?enoynA
nnamztiZ kciN
)!seluR XSP !reveroF hsotnicaM(
!etatS eht ot detroper eb lliw ECU em dnes ohw elpoeP !gninraW
To see my real signature, finger my E-Mail address.
<http://www.lut.fi/htbin/finger?nick...@eskimo.com>
Nick Zitzmann wrote:
> ?uoy oD ?lleW
>
> ?enoynA
>
,won thgir hcum taht toN!hsotnicaM ym ta kcab m'I llit' tiaw tub
> nnamztiZ kciN
> )!seluR XSP !reveroF hsotnicaM(
> !etatS eht ot detroper eb lliw ECU em dnes ohw elpoeP !gninraW
>
You really have much time on your hands, huh? :-)
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NightShade
AIM: ShadeAGFF
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Assassin-Mage of AGFF
"Punishment induces Pain.
Pain induces Fear.
Fear induces Respect.
Respect induces Virtue.
Thus Virtue originates in Punishment."
Bodycount Peak: 6 kills on Aug. 4th '98
Yup! I reached the 250 posts award, but...
No Plug&Play. No Ascii Art. And definitely no W95. PSX rules!
The best joke since the invention of the computer:
"Bugless programming IS possible" (seen on the subtitle of a book
written by some jerky programmer hired by... MicroSoft)
***** Empty space section *****
***** Quotes section *****
Favorite FF7 Quote:
"......" -Cloud
Favorite FFT Quotes:
"-I'd have some milk
- I like you... Nobody has ever order THAT in my bar" - loosely quoted
from Ramza & Barman
"Damn, the Hokuten!" -Wiegraf
"> Jesus! Let Aerith die!
I agree, but this isn't ancient Rome, you don't need to call me by my
Latin name..." -Joshua Kaufmann, responding to a "You all suck" post
"So what's next? Bunjie-jumping over a volcano?" -Arthur
"The box said: W95 or better. So I bought a Mac" (stolen from another
fellow netizen in some NG I'm subscribed to, sorry I cannot remember
your
name, but if anybody identifies you, I'll give you the credits...)
"no one wants to smell your bad breath, flamers!" -Eric42 after being
flamed by BlackMountain, his illegitimate child & Rubicant.
"To post on Usenet, we prevent that same phone line being used to dial
911 when we choke on the mouse." -BC, in a "to flame or not to flame"
essay
">Huh?
I second that opinion" - Fulgore, after I expressed being puzzled over
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"What to do if you accidentely sold my chocobee mana??" - Just what you
thought. A newbie!
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"Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning,
he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing
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The color of magic
"Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead."
The Light Fantastic
"- I USHERED SOULS INTO THE NEXT WORLD. I WAS THE GRAVE OF ALL HOPE.
I WAS THE ULTIMATE REALITY. I WAS THE ASSASSIN AGAINST WHOM NO LOCK
WOULD HOLD.
- Yes, point taken, but do you have any particular skills?"
Mort
There were a few seconds of total silence as everyone waited to see
what would happen next. And then Nijel uttered the battle cry that
Rincewind would never quite forget to the end of his life. "Erm,"
he said, "excuse me..."
Sourcery
"It's going to look pretty good, then, isn't it," said War testily,
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Sourcery
***** Taunt Section *****
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- Brad Winegardner
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PornStar8: entry on July 30th, 1998 for blasphemy.
He is the one who manipulated FFVII PC to actually
keep *** in the party, thus gravely twisting The Plot.
May his fingers rot away every time he opens an editor.
May his PC forever crash.
***** Grudge Section *****
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.seod allizxes kniht i
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God's in his heaven, and all is right with the world.
-AGFF Spoony Bard and Co-Defender of Relm
-Defender of AGFF (1st class)
-Co-Defender of Cats (beware the wrath of Gizmo cat!)
