(Urban Myth) Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life.
Gann0n
Found on a webboard I read...
(Warning, do not read if you like to eat shrimp)
==
One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DeLucci of Kittery, Maine,
woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had
diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was
urinary pain.
It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out
the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her
vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever
heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued
to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth
while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was
screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police.
When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on
the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down
her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer
her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing
her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up.
When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her
vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger
wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet
popping sound.
Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the
tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and
it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself
back and forth.The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the
nausea setting in.
When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was
so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without
convulsing. The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp
flipping and splashing at a furious pace.
If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened:
Ms. DeLucci's death was the result of a combination of shock and severe
head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what
she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the
toilet and then on the floor.
It is believed by police that two nights before the accident she
had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she
gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive physical
pleasure. At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face
causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics
found a lesbian video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in
front of the tub.
The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a
paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along
with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobsters' tail
joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in
lighters. The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full
of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten
them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually
harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms.
DeLucci's vagina when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take
two days to gestate and Ms.DeLucci was only four days away from getting
her period.
Doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her
womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much
larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US.
Overnight the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in
size every ten minutes!!!
You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning
and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.
==
Discuss.
--
Kevin Crist
Usenet|Email: Gann0n / IRC: CainMarko / Other: TremorChrist
AIM: Kevin S Crist
"The one at the end, I think I fell in love with her, a little bit."
Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
Gann0n wrote:
>
> Found on a webboard I read...
>
> (Warning, do not read if you like to eat shrimp)
>
<snip>
>
> Discuss.
>
Good lord. That has got to be the most disgusting thing I've ever
read. Whoever wrote that needs mental fucking help. And on the very,
very off chance it's true, I'd like to say that she deserves what she
got. Mind you, it's not the most disgusting thing I've ever HEARD. I'd
have to say that goes to some show I saw on ABC. Someone was on trial
for being part of the nazis or some bullshit. The prosecutor was
screaming and bitching that it took him 5 more minutes to kill the women
than the men because they cut off their hair and used it for matresses.
What, you were expecting something sexual? No, morally disgusting gets
to me far worse than sexually disgusting. :) Anyway, may I ask...
1) You read a group with posts like that? WTF?
2) Why the hell did you post it here?
3) Why the hell didn't you warn us it was so motherfucking disgusting?
--
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"Heartless #$$#)!&$" as proclaimed by TND
"If anything, the opposite is true. Even the best man has a touch of
evil in him." - Morrigan
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ira vehementi
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Sors immanis
Et inanis
Sors immanis
Et inanis
Kitzie-chan
<neo...@spamblock.home.com> was caught behind the woodshed with a
stack of hentai manga, and in defense said:
>Gann0n wrote:
>>
>> Found on a webboard I read...
>>
>> (Warning, do not read if you like to eat shrimp)
>
><snip>
>
>>
>> Discuss.
>>
>
>Good lord. That has got to be the most disgusting thing I've ever
>read.
Thank you for saying it before I did. I'll still repeat it. That's
definitely the most disgusting thing I've ever read. That beats
horror novels all to hell. (Just like many urban legends.) In fact,
I would probably go throw up, but I'm now afraid to go near a
bathroom.
>Whoever wrote that needs mental fucking help.
Here's hoping that the writer had dropped too much acid or suffered
childhood trauma or SOMETHING to result in mental problems. In fact,
I hope their medication just ran out and they wrote it while waiting
for Nurse Ratched to bring them another dose . . .
>And on the very,
>very off chance it's true, I'd like to say that she deserves what she
>got.
As a female, I disagree on general principles. Anyone who also
possesses a vagina probably shares the same hideous nausea I'm
experiencing right now.
What a sick way to die. How the hell do you explain THAT up at the
Pearly Gates?--provided they let you in?
I bet that several animal-rights and animal-welfare organizations are
really upset about the lobster, though . . .
>Mind you, it's not the most disgusting thing I've ever HEARD. I'd
>have to say that goes to some show I saw on ABC. Someone was on trial
>for being part of the nazis or some bullshit. The prosecutor was
>screaming and bitching that it took him 5 more minutes to kill the women
>than the men because they cut off their hair and used it for matresses.
>What, you were expecting something sexual? No, morally disgusting gets
>to me far worse than sexually disgusting. :)
I agree wholeheartedly.
I think the most disgusting overtly sexual thing I can think of right
off the top of my head is having a fetish that makes you get off when
someone craps in your mouth so you can swallow it. (I dislike "scat"
in the first place, but that's *really* going over the line . . .)
> Anyway, may I ask...
>
>1) You read a group with posts like that? WTF?
I once went to the About.com Urban Legends section. There were some
nauseating things in the Horror section there, but THIS thing really
takes the cake . . .
(News Flash: Nobody's ever seen an actual "snuff" film.)
>2) Why the hell did you post it here?
I'll be fetching the rope and torches . . .
>3) Why the hell didn't you warn us it was so motherfucking disgusting?
I'd say that "Do not read if you like to eat shrimp" does NOT qualify
as a fair warning. I was thinking it would be more conventionally
gross, like someone biting into a shrimp and winding up with a
mouthful of live baby spiders or something of that sort . . .
It sort of goes without saying that I was profoundly wrong. But
nowhere near as wrong as this post . . .
>--
>AIM: Dark Knight Atma
>"Heartless #$$#)!&$" as proclaimed by TND
>"If anything, the opposite is true. Even the best man has a touch of
>evil in him." - Morrigan
>
>Estuans interius
>ira vehementi
>Estuans interius
>ira vehementi
>
>Sors immanis
>Et inanis
>Sors immanis
>Et inanis
--Kitzie-chan
She of the Painfully Cute Nickname and Eminently Stareable Tight Shirts
"So you want me to get back on topic. Is your name Topic?"
"Group sex in public just isn't the same without mind-altering substances!"
Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
Kitzie-chan wrote:
>
> On Fri, 21 Jul 2000 07:46:05 GMT, Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
> <neo...@spamblock.home.com> was caught behind the woodshed with a
> stack of hentai manga, and in defense said:
>
> >Gann0n wrote:
> >>
> >> Found on a webboard I read...
> >>
> >> (Warning, do not read if you like to eat shrimp)
> >
> ><snip>
> >
> >>
> >> Discuss.
> >>
> >
> >Good lord. That has got to be the most disgusting thing I've ever
> >read.
>
> Thank you for saying it before I did. I'll still repeat it. That's
> definitely the most disgusting thing I've ever read. That beats
> horror novels all to hell. (Just like many urban legends.) In fact,
> I would probably go throw up, but I'm now afraid to go near a
> bathroom.
