Reverse Sig Suplex on Bob's Sig!!
FuSoYa
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Disclaimer: I have absolutely nothing against Bob's sig. My
appologies to Bob about this post and what I'm about to
do to his sig, but I just couldn't resist! ;)
Sabin awoke to find himself in a strange place filled with dark
shapes. His memories returned slowly....he had been involved in some sort
of fight, summoned by some kind of entity named a "Surg"...no...wait, it had
been a "Murg". Yes, that was it. A "Murg". This "Murg" was responsible
for his death! Yet how could Sabin still be alive?
Sabin sat up carefully and looked around. He was on a battle field,
yet everything on it was fried to a crisp. However, there was a small can
resting on the ground beside him. Sabin picked it up and looked at the
label, which read "Toma's pop". Inside it were a few drops of a pink sticky
substance, the same substance which Sabin now realized was spilt all over
his body. One of the other summoned warriors must have dropped it on him
during the battle, and it had brought him back to life.
Looking farther away, Sabin began to realize that he was in a
different sort of world entirely. The battlefield he was on seemed solid
enough, yet a few feet beyond the edge of the battlefield lay nothing but a
jumbled mass of letters, numbers, and symbols. To his surprise, he could
understand most of what was written there! Sabin got to his feet and walked
up to the symbols. He began to read...and read...and read.....
After several hours, Sabin finally began to understand what had
happened. All entities in this universe existed as lettters, and that what
they said/spoke/wrote was left here in this thing called an "NG". This "NG"
(called agff) was where the "Murg" entity had created the battlefield and,
along with some of the other entites, had proceeded to kill off not only
Sabin's friends, but others.
Of course, Sabin couldn't figure out all he had read (Phreakmobile?
Reviving Leo? PUMPKIN PIE??? LEAPING ON KEFKA ON THE VELDT??????),
but he still knew that these entites had not realy been killed in the
battle...they had simply been able to revive themselves afterwards.
Sabin stopped reading, disgusted and angry. The nerve of these
beings! Thinking that they could just take others from their world and
mutilate them to their hearts content!! Well now, he'll just have to do
something about this!!
There was no telling how long it would take for the Murg entity to
discover that one of the warriors that he had summoned was still alive and
now inside the NG, so Sabin had to act quickly. Jumping into the mass of
letters, numbers, and symbols, he began to search for his first victim.
Sabin's target was relatively easy to find. The size of the "sig"
thing gave away the being's presence. Casually, Sabin approached the
being....
BOB: The Pie must DIE!!! There, that about finishes another great post...
...? Hey, who are you?
SABIN: I am Sabin.
BOB: I see. Wait a sec....this is a NG, not a chat room!!
I can't possibly be talking to you!! What's going on?
SABIN: You are one of the entites that helped in that massacre by the Murg
being, aren't you?
BOB: Entities? Murg being? This sure is an odd virus...why isn't my
virus scan operating?
SABIN: That's because I'm not a virus. I am one of the warriors summoned
by Murg in his FanFic story. Except he neglected to make sure that
all his summoned warriors were truly dead. And now I'm back for
revenge!!!!!
BOB: ....very funny. And just what were you going to do, little man?
Remember, I am the ALMIGHTY BOB!! Bobbies, get him!!
Suddenly Sabin begins to chant and yells "Reverse Polarity!"
(a new spell that he had learned in the final fight against Kefka)
Bob, the Bobbies, and Bob's entire sig are instantly reversed!!!
BOB: ?huh....od t'ndid tahT !aH
!sdrawkcab si epyt I gnihtyrevE
SABIN: And now that you're confused, I'll use an attack that I've just
developed for this universe....SIG SUPLEX!!!!!
Sabin runs forward and picks up Bob, the Bobbies, and the rest of the sig
(not an easy task, even for someone as strong as Sabin!), and then jumps
straight up into the air. Then he stops and turns the sig upside down, so
that Bob and the Bobbies were now UNDER the rest of the gigantic sig, and
throws them back down to earth!!
BOB: !!RETCARAHC RUOY S'EH ,GRUM !OOOON
!!!GGGGRRRRRRAAAAA !!!GNIHTEMOS OD
Sabin watched as the Bob entity fell screaming until he hit the ground, and
his gigantic sig fell on top of him. There was a tremendous crash, and
ASCII characters flew everywhere. Then silence.
Smiling grimly, Sabin turned away from the horrific scene and began to
search for his next vicim, before the Murg entity found out about this...