-Defender of New Jersey
-Weighs 84.45 octillion yoctograms
Quotes:
- "I have better off-topic posts to make," Thierry Nguyen, ACE93
Diabolical Villain
- "All I never wanted to know about sex, I learned from GFox," Edwyn
- "Dejanews: the Pandora's Box of the Internet," J. Edward Hahn,
International Sex Icon.
- "Precious and few are the moments that you and your own worst enemy
share," They Might Be Giants, "Your Own Worst Enemy"
- "Bologna and ice cream mean death when combined," Herb Berfert, on the
show "Out Of Control"
- "I don't overreact, I just react more violently than most people," Atma
Shameless plugs:
- news://alt.games.final-fantasy - AGFF, responsible for the 72-line .sig
that I port around.
- telnet://dragon-world.com - Dragon World, BBS responsible for me being
an internet geek dating another internet geek
- http://www.geocities.com/soho/cafe/7852 - Georgy's web page. Sure, I
don't have one. But that doesn't mean that my significant other can't
have one. Check it out, but remember: that has to be the worst picture of
me in the history of existence.
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TWO THOUSAND POSTS \/ \/
TO ALT.GAMES.FINAL.FANTASY (2000)
%#@*?%#@*?%#@*?%#@*?%#@*?% \__/
Nick!! You've finnaly released that off-topic form waiting to be let
out. I'm proud of you man. ^_^
-Joshua
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Moon... Member of the Ellipsis Faction... Proprietor of the ellipsis...
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"Is the whole world going bonkers or is it just me!?!"
- Serena on Sailor Moon (eps. 54)
"As you can see, this is a Playstation black disk. Cut number 1 contains
computer data, so please, don't play it. But you probably won't listen
to me, will you?"
- Alucard, when you put C-SOTN in a CD-player
> ?uoy oD ?lleW
>
> ?enoynA
.seY
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Continue? (Y/N)
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- defender of Ted Woolsey
- defender of 90% of the group's female targets
- hater of Midway, Sierra, 3DRealms and GT Interactive
...official member of the Ellipsis Faction...
- Master of Mediocre Wisecracks
- among the worst Starcraft players in history
- Jeezus! Over 600 posts to AGFF?
- extraordinarily "!"
- sufferer of Eldrick Syndrome
- 1 Canadian Mountain Man Point
---- QUOTES ----
"There are no good wars, except for the American Revolution, World War
II, and the Star Wars Trilogy."
- Bart Simpson
"Life is stuff."
- Nakor, _The King's Buccaneer_
"I lost some time once. It's always in the last place you look."
- Delirium, _Sandman: Season of Mists_
"All I ever needed to know about sex, I learned from magazines.
Everything I didn't need to know about sex, I learned from Greg."
- Laughing Vigilante, among others
"FINAL FANTASY IS A GAME SHOW HOSTED BY ALEX TREBEK. THE
CONTESTENTS GET THE ANSWER AND THEY HAVE IMMENSE SPIRITUAL
POWER, THEIR VERY UTTERANCE IN THE SACRED AVESTAN LANGUAGE
SERVING TO FURTHER RIGHTEOUSNESS AND FIGHT EVIL."
- MegaHAL
!!!doG ma I snaem hcihw ,hsA ma I rof ,feileb dnoyeb rewop evaH I
>?enoynA
!taht derewsna tsuj I
>To see my real signature, finger my E-Mail address.
Will you E-mail addresss like that?
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Co-Founder of the Church of UcchanTology
Join today, or face the concequences!
Self-appointed owner of 666 Spatula Points!
Member of the Bards of the Spoon!
So far, we consist of: Ash666 (Bard #1)
Akaroth (Bard #2)
Justin Sueno (Bard #3)
Spoony (Bard #4)
(a.k.a. Richard Healey)
Mary Gifaldi (Bard #5)
Quiza (Bard #6)
Phoenix (Bard #6.5)
A. Weirdo (Bard #7)
Small Girl (Bard #8)
HEADSKIER (Bard #9)
Do not worry, we show no partiality to the
Bard Number in which you possess.
It is only for the tax records.
This is the NEW and IMPROVED Ash666! Celebrate his return!
