The Kefka/Celes Pre-Trial
John W
I haven't exaimined all the evidence yet, but I see Kefka as a kind, tender
man, who's life was brought to a bitter end by the evil Celes ans her
capainions. Kefka, a man who some might even consider a "murderer." It was a
time of war; Kefka only did what was necisery. I am charging Celes and her
party with premeditated murder. They destroyed an Empire, and they are the
true cause for the downfall of Kefka and they are the cause for the World of
Ruin. I will call several witnesses to the stand including Mog, Terra, and
the man forced to live with Celes, Cid. I'll set the date for the for the
trial Febuary 20. any objections?
John W
Keith Adams wrote in message <34c0320...@news.cwo.com>...
>In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Fri, 16 Jan 1998 20:29:29 -0600,
>the following "person/giant duck" "John W" <sha...@swbell.com> insulted
>everyone's intelligence by saying:
>
><posted and mailed>
>I object!
>
>I'd like to be the lead lawyer for the defense, and want a full list of
your
>evidence, best expressed in dialogue from the game (and I will move to
strike
>any non-game sources) - dialogue that is not hearsay. I also want a
complete
>list of witnesses for the prosecution, as well as a complete listing of the
>charges - do they include war crimes, or is the only charge 1st degree
murder?
>
>Furtheremore, I move to throw out the case based on self-contradictions; if
>Kefka's excuse is war, then the Empire admits it was in a state of war. If
it
>admits it's in a state of war, the actions of Celes and her party fall
under
>the same broad headings as Kefka's, while if it does not, Kefka must be
>brought to trial for the a)poisoning of Doma, b) Torching of Figaro, c)
Attack
>on Narshe (a neutral town), d) the attack on Thamasa (another neutral
town),
>e) 1st degree murder (of General Leo and of Emperor Gestahl), f) unprovoked
>"Light of Judgement" attacks upon Tzen, Mobliz, and South Figaro, and g)
>Slavery (the Espers).
>
>I also want time to select a jury - that date should be the 13th of
February.
>Furthermore, I want a bail date set by the 2nd of February, and want a
>complete list of evidence in the matter by the 15th of February
>
>We also we need a judge (Luke, perhaps?).
>
>I also want time to assemble a defense team, unless you're prosecuting
solo,
>in which case I'll return the favor.
>
Prosecution Team Voluntears needed
any evidence availible will also be needed
If no one voluntears, I will prosecute solo
list of evidence will be gathered and posted Febuary 15.
The list of charges and the idividuals being charge will be posted on Feb.
15. all minors i suggest be tried seperatly on a differnt date.
another question, can a dead man be broght to trial (you know using
potions/spells)?
the three things i will state now are:
Celes and her party were the cause of the World of Ruin
Celes and her part unleashed espers into the world where the wreaked havok
on the world, killing hundreds if not thousands of people.
Celes and her party killed Kefka AFTER the war and there is no justification
for that.
John W
The TRUE Edge
John W <sha...@swbell.com> wrote:
I'll be the jury foreman. I don't care for either of them.
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I object!
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>I haven't exaimined all the evidence yet, but I see Kefka as a kind, tender
>man, who's life was brought to a bitter end by the evil Celes ans her
>capainions. Kefka, a man who some might even consider a "murderer." It was a
>time of war; Kefka only did what was necisery. I am charging Celes and her
>party with premeditated murder. They destroyed an Empire, and they are the
>true cause for the downfall of Kefka and they are the cause for the World of
>Ruin. I will call several witnesses to the stand including Mog, Terra, and
>the man forced to live with Celes, Cid. I'll set the date for the for the
>trial Febuary 20. any objections?
"I'm laughing at you." - Guybrush
Sean Daugherty
On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 04:33:56 GMT, the accused, ja...@cwo.com
(Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
>We also we need a judge (Luke, perhaps?).
Damnit, Keith! *I'm* the only full-registered AGFF judge here, and I have
Kain to vouch for that! If anyone is going to preside over these
proceedings, it's me, y'hear? <G>
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In article <34c04e08...@news.erols.com>, sean...@erols.com wrote:
>On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 04:33:56 GMT, the accused, ja...@cwo.com
>(Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
>
>>We also we need a judge (Luke, perhaps?).
>
>Damnit, Keith! *I'm* the only full-registered AGFF judge here, and I have
>Kain to vouch for that! If anyone is going to preside over these
>proceedings, it's me, y'hear? <G>
I can vouch for it, and I can also vouch for the fact that you're about as
impartial as GFox is tasteful. :P
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Sean Daugherty
On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 06:55:30 GMT, the accused,
m-sm...@nwu.edu.DeathToSpam (Kain), was spotted saying:
>I can vouch for it, and I can also vouch for the fact that you're about as
>impartial as GFox is tasteful. :P
Right, then it's settled, I'm judging this case. <G>
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Keith Adams
In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sat, 17 Jan 1998 06:23:01 GMT,
the following "person/giant duck" sean...@erols.com (Sean Daugherty)
insulted everyone's intelligence by saying:
>On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 04:33:56 GMT, the accused, ja...@cwo.com
>(Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
>
>>We also we need a judge (Luke, perhaps?).
>
>Damnit, Keith! *I'm* the only full-registered AGFF judge here, and I have
>Kain to vouch for that! If anyone is going to preside over these
>proceedings, it's me, y'hear? <G>
Fine.
But now I'm taking it to appeals, because I feel you'll be biased against
me for not choosing you.
We need an appelate court.
Hey - Lurkers; de-lurk and post _quickly_ (before the end of Saturday the
17th or so).
Keith Adams
In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Fri, 16 Jan 1998 23:28:19
>
>Keith Adams wrote in message <34c0320...@news.cwo.com>...
>>In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Fri, 16 Jan 1998 20:29:29 -0600,
>>the following "person/giant duck" "John W" <sha...@swbell.com> insulted
>>everyone's intelligence by saying:
>>
>><posted and mailed>
>>Snip my legal manueverings.