*** And now, here's Bob's sig just before it hits the ground! ***
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.nekops sah boB
nataS gnilleps fo yaw tnereffid a tsuj si atnaS
!!!!!!!OooooooooN
!erehT ...dnes sserP ...flesym thgif tsum ,hgRE
!ereht oS !t'nera uoy oN
!dnes sserp annog m'I
...sruoy si enim dna enim si sruoY
!sruoY ?!eniM
.sruoY
?yawyna ,siht tsop ot ti saw aedi s'ohW
?STSOP YRATCIDARTNOC YM DAER REVE REVE REVEN
:RUOF GNIKCUF REBMUN ELUR
....ti tegroF
!taht od I !yeH
:4# eluR
!pU tuhS .fleS ,ytinaforP
!flesruoy kcuF OG
....4# eluR ,fles pu tuhS
!!!lleH nI toR
:4# eluR ,hgrE
...lleh ot og hO
!pU tuhS uoY
!pU tuhS
!yeH
?tahW
!lleh ni toR
!taerG
...sgnidnatsrednu dooG
...seY
!em era uoY
!uoy ma I ?ma I esuaceB
?era uoy esuaceB
?UOY era yhW
?ti gniod ay era yhw OS
.doog yreV .htiw eerga I TAHT
!gnitsop ruoy selddum tI
.yhw si ereH .flesruoY htiW snoitasrevnoC rennI dloH revE ,revE ,reveN
:3# eluR ,hU
!htob eb t'nac eW
.doog m'I
.dab m'I
!ereht os dab m'I fi dab er'uoY
.em era uoy esuaceb dab er'uoy ,dab m'I fI
!dab era UOY !dab s'tI
..tsuj s'ti ,dab ton s'tI
!dab si flesruoy gnitcidartnoC
.yhw si ereH .flesruoY tcidartnoC revE ,revE ,reveN
:2# eluR
!nam
wen a otni uoy snrut dna evloser ruoy snehtgnerts ti ,t'nseod ti oN
.uoy sniur tI
.yhw si ereH .flesruoY oT klaT revE ,revE ,reveN
:1# eluR
gnitseretni eb dluow ti thguoht I esuac' ereh ti tup tsuj I ,htarogruM sa wenk ecno uoy naM ehT morf tsop a si gniwollof ehT
rehtO oN ekiL
,sleeF ynnuB ehT
,truH nI nehW seirC ynnuB ehT
,niaP nI nehW struH ynnuB ehT
...hturT ehT swonK ... ynnuB ehT roF
...ynnuB ehT ...wolloF
>cisum emeht< !lartnecstropS
morf gnol
os ,kcirtaD naP m'I ,feihT dna psirC rof ,neht litnU : kcirtaD naP
>GE< tubed sti sekam 4 ysatnaF laniF litnu
..niaga
siht ekil gnihtyna ees reven ll'eW !elbaveilebnU : namredlO feihT
?feihT .erofeb
tsetnoc
laturb a hcus nees reven ev'I !wow...si yas nac I llA : kcirtaD naP
!!!!!!!3 ysatnaF laniF
...spmahC
ysatnaF laniF WEN dna...srenniw ruoy..nemeltneg dna seidaL : onorC
>eunitnoc sresal dna cisum duol ,dliw seog dworc<
>yllive
snirg< draziw ,lla retfa egatnavdasid a saw ereht ekil skooL : arreT
>sdan
eht ni
mih skcik arreT sa ,NOOWS<...rg ym nihtiw si yrotciv...on hO : aYoSuF
>ylwols pu steg<...emit gib dekcus taht..hgU : arreT
>DEDNUOW< ... : seleC
>...sevom dleif elttab eht no eno on ,dworc tneliS<
=+=+ MOOBAK +=+=
>enoyreve stceffa
taht
oeteM dliw a stsac< !noitartnecnoc ym nekorb ev'uoY !timmaD : aYoSuF
>kcen sih no pmots dna ,sbir eht ni mih kcik htoB< !siht ekaT : seleC
!AH !nam dlo na gnitaeb tuoba selpurcs dah ew thguoht uoy dnA : arreT
>nwodtaeb denoihsaf-dlo doog a gniretsinimda nigeb
seleC &
arreT< WOWOWO !!!thgif lleps a gnivah erew ew thguoht I !yeH : aYoSuF
>mih ta
hsur arreT & seleC< !!!3..2..1...3 no ko ,aedi dooG >elggiG< : seleC
>seleC ot gnihtemos srepsihw< wonk uoy thgir s'eH : arreT
>...ylwols lleps
a gnitsac<
!em pots tonnac scigam ruoy fo htob tub ,yrekcirt dooG : aYoSuF
>NOOWS<
!HO'D >reh
sdrawot gnineerac lleps sees< ot won..doog sleef taht..hhhA : asoR
>setavitca
llaW eht nehw yltcaxe arreT no ekuN stsac< !OOOOON asoR : aYoSuF
>PH eht
asoR gnivig ,arreT no llaW stsac< erom PH esoht deen I !yrroS : asoR
>arreT no 3eruC stsaC< D: aedi na tog I ,yrrow t'noD : seleC
???od ew od tahW !gnirepsihw er'yehT : arreT
!leud s'draziw a ot nwod s'tI !elbaeveilebnU : .A.P
>DEDNUOW<
!HOD
>mih fo tnorf ni saw asoR tub ,mih dniheb skool< ?tahW ?huH : ragdE
!uoy dniheb kooL !yob-oragiF yeH : asoR
>DENOOWS< yob-ytterp a yb netaeb...nam hO : liceC
>liceC
htiw stcennoc
,yldliw sgniws< !tselufituaeb ym kool ot parc tnemtaert
ecaf dna
noitacidem erom no tup ot evah I woN !WOWOOWOWOWOWOWO !yeH : ragdE
>mih gnidnilb
,seye
s'ragdE revo lla sdeelb< !lufecruoser m'I tsael ta ,llew...mhU : liceC
>ffo
mra-drows s'liceC s'wasniahC< !suorlavihc sa ton m'I ,dab ooT : ragdE