Wait.
No, don't celebrate that shit, celebrate the release of:
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(Yeah, I suck at ascii art, shyaadddup!)
?od I fi tahW
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QAF rednahniE eht dna...
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>?uoy oD ?lleW
>
>?enoynA
?yticirtcele eikL
.gnikcohs llits si ti tub ,os-os ylno si eniM
Good Ol' Ralph
Wow...Nick Zitzmann is a broom...from Final Fantasy 1 no less...fancy that.
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Frioniel -- Discoverer of Fin and
Hero of Final Fantasy II
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»?uoy oD ?lleW
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".raw rof eraperp ,ecaep serised ohw mih teL"
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yadyreve detucexe tog taht senil ylbmessa
ecaps knalb fo dnE
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1revilo- ".eissal ni sa iloc s'ti .on"
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»Nick Zitzmann wrote:
»
»> ?uoy oD ?lleW
»>
»> ?enoynA
»>
»
»,won thgir hcum taht toN!hsotnicaM ym ta kcab m'I llit' tiaw tub
?hsotnicaM ruoy ni stahW ?yhW
»> nnamztiZ kciN
»> )!seluR XSP !reveroF hsotnicaM(
»> !etatS eht ot detroper eb lliw ECU em dnes ohw elpoeP !gninraW
»>
»
» You really have much time on your hands, huh? :-)
Yes, he has finally joined the off-topic side.
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This .sig is optimized for a monitor and a computer,
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.And now, onto the .sig (don't be afraid, not "on to the quiz" !)
WELCOME TO COLI'S .SIG (Last updated on 9:01 PM 7/31/98)
___________________________
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[S]houlder[P]ork[A]nd[M]eat.
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::General Quotes::
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"May the trees forever shade your path"
taken from -Sylvangale-'s sig on www.snes9x.com
"Forever they say, is actually | "I couldn't find the truth out there
a very long time" | so I went home and watched TV"
This is the thread that doesn't end
yes it goes on and on my friend
some people started replying
not knowing what it was
and they'll continue replying forever just because
<repeat until someone shoots you>
When the first living thing was created, I was there, waiting. And
when the last living thing shall perish, my job will be done. I'll
put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the
universe behind me when I leave. -Death
(in Big Brother's .sig too! : )
Here are the ranks of Trolls:
T-9 Master Chief UseNet Troll
T-8 Senior Chief UseNet Troll
T-7 Chief UseNet Troll
T-6 UseNet Troll, First Class
T-5 UseNet Troll, Second Class
T-4 UseNet Troll, Third Class
T-3 Troll, First Class
T-2 Troll
T-1 Troll Apprentice -as told by Chris Inchauste
(inch...@students.uiuc.edu) Yes guys, hes the one who made this up.
"45,000 people die every day. Why aren't you one of them?"
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::AGFF Quotes::
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(In no perticular order)
"A gunfight is invariably more boring without bullets, but also
considerably less hazardous." -Sean Daugherty
"You know your sig has become a legend when it gets stolen
(from my POTD , 11/13/1997)" -Kain's sig
"A Great Fucker Failed" -Charon
telling a newbie what agff stands for.
<1dd1t41.1t3...@sji-ca9-109.ix.netcom.com>
"Frankly, I wish the sun would hurry up and supernova, take out the Earth.
And hopefully, on a life-supporting planet in some other star system
somewhere, a much more... intelligent form of "intelligent" life is
developing to bring some sort of... I dunno, warmth to the coldness of
the vacuum... (sigh)" - GFox
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::Other Quotes::
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^Well, the legendary Burghy, legend of legends, the greatest of posters,
^a legend in his own time, the hero of the proletariat, beloved of all,
^champion of champions, helper of the downtrodden, a hero among heroes,
^the greatest of the great, great posters, whose name rings far and wide,
^whose every legendary movement is revered in awe, master of all masters,
^whose feats are legendary even when compared to legendary standards, the
^most legendary of all posters, has come again to display my legendary
^posting skill to all people, to everyone! For only I can truly show
^these people the finest spectacle, the greatest legendary post they will
^ever see! For mine is to fight all who oppose me, even though they are
^a cowardly and superstitious lot! For I, Burghy, am the most legendary
^of legends! No doubt you are in awe of the legendary poster known as
^Burghy, as he manipulates and works magic with his words! So, with my
^legendary words, I prove my legendariness to all present! for mine is
^the true way, the poster's way, the netter's way -- but yes, much more
^than this, I did it my way...
"Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you
are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god." - Jean Rostand
"Let him who desires peace, prepare for war."
You're exactly right, You're not an ISP. 4 mb spread over 1000 servers
is FUCK ALL. And besides, the sig is prob'ly the most interesting thing
on this NG. All hail the 4k sig. -AmberDrake
"See: alt.fan.useless.sigs.coli" -Zagadka
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To reach me directly, mail me at:
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Remove thisisjusttomakeyoumad, remove the second c, first 1, da x,the
first t,the word hey, REMOVE .NOSPAM, change the second x to o, remove
,and net. ,and finally change "(atheplace)" to @. Oh, wait, after all
that, add m to the end.
Thank you for wasting your time trying to reach me.
Or... you can just post your compliments to alt.fan.coli2 (closed)
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I hate everyone equally." | Get a faster modem, asshole."
For you spambots: sales@localhost root@localhost AOLL...@aol.com
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http://www.distributed.net/rc5 Download the client there!
»Nick Zitzmann (nick...@eskimo.com) wrote:
»: ?uoy oD ?lleW
»
».sseninoopS taerg avah i ,on
»
»: ?enoynA
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».seod allizxes kniht i
»
».sdrawkcab gis. ym gnittup ton m'i ,ti tegrof
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> oN THaT FaTeFuL DaY (Wed, 05 Aug 1998 15:17:41 +0200), NightShade
> <donotspammar...@hotmail.com> oF The Forerunners of Doom
> CoLLieDeD WiTH THe NeBuLa aT a ReGiON oF SPaCe KNoWN oNLY aS
> alt.games.final-fantasy. THe FoLLoWiNG, i RePeaT, THe FoLLoWiNGG iS a
> LeVeL 172 DiSTReSS SiGNaL <35C85B75...@hotmail.com> THaT THeY
> SeNT ouT:
>
> »
> »
> »Nick Zitzmann wrote:
> »
> »> ?uoy oD ?lleW
> »>
> »> ?enoynA
> »>
> »
> »,won thgir hcum taht toN!hsotnicaM ym ta kcab m'I llit' tiaw tub
>
> ?hsotnicaM ruoy ni stahW ?yhW
>
! rewoP
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>In article <199808051844...@ladder03.news.aol.com>,
> frio...@aol.com (Frioniel) wrote:
>> >
>> >?uoy oD ?lleW
>> >
>> >?enoynA
>>
>> Wow...Nick Zitzmann is a broom...from Final Fantasy 1 no less...fancy that.
>>
>!em deloof fo dluoC
!eseaC tsuM snoitatimI llA !noisnemiD emiT evitageN ehT fO droL ehT mA I
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>?uoy oD ?lleW
>
>?enoynA
>
!gnimlehwrevO rewoP
!selur tfarcratS
silasyrC anaD
> nnamztiZ kcinN wrote:
>
> >?uoy oD ?lleW
> >
> >?enoynA
>
> ?yticirtcele eikL
>
> .gnikcohs llits si ti tub ,os-os ylno si eniM
Yes, yours was unquestionably shocking. So put it back.
> Nick Zitzmann wrote:
> >
> > ?uoy oD ?lleW
> >
> > ?enoynA
> >
>
> Nick!! You've finnaly released that off-topic form waiting to be let
> out. I'm proud of you man. ^_^
>
Nah, he's just practicing his kaepsmoorb in case he ever becomes a utility
for cleaning floors (maybe he is one, I wouldn't know). Scary thought:
What if \/\/ar3z d00ds typed in kaepsmoorb?