>Prosecution Team Voluntears needed
>any evidence availible will also be needed
>If no one voluntears, I will prosecute solo
And if someone volunteers for _him_ you can join the side of nominal
sanity.
That'd be the defense, not the prosecution.
>list of evidence will be gathered and posted Febuary 15.
>The list of charges and the idividuals being charge will be posted on Feb.
>15. all minors i suggest be tried seperatly on a differnt date.
>another question, can a dead man be broght to trial (you know using
>potions/spells)?
Which dead man are you referring to?
<Need to know whether to object or not>
>the three things i will state now are:
>Celes and her party were the cause of the World of Ruin
>Celes and her part unleashed espers into the world where the wreaked havok
>on the world, killing hundreds if not thousands of people.
>Celes and her party killed Kefka AFTER the war and there is no justification
>for that.
And I will state that Kefka's assaults consitute a Crime against Humanity,
and that his refusal to surrender to authorities, as well as his
floatation based assault on them, fall under the heading of self-defense
and moreover, that Kefka's continued existence provided a clear and
present danger to Figaran security, hence Edgar (acting as a agent, along
with those with him) was vested to eliminate that risk, and that this case
should be moved to a Figaran court.
Gregory Cook
m-sm...@nwu.edu.DeathToSpam (Kain) wrote:
»In article <34c04e08...@news.erols.com>, sean...@erols.com wrote:
»>On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 04:33:56 GMT, the accused, ja...@cwo.com
»>(Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
»>
»>>We also we need a judge (Luke, perhaps?).
»>
»>Damnit, Keith! *I'm* the only full-registered AGFF judge here, and I have
»>Kain to vouch for that! If anyone is going to preside over these
»>proceedings, it's me, y'hear? <G>
»
»I can vouch for it, and I can also vouch for the fact that you're about as
»impartial as GFox is tasteful. :P
HEy, that's your opinion. I happen to think that my type of tastefulness is
much better than the stuffy old-world style. #;-}>
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Keith Adams
In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Fri, 16 Jan 1998 23:50:13
-0800, the following "person/giant duck" qr...@hotmail.com (The TRUE Edge)
insulted everyone's intelligence by saying:
>John W <sha...@swbell.com> wrote:
>>Snippage
> I'll be the jury foreman. I don't care for either of them.
The defense has no objections.
What about the prosecution?
Kain
In article <34c05dc0...@news.erols.com>, sean...@erols.com wrote:
>On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 06:55:30 GMT, the accused,
>m-sm...@nwu.edu.DeathToSpam (Kain), was spotted saying:
>
>>impartial as GFox is tasteful. :P
>
Partakers in the trial beware - I'm not sure whose side he's on offhand, but
you're about as likely to get an impartial verdict as you are to revive Aeris in
the W95 FF7.
Newbie: you mean you can revive aeris?
No you can't!! AND USE THE SHIFT KEY!!
Richard Healey
John W (sha...@swbell.com) wrote:
: I haven't exaimined all the evidence yet, but I see Kefka as a kind, tender
i object: kefka should be on trial for crimes against humanity: using poison
in war, assassination of the ruler of doma, attempted genocide, and breaking a
peace treaty between the empire and the returners.
your ideas are false and shouldnt even see a court.
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John W (sha...@swbell.com) wrote:
btw, i stand with the defense attorneys in this case. all legal fees are
waved on behalf of the Relm Defenders Unlimited (bringing you a brighter
future through destroying *that* picture)
: the three things i will state now are:
: Celes and her party were the cause of the World of Ruin
it has been proven beyond doubt that kefka moved the statues, causing the
world of ruin
: Celes and her part unleashed espers into the world where the wreaked havok
: on the world, killing hundreds if not thousands of people.
it has been proven that emperor geshtahl had unleashed the espers a full 18
years before the events of final fantasy 6.
: Celes and her party killed Kefka AFTER the war and there is no justification
: for that
kefka was killed in the middle of attempted genocide, indicating he had
declared war on the human race. the defense asks that this arguement of the
prosecutions be thrown out on lack of evidence.
Edwyn
John W wrote:
>
> Prosecution Team Voluntears needed
> any evidence availible will also be needed
> If no one voluntears, I will prosecute solo
> The list of charges and the idividuals being charge will be posted on Feb.
> 15. all minors i suggest be tried seperatly on a differnt date.
> another question, can a dead man be broght to trial (you know using
> potions/spells)?
>
> Celes and her party were the cause of the World of Ruin
> on the world, killing hundreds if not thousands of people.
Objection! The prosecution is insane!
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Sean Daugherty
On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 07:49:44 GMT, the accused, ja...@cwo.com
(Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
>Fine.
>
>But now I'm taking it to appeals, because I feel you'll be biased against
>me for not choosing you.
No, Keith, y'see, I'm not biased against you: I'm biased against everyone.
Therefore, it all balances out, and everything works out for the best. Now
don't make me find you in contempt!
Edwyn
Keith Adams wrote:
>
> In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Fri, 16 Jan 1998 23:50:13
> -0800, the following "person/giant duck" qr...@hotmail.com (The TRUE Edge)
> insulted everyone's intelligence by saying:
>
> >John W <sha...@swbell.com> wrote:
>
> >>Snippage
>
> > I'll be the jury foreman. I don't care for either of them.
>
> The defense has no objections.
>
> What about the prosecution?
>
I declare ourselves to be clinically insane. Therefore we
have no bearing on this matter.
Sean Daugherty
On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 08:56:11 GMT, the accused,
m-sm...@nwu.edu.DeathToSpam (Kain), was spotted saying:
>Partakers in the trial beware - I'm not sure whose side he's on offhand, but
>you're about as likely to get an impartial verdict as you are to revive Aeris in
>the W95 FF7.
