Why AOL Sucks
Deuch66
<<too lazy to quote other reasons why AOL sucks>>
thats just the tip of the iceberg...i hate AOL for so many reasons they wont
fit in this one post...the only reason i use AOL is cause the morons who run it
let "smart" people like me sign on for free...i would feel ashamed to pay $20 a
month (or even $5) for this lousy service
----> peter
---------> only human to see Tifa and Aeris "together"
----> and live
Peter Yao
In article <19980106231...@ladder02.news.aol.com>, deu...@aol.com
(Deuch66) wrote:
> <<too lazy to quote other reasons why AOL sucks>>
>
> thats just the tip of the iceberg...i hate AOL for so many reasons they wont
> fit in this one post...the only reason i use AOL is cause the morons who
run it
> let "smart" people like me sign on for free...i would feel ashamed to pay
$20 a
> month (or even $5) for this lousy service
>
That's nice, but I think you missed the "why AOL sucks" thread by a month or so.
--
"Resistance is useless!"
"Just don't say things like that. How can anyone maintain a positive mental
attitude if you're saying things like that?"
Tomo1657
>thats just the tip of the iceberg...i hate AOL for so many reasons they wont
>fit in this one post...the only reason i use AOL is cause the morons who run
>it
>let "smart" people like me sign on for free...i would feel ashamed to pay $20
>a
>month (or even $5) for this lousy service
I *like* AOL. I *like* MACs. Any questions?
-Tomo: defender of Lenna, Mr. Uematsu, and his music
A captain of AGFF AirForce (EF-2000)
http://members.aol.com/tomo1657/music/midi.htm
for Musical World of Final Fantasy
http://members.aol.com/tomo1657/defend.htm
to declare a title in AGFF
Edwyn
Tomo1657 wrote:
>
> >thats just the tip of the iceberg...i hate AOL for so many reasons
> >they wont fit in this one post...the only reason i use AOL is
> >cause the morons who run it let "smart" people like me sign on for
> >free...i would feel ashamed to pay $20 a month (or even $5) for
> >this lousy service
>
> I *like* AOL. I *like* MACs. Any questions?
>
Yes, how is it in the afterlife?
-Edwyn
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NeoAtma316
>Subject: Re: Why AOL Sucks
>From: tomo...@aol.com (Tomo1657)
>Date: Tue, Jan 6, 1998 18:50 EST
>Message-id: <19980106235...@ladder02.news.aol.com>
>
>>thats just the tip of the iceberg...i hate AOL for so many reasons they wont
>>fit in this one post...the only reason i use AOL is cause the morons who run
>>it
>>let "smart" people like me sign on for free...i would feel ashamed to pay
>$20
>>a
>>month (or even $5) for this lousy service
>
>I *like* AOL. I *like* MACs. Any questions?
Yes. Are you stupid, insane, or do you live in a cave?
Tomo1657
>>I *like* AOL. I *like* MACs. Any questions?
>
>Yes. Are you stupid, insane, or do you live in a cave?
I'm really stupid. I'm truly insane. AND I live in a dark, long cave : )
-Cave Man Tomo
Keith Adams
In the Age of Tue, 06 Jan 1998 18:35:35 -0400, the following
perso...@idt.net (Peter Yao) wrote these scribblings:
>That's nice, but I think you missed the "why AOL sucks" thread by a month or so.
Like that has stopped us before.
And the supply of AOL-suckiness is infinite.
--
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Keith Adams
In the Age of 6 Jan 1998 23:50:02 GMT, the following persont...@aol.com
(Tomo1657) wrote these scribblings:
>I *like* AOL. I *like* MACs. Any questions?
Yes.
How was your lobotomy?
Ralph 6226
ja...@cwo.com (Keith Adams) wrote:
>
>In the Age of 6 Jan 1998 23:50:02 GMT, the following persont...@aol.com
>(Tomo1657) wrote these scribblings:
>
>>I *like* AOL. I *like* MACs. Any questions?