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> In article <35C863...@email.uc.edu>, Joshua Kaufman
> <kauf...@email.uc.edu> wrote:
>
> > Nick Zitzmann wrote:
> > >
> > > ?uoy oD ?lleW
> > >
> > > ?enoynA
> > >
> >
> > Nick!! You've finnaly released that off-topic form waiting to be let
> > out. I'm proud of you man. ^_^
> >
> Nah, he's just practicing his kaepsmoorb in case he ever becomes a utility
> for cleaning floors (maybe he is one, I wouldn't know). Scary thought:
> What if \/\/ar3z d00ds typed in kaepsmoorb?
.sd00d z3ra\/\/
BEGONE FOUL DEMONS, I CAST THEE OUT!
***pours holy water on Nick***
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:) Nick Zitzmann wrote:
:) > nnamztiZ kciN
:) > )!seluR XSP !reveroF hsotnicaM(
:) > !etatS eht ot detroper eb lliw ECU em dnes ohw elpoeP !gninraW
:) >
:)
:) You really have much time on your hands, huh? :-)
)*8< .uoy rof epyt ruoy sesrever hcihw margorp a evah uoy nehw siht od ot
reisae steg tI
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»nick...@eskimo.com (Nick Zitzmann) wrote:
»
»>?uoy oD ?lleW
»>
»>?enoynA
»>
»
»!gnimlehwrevO rewoP
»
»!selur tfarcratS
»
»
...em ksa uoy fi detarrevo si tfarcratS
>Nick Zitzmann wrote:
>>
>> ?uoy oD ?lleW
>>
>> ?enoynA
>
>??ees...ecneirepxe htiw sdrawkcab daer ot reisae hcum steg it taht deciton I
>,yeH
>
>
...si ti nuf hcum woh nettogrof d'I...heH .eb ot desu I sa ti ta doog sa ton
m'I os, hguoht, ecitcarp fo tuo nellaf ev'I tuB .tol a sdrawkcab sgniht lleps
ot desu I
rerevocsiD eht acirE
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:) In article <35C863...@email.uc.edu>, Joshua Kaufman
:) <kauf...@email.uc.edu> wrote:
:)
:) > Nick Zitzmann wrote:
:) > >
:) > > ?uoy oD ?lleW
:) > >
:) > > ?enoynA
:) > >
:) >
:) > Nick!! You've finnaly released that off-topic form waiting to be let
:) > out. I'm proud of you man. ^_^
I wasn't off-topic. I was asking a perfectly legit question about FF I.
However, since the brooms speak backwards, so was I.
:) Nah, he's just practicing his kaepsmoorb in case he ever becomes a utility
:) for cleaning floors (maybe he is one, I wouldn't know). Scary thought:
:) What if \/\/ar3z d00ds typed in kaepsmoorb?
?sd00d z3ra/\/\
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> Nick Zitzmann wrote in message ...
> >?uoy oD ?lleW
> >
> >?enoynA
> >
> >nnamztiZ kciN
> >)!seluR XSP !reveroF hsotnicaM(
> >!etatS eht ot detroper eb lliw ECU em dnes ohw elpoeP !gninraW
>
>
> BEGONE FOUL DEMONS, I CAST THEE OUT!
>
> ***pours holy water on Nick***
>
Then realizes that the holy water is from Castlevania and does not seem to work.