Hey, I'm on no one's side: Remember, I don't particularly like FF6. I'm
just here for the publicity <G> And, if you'll remember, I delivered a
verdict in favor of FF4 in the last case I presided over (though I had to
physically maim the prosecution for their handling of the case
afterwards...)
Sean Daugherty
On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 23:08:26 -0800, the accused, Edwyn
<ed...@ihug.co.nz>, was spotted saying:
>Objection! The prosecution is insane!
So's the defense and the defendant, so it works out fine.
Sean Daugherty
On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 23:38:49 -0800, the accused, Edwyn
<ed...@ihug.co.nz>, was spotted saying:
>I declare ourselves to be clinically insane. Therefore we
>have no bearing on this matter.
Yes, but you'll need a court-ordered disagree-- erm, "second opinion,"
before I'll let that one fly, Edwyn. ;)
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sean...@erols.com (Sean Daugherty) wrote:
>On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 23:38:49 -0800, the accused, Edwyn
><ed...@ihug.co.nz>, was spotted saying:
>
>>I declare ourselves to be clinically insane. Therefore we
>>have no bearing on this matter.
>
>Yes, but you'll need a court-ordered disagree-- erm, "second opinion,"
>before I'll let that one fly, Edwyn. ;)
>
I declare that Celes tried to hang herself with her panties.
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John W. wrote:
>I haven't exaimined all the evidence yet, but I see Kefka as a kind, tender
>man, who's life was brought to a bitter end by the evil Celes ans her
>capainions. Kefka, a man who some might even consider a "murderer." It was a
>time of war; Kefka only did what was necisery. I am charging Celes and her
>party with premeditated murder. They destroyed an Empire, and they are the
>true cause for the downfall of Kefka and they are the cause for the World of
>Ruin. I will call several witnesses to the stand including Mog, Terra, and
>the man forced to live with Celes, Cid. I'll set the date for the for the
>trial Febuary 20. any objections?
No objections here, but can i be the bailiff? I'll keep everyone in check
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Keith Adams
In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sat, 17 Jan 1998 16:40:02 GMT,
the following "person/giant duck" blue...@telefragged.com (Marcus Yu)
insulted everyone's intelligence by saying:
>sean...@erols.com (Sean Daugherty) wrote:
>
>>On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 23:38:49 -0800, the accused, Edwyn
>><ed...@ihug.co.nz>, was spotted saying:
>>
>>>I declare ourselves to be clinically insane. Therefore we
>>>have no bearing on this matter.
>>
>>Yes, but you'll need a court-ordered disagree-- erm, "second opinion,"
>>before I'll let that one fly, Edwyn. ;)
>I declare that Celes tried to hang herself with her panties.
Objection!
I declare Mister Yu's testimony is hearsay and should thus be thrown out.
Keith Adams
In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sat, 17 Jan 1998 11:21:53 GMT,
the following "person/giant duck" sean...@erols.com (Sean Daugherty)
insulted everyone's intelligence by saying:
>On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 23:08:26 -0800, the accused, Edwyn
><ed...@ihug.co.nz>, was spotted saying:
>
>>Objection! The prosecution is insane!
>
>So's the defense and the defendant, so it works out fine.
I'd like to include that as part of the appeal to oust you.
You have no medical opinion that I am, ipso facto, insane.
Keith Adams
In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sat, 17 Jan 1998 10:36:34 GMT,
the following "person/giant duck" sean...@erols.com (Sean Daugherty)
insulted everyone's intelligence by saying:
>On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 08:56:11 GMT, the accused,
>m-sm...@nwu.edu.DeathToSpam (Kain), was spotted saying:
>
>>Partakers in the trial beware - I'm not sure whose side he's on offhand, but
>>you're about as likely to get an impartial verdict as you are to revive Aeris in
>>the W95 FF7.
>
>Hey, I'm on no one's side: Remember, I don't particularly like FF6. I'm
>just here for the publicity <G> And, if you'll remember, I delivered a
>verdict in favor of FF4 in the last case I presided over (though I had to
>physically maim the prosecution for their handling of the case
>afterwards...)
As further evidence for the appealate court, I submit that this judge is a
glory hound, and it is thus in his best interest to drag out the trial of
my clients for as long as possible.
Night Angel
Sean Daugherty wrote:
>
> On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 04:33:56 GMT, the accused, ja...@cwo.com
> (Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
>
>
> Damnit, Keith! *I'm* the only full-registered AGFF judge here, and I have
> Kain to vouch for that! If anyone is going to preside over these
> proceedings, it's me, y'hear? <G>
As a three year participant in my school's mock trial team And having
lived with a lawyer since 1981 I do put myself foward as a possibility
in all law realated matters pertaining to this case. (meaning I'll do
whatever anyone needs me to. [No, not THAT Reno. :) ])
I hey, you know what? I'm my team's star witness and chief weaseler. I
can make ANYTHING sound good. :)
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Keith Adams wrote:
>
> In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sat, 17 Jan 1998 06:23:01 GMT,
> the following "person/giant duck" sean...@erols.com (Sean Daugherty)
> insulted everyone's intelligence by saying:
>
> >(Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
> >
> >>We also we need a judge (Luke, perhaps?).
> >
> >Damnit, Keith! *I'm* the only full-registered AGFF judge here, and I have
> >Kain to vouch for that! If anyone is going to preside over these
> >proceedings, it's me, y'hear? <G>
>
>
> But now I'm taking it to appeals, because I feel you'll be biased against
> me for not choosing you.
>
CRAP! who wants an appelate court?! who wants to write an Appeal?! My
dad was the Appelate division for my city for a long time. It nearly
drove him to an early grave.
Night Angel
Sean Daugherty
On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 18:45:16 GMT, the accused, ja...@cwo.com
(Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
>As further evidence for the appealate court, I submit that this judge is a
>glory hound, and it is thus in his best interest to drag out the trial of
>my clients for as long as possible.
Who? Me? Nah, I want out of here by lunch... I just want to make an impact.