>
>Yes.
>
>How was your lobotomy?
Everything is relative.
I like aol more than I like posting notes on the bulletin board at the
supermarket.
I like Macs more than I like Commodore 64s.
(Actually, I'd like Macs a lot more if I'd been smart enough to buy Apple stock
before yesterday- Then, just like Forrest Gump, I'd be a rich Mac owner!)
Everything IS relative.
Good Ol' Ralph
Purveyor of Fine Feather Pillows
and Chocobo Nuggets
(tough times....)
Peter Yao
> In the Age of Tue, 06 Jan 1998 18:35:35 -0400, the following
> perso...@idt.net (Peter Yao) wrote these scribblings:
>
> >That's nice, but I think you missed the "why AOL sucks" thread by a
month or so.
>
> Like that has stopped us before.
>
I thought that the AOL bitching cycle started again every two months, with
the brief respite for making fun of WebTV users.
>
> And the supply of AOL-suckiness is infinite.
I guess. It's just an ISP, albeit one that has a lot of idiots, but that's
common knowledge nowadays. Beating a dead horse, I guess.
Well, whatever tickles your pickle.
X3Pariah3X
>In article <34b31c6...@news.cwo.com>, ja...@cwo.com wrote:
>
>> In the Age of Tue, 06 Jan 1998 18:35:35 -0400, the following
>> perso...@idt.net (Peter Yao) wrote these scribblings:
>>
>> >That's nice, but I think you missed the "why AOL sucks" thread by a
>month or so.
>>
>> Like that has stopped us before.
>>
>
>I thought that the AOL bitching cycle started again every two months, with
>the brief respite for making fun of WebTV users.
>
>>
>> And the supply of AOL-suckiness is infinite.
>
>I guess. It's just an ISP, albeit one that has a lot of idiots, but that's
>common knowledge nowadays. Beating a dead horse, I guess.
>
>Well, whatever tickles your pickle
That's because AOL is *THE* ISP for idiots, what other ISP holds your hands to
surf the web or let you cut and paste emoticons <smileys> from its own library
in E-mail? I rest my case, if there even was one to rest....
P.S. Yes, this is an AOL account, and unfortunately my only way to get onto the
net'...oh well, atleast i'm not paying for it.
P.P.S To the person who said he was "smart" because he hasnt payed a dime to
get an AOL account...smart..yea ok... considering that every upstart programmer
needs 15 minutes of fame by producing an AOL terrorizing program to do the work
for you.....
The Pariah
Deuch66
>That's because AOL is *THE* ISP for idiots, what other ISP holds your hands
>to
>surf the web or let you cut and paste emoticons <smileys> from its own
>library
>in E-mail? I rest my case, if there even was one to rest....
>P.S. Yes, this is an AOL account, and unfortunately my only way to get onto
>the
>net'...oh well, atleast i'm not paying for it.
>P.P.S To the person who said he was "smart" because he hasnt payed a dime to
>get an AOL account...smart..yea ok... considering that every upstart
>programmer
>needs 15 minutes of fame by producing an AOL terrorizing program to do the
>work
>for you.....
>
>The Pariah
what do you know? i used to use those AO-HELL programs back in Jr High
school...but even so if you knew what you were talking about before you posted
something you would know that that is irrelevant....those "destroy" AOL after
you sign on...the only way to sign on for free is by yourself
Tomo1657
>>I *like* AOL. I *like* MACs. Any questions?
>
>Yes.
>
>How was your lobotomy?
>
>Keith Adams
'twas fine : )
Mary Gifaldi
Deuch66 wrote:
>
> >That's because AOL is *THE* ISP for idiots, what other ISP holds your hands
> >to
> >surf the web or let you cut and paste emoticons <smileys> from its own
> >library
They really have a smiley library? That's...interesting. Do they have
the "double chinned chef whose toupee is caught in an updraft?"