>DEDNUOW<
yawyna
tsap ruoy tuoba gninihw htaed ot em gnirob erew uoY !dooG : nayC
>nayC sehsals< haey hhhO ?I saw erehw ,llew
ho...ytrid
gnithgif ssim I...kcabhsalf thginK kcalB a dah I ,yrroS : liceC
?yrlavihc yht ot deneppah tahW !hte-hcuO : nayC
>!mra eht no nayC setib< !ylekil toN : liceC
>yawa snrut< !nidalap ,eeht rof ti seod taht dnA : nayC
>nwod sllaf< FOO : liceC
!TROTER..a sevresed taht...mmH : nayC
>nayC sehsals< !eno dlo ,kaew oot si sseworp elttab ruoY : liceC
!enim eb llahs yrotciv tub ,nidalaP ,llew thgif uoY : nayC
>DEDNUOW< HAAAAA !skcus siht...lleW : rezteS
>ekuN stsaC< !gnileulb ynuP : aYoSuF
!nam dlo ,tsal ll'uoy gnol woh regaw s'teL : rezteS
>!teef sti no dworc<
>DENOOWS< !HGGGA >krow t'nseod ,ediH ot seirt< : drawdE
!wobssorcotuA >G< mrahc hguone evah ydaerla I ,epoN : ragdE
!lortnoc ym rednu er'uoy woN >gnos mrahC sgnis< !aH : drawdE
!uoy yortsed ll'I !ytlayor rof esucxe lufitip uoY : ragdE
>!snigeb elttab eht<
>gnireehc< !nayC dna ,ragdE ,rezteS ,seleC ,arreT...3FF rof dnA : .A.P
>dworc morf
ecnelis< aYoSuF dna ,asoR ,drawdE ,liceC...2FF rof gniniameR : .A.P
>pu enil sreyalp<
!elttab lanif eht rof dleif gniyalp level
a no teem
lliw sreyalp gniniamer lla..emit htaed neddus sti snaem tahT : .A.P
>sdnuos nrohriA<
>DENOOWS< !KCA
>aidyR tsalb
elbuod seleC dna arreT< ?gniod yeht era tahw ,asoR ?tahW : aidyR
!emitynA : seleC
?seleC ydaer..siht fo hguone dah ev'I..hgu >detsuaxe< : arreT
>feilebsid dennuts ni dworc< !!!!aYoSuF..tnemeriter
fo tuo ,ecalaP nooM eht morF .ti eveileb t'nod I ,yhw..2FF rof
dna...nayC
s'ti 3FF rof..maet hcae rof ni gnimoc era sbus lanif ehT
>'t**sllub'
fo gnitnahc dna gnioob duol< mih staefed dna dniheb morf
wodahS
sehsur drawdE ,niaK staefed wodahS retfa yltrohS !elbaveilebnU : .A.P
>DEDNUOW< !HHHAAA : wodahS
>mroftalp eht ffo wodahS skconk< !uoy yhW !OOON >dniheb morf< : drawdE
!nellaf
evah ythgim eht woH !aH >mroftalp fo egde no gnidnatS< : wodahS
>DENOOWS<
::TALPS:: >drawhtrae sllaf eh dna ffo mih kcip 4 ro 3< !OOOON : niaK
>niaK ta yltcerid srats
ajnin 02
sworht< !htarw ym morf uoy dleihs reven lliw seiks ehT !aH : wodahS
>enrobria seog< ylekil toN : niaK
!uoy tog ev'I woN >teef ot gnitteg< : wodahS
>revo niaK
gnippilf ,sdrawkcab sllor wodahS dna ,wodahS ta spmuj< !AAAY : niaK
!tey detaefed ton... : wodahS
>nwod
sllaf
wodahS dna ,daeh eht fo edis eht ni wodahS skcik< revetahw haeY : niaK
...enola
enim eb lliw uoy gnitsaw fo erusaelp eht...enola krow I : wodahS
!taht draeh I >moor rekcol morf< : ekcoL
!ekcoL ,feiht taht ot
did I ekil
uoy tug tsuj ll'I ,dnuora gnipmuj siht nmaD >htaerb fo tuo< : niaK
>GE< rof dellacnu saw taht ,lleW : .A.P
>dworc
eht ot llewoDcM kcaJ a seoD< ...neht lleW ?huh ynnuf m'I hO : drawdE
>gnihgual< !draB eht drawdE....dauqs
2FF
eht rof ni woN >sreehc suorednuht< !tuo gnaY nekat sah rezteS : .A.P
>DENOOWS< HGRA : gnaY
>gnaY sdrabmob dna yb smooz pihsriA< !peY : rezteS
?enihcam tols A : gnaY
>pihsriA-pihsriA-pihsriA pu emoc stolS< siht swoh..yllaer toN : rezteS
?em pots nac taht kniht uoY >yaw eht fo tuo spmuj< !aH : gnaY
>sdrac prahs-rozar sworht< !nam liat ynop ,tser a ti eviG : rezteS
!hguone
erusaelp eb lliw uoy gnillik tub ,nibaS ecaf ot gnipoh saw I : gnaY
...taht
erofeb tuB !erus rof leud sserecros taerg a eb lliw sihT !WOW : .A.P
>asoR dna aidyR otni nur htoB<
!ssa emos kcik s'tel ,dneirfrig ti tog uoY : seleC
!gnihtyna reuqnoc nac cigam ruo ,rehtegot kcits ew yas I : arreT
>gnithgif nigeb dna ,ria eht ni hgih pmuj htoB<
!namkraD ,emitynA : niaK
??resol ,siht fo eceip a tnaW : wodahS
?etsaw ot enoemos dnif ot erehw mmH : niaK
>gnireehc< !rezteS
..3FF
rof ni woN .>gnioob duol< detanimile neeb sah nibaS..raed hO : .A.P
>G< eheheheheh : aidyR
>DEDNUOW< !haaaaaAAAAAA : nibaS
!natiT : ECIOV
...dnah-erofeb
egamad
emos od retteb..noos siht fo tuo m'I ,on hO >tuoba gnireggats< : nibaS
eb-annaw crem uoy thgif tsuj ENIF..hgU : akfeK