And, as official head of AGFFSDIAIA (AGFF Secret Department of Intelligence
and Internal Affairs), who holds sway over just about every major head of
state in the world, I hereby appoint myself as Supreme Adjucator and
All-Around Nice Guy of this case, and if there are any more complaints,
from you, Mr. Adams, I will not only find you in contempt, but hand you
over to he AGFFSDIAIA's Special Crimes Division (a.k.a. The Guybrush
Division).
Sean Daugherty
On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 18:19:10 GMT, the accused, ja...@cwo.com
(Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
>>I declare that Celes tried to hang herself with her panties.
>
>Objection!
>
>I declare Mister Yu's testimony is hearsay and should thus be thrown out.
Oh, I don't know. I rather want to hear this one argued out <G>
Sean Daugherty
On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 18:20:01 GMT, the accused, ja...@cwo.com
(Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
>I'd like to include that as part of the appeal to oust you.
>
>You have no medical opinion that I am, ipso facto, insane.
Correction, Keith: I know, see, and discern all. Now sit down and take your
medication.
Sean Daugherty
On or about 17 Jan 1998 16:53:44 GMT, the accused, x3par...@aol.com
(X3Pariah3X), was spotted saying:
>No objections here, but can i be the bailiff? I'll keep everyone in check
><shows John W. the Ultima Paddle> with this.... so can i?
Well, Pigwalk was the bailiff, but he's not around this time, so I'll
accept Pariah's motion. Are there any objections?
Keith Adams
In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sat, 17 Jan 1998 13:52:39
-0500, the following "person/giant duck" Night Angel
<7377...@compuserve.com> insulted everyone's intelligence by saying:
<posted and mailed>
>Sean Daugherty wrote:
>>
>> On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 04:33:56 GMT, the accused, ja...@cwo.com
>> (Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
>>
>> >We also we need a judge (Luke, perhaps?).
>>
>> Damnit, Keith! *I'm* the only full-registered AGFF judge here, and I have
>> Kain to vouch for that! If anyone is going to preside over these
>> proceedings, it's me, y'hear? <G>
>
>As a three year participant in my school's mock trial team And having
>lived with a lawyer since 1981 I do put myself foward as a possibility
>in all law realated matters pertaining to this case. (meaning I'll do
>whatever anyone needs me to. [No, not THAT Reno. :) ])
I'd like to offer you a position on the defense, but I think the
prosecution should have first crack. If you accept, you'll be promoted to
"Witness Coach" and be able to be cross-examined.
>I hey, you know what? I'm my team's star witness and chief weaseler. I
>can make ANYTHING sound good. :)
Hey, I'm the defenses chief weaseler. I can maneuver through
_non-existent_ loopholes with ease.
Keith Adams
In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sat, 17 Jan 1998 19:07:15 GMT,
>On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 18:19:10 GMT, the accused, ja...@cwo.com
>(Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
>
>>>I declare that Celes tried to hang herself with her panties.
>>
>>Objection!
>>
>>I declare Mister Yu's testimony is hearsay and should thus be thrown out.
>
>Oh, I don't know. I rather want to hear this one argued out <G>
Fine. I request that Mr. Yu be put to stand so he may be cross-examined by
the defense.
Keith Adams
In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sat, 17 Jan 1998 19:09:13 GMT,
the following "person/giant duck" sean...@erols.com (Sean Daugherty)
insulted everyone's intelligence by saying:
>On or about 17 Jan 1998 16:53:44 GMT, the accused, x3par...@aol.com
>(X3Pariah3X), was spotted saying:
>
>>No objections here, but can i be the bailiff? I'll keep everyone in check
>><shows John W. the Ultima Paddle> with this.... so can i?
>
>Well, Pigwalk was the bailiff, but he's not around this time, so I'll
>accept Pariah's motion. Are there any objections?
The defense has no objections, providing there is at least one additional
guard, for extra security in the event of a retributive strike in the
event of a ruling against the prosecution.
Marcus Yu
ja...@cwo.com (Keith Adams) wrote:
>In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sat, 17 Jan 1998 19:07:15 GMT,
>the following "person/giant duck" sean...@erols.com (Sean Daugherty)
>insulted everyone's intelligence by saying:
>
>>On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 18:19:10 GMT, the accused, ja...@cwo.com
>>(Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
>>
>>>>I declare that Celes tried to hang herself with her panties.
>>>
>>>Objection!
>>>
>>>I declare Mister Yu's testimony is hearsay and should thus be thrown out.
>>
>>Oh, I don't know. I rather want to hear this one argued out <G>
>
>Fine. I request that Mr. Yu be put to stand so he may be cross-examined by
>the defense.
>
>Keith Adams
Okay see, I'm one of the security guards, right? So I went into her
cell and started stripping Celes right? And I said, "Hey baby" and
the next thing I know, she tried to hang herself.
Reno
On Sat, 17 Jan 1998 19:31:13 GMT, ja...@cwo.com (Keith Adams) wrote:
>In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sat, 17 Jan 1998 19:07:15 GMT,
>the following "person/giant duck" sean...@erols.com (Sean Daugherty)
>insulted everyone's intelligence by saying:
>
>>On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 18:19:10 GMT, the accused, ja...@cwo.com
>>(Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
>>
>>>>I declare that Celes tried to hang herself with her panties.
>>>
>>>Objection!
>>>
>>>I declare Mister Yu's testimony is hearsay and should thus be thrown out.
>>
>>Oh, I don't know. I rather want to hear this one argued out <G>
>
>Fine. I request that Mr. Yu be put to stand so he may be cross-examined by
>the defense.
>
Who is the defense, BTW?
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Kain
In article <34c066e7...@news.rice.edu>, gfox...@rice.edu wrote:
>m-sm...@nwu.edu.DeathToSpam (Kain) wrote:
>
>»In article <34c04e08...@news.erols.com>, sean...@erols.com wrote:
>»>On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 04:33:56 GMT, the accused, ja...@cwo.com
>»>(Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
>»>>We also we need a judge (Luke, perhaps?).