>
This is one reason I'm kind of glad I saw that Opal pic (you true
oldbies know what I'm talking about)... It completely desensitized me
to almost anything sexually disgusting. Sure, I was on the verge of
throwing up for hours after I saw the thing, but nothing sexual ever
since has truly disgusted me. In the morality sense, such as rape,
pedophiles, or bestiality like this bullshit, sure. But anything that's
just consensual adults, it cannot disgust me. I told someone this, and
they sent me to a web page. Didn't tell me what it was, just said it
could disgust me. Turned out to be pictures of before, DURING, and
after a male-to-female sex change operation. Just shrugged it off,
thought nothing more of it, and went back to my damned addictive
medieval game.
> >Whoever wrote that needs mental fucking help.
>
> Here's hoping that the writer had dropped too much acid or suffered
> childhood trauma or SOMETHING to result in mental problems. In fact,
> I hope their medication just ran out and they wrote it while waiting
> for Nurse Ratched to bring them another dose . . .
>
Haha. Agreed. It'd be disturbing to think that a normal person with a
normal childhood and not under the influence of any drugs could come up
with something like that.
> >And on the very,
> >very off chance it's true, I'd like to say that she deserves what she
> >got.
>
> As a female, I disagree on general principles.
Disagree with what? That I said she deserved what she got? Well, who
knows how many times she did that to the poor damn lobster? Imagine
some sick bastard raped you weekly for, say, a few months. Can you
honestly say you wouldn't say he got what he deserved if he died an
extremely painful, extremely terrifying death? If so, you're a better
person than most.
> Anyone who also
> possesses a vagina probably shares the same hideous nausea I'm
> experiencing right now.
>
Bah. Male, female, doesn't matter. People are either sick, or they
aren't.
> What a sick way to die. How the hell do you explain THAT up at the
> Pearly Gates?--provided they let you in?
>
Hrm. Ask St. Peter to get Sigmund Freud to come out and give some sort
of explanation. Of course, you might get banned from Heaven for good
for making St. Peter throw up from the dementedness of Freud's
explanation.
> I bet that several animal-rights and animal-welfare organizations are
> really upset about the lobster, though . . .
>
Well of course. The lobster was more the victim in that story than
anyone.
> >Mind you, it's not the most disgusting thing I've ever HEARD. I'd
> >have to say that goes to some show I saw on ABC. Someone was on trial
> >for being part of the nazis or some bullshit. The prosecutor was
> >screaming and bitching that it took him 5 more minutes to kill the women
> >than the men because they cut off their hair and used it for matresses.
> >What, you were expecting something sexual? No, morally disgusting gets
> >to me far worse than sexually disgusting. :)
>
> I agree wholeheartedly.
>
> I think the most disgusting overtly sexual thing I can think of right
> off the top of my head is having a fetish that makes you get off when
> someone craps in your mouth so you can swallow it. (I dislike "scat"
> in the first place, but that's *really* going over the line . . .)
>
Well when you get right down to it, it's not really that much more
disgusting than oral sex, which not many people find disgusting. It's
just a matter of if you're "into that sort of thing," which most people
aren't. Like I said before, the only kind of sexual thing that really
disgusts me is something that involves a party that either isn't, or
can't consent.
> > Anyway, may I ask...
> >
> >1) You read a group with posts like that? WTF?
>
> I once went to the About.com Urban Legends section. There were some
> nauseating things in the Horror section there, but THIS thing really
> takes the cake . . .
>
This is why I never really go read things on the net anymore. :) Last
time I think I did was around 8 months ago... I was reading some
paranormal stories... Some of the Ouija board stories kept me up at
night for a while and I quit then.
> (News Flash: Nobody's ever seen an actual "snuff" film.)
>
> >2) Why the hell did you post it here?
>
> I'll be fetching the rope and torches . . .
>
I'll be grabbing some gasoline and dull, rusty knives.
> >3) Why the hell didn't you warn us it was so motherfucking disgusting?
>
> I'd say that "Do not read if you like to eat shrimp" does NOT qualify
> as a fair warning.
MTE.
> I was thinking it would be more conventionally
> gross, like someone biting into a shrimp and winding up with a
> mouthful of live baby spiders or something of that sort . . .
>
> It sort of goes without saying that I was profoundly wrong. But
> nowhere near as wrong as this post . . .
>
<nods> If I didn't know Gann0n and know he didn't actually mean any
harm, I'd be fairly pissed.
Doc Bean
Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare <neo...@spamblock.home.com> schreef in
berichtnieuws 3978001A...@spamblock.home.com...
>
<snip>
>
> 1) You read a group with posts like that? WTF?
It was posted in AGFF before IIRC.
--
----
Doc Bean
AIM: Doc Bean AGFF
Life is good
and I feel great,
'cause mother said I was
a great mistake
-----------------
Gann0n
<3978001A...@spamblock.home.com>, Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
<neo...@spamblock.home.com> offered up this prayer..
>
>
> Gann0n wrote:
> >
> > Found on a webboard I read...
> >
> > (Warning, do not read if you like to eat shrimp)
> >
>
> <snip>
>
> >
> > Discuss.
> >
>
> Good lord. That has got to be the most disgusting thing I've ever
> very off chance it's true, I'd like to say that she deserves what she
> have to say that goes to some show I saw on ABC. Someone was on trial
> for being part of the nazis or some bullshit. The prosecutor was
> screaming and bitching that it took him 5 more minutes to kill the women
> than the men because they cut off their hair and used it for matresses.
> What, you were expecting something sexual? No, morally disgusting gets
>
> 1) You read a group with posts like that? WTF?
It was from the Warren Ellis forum at delphi.com.
While mostly about comic books, the "general" part is (kinda) "anything
goes." the thread in question was about Ellis' book called "Strange Kiss"
which is about... Strange things coming out of strange places..
> 2) Why the hell did you post it here?
Becouse I can. ^_^
Also, I felt I lost something when I apolozied to Tori. Have to keep up
that "Sick Fuck" title ya'know..
> 3) Why the hell didn't you warn us it was so motherfucking disgusting?
Becouse I love to see you smile.
Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
Gann0n wrote:
>
> While kneeling to the 900 foot Idol of Gann0n
> <3978001A...@spamblock.home.com>, Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
> <neo...@spamblock.home.com> offered up this prayer..
> >
> >
> > Gann0n wrote:
> > >
> > > Found on a webboard I read...
> > >
> > > (Warning, do not read if you like to eat shrimp)
> > >
> >
> > <snip>
> >
> > >
> > > Discuss.
> > >
> >
> > Good lord. That has got to be the most disgusting thing I've ever
> > read. Whoever wrote that needs mental fucking help. And on the very,
> > very off chance it's true, I'd like to say that she deserves what she
> > got. Mind you, it's not the most disgusting thing I've ever HEARD. I'd
> > have to say that goes to some show I saw on ABC. Someone was on trial
> > for being part of the nazis or some bullshit. The prosecutor was
> > screaming and bitching that it took him 5 more minutes to kill the women
> > than the men because they cut off their hair and used it for matresses.
