> Think about it. Don't they look awfully similar? Could they be
> brothers, or perhaps, cousins? Maybe they're really the same person;
> how much do we REALLY know about Setzer's past? :P
Perhaps 'Daryl' was really Aeris! (Or Aerith. I'm just using Aeris
because it fits with my theory.)
I mean, look at the facts. Both have 5 letter names. If you add 3 to 1,
you get 4. D is the forth letter of the alphabet, A is the first.
Subtract 4 from 5 - 4 plus one extra, for the D, and you get 1, or A. The
R stays the same, because it is in the middle. Y is _6_ letters away from
R (notice a pattern? +4, -5, +6!) and then l, and s. We go back down a
number because we approach the end, so 5 - s = l.
D A R Y L
4 1 18 23 11
3 4 5 6 7 - Or, C D E F G, the notes you are able to play on the Piano
in Tifa's house!
A E R I S
1 5 18 9 19
Or, if you take the ASCII value of those letters, you know what it
spells? Death.
Now, think of this. Imagine, FFVII is a prequel and Setzer is a Sephiroth
incarnate. Daryl did not exist. Daryl was Aeris, and in Setzer's twisted
mind, she really did die in an airship crash. Except, he was the airship.
Alright. I've said too much.
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"If I had a nickname, I'd like it to be 'Prince of Weasels.' I would go
up to people and bite them. They'd turn around saying, 'What the--?' but
when they recognized me they would say, 'Oh, it's you, Prince of
Weasels." -Deep Thought
"Sometimes when children ask why it's raining, I think it's cute to tell
them it's because God is crying. When they ask why, I think it's also
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"Looks like we got us a Mexican Standoff." -Mickey Knox, Natural Born
Killers
> Think about it. Don't they look awfully similar? Could they be
> brothers, or perhaps, cousins? Maybe they're really the same person;
> how much do we REALLY know about Setzer's past? :P
And have you ever seen them both in the same place, at the same time?
Hmm...
Justin Sueno
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Whee, I like that theory! 0;)
I actually did this thing a while back where I figured up who was descended
from whom, using FFIV, FFVI, and FFVII
Night Angel, still sigless
grrrr.....
>Erica: Are you saying Sephiroth's hair is actually not silver?!
The big question here is: are you saying that SETZER'S hair is not actually
silver?!
>Fulg: <pauses> Yes to both! Ha! <runs as fast as he possible can as the
>defenders and fans take out assorted guns, swords, and rotten fruits>
>
><Fulg runs down an alley, hoping to see a slightly darker-coloured brick in
>the wall at the apparent dead end. However, to his horror, there is a
>dumpster in front of the hidden switch!>
>
>Fulg: No! They put a dumpster in here while I was gone! Argh!
>
><Fulg frantically tries to push the massive dumpster aside, but to no
>avail.>
>
>Night Angel: There he is!
>
><Assorted fans and defenders of Setzer and Spehiroth charge down the alley
>with their weapons drawn.>
>
>Fulg: Uh...spare me?
>
>***TO BE CONTINUED***
oh, man.... *gasps* CAN'T BREATH!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
Erica: You've defiled Sephiroth!! For this you shall die!
Night Angel: What she said! err... excepting the part about sephiroth,
and replacing it with setzer... errrr... uhhh...
Assorted fans and defenders: GET ON WITH IT!!!
Fulgore: uh. no... you don't have to, if you don't want to....
heh........
Night Angel: errr.... right! there are few things that I will kill a man
for -
Assorted fans and defenders: *Laugh until they wet themselves*
Erica: let me handle this.
Night Angel: errr... right...
Erica: Fulgore. DIE!!!
Fulgore: *eep!!!*
<Night Angel and Erica aim, point or level their various weapons in
Fulgore's direction. Someone in the back throws fruit>
<suddenly there is the sound of footsteps echoing in the empty street.
Night Angel and Erica freeze>
Voice: Hello?? is there someone back there?
Voice of one of the various fans and defenders: No!!
Voice: uh...huh....
Night Angel: YES! <runs to the end of the alley and comes back with a
spluttering man in tow> ha! This is setzer! We can prove this once and for
all! <assaults Setzer's face with a handkerchief>
Setzer: gah! Help! Insane defender!!!
Voice from among the Asorted fans and defenders: Someone should sell
tickets to this!!!
<fulgore takes the opporitunity to sneak away>
Night Angel: HOLD STILL!!! I've got to prove your face isn't dirty!!
Erica: Night Angel.
Night Angel: What?!
Erica: Fulgore just escaped.
Night Angel: <falls on the ground as she abruptly lets go of Setzer's
shoulder.> WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!
Erica: now we've got to find the little twerp.
Night Angel: errr... whoops?
Assorted fans and Defenders: Twit!
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@ Defender Of Setzer @
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"When things fall, they fall! It's all a matter of fate..."