>»>
>»>Damnit, Keith! *I'm* the only full-registered AGFF judge here, and I have
>»>Kain to vouch for that! If anyone is going to preside over these
>»>proceedings, it's me, y'hear? <G>
>»I can vouch for it, and I can also vouch for the fact that you're about as
>
>»impartial as GFox is tasteful. :P
>
>much better than the stuffy old-world style. #;-}>
Maybe it makes for an interesting read for most, but there are some things I'd
rather not know.
"All we ever didn't want to know about sex, we learned from GFox."
*sigh* I made that quote in the hopes of being quoted back in the newgular
thread :) No-one ever quotes me, though - I'm just not a quoteworthy person.
Still, there's other things in life to aim for - like a PhD in years to come...
Kain
In article <34c78955...@news.erols.com>, sean...@erols.com wrote:
>On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 08:56:11 GMT, the accused,
>m-sm...@nwu.edu.DeathToSpam (Kain), was spotted saying:
>
>>Partakers in the trial beware - I'm not sure whose side he's on offhand, but
>>you're about as likely to get an impartial verdict as you are to revive Aeris
> in
>>the W95 FF7.
>
>Hey, I'm on no one's side: Remember, I don't particularly like FF6. I'm
>just here for the publicity <G> And, if you'll remember, I delivered a
>verdict in favor of FF4 in the last case I presided over (though I had to
>physically maim the prosecution for their handling of the case
>afterwards...)
I honestly don't remember how the FF4 vs. FF6 trial ended up.
You decided in favor of FF4? Liar. You wouldn't say a positive thing about FF4
if someone was about to stab you in the stomach if you didn't.
Who was the prosecution in that case anyway?
kk...@globalserve.net
>accept Pariah's motion. Are there any objections?
>
> The defense has no objections, providing there is at least one additional
> guard, for extra security in the event of a retributive strike in the
> event of a ruling against the prosecution.
Hey!! Can I do it?? Can I can I please! Sure, my shotgun is illegal
but that'll be for the next trial....
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m-sm...@nwu.edu.DeathToSpam (Kain) wrote:
>In article <34c066e7...@news.rice.edu>, gfox...@rice.edu wrote:
>>m-sm...@nwu.edu.DeathToSpam (Kain) wrote:
>>
>>;In article <34c04e08...@news.erols.com>, sean...@erols.com wrote:
>>;>On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 04:33:56 GMT, the accused, ja...@cwo.com
>>;>(Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
>>;>
>>;>>We also we need a judge (Luke, perhaps?).
>>;>
>>;>Damnit, Keith! *I'm* the only full-registered AGFF judge here, and I have
>>;>Kain to vouch for that! If anyone is going to preside over these
>>;>proceedings, it's me, y'hear? <G>
>>;
>>;I can vouch for it, and I can also vouch for the fact that you're about as
>>
>>;impartial as GFox is tasteful. :P
>>
>>HEy, that's your opinion. I happen to think that my type of tastefulness is
>>much better than the stuffy old-world style. #;-}>
>
>Maybe it makes for an interesting read for most, but there are some things I'd
>rather not know.
>
>"All we ever didn't want to know about sex, we learned from GFox."
>
>*sigh* I made that quote in the hopes of being quoted back in the newgular
>thread :) No-one ever quotes me, though - I'm just not a quoteworthy person.
Wanna bet?
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Keith Adams wrote in message <34c10657...@news.cwo.com>...
>In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sat, 17 Jan 1998 13:52:39
>-0500, the following "person/giant duck" Night Angel
><7377...@compuserve.com> insulted everyone's intelligence by saying:
>
><posted and mailed>
>
>>Sean Daugherty wrote:
>>>
>>> On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 04:33:56 GMT, the accused, ja...@cwo.com
>>> (Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
>>>
>>> >We also we need a judge (Luke, perhaps?).
>>>
>>> Damnit, Keith! *I'm* the only full-registered AGFF judge here, and I
have
>>> Kain to vouch for that! If anyone is going to preside over these
>>> proceedings, it's me, y'hear? <G>
>>
>>As a three year participant in my school's mock trial team And having
>>lived with a lawyer since 1981 I do put myself foward as a possibility
>>in all law realated matters pertaining to this case. (meaning I'll do
>>whatever anyone needs me to. [No, not THAT Reno. :) ])
>
>I'd like to offer you a position on the defense, but I think the
>prosecution should have first crack. If you accept, you'll be promoted to
>"Witness Coach" and be able to be cross-examined.
>
>>I hey, you know what? I'm my team's star witness and chief weaseler. I
>>can make ANYTHING sound good. :)
>
>Hey, I'm the defenses chief weaseler. I can maneuver through
>_non-existent_ loopholes with ease.
I have about 6 lawyers in my family, so if anyone deserves to be part of
this trial it's someone other than me. Unlike Night Angel, I have learned
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Not that I would mind being involved. Sure, I have better things to do,
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Marcus Yu wrote:
>
> ja...@cwo.com (Keith Adams) wrote:
>
> >In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sat, 17 Jan 1998 19:07:15 GMT,
> >the following "person/giant duck" sean...@erols.com (Sean Daugherty)
> >
> >>(Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
> >>
> >>>
> >>>Objection!
> >>>
> >>>I declare Mister Yu's testimony is hearsay and should thus be thrown out.
> >>
> >>Oh, I don't know. I rather want to hear this one argued out <G>
> >
> >Fine. I request that Mr. Yu be put to stand so he may be cross-examined by
> >the defense.
> >
>
> Okay see, I'm one of the security guards, right? So I went into her
> cell and started stripping Celes right? And I said, "Hey baby" and
> the next thing I know, she tried to hang herself.
>
Objection! I want my rubber ducky!