halb
halb halb tnirp enif s'tcartnoc ym tegrof ton s'tel ,akfeK kO : wodahS
!wodahS...yarf eht gniretne won ,raef reven tub ,>gnioob<
niaga
pu sgniht sneve hcihw ,dednuow neeb sah ekcoL nwo ruoY !on hO : .A.P
...srehto eht rof won dna...ahahaH : niaK
>DEDNUOW< !hoD : ekcoL
>hsif a ekil ekcoL sraeps< !AH : niaK
...nam nom'c ,truh llits sdan yM !yaw oN !kcA : ekcoL
!feiht ynup ,eid uoy woN : niaK
!retsaM etaraK ,gnaY ...2FF rof elttab eht gniretne woN
>dliw
seog dworc< egdE gnitanimile ,doolb tsrif sward 3FF dna ,ho hU : .A.P
>ecnad-kcas a seod< !!!2FF ,ecaf ruoy nI !sey !oohooW : nibaS
>NOOWS<...oooooN : egdE
>ti tuoba gnihtyna od nac eh erofeb ,nwod mih smals
dna egdE
sbarg< !XELPUS...a rof emit...ho hu >ph 001 ot nwod< foooo : nibaS
>nibaS
ta snwo eh gnihtyreve gniworht< siht dna..siht dna ,siht dna.. : egdE
...nibaS
dna egdE neewteb elttab gnidnereven taht no ni kcehc s'teL : .A.P
!hctiw gnitaehC !nam wA : seleC
>rewot eht fo
mottob
eht ot tropelet aidyR dna asoR< !TIXE >erehwon morf gniraeppa< : asoR
!tsaot
er'uoy ,pu ti eviG >retteb sleef< !laeH..>neerg snrut< hgU : seleC
>suriV stsac< !uoy wohs ll'I ?!?lrig elttiL : aidyR
>yaw eht fo tuo spmuj
aidyR
elihw ,drows htiw sehsals< ?lrig elttil ,em gniddik uoy erA : seleC
!gnidnuoW tsrif ruo evah dluoc ew ,roolf pot eht ta gnikooL : .A.P
!ay eeS >asoR sessik< thgir lla..ho : liceC
!gnihtemos
ro azzip teg ll'eW ?siht retfa kooc ot em tcepxe uoY : asoR
?rennid rof s'tahw ,yb eht yb ho..xnahT : liceC
.evom
nac uoy
won ,noh erehT >liceC sezeerfnu< !nam ym htiw ssem ot uoy hcaeT : asoR
!haaaA >mroftalp eht ffo detsalb si dna ,dnuora snrut< ?huH : arreT
!ETIHW : ecioV nwonknU
!ereht oS !aH : arreT
>sriats fo
sthgilf
wef a nwod kcolb eci eht skcik arreT dna ,sezeerf liceC< kee : liceC
!2 ECI...siht ekat ,norom wols uoY : arreT
?gniyarp ,gniod uoy era tahW : liceC
>gnilbmum< !ffo em ssip uoy hooo >denrecnoc sdnuos dworc< !WO : arreT
>dap redluohs reh no arreT
gnihctac
,hsalskcab a neht ,yrrap a setucexe< raed ym ,ton kniht I : liceC
!keew eht fo yad yna
ssa
s'drowS latsyrC ruoy kcik nac nopaewamtA yM >gniknalc sdrows< : arreT
!!ti ta gniog sniatpac owt eht stops 11 aremac
taht
drow deveicer ev'I...retal taht ot kcab emoc ll'ew ,llew...wwwe : .A.P
hguoc hguoc WOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO : ekcoL & niaK
>ekcoL ot emas eht seod toof s'niaK elihw ,sdan
eht ni
erauqs niaK steg dna toof sih tuo skcits ekcoL ,troffe hctid
tsal
a nI< ...gnihtemos od retteb )hguoc( d'I )hguoc hguoc( ho hU : ekcoL
>niap ni flesmih gnihctulc
llits
ekcoL ,tnecsed sih strats dna pu spmuj< ssim ton lliw I woN : niaK
>dnuora
sllor< !!!sdan ym WOWOWOWOWO >ekcoL )yekcoh ni sa( sraeps
neht
niaK< !resol etaruccanu uoy AHAHAHAHAHAH >duht< heheheheheh : ekcoL
>erehwon og taht syawrood esoht fo eno ni
sedih
ekcoL sa roolf stih tub ,nward raeps htiw ria eht hguorht sllaf niaK<
...revoc dnif retteb ,timmad hhhA >ria
eht ni hgih
spmuj niaK tub ,sreggad sworht< !!!TAHT EM LLAC TNOD HGGRA : ekcoL
!feiht ylwol ,uoy etacidare lliw I : niaK
...thgif rehtona ot s'aremac eht tfihs s'teL !TSAF
dna todtnA
emos dnif retteb d'eh...won elbuort emos ni si egdE...hooooO : .A.P
.yllaer...ko m'I >sriats fo
thgilf
a nwod sllaf eh dna mih spirt nibaS tub ,yawa reggats ot seirt<
...asoR..dnif...ot..toG
!em denoisop ev'uoY !!HGRA >ecils<...ggre : egdE
>swalc htiw egdE secnuop< ...rrrG : nibaS
>tnahc
eht esol mih gnikam hcamots eht ni nibaS skcik< !tnod uoy on hO : egdE
>ztilB gnitnahc< tser a ti evig ,hO : nibaS
>sdrows sward< ?uoy lliw ,riah ym ffo poC : egdE
>egdE
htiw ecaf ot ecaf semoc dna ,sretsinnab 5 tuoba nwod sedils nibaS<
>G<
eltsihw
gnorw..nmad >sraeppa obocohC giB a dna ,eltsihw swolb< !!OG : onorC
>sriats eht no noitisop otni teg smaet<
.fer ,rewoT s'citanaF >maet htiw srefnoc< : arreT
..seirtsudnI oragiF )c( !dleiFoloH ot sknaht ,ecalp sekat