--
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Keith Adams
In the Age of Wed, 07 Jan 1998 17:00:12 -0400, the following
perso...@idt.net (Peter Yao) wrote these scribblings:
>In article <34b31c6...@news.cwo.com>, ja...@cwo.com wrote:
>
>> In the Age of Tue, 06 Jan 1998 18:35:35 -0400, the following
>> perso...@idt.net (Peter Yao) wrote these scribblings:
>>
>> >That's nice, but I think you missed the "why AOL sucks" thread by a
>month or so.
>>
>> Like that has stopped us before.
>I thought that the AOL bitching cycle started again every two months, with
>the brief respite for making fun of WebTV users.
Two months is hardly brief.
And to let a whole month go by without mention of AOL's suckiness is
practically a crime.
>> And the supply of AOL-suckiness is infinite.
>
>I guess. It's just an ISP, albeit one that has a lot of idiots, but that's
>common knowledge nowadays. Beating a dead horse, I guess.
It also sucks aside from having lots of idiots.
It's like the chicken and the egg; does AOL suck because it's full of
idiots who don't get the concept of changing ISP's, or are there
predominately idiots because AOL sucks?
But, unlike the chicken and the egg, that debate is fun.
>Well, whatever tickles your pickle.
I don't do that much.
Certainly not enough to justify an expression thereof.
--
Keith Adams
Still in a pretty bad mood
Defender of the four line sig
Tomo1657
>>I thought that the AOL bitching cycle started again every two months, with
>>the brief respite for making fun of WebTV users.
>
>Two months is hardly brief.
>
>And to let a whole month go by without mention of AOL's suckiness is
>practically a crime.
>
>>> And the supply of AOL-suckiness is infinite.
>>
>>I guess. It's just an ISP, albeit one that has a lot of idiots, but that's
>>common knowledge nowadays. Beating a dead horse, I guess.
>
>It also sucks aside from having lots of idiots.
>
>It's like the chicken and the egg; does AOL suck because it's full of
>idiots who don't get the concept of changing ISP's, or are there
>predominately idiots because AOL sucks?
Hey! I think defending AOL is a very tough job....
-Tomo: defender of Lenna, AOL, Mr. Uematsu, and his music
Captain of AGFF AirForce (EF-2000)
Keith Adams
In the Age of 7 Jan 1998 03:36:59 GMT, the following persont...@aol.com
(Tomo1657) wrote these scribblings:
>>>I *like* AOL. I *like* MACs. Any questions?
>>
>>Yes. Are you stupid, insane, or do you live in a cave?
>
>I'm really stupid. I'm truly insane. AND I live in a dark, long cave : )
So how do you work a computer?
Oh wait - it's a Mac, not a computer.
Keith Adams
In the Age of 8 Jan 1998 06:56:51 GMT, the following persont...@aol.com
(Tomo1657) wrote these scribblings:
>>It's like the chicken and the egg; does AOL suck because it's full of
>>idiots who don't get the concept of changing ISP's, or are there
>>predominately idiots because AOL sucks?
>
>Hey! I think defending AOL is a very tough job....
As it should be.
If you want, I'll "defend" AOL with straw men for a while.
X3Pariah3X
>>That's because AOL is *THE* ISP for idiots, what other ISP holds your hands
>>to
>>surf the web or let you cut and paste emoticons <smileys> from its own
>>library
>
>>P.S. Yes, this is an AOL account, and unfortunately my only way to get onto
>>the
>>net'...oh well, atleast i'm not paying for it.
>>P.P.S To the person who said he was "smart" because he hasnt payed a dime to
>
>>get an AOL account...smart..yea ok... considering that every upstart
>>programmer
>>needs 15 minutes of fame by producing an AOL terrorizing program to do the
>>work
>>for you.....