> > What, you were expecting something sexual? No, morally disgusting gets
> > to me far worse than sexually disgusting. :) Anyway, may I ask...
> >
> > 1) You read a group with posts like that? WTF?
>
> It was from the Warren Ellis forum at delphi.com.
>
> While mostly about comic books, the "general" part is (kinda) "anything
> goes." the thread in question was about Ellis' book called "Strange Kiss"
> which is about... Strange things coming out of strange places..
>
Bah humbug.
> > 2) Why the hell did you post it here?
>
> Becouse I can. ^_^
>
> Also, I felt I lost something when I apolozied to Tori. Have to keep up
> that "Sick Fuck" title ya'know..
>
And I'd venture to say that that post was ten times worse than whatever
you said to SG.
> > 3) Why the hell didn't you warn us it was so motherfucking disgusting?
>
> Becouse I love to see you smile.
>
Oh blah. <burns you at the stake>
--
AIM: Dark Knight Atma
"Heartless #$$#)!&$" as proclaimed by TND
"If anything, the opposite is true. Even the best man has a touch of
evil in him." - Morrigan
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Sors immanis
Et inanis
Sors immanis
Et inanis
"<shakes head> I'm still trying to figure out how a 13yr old can have
such
a sick mind.. <Gann0n turns around and sees Animeg> hmm.. never mind..."
- Gann0n
"That is what is so nice about this group. Everyone hates each other.
Except me. I don't hate anyone. I feel so alone in that fact. I
feel cold....empty....like one of those urine specimen cups after they
have poured the urine into a glass tube and tossed the cup in the
trash....the bastards...they never care about the cup...it's just
"oooh we'll put the urine in the fancy smancy glass tube, that'll be
great." and to hell with the cup...nobody even mentions the
cup...nobody thinks "maybe the cup would like the urine rinsed out?
maybe it would like to be used again? to know it is still needed?"
noooo, of course not. let's all look at the pretty little tube.
shiny little glass tube. who cares about the cup. the cup we use and
throw away like some five dollar whore. do they ever think about the
cup? do they? no. if someone did mention the cup, they wouldn't
care. well what about the cup??? it did it's duty so now it does't
matter?? what the hell kind of treatment is that??? it's a damn cup,
it deserves better! it holds the urine, it is what DELIVERS the urine
TO THE DAMNED GLASS TUBE!!!! THE GLASS TUBE COULDN'T DO IT'S JOB IF
THE CUP DID NOT DO IT'S JOB FIRST! but what gets the attention? the
glory? the honor and respect? the...damn.....glass....tube........" -
Neo
Rubicant
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daily reccomendation of Vitamin C by eating Skittles." - Unright
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give her twenty bucks and she'll change your mind." - Timo Suave
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Homicial, Suidical, Barbacidal, Sadistic, Pathetic, Perverted,
Eccentric, Happy
Family. Thanks." - Belthasar
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as other people." - Edwyn
Ninn
> Found on a webboard I read...
>
> (Warning, do not read if you like to eat shrimp)
>
> --
> Kevin Crist
> Usenet|Email: Gann0n / IRC: CainMarko / Other: TremorChrist
> AIM: Kevin S Crist
>
> "The one at the end, I think I fell in love with her, a little bit."
Wasn't that here not too long ago?
-Ninn
Doc Bean
Ninn <ln...@epix.net> schreef in berichtnieuws 397888BF...@epix.net...
Yes, although slightly different.
Rob Browning
<neo...@spamblock.home.com> wrote:
>
>
>Kitzie-chan wrote:
>>
>> On Fri, 21 Jul 2000 07:46:05 GMT, Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
>> <neo...@spamblock.home.com> was caught behind the woodshed with a
>> stack of hentai manga, and in defense said:
>>
>> >Gann0n wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Found on a webboard I read...
>> >>
>> >> (Warning, do not read if you like to eat shrimp)
>> >
>> ><snip>
>> >
>> >>
>> >> Discuss.
>> >>
>> >
>> >Good lord. That has got to be the most disgusting thing I've ever
>> >read.
I've seen worse. A little story about a teenage girl dying because
she was too stupid to wonder where her tampon went after her period
comes to mind...
>> Thank you for saying it before I did. I'll still repeat it. That's
>> definitely the most disgusting thing I've ever read. That beats
>> horror novels all to hell. (Just like many urban legends.) In fact,
>> I would probably go throw up, but I'm now afraid to go near a
>> bathroom.
>>
>
>This is one reason I'm kind of glad I saw that Opal pic (you true
>oldbies know what I'm talking about)... It completely desensitized me
>to almost anything sexually disgusting. Sure, I was on the verge of
>throwing up for hours after I saw the thing, but nothing sexual ever
>since has truly disgusted me. In the morality sense, such as rape,
>pedophiles, or bestiality like this bullshit, sure. But anything that's
>just consensual adults, it cannot disgust me. I told someone this, and
>they sent me to a web page. Didn't tell me what it was, just said it
>could disgust me. Turned out to be pictures of before, DURING, and
>after a male-to-female sex change operation. Just shrugged it off,
I think that this is a better desensitizer than Opel was. Of course,
I was already desensitized when I saw it. I just laughed.
>> >Mind you, it's not the most disgusting thing I've ever HEARD. I'd
>> >have to say that goes to some show I saw on ABC. Someone was on trial
>> >for being part of the nazis or some bullshit. The prosecutor was
>> >screaming and bitching that it took him 5 more minutes to kill the women
>> >than the men because they cut off their hair and used it for matresses.
>> >What, you were expecting something sexual? No, morally disgusting gets
>> >to me far worse than sexually disgusting. :)
>>
>> I agree wholeheartedly.
>>
>> I think the most disgusting overtly sexual thing I can think of right
>> off the top of my head is having a fetish that makes you get off when
>> someone craps in your mouth so you can swallow it. (I dislike "scat"
>> in the first place, but that's *really* going over the line . . .)
If you do not like scat, then there's something wrong with you.
beebop dally doo la bop-bop scaboody lop badda
>Well when you get right down to it, it's not really that much more
>disgusting than oral sex, which not many people find disgusting. It's
Feces is a lot different from vaginal fluid or semen, dude.
>> >3) Why the hell didn't you warn us it was so motherfucking disgusting?
>>
>> I'd say that "Do not read if you like to eat shrimp" does NOT qualify
>> as a fair warning.
>
>MTE.
>
>> I was thinking it would be more conventionally
>> gross, like someone biting into a shrimp and winding up with a
>> mouthful of live baby spiders or something of that sort . . .
>>
>> It sort of goes without saying that I was profoundly wrong. But
>> nowhere near as wrong as this post . . .
>>
>
><nods> If I didn't know Gann0n and know he didn't actually mean any
>harm, I'd be fairly pissed.
Stop whining, both of you. You knew what you were in for when you
decided to read something on this group that starts with "Do not read
if you like to eat [insert food here]."
