFF" - Animeg3282
"Whoever you are, you fucker, make the most of this weekend, 'cause it's the
last one you'll ever see....it's as plain as a pig's arse, and as ugly, that
you are casting aspertions upon Mary, Rachel, and me." - Linda after Timo
said something that I'm not gonna quote
"I've never had any cybersex but I think Greg said he had a couple of times,
only he didn't say what happened exactly." - Linda
"If Greg ever explained exactly what happened, Atma would kill him, bring
him back to life, and kill him again." - Rob, in response to Linda's above
comment
">>Kain: *phew*
>>
>>I'll just send her to you naked.
>>
>>Kain: WHAT!?!?!?
>
><Kain slams his windows shut, draws the curtains, throws a sign saying
"Danger -
>Bubonic Plague" on the door, and slams it and locks it>
>
>Try and get past THAT, so-called Rob! :)
You truly are naive, aren't you, Kain? Tifa doesn't give a damn
whether you have the Black Plague or not; she already has enough
terminal social diseases as it is. You're going to have to try harder
than that..." - A thread where Rob attempts to send Tifa to Kain
"I got the feeling that Vincent was high most of the adventure. He seemed to
hide in the corner of Highwind most of the time; he was probably shooting up
Mako or something." - Mark
"Besides, when you don't push for sex, the girl ends up pushing YOU for it.
That's a rather nice feeling. Why just today, an hour ago, Alli calls me up
and she's horny and... well, I won't say anything more about what we just
spent 45 minutes doing. #;-}>" - Greg
"Wow! Fascinating! I never knew the chemical reactions between the former
contents of my stomach and the contents of my wastebasket could be so
vigorous! Thanks for this glorious insight into the reactions of organic and
non-organic materials, GFox." - Kain's response to Greg's above comment
"A)Alli gets Herpes in the mouth from eating Tifa.
B)Greg devlelops anal warts from sleeping with Tifa
C) Greg also gets Syphalis, Mano, and many others.
D) Tifa dumps them both, goes to work as a biological weapon for Saddam
Hussien.
E) Wyvern laughs Ha! Ha! Ha!" - Wyvern in a reply to Greg when he was
talking about how he had a "threesome" with Allison and Tifa
"Atma doesn't accept friends. He just has people he doesn't hate as much as
other people." - Edwyn
"When I say "whatever" I usually mean "DIE GREG DIE!!!!!
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!"" - Neptune Salad
"CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG???? No? Okay, just making sure." - Mr Psycohed
"Die you evil toad!" - Aerith07
"Hmph! I feel left out. I'm the only one that hasn't gotten into anyone's
sig yet!" - JVoovits 3
"Death City.. hey look, it's initials are "DC". heh.." - Bahamut ZERO
"I saw the Hart Family Tree. I tried to cut it down." - Jerry "The King"
Lawler
"I don't hate Atma. I hate his .sig that crashes my modem all the time." -
Tomo
--- NOTICE ---
Any persons wishing to copy quotes from this sig may do so at any time.
Join the holy order of bandwidth wasting!
--- There's X many kinds of people sayings ---
There's two kinds of people in this world.
Those who say there's two kinds of people in the world, and those who don't.
There's three kinds of people in this world.
Those who can count, and those who can't.
there are two kinds of people in this world.
the righteous, and the unrighteous.
the righteous do the dividing, but the unrighteous are ion charge of
implementing it.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those that are normal and those
that divide people into two groups.
(Am I missing any? Of course I am. Add your favorite "There's X many kinds
of people" sayings now. Remember, the more I get, the more
bandwidth we'll waste!)
--- Trolls make Dumbass Comments ---
"People aren't overwhelmingly in favor of my opinions because I was labeled
a troll by Atma when I started posting my pro-Nintendo argument." -
DemonWall, trying to convince himself that people are only pro-PSX because I
make them that way
"This is why you should truly feel sorry for anyone with a sig that's over a
page long. Especially that atma guy. He's definately lacking in some
department. He's probably impotent or something. And this god of death
stuff? ha... I hate stupid people." - JT, whining after his 300 baud modem
got it's ass kicked by this sig, and he attempted to attack me with his lack
of knowledge of AGFF's title workings
"I have these games for trade(all comes with the manual and the box):
Tombraider2" - JT, who was just days before complaining he HATED Tomb
Raider, and seems to of bought it for some odd reason
--- ??? ---
I bet you thought the sig was over, huh? Well it's still going. What now,
you ask? How about an AGFF quiz?
1. What is the common term for a person between newbie and regular status?
2. When was this newsgroup started?
3. Who is the official FAQ person of AGFF?
4. Who was the first FWAKer?
5. What does FWAK stand for? (The LOGICAL meaning, not the idiotic ones)
6. Who said the following lines: im cypher. i rule.
You're
The weak always strive to be weaker...
