Just so you all know...
Serranna
I am NOT AGFF Anon, and my fanfic is NOT a lemon, it's real, if you don't want
me to write it, I won't, just tell me, but don't expect any sexual acts to go
on. That's all, thank you.
Shirlene
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Kim Wild
>
>I am NOT AGFF Anon, and my fanfic is NOT a lemon, it's real, if you don't want
>me to write it, I won't, just tell me, but don't expect any sexual acts to go
>on. That's all, thank you.
>
>
Where did this come from? Who said these things anyway?
Kim
Defender of Gummy Bears
Co-Defender of Nobuo and his music
Empress of Smileys
AGFF Web Page Reviewer's Guild
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+ Scooby Doo Must die! +
+ Founded by Kim Wild on 13/5/98 +
+Come and join the club! +
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And it is all a wasted star, like the donkey that awakens the dawning blade
of grass within the blue table that is all that is unlike humanity. And the
table stands up the ceiling which does not turn white when blighted with the
plague that is the life of a troll, or human life, perhaps the life of a
condemned IBM mousepad covered with a lack of caterpillars... But which is
worth more? The life of a sheet, or that of a bull? Did black really change
colour, or was it just an optical illusion caused by the meowing of the
tainted hippo residing in the maple precincts? :) Fulgore on youth
<grand voice> I am proud of my insanity, of my lack of reason, of my
strength to stare logic in the eye and spit on its feet. I revel in my
foolishness, I glory in my ignorance, I take joy in the absolute
stupidity of my actions, for I, Eyeglazer, am the sole embodiment of
mankind. </grand voice>- Eyeglazer during an email
Neo Atma Weapon 3:16
Kim Wild wrote in message <362aed66...@news.dial.pipex.com>...
>On 1 Oct 1998 03:44:34 GMT, serr...@aol.comShirlene (Serranna) wrote:
>
>>
>>I am NOT AGFF Anon, and my fanfic is NOT a lemon, it's real, if you don't
want
>>me to write it, I won't, just tell me, but don't expect any sexual acts to
go
>>on. That's all, thank you.
>>
>>
>
>Where did this come from? Who said these things anyway?
>
The rumor going around is that some guy called AGFFAnon is going to write a
lemon (that's a sex fanfic, kiddies) about AGFFers. Another rumor is that
this person is not one, but actually three people. One of which is said to
be Serranna. Another, from my estimation, is either Gann0n or Greg. I was
in a chat room yesterday, and AGFF Anon came in, and Serranna bitched that
they were making it too obvious who they were by coming in the room.
Meaning it was most likely someone who just left. And both Greg and Gann0n
had just left. Furthermore, it's not too much of a stretch to say that
either one of them would do that. My guess is there is a group of three
perverts that decided to do this. One being Serranna, one being either Greg
or Gann0n, and a third still unknown, which very well might be the other
half of Greg/Gann0n. In any case, that's about all that's known.
--
Neo Atma Weapon 3:16
Defender of Linda
The God of Death
The AGFF Dark Wizard
The former King of GFS.
Co-Defender of Final Fantasy Seven
Anti-Defender of Final Fantasy Six
An Official Anti-Bob
The former Defender of Aerith/Aeris
The God of Weapons
The Former Holy Champion
Wielder of the Hind's Blood Skull Sword
Official Wielder of the Sledgehammer
Hater of the American Justice System
"The Evil One" (Title awarded by Cody)
Strange posts:
http://x5.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=337715572.1 - Wyvern's most embarrassing
post ever
http://x5.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=366470179 - Cypher's worst trolling
attempt ever (Note: He's lying through his ass)
Interesting fact: Seb has changed his name to Hitler
"I'm a special breed of moron AGFFer." - Jason
Gann0n
> >
> >>
> >>I am NOT AGFF Anon, and my fanfic is NOT a lemon, it's real, if you don't
> want
> >>me to write it, I won't, just tell me, but don't expect any sexual acts to
> go
> >>on. That's all, thank you.
> >>
> >>
> >
> >Where did this come from? Who said these things anyway?
> >
>
> lemon (that's a sex fanfic, kiddies) about AGFFers. Another rumor is that
> this person is not one, but actually three people. One of which is said to
> be Serranna. Another, from my estimation, is either Gann0n or Greg. I was
> in a chat room yesterday, and AGFF Anon came in, and Serranna bitched that
> they were making it too obvious who they were by coming in the room.
