It's been so long...
BC
XnyvSyje jebgr:
-> ...Fvapr crbcyr unir hfrq EBG-13. Jul, V'q nyzbfg tb nf sne nf gb fnl
-> gung gurl'ir nyy sbetbggra jung vg VF! V org EBG-13 vf n guvat bs gur
-> cnfg naq V'z gur bayl bar jub rira erzrzoref gung napvrag qrivpr!
->
-> Bu, OGJ, Eryz vf Sbbrl.
-
-Lbh xabj lbh'er evtug! Jryy whfg gb znxr lbh unccl urer.
-naq Eryz vfa'g nyy gung sbbrl...whfg n yvggyr. uru.
Nwst reheg bvergr, regtq fbq fwra revw. Vbrao, jrbvo jcrk dxzer erwqy
wqyxsa cbwazo, revaoqsu bvrewao rexw xyg wnyxfqu. Bevat xwazo ew yxwgey
erwgxyw yxynfw revbai vbrey ayxw rw qtwuv bau wsxr xq sx txxt rtwx.
V sbetbg ubj sha guvf jnf gbb.
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________________\ \______
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/ / | |\ /\ tra...@netins.net
_/ / | | |\_______/| /\ \ www.netins.net/showcase/gog
/|\ | |_| | | |_|
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Falimortalis the Noble
...Fvapr crbcyr unir hfrq EBG-13. Jul, V'q nyzbfg tb nf sne nf gb fnl
Bu, OGJ, Eryz vf Sbbrl.
:)
-Snyvzbegnyvf gur Aboyr
Yrnqre bs gur ZES
Zrzore bs gur NTSS Ryvgr
Unccl sbe gur rayvtugrazrag naq fcvevghnyvgl bs Xnva. :)
Pb-Nhgube bs gur Zvpebjnir FnTn
Naq fbpvny, bhgtbvat thl...
Fg. Xnva vf erghearq!
...Naq gurersber, NTSS vf n uhaqerq gvzrf orggre.
Fg. Xnva, Xvz, unir n ybat, unccl eryngvbafuvc!! :)
###########################
Va Ubabe bs Fg. Zhetbengu:
????-1996
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Bar Cbfg bs gur Lrne Njneq
Sbe "Hagb Bagb Yvagb Vagb"
(1997)
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"Vs jr znantr gb orpbzr n jubyr fbpvrgl bar zber gvzr, creuncf
gung pna or gnxra nf n fvta sbe gur shgher."
-Snyvzbegnyvf
"Vg qbrfa'g znggre. Lbh'yy qvr naljnl. Ergebnpgviryl, rira."
-Xrvgu Nqnzf
"Lbh synzr yvxr n gjvfg orgjrra Crr Jrr Urezna, Ze. Ebtref, naq
Onearl...."
-Ngzn
"Gurer'f n fzbxr qrgrpgbe va gur unyyjnl bs zl ncnegzrag. Vg'f
pbaarpgrq gb gur prvyvat, yvxr n yvtug svkgher, fb V pna'g gnxr vg
qbja be gnxr bhg gur onggrevrf. Vg tbrf bss rirel fvatyr gvzr lbh hfr
gur fgbir, bira, be rira gur gbnfgre. Ubjrire, n srj qnlf ntb V fgehpx
n zngpu & uryq vg haqre vg. Abguvat. Jubrire qrfvtarq gung guvat
fubhyq or fubg."
-Gur Obo
"Vkvzrgu: Lbh arire yrnea gung qnexarff xvyyf yvtug ng gur raq bs
rirel qnl, qb lbh?
Xnva: Lbh arire yrnea gung ng gur fnzr gvzr yvtug xvyyf qnexarff ng
gur ortvaavat bs gur arkg qnl!! Naq gur rgreany avtug lbh’er gelvat
gb rasbepr jvyy or xvyyrq ol gur qnja V’z oevatvat!!"
-Gur Gnyr bs Xnva Neba Uvtujvaq, Puncgre 50
"V pna or bar bs gur avprfg, zbfg frafvgvir crbcyr nalbar
pna zrrg, be V pna znxr Plcure naq SebfglQbbz ybbx yvxr ohaal
enoovgf."
-ArbNgzn, znxvat bar bs gur zbfg uvynevbhf -- naq lrg gehr -- yvarf V
unir unq gur yhpx gb urne va n juvyr
"Gurer ner gvzrf V jvfu lbh'q fgbc fbhaqvat yvxr fbzr fbeg bs
Ohqquvfg zbax jvgu n cre-jbeq pbagenpg gb gur Arj Lbex Gvzrf."
-Frna Puevfgvna Qnhturegl
"Zr: Va gur zrnagvzr, gnxr n puvyy cvyy!! :)
Ngzn: Ovgr zr. (Bu... naq vs lbh'er jbaqrevat jul V'z nggnpxvat lbh,
vg'f orpnhfr lbh qrpvqrq gb qrsraq Oebjabfvat. Abj tb shpx
lbhefrys.)"
"V qba'g unir obql bqbe! V fubjre rirel qnl! ::ynhtuf::"
-FT
"Nuu, gur lbhat naq pnerserr jub qba'g lrg ernyvmr gung gur erfg bs hf
gnxr fubjref rirel 20 zvahgrf . . .
NTSS: Jr qb?"
-Nfu666 va erfcbafr
Thierry Nguyen
The old geezer claimed it was Tue, 09 Jun 1998 00:51:18 GMT, when
Falimo...@AGFF.home (Falimortalis the Noble) allegedly ran up to
him and started ranting and raving the following "manifesto":
>...Fvapr crbcyr unir hfrq EBG-13. Jul, V'q nyzbfg tb nf sne nf gb fnl
>gung gurl'ir nyy sbetbggra jung vg VF! V org EBG-13 vf n guvat bs gur
>cnfg naq V'z gur bayl bar jub rira erzrzoref gung napvrag qrivpr!
>
>Bu, OGJ, Eryz vf Sbbrl.
>
>:)
Gbb onq Sh'f abg urer. V guvax ur'q uheg lbh. Be fbzrguva'. Bu jryy.
Abj jurer gur uryy vf Qneyba?
Guvreel Athlra
Bar bs "Gurz" (zrnavat Rivy Zrqvn Glcrf)
"Lbh'er Uryy'f Natryf, gura? Jung puncgre ner lbh sebz, gura?"
"ERIRYNGVBAF, PUNCGRE FVK." -Qrngu, va Greel Cengpurgg'f
naq Arvy Tnvzna'f abiry "Tbbq Bzraf."
Edwyn
Falimortalis the Noble wrote:
>
> ...Fvapr crbcyr unir hfrq EBG-13. Jul, V'q nyzbfg tb nf sne nf gb fnl
> gung gurl'ir nyy sbetbggra jung vg VF! V org EBG-13 vf n guvat bs gur
> cnfg naq V'z gur bayl bar jub rira erzrzoref gung napvrag qrivpr!
Not really. I can read it, I just can't type a word of it.
> Bu, OGJ, Eryz vf Sbbrl.
Since none of her defender's are here to retaliate.
<upends bucket of ice water on Fali>
Fair enough.
-Edwyn
Jesse Dorland
On or around Tue, 09 Jun 1998 00:51:18 GMT, a member of the Kuwaiti
Mafia, under the alias Falimo...@AGFF.home (Falimortalis the Noble),
was spotted delivering the following message in discrete brown packaging
to Lenny, the funny-smelling guy on the pier:
>...Fvapr crbcyr unir hfrq EBG-13. Jul, V'q nyzbfg tb nf sne nf gb fnl
>gung gurl'ir nyy sbetbggra jung vg VF! V org EBG-13 vf n guvat bs gur
>cnfg naq V'z gur bayl bar jub rira erzrzoref gung napvrag qrivpr!
>
>Bu, OGJ, Eryz vf Sbbrl.
Fher, V erzrzore EBG-13. Lbh pna unir n ybg bs sha sbbyvat arjovrf jub
pna'g svther bhg ubj gb ernq gur tvoorevfu ba gurve fperraf.
Lbh pna pnyy gurz vqvbgf, naq gurl jba'g rira xabj. Vqvbgf. V guvax
V'yy fnl vg ntnva. Vqvbgf! UN UN UN UN UNNNN!!!!! :-)
-Wrffr
====================================================
Wrffr Qbeynaq
wrffrqbeynaq NG ubgznvy QBG pbz
10268731 ba VPD
N uryy bs n ybg bs cbfgf gb nyg.tnzrf.svany-snagnfl
Ubyqre bs 55 Wnccl Cbvagf, 49 Vafnavgl Cbvagf
naq 1 Pbssrr Cbvag
NTSS QRSVYRE BS CBCHYNE ZHFVP
NTSS TBQ NAQ QRSRAQRE BS SVANY SNAGNFL IV
Qrsvyr gur anzr bs gur nyzvtugl SS6, naq lbh
funyy cnl qrneyl..... nf sbyybjf:
- $50 sbe gur svefg vafhygvat yvar,
- $25 sbe rnpu nqqvgvbany yvar.
- Vs lbh ner hanoyr gb pbzr hc jvgu arprffnel
cnlzrag, V znl, ng zl bcgvba, gnxr n ivgny betna
be gjb nf pbyyngreny.
Arire frra Fnvybe Zbba naq qnza cebhq bs vg!
Sryybj "FZ Vzzhar Zrzoref bs NTSS," jrne gur
bssvpvny onqtr jvgu cevqr!
*******************************
* Jub tvirf n qnza nobhg FZ!? *
*******************************
Uv! V'z n .fvtangher ivehf! Pbcl zr vagb lbhef
naq wbva gur sha!
====================================================
Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
It was a dark and stormy night. The clock read exactly 9 Jun 1998
01:05:00 -0700. All was still and quiet, as I sipped from my large
coffee mug. Suddenly, jessedorlan...@BEFOREMAILINGhotmail.com
(Jesse Dorland) burst in the door, wielding a chainsaw, and yelling:
>On or around Tue, 09 Jun 1998 00:51:18 GMT, a member of the Kuwaiti
>Mafia, under the alias Falimo...@AGFF.home (Falimortalis the Noble),
>was spotted delivering the following message in discrete brown packaging
>to Lenny, the funny-smelling guy on the pier:
>
>>...Fvapr crbcyr unir hfrq EBG-13. Jul, V'q nyzbfg tb nf sne nf gb fnl
>>gung gurl'ir nyy sbetbggra jung vg VF! V org EBG-13 vf n guvat bs gur
>>cnfg naq V'z gur bayl bar jub rira erzrzoref gung napvrag qrivpr!
>>
>>Bu, OGJ, Eryz vf Sbbrl.
>
>Fher, V erzrzore EBG-13. Lbh pna unir n ybg bs sha sbbyvat arjovrf jub
>pna'g svther bhg ubj gb ernq gur tvoorevfu ba gurve fperraf.
>
>Lbh pna pnyy gurz vqvbgf, naq gurl jba'g rira xabj. Vqvbgf. V guvax
>V'yy fnl vg ntnva. Vqvbgf! UN UN UN UN UNNNN!!!!! :-)
>
>-Wrffr
Lrnu, jryy V svtherq vg bhg. V unq ab vqrn JGS guvf jnf, hagvy V qrpbqrq
cneg bs gur zrffntr ba cncre, gura fnj gur EBG-13 cneg. Gura V
erzrzorerq fbzrguvat nobhg EBG-13 va bar bs gur rqvg zrahf. Fb gurer.
Abg nyy arj-vfu crbcyr ner vtabenag. Va snpg, V unir irel tbbq qrqhpgvir
guvaxvat fxvyyf. Fb alnu! :C
--
Wnfba, Znfgre bs Zrqvriny Jrncbaf
NVZ Anzr: WnfbaZbZJ
Jul qba'g lbh ivfvg zl ernyyl onq jrofvgr?
uggc://ubzr.zpv2000.pbz/~xb...@zpv2000.pbz/
_____Gvgyrf__________________________________________
Jvryqre bs gur Abin Oynqr (anzr ol Qnan Pelfnyvf),
gur Zvtugl Synvy™, naq bgure Zrqvriny Jrncbaf
Ubyl Punzcvba bs NTSS
Tbq bs Pnssrvar
Bar bs gur Xavtugf Jub Fnl Fjnes
Hfre bs Pbssrr Zntvp
Qrsraqre bs Yvaqn
Habssvpvny Qrsraqre bs Nalguvat gung arrqf Qrsraqvat
Pb-qrsraqre bs Fznyy Tvey
Zrzore bs gur Ryyvcfr Snpgvba.... frr?
_____Zl svefg njneq!_______________________
Cbfg bs gur Qnl Njneq
6-8-1998
_____Cbvagf a Fghss________________________
Ubyqre bs...