I will... kill you!
CLOUD IS REALLY A MACHINE!
7. Who had a sig with over a hundred "yo momma" jokes in it?
8. What do the following stand for: AGFFM (not music), PWI, IIRC, AGKI,
GFS, BZ, NA, BC, NS, FOAD, TMIG
9. Who drew *that* pic?
10. Who is the defender of Yuffie? (Hint: It's not listed in their sig)
11. What (former) reg is known for using a laser gun to kill and never did
his defender job?
12. What is the official name for January's Linda/Atma flame war?
13. Who is the (former) reg who always used to post doomsday messages?
14. Who was voted the favorite reg on Tomo's poll a few months back?
15. What is the domain address of the strange error letters sent to AGFFers
at random?
16. Who was the character in FFVI that was always cussing like a sailor?
17. Last year a flame war erupted on a holiday. Which one?
18. Who was the troll that always used numbers in the place of letters?
19. What reg used to lope off people's heads with a plane when he was a
newbie?
20. Bahamut ZERO always used to have an animal in his sig. What kind of
animal was it?
21. What (former) reg was always obsessed with "ChEEsE"?
22. When Chrono Trigger first came out, there was a rumor of a special
hidden "rock". What color was it suppose to be?
23. What reg was the first newbieverb and what was the newbieverb's name?
24. Who is the original defender of Relm?
25. Who named GFS?
How's that for a quiz? ...... That bad, huh? Well, it was my first try,
gimmie a break. And now for the answers...
--- Answers ---
1. Newgular
2. 1994
3. Nick Zitsmann
4. Eggnog
5. False Wisdom and Knowledge
6. K3wld00d, Guybrush, Magus, St. Ajora, Guybrush
7. Bob
8. alt.games.final-fantasy.meow, Pigwalk Invitational, If I Remember
Correctly, alt.games.killer-instinct, Gfox Syndrome, Bahamut ZERO, Night
Angel, Bologna Cow, Neptune Salad, Fuck Off And Die, Too Much Information
Greg
9. Darksilver
10. Bahamut ZERO
11. X
12. AGFF Civil War
13. Marcus Yu
14. Edwyn
15. gooey.com
16. Relm
17. Christmas Eve
18. K3wld00d
19. Belthasar
20. Dragon
21. aKFeK
22. red rock
23. Pigwalk, Newbiewalk
24. FuSoYa
25. Sean Daugherty
---Notice: The following is not an official record of AGFF. There is no
official AGFF Hall of whatever. Working on this section is slow, if you
don't see your name listed, either I forgot about you, which is possible
since I usually work on the sig when I haven't slept in more than 24 hours,
or I didn't think you deserved to be listed yet.---
AGFF Hall of Fame Members:
Amy Gainsborough:
Though her stay in AGFF was short, this reg managed to make a very lasting
memory. She was so kind and forgiving she was dubbed "The Goddess of
Forgiveness" within a month of coming to AGFF. After a while she became
suicidal after news broke out that she was being abused. She later admitted
it was a hoax to scare the abuser into stopping. After this angered many
people, she left AGFF, hopefully not for good.
Gregory "Gfox" Cook:
No one will ever forget this reg. Since his arrival in AGFF he has had a
disease, GFS (GFox Syndrome) named after him, and made more regs vomit than
anyone else known to exist. The phrase "too much information" has never,
and will never mean anything to him. Though he will never be forgotten for
all his sexual posts, he isn't always like that. Though some of us
certainly may not agree with his way of thinking in situations, he always
managed to come up with an intelligent argument he thought was reasonable in
any serious situation.
Saint Kain Aron Highwind:
Saint Kain will be remembered for alot of reasons. He has lost over 25
gallons of stomach acid into a single trash can at the hands on one of
Gfox's threads before, and will always be remembered as one of the best regs
with the lowest self-esteem. He is the writer of AGFF's longest running
fanfic, The Tale of Kain Aron Highwind. After leaving AGFF for a while, he
was voted AGFF's first Saint before coming back to a group worried sick
about him.
AGFF Hall of Lame Members:
Frostydoom:
Frostydoom is a maggot of a troll and is a blight on existence's record. He
has made many foolish and trollish posts bringing up people's pasts and made
an ass out of himself many times.
Black Mountain:
Black Mountain is a former newgular turned trollfeeder. After a while of
feeding the trolls, he became one himself.
DemonWall:
This is the troll with the worst ASCII art in the history of mankind. It
looks like roadkill and to this day no one is really sure WHAT it is. In
fact, it's the only thing that makes this troll any different from the
common ones such as Whoop Zee.