> Meaning it was most likely someone who just left. And both Greg and Gann0n
> had just left. Furthermore, it's not too much of a stretch to say that
> either one of them would do that. My guess is there is a group of three
> perverts that decided to do this. One being Serranna, one being either Greg
> or Gann0n, and a third still unknown, which very well might be the other
> half of Greg/Gann0n. In any case, that's about all that's known.
>
Please Atma, that an't my style...
I AM NOT AGFF Anon, exept for "Cain Marko" I never have hidden myself as
someone else to do my Evil.
I WAS going to do a AGFF Lemon, and I may still, after my DS chapter and
a Zelda thingie,
the lemon was going to star Kain and Kim, but after kain left, I lost
interest..
mayhaps I will do a lemon, with another AGFF gal'n guy as the
stars...ones who are still posting still...
a guy who named himself after a FF6 boss.... a gal who IIRC, looks like
Blue Mary from
the Fatal Fury/King of Fighters games... <VEG>
..who knows? But one thing is... it will be under the name of "Gann0n".
--
"I humbly add my own prophecy of what the dawn of the new millennium
shall bring forth -- one thousand more years of the same old crap."
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|-Gann0n-| --I'm at peace with my lust. I can kill 'cause in God I
trust yeah, It's evolution baby...
--
Osorete wa ikenai. Watashi wa saisho de ari, saigo de aru.
--
Jakuniku kyoushoku
--
Official AGFF Resident Evil, Official Defender of Maya Ibuki
--
Official Hogonoseijin no Satsujinsha
(Patron Saint of Killers/Murderers)
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Owner of The Lance of Longinus
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The God of Final Fantasy IV and All Zelda Games
--
Patron saint of *That* picture
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QUOTES!
===
==
> Did you know there's an alt.binaries.erotica.beanie-babies?
>
> .....
>
> That is truly disturbing, and disgusting.
--Neo Atma
No it's not. I am so, so turned on right now.
--Mary Gifaldi, in response to the above.
===
Angorea: I am Yolanda, and I'd like to describe to you all how
wonderful Atma's Weapon really is....
--Linda, in AIM chat
===
1) Start with the given:
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
2) Change all U''s to V''s (which is proper Latin anyway):
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
3) Extract all Roman Numerals:
C V V L D I V
4) Convert into Arabic values:
100 5 5 50 500 1 5
5) Add all the numbers:
666
Thus, Barney is Satan.
===
>> Good lad.
>>
>>Heil fatherhood and pass the Ketamine and Bollinger!
> Warren, if you're suggesting the illegal use of prescription drugs, I'm
> coming down there to make a citizens arrest, sunshine.
> And this goes for all of you vertigo weirdos reading this post!
Come and get me, you manky Scots git. I'm full of hate, Viagra
and cheeseburgers and have trained myself to urinate three different
strains of date-rape drug.
Come on then if you think you're hard enough....
--exchange between Mark Miller and Warren Ellis
in rec.arts.comics.dc.vertigo
===
>: Well, I did see a fan fiction site than had a
>: Constantine/Oh My Goddess crossover, which worked better than
>: it had any right to do.
>Seconded. "Dire Fates" is the only piece of anime fanfic I
>actually keep around on my hard drive... but there was no reason
>on Earth it should've come out as well as it did...
The same guys are now doing "John Constantine: Sailor Hellblazer".
("Ahem. In the name of the Moon, fuck off.")
--
people in rec.arts.comics.dc.vertigo
in a thread talking about the DC/Vertigo comic "hellblazer"
===
"Royce. Your challenge was ignorant and filthy, but I accept it
anyway on the condition that I get a raise and an expense account
for weaponry and the use of your wife." "Sure."
- Spider and Royce, Transmetropolitan#14
===
According to Monty Python, the meaning of life is really nothing very
special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good
book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together
in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations, and,
finally,
here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the
censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it
seems,
is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off
their
fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment
bollocks.
What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with
chainsaws
during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting
needles
by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens,
armed
bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats-- Where's the fun in
pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight.
===
"It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three
unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience,
and
the prudence never to practice either of them." -Mark Twain
===
> No. Every Thursday what we do in Britain in we take all our places
> of worship (except the tourist attractions) and filng them into the air,
> letting them fall out all over the country in a random fashion.
>
Does this imply that The Artist Formerly Known As Ginger Spice has
breasts
which are a place of worship, since they seem to be flung around a lot
and
have on at least one occasion fallen out on a TV program broadcast all
across
the country?
No wonder she left the Spice Girls. The tax reasons alone would be
enticing.
===
> >OK - fine lets just say she would sleep with any moving object.
> That's not even slightly what we've been trying to say,
> and you know it.
But hey! Let's start saying it now!