..600 Phgrl Cbvagf ^_^
..33 Xvpx-n-zna-jura-ur'f-qbja Cbvagf
..1 Zbhagnva Zna Cbvag
..23.69266 Fcnghyn Cbvagf
..10 "Tenzzre" Cbvagf
..3 Qnexxfgne Cbvagf
..37 Vafnavgl Cbvagf
..15 Fuval Cbvagf
..n Pncr Pbva, orfgbjrq ol Ryqevpx
..Nfu'f cnpxrg bs Fznegvrf
..PK'f Tbyqra Pneebg
_____#1 Dhbgr_____________________________________
"Ngzn qbrfa'g npprcg sevraqf. Ur whfg unf crbcyr ur
qbrfa'g ungr nf zhpu nf bgure crbcyr." - Rqjla
_____Rzoneenfvat Fnvybe Zbba Eryngrq Dhbgrf___________________
"Uv! V'z Fnvybe Rqjla! V xvyy sbe ybir naq whfgvpr!
Naq va gur anzr bs tenghvgbhf ivbyrapr, V jvyy chavfu lbh!"
-Rqjla
"V'z Fnvybe Puevf. V svtug sbe urnegf, ohaavrf, naq gur
evtug gb fubj bss 90% bs zl obql va guvf fxvzcl fnvybe shxh."
-Puevf
"Uv! V'z Fnvybe Haevtug! V svtug sbe gehgu, unccvarff,
naq gur evtug gb guebj ivnyf bs qrnqyl npvq va gur snpr bs
zl rivy rarzvrf!" -Haevtug
"Jryy, gura, V qbag guvax Fnvybe Wbfuhn fbhaqf
cynhfnoyr....ohg...jungrire: "TERRA UNVERQ TBB NGGNPX!!!".
Gurer." -Wbfuhn, ercylvat gb gur vqrn bs na NTSS Fnvybe Qnl
"N.Jrveqb:Gung'f gbb jrveq, rira sbe zr!
N.Jrveqb gur Ybt:V xabj! V'yy or Fnvybe Ybt!
RKCYBQVAT CRATHVA NGGNPX!
Ohq Vpr Crathva:Qbb or qbb or qbb...
Cnyzre:(Frrf gur Ohq Vpr Crathva naq N.Jrveqb gur Ybt va uvf
"fnvybe" bhgsvg)NEEEEETTTUU! NTSS unf orra vainqrq ol CRATHVAF!
Jr'er nyy tbaan QVVVVVVVVVVVVVVR!(Ehaf bhg vagb gur fgerrg,
jurer ur vf uvg ol n znpx gehpx. Ur ynaqf frireny srrg njnl,
znxvat n ynetr qrag va gur fvqrjnyx va gur cebprff.)
N.Jrveqb gur Ybt:V...NZ ABG n crathva!" -N.Jrveqb
" ... V'z abg n Cerggl-Obg be n Fnvybe..." -Tert
"Ol qnl, na beqvanel, ubeal nqhyg; Ol avtug, N FHCREUREB!
Cerggl Obl Fnvybe Terttl: V jvyy evtug jebatf naq chavfu nyy rivy!
Naq gung zrnaf lbh!" -Rqjla, ercylvat gb Tert
___Bgure Dhbgrf abg univat gb qb jvgu nalguvat va cnegvphyne__
"Lrf, vg'f gur Mbzovr Puvpxra "Bar Jvatrq Natry" erzvk!
Jura gur mbzovr puvpxra pnzr
Gb pynvz ure, Znel jnvyrq!
Jura gur mbzovr puvpxra pnzr
Gb pynvz ure, Znel jnvyrq,
Frcuvebgu!
Frcuvebgu!
<Ercrng k1>
Bu, mbzovr puvpxra...
Fcernq bhg lbhe ebggra jvatf
Bu, mbzovr puvpxra...
Fcernq bhg lbhe ebggra jvatf.
Jura gur mbzovr puvpxra pnzr
Gb pynvz ure, Znel jnvyrq!
Jura gur mbzovr puvpxra pnzr
Gb pynvz ure, Znel jnvyrq,
Frcuvebgu!
Frcuvebgu!
<Oernx>
<Grabef & Onff>
Yrg'f syl uvtu, mbzovr puvpxra
Yrg Znel jnvy sebz nyy ure urneg
Yrg'f syl uvtu, mbzovr puvpxra
Yrg Znel jnvy sebz nyy ure urneg
<Ercrng k2, gura wbvaf:>
<Fbcenabf & Nygbf>
Pbzr, bu pynvz ure,
Mbzovr puvpxra
Pbzr, bu pynvz ure,
Mbzovr puvpxra
Pbzr, bu pynvz ure,
Mbzovr puvpxra
Pbzr, bu pynvz ure,
Mbzovr puvpxra
<Gur gjb irefrf bireync rnpu
bgure. Gura:>
Frcuvebgu!
Frcuvebgu!"
-Rqjla
Jlirea: Hu....uv. V'z Elbhtn Uvovxv (zl r-znvy nqqerff naq
VFC znl or gur fnzr nf Jlirea'f ohg V'z ABG UVZ, bxnl?)
Naljnl, pbhyq fbzrbar gryy zr jurer V nz? V jnf ba zl jnl
gb nyg.ovanevrf.cvpgherf.navzr gb zrrg Nxnar,ohg V frrz gb
unir tbggra ybfg....pbhyq fbzrbar uryc zr? Jurer vf guvf?
Url! Lbh! Yvggyr tvey qerffrq yvxr Puvov-hfn!
<favc>
-Elbhtn Uvovxv (abg Jlirea)
Rqjla: <ubyqf hc zrtncubar> FGRC NJNL SEBZ GUR CEBMNP!!!
> Jung vf gur pbeerpg nafjre gb guvf dhrfgvba?
Svefg lbh zhfg erzbir gur rne jnk jvgu n d-gvc, abg gur
(p)enc fgne, ohg gur Wbuafba & Wbuafba cebqhpg. Gura gbff
gur d-gvc va gur genfu naq jnfu lbhe snpr. Gura ybbx bhg
gur jvaqbj, fgner hc vagb gur fxl, naq cebpynvz:
V nz gur fha naq gur zbba! V nz nyy gung jnf naq jvyy or,
V nz gur nycun naq gur bzrtn. V xabj gur fbhepr, V xabj gur
fbhepr ol tbq....
VG'F GUR QNZARQ GERRF! GUR GERRRRF!!!! GUR GERRRRRRRF!
Gura lbh arrq gb...
..jnvg....V urneq fbzrguvat...
*ybbxf nebhaq dhvpxyl*
*frrf n crefba jvgu juvgr snpr cnvag*
Bu. Zl. Tbq. N ZVZR!!!!
V'z orvat fgnyxrq ol zvzrf! Trg gurz bss zr! Trg gurz bss
zrrrrrr!!!!
*ebyyf nebhaq va gur sybbe,anxrq, hagvy gur pbcf fubj*
-Arb Ehovpnag, ercylvat gb n fgenatr dhrfgvba
jvgu na rdhnyyl, vs abg zber fb, fgenatr nafjre
"V jrag gb fyrrc ng guerr, naq tbg hc ng fvk. Jung gur uryy
nz V qbvat?! V srry yvxr nofbyhgr penc! Qnza, V'z abg fher
vs rira pbssrr jvyy uryc abj. Bu, jnvg n zvahgr, znlor vs V
chg gjvpr gur nzbhag bs pbssrr va... Lrf, gung fbhaqf yvxr
na rkpryyrag vqrn..." -Zr
".... V pna frr gur fvghngvba abj....
Sngure: Fnl, fba, lbh xabj jung unccrarq gb gur jubyr gva
bs pbssrr jr obhtug lrfgreqnl?
Wnfba: <fvggvat hc fgenvtug naq chcvyf qvyngrq> Abg. Bss.
Unaq. Ohg. V. Pbhyq. Fgnl. Njnxr. Sbe. Gur. Arkg. Srj.
Avtugf. Svthevat. Vg. Bhg."
-Rqjla, ercylvat gb gur nobir dhbgr sebz zr
"*nurz* Gb gur vaqvivqhny xabja nf "Gur Zna". URL LBH S______T
CVRPR BS F____! LBH'ER N S______ P______ Q______F____ VS LBH
UNIR GUNG XVAQ BS S________ NGGVGHQR LBH T_______!!!! LBH XABJ
JUNG LBH YVXR???? LBH YVXR VG JVGU GUR _______________________
S_____________________ P_______________________ Q____________
R_________________ E_____________ RNGVAT __________________
PURRFL CBBSF NAQ ____________________________________________
OHFFGBCF JVGU __________________________ W___________________
SHMML JVQQYR NAVZNY XVYGF!!! LRNU, LBH!!! LBH S________ YNZRE!
<chgf unaq bire zvpebcubar> jnvg, pna v fnl gung ba gur hfrarg?
AF: Lbh pna ba guvf arjftebhc.
Pbby." -Rqjla, nsgre "Gur Zna" fnvq ECTf ner n jnfgr bs gvzr
"Gvsn vf cebonoyl orggre sbe uvz. V whfg pna'g cvpgher Nrevgu naq Pybhq
gbtrgure. Bar bs gurz vf n pbpxl onfgneq gung orpnzr n genvare xvyyre
orpnhfr vg fbhaqrq yvxr sha naq frrzf gb or fhssrevat sebz n pnfr bs
ZCQ,
gur bgure vf n fbzr glcr bs cflpuvp gung unf n crefbanyvgl yvxr fur
jbhyqa'g
uheg n syl ohg vf zber sbejneq guna ubbxre gung'f ybj ba pvtnerggrf naq
vf
fhssrevat sebz fbzr fbeg bs "V'z qvssrerag orpnhfr bs zl oybbq" flaqebzr
srryvat fbeel sbe urefrys nyy gur gvzr. Npghnyyl, Pybhq fubhyq cvpx hc
jvgu
Lhssvr. Jul qb V fnl guvf? V ungr Lhssvr, naq V pna whfg cvpgher Pybhq
jnxvat hc bar zbeavat, ybbxvat npebff gur orq naq frrvat ur ebyyrq bire
va
gur zvqqyr bs gur avtug naq fgnoorq ure gb qrngu jvgu uvf unve." -Ngzn
"Whfg pbasvezvat zl pbagvahrq rkvfgnapr naq gur snpg gung V
unira'g jnyxrq bss naq cynprq zl urnq va gur bira juvpu vf
grzcgvatyl pybfr ol."
- Rqjla, ercylvat gb n "Jurer ner lbh" guernq
"Unun, V hfhnyyl bayl oehfu zl grrgu nobhg bapr rirel bgure
qnl be fb, V rng nybg bs pnaql naq whax, naq V'ir arire unq
n pnivgl. Naq gung vf orpnhfr V nz...GUR UBYQRE BS GUR UBYL
GRRGU BS GUR TBQF! VZCREIVBHF GB QRPNL!!! LRFFF!!! <penpx>
Njj, zn gbbs! Nnttt..." -Fuvalung
"Lrnu, VPD ernyyl oybjf. Vg'f fghcvq ubj Zvenovyvf (fc?)
chg hc n ohapu bs pbjf naq sybjref gb znxr vg ybbx nyy avpr
naq fnsr, gura lbh svaq bhg gung vg'f FRNY genvavat whfg gb
qbjaybnq vg, naq vg'f bar bs gur zbfg hafnsr ybbxvat jvaqbjf
gung'f rire orra sbeprq ba lbhe qrfxgbc. Vg'f yvxr ubyqvat
n ohapu bs wnttrq tynff va lbhe unaq naq fnlvat "abj chfu
guvf hc gb lbhe rne, naq lbh'yy or noyr gb gnyx gb crbcyr."
SHPX LBH VPD!!!"
-Arcghar Fnynq, ungvat VPD
"ernqvat guvf arjftebhc gb trg vasbezngvba vf yvxr
gelvat gb svyy lbhe qnvyl erppbzraqngvba bs Ivgnzva P
ol rngvat Fxvggyrf." - Haevtug
"V'yy tvir lbh n Cebmnp vs lbh chg zr va lbhe fvt svyr!"
-Enazn, gelvat qrfcrengryl gb trg va fbzrbar'f fvt
Guvf vf sebz n zrffntr jbaqrevat vs vg jnf cbffvoyr
sbe Frcuvebgu gb wbva lbhe lbhe cnegl va SS IVV.
"Naq jura lbh jva, ur'f orngvat uvzfrys."
-Ynhtuvat Ivtvynagr, fcrnxvat bs Frcuvebgu
"Rjj..fvpx!!! Bire JuNg..???Anxr cvpf bs Nrevf be
fbzrguvat????RJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!!!!"
-Fznyy Tvey, ercylvat gb gur nobir dhbgr sebz YI
"GUR VEBAL ZRGRE VF BSS GUR FPNYR!
FUR'F TBAAN OYBJ, PNCGNVA!
[Gur fvt vf ynhtuvat ng OM.]"
-ArbNgzn, erfcbaqvat gb Onunzhg Mreb
Guvf vf sebz gur raq bs n zrffntr Ngzn cbfgrq
nsgre ur yrsg.
"[Gur fvt guvaxf Ngzn vf n ulcbpevgr sbe cbfgvat.]
Bu lrnu? Jryy gur fvt pna tbgb uryy.
[Gur fvt qbrfa'g yvxr gung nggvghqr.]
V qba'g tvir n qnza.
[Gur fvt guvaxf Ngzn vf orvat n qvpxurnq ntnva.]