Rob
Send all e-mail to sca0...@mail.wvnet.edu for the time being.
Seems that the doofs at Emory don't want anyone to access their
e-mail over the summer. Jerks.
"What the F*CK does this have to do with final fantasy??? Look
unless you're gonna talk about the subject, you might as well
leave. Poems won't get you fame on this website."
--Some guy making himself look like a complete moron
Gann0n
<neo...@spamblock.home.com> offered up this prayer..
> > 1) You read a group with posts like that? WTF?
> >
> > It was from the Warren Ellis forum at delphi.com.
> >
> > While mostly about comic books, the "general" part is (kinda) "anything
> > goes." the thread in question was about Ellis' book called "Strange Kiss"
> > which is about... Strange things coming out of strange places..
> >
>
> Bah humbug.
Ok, I can be the Ghost of Christmas yet to come, Linda can be the Ghost
of Christmas Present.. who's Christmas Past?
>
> > > 2) Why the hell did you post it here?
> >
> > Becouse I can. ^_^
> >
> > Also, I felt I lost something when I apolozied to Tori. Have to keep up
> > that "Sick Fuck" title ya'know..
> >
>
> And I'd venture to say that that post was ten times worse than whatever
> you said to SG.
Whatever you say, honey.
>
> > > 3) Why the hell didn't you warn us it was so motherfucking disgusting?
> >
> > Becouse I love to see you smile.
> >
>
> Oh blah. <burns you at the stake>
>
Oh Atma, you ANIMAL! You know how much I like foreplay..
Ninn
> Ninn <ln...@epix.net> schreef in berichtnieuws 397888BF...@epix.net...
> > Gann0n wrote:
> >
> > > Found on a webboard I read...
> > >
> > > (Warning, do not read if you like to eat shrimp)
> > >
> > > --
> > > Kevin Crist
> > > Usenet|Email: Gann0n / IRC: CainMarko / Other: TremorChrist
> > > AIM: Kevin S Crist
> > >
> > > "The one at the end, I think I fell in love with her, a little bit."
> >
> > Wasn't that here not too long ago?
> >
>
> Yes, although slightly different.
Eh, it's close enough.
Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
Gann0n wrote:
>
> While kneeling to the 900 foot Idol of Gann0n
> <39788523...@spamblock.home.com>, Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
> <neo...@spamblock.home.com> offered up this prayer..
>
> > > 1) You read a group with posts like that? WTF?
> > >
> > > It was from the Warren Ellis forum at delphi.com.
> > >
> > > While mostly about comic books, the "general" part is (kinda) "anything
> > > goes." the thread in question was about Ellis' book called "Strange Kiss"
> > > which is about... Strange things coming out of strange places..
> > >
> >
> > Bah humbug.
>
> Ok, I can be the Ghost of Christmas yet to come, Linda can be the Ghost
> of Christmas Present.. who's Christmas Past?
>
<sharpenes skull sword>
> >
> > > > 2) Why the hell did you post it here?
> > >
> > > Becouse I can. ^_^
> > >
> > > Also, I felt I lost something when I apolozied to Tori. Have to keep up
> > > that "Sick Fuck" title ya'know..
> > >
> >
> > And I'd venture to say that that post was ten times worse than whatever
> > you said to SG.
>
> Whatever you say, honey.
>
<pulls out your tongue and strangles you with it>
> >
> > > > 3) Why the hell didn't you warn us it was so motherfucking disgusting?
> > >
> > > Becouse I love to see you smile.
> > >
> >
> > Oh blah. <burns you at the stake>
> >
>
> Oh Atma, you ANIMAL! You know how much I like foreplay..
>
<sticks a cattle prod in your eye>
care. well what about the cup??? it did it's duty so now it doesn't
matter?? what the hell kind of treatment is that??? it's a damn cup,
it deserves better! it holds the urine, it is what DELIVERS the urine
TO THE DAMNED GLASS TUBE!!!! THE GLASS TUBE COULDN'T DO IT'S JOB IF
THE CUP DID NOT DO IT'S JOB FIRST! but what gets the attention? the
glory? the honor and respect? the...damn.....glass....tube........" -
Neo
Rubicant
"reading this newsgroup to get information is like trying to fill your
daily recommendation of Vitamin C by eating Skittles." - Unright
"Are you trying to say that Tifa's a slut? You are so very wrong. Just
give her twenty bucks and she'll change your mind." - Timo Suave
"It just feels like I am part of One Big, Dysfunctional, Psychotic,
Homicidal, Suicidal, Barbacidal, Sadistic, Pathetic, Perverted,
DiSiLLuSiOn
>Becouse I can. ^_^
>Becouse I love to see you smile.
Gaa... Its BECAUSE *Spelling Thwap*
DiSiLLuSiOn
--
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the darkness...
>While kneeling to the 900 foot Idol of Gann0n
><39788523...@spamblock.home.com>, Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
><neo...@spamblock.home.com> offered up this prayer..
>
>> > 1) You read a group with posts like that? WTF?
>> >
>> > It was from the Warren Ellis forum at delphi.com.
>> >
>> > While mostly about comic books, the "general" part is (kinda) "anything
>> > goes." the thread in question was about Ellis' book called "Strange Kiss"
>> > which is about... Strange things coming out of strange places..
>> >
>>
>> Bah humbug.
>
>Ok, I can be the Ghost of Christmas yet to come, Linda can be the Ghost
>of Christmas Present.. who's Christmas Past?
>
I wanted to be the ghost of christmas yet to...Ummm oooh...never mind.
--
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Kitzie-chan
<neo...@spamblock.home.com> was caught behind the woodshed with a
stack of hentai manga, and in defense said:
>
>
>Kitzie-chan wrote:
>>
>> On Fri, 21 Jul 2000 07:46:05 GMT, Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
>> <neo...@spamblock.home.com> was caught behind the woodshed with a
>> stack of hentai manga, and in defense said:
>>
>> >Gann0n wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Found on a webboard I read...
>> >>
>> >> (Warning, do not read if you like to eat shrimp)
>> >
>> ><snip>
>> >
>> >>
>> >> Discuss.
>> >>
>> >
>> >Good lord. That has got to be the most disgusting thing I've ever
>> >read.
>>
>> Thank you for saying it before I did. I'll still repeat it. That's
>> definitely the most disgusting thing I've ever read. That beats
>> horror novels all to hell. (Just like many urban legends.) In fact,
>> I would probably go throw up, but I'm now afraid to go near a
>> bathroom.
>>
>
>This is one reason I'm kind of glad I saw that Opal pic (you true
>oldbies know what I'm talking about)... It completely desensitized me
>to almost anything sexually disgusting. Sure, I was on the verge of
>throwing up for hours after I saw the thing, but nothing sexual ever
>since has truly disgusted me.