That Kitty Pryde, eh? Drops her pants at the sight of the nearest
moving passenger vehicle! Slapper. (etc etc etc).
--verious people talking about the sex life of X-woman Kitty Pryde
===
and on the 4th day, god made nuts, and it was good, and on the 5th day,
god made DOS, and it rocked his nuts
--Lint
===
And the #1 funniest bad use of English I saw in Japan, and I am NOT
making this up:
A plastic grocery bag from a small grocer, with the name of the store,
and then in English under it:
"Easy girl, Easy girl, everyone loves the easy girl, have violent sex
all
day." -- Ian Kelley
===
What I mean by deviant: completely lacking in the social skills and
knowledge possessed by most of the rest of humanity... Most of us are
perfectly normal most of the time. We only become jerks and morons on
Usenet, like other decent people. -- Andrew C. Lannen
===
[Brain] Today, Pinky, we are going to a place where
women are paid vast sums of money to look
beautiful and change their clothes often.
[Pinky] You mean Charlie Sheen's house?
===
make a super move where his ass grows to giant proportions and it
flies around the screen shooting rainbow colored fruit
SCRUB-X, about E.Honda in SFA3
===
"The Buddha is smiling." -Just a cold-blooded thing to say to a
motherf_cker 'fore you popped a nuke in his @ss.
===
No kidding, yet they don't realize that you have to believe in Satan to
be
a Satanist. And of course, mention that a Satanist is a Christian
rooting
for the "wrong" team, and they'll go ballistic on you.
- Brian E. Angliss
===
I don't watch wrestling for the Nitro girls. When I want to see girls,
I'll go out. When I want porn, I'll pop in a tape. When I want to see
apes jump up and down, I'll watch either the Discovery Channel, Animal
Planet, or wrestling.
--Anonymous
===
I'm now going to smear clue musk on you and stand you in a field
of horny clues in the middle of clue mating season. I think it's
the only way you could ever possibly *get* A Clue."
- Leah Adezio
===
6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage
on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped
on it. You've guessed it, he opened it and said a fond farewell
to his face.
===
Well, I ran this scenario through my "RacismBot" program that was
installed on my computer when I bought it from the campus store at
UMass.
It detects any racist activity, then takes over my harddrive in protest
until I create more directories named after minorities. Here was it's
analysis:
White man knocks out black man. RACIST. Brutal treatment of blacks.
White man knocks out white man. RACIST. Excludes blacks.
Black man knocks out white man. RACIST. This is propaganda portraying
black men as a threat to white society.
Black man knocks out black man. RACIST. This portrays black men as
violent and undisciplined.
Solution: Organize a group of men and women representing all
ethnicities,
put them in multi-colored ninja outfits, and have them only knock out
really yucky bug creatures from outer space.
Now you know. And knowing is half the battle. The other half involves
lots of tanks and firearms.
--Lark, about the black guy VS white guy fight in the SF2:CE intro
===
Tell a man there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a
bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
===
"And Kirk burped as he fondled Picard gently, his swollen gut heaving in
anticipation. He drew him closer, closer, and..."
<NO CARRIER>
--Wiefgief Follies
===
"Acts of Men are better then Acts of God"
-Katsuragi Misato
===
"Do you have anything really small
that a young girl could safely use?"
-FuSoYa baiting GFSers
===
"Only Kings, Editors, and people with tapeworm
have the right to use the editorial 'we.'"
- Mark Twain
===
"Only two things are infinite: the universe
and human stupidity. Of course, I'm not sure
about the former." - Einstein
===
"[HEADLINE] Midshipman exposes backside in front of
Studio Alta: now shipmates call him Sailor Moon;
Film at 11:)" - Ron
===
"These blast points are too accurate for Imperial
Stormtroopers, only Imperial Special Effects
Technicians are so precise"- Ben Kenobi in redubbed
SW:ANH
===
Of course, my favorite would be to have
Shadowcat stick one of the Ghost's intangibility
devices on that little spot on Doomsday's back he
can't quite reach, and leave him intangible forever.
Yeah, he could rampage around shaking his fists at
people, but at best he'd just be annoying.
Children would amuse themselves by making faces
and watching him try to smash them.
-JSPEKTR
===
Ignore Herman he doesn't realize that some of us are so well off that
we pay people to take care of our social lives for us..... :)
-Darien Allen
===
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http://home.earthlink.net/~gann0n/
gan...@earthlink.net or cris...@hotmail.com AIM: Gann0n316
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"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but
not ill."
Serranna
Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 Wrote:
>Kim Wild wrote in message <362aed66...@news.dial.pipex.com>...