Bu lrnu? Lbh jnaan frr zr or n qvpxurnq? <pnyyf gur onax
naq gryyf gurz gb ab ybatre nyybj gur fvt gb jvguqenj ba gur
rkcrafr nppbhag.>
[Gur fvt guvaxf lbh fubhyq ng yrnfg cbfg na V'z onpx
zrffntr vs lbh'er tbaan or n jrnxnff onfgneq nobhg guvf.]
Shpxvat fvt! V'z abg onpx, V znqr bar cbfg rkcynvavat jung
unccrarq!
<ortvaf pubxvat gur fvt>
[Gur fvt..... PNA'G OERNGUR!]"
-Ngzn, nethvat jvgu gur fvt
___Ybeq Snypbare'f bqq..guvat______________________________
" Ohg jnvg, gurer'f zber... Urer, fhozvggrq sbe lbhe
nccebiny, n pbaqrafrq Unbuzneh (ernq: ybhq) enag.
(N lbhat zna jvgu ynetr, ohful oynpx unve va n juvgr svtugref
tv fvgf va ybghf cbfvgvba, zrqvgngvat. Uvf anzr, Unbuzneh bs
Fnzhenv Fubqbja snzr. Npebff sebz uvz fgnaqf n gnyy zna jvgu
jryy-qrsvarq zhfpyrf naq frireny fpnef. Ur jrnef n erq
onaqnaan nobhg uvf frzv-ybat oybaqr unve, nybat jvgu terra
Nezl-snfuvba cnagf. Uvf anzr, Nyrk bs Fgerrg Svtugre 3
snzr. Frireny zbzragf cnff nf gur ohfuv-unverq fnzhenv
erznvaf va zrqvgngvba. Riraghnyyl gubhtu, ur ernpurf...)
RAYVTUGRAZRAG! VG VF NYY FB PYRNE GB ZR ABJ!
ABOBQL OHLF GUBFR TNESVRYQ PNE JVAQBJ CYHFU GBLF ORPNHFR
GURL YVXR TNESVRYQ, OHG ORPNHFR BS GUR ARRQ GB UNIR FBZRGUVAT
PHGR UNATVAT BA GURVE ONPX JVAQBJ!
(Nyrk fgnaqf gurer, fghaarq ng gur ibyhzr bs uvf bccbarag.
Ur cyhtf uvf rnef nf Unbuzneh fgnegf hc ntnva.)
NU, FB LBH NER ZL YNGRFG BCCBARAG! JUL, LBH ZHFG OR
UBABERQ GB UNIR GUR CEVIVYRTR BS SNPVAT BSS NTNVAFG FHPU N
YRTRAQNEL JNEEVBE YVXR ZLFRYS... NAQ N CEVIVYRTR VG VF
VAQRRQ, WHFG GB OR NEBHAQ FHPU N YRTRAQNEL JNEEVBE YVXR ZLFRYS,
RIRA VS VG VF GB OR HGGREYL QRSRNGRQ. JUL, LBH ZHFG OR VA NJR
BS ZL IREL CERFRAPR, FVAPR VG VF BAYL PBZZBA GUBHTUG GB OR VA
NJR BS FHPU N YRTRAQNEL JNEEVBE YVXR ZLFRYS. BS PBHEFR, V ZHFG
YRG LBH XABJ GUNG BAPR BHE ONGGYR FGNEGF, V JVYY FNQYL OR
SBEPRQ GB QRSRNG LBH VA YRTRAQNEL SNFUVBA, FVAPR LBH PNAABG
CBFFVOYL PBZCRGR NTNVAFG GUR YVXRF BS N YRTRAQNEL JNEEVBE FHPU
NF ZLFRYS. CREUNCF V JVYY TB RNFL BA LBH NAQ ZRERYL UHZVYVNGR
LBH VA YRTRAQNEL SNFUVBA NF BAYL N YRTRAQNEL JNEEVBE YVXR
ZLFRYS PNA, SBE V QB VAQRRQ NYFB UNIR N YRTRAQNEL FRAFR BS
PBZCNFFVBA NAQ ZREPL, ORVAT GUR YRTRAQNEL CREFBA GUNG V NZ,
NAQ VG JBHYQ BAYL OR SVGGVAT GUNG LBH OR UHZVYVNGRQ VA FHPU N
YRTRAQNEL SNFUVBA OL (BS PBHEFR) FBZRBAR YVXR ZR, YRTRAQ BS
YRTRAQF, JUBFR FYVTUGRFG NPGVBA VF YRTRAQNEL, NAQ GUHFYL VF
ZRG JVGU RDHNYYL YRTRAQNEL WRNYBHFL NAQ NJR OL GUBFR JUB
BOFREIR VG, CHGGVAT GURZ GB FUNZR, NF BAYL YRTRAQNEL NPGF
CRESBEZRQ OL ZLFRYS, GUR YRTRAQNEL UNBUZNEH PNA QB. LRF, LBH
JVYY HAQBHOGRQYL CHG HC N SVTUG, OHG PREGNVAYL ABG N YRTRAQNEL
BAR, SBE LBH NER QRSVAVGRYL ABG YRTRAQNEL YVXR ZR. LBH JVYY,
BS PBHEFR, YBFR FVAPR LBH NER QRPVQRQYL HAYRTRAQNEL, NAQ FHERYL
ZHFG YBFR GB GUR YRTRAQNEL FXVYY BS N YRTRAQNEL SVTUGRE,
ANZRYL ZLFRYS BAPR NTNVA. V NZ FHER LBH JVFU LBH PBHYQ OR NF
YRTRAQNEL NF ZR, OHG GUNG JVYY ARIRE UNCCRA, SBE BAYL V,
UNBUZNEH, ZNFGRE YRTRAQNEL FJBEQFZNA, NZ NYYBJRQ GB OR
YRTRAQNEL.
Nyrk: Lrnu, terng. Pna jr trg gb gur...
NU LRF! LBH JVFU GB FGNEG GUR ONGGYR NYERNQL, NAQ
GUVF VF CRESRPGYL HAQREFGNAQNOYR GB N YRTRAQ FHPU NF ZLFRYS.
LBH ERNYVMR GUNG LBH NER SNPVAT BSS NTNVAFG NA RKGERZRYL
YRTRAQNEL SVTUGRE, NAQ JVFU GB TRG LBHE PREGNVA QRSRNG BHG BS
GUR JNL NF FBBA NF CBFFVOYR, FB GUNG LBH ZNL EHA BSS NAQ YVPX
LBHE JBHAQF (JUVPU V FUNYY VASYVPG HFVAT ZL ZBFG YRTRAQNEL
FJBEQFZNAFUVC FXVYYF BS PBHEFR), NAQ CBAQRE UNIVAT ORRA
HGGREYL BHGPYNFFRQ OL FHPU N YRTRAQNEL SVTUGRE
(BAPR NTNVA, ZR). QB ABG SRNE, WHFG NYYBJ ZR GB CHEVSL ZL
OYNQR... (qevaxf fbzr fnxr sebz gur rire-cerfrag wht ur unf
ng uvf fvqr naq fcvgf zbfg bs vg bagb uvf oynqr)
..NAQ V FUNYY OR ZBER GUNA JVYYVAT GB UNAQ LBH N YRTRAQNEL
N$$-JUVCCVAT (NF GUR NYZBFG YRTRAQNEL XRA ZNFGREF, N ZNA JUB
UNF FBZRUBJ UNQ N YRTRAQNEL FGEBXR BS YHPX OL QRSRNGVAT ZR,
GUR GEHR YRTRAQ, HFRQ GB FNL). LBH ZHFG HAQBHOGRQYL OR
SRRYVAT DHBVGR NSEVNQ BS ZR OL ABJ, FB V JBHYQ ABG OR HCFRG
FUBHYQ LBH PUBBFR GB PUNATR LBHE ZVAQ NAQ QRPVQR ABG GB
CNEGNXR VA GUR ZBFG YRTRAQNEL GUENFUVAT BS LBHE HAQBHOGRQYL
VYYHFGEVBHF (OHG PREGNVAYL ABG _YRTRAQNEL_) PNERRE, SBE GB
SNPR BSS NTNVAFG BAR JVGU FHPU FXVYY, FHPU NOVYVGL, FHPU
PUNEVFZN, FHPU CVAPUNOYR PURRXF, NZBAT BGURE YRTRAQNEL
GENVGF VF GB CERCNER SBE PREGNVA (NAQ YRTRAQNEL) QRSRNG,
SBE V NZ GUR YRTRAQ BS YRTRAQF, JNEEVBE BS JNEEVBEF, SVTUGRE
BS SVTUGREF, NAQ N ERNYYL AVPR THL. ZL JNL VF GUR JNL BS GUR
JNEEVBE, GUR JNL BS GUR UREB, GUR JNL BS GUR YRTRAQ, GUR JNL
GB RNEA ZVYYVBAF VA 12 FVZCYR FGRCF. VG VF GUR GEHR JNL, GUR
ORFG JNL, GUR EVTUG BS JNL, GUR PHEQF NAQ JURL...
(Lrf sbyxf, ur ernyyl vf guvf gnyxngvir, naq lrf, V'z
cresrpgyl pncnoyr bs glcvat bhg gur erznvavat 90% bs uvf
'fcrrpu'. ^_^)"
-Sebz Ybeq Snypbare'f fvt. V whfg ybir guvf dhbgr!
Fvapr Qrwn Arjf ernyyl fhpxf, V unir ab vqrn jung gur rknpg
pbhag vf ba zl ahzore bs cbfgf. V rfgvzngr vg gb or fbzrjurer
bire 1500, gubhtu.
Edwyn
Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons wrote:
>
> It was a dark and stormy night. The clock read exactly 9 Jun 1998
> 01:05:00 -0700. All was still and quiet, as I sipped from my large
> coffee mug. Suddenly, jessedorlan...@BEFOREMAILINGhotmail.com
> (Jesse Dorland) burst in the door, wielding a chainsaw, and yelling:
>
> >On or around Tue, 09 Jun 1998 00:51:18 GMT, a member of the Kuwaiti
> >Mafia, under the alias Falimo...@AGFF.home (Falimortalis the Noble),
> >was spotted delivering the following message in discrete brown packaging
> >to Lenny, the funny-smelling guy on the pier:
> >
> >>...Fvapr crbcyr unir hfrq EBG-13. Jul, V'q nyzbfg tb nf sne nf gb fnl
> >>gung gurl'ir nyy sbetbggra jung vg VF! V org EBG-13 vf n guvat bs gur
> >>cnfg naq V'z gur bayl bar jub rira erzrzoref gung napvrag qrivpr!
> >>
> >>Bu, OGJ, Eryz vf Sbbrl.
> >
> >Fher, V erzrzore EBG-13. Lbh pna unir n ybg bs sha sbbyvat arjovrf jub
> >pna'g svther bhg ubj gb ernq gur tvoorevfu ba gurve fperraf.
> >
> >Lbh pna pnyy gurz vqvbgf, naq gurl jba'g rira xabj. Vqvbgf. V guvax
> >V'yy fnl vg ntnva. Vqvbgf! UN UN UN UN UNNNN!!!!! :-)
> >
> >-Wrffr
>
> Lrnu, jryy V svtherq vg bhg. V unq ab vqrn JGS guvf jnf, hagvy V qrpbqrq
> cneg bs gur zrffntr ba cncre, gura fnj gur EBG-13 cneg. Gura V
> erzrzorerq fbzrguvat nobhg EBG-13 va bar bs gur rqvg zrahf. Fb gurer.
> Abg nyy arj-vfu crbcyr ner vtabenag. Va snpg, V unir irel tbbq qrqhpgvir
> guvaxvat fxvyyf. Fb alnu! :C
Speak English, damn you!
-Edwyn
KaliFlwr
> ...Fvapr crbcyr unir hfrq EBG-13. Jul, V'q nyzbfg tb nf sne nf gb fnl
> gung gurl'ir nyy sbetbggra jung vg VF! V org EBG-13 vf n guvat bs gur
> cnfg naq V'z gur bayl bar jub rira erzrzoref gung napvrag qrivpr!
>
> Bu, OGJ, Eryz vf Sbbrl.
>
Lbh xabj lbh'er evtug! Jryy whfg gb znxr lbh unccl urer.
naq Eryz vfa'g nyy gung sbbrl...whfg n yvggyr. uru.
--
-Kali (KaliFlwr) -- for e-mail, remove the sux bit
AGFF Goddess of Love Advice from a Female P.O.V.
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"I don't care how glamorous or enlightening he may be,
I don't want Jesus to start posting here if he hasn't
fought Ultros before." -Chris Johnson
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Chris Piekarski
On Tue, 09 Jun 1998 23:58:49 -0700, Edwyn (ed...@ihug.co.nz) scribed on
the side of a barn various pagan symbols, consisting of:
> Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons wrote:
> >
> Speak English, damn you!
V ershfr!