If you can't provide the pic, can you give me a description of what it
was? Now I'm curious, in this hideously morbid way. ^_^
>In the morality sense, such as rape,
>pedophiles, or bestiality like this bullshit, sure. But anything that's
>just consensual adults, it cannot disgust me. I told someone this, and
>they sent me to a web page. Didn't tell me what it was, just said it
>could disgust me. Turned out to be pictures of before, DURING, and
>after a male-to-female sex change operation. Just shrugged it off,
>thought nothing more of it, and went back to my damned addictive
>medieval game.
Sounds like me with Vagrant Story. <entertains brief fantasy of
screwing Sydney Losstarot's brains out. Ooh baby!>
>> >Whoever wrote that needs mental fucking help.
>>
>> Here's hoping that the writer had dropped too much acid or suffered
>> childhood trauma or SOMETHING to result in mental problems. In fact,
>> I hope their medication just ran out and they wrote it while waiting
>> for Nurse Ratched to bring them another dose . . .
>
>Haha. Agreed. It'd be disturbing to think that a normal person with a
>normal childhood and not under the influence of any drugs could come up
>with something like that.
I knew a friend who was on 1200 mg of Lithium per day. He used to
write very interesting things . . .
>> >And on the very,
>> >very off chance it's true, I'd like to say that she deserves what she
>> >got.
>>
>> As a female, I disagree on general principles.
>
>Disagree with what? That I said she deserved what she got?
General principles, like I said. I'm nodding halfheartedly toward the
feminist crowd who would complain. I personally think it's a hideous
thing to have happen to anybody, male OR female. Maybe I can rewrite
this bizarre thing so that it was some guy who stuck a lobster up
his--nah, never mind . . .
>Well, who
>knows how many times she did that to the poor damn lobster? Imagine
>some sick bastard raped you weekly for, say, a few months. Can you
>honestly say you wouldn't say he got what he deserved if he died an
>extremely painful, extremely terrifying death? If so, you're a better
>person than most.
I'm not. I'd like to be the one at the controls of the winch, myself.
(A friend once asked me what I'd do to a serial rapist of the sort you
mentioned above. I immediately said "I would run an extremely large
sharp hook up their ass and out their abdomen, then throw them off the
back of a deepsea fishing boat attached to a large winch and go
trolling for sharks.")
>> Anyone who also
>> possesses a vagina probably shares the same hideous nausea I'm
>> experiencing right now.
>>
>
>Bah. Male, female, doesn't matter. People are either sick, or they
>aren't.
Ick. I've had a yeast infection. That was bad enough. The idea of
something like THIS is really over the top . . .
>> What a sick way to die. How the hell do you explain THAT up at the
>> Pearly Gates?--provided they let you in?
>
>Hrm. Ask St. Peter to get Sigmund Freud to come out and give some sort
>of explanation. Of course, you might get banned from Heaven for good
>for making St. Peter throw up from the dementedness of Freud's
>explanation.
At which point you could argue that Freud should get banned too . . .
>> I bet that several animal-rights and animal-welfare organizations are
>> really upset about the lobster, though . . .
>
>Well of course. The lobster was more the victim in that story than
>anyone.
I have to agree with that. Poor lobster.
You know, I've seen the tails of live lobsters. You'd have to be
*really* fuckin' desperate to get off if you stuck *that* in your
privates. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
>> >Mind you, it's not the most disgusting thing I've ever HEARD. I'd
>> >have to say that goes to some show I saw on ABC. Someone was on trial
>> >for being part of the nazis or some bullshit. The prosecutor was
>> >screaming and bitching that it took him 5 more minutes to kill the women
>> >than the men because they cut off their hair and used it for matresses.
>> >What, you were expecting something sexual? No, morally disgusting gets
>> >to me far worse than sexually disgusting. :)
>>
>> I agree wholeheartedly.
>>
>> I think the most disgusting overtly sexual thing I can think of right
>> off the top of my head is having a fetish that makes you get off when
>> someone craps in your mouth so you can swallow it. (I dislike "scat"
>> in the first place, but that's *really* going over the line . . .)
>
>Well when you get right down to it, it's not really that much more
>disgusting than oral sex, which not many people find disgusting. It's
>just a matter of if you're "into that sort of thing," which most people
>aren't. Like I said before, the only kind of sexual thing that really
>disgusts me is something that involves a party that either isn't, or
>can't consent.
You know, I think you've just described the primary thing that
*really* disgusts me too.
Eating poop is still super-gross, though.
>> > Anyway, may I ask...
>> >
>> >1) You read a group with posts like that? WTF?
>>
>> I once went to the About.com Urban Legends section. There were some
>> nauseating things in the Horror section there, but THIS thing really
>> takes the cake . . .
>
>This is why I never really go read things on the net anymore. :) Last
>time I think I did was around 8 months ago... I was reading some
>paranormal stories... Some of the Ouija board stories kept me up at
>night for a while and I quit then.
I had trouble sleeping after a few of those urban legends too . . .
>> (News Flash: Nobody's ever seen an actual "snuff" film.)
>>
>> >2) Why the hell did you post it here?
>>
>> I'll be fetching the rope and torches . . .
>
>I'll be grabbing some gasoline and dull, rusty knives.
Oooh!
>> >3) Why the hell didn't you warn us it was so motherfucking disgusting?
>>
>> I'd say that "Do not read if you like to eat shrimp" does NOT qualify
>> as a fair warning.
>
>MTE.
>
>> I was thinking it would be more conventionally
>> gross, like someone biting into a shrimp and winding up with a
>> mouthful of live baby spiders or something of that sort . . .
>>
>> It sort of goes without saying that I was profoundly wrong. But
>> nowhere near as wrong as this post . . .
>>
>
><nods> If I didn't know Gann0n and know he didn't actually mean any
>harm, I'd be fairly pissed.
Same here . . .
>--
>AIM: Dark Knight Atma
>"Heartless #$$#)!&$" as proclaimed by TND
>"If anything, the opposite is true. Even the best man has a touch of
>evil in him." - Morrigan
>
>Estuans interius
>ira vehementi
>Estuans interius
>ira vehementi
>
>Sors immanis
>Et inanis
>Sors immanis
>Et inanis
--Kitzie-chan
Kitzie-chan
<rbr...@learnlink.emory.edu> was caught behind the woodshed with a
stack of hentai manga, and in defense said:
>On Fri, 21 Jul 2000 09:11:49 GMT, Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
><neo...@spamblock.home.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>Kitzie-chan wrote:
>>>
>>> On Fri, 21 Jul 2000 07:46:05 GMT, Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
>>> <neo...@spamblock.home.com> was caught behind the woodshed with a
>>> stack of hentai manga, and in defense said:
>>>
>>> >Gann0n wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> Found on a webboard I read...
>>> >>
>>> >> (Warning, do not read if you like to eat shrimp)
>>> >
>>> ><snip>
>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >> Discuss.