Setzer Gabbianni, Final Fantasy VI
"Love looks not with the heart, but with the mind,
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind."
--A Midsummer Night's Dream
"As Hodding Carter Jr. once observed, Southerners will be polite until
they are angry enough to kill you."
--John Shelton Reed
Erica: Are you saying Sephiroth's hair is actually not silver?!
Fulg: <pauses> Yes to both! Ha! <runs as fast as he possible can as the
defenders and fans take out assorted guns, swords, and rotten fruits>
<Fulg runs down an alley, hoping to see a slightly darker-coloured brick in
the wall at the apparent dead end. However, to his horror, there is a
dumpster in front of the hidden switch!>
Fulg: No! They put a dumpster in here while I was gone! Argh!
<Fulg frantically tries to push the massive dumpster aside, but to no
avail.>
Night Angel: There he is!
<Assorted fans and defenders of Setzer and Spehiroth charge down the alley
with their weapons drawn.>
Fulg: Uh...spare me?
***TO BE CONTINUED***
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And it is all a wasted star, like the donkey that awakens the dawning blade
of grass within the blue table that is all that is unlike humanity. And the
table stands up the ceiling which does not turn white when blighted with the
plague that is the life of a troll, or human life, perhaps the life of a
condemned IBM mousepad covered with a lack of caterpillars... But which is
worth more? The life of a sheet, or that of a bull? Did black really change
colour, or was it just an optical illusion caused by the meowing of the
tainted hippo residing in the maple precincts? :) Fulgore on youth
<grand voice> I am proud of my insanity, of my lack of reason, of my
strength to stare logic in the eye and spit on its feet. I revel in my
foolishness, I glory in my ignorance, I take joy in the absolute
stupidity of my actions, for I, Eyeglazer, am the sole embodiment of
mankind. </grand voice>- Eyeglazer during an email
Well, Tifa was probably stowawaying on the Falcon when it happened, and
the ray caused her breasts to rapidly increase in size. That's the only
explaination I have. Anyways, the FF6 characters are fucked up as it
is. Gogo? Umaro? Mog? Gau? And who could forget about little Relm?
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The Conjoined Fetus Lady Song
You've got the strength,
You've got the courage,
Even with a dead fetus on your head.
You carried on,
fought for tomorrow,
dead fetus or no ya never let go.
You're my conjoined twin,
dead thing hanging off you're head woman...
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Time: Several days later.
Jaz, passing an unspecified alley in an unspecified city, hears a noise.
Against her better judgement, she enters the alley.
Jaz: Hello?
Puff Puff: <At Jaz's feet> Jello?
Jaz gives Little Puff Puff a well-placed kick, sending him flying back
out into the street, where he is promptly run over by a steam roller.
Jaz: Is anyone there...? <A voice groans from the shadows of the alley.
Jaz recognizes the shape lying among the garbage bags and rotting
vegetables as that of a grey-haired man in a black trenchcoat.>
Sephiroth?!?!
Setzer: <struggling to his feet> No! No! I'm Setzer! Get Away!
Upon seeing him clearly, the difference is obvious.
Jaz: <approaching Setzer with outstreached hands>
Hey, it's ok! I'm not going to hurt you!
<She reaches out to steady him. His breath reeks of alcohol.>
<Wrinkling her nose> What happened to you?
Setzer: <groggy> Dunno... There was this big gang of people...
mostly women... some of 'em were pretty nice looking...
Jaz: But what happened?
Setzer: Well, they were trying to prove to this guy that I wasn't this
Sephiroth fellow... and then the guy ran away and they all chased
'im, and pretty much trampled me...
<reaches into his coat and triumphantly withdraws a bottle>
And then I found a whole case of these hidden in a secret
passage at the end of the alley! <uncorks bottle and drinks>
Jaz: Uh-huh.
Setzer: Yeah! <takes another drink> I was gonna go to the casino
a few blocks over, but I figued that I'd better use all this
up so that some random guy didn't come here and get smashed
on it... Some people have no self control, you know.
Jaz: Yeah. Well. You don't know where this gang of people were headed,
do you? </maybe they've seen Sephiroth,/ she thought.>
Setzer: They went that-a-way.
<waves bottle in a vague arc at the alley's opposite wall.>
Say... You ever played Dragon Poker? Got a deck of cards?
Jaz: Nevermind. <Lets go of Setzer's shoulder; he topples to one
side, managing to keep the bottle from spilling as he does so.>
Setzer: <As Jaz walks away> Yeah, ok! Nice talking to you!
<subsides into mumbling about Dragon Poker>
Jaz approaches the flat Puff Puff in the middle of the street and picks
him up by a few wisps of fur. The Puff Puff pops back into a spherical
shape.
Puff Puff: New Improved Little Puff Puff! Pastes Great, Less Filling!
Jaz: <Dropping the Puff Puff and wiping her hands on her coat>
Come on. False alarm.
<Exit, Stage Right>
-JAZ
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