elttab eht erehw esoohc yam uoY >gnireehc< !si ti sdaeh...dnA : onorC
>skniw
ragdE ,nioc eht tuoba gnihtemos srepsihw dna ragdE segdun nibaS<
!sdaeH : arreT
>nioc spilf< !ria eht ni ti llac
,niatpac
3FF ...llew hO .wols steg efil ,detreva si yadsmood nehW : onorC
!onorC..hctam eht rof eerefer laiciffo ruo..won dnA : .A.P
...ssot
nioc eht ot teg s'teL !thgif ot ydaer ,dleifelttab
eht
tih sdauqs owt eht sa msaisuhtne eht leef nac uoY : namdenruB psirC
!!!akfeK...evitcurtsed
dna demrofer ehT .maet tnerruc sih ot ssol 1 ,sniw 453,328,1
ta...hcaoc
daeh eht dna ,nonaB si hcaoc tnatsissa ,diC si reniart ehT : .A.P
>gninefaed dworc< !!!arreT...rotacidarE dlaremE
eht...naidrauG
deriahneerG eht...niatpac eht dna...>dworc morf feiler
fo
hgis< !retnuh erusaert hu..ihT ,ekcoL....thginK eticigaM ,seleC
...redliubydob
orp ,nibaS..>gnimaercs nemow< oragiF fo gniK ,ragdE
>cisum
reduol dna gnireehc dliw< !!!!SRaTS-LLa 3 YSaTNaF LaNiF ehT
).dE -
kniht I( srenniw drawa GPR rewoP odnetniN 5991 ruoy ...won dnA : .A.P
>wohs resal a htiw gniyalp cisum duol ,krad seog anera<
>gnireehc< !!!redlE eeeeeeeeeeht...sessol 6 ,sniw
039 fo
emitefil a ta ,hcaoc daeh eht dna...nataiveL dna arusA sehcaoc
tnatsissa
,sesruN nevrawD eht era sreniart ehT .>gnireehc< !!!nidalaP
eht
liceC...niatpac eht dna...noogarD eht niaK...draziW etihW eht
asoR...rellaC
eht aidyR...ajniN eht egdE >gnioob dna gnireehc fo xim<
!sratsllA
II ysatnaF laniF gnitisiv ruoy ,won dna...selgoom ,uoy knahT : .A.P
>dliw seog dworc<
...won pots ll'ew ,gnorw enil a
gnitteg
yb flesym ssarabme thgim I dna gnos eht wonk uoy ecniS >ETON SROTIDE<
"elims ruoy ees re-ve I lliw...won yawa raf os..oreh ym hO" : selgooM
>notab sesiar<...2 opuk...1 opuK : rotcudnoC
>palc palc palc< ...riohC elgooM ehsraN
eht yb
gnus eb ot ,mehtnA lanoitaN ysatnaF laniF eht ,won dnA...koko : .A.P
ooooooooB : dworC
>G< pots tnow hcamots ym
?sohcan
rieht tnaw ton enoyna ,elbmur fo gnikaeps >gnireehc deiznerf<
!!!ellllllllllllbmur
ot ydaer teg stel...nemletneg dna seidalllllllL : .A.P
>anera eht ta<
...letoH troseR dna onisaC rewoT s'akfeK
ot evil
og s'tel os ,ffo kcik ot tuoba era seinomerec gninepo
eht taht
dlot neeb tsuj ev'I dna ,sklof ti evah uoy ereht lleW : kcirtaD naP
...>gnihguoc suovren erom<
duarF eticigaM fo flesym dnefed ot evah I ,em esucxe ....mH : lahtseG
?erom pu gnikcits
dna
reyarg riah ruoy si yhw tub ,yenom eht htrow s'ti
eerga
I dna thgif doog a ot drawrof gnikool m'I hhu ,haeY : nosdlanoDcM mapS
?noitseuq txeN .>gnihguoc suovren<
bmuht
a skaerb enoemos fi neve ,ecalp ekat lliw elttab detiawa
gnol
sihT .yenom weiv-rep-yap eht htrow thgif a eetnaraug nac I : lahtseG
>ecnerefnoc sserp a ta<
...lahtseG
,per
tfoserauqS denrut ymenehcrA ,sretomorp smaet htob morf
tnemetats
a teg s'tel ,noitca evil eht ot uoy ekat ew erofeb woN : kcirtaD naP
.esol lliw "dednuoW" ro "denoowS" ton era
ohw sreyalp on htiw maet tsrif ehT .yarf eht retne
ot gnitiaw
sbus htiw ,dauqs hcae morf sretrats 5 tip lliw
hctam
ekil-llabteksab tsomla sihT .ytrap GPR tnanimod eht
s'ohw
ees ot detnaw evah spuorg owt eseht ,naP thgir s'tahT : namredlO feihT
.hctam egdurg tneloiv
,ydoolb
a eb lliw siht ,lebal emas eht no hguohT .puhctam
detiawa
gnol a ni ffo erauqs lliw sGPR tseb s'tfoSerauqS fo 2
fo
srats eht tub..sraey 3 tuoba neeb s'tI ...feihT ,sknahT : kcirtaD naP
?naP ,yrots revoc ruo tsrif tub...soiduts
llabtoof
eht ni si namdenruB psirC .namredlO feihT m'I
,kcirtaD
naP rentrap maet gat ym edisgnola ydobyreve olleH : namredlO feihT
>had had had....had had had cisum emeht<
!TXEN...letoH troseR dna onisaC rewoT
s'akfeK
ta layor elttab a ni srats-lla III ysatnaF laniF eht no
ekat II
ysatnaF laniF fo srats eht..swen thgif ni dnA ...!!!uoy
llet I NIW
.niw yeht thgir s'taht...emag a niw srednalsI YN eht
...semag
txen rieht rof luftbuod sa detsil era lla ,seot rieht
buts srats
strops diaprevo 05 tuoba ...>G< lartnecstropS no woN : kcirtaD naP