--
--¥-Gur Gehr-¥--
NVZ: Pneq Tnze
VPD: 7808433
VEP: RkQrngu
R-znvy: RkQr...@rneguyvax.arg
--¥--Puevf--¥--
Haubyl Punzcvba bs NTSS
Jrnere bs gur bar naq bayl Ynmnehf Pbng
NTSS Theh bs Navzr naq Pb-Theh bs Chax Zhfvp
Pb-Sbhaqre bs gur Puhepu bs HppunaGbybtl
Nggnpxre bs Gvsn naq SS7
Nggnpxre bs crbcyr jvgu jbefr fvtf guna zvar
Qrsraqre bs SS4
Qrsraqre bs SS5
Qrsraqre bs pbzchgref
Qrsraqre bs FnTn Sebagvre
Znxre bs onq NFPVV neg
Ungre bs oybaqrf
Tvir Njnlre bs Xvpx-N-Zna-Jura-Ur'f-Qbja Cbvagf
Hfre bs gur anzrf Nrevgu (abg Nrevf) naq Rqjneq (abg Rqtne)
[FJNES> Xavtugf jub fnl FJNES - urnqrq ol jroehaare <FJNES]
Zrzore bs gur Pbzzvggrr gb Pnyy vg gur Yvsrfgernz
_______________________________________________________
-----------++-----------Dhbgrf:-----------++-----------
"Jr fnvq nyy jr unq gb fnl,
Jr qvq jung jr unq gb qb,
Jr zrnag rirel jbeq jr fnvq,
Lbh pna'g fgbc n evbg gvy vg'f guebhtu"--Qbja ol Ynj, 'Vaqrcraqnapr
Qnl'
"Vg jbhyq or yvxr gnxvat gur xvqqvr cbea sebz Pyvagba'f fbpx
qenjre"--Flaretl, gnyxvat nobhg fgnzcvat bhg rzhyngbef naq
jnerm ba gur Vagrearg
"Arire haqrerfgvzngr gur cbjre bs eryvtvba. Orpnhfr bs guvf,
arire yrg gur puhepu pbzr vagb cbjre."--Avpx Mvgmznaa
Eboreg Enuy jebgr:
>
> Evpuneq Tbyqzna jebgr:
> >
> > Yvaqn jebgr:
> > >
> > > Naq, rira zber gb gur cbvag, jub vf Evpuneq Tbyqzna?
> >
> > Zl qnq.
> > V, ubjrire, nz gur bssvpvny oenvajnfurq fynir bs FznyyTvey. Vg'f
fnq..
> > vg unccrarq qhr gb na nppvqrag vaibyivat rkcrevzragny ulcabfvf naq n
> > pbzchgre fperra...
>
> Lbh xabj, guvf fbhaqf yvxr gur ortvaavat bs n cragubhfr yrggre...
"Jryy V qba'g unir n pne be n tveysevraq, ohg ba gur oevtug fvqr V unir
n obggyr bs juvfxrl naq n qevaxvat ceboyrz."--Iryvhf
"Ngzn naq Fronfgvna: Tveyf! Chg lbhe unaqontf qbja!"--Nfu, ba na
vzzngher synzr jne orgjrra Fro naq Ngzn
"Ba n jrveq fvqr abgr, vs vg unq orra pnyyrq Ngzn Flaqebzr jr jbhyq unir
Ngzn Flaqebzr fhssreref. Jr pbhyq pnyy gurz NFFrf."--Haevtug
Arb Ngzn Jrncba jebgr:
>
> Thloehfu: V'z fryyvat gurfr svar yrngure wnpxrgf...
>
> Qerfry: FGSH.
>
> Thloehfu: Lbh'er
>
> Qerfry: Gung'f na VXLNOJNV! <whzcf hc naq qbja> V JBA! V JBA GUR
SYNZR
> JNE JVGU THLOEHFU!
"V'z WG. V qerff va oynpx naq bayl oynpx. V fyrrc qhevat gur qnl naq
bayl
tb bhg ng avtug. Zl uboovrf vapyhqr uhzna fnpevsvpr naq fxvaavat yvir
navznyf gura hfvat gurve oybbq va inevbhf fngnavp evghnyf. V yvxr univat
frk jvgu pbecfrf."--WG
Puevf G (gb Arc): Gebyy.
Oynpx Zbhagnva: Anzr pnyyre.
Rqjla: Ehssvna.
Oynpx Zbhagnva: Penpx juber.
"Gur VQA vf fhpu n fyhg gung Puevf Nhthfgvar fpberq jvgu vg.
Gjvpr."--NTSSJvmneq, znxvat sha bs n gebyy
"V nz fb fghcvq gung jura V gnyx, Arc yvfgraf."--NTSSJvmneq, fnzr guvat
"[Nrevf pbhyq abg or erivirq orpnhfr na reebe unf bppherq.]"--jroehaare
"V jvfu zl arjffreire unq gur nqinaprq pncnovyvgl gb abg fhpx."--Nfu666
"Orfvqrf, vg'f boivbhf lbh qba'g xabj nalguvat nobhg zr. Tb vagb
Qrwnarjf jvgu zl anzr, naq ernq fbzr bs zl cbfgf, gura pbzr onpx naq
ercrng lbhe pbzzrag nobhg vg orvat fzneg abg gb oynu oynu rgp. V guvax
vg'yy cebir gung V _arire_ qb jung'f fzneg."--Nfu666
"Jub jnagf gb frr n anxrq Green yrneavat jung ybir vf!?" - Nfu666
"V'z n obyq naq rtbfgvpvny guvrivat onfgneq jub xvffrf zveebef n
ybg..."--Guvreel
"Arc: V jrag gb gur Fcrpvny Bylzcvpf.
Enycu: Qvq lbh jva n zrqny?"
"gur Nrevgu frdhrapr jnf gur zbfg gbhpuvat V'ir rire
fprar"--Fvrtsevrq, znxvat na bqq reebe
"vs lbh pna pbzr hc jvgu n tbbq, arj, vaabingvir vqrn sbe n fvgr, V jvyy
qb vg!!!"--ZvfgnXrsxn, orvat bevtvany
"Sbe fbzr bqq ernfba, V guvax guvf jvyy trg dhbgrq, whfg gb cebir zr
jebat, naq gur furre creirefrarff bs yvsr."--Qnan, gnyxvat nobhg arire
orvat dhbgrq va crbcyr'f fvtf
"Wnfba: Abguvat orngf n fzvyrl! :)
QrzbaJnyy: Gur fzvyrl orngf vgfrys.
Wnfba: QrzbaJnyy! Jung unir lbh orra grnpuvat gur fzvyrl?!"
"V jbhyq guvax creirefvba jbhyq or zber cerinyrag va Nagnepgvpn. Nsgre
nyy, n srj fpvragvfgf uhqqyrq va n pbyq furygre ybpngrq va bar bs gur
pbyqrfg cynprf ba rnegu... qba'g lbh guvax gurl'q or n ovg "perngvir" ba
jnlf gb "xrrc rnpu bgure jnez"?"--Puveny Sbk, ba TSF va Nagnepgvpn
"Gncr gurz gb n svir lrne byq, guebj uvz va gur zbaxrl pntr ng lbhe
ybpny
mbb, naq frr gubfr puvzcnamrrf qnapr!"--VprGvttre, gnyxvat nobhg
perngvir
hfrf sbe Onanan Puvcf
"Erthyne Nfu....V unir vzntrf bs zr orvat n fcrpvny cebzbgvba va
ZpQbanyqf..."Sevrf, Pbxr, naq n Erthyne Nfu, cyrnfr""--Nfu, jura
Wnfba pnyyrq ure "erthyne Nfu" (nf bccbfrq gb Nfu666)
"64QQ fbhaqf yvxr Gvsn'f oen fvmr..."--K
"GVSN VF FHPU N FYHG JURARIRE FUR JNYXF VAGB N ONE FUR UNF N SYNFUONPX
BS
GUR JNE NAQ VG JNF GUR PVIVY JNE"--Fbzr gebyy, abg urycvat gur nagv-Gvsn
pnhfr
"V srry pbyq....rzcgl....yvxr bar bs gubfr hevar fcrpvzra phcf nsgre
gurl
unir cbherq gur hevar vagb n tynff ghor naq gbffrq gur phc va gur
genfu....
gur onfgneqf...gurl arire pner nobhg gur phc..."--Arb Ehovpnag
"Bxrr, V'z n yvggyr tbcure! N tbcure! N oybbzva tbcure! N sheel
yvggyr tbcure! Tbcuref unir ab arrq sbe fcnz! Fcnz V nz, V jvyy abg
rng Terra Rttf naq Fcnz."--Arb Ehovpnag (ntnva)
"UGZY vf n fyhg."--Wbfuhn
"Qrngu Pvgl.. url ybbx, vg'f vavgvnyf ner "QP". uru.."--Onunzhg MREB
"Tbq pnzr gb zr va n qernz, naq ur fnvq, "Puevf..chg lbhe cnagf ba""--
Zr, va
na NVZ, gnyxvat nobhg frk naq eryvtvba
Bapr jnf n zna anzrq Fgevsr
Jub yvirq jvgu jbyirf nyy uvf yvsr
Ohg bar qnl va zvq-whar
Ur zrg n enoovg anzrq Zbba
Naq qrpvqrq gb znxr ure uvf jvsr.
_______________________________________________________
---+---Gbc 5 ernfbaf jul vg'f orggre gb or znyr:---+---
5. Onpurybe cnegvrf ner sha, oevqny fubjref ner obevat.
4. Thlf va ubpxrl znfxf qba'g nggnpx lbh.
3. Lbh xabj guvatf nobhg gnaxf.
2. Lbh pna tb gb gur onguebbz jvgubhg n fhccbeg tebhc.
1. Lbh trg gb whzc hc naq fync fghss.
_______________________________________________________
1 Fzvyrl Cbvag
2 Puvenyvgl Cbvagf
2 Fabbcl Cbvagf
2 Pbssrr Cbvagf
10 Tenzzre Cbvagf
10 Oynpxjbbq Cbvagf
20 Vafnavgl Cbvagf
28 Bcgvzvfz Cbvagf
62 Wnccl Cbvagf
100 Phgrl Cbvagf
777 Fcnghyn Cbvagf
______
______
%#@*%#@*%#@*%#@*%#@*%#@*%# |||__|||
SVSGRRA UHAQERQ CBFGF \/ \/
GB NYG.TNZRF.SVANY.SNAGNFL (1500)
%#@*%#@*%#@*%#@*%#@*%#@*%# \__/
______
|||__||| CJVCJVCJVCJVCJVCJVCJVCJVCJVCJVCJVCJVCJVCJV
\/ \/ Cnegvpvcngrq va na nyg.tnzrf.svany-snagnfl
(*CJV) Cvtjnyx Vaivgngvbany
\__/ CJVCJVCJVCJVCJVCJVCJVCJVCJVCJVCJVCJVCJVCJV
_________
(_________()
|jroehaare|
| frm.. |
| V NZ |
|IREL IREL|
|VAFNAR!!!|
|_________|
(_________() Njneqrq ol jroehaare
(----------------)
| V ZVTUG xabj |
|fbzrguva nobhg |
|jerfgyvat, ohg |
|abg zhpu. |
(----------------) Njneqrq ol Ybeq Obo
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
* *
* V UNGR FBHGU CNEX!!!!! *
* *
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Guvf fvt orfg ivrjrq jvgu fbzr glcr bs ivrjre pncnoyr bs ivrjvat vg.
Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
It was a dark and stormy night. The clock read exactly Wed, 10 Jun 1998
11:02:00 -0700. All was still and quiet, as I sipped from my large
coffee mug. Suddenly, Edwyn <ed...@ihug.co.nz> burst in the door,
wielding a chainsaw, and yelling:
>V unir n gjb-ol-sbhe veba gung fnlf bgurejvfr....
>
>-Edwyn
What was that, Edwyn?
V gubhtug n gjb-ol-sbhe jnf n cynax bs jbbq? Bu jryy... V ershfr gb hfr
abezny Ratyvfu va ercyl gb lbh. Vg'f sha jngpuvat lbh guerngra hf jvgu
qrngu. :-)
Bu, nabgure guvat: V unir n Cynlfgngvba, naq lbh qba'g! Arrare, arrare,
arrare! :-) Uru.
--
Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
AIM Name: JasonMoMW
Why don't you visit my really bad website?
http://home.mci2000.com/~ko...@mci2000.com/
_____Titles__________________________________________
Wielder of the Nova Blade (name by Dana Crysalis),
the Mighty Flail™, and other Medieval Weapons
Holy Champion of AGFF
God of Caffeine
One of the Knights Who Say Swarf
User of Coffee Magic
Defender of Linda
Unofficial Defender of Anything that needs Defending
Co-defender of Small Girl
Member of the Ellipse Faction.... see?
_____My first award!_______________________
Post of the Day Award
6-8-1998
_____Points n Stuff________________________
Holder of...