Neptune Salad
At Wed, 22 Apr 1998 03:09:56 GMT, trying to keep my reputation as
Pussy-whipped Kid of AGFF/ACE93 intact, gfox...@rice.edu (Gregory Cook)
blurted out :
>On 22 Apr 1998 00:15:36 GMT, zw...@aol.com (Zwon) wrote:
>
>-Demonwall wrote:
>-
>->>>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till<BR>
>->>>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till<BR>
>->>>they're in puberty, usually.<BR>
>->><BR>
>->>Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
>->liking<BR>
>->>boys! <BR>
>-><BR>
>->I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.<BR>
>-
>-Exactly! This is what I always say! Why would girls be attracted to MEN?
>-They have... penises! Girls are hot! They have tits and vaginas! Ahh! I
>-don't blame lesbians either!
>
>Yeah, but penises are GOOD for filling vaginas, and if I had a vagina,
>I'd certainly want it filled. And I wouldn't settle for no damned
>dildos, either.
They make a special kind of cement for that...
Well, it's just normal cement, actually. You *can* put a ping-pong ball in
it, though. I just don't want to know how much it will hurt.
N.S.
The God of Seafood
Also The God of Sinister
God of Seafood +
God of Sinister =
God of Sinister Seafood?
Biggest Cecil Adams fan in AGFF
Winner of the DEELEY-BOB award
Official Pussy-whipped Kid of AGFF/ACE93
Get rid of the broiler when replying
AIM name: Neptune Sd
--------------------------------------------------------
(Um, get well soon, Merry. I miss you.)
*Merry quotes (after all, this still *is* the Merrysig)*
"Merry Widow: Waldorf Salad is a fruit salad made with apples...
walnuts... raisins... and ... *gag* mayonnaise. It rocks!
Me: I love it when you talk food to me."
- An AIM conversation with me and Merry
"Did you and Mary have sexual intercourse?"
- a sound clip from Billy Callis
"It's supposed to be "Did you and Merry have sexual intercourse?"
- Billy, interpreting the meaning of the sound
"I'll start an HFW [Hell Flame War] if I get killed."
- Merry Widow
"I just read a post your brother made. Sick little fuck, isn't he?"
- Merry, commenting on my brother's remark about sex and saltine crackers
"*LMFAO* *ROFL* Help! I'm laughing so hard...and I just can't stop..."
Merry's reaction to my love poem to her
"I didn't kill you. The bullet did, and as a final act
of vengeance, it embedded itself in your skull."
- Merry, after she killed me, again...
"Go for it. Let everyone know about the unrequited love you have for me
whilst my computer is away. I'll just come back and kick your ass!"
- Merry
Neptune Salad
At 22 Apr 1998 02:15:22 GMT, trying to keep my reputation as Pussy-whipped Kid
of AGFF/ACE93 intact, "Neptune Salsa" <JnJC...@worldnetspambroiler.att.net>
blurted out :
>Tomo1657 <tomo...@aol.com> wrote in article
><199804220205...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
>> >->>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
>> >->>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero
>till
>> >->>they're in puberty, usually.
>> >->
>> >->Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
>> >liking
>> >->boys!
>> >-
>> >-I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
>> >
>> >Nah, I'd be bi if I were a girl.
>>
>> If I get reincarnated, I really want to become a girl... just because I
>want to
>> sing soprano so bad. No comment about sexual preferences if I really do.
>
>If I became a woman, I'd never leave my room...
>
>Nep
...
If *I* were a woman...
I would die of starvation, just lying on the bed...
with...
Uuuugggghhh!
Never mind.
Tomo1657
>>->>>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out till
>
>>->>>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero till
>
>>->>>they're in puberty, usually.
>
>>->>
>
>>->>Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
>
>>->>boys!
>
>>->
>
>>->I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a lesbian.
>
>>-
>>-Exactly! This is what I always say! Why would girls be attracted to MEN?
>>-They have... penises! Girls are hot! They have tits and vaginas! Ahh! I
>>-don't blame lesbians either!
>>
>>Yeah, but penises are GOOD for filling vaginas, and if I had a vagina,
>>I'd certainly want it filled. And I wouldn't settle for no damned
>>dildos, either.
>
>They make a special kind of cement for that...
>
>
>Well, it's just normal cement, actually. You *can* put a ping-pong ball in
>it, though. I just don't want to know how much it will hurt.
>
>N.S.
But guys! The human species will die off if all females decide to go for only
females!!