>>On 1 Oct 1998 03:44:34 GMT, serr...@aol.comShirlene (Serranna) wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>I am NOT AGFF Anon, and my fanfic is NOT a lemon, it's real, if you don't
>want
>>>me to write it, I won't, just tell me, but don't expect any sexual acts to
>go
>>>on. That's all, thank you.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Where did this come from? Who said these things anyway?
>>
>
>The rumor going around is that some guy called AGFFAnon is going to write a
>lemon (that's a sex fanfic, kiddies) about AGFFers. Another rumor is that
>this person is not one, but actually three people. One of which is said to
>be Serranna. Another, from my estimation, is either Gann0n or Greg. I was
>in a chat room yesterday, and AGFF Anon came in, and Serranna bitched that
>they were making it too obvious who they were by coming in the room.
>Meaning it was most likely someone who just left. And both Greg and Gann0n
>had just left. Furthermore, it's not too much of a stretch to say that
>either one of them would do that. My guess is there is a group of three
>perverts that decided to do this. One being Serranna, one being either Greg
>or Gann0n, and a third still unknown, which very well might be the other
>half of Greg/Gann0n. In any case, that's about all that's known.
OK, I'm admitting, I'm one of the people who came up with the idea...butI'm not
doing the writing, and I can't reveal the identity of the other two.
Jason
serr...@aol.comShirlene (Serranna) ran up behind me and clubbed me.
When I awoke, it was 2 Oct 1998 02:02:16 GMT, and something had been
tattooed on my forehead. It was this:
...
An AGFF lemon?! What the hell were you thinking?!
...
On second thought, it may not be so bad. It will serve to lighten the
mood a bit.
--
The Light shine on you always,
-Jason
_________________________________________
AIM: NeoJasonWK
E-mail: koha at bellsouth dot net
May St. Kain return one day, and flowers
bloom and birds sing upon his arrival.
Neo Atma Weapon 3:16
Gann0n wrote in message <361472...@earthlink.net>...
<yawn> Do whatever you please. I seriously doubt you'll offend anyone.
Linda wasn't the least bit offended by Earblazer's implied (and then more
than implied) sex scenes, and as far as I go... Hell, offending me is like
trying to get blood from a rock.
>..who knows?
Me. You won't do it.
>But one thing is... it will be under the name of "Gann0n".
>
<raises the people's eyebrow and gives Gann0n the rock bottom>
--
Neo Atma Weapon 3:16
Linda
>
> Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 wrote:
> >
> > Kim Wild wrote in message <362aed66...@news.dial.pipex.com>...
> > >On 1 Oct 1998 03:44:34 GMT, serr...@aol.comShirlene (Serranna) wrote:
> > >
> > >>
> > >>I am NOT AGFF Anon, and my fanfic is NOT a lemon, it's real, if you don't
> > want
> > >>me to write it, I won't, just tell me, but don't expect any sexual acts to
> > go
> > >>on. That's all, thank you.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >
> > >Where did this come from? Who said these things anyway?
> > >
> >
> > The rumor going around is that some guy called AGFFAnon is going to write a
> > lemon (that's a sex fanfic, kiddies) about AGFFers. Another rumor is that
> > this person is not one, but actually three people. One of which is said to
> > be Serranna. Another, from my estimation, is either Gann0n or Greg. I was
> > in a chat room yesterday, and AGFF Anon came in, and Serranna bitched that
> > they were making it too obvious who they were by coming in the room.
> > Meaning it was most likely someone who just left. And both Greg and Gann0n
> > had just left. Furthermore, it's not too much of a stretch to say that
> > either one of them would do that. My guess is there is a group of three
> > perverts that decided to do this. One being Serranna, one being either Greg
> > or Gann0n, and a third still unknown, which very well might be the other
> > half of Greg/Gann0n. In any case, that's about all that's known.
> >
>
> Please Atma, that an't my style...
>
> I AM NOT AGFF Anon, exept for "Cain Marko"
Don't you even mention that Cain Marko...it may be dangerous for you...
I never have hidden myself as
> someone else to do my Evil.
>
> I WAS going to do a AGFF Lemon, and I may still, after my DS chapter and
> a Zelda thingie,
> the lemon was going to star Kain and Kim, but after kain left, I lost
> interest..
Fuck the lemons, haven't you written your chapter of DS yet?
>
> mayhaps I will do a lemon, with another AGFF gal'n guy as the
> stars...ones who are still posting still...
> a guy who named himself after a FF6 boss.... a gal who IIRC, looks like
> Blue Mary from
> the Fatal Fury/King of Fighters games... <VEG>
forget that, write your DS:)!