..600 Cutey Points ^_^
..33 Kick-a-man-when-he's-down Points
..1 Mountain Man Point
..23.69266 Spatula Points
..10 "Grammer" Points
..3 Darkkstar Points
..37 Insanity Points
..15 Shiny Points
..a Cape Coin, bestowed by Eldrick
..Ash's packet of Smarties
..CX's Golden Carrot
_____#1 Quote_____________________________________
"Atma doesn't accept friends. He just has people he
doesn't hate as much as other people." - Edwyn
_____Embarrasing Sailor Moon Related Quotes___________________
"Hi! I'm Sailor Edwyn! I kill for love and justice!
And in the name of gratuitous violence, I will punish you!"
-Edwyn
"I'm Sailor Chris. I fight for hearts, bunnies, and the
right to show off 90% of my body in this skimpy sailor fuku."
-Chris
"Hi! I'm Sailor Unright! I fight for truth, happiness,
and the right to throw vials of deadly acid in the face of
my evil enemies!" -Unright
"Well, then, I dont think Sailor Joshua sounds
plausable....but...whatever: "GREEN HAIRED GOO ATTACK!!!".
There." -Joshua, replying to the idea of an AGFF Sailor Day
"A.Weirdo:That's too weird, even for me!
A.Weirdo the Log:I know! I'll be Sailor Log!
EXPLODING PENGUIN ATTACK!
Bud Ice Penguin:Doo be doo be doo...
Palmer:(Sees the Bud Ice Penguin and A.Weirdo the Log in his
"sailor" outfit)ARRRRRGGGHH! AGFF has been invaded by PENGUINS!
We're all gonna DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!(Runs out into the street,
where he is hit by a mack truck. He lands several feet away,
making a large dent in the sidewalk in the process.)
A.Weirdo the Log:I...AM NOT a penguin!" -A.Weirdo
" ... I'm not a Pretty-Bot or a Sailor..." -Greg
"By day, an ordinary, horny adult; By night, A SUPERHERO!
Pretty Boy Sailor Greggy: I will right wrongs and punish all evil!
And that means you!" -Edwyn, replying to Greg
___Other Quotes not having to do with anything in particular__
"Yes, it's the Zombie Chicken "One Winged Angel" remix!
When the zombie chicken came
To claim her, Mary wailed!
When the zombie chicken came
To claim her, Mary wailed,
Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!
<Repeat x1>
Oh, zombie chicken...
Spread out your rotten wings
Oh, zombie chicken...
Spread out your rotten wings.
When the zombie chicken came
To claim her, Mary wailed!
When the zombie chicken came
To claim her, Mary wailed,
Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!
<Break>
<Tenors & Bass>
Let's fly high, zombie chicken
Let Mary wail from all her heart
Let's fly high, zombie chicken
Let Mary wail from all her heart
<Repeat x2, then joins:>
<Sopranos & Altos>
Come, oh claim her,
Zombie chicken
Come, oh claim her,
Zombie chicken
Come, oh claim her,
Zombie chicken
Come, oh claim her,
Zombie chicken
<The two verses overlap each
other. Then:>
Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!"
-Edwyn
Wyvern: Uh....hi. I'm Ryouga Hibiki (my e-mail address and
ISP may be the same as Wyvern's but I'm NOT HIM, okay?)
Anyway, could someone tell me where I am? I was on my way
to alt.binaries.pictures.anime to meet Akane,but I seem to
have gotten lost....could someone help me? Where is this?
Hey! You! Little girl dressed like Chibi-usa!
<snip>
-Ryouga Hibiki (not Wyvern)
Edwyn: <holds up megaphone> STEP AWAY FROM THE PROZAC!!!
> What is the correct answer to this question?
First you must remove the ear wax with a q-tip, not the
(c)rap star, but the Johnson & Johnson product. Then toss
the q-tip in the trash and wash your face. Then look out
the window, stare up into the sky, and proclaim:
I am the sun and the moon! I am all that was and will be,
I am the alpha and the omega. I know the source, I know the
source by god....
IT'S THE DAMNED TREES! THE TREEEES!!!! THE TREEEEEEES!
Then you need to...
..wait....I heard something...
*looks around quickly*
*sees a person with white face paint*
Oh. My. God. A MIME!!!!
I'm being stalked by mimes! Get them off me! Get them off
meeeeee!!!!
*rolls around in the floor,naked, until the cops show*
-Neo Rubicant, replying to a strange question
with an equally, if not more so, strange answer
"I went to sleep at three, and got up at six. What the hell
am I doing?! I feel like absolute crap! Damn, I'm not sure
if even coffee will help now. Oh, wait a minute, maybe if I
put twice the amount of coffee in... Yes, that sounds like
an excellent idea..." -Me
".... I can see the situation now....
Father: Say, son, you know what happened to the whole tin
of coffee we bought yesterday?
Jason: <sitting up straight and pupils dilated> Not. Off.
Hand. But. I. Could. Stay. Awake. For. The. Next. Few.
Nights. Figuring. It. Out."
-Edwyn, replying to the above quote from me
"*ahem* To the individual known as "The Man". HEY YOU F______G
PIECE OF S____! YOU'RE A F______ C______ D______S____ IF YOU
HAVE THAT KIND OF F________ ATTITUDE YOU G_______!!!! YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU LIKE???? YOU LIKE IT WITH THE _______________________
F_____________________ C_______________________ D____________
E_________________ R_____________ EATING __________________
CHEESY POOFS AND ____________________________________________
BUSSTOPS WITH __________________________ J___________________
FUZZY WIDDLE ANIMAL KILTS!!! YEAH, YOU!!! YOU F________ LAMER!
<puts hand over microphone> wait, can i say that on the usenet?
NS: You can on this newsgroup.
Cool." -Edwyn, after "The Man" said RPGs are a waste of time
"Tifa is probably better for him. I just can't picture Aerith and Cloud
together. One of them is a cocky bastard that became a trainer killer
because it sounded like fun and seems to be suffering from a case of MPD,
the other is a some type of psychic that has a personality like she wouldn't
hurt a fly but is more forward than hooker that's low on cigarettes and is
suffering from some sort of "I'm different because of my blood" syndrome
feeling sorry for herself all the time. Actually, Cloud should pick up with
Yuffie. Why do I say this? I hate Yuffie, and I can just picture Cloud
waking up one morning, looking across the bed and seeing he rolled over in
the middle of the night and stabbed her to death with his hair." -Atma
"Just confirming my continued existance and the fact that I
haven't walked off and placed my head in the oven which is
temptingly close by."
- Edwyn, replying to a "Where are you" thread
"Haha, I usually only brush my teeth about once every other
day or so, I eat alot of candy and junk, and I've never had
a cavity. And that is because I am...THE HOLDER OF THE HOLY
TEETH OF THE GODS! IMPERVIOUS TO DECAY!!! YESSS!!! <crack>
Aww, ma toof! Aaggg..." -Shinyhat
"Yeah, ICQ really blows. It's stupid how Mirabilis (sp?)
put up a bunch of cows and flowers to make it look all nice
and safe, then you find out that it's SEAL training just to
download it, and it's one of the most unsafe looking windows
that's ever been forced on your desktop. It's like holding
a bunch of jagged glass in your hand and saying "now push
this up to your ear, and you'll be able to talk to people."
FUCK YOU ICQ!!!"
-Neptune Salad, hating ICQ
"reading this newsgroup to get information is like
trying to fill your daily reccomendation of Vitamin C
by eating Skittles." - Unright
"I'll give you a Prozac if you put me in your sig file!"
-Ranma, trying desperately to get in someone's sig
This is from a message wondering if it was possible
for Sephiroth to join your your party in FF VII.
"And when you win, he's beating himself."
-Laughing Vigilante, speaking of Sephiroth
"Eww..sick!!! Over WhAt..???Nake pics of Aeris or
something????EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"
-Small Girl, replying to the above quote from LV
"THE IRONY METER IS OFF THE SCALE!
SHE'S GONNA BLOW, CAPTAIN!
[The sig is laughing at BZ.]"
-NeoAtma, responding to Bahamut Zero
This is from the end of a message Atma posted
after he left.
"[The sig thinks Atma is a hypocrite for posting.]
Oh yeah? Well the sig can goto hell.
[The sig doesn't like that attitude.]
I don't give a damn.
[The sig thinks Atma is being a dickhead again.]
Oh yeah? You wanna see me be a dickhead? <calls the bank
and tells them to no longer allow the sig to withdraw on the
expense account.>
[The sig thinks you should at least post an I'm back
message if you're gonna be a weakass bastard about this.]
Fucking sig! I'm not back, I made one post explaining what
happened!
<begins choking the sig>
[The sig..... CAN'T BREATHE!]"
-Atma, arguing with the sig
___Lord Falconer's odd..thing______________________________
" But wait, there's more... Here, submitted for your
approval, a condensed Haohmaru (read: loud) rant.
(A young man with large, bushy black hair in a white fighters
gi sits in lotus position, meditating. His name, Haohmaru of
Samurai Shodown fame. Across from him stands a tall man with
well-defined muscles and several scars. He wears a red
bandanna about his semi-long blonde hair, along with green
Army-fashion pants. His name, Alex of Street Fighter 3
fame. Several moments pass as the bushi-haired samurai
remains in meditation. Eventually though, he reaches...)
ENLIGHTENMENT! IT IS ALL SO CLEAR TO ME NOW!
NOBODY BUYS THOSE GARFIELD CAR WINDOW PLUSH TOYS BECAUSE
THEY LIKE GARFIELD, BUT BECAUSE OF THE NEED TO HAVE SOMETHING
CUTE HANGING ON THEIR BACK WINDOW!
(Alex stands there, stunned at the volume of his opponent.
He plugs his ears as Haohmaru starts up again.)
AH, SO YOU ARE MY LATEST OPPONENT! WHY, YOU MUST BE
HONORED TO HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF FACING OFF AGAINST SUCH A
LEGENDARY WARRIOR LIKE MYSELF... AND A PRIVILEGE IT IS
INDEED, JUST TO BE AROUND SUCH A LEGENDARY WARRIOR LIKE MYSELF,
EVEN IF IT IS TO BE UTTERLY DEFEATED. WHY, YOU MUST BE IN AWE
OF MY VERY PRESENCE, SINCE IT IS ONLY COMMON THOUGHT TO BE IN
AWE OF SUCH A LEGENDARY WARRIOR LIKE MYSELF. OF COURSE, I MUST
LET YOU KNOW THAT ONCE OUR BATTLE STARTS, I WILL SADLY BE
FORCED TO DEFEAT YOU IN LEGENDARY FASHION, SINCE YOU CANNOT
POSSIBLY COMPETE AGAINST THE LIKES OF A LEGENDARY WARRIOR SUCH
AS MYSELF. PERHAPS I WILL GO EASY ON YOU AND MERELY HUMILIATE
YOU IN LEGENDARY FASHION AS ONLY A LEGENDARY WARRIOR LIKE
MYSELF CAN, FOR I DO INDEED ALSO HAVE A LEGENDARY SENSE OF
COMPASSION AND MERCY, BEING THE LEGENDARY PERSON THAT I AM,
AND IT WOULD ONLY BE FITTING THAT YOU BE HUMILIATED IN SUCH A
LEGENDARY FASHION BY (OF COURSE) SOMEONE LIKE ME, LEGEND OF
LEGENDS, WHOSE SLIGHTEST ACTION IS LEGENDARY, AND THUSLY IS
MET WITH EQUALLY LEGENDARY JEALOUSY AND AWE BY THOSE WHO
OBSERVE IT, PUTTING THEM TO SHAME, AS ONLY LEGENDARY ACTS
PERFORMED BY MYSELF, THE LEGENDARY HAOHMARU CAN DO. YES, YOU
WILL UNDOUBTEDLY PUT UP A FIGHT, BUT CERTAINLY NOT A LEGENDARY
ONE, FOR YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT LEGENDARY LIKE ME. YOU WILL,
OF COURSE, LOSE SINCE YOU ARE DECIDEDLY UNLEGENDARY, AND SURELY
MUST LOSE TO THE LEGENDARY SKILL OF A LEGENDARY FIGHTER,
NAMELY MYSELF ONCE AGAIN. I AM SURE YOU WISH YOU COULD BE AS
LEGENDARY AS ME, BUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN, FOR ONLY I,
HAOHMARU, MASTER LEGENDARY SWORDSMAN, AM ALLOWED TO BE
LEGENDARY.
Alex: Yeah, great. Can we get to the...
AH YES! YOU WISH TO START THE BATTLE ALREADY, AND
THIS IS PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE TO A LEGEND SUCH AS MYSELF.
YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE FACING OFF AGAINST AN EXTREMELY
LEGENDARY FIGHTER, AND WISH TO GET YOUR CERTAIN DEFEAT OUT OF
THE WAY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, SO THAT YOU MAY RUN OFF AND LICK
YOUR WOUNDS (WHICH I SHALL INFLICT USING MY MOST LEGENDARY
SWORDSMANSHIP SKILLS OF COURSE), AND PONDER HAVING BEEN
UTTERLY OUTCLASSED BY SUCH A LEGENDARY FIGHTER
(ONCE AGAIN, ME). DO NOT FEAR, JUST ALLOW ME TO PURIFY MY
BLADE... (drinks some sake from the ever-present jug he has
at his side and spits most of it onto his blade)
..AND I SHALL BE MORE THAN WILLING TO HAND YOU A LEGENDARY
A$$-WHIPPING (AS THE ALMOST LEGENDARY KEN MASTERS, A MAN WHO
HAS SOMEHOW HAD A LEGENDARY STROKE OF LUCK BY DEFEATING ME,
THE TRUE LEGEND, USED TO SAY). YOU MUST UNDOUBTEDLY BE
FEELING QUOITE AFRIAD OF ME BY NOW, SO I WOULD NOT BE UPSET
SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO CHANGE YOUR MIND AND DECIDE NOT TO
PARTAKE IN THE MOST LEGENDARY THRASHING OF YOUR UNDOUBTEDLY
ILLUSTRIOUS (BUT CERTAINLY NOT _LEGENDARY_) CAREER, FOR TO
FACE OFF AGAINST ONE WITH SUCH SKILL, SUCH ABILITY, SUCH
CHARISMA, SUCH PINCHABLE CHEEKS, AMONG OTHER LEGENDARY
TRAITS IS TO PREPARE FOR CERTAIN (AND LEGENDARY) DEFEAT,
FOR I AM THE LEGEND OF LEGENDS, WARRIOR OF WARRIORS, FIGHTER
OF FIGHTERS, AND A REALLY NICE GUY. MY WAY IS THE WAY OF THE
WARRIOR, THE WAY OF THE HERO, THE WAY OF THE LEGEND, THE WAY
TO EARN MILLIONS IN 12 SIMPLE STEPS. IT IS THE TRUE WAY, THE
BEST WAY, THE RIGHT OF WAY, THE CURDS AND WHEY...
(Yes folks, he really is this talkative, and yes, I'm
perfectly capable of typing out the remaining 90% of his
'speech'. ^_^)"
-From Lord Falconer's sig. I just love this quote!
Since Deja News really sucks, I have no idea what the exact
count is on my number of posts. I estimate it to be somewhere
over 1500, though.
Edwyn
I have a two-by-four iron that says otherwise....
-Edwyn
Edwyn
Grerrrr.....
> V gubhtug n gjb-ol-sbhe jnf n cynax bs jbbq?
I'm changing the rules. It's a piece of metal. A HEAVY piece of
metal. With your name on it, if you don't quit it.
> Bu jryy... V ershfr gb hfr
> abezny Ratyvfu va ercyl gb lbh. Vg'f sha jngpuvat lbh guerngra hf jvgu
> qrngu. :-)
I'm sure you'll be laughing all the way to a pulped state....
> Bu, nabgure guvat: V unir n Cynlfgngvba, naq lbh qba'g! Arrare, arrare,
> arrare! :-) Uru.
On second thoughts I might just drag it out a bit.... With a
snowplow and an egg whisk.
-Edwyn
--
Master of "Sock with a half-brick in it" technique
and Defender of Cyanspeak
AGFF's FF5 Patron Saint
One Understated Post Of The Day Award (AGFF)
Vigilantes Award for Logic
Winner of 5 Wyvern Points
Winner of 12 Dead Fish Points
Winner of 45 Jappy Points
In the beginning, there was a void...
when the void was filled with four elemental spirits,
the four crystals were born and the world was created. Since then:
Hope gave the earth blessings,
Courage lit the flame,
Kindness made the water as a source of life, and
Search let thoughts ride the wind.
When the void endangers the world again,
Light shall reincarnate.
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Welcome to the Quotes....
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Live, you assholes! So I can kill you myself for your selfishness!
-- Kuro Shouden, about several suicidal regs
Interesting, so just how *did* you manage to fit in the console, close
the Playstation, AND hit 'power?'
-- IceTigger, commenting on someone who was "stuck in FF7"
"I just want you to realise that I'm revealing the secrets of the
universe to you. Don't file this away in the same section of your tiny
minds along with trivialities such as recipes for banana walnut bread,
or memories of the first time you experienced sexual intercourse. We're
talking matters of importance here. Do you understand that?"
-- Q, _Q-Squared_
Cor blimey, guv'nor. Just goin up the apples and pears to drive me
jamjar up the chim-chimney-chimchimcherooo. Look, it's Mary Poppins!
With 'er umbrella an' Magnum!
<gets shot by a highly irate Poppins>
-- Ash, on the stereotypes of English people
God does not play dice with the universe: He plays an ineffable game
of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of
any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an
obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank
cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules,
and who _smiles_ _all_ _the_ _time_.
-- Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, _Good Omens_
It's silly to assume that Humans are good.
It's sillier to assume that Humans are evil.
It's silliest to assume it doesn't vary.
-- Jamey Powell
STERCUS, STERCUS, STERCUS, MORITURUS SUM
Omatu
Falimortalis the Noble wrote:
> ...Fvapr crbcyr unir hfrq EBG-13. Jul, V'q nyzbfg tb nf sne nf gb fnl
> gung gurl'ir nyy sbetbggra jung vg VF! V org EBG-13 vf n guvat bs gur
> cnfg naq V'z gur bayl bar jub rira erzrzoref gung napvrag qrivpr!
>
> Bu, OGJ, Eryz vf Sbbrl.
>
> :)
>
> -Snyvzbegnyvf gur Aboyr
> Yrnqre bs gur ZES
> Zrzore bs gur NTSS Ryvgr
> Unccl sbe gur rayvtugrazrag naq fcvevghnyvgl bs Xnva. :)
> Pb-Nhgube bs gur Zvpebjnir FnTn
> Naq fbpvny, bhgtbvat thl...
Do tell.
Omatu
Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
It was a dark and stormy night. The clock read exactly Wed, 10 Jun 1998
Zzz uzz... Jbexvat ba lbhe jvyq navzny npg, ru?
>> V gubhtug n gjb-ol-sbhe jnf n cynax bs jbbq?
>
>I'm changing the rules. It's a piece of metal. A HEAVY piece of
>metal. With your name on it, if you don't quit it.
Uzz... Jryy, fvapr V nz Tbq bs Pnssrvar, lbh pna'g xvyy zr. Hayrff, bs
pbhefr, gung urnil cvrpr bs zrgny unf Uvaq'f Oybbq ba vg, ol fbzr gjvfg
bs sngr...
>> Bu jryy... V ershfr gb hfr
>> abezny Ratyvfu va ercyl gb lbh. Vg'f sha jngpuvat lbh guerngra hf jvgu
>> qrngu. :-)
>
>I'm sure you'll be laughing all the way to a pulped state....
Zber guna yvxryl... :-)
>> Bu, nabgure guvat: V unir n Cynlfgngvba, naq lbh qba'g! Arrare, arrare,
>> arrare! :-) Uru.
>
>On second thoughts I might just drag it out a bit.... With a
>fabjcybj and an rtt juvfx.
>
>-Edwyn
Jung? Uzz...creuncf lbh NER sebz nabgure cynarg. Gnyxvat shaal yvxr
gung... Bu, jnvg n zvahgr... :-)
--
Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
Kim Wild
On Tue, 09 Jun 1998 00:51:18 GMT, Falimo...@AGFF.home (Falimortalis
the Noble) wrote:
>...Fvapr crbcyr unir hfrq EBG-13. Jul, V'q nyzbfg tb nf sne nf gb fnl
>gung gurl'ir nyy sbetbggra jung vg VF! V org EBG-13 vf n guvat bs gur
>cnfg naq V'z gur bayl bar jub rira erzrzoref gung napvrag qrivpr!
>
>Bu, OGJ, Eryz vf Sbbrl.
>
>:)
>
???????
Kim
Defender of Gummy Bears
Co-Defender of Nobuo and his music
+*********************************************
+ Member of Hater of Scooby Doo Cartoon Club +
+ Scooby Doo Must die! +
+ Founded by Kim Wild on 13/5/98 +
+Come and join the club! +
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Points
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1 Coffee Point
31 Insanity Points
45 Jap Points
9 Dead Fish points
1 smiley point
27 Opitimism Points
100 Kain Points :) Yay!
10 Death points
-1 Seb Point
Quotes from AGFF
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"is your daemon not working" Jason F Long
"I WANT TO MAKE COOKIES!COOKIES! SHAPED LIKE LITTLE TREES!!!" Timo
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit- Welcome to the dungeon. Hope you enjoy your stay
"our economy is spiralling down faster than sales of pork sausages
in a synagogue" Edwyn talking about NZ's economy
"And I like being happy. For happy is being me" Edwyn
"No, boredom wouldn't dare kill me for I am its Lord!" Eyeglazer
[SWARF SWARF SWARF> We are the Knights who say 'Swarf'! <SWARF SWARF SWARF]
[SWARF SWARF SWARF> Head Swarfer: webrunner <SWARF SWARF SWARF]
"But there will be a dawn eventually, and the next day will begin
- hopefully, a day whose brightness helps soften the darkness of the previous
night. But the dawn will certainly never come if you choose to inflict on
yourself the night eternal that is death." Kain in Amy's Final Post
"Yet in nearly every case, there is somewhere to look for the path to the beam of
sunlight that pierces the clouds hanging over a life of misery. And if we only
think to look for that sunlight, sooner or later we'll find it".Kain in Amy's Final Post
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EVEN MORE QUOTES
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>And it is all a wasted star, like the donkey that awakens the dawning blade
>of grass within the blue table that is all that is unlike humanity. And the
>table stands up the ceiling which does not turn white when blighted with the
>plague that is the life of a troll, or human life, perhaps the life of a
>condemned IBM mousepad covered with a lack of caterpillars... But which is
>worth more? The life of a sheet, or that of a bull? Did black really change
>colour, or was it just an optical illusion caused by the meowing of the
>tainted hippo residing in the maple precincts? :) Fulgore on youth
> ><grand voice> I am proud of my insanity, of my lack of reason, of my
> >strength to stare logic in the eye and spit on its feet. I revel in my
> >foolishness, I glory in my ignorance, I take joy in the absolute
> >stupidity of my actions, for I, Eyeglazer, am the sole embodiment of
> >mankind. </grand voice>- Eyeglazer during an email
St. Kain
In article <3589b5a1...@news.dial.pipex.com>, yc...@dial.pipex.com wrote:
>On Tue, 09 Jun 1998 00:51:18 GMT, Falimo...@AGFF.home (Falimortalis
>the Noble) wrote:
>
>>...Fvapr crbcyr unir hfrq EBG-13. Jul, V'q nyzbfg tb nf sne nf gb fnl
>>gung gurl'ir nyy sbetbggra jung vg VF! V org EBG-13 vf n guvat bs gur
>>cnfg naq V'z gur bayl bar jub rira erzrzoref gung napvrag qrivpr!
>>
>>Bu, OGJ, Eryz vf Sbbrl.
>>
>>:)
>>
>???????
Trr Snyv, V guvax lbhe cbvag ungu orra cebira evtug gurer. :)
(Oh, and Kim, these messages are written in ROT-13 - depending on your
newsreader there should be a decoder under the View menu. :))
##########
###### ++++----##
#### ++**$$$$#### St. Kain Aron Highwind I, Arch-Dragoon Saint
## --##++++------## Dragoon de AGFF, fan des Beatles, Dieu de FF4
## **%%--!!++****$$$$## Defenseur de AGFF, FF3 (Japonais), et FF4
## $$%%----##!! $$$$##
## ----####!!++##++----##
## ----####88 ##-- ###### Co-Auteur de la saga du micro-ondes
##--###### 88__## --++!!#### (L'histoire LA plus cool de tout usenet)
##!!++## ##--++####-- ##
##!!## ##--++####++ ##
##++--++## ########++--++!!## Si vous trouvez ma .sig trop longue, vous
########++####++############## pouvez vous plaindre aupres de ce mur.
## ##++--++--## ##++ ++##
## ##++##++## ##++NN##
## ####**#### ##NN## "I used to get mad at my school
###### ## ++############++## The teachers that taught me weren't cool"
##--##-- ++##!!!!++## -Paul McCartney (l'histoire de ma vie!)
####-- ++####!!++##
## ######++##!!++##
#### --++####++## Tu sais que ta .sig est une legende quand
##NN## --++####++## on te la vole. (de mon POTD, 13/11/97)
##NN++NN##--++## ##
############
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Trophee Kim pour le second plus grand nombre de < Defenseur de Kim Wild>
smileys utilises dans une conversation AIM < Je t'aime, Kim!! :) >
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
############################ J'ai jamais vu Sailor Moon et j'en suis fier!