-Tomo (defending Lenna, Emerada, Nobuo, and his music)
"If the whole world turns against you... I'll still be on your side! Being
alone is lonely, isn't it...?" - Ellie (Xenogears)
Neptune Salad
At Thu, 23 Apr 1998 19:32:32 GMT, trying to keep my reputation as
>On Thu, 23 Apr 1998 15:24:06 GMT, dark...@calgary.crosswinds.net
Well, I guess *now* couldn't be a better time:
This one is a song about Tifa
Now we call it 'She's got the Jack'
We'd like to give this one to you
*ahem*
She gave me her mind
Then she gave me her body
But it seems to me
That she gave it to anybody
But I made her cry
And I made her scream (scream for me)
[AGFF screams]
I took her high
And I curdled her cream
But how was I to know that she had been there before
She told me she was a virgin
She was number nine, ninety-nine on the clinical list
And I fell in love with the dirty little bitch
She's got the Jack
(I hate to tell you this darling)
I searched her mind
And then I searched her body
...But so did everybody
But she gave me her heart
And she gave me her soul
And a great, big - warn out
Empty hole
But how was I to know it had been filled in before
She said, "Neptune, I've never had the urgency"
She was number nine, ninety-nine on the critical list
And I fell in love with the dirty little bitch
She's got the Jack
(I'll kill her)
(Oh and it hurts)
(I think what she needs ... is a Neptune Salad penicilian)
I swear, that was the *actual* most disgusting song I ever heard. I think
it's better that I changed some of the words (originally it said "Merry, I
never had the urgency," when it was still about Tifa... heh heh... and before
*that* it said "Bon"), and edited out the *really* disgusting part.
(I'm gonna get killed by *two* people for this, I'll bet... and it's fun! I
can't wait to be on the floor, grabbing the area where my crotch was, yelling
and crying. It's what I always dreamed of...)
Eldrick Tobin
When Ami Kintaro was having fun in the shower on, Sat, 25 Apr 1998 19:21:16 GMT, &
Eldrick was peeking thinking she didn't know damn well that he was watching,
mj3...@mindspring.com (Neo Rufus), tapped Eldrick on the shoulder, & said the
following:
Naw I look at Tifa and see a nice kind person... like a sister. I almost can't look
at FF7 Hentai... it's like finding out relatives of yours engage in screwage.
Abraham Simpson: What you don't want me talking about sex? I had Seeeeex.
Homer: *shiver*
I see Aeris as a Younger Sister, and Yuffie as a spoiled really younger sister. Who I
CAN see engaged in screwage... if for no other reason than that she might get married
and leave the house.
--
Eldrick Tobin (Jason F. Long to some)
Slayer of Algus and Dycedarg (so I like the parts where they die... they're bastards!)
Ami Kintaro
When Eldrick was having a shower on, Sat, 25 Apr 1998 19:21:16 GMT, & Ami was peeking
and masturbating knowing he didn't know damn well that she was watching,
mj3...@mindspring.com (Neo Rufus), tapped Ami K. on the shoulder, & said the
following:
>On Thu, 23 Apr 1998 19:33:10 GMT, a message written in blood was found
And Why would he let Tifa have him when he has ME? Hmmm?
Better change this stuff back before Eldrick finds out...
What did it say before... something about him... watching me... in the shower...
masturbating...
*she somehow accidentally hits send while flailing about in the act of self
gratification*
Neo Bane, Master of GFS
Neptune Salad wrote in message <6hvi7r$4...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>...
>At Wed, 22 Apr 1998 03:09:56 GMT, trying to keep my reputation as
>Pussy-whipped Kid of AGFF/ACE93 intact, gfox...@rice.edu (Gregory Cook)
>blurted out :
>
>>On 22 Apr 1998 00:15:36 GMT, zw...@aol.com (Zwon) wrote:
>>
>>-Demonwall wrote:
>>-
>>->>>Bisexuals are bi the day they're born. They just don't find out
till<BR>
>>->>>later. Just like heterosexuals don't find out that they're hetero
till<BR>
>>->>>they're in puberty, usually.<BR>
>>->><BR>
>>->>Hey! That's what happened to me! I started liking girls when I started
>>->liking<BR>
>>->>boys! <BR>
>>-><BR>
>>->I don't blame you. If I was a girl, then I'd definitely be a
lesbian.<BR>
>>-
>>-Exactly! This is what I always say! Why would girls be attracted to
MEN?
>>-They have... penises! Girls are hot! They have tits and vaginas! Ahh!
I
>>-don't blame lesbians either!
>>
>>Yeah, but penises are GOOD for filling vaginas, and if I had a vagina,
>>I'd certainly want it filled. And I wouldn't settle for no damned
>>dildos, either.
>
>They make a special kind of cement for that...
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Well, it's just normal cement, actually. You *can* put a ping-pong ball in
>it, though. I just don't want to know how much it will hurt.
>
Eh.... hehe..... this is an interesting thread that I somehow wish I hadn't
missed.
Neo Bane
Master of GFS
Holy Retainer of the Lifestream
Proud Member of the CTCITL
A lot of posts to AGFF (Dejanews can't count worth shit)
Quotes:
(I'll have new ones soon)
Neptune Salsa
Neo Bane, Master of GFS <da...@NO.FUCKING.SPAM.erols.com> wrote in article
<6i3bo5$hiv$1...@winter.news.erols.com>...
You DIDN'T! It's right here! You responded to it! You won!!!
Nep