Edwyn
Kain wrote:
>
> In article <34c066e7...@news.rice.edu>, gfox...@rice.edu wrote:
> >m-sm...@nwu.edu.DeathToSpam (Kain) wrote:
> >
> >»In article <34c04e08...@news.erols.com>, sean...@erols.com wrote:
> >»>(Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
> >»>>We also we need a judge (Luke, perhaps?).
> >»>
> >»>Damnit, Keith! *I'm* the only full-registered AGFF judge here, and I have
> >»>proceedings, it's me, y'hear? <G>
> >»I can vouch for it, and I can also vouch for the fact that you're about as
> >
> >»impartial as GFox is tasteful. :P
> >
> >HEy, that's your opinion. I happen to think that my type of tastefulness is
> >much better than the stuffy old-world style. #;-}>
>
> Maybe it makes for an interesting read for most, but there are some things I'd
> rather not know.
>
> "All we ever didn't want to know about sex, we learned from GFox."
>
> *sigh* I made that quote in the hopes of being quoted back in the newgular
> thread :) No-one ever quotes me, though - I'm just not a quoteworthy person.
Hey! I have a quote from you in my sig! And the above quote is mine,
too....
Edwyn
Keith Adams wrote:
>
> In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sat, 17 Jan 1998 11:21:53 GMT,
> the following "person/giant duck" sean...@erols.com (Sean Daugherty)
> insulted everyone's intelligence by saying:
>
> ><ed...@ihug.co.nz>, was spotted saying:
> >
> >>Objection! The prosecution is insane!
> >
> >So's the defense and the defendant, so it works out fine.
>
>
> You have no medical opinion that I am, ipso facto, insane.
>
Objection! Yes you are, you're just in denial.
Edwyn
Sean Daugherty wrote:
>
> On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 23:38:49 -0800, the accused, Edwyn
> >have no bearing on this matter.
>
> Yes, but you'll need a court-ordered disagree-- erm, "second opinion,"
> before I'll let that one fly, Edwyn. ;)
>
"Second opinion"? All right I'll give you a second
opinion....
Edwyn: <talks to empty chair> Hey! Do you think we're insane?
Edwyn: <sits down in chair, addressing the air front of him> Hmmmm....
I don't know....
Edwyn: <stands up> Yes or no, will do.
Edwyn: <sits down> Hmmmmm....
Edwyn: <stands up> Answer the question, dammit!
Edwyn: <sits down> No.
Edwyn: <stands up> YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!
Edwyn: <sits down and starts strangling self>
Keith Adams
In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sat, 17 Jan 1998 13:55:18
-0500, the following "person/giant duck" Night Angel
>Keith Adams wrote:
>> We need an appelate court.
>
>CRAP! who wants an appelate court?! who wants to write an Appeal?! My
>dad was the Appelate division for my city for a long time. It nearly
>drove him to an early grave.
Yes, but you're forgetting this isn't real life.
We're cutting out the boring parts and replacing them with what is on the
tube. And that makes for more egotistical grandstanding. Always a good
thing.
Keith Adams
In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sat, 17 Jan 1998 19:41:23 GMT,
the following "person/giant duck" jdr...@cut.here.direct.ca (Reno)
insulted everyone's intelligence by saying:
>On Sat, 17 Jan 1998 19:31:13 GMT, ja...@cwo.com (Keith Adams) wrote:
>>Fine. I request that Mr. Yu be put to stand so he may be cross-examined by
>>the defense.
>>
>Who is the defense, BTW?
Me and Richard Healey, so far, and possibly Night Angel.
Keith Adams
In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sat, 17 Jan 1998 19:36:33 GMT,
the following "person/giant duck" blue...@telefragged.com (Marcus Yu)
insulted everyone's intelligence by saying:
>ja...@cwo.com (Keith Adams) wrote:
>>>On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 18:19:10 GMT, the accused, ja...@cwo.com
>>>(Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
>>>
>>>>>I declare that Celes tried to hang herself with her panties.
>>Fine. I request that Mr. Yu be put to stand so he may be cross-examined by
>>the defense.
>Okay see, I'm one of the security guards, right? So I went into her
>cell and started stripping Celes right? And I said, "Hey baby" and
>the next thing I know, she tried to hang herself.
Are you sure that was the _next_ thing you did?
You didn't do ... anything _else_, did you?
Keith Adams
In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sun, 18 Jan 1998 11:25:25
-0800, the following "person/giant duck" Edwyn <ed...@ihug.co.nz> insulted
everyone's intelligence by saying:
>Keith Adams wrote:
>>
>> You have no medical opinion that I am, ipso facto, insane.
>Objection! Yes you are, you're just in denial.
No, I am not.
Because you have to furnish positive proof before making a claim, and you
have no evidence of such, I recommend that the judge strike any references
to my own insanity.
Marcus Yu
ja...@cwo.com (Keith Adams) wrote:
>In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sat, 17 Jan 1998 19:36:33 GMT,
>the following "person/giant duck" blue...@telefragged.com (Marcus Yu)
>insulted everyone's intelligence by saying:
>
>>ja...@cwo.com (Keith Adams) wrote:
>
>>>>On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 18:19:10 GMT, the accused, ja...@cwo.com
>>>>(Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
>>>>
>>>>>>I declare that Celes tried to hang herself with her panties.
>
>>>Fine. I request that Mr. Yu be put to stand so he may be cross-examined by
>>>the defense.
>
>>Okay see, I'm one of the security guards, right? So I went into her
>>cell and started stripping Celes right? And I said, "Hey baby" and
>>the next thing I know, she tried to hang herself.
>
>Are you sure that was the _next_ thing you did?
>
>You didn't do ... anything _else_, did you?
>
>Keith Adams
Well...I sorta stared before I realized she was trying to hang
Sean Daugherty
On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 20:26:00 GMT, the accused,
m-sm...@nwu.edu.DeathToSpam (Kain), was spotted saying:
>You decided in favor of FF4? Liar. You wouldn't say a positive thing about FF4
>if someone was about to stab you in the stomach if you didn't.