Un trophee du "Post du mois" "Membres de AGFF immunises contre SM," portez
Pour "Re: Amys final post" le badge officiel du club avec fierete!! :)
(Avril, 1998) ****************************** Fonde par
(decerne par Falimortalis) * Qui s'interesse a SM!? * Kain Highwind
############################ ****************************** 24/4/98 :)
Bastion officiel d'AGFF des bon gouts musicaux (declare par Sean Daugherty)
Fier detenteur de 10 points sparkster (decerne par Kim Wild, aka sparkieee :))
Possesseur des droits d'auteur du titre "*that* picture" [(c) K.A.H., 1997] :)
Gagnant de la medaille GFox pour une reponse on-topic a un post off-topic
______ ______ ______
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QUATRE MILLE POSTS ET UN POST OF \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
THE DAY A ALT.GAMES.FINAL-FANTASY! (4000) (POTD) (GFOX)
********************************** \__/ \__/ \__/
Chris Piekarski
On Wed, 10 Jun 1998 14:48:08 GMT, St. Kain (m-
smi...@nwu.edu.DeathToSpam) scribed on the side of a barn various pagan
symbols, consisting of:
> In article <3589b5a1...@news.dial.pipex.com>, yc...@dial.pipex.com wrote:
> >On Tue, 09 Jun 1998 00:51:18 GMT, Falimo...@AGFF.home (Falimortalis
> >the Noble) wrote:
> >
> >>...Fvapr crbcyr unir hfrq EBG-13. Jul, V'q nyzbfg tb nf sne nf gb fnl
> >>gung gurl'ir nyy sbetbggra jung vg VF! V org EBG-13 vf n guvat bs gur
> >>cnfg naq V'z gur bayl bar jub rira erzrzoref gung napvrag qrivpr!
> >>
> >>Bu, OGJ, Eryz vf Sbbrl.
> >>
> >>:)
> >>
> >???????
>
> Trr Snyv, V guvax lbhe cbvag ungu orra cebira evtug gurer. :)
Dear GOD, Kain! Stop making sick remarks like that to Kim! This is not
the place for that sort of thing!
--
--¥-The True-¥--
AIM: Card Gamr
ICQ: 7808433
IRC: ExDeath
E-mail: ExDe...@earthlink.net
--¥--Chris--¥--
Unholy Champion of AGFF
Wearer of the one and only Lazarus Coat
AGFF Guru of Anime and Co-Guru of Punk Music
Co-Founder of the Church of UcchanTology
Attacker of Tifa and FF7
Attacker of people with worse sigs than mine
Defender of FF4
Defender of FF5
Defender of computers
Defender of SaGa Frontier
Maker of bad ASCII art
Hater of blondes
Give Awayer of Kick-A-Man-When-He's-Down Points
User of the names Aerith (not Aeris) and Edward (not Edgar)
[SWARF> Knights who say SWARF - headed by webrunner <SWARF]
Member of the Committee to Call it the Lifestream
_______________________________________________________
-----------++-----------Quotes:-----------++-----------
"We said all we had to say,
We did what we had to do,
We meant every word we said,
You can't stop a riot til it's through"--Down by Law, 'Independance Day'
"It would be like taking the kiddie porn from Clinton's sock
drawer"--Synergy, talking about stamping out emulators and
warez on the Internet
"Never underestimate the power of religion. Because of this,
never let the church come into power."--Nick Zitzmann
Robert Rahl wrote:
>
> Richard Goldman wrote:
> >
> > Linda wrote:
> > >
> > > And, even more to the point, who is Richard Goldman?
> >
> > My dad.
> > I, however, am the official brainwashed slave of SmallGirl. It's sad..
> > it happened due to an accident involving experimental hypnosis and a
> > computer screen...
>
> You know, this sounds like the beginning of a penthouse letter...
"Well I don't have a car or a girlfriend, but on the bright side I have
a bottle of whiskey and a drinking problem."--Velius
"Atma and Sebastian: Girls! Put your handbags down!"--Ash, on an
immature flame war between Seb and Atma
"On a weird side note, if it had been called Atma Syndrome we would have
Atma Syndrome sufferers. We could call them ASSes."--Unright
Neo Atma Weapon wrote:
>
> Guybrush: I'm selling these fine leather jackets...
>
> Dresel: STFU.
>
> Guybrush: You're
>
> Dresel: That's an IKYABWAI! <jumps up and down> I WON! I WON THE FLAME
> WAR WITH GUYBRUSH!
"I'm JT. I dress in black and only black. I sleep during the day and only
go out at night. My hobbies include human sacrifice and skinning live
animals then using their blood in various satanic rituals. I like having
sex with corpses."--JT
Chris T (to Nep): Troll.
Black Mountain: Name caller.
Edwyn: Ruffian.
Black Mountain: Crack whore.
"The IDN is such a slut that Chris Augustine scored with it.
Twice."--AGFFWizard, making fun of a troll
"I am so stupid that when I talk, Nep listens."--AGFFWizard, same thing
"[Aeris could not be revived because an error has occured.]"--webrunner
"I wish my newsserver had the advanced capability to not suck."--Ash666
"Besides, it's obvious you don't know anything about me. Go into
Dejanews with my name, and read some of my posts, then come back and
repeat your comment about it being smart not to blah blah etc. I think
it'll prove that I _never_ do what's smart."--Ash666
"Who wants to see a naked Terra learning what love is!?" - Ash666
"I'm a bold and egosticial thieving bastard who kisses mirrors a
lot..."--Thierry
"Nep: I went to the Special Olympics.
Ralph: Did you win a medal?"
"the Aerith sequence was the most touching I've ever
scene"--Siegfried, making an odd error
"if you can come up with a good, new, innovative idea for a site, I will
do it!!!"--MistaKefka, being original
"For some odd reason, I think this will get quoted, just to prove me
wrong, and the sheer perverseness of life."--Dana, talking about never
being quoted in people's sigs
"Jason: Nothing beats a smiley! :)
DemonWall: The smiley beats itself.
Jason: DemonWall! What have you been teaching the smiley?!"
"I would think perversion would be more prevalent in Antarctica. After
all, a few scientists huddled in a cold shelter located in one of the
coldest places on earth... don't you think they'd be a bit "creative" on
ways to "keep each other warm"?"--Chiral Fox, on GFS in Antarctica
"Tape them to a five year old, throw him in the monkey cage at your local
zoo, and see those chimpanzees dance!"--IceTigger, talking about creative
uses for Banana Chips
"Regular Ash....I have images of me being a special promotion in
McDonalds..."Fries, Coke, and a Regular Ash, please""--Ash, when
Jason called her "regular Ash" (as opposed to Ash666)
"64DD sounds like Tifa's bra size..."--X
"TIFA IS SUCH A SLUT WHENEVER SHE WALKS INTO A BAR SHE HAS A FLASHBACK OF
THE WAR AND IT WAS THE CIVIL WAR"--Some troll, not helping the anti-Tifa cause
"I feel cold....empty....like one of those urine specimen cups after they
have poured the urine into a glass tube and tossed the cup in the trash....
the bastards...they never care about the cup..."--Neo Rubicant
"Okee, I'm a little gopher! A gopher! A bloomin gopher! A furry
little gopher! Gophers have no need for spam! Spam I am, I will not
eat Green Eggs and Spam."--Neo Rubicant (again)
"HTML is a slut."--Joshua
"Death City.. hey look, it's initials are "DC". heh.."--Bahamut ZERO
"God came to me in a dream, and he said, "Chris..put your pants on""--Me, in
an AIM, talking about sex and religion
Once was a man named Strife
Who lived with wolves all his life
But one day in mid-june
He met a rabbit named Moon
And decided to make her his wife.
_______________________________________________________
---+---Top 5 reasons why it's better to be male:---+---
5. Bachelor parties are fun, bridal showers are boring.
4. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
3. You know things about tanks.
2. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
1. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
_______________________________________________________
1 Smiley Point
1 Canadian Mountain Man Point
2 Chirality Points
2 Snoopy Points
2 Coffee Points
10 Grammer Points
10 Blackwood Points
20 Insanity Points
28 Optimism Points
62 Jappy Points
100 Cutey Points
777 Spatula Points
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FIFTEEN HUNDRED POSTS \/ \/
TO ALT.GAMES.FINAL.FANTASY (1500)
%#@*%#@*%#@*%#@*%#@*%#@*%# \__/
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(*PWI) Pigwalk Invitational
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|webrunner|
| sez.. |
| I AM |
|VERY VERY|
|INSANE!!!|
|_________|
(_________() Awarded by webrunner
(----------------)
| I MIGHT know |
|somethin about |
|wrestling, but |
|not much. |
(----------------) Awarded by Lord Bob
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
* *
* I HATE SOUTH PARK!!!!! *
* *
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This sig best viewed with some type of viewer capable of viewing it.
St. Kain
In article <MPG.fe853b7a...@news.earthlink.net>, ExDe...@earthlink.net (Chris Piekarski) wrote:
>On Wed, 10 Jun 1998 14:48:08 GMT, St. Kain (m-
>smi...@nwu.edu.DeathToSpam) scribed on the side of a barn various pagan
>symbols, consisting of:
>
>> In article <3589b5a1...@news.dial.pipex.com>, yc...@dial.pipex.com
> wrote:
>> >On Tue, 09 Jun 1998 00:51:18 GMT, Falimo...@AGFF.home (Falimortalis
>> >the Noble) wrote:
>> >
>> >>...Fvapr crbcyr unir hfrq EBG-13. Jul, V'q nyzbfg tb nf sne nf gb fnl
>> >>gung gurl'ir nyy sbetbggra jung vg VF! V org EBG-13 vf n guvat bs gur
>> >>cnfg naq V'z gur bayl bar jub rira erzrzoref gung napvrag qrivpr!
>> >>
>> >>Bu, OGJ, Eryz vf Sbbrl.
>> >>
>> >>:)
>> >>
>> >???????
>>
>> Trr Snyv, V guvax lbhe cbvag ungu orra cebira evtug gurer. :)
>
>Dear GOD, Kain! Stop making sick remarks like that to Kim! This is not
>the place for that sort of thing!
<rolls eyes> Har de har har har. I'm sure you know as well as I that it says
"Gee Fali, I think your point hath been proven right there. :)" View it in
ROT-13 yourself and you'll see proof.
Not that you ever doubted it anyway I'm sure - you were just making a funny, I
presume. And I never knew AGFF was the wrong place for sick remarks. Try
telling GFox that some time!
Nejimakidori
In article <3589b5a1...@news.dial.pipex.com>,
yc...@dial.pipex.com (Kim Wild) wrote:
>???????
!!!!!!!
znexrgvat
"Lbh jvyy svaq lbhe cbyxn-qbg gvr, ohg abg va lbhe ubhfr."
Kim Wild
On Wed, 10 Jun 1998 14:48:08 GMT, m-sm...@nwu.edu.DeathToSpam (St.
Kain) wrote:
>In article <3589b5a1...@news.dial.pipex.com>, yc...@dial.pipex.com wrote:
>>On Tue, 09 Jun 1998 00:51:18 GMT, Falimo...@AGFF.home (Falimortalis
>>the Noble) wrote:
>>
>>>...Fvapr crbcyr unir hfrq EBG-13. Jul, V'q nyzbfg tb nf sne nf gb fnl
>>>gung gurl'ir nyy sbetbggra jung vg VF! V org EBG-13 vf n guvat bs gur
>>>cnfg naq V'z gur bayl bar jub rira erzrzoref gung napvrag qrivpr!
>>>
>>>Bu, OGJ, Eryz vf Sbbrl.
>>>
>>>:)
>>>
>>???????
>
>Trr Snyv, V guvax lbhe cbvag ungu orra cebira evtug gurer. :)
>
>(Oh, and Kim, these messages are written in ROT-13 - depending on your
>newsreader there should be a decoder under the View menu. :))
Does anyone with Agent know how to decode this stuff? I can't seem to
find a decoder
Jesse Dorland
On or around Thu, 11 Jun 1998 09:46:18 GMT, a member of the Kuwaiti
Mafia, under the alias yc...@dial.pipex.com (Kim Wild), was spotted
delivering the following message in discrete brown packaging to Lenny,
the funny-smelling guy on the pier:
>>(Oh, and Kim, these messages are written in ROT-13 - depending on your
>>newsreader there should be a decoder under the View menu. :))
>
>Does anyone with Agent know how to decode this stuff? I can't seem to
>find a decoder
Highlight the text, then press Ctrl+R.
-Jesse
====================================================
Jesse Dorland
jessedorland AT hotmail DOT com
10268731 on ICQ
A hell of a lot of posts to alt.games.final-fantasy
Holder of 55 Jappy Points, 49 Insanity Points,
1 Coffee Point and 1 Canadian Mountain Man Point!
AGFF DEFILER OF POPULAR MUSIC
AGFF GOD AND DEFENDER OF FINAL FANTASY VI
Defile the name of the almighty FF6, and you
shall pay dearly..... as follows:
- $50 for the first insulting line,
- $25 for each additional line.
- If you are unable to come up with necessary
payment, I may, at my option, take a vital organ
or two as collateral.
Never seen Sailor Moon and damn proud of it!
Fellow "SM Immune Members of AGFF," wear the
official badge with pride!
*******************************
* Who gives a damn about SM!? *
*******************************
Hi! I'm a .signature virus! Copy me into yours
and join the fun!
====================================================
FrostyDoom
It's so very long.
*squirt*
St. Frosty
I'm Frostilicious!
Member of the CTBTFB
A.Weirdo
On Thu, 11 Jun 1998 09:46:18 GMT, yc...@dial.pipex.com (Kim Wild)
wrote:
>On Wed, 10 Jun 1998 14:48:08 GMT, m-sm...@nwu.edu.DeathToSpam (St.