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".niaga sdik evah reven ll'tI tub ,oN" deilper iarumaS ehT
"!ti llik t'ndid uoy ,tuB" dias retroper ehT
.dehtacsnu yawa welf
ti dna ,ti ta dehsals iarumaS ehT .ni welf ylf a dna ,wodniw a denepo eH
".hctaW" ,deilper iarumaS ehT
"?tnemanruot
eht now uoy taht ti si yhW" ,iarumaS gninniw eht deksa dna tnew eh oS
"!iarumaS ecalp ts1 eht ees ot tiaw
tnac I ,doog SIHT si ecalp dn2 fi ,woW" dias dna ,niaga depsag detroper ehT
.seceip ruof
ni ti deppohc dna eciwt gnuws eh dna ,ni welf ylf a dna wodniw a denepo eH
".hctaW" ,deilper iarumaS ehT
"?dn2 hsinif uoy did yhW" deksa eH .iarumaS ecalp dn2 eht ot klat ot tnew eh oS
"!iarumaS ecalp dn2 eht ees ot
tiaw tnac I ,doog SIHT si ecalp dr3 fi ,woW" dias dna ,depsag detroper ehT
.flah ni ylf eht decils
dna edalb sih gnuws iarumaS ehT .ni welf ylf a dna ,wodniw a denepo eH
".hctaW" ,deilper iarumas ehT
"?dr3 hsinif uoy did yhW" ,iarumaS ecalp dr3 eht ot deklat eh ,tsriF
...ti no troper dna
boj sih od ot dediced retroper a dne eht ta dna ,tsetnoc iarumas a saw erehT
"retroper eht dna pihsnoipmahc iarumaS ehT" s'tI .erofeb ti draeh t'nevah uoy epoh I ,eirots elttil a rof emit ,woN
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yrotsih si ,tser eht dnA
?kniht uoy od tahW "agaS evaworciM ehT" ti
llac dluohs ew kniht I ?etov a ekat ew tuoba woH :<<BOB YTHGIM-LLA EHT>>
?"...mmmmH" tsuj ,ti eman ew llahs tahW .looc ytterp saw stsop fo seires sihT .pu deraelc lla s'taht dalg ma'I lleW :aKFeK
.ti dexif I .em saw tahT :ngaarD
.meht etorw ohw wonk t'nod I ????? era taht semaN -SP
......daer ot reisae ELTTIL a
tsuj sgniht ekam dluow I taht thguoht tsuJ :regniseriF
.sruoh 9 rof niarb ym otni sevaw evitcaoidar esnetni gnimaeb saw tI
.evaworcim nepo ,gninrub ,gninur a saw ti tuo dnuof I retaL .VT no erif
a gnihctaw peelsa llef I taht si erofeb driew gnitca saw I nosaer ehT
?'niog tizwoH .gongge ,puS :aKFeK
...em dnif ot erehw wonk uoy
,em tnaw uoy fI .nwo rieht no tuo ti yalp ot esohc yehT .aedi eht meht
evag ylno I .rewop nwo rieht no gnitca er'yeht dnA .dnuora lla er'yehT
.meht pots t'now em fo htaed ehT .em teg emoC .nam ereh m'I :gonggE
.gnireffus dna htaed ,esaesid ,fo ega wen a nopu gnirb lliw ,gonggE
fo htaed eht taht erus ekam ot ,htrae no raeh noissim ym si ti dna
,nitas fo tiforp ylohnu eht ma I taht ,em ot raelc won si tI
.seyl htaed rieht htiw em GNITNUAT dna gnihguaL
.dnuora lla era seciov ehT
!UOY FO LLA ,PU TUHS :aKFeK
)..dnim reven...mu ,elttil a er'uoy taht tcaf eht sediseB(
?yawyna ,mih tsniaga evah uoy od tahW
?lanoitanretnI
CHT fo daeh eht tsniaga ycaripsnoc a gninnalp uoy era ,yeH :ngaarD
!AH AH AH AH AWM "tnedicca"
...elttil a evah ot gniog si gonggE dneirf ruo gnileef a evah I
.heh heh heh ,doog 'mi teg ll'I ...ssey ...rehrehrehre ...gonggE :aKFeK
?yawyna ,yug siht htiw gnorw s'tahW
?gnihtemos ssim I diD
?od gonggE did tahW ?gninialpmoc uoy era yhW ?deneppah tahW ?tahW :ngaarD
!EID LLA UOY EPOH I !UOY FO LLA
...htaed elbirroh a eid uoy epoh I ,gonggE ,uoy yllaicepsce
!POTS ,UOY FO LLA
!taht ekil em ta gnikool pots-s-S
!t'nod I ,llew
...tib eno siht ekil t'nod I :aKFeK
)"...mmmmH" enil tcejbus eht rednu ysatnaf-lanif.semag.tla no detsop ylanigiro( !!!AGAS EVAWORCIM EHT ....rof gnitiaw neeb lla ev'uoy tnemom eht ,won dnA
moc.loa@sadonorc-- !gis eht evil gnoL
moc.ssapyb.dleifnialp@rssur- !!!SELIF GIS ENIL 002 HTIW PU !!!SELIF GIS ENIL 2 HTIW NWOD
kcilerD ekuL- !KCAB TI GNIRB !ssa hcum os dekcik gis dlo s'boB
:setouq fo noitces stirovaf ym rof won dnA
telkooB noitcurtsnI SU3FF eht fo 7 egaP-- edm uoy eciohc tsal eht selcnac nottub B eht ,sesac tsom nI
)yuG ot gnikaeps( naleS-- .aiG ,snamuh naht regnorts on er'yehT
b txet eht ni syas ti tahw dnuora )"( sgniht eseht stup tsuj ti os evah uoy ohw wonk t'nseod emag eht & ytrap ruoy ni s'ohw fo noitpo na evah uoy nehw gnihtyreve syas taht eciov suoiretsym ehT-- !tsol s'lla akfeK pots ew sselnU !og s'tel ,eno emoc...ARRET