Nope, I did. They presented the better case. I can't help it if the
prosecution was too hopelessly inept to make a case out of the patently
obvious...
>Who was the prosecution in that case anyway?
Don't remember. Whoever they are, they've earned my eternal scorn.
Sean Daugherty
On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 19:32:08 GMT, the accused, ja...@cwo.com
(Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
>The defense has no objections, providing there is at least one additional
>guard, for extra security in the event of a retributive strike in the
>event of a ruling against the prosecution.
Hey, sure, why not. The more the merrier. But, just remember, as judge, I
will exercise my right to pick off randomly-chosen people in the courtroom
with an sniper rifle.
What's that? What right, you ask?
*KA-POW*
Keith Adams
In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sun, 18 Jan 1998 03:03:42 GMT,
the following "person/giant duck" blue...@telefragged.com (Marcus Yu)
insulted everyone's intelligence by saying:
>ja...@cwo.com (Keith Adams) wrote:
>>>Okay see, I'm one of the security guards, right? So I went into her
>>>cell and started stripping Celes right? And I said, "Hey baby" and
>>>the next thing I know, she tried to hang herself.
>>
>>Are you sure that was the _next_ thing you did?
>>
>>You didn't do ... anything _else_, did you?
>Well...I sorta stared before I realized she was trying to hang
>herself.
For how long did you stare, Mr. Yu?
On a side note, what was your precise rank and position within the
Imperial Army?
Kain
In article <34cf7472...@news.erols.com>, sean...@erols.com wrote:
>On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 20:26:00 GMT, the accused,
>m-sm...@nwu.edu.DeathToSpam (Kain), was spotted saying:
>
>>You decided in favor of FF4? Liar. You wouldn't say a positive thing about
> FF4
>>if someone was about to stab you in the stomach if you didn't.
>
>Nope, I did. They presented the better case. I can't help it if the
>prosecution was too hopelessly inept to make a case out of the patently
>obvious...
"They?" I remember I presented _a_ case, and probably a bit of a flimsy one, so
who else spoke in favor of FF4 apart from me? Oh, and Luke as well?
>>Who was the prosecution in that case anyway?
>
>Don't remember. Whoever they are, they've earned my eternal scorn.
You're just bitter because you had to choose in favor of your most despised RPG.
:P :> :)
John W
TRUE Edge wrote in message
<199801162...@sjx-ca31-09.ix.netcom.com>...
<<snip>>
>
> I'll be the jury foreman. I don't care for either of them.
>
we'll have to post a jury application and see if the defence agrees on it
and
let them revise it to the way they like and see if the prosecution (which is
still me alone so far) agees with their's and from the jury aplicants I'm
guessing we'll have some select the jury.
agree or object, defence?
John West
Defender of men everywhere
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Marcus Yu
ja...@cwo.com (Keith Adams) wrote:
>In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sun, 18 Jan 1998 03:03:42 GMT,
>the following "person/giant duck" blue...@telefragged.com (Marcus Yu)
>insulted everyone's intelligence by saying:
>
>>ja...@cwo.com (Keith Adams) wrote:
>
>>>>Okay see, I'm one of the security guards, right? So I went into her
>>>>cell and started stripping Celes right? And I said, "Hey baby" and
>>>>the next thing I know, she tried to hang herself.
>>>
>>>Are you sure that was the _next_ thing you did?
>>>
>>>You didn't do ... anything _else_, did you?
>
>>Well...I sorta stared before I realized she was trying to hang
>>herself.
>
>For how long did you stare, Mr. Yu?
>
>On a side note, what was your precise rank and position within the
>Imperial Army?
>
>Keith Adams
Uhh, I stared for two minutes I guess. Somehow, she hadn't broken her
neck. My rank and position? I lied. I'm a janitor.
Keith Adams
In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sun, 18 Jan 1998 14:36:52 GMT,
the following "person/giant duck" blue...@telefragged.com (Marcus Yu)
insulted everyone's intelligence by saying:
>ja...@cwo.com (Keith Adams) wrote:
>
>>In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sun, 18 Jan 1998 03:03:42 GMT,
>>the following "person/giant duck" blue...@telefragged.com (Marcus Yu)
>>insulted everyone's intelligence by saying:
>>For how long did you stare, Mr. Yu?
>>
>>On a side note, what was your precise rank and position within the
>>Imperial Army?
>>
>>Keith Adams
>
>Uhh, I stared for two minutes I guess. Somehow, she hadn't broken her
>neck. My rank and position? I lied. I'm a janitor.
So you had no authority to remove all her clothes and stare at her?
And you perjured?
Judge, I move to strike this witnesses testimony.
Keith Adams
Chief Defense Lawyer for Celes Chere
Richard Healey
Edwyn (ed...@ihug.co.nz) wrote:
: Keith Adams wrote:
: >
: > In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sun, 18 Jan 1998 11:25:25
: > -0800, the following "person/giant duck" Edwyn <ed...@ihug.co.nz> insulted
: > everyone's intelligence by saying:
: > >>
: >
: > >> You have no medical opinion that I am, ipso facto, insane.
: >
: > >Objection! Yes you are, you're just in denial.
: >
: > No, I am not.
: Are too.
Furnish proof of insanity, and further furnish proof that it prevents him from
functioning on a daily basis.
: > Because you have to furnish positive proof before making a claim, and you
: > have no evidence of such, I recommend that the judge strike any references
: > to my own insanity.
: This man belongs in a hospital! Can't you see the severe
: delusions that he is suffering under?
He is not delusional, and you can't prove any delusionality on his part at
all.
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> The TRUE Edge wrote:
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> > The TRUE Edge
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Keith Adams wrote:
>
> In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sun, 18 Jan 1998 11:25:25
> -0800, the following "person/giant duck" Edwyn <ed...@ihug.co.nz> insulted
> everyone's intelligence by saying:
>
> >Keith Adams wrote:
> >>
>
> >> You have no medical opinion that I am, ipso facto, insane.