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: .nuf stI ?ton yhW
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: emertxe fo secnatsmucric ni desu eb lliw sihT ----< | ohw |
: gnikam diova esaelP .ecnarongi dna ytidiputs ----< | dessim |
: .erutuf eht ni stnemmoc hcus ----< | eht |
: | ?tniop |
: / \
: /_ _\
: / \
: ||
: .ti naem I ||
: ||
: )__(
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: YAW fo secnatsmucric ni desu eb lliw sihT ----< | eno oN |
: txen flesruoy ot ti peeK .noitamrofni hcum oot ----< | ot stnaw |
: .os gniod rof sknahT .emit ----< | raeh |
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»alubeN iloC ehT, Your Origin (post...@hotmail.com) wrote:
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»: ».sdrawkcab gis. ym gnittup ton m'i ,ti tegrof
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»: .nuf stI ?ton yhW
»
».ti od ot margorp a evah t'nod i esuaceb
): rekcuS
».kool sbulc ym ynnuf woh eciton dna
eeheh ...spoooO
»
»: .ssensuoivbO fo bulC ythgimla eht si sihT ----< | sseuG |
»: emertxe fo secnatsmucric ni desu eb lliw sihT ----< | ohw |
»: gnikam diova esaelP .ecnarongi dna ytidiputs ----< | dessim |
»: .erutuf eht ni stnemmoc hcus ----< | eht |
»: | ?tniop |
»: / \
»: /_ _\
»: / \
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»: .ti naem I ||
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»: )__(
»
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»: \ /
»: .ytirucsbO fo bulC taerg eht si sihT ----< | |
»: YAW fo secnatsmucric ni desu eb lliw sihT ----< | eno oN |
»: txen flesruoy ot ti peeK .noitamrofni hcum oot ----< | ot stnaw |
»: .os gniod rof sknahT .emit ----< | raeh |
»: | ti tuoba |
»: / \
»: /_ _\
»: / \
»: ||
»: .gniddik ton m'I ||
»: ||
»: )__(
»
»?naem i tahw ees
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.ssensuoivbO fo bulC ythgimla eht si sihT ----< | sseuG |
emertxe fo secnatsmucric ni desu eb lliw sihT ----< | ohw |
gnikam diova esaelP .ecnarongi dna ytidiputs ----< | dessim |
.erutuf eht ni stnemmoc hcus ----< | eht |
| ?tniop |
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.ti naem I ||
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.ytirucsbO fo bulC taerg eht si sihT ----< | |
YAW fo secnatsmucric ni desu eb lliw sihT ----< | eno oN |
txen flesruoy ot ti peeK .noitamrofni hcum oot ----< | ot stnaw |
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>Siegfried wrote:
>>
>> Nick Zitzmann wrote:
>> >
>> > ?uoy oD ?lleW
>> >
>> > ?enoynA
>>
>> ??ees...ecneirepxe htiw sdrawkcab daer ot reisae hcum steg it taht deciton I ,yeH
>>
>> deirfgeiS-
>
>.egaugnal citleC emos fo tnairav driew emos ekil skool ti sdrawrof ti
>daer ot yrt uoy fi dnA .siht ekil gnitirw fo gnihton yas oT
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: ): rekcuS
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: ».kool sbulc ym ynnuf woh eciton dna
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> Neal Wilson wrote:
> >
> > In article <6qbfo7$pr$1...@news.cmc.net>, "kwarlord"
<kwar...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > > Nick Zitzmann wrote in message ...
> > > >?uoy oD ?lleW
> > > >
> > > >?enoynA
> > > >
> > > >nnamztiZ kciN
> > > >)!seluR XSP !reveroF hsotnicaM(
> > > >!etatS eht ot detroper eb lliw ECU em dnes ohw elpoeP !gninraW
> > >
> > >
> > > BEGONE FOUL DEMONS, I CAST THEE OUT!
> > >
> > > ***pours holy water on Nick***
> > >
> > Then realizes that the holy water is from Castlevania and does not
seem to work.
>
> You kidding? It's almost cheating to use it in SotN!
I meant the original
:) Nick Zitzmann wrote:
:) >
:) > ?uoy oD ?lleW
:) >
:) > ?enoynA
:) >
:)
:) Nick!! You've finnaly released that off-topic form waiting to be let
:) out. I'm proud of you man. ^_^
That's not off-topic. I was asking a genuine question about FF I. Since
the brooms talk backwards, so did I. Writing backwards-speaking programs
helps a lot... <8*)
No one correctly answered my question, except for Cypher. Imagine that.