>>> >>
>>> >
>>> >Good lord. That has got to be the most disgusting thing I've ever
>>> >read.
>
>I've seen worse. A little story about a teenage girl dying because
>she was too stupid to wonder where her tampon went after her period
>comes to mind...
O_o Urk. I take it she suffered a really savage infection and
subsequently croaked from sepsis?
>>> Thank you for saying it before I did. I'll still repeat it. That's
>>> definitely the most disgusting thing I've ever read. That beats
>>> horror novels all to hell. (Just like many urban legends.) In fact,
>>> I would probably go throw up, but I'm now afraid to go near a
>>> bathroom.
>>>
>>
>>This is one reason I'm kind of glad I saw that Opal pic (you true
>>oldbies know what I'm talking about)... It completely desensitized me
>>to almost anything sexually disgusting. Sure, I was on the verge of
>>throwing up for hours after I saw the thing, but nothing sexual ever
>>since has truly disgusted me. In the morality sense, such as rape,
>>pedophiles, or bestiality like this bullshit, sure. But anything that's
>>just consensual adults, it cannot disgust me. I told someone this, and
>>they sent me to a web page. Didn't tell me what it was, just said it
>>could disgust me. Turned out to be pictures of before, DURING, and
>>after a male-to-female sex change operation. Just shrugged it off,
>
I'm not falling for that again. A male friend was visiting at the
time I first opened that site and he actually had to leave the room.
>I think that this is a better desensitizer than Opel was. Of course,
>I was already desensitized when I saw it. I just laughed.
Dammit, I wanna know what this infamous Opel pic is . . .
>>> >Mind you, it's not the most disgusting thing I've ever HEARD. I'd
>>> >have to say that goes to some show I saw on ABC. Someone was on trial
>>> >for being part of the nazis or some bullshit. The prosecutor was
>>> >screaming and bitching that it took him 5 more minutes to kill the women
>>> >than the men because they cut off their hair and used it for matresses.
>>> >What, you were expecting something sexual? No, morally disgusting gets
>>> >to me far worse than sexually disgusting. :)
>>>
>>> I agree wholeheartedly.
>>>
>>> I think the most disgusting overtly sexual thing I can think of right
>>> off the top of my head is having a fetish that makes you get off when
>>> someone craps in your mouth so you can swallow it. (I dislike "scat"
>>> in the first place, but that's *really* going over the line . . .)
>
>If you do not like scat, then there's something wrong with you.
>
>beebop dally doo la bop-bop scaboody lop badda
The music's fine, the sex practice involving feces isn't . . .
>>Well when you get right down to it, it's not really that much more
>>disgusting than oral sex, which not many people find disgusting. It's
>
>Feces is a lot different from vaginal fluid or semen, dude.
At least said fluids aren't bodily wastes.
>>> >3) Why the hell didn't you warn us it was so motherfucking disgusting?
>>>
>>> I'd say that "Do not read if you like to eat shrimp" does NOT qualify
>>> as a fair warning.
>>
>>MTE.
>>
>>> I was thinking it would be more conventionally
>>> gross, like someone biting into a shrimp and winding up with a
>>> mouthful of live baby spiders or something of that sort . . .
>>>
>>> It sort of goes without saying that I was profoundly wrong. But
>>> nowhere near as wrong as this post . . .
>>>
>>
>><nods> If I didn't know Gann0n and know he didn't actually mean any
>>harm, I'd be fairly pissed.
>
>Stop whining, both of you. You knew what you were in for when you
>decided to read something on this group that starts with "Do not read
>if you like to eat [insert food here]."
I'm not whining. If I was whining, you'd know. Hey, he *said*
"Discuss", so that's what we're doing. Nyaah!
>Rob
>
>Send all e-mail to sca0...@mail.wvnet.edu for the time being.
>Seems that the doofs at Emory don't want anyone to access their
>e-mail over the summer. Jerks.
>
>"What the F*CK does this have to do with final fantasy??? Look
> unless you're gonna talk about the subject, you might as well
> leave. Poems won't get you fame on this website."
> --Some guy making himself look like a complete moron
--Kitzie-chan
Kitzie-chan
<neo...@spamblock.home.com> was caught behind the woodshed with a
stack of hentai manga, and in defense said:
>
>
>Gann0n wrote:
>>
>> While kneeling to the 900 foot Idol of Gann0n
>> <39788523...@spamblock.home.com>, Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
>> <neo...@spamblock.home.com> offered up this prayer..
>>
>> > > 1) You read a group with posts like that? WTF?
>> > >
>> > > It was from the Warren Ellis forum at delphi.com.
>> > >
>> > > While mostly about comic books, the "general" part is (kinda) "anything
>> > > goes." the thread in question was about Ellis' book called "Strange Kiss"
>> > > which is about... Strange things coming out of strange places..
>> > >
>> >
>> > Bah humbug.
>>
>> Ok, I can be the Ghost of Christmas yet to come, Linda can be the Ghost
>> of Christmas Present.. who's Christmas Past?
>
><sharpenes skull sword>
Careful, I think you're turning him on . . .
>> >
>> > > > 2) Why the hell did you post it here?
>> > >
>> > > Becouse I can. ^_^
>> > >
>> > > Also, I felt I lost something when I apolozied to Tori. Have to keep up
>> > > that "Sick Fuck" title ya'know..
>> > >
>> >
>> > And I'd venture to say that that post was ten times worse than whatever
>> > you said to SG.
>>
>> Whatever you say, honey.
>>
>
><pulls out your tongue and strangles you with it>
No no no, you're supposed to slit the throat and pull the tongue out
through the incision . . .
>> >
>> > > > 3) Why the hell didn't you warn us it was so motherfucking disgusting?
>> > >
>> > > Becouse I love to see you smile.
>> > >
>> >
>> > Oh blah. <burns you at the stake>
>> >
>>
>> Oh Atma, you ANIMAL! You know how much I like foreplay..
>>
>
><sticks a cattle prod in your eye>
So when's the wedding? <prudently hides>
>--
>AIM: Dark Knight Atma
>"Heartless #$$#)!&$" as proclaimed by TND
>"If anything, the opposite is true. Even the best man has a touch of
>evil in him." - Morrigan
>
>Estuans interius
>ira vehementi
>Estuans interius
>ira vehementi
>
>Sors immanis
>Et inanis
>Sors immanis
>Et inanis
>
--Kitzie-chan
Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
Kitzie-chan wrote:
>
> On Fri, 21 Jul 2000 07:28:21 -0400, Rob Browning
> <rbr...@learnlink.emory.edu> was caught behind the woodshed with a
> stack of hentai manga, and in defense said:
>
> >On Fri, 21 Jul 2000 09:11:49 GMT, Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
> ><neo...@spamblock.home.com> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>
> >>Kitzie-chan wrote:
> >>>
> >>> On Fri, 21 Jul 2000 07:46:05 GMT, Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
> >>> <neo...@spamblock.home.com> was caught behind the woodshed with a
> >>> stack of hentai manga, and in defense said:
> >>>
> >>> >Gann0n wrote:
> >>> >>
> >>> >> Found on a webboard I read...