Neo Atma Weapon 3:16
Linda wrote in message <3614FE...@earthlink.net>...
<throws a firebomb at Kane Marko> (No, I didn't misspell jack.)
>I never have hidden myself as
>> someone else to do my Evil.
>>
>> I WAS going to do a AGFF Lemon, and I may still, after my DS chapter and
>> a Zelda thingie,
>> the lemon was going to star Kain and Kim, but after kain left, I lost
>> interest..
>
>Fuck the lemons,
Even he's not desperate enough to fuck plants. Er, oh, you meant the sex
stories....
>haven't you written your chapter of DS yet?
>
If he has, I haven't gotten it yet.
>>
>> mayhaps I will do a lemon, with another AGFF gal'n guy as the
>> stars...ones who are still posting still...
>> a guy who named himself after a FF6 boss.... a gal who IIRC, looks like
>> Blue Mary from
>> the Fatal Fury/King of Fighters games... <VEG>
>
>forget that, write your DS:)!
>
Bet that wasn't the expected reponse. <snicker> Look, "dark one", if
you're looking for a Kainish response to the threat, you're SOOL, <Rock>
because no one, and the Rock means NO ONE will respond like that to your
candy ass. <raises the people's eyebrow> </Rock>
>>
>> ..who knows? But one thing is... it will be under the name of "Gann0n".
>>
<snippage>
>> ===
>> Angorea: I am Yolanda, and I'd like to describe to you all how
>> wonderful Atma's Weapon really is....
>> --Linda, in AIM chat
>> ===
ROFL! I can't believe someone quoted that.
>> ===
>> I don't watch wrestling for the Nitro girls. When I want to see girls,
>> I'll go out. When I want porn, I'll pop in a tape. When I want to see
>> apes jump up and down, I'll watch either the Discovery Channel, Animal
>> Planet, or wrestling.
>> --Anonymous
>> ===
No kidding. Fucking Eric Bitchoff....
--
Neo Atma Weapon 3:16
Gregory Cook
-
-Kim Wild wrote in message <362aed66...@news.dial.pipex.com>...
->On 1 Oct 1998 03:44:34 GMT, serr...@aol.comShirlene (Serranna) wrote:
->
->>
->>I am NOT AGFF Anon, and my fanfic is NOT a lemon, it's real, if you don't
-want
->>me to write it, I won't, just tell me, but don't expect any sexual acts to
-go
->>on. That's all, thank you.
->>
->>
->
->Where did this come from? Who said these things anyway?
->
-
-The rumor going around is that some guy called AGFFAnon is going to write a
-lemon (that's a sex fanfic, kiddies) about AGFFers. Another rumor is that
-this person is not one, but actually three people. One of which is said to
-be Serranna. Another, from my estimation, is either Gann0n or Greg. I was
-in a chat room yesterday, and AGFF Anon came in, and Serranna bitched that
-they were making it too obvious who they were by coming in the room.
-Meaning it was most likely someone who just left. And both Greg and Gann0n
-had just left. Furthermore, it's not too much of a stretch to say that
-either one of them would do that. My guess is there is a group of three
-perverts that decided to do this. One being Serranna, one being either Greg
-or Gann0n, and a third still unknown, which very well might be the other
-half of Greg/Gann0n. In any case, that's about all that's known.
Oh, BTW, just to show that it's not a rumor, here's the IM I had with
AGFF Anon:
(why the heck would I claim to be inspired by my OWN epilogue to Bail,
anyway?)
Begin IM - 9/27/98 10:41 PM
AGFF Anon (22:41:50): Greg Cook...greetings, from a newly discovered
pervert to a veteran...
gfoXcook (22:42:11): Umm... hi.
gfoXcook (22:42:23): Newly discovered perv? Are you 13? That's when I
found out I was one.
AGFF Anon (22:42:40): Eh...no, I'm not thirteen.
AGFF Anon (22:43:19): (you already know me, BTW. I just prefer to
remain anonymous for now...anyway, I have a request for you)
gfoXcook (22:43:56): ... Cunnilingus Breath?
gfoXcook (22:44:03): ... oookay. What?
AGFF Anon (22:44:07): (somewhat inspired by your...interesting
epilogue to Bail)
AGFF Anon (22:44:14): Maybe, maybe not.
gfoXcook (22:44:36): Ahhh. Someone who actually enjoyed the chapter,
eh? Awesome.