>>
>>The Pariah
>
>what do you know? i used to use those AO-HELL programs back in Jr High
>school...but even so if you knew what you were talking about before you
>posted
>something you would know that that is irrelevant....those "destroy" AOL after
>you sign on...the only way to sign on for free is by yourself
>----> peter
>---------> only human to see Tifa and Aeris "together"
>----> and live
>
>
Your right, those programs destroy AOL after you sign on, but as i remember
when i used AOHell, the first program <i think>, you needed to use its features
to even make a fake account...and second i am generalizing, not all AOL users
are obviously idiots....from what i have seen <not on this site, but others>
most AOL users eithe troll or say things to stir up trouble..i didnt say this
to stir up trouble, i was agreeing with the general opinion in this group that
AOL is for retards.....
Harcon
>
> >>That's because AOL is *THE* ISP for idiots, what other ISP holds >your hands
Please Continue this Thread on alt.aol-sucks rather than
alt.final-fantasy.
Thank you,
Harcon
Reno
On Thu, 08 Jan 1998 16:43:28 +0000, Harcon <ik...@cs.strath.ac.uk>
wrote:
Sorry, but no.
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Harcon wrote:
>
> >
> > >>That's because AOL is *THE* ISP for idiots, what other ISP holds >your hands
>
> Please Continue this Thread on alt.aol-sucks rather than
> alt.final-fantasy.
> Thank you,
> Harcon
Please Confine your moderating to newsgroups that are moderated rather
than in alt.games.final-fantasy.
Thank you,
Unright
Keith Adams
In the Age of Thu, 08 Jan 1998 16:43:28 +0000, the following personHarcon
<ik...@cs.strath.ac.uk> wrote these scribblings:
>> >>That's because AOL is *THE* ISP for idiots, what other ISP holds >your hands
>Please Continue this Thread on alt.aol-sucks rather than
>alt.final-fantasy.
<PLO...>
Have you even read this group for any length of time?
This group is (somewhat) grossly off-topic. Pretty much anything goes here
(save obvious no-no's like binaries), which means AOL-sucking threads
belong here as much as the rest of the off-topic stuff.
Furtheremore, it's rather silly for you to make demands - what have you
done here that makes you believe that your words, unsupported as they are
by reputation, logic, or evidence, will have any effect?
Peter Yao
> In the Age of Wed, 07 Jan 1998 17:00:12 -0400, the following
> perso...@idt.net (Peter Yao) wrote these scribblings:
>
[...]
> >I thought that the AOL bitching cycle started again every two months, with
> >the brief respite for making fun of WebTV users.
>
> Two months is hardly brief.
>
Too brief, IMO.
> And to let a whole month go by without mention of AOL's suckiness is
> practically a crime.
>
Luckily, it seems there is no shortage of people ready to mention AOL's
suckiness at the drop of a hat. And it seems that the number of disgruntled
AOL users has grown quite rapidly. Ah, well, I shouldn't really care.
> >
> >I guess. It's just an ISP, albeit one that has a lot of idiots, but that's
> >common knowledge nowadays. Beating a dead horse, I guess.
>
> It also sucks aside from having lots of idiots.
>
> It's like the chicken and the egg; does AOL suck because it's full of
> idiots who don't get the concept of changing ISP's, or are there
> predominately idiots because AOL sucks?
>
> But, unlike the chicken and the egg, that debate is fun.
>
Well, whatever tickles your pickle.
> >Well, whatever tickles your pickle.
>
> I don't do that much.
>
> Certainly not enough to justify an expression thereof.
"Much" he says. But, enough of that subject.
ADresc9197
Tomo1657 writes:
>>It's like the chicken and the egg; does AOL suck because it's full of
>>idiots who don't get the concept of changing ISP's, or are there
>>predominately idiots because AOL sucks?
>
>Hey! I think defending AOL is a very tough job....
No, merely *being* on AOL is a tough job. You see, if someone from a non-AOL
ISP does something stupid, no one needs to answer for their crime but
themselves. If someone from AOL does something stupid, through some unspoken
rule of the Net the likes of which I am in no way responsible for, *everyone*
from AOL is saddled with guilt by proxy.