.gis ym ni gnieb fo fo ronoh eht meht evag I yhw ees ll'uoy dna meht @ kool doog a ekaT ,setouq erom emos s'ereH
aKFeK- ...uoy erussa I ,daed eb lliw gonggE ...kcab sih hctaw ot doog on gongge od lliw tI
kcilerD ekuL-...doog s'livE
mixaM-?krow ti diD
naleS-!?tnereffid gnihtmos seirt I yas tsuj I t'ndiD
sixeL-.taht s'taht os efas eb lliw ti gniyas m'I & ,wonk uoy seineg a m'I
)nevig eman on(-ereh yuG a ereht sI
enorhT eht no naM ehT-gnihtyreve swonk mixaM smees tI
lepeZ-.gnik ruo si enorht eht no nam ehT
))!hcuO( nerdlihc evah ot ediced reven yeht epoh I( rakeD-- drows ym si evol yM
arudarreH leoN-- ...mub em ni kcuts regnif em evah I
yelrahC- nrob reven erew uoy fi eb dluow dlrow eht retteb hcum woh uoy wohs ot gniog m'I ,daehttuB
yuG- gniknis dellac s'ti ,aes eht rednu seog pihs a nehW
snogarD ehT fo gniK - sumonyruE- ...sloof tra uoht rof ,sdrow ym deeH
lA-!denmad eht fo egayov eht no er'eW ...nosreffeJ
aKFeK- ...eno era ...I dna evaworcim eht ...evaworcim eht ...ma I
ylleK- .egnar $ 572-052 eht ni wonk uoy ,tneserp ssamX doog a si eruc nwonk ylno eht & ,gninrom ssamX llitnU
lA- ?nikpmuP evah uoy od gnol woh lleW
ylleK- .airagluB evah I ,gnieid m'I ...mmu & rotcod eht morf llac a tog tsuj I
)-: !?!?!? ot mih demaner uoy fi UAG-- !UAG...!?!?!?
.evoba sa yug emaS- ti leef ,nhoJ ,ereH
ssalc ym ni yug emoS- ?tam a no ti od uoy dluoW ?tac a htiw ti od uoy dluoW
edylC ,rre ,lA- !taf kool uoy sekam taht *taf* eht s'tI !taf kool uoy sekam taht sserd eht ton s'ti
NIBAS-- !!pu tuhS
ehsraN ni pohs romra eht fo tnorf ni yug ehT-- ...netsil t'now eripmE *!%@# taht tuB .ereh raw on tnaw eW .ytic lartuen a si ehsraN
:gis ym fo noitrop gnietouq eht rof won &
sekoj 4 tsuj htiw detrats taht ,kniht ot dnA
!seirF hcnerF rof gnivarc a gnivah yb enimaF otatoP hsirI eht detrats ehs taht taf os s'amaM oY :721# ekoj amam oY
tihs a ekat ot tsuj steliot 5 sdeen ehs taf os s'amam oY :621# ekoj amam oY
"!!!denruter sah allizdoG" gnimaercs yawa nar enoyreve dna oykoT detisiv ehs taht ylgu dna gib os s'amam oY :521# ekoj amam oY
yrtnafni ymra ht211 eht
deef ot hguone si noinipo reh ni kcans thgil a taht taf os s'amam oY :421# ekoj amam oY
straf ehs nehw sgninraw goms eussi yeht taht yllems os s'amam oY :321# ekoj amam oY
reh od ot elpoep syap ehs yttuls os s'amam oY :221# ekoj amam oY
erusopxe tnecedni rof reh detserra yeht dna dehtolc-ylluf tuo tnew ehs ,ylgu os s'amam oY :121# ekoj amam oY
rellat toof a werg ehs nehw kcab emoc ot reh dlot yeht ,zO fo draziW ni nikhcnum a sa tuo deirt ehs nehw taht trohs os s'amam oY :021# ekoj amam oY
rebmun evitagen a si rebmun ytiruces laicos reh ,dlo os s'amam oY :911# ekoj amam oY
elbiB dehpargotua na reh evag suseJ dlo os s'amam oY :811# ekoj amam oY
deb eht fo sedis htob ffo sllor ehs taf os s'amam oY :711# ekoj amam oY
lekcin a dna semid owt tog dna retrauq a no tas ehs ,taf os s'ammom oY :611# ekoj amam oY
+OB si epyt doolb reh dab os sllems amam oY :511# ekoj amam oY
.eert a s'ehs skniht dna riah neerg tog s'ehs diputs os s'amam oY :411# ekoj amam oY
ti sdiarb ehs ,pil reppu reh no riah hcum os tog s'amam oY :311# ekoj amam oY
erutuf eht otni ees nac ehs kciht os era sessalg s'amam oY :211# ekoj amam oY
gnivaw elpoep ees nac ehs pam a no skool ehs nehw taht kciht os era sessalg s'amam oY :111# ekoj amam oY
llaw eht fo suolaej s'ehs talf os s'amam oY :011# ekoj amam oY
htuom eht ni suseJ dekcik dna pilf-kcab a did ehs llat os s'amam oY :901# ekoj amam oY
noom eht no daeh reh tih dna kcor a revo deppirt ehs llat os s'amam oY :801# ekoj amam oY
dehsaw-niarb tog dna rewohs a koot ehs taht dlab os s'amam oY :701# ekoj amam oY
dnim reh no stahw ees nac uoy dlab os s'amam oY :601# ekoj amam oY
pleh t'ndluow giw a neve dlab os s'amam oY :501# ekoj amam oY