AGFF Anon (22:44:54): Someone who's going to be writing something
similar soon, actually.
gfoXcook (22:44:55): Not many appreciated my effort. Or at least, not
many who did spoke out.
gfoXcook (22:45:04): The most vocal responders were those who didn't
like it. #;-}>
AGFF Anon (22:45:05): Heh.
gfoXcook (22:45:08): Even MORE awesome.
gfoXcook (22:45:12): Will you still be anon then?
AGFF Anon (22:45:31): Yeah, 'fraid so. I have a rep to maintain,
unfortunately. :)
gfoXcook (22:46:00): Damn.
gfoXcook (22:46:08): come on, man. Be proud!
gfoXcook (22:46:14): Change that rep.
gfoXcook (22:46:19): Strut your stuff.
AGFF Anon (22:46:55): Anyway...the difference between this and what
you did, is I'm trying to get the consent of the people who are going
to be in this... (which is going to turn out fairly large, BTW, and
include large portions of AGFF and most of the FF games...I'm sure you
can see where this is leading, eh?) *evil laugh*
gfoXcook (22:47:05): Good idea.
AGFF Anon (22:47:19): Ehh...actually, I like my rep the way it is. :)
gfoXcook (22:47:20): So is your question whether or not I'm cool with
being in it?
gfoXcook (22:47:26): Damn you, you coward!
AGFF Anon (22:47:33): Give the man a cigar!
gfoXcook (22:47:38): tell me who you are, I promise I won't say
anything when you post the story.
AGFF Anon (22:47:39): Heh. Guilty as charged. :)
gfoXcook (22:47:49): Or before then, or after. I won't tell a soul.
gfoXcook (22:48:15): I'm dying of curiosity, and once I'm dead, you'll
be responsible! Wouldn't want THAT messing up your reputation, would
ya?! HUH!? #;-}>
AGFF Anon (22:49:12): Ehh...I'll think about it. We'll see. :) Anyway,
expect the chapters to be posted to AGFFH, as they're written. (and it
wouldn't kill my rep, since no one will know who I am. Ha!
gfoXcook (22:49:27): Post a note to AGFF saying they're on AGFFH, I
don't read AGFFH.
gfoXcook (22:49:47): No, but they'd know it was the guy who's writing
this story, and if it's ever discovered who you are, then you're goin'
down for murder! HA!
AGFF Anon (22:50:57): Heh. But they shall never discover such... :) If
you want, i'll mail you the chapters as I write them.
AGFF Anon (22:51:13): (which I'm doing for everyone else so far
involved)
gfoXcook (22:51:18): Sounds good.
gfoXcook (22:51:27): I'm not even subscribed to AGFFH.
gfoXcook (22:51:43): Let me ask a question: Do you post GFS to AGFF?
gfoXcook (22:51:48): At all?
AGFF Anon (22:52:22): (actually, my server doesn't get AGFFH, I'm
going to have to use DN) Ehh...not usually, no.
gfoXcook (22:53:04): But sometimes?
gfoXcook (22:53:31): You're not strictly non-GFS like Kain or Unright
or Sean, then. Somewhere in between the GFSers and the SKDers...
hmmm... that doesn't narrow it down too much, that's most of the
freakin' ng! #;-}>
AGFF Anon (22:53:37): On occasion. Not often.
gfoXcook (22:53:44): DAMN YOU!
gfoXcook (22:53:49): DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!
AGFF Anon (22:53:52): I'm closer to SKD, actually. :)
gfoXcook (22:53:54): :::bashing head into table:::
AGFF Anon (22:54:24): Or so I thought, until a couple days ago when me
and a couple other Agffers (who also shall remain nameless:) came up
with this.
gfoXcook (22:54:36): DAMN THEM, TOO!!! DAMN THEM ALL!!!
gfoXcook (22:54:44): Why didn't you let ME in on it, damnit!!!
AGFF Anon (22:55:05): Ehh...
AGFF Anon (22:55:11): Hang on a second.....
AGFF Anon (22:56:48): Hmm....
gfoXcook (22:58:11): huh?
AGFF Anon (23:00:21): Well, I just asked my co-inspirationalists if
you could join up (you did ask why you weren't in on
it)....unfortunately, they don't want to make the team bigger, though.
But if you have any suggestions, you can relay them through me.
AGFF Anon (23:01:57): Hello? You there?
gfoXcook (23:02:34): yeah.
AGFF Anon (23:02:45): Sorry anyway....
gfoXcook (23:02:50): Well, you haven't even told me who else is gonna
be in the story.
gfoXcook (23:02:56): So I can't really suggest anything yet. #;-}>
AGFF Anon (23:04:59): Well...since we put ourselves in first, and
you're the first person we're asking, we can't really tell you, can
we? ;) Suffice it to say that we've got 2 male Agffers, 1 Female, and
a lot of the FF characters....Aeris, Tifa, Yuffie, Cid, Vincent, and
Celes.