That said, I find the "AOL bitching" to be unspeakably dull. It eludes me how
people can find any merriment in whining about the same subject over and over
and over again- hey, put 'em in a room together, let them bitch about AOL for
all eternity, and we'll be rid of them. ^_^
And no, I DON'T like AOL. The only reason I've stayed with the server for two
years is not because I'm "an idiot who doesn't get the concept of changing
ISPs," but because I've found the sweetest, most wonderful friends of my life
on, yes, AOL. Believe it. Now, I _realize_ that I could run out and get a new
server and get the AOL Instant Messenger and coerce them all into IRC chat- but
the problem is, the phone lines in my area haven't been replaced since the
1950's, and while they seem to hate AOL- the screen freezes up on me at random
times, forcing me to reset it- they hate every other server I've tried even
more. :-P
E-chan, who is ticked because her nail clippers are blunt from trying to hack
through her very thick nails.
(Erica Drescher)
"I'm not a newbie, really!"
Jamey "Quacky" Powell
Keith Adams wrote:
>
> In the Age of 9 Jan 1998 00:39:49 GMT, the following persont...@aol.com
> (Tomo1657) wrote these scribblings:
>
> >>
> >>So how do you work a computer?
> >>
> >>Oh wait - it's a Mac, not a computer.
> >
> >loving PC user.
>
> Traitor!
> Heathen!
>
> The Apple Bat Squad is coming to your house to beat you into submission for
> surrendering to the evil that is Microsoft.
[...]
No! No! You misunderstand!
Do you think we poor, tortured souls ~like~ being ruled by the iron
fist of Micro$oft? Do you think we ~enjoy~ having to deal with
amazingly unneccesary complications to do something as simple as
install a CD-ROM drive? Do you actually have the nerve to assume that
we people PREFER WINDOWS OVER THE MACINTOSH OPERATING SYSTEM?! People
like you would sicken me if you didn't do this because you were
unaware of our plight.
We belong to a small group of people who simply ~cannot~ use Macs.
We know that Micro$oft is an evil empire...but can WE help it if
almost every PC game never comes out on Mac, or that the few that
do come out stupidly late? Do you realize that MacQuake came out almost
a YEAR after the PC version? Good God, I don't know how I'd go through
with life if I didn't have my daily Quake fix!
And once you've submitted to Gate$, there's no turning back! We
~couldn't~ go out and cure ourselves if we ~wanted~ to! For one thing,
Macintoshes have that one button mouse...DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW
MADDENING IT CAN BE TO TRY TO GET USED TO THE LACK OF RIGHT-CLICKING?!
Okay, you're in Netscape...so you right-click to swiftly go "back",
right? No, you have to hold ~the~ mouse button down for a full TWO
SECONDS before ANYTHING happens! Wanna go back another five times or
so, as I often find myself doing? YOU HAVE TO HOLD IT DOWN ANOTHER FIVE
TIMES! AAaaAAaAaRrrrRRRRrGGggGgGgGGGgggHHHhhHhHHhhHHh!!! And the
incredibly STUPID Mac setup for doing stuff with the keyboard sucks, too!
In Windows, you can swiftly hit an arrow key a couple times, hit enter,
and you've ~already~ gotten into the program! Is it the same with Macs?
NooooOOOOOooooo! You have to TYPE PART OF THE NAME OF THE PROGRAM, which
can take about SIX KEYSTROKES OR ~MORE~ if you're in a folder with a lot
of similarly-named files, and then hit command-o. COMMAND-O?! MY GOD,
WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING?!
[gaaaasp, gasp...pant...pant]...Sorry about that...I've never been the
same since I installed my Sound Blaster some time ago...::semi-coherent
muttering about IRQ settings::...now if you'll excuse me, it's time for
my...uh..."medication"...I forgot a dosage on Tuesday, so for this one
I'll have to add some extra whisk...er, ritalin to keep those nerves
settled...