> >>> >>
> >>> >> (Warning, do not read if you like to eat shrimp)
> >>> >
> >>> ><snip>
> >>> >
> >>> >>
> >>> >> Discuss.
> >>> >>
> >>> >
> >>> >Good lord. That has got to be the most disgusting thing I've ever
> >>> >read.
> >
> >I've seen worse. A little story about a teenage girl dying because
> >she was too stupid to wonder where her tampon went after her period
> >comes to mind...
>
> O_o Urk. I take it she suffered a really savage infection and
> subsequently croaked from sepsis?
>
.... Hrm. The explanation to this didn't pop into my mind right off
the bat, so I'm not going to give this any thought. I don't even wanna
know.
Not as bad as sex practice involving lobsters, or Rob Browning, but
yeah...
> >>Well when you get right down to it, it's not really that much more
> >>disgusting than oral sex, which not many people find disgusting. It's
> >
> >Feces is a lot different from vaginal fluid or semen, dude.
1. "Dude?"
2. Depends on your definition of a lot. Neither was exactly meant to
be eaten. I think the main things are the fucking smell, and the
disease factor.
3. I didn't say it wasn't worse, I said it wasn't "that much more
disgusting." It's sure as hell something I'd never try, but I certainly
don't put it at the top of the "disgusting" scale. What consenting
adults do on their own simply cannot be as disgusting as raping women,
animals, or children. At least IMO. Is this simpler form of the
message within your grasp of understanding, Robby?
4. It's been over 2 years now. Don't you think you should stop trying
to flame someone that has you killfiled, and go out and get a fucking
life? Or mental help?
>
> At least said fluids aren't bodily wastes.
>
> >>> >3) Why the hell didn't you warn us it was so motherfucking disgusting?
> >>>
> >>> I'd say that "Do not read if you like to eat shrimp" does NOT qualify
> >>> as a fair warning.
> >>
> >>MTE.
> >>
> >>> I was thinking it would be more conventionally
> >>> gross, like someone biting into a shrimp and winding up with a
> >>> mouthful of live baby spiders or something of that sort . . .
> >>>
> >>> It sort of goes without saying that I was profoundly wrong. But
> >>> nowhere near as wrong as this post . . .
> >>>
> >>
> >><nods> If I didn't know Gann0n and know he didn't actually mean any
> >>harm, I'd be fairly pissed.
> >
> >Stop whining, both of you. You knew what you were in for when you
> >decided to read something on this group that starts with "Do not read
> >if you like to eat [insert food here]."
>
> I'm not whining. If I was whining, you'd know. Hey, he *said*
> "Discuss", so that's what we're doing. Nyaah!
>
Yeah. Blame Gann0n. I know I do.
Idiocies of the American Government
---
1. At 15, you can be in control of a 3 ton, 100 MPH weapon, but you
can't
get alcohol until 21.
2. 21 for alcohol, 18 for tobacco. Correct me if I'm wrong here, but
isn't
alcohol LESS dangerous?
3. In many states, you can buy a gun, but not fireworks. So it's okay
to
have a firing weapon, just as long as it was designed to kill, and is
more
than slightly dangerous (how's a bottle rocket gonna kill you?).
4. Governor Jesse Ventura. Enough said.
5. You have to be 18 (or any age if you have parental permission, I
believe)
to make an "eternal, holy vow" binding you to someone forever, but
again...
21 for alcohol.
6. "I can legally fly my own plane at 17 but can't be a passenger on
one till
18 without parental permission." - Eyeglazer
7. "In Tennessee, it's illegal have anal or oral sex with a human, but
it's
legal to have sex with any animal under 40 pounds." - Laughing Vigilante
Feel free to suggest any additions to this section. I know there's A
LOT more
idiocy not yet mentioned here.
Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
Kitzie-chan wrote:
>
> On Sat, 22 Jul 2000 04:03:26 GMT, Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
> <neo...@spamblock.home.com> was caught behind the woodshed with a
> stack of hentai manga, and in defense said:
>
> >
> >
> >Gann0n wrote:
> >>
> >> While kneeling to the 900 foot Idol of Gann0n
> >> <39788523...@spamblock.home.com>, Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
> >> <neo...@spamblock.home.com> offered up this prayer..
> >>
> >> > > 1) You read a group with posts like that? WTF?
> >> > >
> >> > > It was from the Warren Ellis forum at delphi.com.
> >> > >
> >> > > While mostly about comic books, the "general" part is (kinda) "anything
> >> > > goes." the thread in question was about Ellis' book called "Strange Kiss"
> >> > > which is about... Strange things coming out of strange places..
> >> > >
> >> >
> >> > Bah humbug.
> >>
> >> Ok, I can be the Ghost of Christmas yet to come, Linda can be the Ghost
> >> of Christmas Present.. who's Christmas Past?
> >
> ><sharpenes skull sword>
>
> Careful, I think you're turning him on . . .
>
Yeah, I know. But you can't be turned on if your genitals have been cut
off.
> >> >
> >> > > > 2) Why the hell did you post it here?
> >> > >
> >> > > Becouse I can. ^_^
> >> > >
> >> > > Also, I felt I lost something when I apolozied to Tori. Have to keep up
> >> > > that "Sick Fuck" title ya'know..
> >> > >
> >> >
> >> > And I'd venture to say that that post was ten times worse than whatever
> >> > you said to SG.
> >>
> >> Whatever you say, honey.
> >>
> >
> ><pulls out your tongue and strangles you with it>
>
> No no no, you're supposed to slit the throat and pull the tongue out
> through the incision . . .
>
Oh. Sorry.
> >> >
> >> > > > 3) Why the hell didn't you warn us it was so motherfucking disgusting?
> >> > >
> >> > > Becouse I love to see you smile.
> >> > >
> >> >
> >> > Oh blah. <burns you at the stake>
> >> >
> >>
> >> Oh Atma, you ANIMAL! You know how much I like foreplay..
> >>
> >
> ><sticks a cattle prod in your eye>
>
> So when's the wedding? <prudently hides>
>
<calmly sets fire to everything nearby>
Rob Browning
wrote:
>On Fri, 21 Jul 2000 07:28:21 -0400, Rob Browning
><rbr...@learnlink.emory.edu> was caught behind the woodshed with a
>stack of hentai manga, and in defense said:
>
>>On Fri, 21 Jul 2000 09:11:49 GMT, Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
>><neo...@spamblock.home.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Kitzie-chan wrote:
>>>>
>>>> On Fri, 21 Jul 2000 07:46:05 GMT, Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
>>>> <neo...@spamblock.home.com> was caught behind the woodshed with a
>>>> stack of hentai manga, and in defense said:
>>>>
>>>> >Gann0n wrote:
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Found on a webboard I read...