AGFF Anon (23:05:27): And you, now. See any prospects in that?
gfoXcook (23:06:06): If you put yourselves in, how are you going to
remain anonymous?
gfoXcook (23:06:26): I think you know that I want Tifa to only sleep
with me. That should go without saying, right? #;-}>
AGFF Anon (23:06:33): (BTW, don't spread this log around. Some of my
closer friends might be able to recognize my writing style...and we
wouldn't want that now, would we? ;)
AGFF Anon (23:06:43): She'll be sleeping with everone, probably. :)
AGFF Anon (23:07:50): Well, we'll be anonymous because we're going to
be three among a couple dozen Agffers. ;)
gfoXcook (23:08:00): Ohhh.
gfoXcook (23:08:12): Which is why you can't tell me yet.
AGFF Anon (23:08:24): Yep.
gfoXcook (23:08:26): Will you tell me who the others are after you get
say... 4 more people not in on it?
gfoXcook (23:08:32): including the ones in on it?
AGFF Anon (23:08:35): Once we have more people, I can tell you the
cast.
gfoXcook (23:08:38): that'll make it 4 in and 4 not.
gfoXcook (23:08:43): ...
gfoXcook (23:08:47): er... 3 in and 4 not, rather.
AGFF Anon (23:08:49): No, 3 in.
AGFF Anon (23:08:52): Heh. ;)
AGFF Anon (23:09:29): Yeah, once there are enough people in it that we
don't stick out, then I'll give you the cast.
gfoXcook (23:09:59): coolness. Mail it to me.
AGFF Anon (23:11:36): Will do...hmm...any suggestions as to people we
can add? (and, no, I already suggested Kain...<evil laugh>)
gfoXcook (23:13:00): Your best bet would be posting a casting call to
AGFF, but I get the impression that's over exposure for ya. #;-}>
gfoXcook (23:13:06): Leareth and Wyvern....
gfoXcook (23:13:11): ummm...
gfoXcook (23:13:15): Bane...
AGFF Anon (23:13:18): Yes, definately over exposure.
gfoXcook (23:13:20): X...
gfoXcook (23:13:23): Thierry...
AGFF Anon (23:13:24): Might do it from DN, though.
gfoXcook (23:13:25): Merry...
AGFF Anon (23:13:26): Maybe.
gfoXcook (23:14:28): anyway, I'm getting out of here.
AGFF Anon (23:14:49): Oh, BTW, I reserve the right to exercise a
certain amount of unrestraint with the situations I put you in...heh
heh.
AGFF Anon (23:14:57): Okay...thanks for the help. ;)
gfoXcook (23:15:05): What do you mean by unrestraint?
gfoXcook (23:15:15): Like putting me into S&M or somethin'?
gfoXcook (23:15:27): Anything goes with me in fiction, so whatever's
fine.
AGFF Anon (23:15:44): Heh. No, not S&M...although it may come close.
;)
AGFF Anon (23:16:00): Anyway, I think I'll mosey on over and pick up
some of those people....heh heh.
gfoXcook (23:16:30): YES! Make Tifa tie me down and ride me...
gfoXcook (23:16:36): :::drooling:::
gfoXcook (23:16:46): I'm gonna have some sweeeeet dreams tonight, I'll
bet. Hehehehehehehhhh
AGFF Anon (23:17:03): LOL! Heh. Consider it added. ;)
gfoXcook (23:17:11): AWESOME! G'night!
AGFF Anon (23:17:25): 'night.
End IM - 9/27/98 11:18 PM
------------------------------------------------------------
Greg "Fox" Cook -- Rice University 1999 -- English Major
gfox...@earthlink.net - http://home.earthlink.net/~gfoxcook
Robert Heinlein/The X-Files/Star Wars/Star Trek: NextGen fan
U2/Led Zeppelin/Pink Floyd/Tori Amos/The Who/David Bowie fan
"Nothing happens in contradiction to nature,
only in contradiction to what we know of it."
------------------------------ -Dana Scully (in Herrenvolk)
Gregory Cook
Too bad I was in the room with AGFF Anon at one point.
Rubicant, Fearless Ninja Warrior
>>>The rumor going around is that some guy called AGFFAnon is going to write a
>>>lemon (that's a sex fanfic, kiddies) about AGFFers. Another rumor is that
>>>this person is not one, but actually three people. One of which is said to
>>>be Serranna. Another, from my estimation, is either Gann0n or Greg. I was
>>>in a chat room yesterday, and AGFF Anon came in, and Serranna bitched that
>>>they were making it too obvious who they were by coming in the room.