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Tomo1657
>>>>I *like* AOL. I *like* MACs. Any questions?
>>>
>>>Yes. Are you stupid, insane, or do you live in a cave?
>>
>
>So how do you work a computer?
>
>Oh wait - it's a Mac, not a computer.
Although I never use my Mac except for scanning stuff.... See, I'm a Mac
loving PC user.
-Tomo: defender of Lenna, AOL, Mr. Uematsu, and his music
Gregory Cook
ja...@cwo.com (Keith Adams) wrote:
»In the Age of 7 Jan 1998 03:36:59 GMT, the following
persont...@aol.com
»(Tomo1657) wrote these scribblings:
»
»>>>I *like* AOL. I *like* MACs. Any questions?
»>>
»>>Yes. Are you stupid, insane, or do you live in a cave?
»>
»>I'm really stupid. I'm truly insane. AND I live in a dark, long cave :
)
»
»So how do you work a computer?
»
»Oh wait - it's a Mac, not a computer.
LOL!!! Oh man, that's a great line! Gotta copy and paste that right now...
There. #;-}>
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In the Age of 9 Jan 1998 00:39:49 GMT, the following persont...@aol.com
(Tomo1657) wrote these scribblings:
>>>I'm really stupid. I'm truly insane. AND I live in a dark, long cave : )
>>
>>So how do you work a computer?
>>
>>Oh wait - it's a Mac, not a computer.
>
>Although I never use my Mac except for scanning stuff.... See, I'm a Mac
>loving PC user.
Traitor!
Heathen!
The Apple Bat Squad is coming to your house to beat you into submission for
surrendering to the evil that is Microsoft.
But that brings up my original question -
So how do you work a computer?
--
JGilb94744
>Subject: Re: Why AOL Sucks
>Date: Thu, Jan 8, 1998 21:58 EST
>Message-id: <34b5921...@news.cwo.com>
>
>In the Age of 9 Jan 1998 00:39:49 GMT, the following persont...@aol.com
>(Tomo1657) wrote these scribblings:
>
>>>>I'm really stupid. I'm truly insane. AND I live in a dark, long cave : )
>>>
>>>So how do you work a computer?
>>>
>>>Oh wait - it's a Mac, not a computer.
>>
>>Although I never use my Mac except for scanning stuff.... See, I'm a Mac
>>loving PC user.
>
>Traitor!
>Heathen!
>
>The Apple Bat Squad is coming to your house to beat you into submission for
>surrendering to the evil that is Microsoft.
Apple Bat Squad, he he, now I have a new idea for fighting Atma.....
-Gilbe, co-defender of Tifa
Reno
On Fri, 09 Jan 1998 01:17:34 GMT, gfox...@rice.edu (Gregory Cook)
wrote:
>ja...@cwo.com (Keith Adams) wrote:
>
>»In the Age of 7 Jan 1998 03:36:59 GMT, the following
>persont...@aol.com
>»(Tomo1657) wrote these scribblings:
>»
>»>>>I *like* AOL. I *like* MACs. Any questions?
>»>>
>»>>Yes. Are you stupid, insane, or do you live in a cave?
>»>
>»>I'm really stupid. I'm truly insane. AND I live in a dark, long cave :
>)
>»
>»So how do you work a computer?
>»
>»Oh wait - it's a Mac, not a computer.
>
>LOL!!! Oh man, that's a great line! Gotta copy and paste that right now...
>
>There. #;-}>
>
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Tomo1657
>>>So how do you work a computer?
>>>
>>>Oh wait - it's a Mac, not a computer.
>>
>>loving PC user.
>
>Traitor!
>Heathen!
>
>The Apple Bat Squad is coming to your house to beat you into submission for
>surrendering to the evil that is Microsoft.
>
>
>
>
Ask Gfox or Bob... they know a lot about working on weird stuff...