>Kain) wrote:
>
>>In article <3589b5a1...@news.dial.pipex.com>, yc...@dial.pipex.com wrote:
>>>On Tue, 09 Jun 1998 00:51:18 GMT, Falimo...@AGFF.home (Falimortalis
>>>the Noble) wrote:
>>>
>>>>...Fvapr crbcyr unir hfrq EBG-13. Jul, V'q nyzbfg tb nf sne nf gb fnl
>>>>gung gurl'ir nyy sbetbggra jung vg VF! V org EBG-13 vf n guvat bs gur
>>>>cnfg naq V'z gur bayl bar jub rira erzrzoref gung napvrag qrivpr!
>>>>
>>>>Bu, OGJ, Eryz vf Sbbrl.
>>>>
>>>>:)
>>>>
>>>???????
>>
>>Trr Snyv, V guvax lbhe cbvag ungu orra cebira evtug gurer. :)
>>
>>(Oh, and Kim, these messages are written in ROT-13 - depending on your
>>newsreader there should be a decoder under the View menu. :))
>
>Does anyone with Agent know how to decode this stuff? I can't seem to
>find a decoder
A.Weirdo:Look under the edit menu. Highlight the ROT-13'ed text, and
select "Apply ROT-13".
Naq ibvyn! Lbh'ir qrpbqrq gur grkg! Sha vfa'g vg?
N.Jrveqb gur Ybt:N.Jrveqb vf n cbbcl urnq, naq V'z tbvat gb gnxr bire
gur jbeyq!
N.Jrveqb:Pna vg Ybt. V unir gung bcgvba ba zl arjfernqre, gbb.
N.Jrveqb gur Ybt:<Zbagl Clguba>Bu, lbh'er ab sha nalzber.</Zbagl
Clguba>
-------
*Enpury Terra NXN N.Jrveqb*
*NTSS Fcnghyn Vafcrpgbe* Zl NFPVV Syrn-----> @
Qrsraqre bs gur sbyybjvat svpgvbany punenpgref:
Pnegbba punenpgref:Funttl,Fpbbol,Iryzn,Serqql,Qncuar,
Gur Zlfgrel Znpuvar, gur Ebnqehaare,Jvyr R. Pblbgr naq
Aryfba
SS punenpgref:Cnyzre,Rfgre,naq nyy gubfr crbcyr va SSIVV
jub cenpgvpnyyl YVIR va gur onguebbz...
Bgure:Ubjneq Ornyr,Fgnayrl Fcnqbjfxv, naq YnIrear
Nagv-Qrsraqre bs Fpenccl Qbb naq O'uneavv
Bjare bs 54 fbzr bqq Vafnavgl Cbvagf
Qvfgevohgbe bs gur bppnvfvbany "Ybt Cbvag"
Vs lbh jnag gb r-znvy zr, erzbir gur fcnz 'a rttf sebz
gur r-znvy nqqerff.(Qhu)
Vs lbh jnag gb VZ zr, zl NVZ anzr vf NJrveqb42.
-------
Gur Rire Punatvat Guvatl sbe guvf cbfg:
"Jryy zbfg crbcyr jvyy frr zr ba [NVZ] *pbafgnagyl* orgjrra jrafqnl
gb fhaqnl orsber 3cz CFG orpnhfr V'z ng jbex naq V'ir tbg abguvat
gb qb rkprcg cvpx zl abfr naq syvat gur obbtref ng gur crbcyr
cnffvat ol zl phovpyr!"--Purehonr
-------
Zl penccl cntr vf ng:
uggc://jjj.trbpvgvrf.pbz/FbUb/Ybsgf/1937/vaqrk.ugzy
Gur NTSS Fheiviny Thvqr vf ng:
uggc://jjj.trbpvgvrf.pbz/FbUb/Ybsgf/1937/NTSSFhe.ugzy
-------
Vs lbh'ir ernq guvf sne, gura lbh unir JNL gbb zhpu gvzr ba
lbhe unaqf...Guvf vf gur raq bs gur sernxvat fvt!Gur fubj'f bire!
Tb ubzr!Tb ba,trg!
Rob Browning
>Does anyone with Agent know how to decode this stuff? I can't seem to
>find a decoder
Highlight the gibberish, right-click, and select "Apply ROT-13."
Rob ~2~
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ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POSTS \/ \/
TO ALT.GAMES.FINAL-FANTASY (1500)
******************************** \__/
"take it from the Cock-king here, you are fucked up. :)" --V.
Val attempting to talk about Coke, but failing miserably
"That's what they said about the Titanic...." --Edwyn, replying
to Greg about his claim that Allison and he will "never break
up"
"Me too. They don't complain when I 'borrow' their money."
--Greg, referring to his like of stupid people
"We don't welcome people back very well, do we? 'Yeah, Piwalk's
back! KILL HIM!'" --Unright
"Isn't Piggy 6 too?" --Bob
"Tifa: AHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEE-- What the fuck!? Where am I?
Mr. Hartwig? Where'd you go!?" --Neo Atma
"Damn right. ****** wasn't an adulterer, junkie, or really,
REALLY annoying (okay, maybe the last one...)" --True EDGE,
referring to how someone wasn't trying to compare ******'s
death to JFK's, Kurt Cobain's, or Princess Di's
"Dairy Queen serve Cock in Bahrain." --Manaf, looking to
be V. Val's apprentice
"Hmm...if those are the normal posts on your Usenet...your friends
are even more screwed than mine. And that's hard." --John Barthle,
a person on a writer's RPG I'm in, after reading the quotes in my
.sig
"I believe you, Linda. I have powers to deduce the truth even
before hearing the person speak." --Cypher, impersonating
Spoony Bard
"sounds like my sisters..." --Tomo, referring to how Atma and Linda
tried to blame each other for January's flame war
"I know that it sounds stupid, but come on, Bob could be Cypher
could be Deadfrog could be K3wldood could be Linda could be a
m3ower could be Nick Zitzmann for all I care." --Kao Megura,
pretty much stating my philosophy about the whole thing
"You know the part about halfway through FF7 where ***** dies? At
that part in FF3 the plot dies." --Neo Atma
"AGFF is like "Beavis and Butthead Do Newsgroups", just without
the humor." --Timo Suave
"unfortunately the closest thing i have had to flirting recently
has been turn your head and cough." --Tiamat
"If you posted because you had consideration for me, the phrase
'TMIG' would never have entered Atma's vocabulary, and I'd be
posting a damn sight fewer "You sick bastard" exclamations and
phrases between greater than/less than signs depicting you on
the receiving end of graphic violence from yours truly." --Kain,
replying to Greg's claim that he posts with consideration for
other people
"You can hate a character all you want, just don't expect to be
able to insult them to their defenders face and be able to
walk away. If the Tifa defenders EVER ACTUALLY DID THEIR
JOB, then I'd be killed two daily." --Neo Atma
"Why would anybody want to lick you??" --Josh Kaufmann, replying
to Demonwall's request for Seb to lick sewage
"Siggy: Even more, [Relm's] original name was actually 'Realm,'
but it was changed in the translation to avoid connotations.
Edwyn: Yes, 'enter the Realm'.... .... oh shit" --If you
can read, you can figure it out
"Now, I wouldn't say that nobody likes him, but I bet you
could count the number of birthday parties he's been
invited to on the hand of a wood-shop teacher with
epilepsy." --Anonym, referring to Atma
"Who said anything about leaving? I'm sticking around to watch
this place. Sorta like a car crash in REAL slow motion...."
--Edwyn, referring to AGFF
Gregory Cook
yc...@dial.pipex.com (Kim Wild) wrote:
-On Wed, 10 Jun 1998 14:48:08 GMT, m-sm...@nwu.edu.DeathToSpam (St.
-Kain) wrote:
-
->In article <3589b5a1...@news.dial.pipex.com>, yc...@dial.pipex.com wrote:
->>On Tue, 09 Jun 1998 00:51:18 GMT, Falimo...@AGFF.home (Falimortalis
->>the Noble) wrote:
->>
->>>...Fvapr crbcyr unir hfrq EBG-13. Jul, V'q nyzbfg tb nf sne nf gb fnl
->>>gung gurl'ir nyy sbetbggra jung vg VF! V org EBG-13 vf n guvat bs gur
->>>cnfg naq V'z gur bayl bar jub rira erzrzoref gung napvrag qrivpr!
->>>
->>>Bu, OGJ, Eryz vf Sbbrl.
->>>
->>>:)
->>>
->>???????
->
->Trr Snyv, V guvax lbhe cbvag ungu orra cebira evtug gurer. :)
->
->(Oh, and Kim, these messages are written in ROT-13 - depending on your
->newsreader there should be a decoder under the View menu. :))
-
-Does anyone with Agent know how to decode this stuff? I can't seem to
-find a decoder
The decoder is built into Agent. Either highlight the text and press
ctrl-3 (hell if I know why it's that combo), or highlight the text and
select "Apply ROT-13" from the bottom choice of the Edit menu.
------------------------------------------------------------
Greg "Fox" Cook -- Rice University 1999 -- English Major
Robert Heinlein/The X-Files/Star Wars/Star Trek: NextGen fan
U2/Led Zeppelin/Pink Floyd/Tori Amos/The Who/David Bowie fan
http://www.wco.com/~coolness/ -- ftp.wco.com/users/coolness/
"Nothing happens in contradiction to nature,
only in contradiction to what we know of it."
------------------------------ -Dana Scully (in Herrenvolk)
Gregory Cook
jessedorlan...@BEFOREMAILINGhotmail.com (Jesse Dorland) wrote:
-On or around Thu, 11 Jun 1998 09:46:18 GMT, a member of the Kuwaiti
-Mafia, under the alias yc...@dial.pipex.com (Kim Wild), was spotted
-delivering the following message in discrete brown packaging to Lenny,
-the funny-smelling guy on the pier:
-
->>(Oh, and Kim, these messages are written in ROT-13 - depending on your
->>newsreader there should be a decoder under the View menu. :))
->
->Does anyone with Agent know how to decode this stuff? I can't seem to
->find a decoder
-
-Highlight the text, then press Ctrl+R.
It's ctrl-3, not ctrl-R. At least with Agent version 1.5.
Kim Wild
On Thu, 11 Jun 1998 18:17:44 GMT, awe...@geocities.com (A.Weirdo)
wrote:
>>>
>>>Trr Snyv, V guvax lbhe cbvag ungu orra cebira evtug gurer. :)
>>>
>>>(Oh, and Kim, these messages are written in ROT-13 - depending on your
>>>newsreader there should be a decoder under the View menu. :))
>>
>>Does anyone with Agent know how to decode this stuff? I can't seem to
>>find a decoder
>
>A.Weirdo:Look under the edit menu. Highlight the ROT-13'ed text, and
>select "Apply ROT-13".
>
>Naq ibvyn! Lbh'ir qrpbqrq gur grkg! Sha vfa'g vg?
>N.Jrveqb gur Ybt:N.Jrveqb vf n cbbcl urnq, naq V'z tbvat gb gnxr bire
>gur jbeyq!
>N.Jrveqb:Pna vg Ybt. V unir gung bcgvba ba zl arjfernqre, gbb.
>N.Jrveqb gur Ybt:<Zbagl Clguba>Bu, lbh'er ab sha nalzber.</Zbagl
>Clguba>
Lrnu guvf vf pbby. Jung gur urpx qbrf EBG-13 fgnaq sbe naljnl?
Jungrire vg vf, V yvxr vg-vg'f n jubyr arj ynathntr gb rkcyber! :)
Xvz
Neo Atma Weapon 3:16
Kim Wild wrote in message <358140e4...@news.dial.pipex.com>...
>On Thu, 11 Jun 1998 18:17:44 GMT, awe...@geocities.com (A.Weirdo)
>wrote:
>
>
>>>>
>>>>Trr Snyv, V guvax lbhe cbvag ungu orra cebira evtug gurer. :)
>>>>
>>>>(Oh, and Kim, these messages are written in ROT-13 - depending on your
>>>>newsreader there should be a decoder under the View menu. :))
>>>
>>>Does anyone with Agent know how to decode this stuff? I can't seem to
>>>find a decoder
>>
>>A.Weirdo:Look under the edit menu. Highlight the ROT-13'ed text, and
>>select "Apply ROT-13".
>>
>>Naq ibvyn! Lbh'ir qrpbqrq gur grkg! Sha vfa'g vg?
>>N.Jrveqb gur Ybt:N.Jrveqb vf n cbbcl urnq, naq V'z tbvat gb gnxr bire
>>gur jbeyq!
>>N.Jrveqb:Pna vg Ybt. V unir gung bcgvba ba zl arjfernqre, gbb.
>>N.Jrveqb gur Ybt:<Zbagl Clguba>Bu, lbh'er ab sha nalzber.</Zbagl
>>Clguba>
>
>Lrnu guvf vf pbby. Jung gur urpx qbrf EBG-13 fgnaq sbe naljnl?
>Jungrire vg vf, V yvxr vg-vg'f n jubyr arj ynathntr gb rkcyber! :)
>
Damn Outlook Express. It lets you decode ROT-13 but not post in it. God I
hate Microsoft.
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Neo Atma