>>>Meaning it was most likely someone who just left. And both Greg and Gann0n
>>>had just left. Furthermore, it's not too much of a stretch to say that
>>>either one of them would do that. My guess is there is a group of three
>>>perverts that decided to do this. One being Serranna, one being either Greg
>>>or Gann0n, and a third still unknown, which very well might be the other
>>>half of Greg/Gann0n. In any case, that's about all that's known.
>>
>>OK, I'm admitting, I'm one of the people who came up with the idea...butI'm not
>>doing the writing, and I can't reveal the identity of the other two.
>
>...
>
>An AGFF lemon?! What the hell were you thinking?!
>
>...
>
>On second thought, it may not be so bad. It will serve to lighten the
>mood a bit.
<Dark Half>If I am in any fashion, form, mist, spray, spread, action,
transaction, sex action, reaction, (or through any non-contractual
appearance) used in this "lemon", I will sic my lawyers on you.</Dark
Half>
I'm proud to say that I am not involved in this. And if anyone
decides to do something disturbing with me in this fan fic, I shall
make your life (lives) a living hell. thankoo. ^_^
Kim Wild
<Y...@know.my.email.so.dont.ask.com> wrote:
>
>Kim Wild wrote in message <362aed66...@news.dial.pipex.com>...
>>On 1 Oct 1998 03:44:34 GMT, serr...@aol.comShirlene (Serranna) wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>I am NOT AGFF Anon, and my fanfic is NOT a lemon, it's real, if you don't
>want
>>>me to write it, I won't, just tell me, but don't expect any sexual acts to
>go
>>>on. That's all, thank you.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Where did this come from? Who said these things anyway?
>>
>
>The rumor going around is that some guy called AGFFAnon is going to write a
>lemon (that's a sex fanfic, kiddies) about AGFFers. Another rumor is that
>this person is not one, but actually three people. One of which is said to
>be Serranna. Another, from my estimation, is either Gann0n or Greg. I was
>in a chat room yesterday, and AGFF Anon came in, and Serranna bitched that
>they were making it too obvious who they were by coming in the room.
>Meaning it was most likely someone who just left. And both Greg and Gann0n
>had just left. Furthermore, it's not too much of a stretch to say that
>either one of them would do that. My guess is there is a group of three
>perverts that decided to do this. One being Serranna, one being either Greg
>or Gann0n, and a third still unknown, which very well might be the other
>half of Greg/Gann0n. In any case, that's about all that's known.
A lemon? 0_0 *runs for the hills*
Kim Wild
Fearless Ninja Warrior) wrote:
>n...@email.cause.of.spam (Jason) wrote:
>
>>>>The rumor going around is that some guy called AGFFAnon is going to write a
>>>>lemon (that's a sex fanfic, kiddies) about AGFFers. Another rumor is that
>>>>this person is not one, but actually three people. One of which is said to
>>>>be Serranna. Another, from my estimation, is either Gann0n or Greg. I was
>>>>in a chat room yesterday, and AGFF Anon came in, and Serranna bitched that
>>>>they were making it too obvious who they were by coming in the room.
>>>>Meaning it was most likely someone who just left. And both Greg and Gann0n
>>>>had just left. Furthermore, it's not too much of a stretch to say that
>>>>either one of them would do that. My guess is there is a group of three
>>>>perverts that decided to do this. One being Serranna, one being either Greg
>>>>or Gann0n, and a third still unknown, which very well might be the other
>>>>half of Greg/Gann0n. In any case, that's about all that's known.
>>>
>>>OK, I'm admitting, I'm one of the people who came up with the idea...butI'm not
>>>doing the writing, and I can't reveal the identity of the other two.
>>
>>...
>>
>>An AGFF lemon?! What the hell were you thinking?!
>>
>>...
>>
>>On second thought, it may not be so bad. It will serve to lighten the
>>mood a bit.
>
><Dark Half>If I am in any fashion, form, mist, spray, spread, action,
>transaction, sex action, reaction, (or through any non-contractual
>appearance) used in this "lemon", I will sic my lawyers on you.</Dark
>Half>
>
>I'm proud to say that I am not involved in this. And if anyone
>decides to do something disturbing with me in this fan fic, I shall
>make your life (lives) a living hell. thankoo. ^_^
>
If anyone dares put me in it, life will not be worth living. You have
all been warned.
3 silver-plated Scrilla points!