>>>> >>
>>>> >> (Warning, do not read if you like to eat shrimp)
>>>> >
>>>> ><snip>
>>>> >
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Discuss.
>>>> >>
>>>> >
>>>> >Good lord. That has got to be the most disgusting thing I've ever
>>>> >read.
>>
>>I've seen worse. A little story about a teenage girl dying because
>>she was too stupid to wonder where her tampon went after her period
>>comes to mind...
>
>O_o Urk. I take it she suffered a really savage infection and
>subsequently croaked from sepsis?
Pretty much. Her uterus was covered with mold, fungus, and other
stuff. It's said that the hospital kept it in cold storage after she
died because it had several unidentified forms of life on it.
>>I think that this is a better desensitizer than Opel was. Of course,
>>I was already desensitized when I saw it. I just laughed.
>
>Dammit, I wanna know what this infamous Opel pic is . . .
I'm pretty sure it's a scat pic. I don't think I ever saw it, but
I've heard a few things about it. It didn't sound too bad.
>>>> I was thinking it would be more conventionally
>>>> gross, like someone biting into a shrimp and winding up with a
>>>> mouthful of live baby spiders or something of that sort . . .
>>>>
>>>> It sort of goes without saying that I was profoundly wrong. But
>>>> nowhere near as wrong as this post . . .
>>>>
>>>
>>><nods> If I didn't know Gann0n and know he didn't actually mean any
>>>harm, I'd be fairly pissed.
>>
>>Stop whining, both of you. You knew what you were in for when you
>>decided to read something on this group that starts with "Do not read
>>if you like to eat [insert food here]."
>
>I'm not whining. If I was whining, you'd know. Hey, he *said*
>"Discuss", so that's what we're doing. Nyaah!
Just checking. You get what you pay for on AGFF, after all.
Rob Browning
<neo...@spamblock.home.com> wrote:
>
>
>Kitzie-chan wrote:
>>
>> On Fri, 21 Jul 2000 07:28:21 -0400, Rob Browning
>> <rbr...@learnlink.emory.edu> was caught behind the woodshed with a
>> stack of hentai manga, and in defense said:
>>
>> >On Fri, 21 Jul 2000 09:11:49 GMT, Neo Atma: The Ultimate Knightmare
>> ><neo...@spamblock.home.com> wrote:
>> >If you do not like scat, then there's something wrong with you.
>> >
>> >beebop dally doo la bop-bop scaboody lop badda
>>
>> The music's fine, the sex practice involving feces isn't . . .
>>
>
>Not as bad as sex practice involving lobsters, or Rob Browning, but
>yeah...
*yawn*
>4. It's been over 2 years now. Don't you think you should stop trying
>to flame someone that has you killfiled, and go out and get a fucking
>life? Or mental help?
I wasn't flaming you. You're the one that needs help if you think
otherwise.
Kitzie-chan
<rbr...@learnlink.emory.edu> was caught behind the woodshed with a
stack of hentai manga, and in defense said:
>>>>> >Good lord. That has got to be the most disgusting thing I've ever
>>>>> >read.
>>>
>>>I've seen worse. A little story about a teenage girl dying because
>>>she was too stupid to wonder where her tampon went after her period
>>>comes to mind...
>>
>>O_o Urk. I take it she suffered a really savage infection and
>>subsequently croaked from sepsis?
>
>Pretty much. Her uterus was covered with mold, fungus, and other
>stuff. It's said that the hospital kept it in cold storage after she
>died because it had several unidentified forms of life on it.
O_O;; *Urk* . . . that's utterly bizarre. I wonder if the string
broke or something, or if she really was just dumb enough to figure
that she didn't need to tug the little string and dispose of the
tampon. That's really freaky. I wonder how old she was, exactly? I
was in 6th grade when they separated the girls and the boys and did a
halfhearted excuse for sex education; that was when they actually
filled the girls in on the use of feminine hygiene products . . .
>>>I think that this is a better desensitizer than Opel was. Of course,
>>>I was already desensitized when I saw it. I just laughed.
>>
>>Dammit, I wanna know what this infamous Opel pic is . . .
>
>I'm pretty sure it's a scat pic. I don't think I ever saw it, but
>I've heard a few things about it. It didn't sound too bad.
Drat. I need to get a descrip of it . . .
>>>>> I was thinking it would be more conventionally
>>>>> gross, like someone biting into a shrimp and winding up with a
>>>>> mouthful of live baby spiders or something of that sort . . .
>>>>>
>>>>> It sort of goes without saying that I was profoundly wrong. But
>>>>> nowhere near as wrong as this post . . .
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>><nods> If I didn't know Gann0n and know he didn't actually mean any
>>>>harm, I'd be fairly pissed.
>>>
>>>Stop whining, both of you. You knew what you were in for when you
>>>decided to read something on this group that starts with "Do not read
>>>if you like to eat [insert food here]."
>>
>>I'm not whining. If I was whining, you'd know. Hey, he *said*
>>"Discuss", so that's what we're doing. Nyaah!
>
>Just checking. You get what you pay for on AGFF, after all.
True nuff.
>Rob
>
>Send all e-mail to sca0...@mail.wvnet.edu for the time being.
>Seems that the doofs at Emory don't want anyone to access their
>e-mail over the summer. Jerks.
>
>"What the F*CK does this have to do with final fantasy??? Look
> unless you're gonna talk about the subject, you might as well
> leave. Poems won't get you fame on this website."
> --Some guy making himself look like a complete moron
--Kitzie-chan
Rob Browning
wrote:
>On Tue, 25 Jul 2000 10:36:35 -0400, Rob Browning
><rbr...@learnlink.emory.edu> was caught behind the woodshed with a
>stack of hentai manga, and in defense said:
>
>>>>>> >Good lord. That has got to be the most disgusting thing I've ever
>>>>>> >read.
>>>>
>>>>I've seen worse. A little story about a teenage girl dying because
>>>>she was too stupid to wonder where her tampon went after her period
>>>>comes to mind...
>>>
>>>O_o Urk. I take it she suffered a really savage infection and
>>>subsequently croaked from sepsis?
>>
>>Pretty much. Her uterus was covered with mold, fungus, and other
>>stuff. It's said that the hospital kept it in cold storage after she
>>died because it had several unidentified forms of life on it.
>
>O_O;; *Urk* . . . that's utterly bizarre. I wonder if the string
>broke or something, or if she really was just dumb enough to figure
>that she didn't need to tug the little string and dispose of the
>tampon. That's really freaky. I wonder how old she was, exactly? I
Well, as the story put it, tampon goes up, or tampon goes down. Since
it was the dead of winter, and no person in her right mind would go
around without underwear, tampon likely didn't go down. The airhead
didn't ponder this much, though. She just thought it "disappeared."