>
> >Objection! Yes you are, you're just in denial.
>
> No, I am not.
Are too.
> Because you have to furnish positive proof before making a claim, and you
> have no evidence of such, I recommend that the judge strike any references
> to my own insanity.
This man belongs in a hospital! Can't you see the severe
delusions that he is suffering under?
-Edwyn
Edwyn
Richard Healey wrote:
>
> Edwyn (ed...@ihug.co.nz) wrote:
> : Keith Adams wrote:
> : >
> : > In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sun, 18 Jan 1998 11:25:25
> : > -0800, the following "person/giant duck" Edwyn <ed...@ihug.co.nz> insulted
> : > everyone's intelligence by saying:
> : >
> : > >Keith Adams wrote:
> : > >>
> : >
> : > >> You have no medical opinion that I am, ipso facto, insane.
> : >
> : > >Objection! Yes you are, you're just in denial.
> : >
> : > No, I am not.
>
> : Are too.
>
> functioning on a daily basis.
I DON'T NEED PROOF! LOOK AT HIM!
<court turns to look at Keith Adams, who is quietly tearing a paper
in half. And again. And again.>
CAN'T YOU SEE!!!!????
Spoony: Remove this man from the courtroom.
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Spoony: <Edwyn is removed from the courtroom> Well, that was surreal.
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person.
>Still, there's other things in life to aim for - like a PhD in years to
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You're actually going the full monty in educational terms? I'm probably
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On or about Sun, 18 Jan 1998 18:03:30 GMT, the accused, ja...@cwo.com
(Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
>Judge, I move to strike this witnesses testimony.
::looks slightly ill::
Very well, Mr. Adams. May the court recorder please strike the testimony of
Mr. Yu from the record.
::Turns to Marcus::
It is not in my capacity as judge of these proceedings to presume to
chastise you, but seek help, Marcus.
Marcus Yu
sean...@erols.com (Sean Daugherty) wrote:
>On or about Sun, 18 Jan 1998 18:03:30 GMT, the accused, ja...@cwo.com
>(Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
>
>>Judge, I move to strike this witnesses testimony.
>
>::looks slightly ill::
>
>Very well, Mr. Adams. May the court recorder please strike the testimony of
>Mr. Yu from the record.
>
>::Turns to Marcus::
>
>It is not in my capacity as judge of these proceedings to presume to
>chastise you, but seek help, Marcus.
>
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Kain
In article <69viob$q7l$1...@joe.rice.edu>, "Gregory Cook" <gfox...@rice.edu> wrote:
>Kain wrote in message <69r1iu$3...@news.acns.nwu.edu>...
>>*sigh* I made that quote in the hopes of being quoted back in the newgular
>>thread :) No-one ever quotes me, though - I'm just not a quoteworthy
>person.
>>Still, there's other things in life to aim for - like a PhD in years to
>come...
>
>You're actually going the full monty in educational terms? I'm probably
>stopping after a masters... So are you going to become a tenured professor?
>Or what?
Hopefully. Who can say? It's still many years away - I'm not even halfway to a
BA right now, am I? My ultimate aim at the moment, though, is to become a maths
prof... although I can only guess how far that aspiration will go.
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In the Fronrdian Age of the Illuminati, at Sun, 18 Jan 1998 22:41:06
-0600, the following "person/giant duck" Vincent Valentine
<MapSI...@worldnet.att.net> insulted everyone's intelligence by saying:
>I'll be the exacutioner.....me gusta..........
You can't be the executioner - their indentities are supposed to remain
secret - that's the reason for the masks. Plus, the prosecution isn't sure
whether or not to seek the death penalty.
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Fali of a new Year
On Sat, 17 Jan 1998 10:19:44 GMT sean...@erols.com (Sean Daugherty)
wrote whilst possessed by the Microwave:
>On or about Sat, 17 Jan 1998 07:49:44 GMT, the accused, ja...@cwo.com
>(Keith Adams), was spotted saying:
>
>>Fine.
>>
>>But now I'm taking it to appeals, because I feel you'll be biased against
>>me for not choosing you.
>
>No, Keith, y'see, I'm not biased against you: I'm biased against everyone.
>Therefore, it all balances out, and everything works out for the best. Now
>don't make me find you in contempt!
>
I object!
How can we hope for justice from a biased judge who is unpredictable
in his actions, choices, and beliefs in this system? I hereby request
we throw the "judge" into jail and throw out the key!
Fali, Lawyer with no clients
Sean Daugherty
Fali of a new Year wrote:
> How can we hope for justice from a biased judge who is unpredictable
> in his actions, choices, and beliefs in this system? I hereby request
> we throw the "judge" into jail and throw out the key!
Nonsense, Mr. Fali. I'm certainly not any more unpredictable than the
normal human. Think about it: By being biased against everything, there
is very little difference than my being biased against nothing,
therefore,
it all balances out. Furthermore, I have already been accepted by both
the prosecution and defense, and your efforts to subvert the judicial
system are duly noted on the court record. Now please be so kind as
to take your seat.
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Sean Daugherty <sean...@erols.com> wrote:
»Fali of a new Year wrote:
»
»> How can we hope for justice from a biased judge who is unpredictable
»> in his actions, choices, and beliefs in this system? I hereby request
»> we throw the "judge" into jail and throw out the key!
»
»Nonsense, Mr. Fali. I'm certainly not any more unpredictable than the
»normal human. Think about it: By being biased against everything, there
»is very little difference than my being biased against nothing,
»therefore,
Sean's pretty predictable, actually. Hey, look who's talking. #;-}>
»it all balances out. Furthermore, I have already been accepted by both
»the prosecution and defense, and your efforts to subvert the judicial
»system are duly noted on the court record. Now please be so kind as
»to take your seat.
Huh huh... he wants him to take his seat. #;-}>
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