deraepassid dna syawedis denrut ehs ynniks os s'amam oY :401# ekoj amam oY
sboj owt sah yddad oy erehw si ylimaf emocni-owt a skniht ehs yzal os s'amam oY :301# ekoj amam oY
reh morf liO syub ocaxeT ysaerg os s'amam oY :201# ekoj amam oY
egnahc tcerroc eht dah em dniheb enil ni yug eht tub ,yddad ruoy neeb ev'dluoc I taht yttuls os s'amam oY :101# ekoj amam oY
tleb ecin reh no detnemmoc enoyreve ,triks inim wen a tog ehs nehw yttuls os s'amam oY :001# ekoj amam oY
nadroJ riaH reh sllac ydobyreve won os evaew reh no gat ekiN a sraew ehs yriah os s'amam oY :99# ekoj amam oY
htrib ta nrubgur fo deid tsomla uoy yriah os s'amam oY :89# ekoj amam oY
noitcefni rae na em evag ehs dna xes enohp rof reh dellac I ytsan os s'amam oY :79# ekoj amam oY
nwod wols kcits deeps edam ehs ytsan os s'amam oY :69# ekoj amam oY
hserf sbarc eht peek ot sreward reh nwod eci tup attog ehS ytsan os s'amam oY :59# ekoj amam oY
trihs reh pu denepo ehs dna riah reh tuc ot tsilyts eht dlot ehs ,nolas riah a ot seog ehs nehw ytsan os s'amam oY :49# ekoj amam oY
deb eht rednu spilfkcab seod ehs trohs os s'amam oY :39# ekoj amam oY
bruc eht no llabdnah yalp nac ehs trohs os s'amam oY :29# ekoj amam oY
ecnesil srevird reh no teef reh ees nac uoy trohs os s'amam oY :19# ekoj amam oY
gninoitidnoc ria ti sllac dna kcits elcispop a dnuora sevaw ehs roop os s'amam oY :09# ekoj amam oY
pmatsdoof a fo tnorf eht no si ecaf reh roop os s'amam oY :98# ekoj amam oY
yawayal no ekahsklim a tup dna s'dlanoDcM ot tnew ehs roop os s'amam oY :88# ekoj amam oY
"!GNID",syas ehs llebrood eht gnir I nehw roop os s'amam oY :78# ekoj amam oY
sregnif s'elpoep rehto kcil ot sah ehs ,CFK ot seog ehs nehw roop os s'amam oY :68# ekoj amam oY
noitnetta yap ot droffa t'nac ehs roop os s'amam oY :58# ekoj amam oY
"gnihtyna ot tnuoma reven lliw yraM l'iL" ,dias dna 01 saw ehs nehw yraM nigriV eht wenk ehs diputs dna dlo os s'amam oY :48# ekoj amam oY
slaremun namoR ni si etacifitrec htrib reh dlo os s'amam oY :38# ekoj amam oY
reppuS tsaL eht ta ssertiaw a saw ehs dlo os s'amam oY :28# ekoj amam oY
ecnirp a llits saw eh elihw gniK regruB wenk ehs dlo os s'amam oY :18# ekoj amam oY
deripxe etacifitrec htrib reh dlo os s'amam oY :08# ekoj amam oY
koobraey reh ni sesoM fo erutcip a sah ehs dlo os s'amam oY :97# ekoj amam oY
koobraey reh ni si suseJ dlo os s'amam oY :87# ekoj amam oY
skcub 3 suseJ sewo ehs dlo os s'amam oY :77# ekoj amam oY
ssalc yrotsih on saw ereht loohcs ni saw ehs nehw taht dlo os s'amam oY :67# ekoj amam oY
2 si rebmun ytiruces laicos reh dlo os s'amam oY :57# ekoj amam oY
rebmun enohp 'suseJ sah ehs dlo os s'amam oY :47# ekoj amam oY
deid ehs dna ,ega reh tca ot reh dlot I dlo os s'amam oY :37# ekoj amam oY
eybdoog reh ssik ot evah t'nseod eh taht os mih htiw krow ot reh sekat rehtaf ruoy taht ylgu os s'amam oY :27# ekoj amam oY
yawa sehcaor eht seracs ehs ylgu os s'amam oY :17# ekoj amam oY
neewollaH rof reh sa og elpoep ylgu os s'amam oY :07# ekoj amam oY
enots ot asudeM denrut ehs ylgu os s'amam oY :96# ekoj amam oY
reh ot klat t'now seipsirK eciR neve ylgu os s'amam oY :86# ekoj amam oY
yrc noino na edam ehs ylgu os s'amam oY :76# ekoj amam oY
stnioj pirts ni no sehtolc reh tup ot reh yap yeht ylgu os s'amam oY :66# ekoj amam oY
yadhtrib reh ot neewollaH devom tnemnrevog eht ylgu os s'amam oY :56# ekoj amam oY
"?ydaerla neewollaH ti si ,nmaD" yas elpoep ,rebmetpeS ni teerts eht nwod sklaw ehs nehw ylgu os s'amam oY :46# ekoj amam oY
reh htiw yalp ot god eht teg ot kcen reh dnuora kaets a eit ot dah mom reh ylgu os s'amam oY :36# ekoj amam oY
reh deef tsaerb ot knurd eb ot dah mom reh ylgu os s'amam oY :26# ekoj amam oY
saremac ecnellievrus eht ffo nrut yeht ,knab a otni sklaw ehs nehw ylgu os s'amam oY :16# ekoj amam oY
kcen reh dnuora ti tup yeht ,elkna reh dnuora droc eegnub eht gnittup fo daetsni ylgu os s'amam oY :06# ekoj amam oY
.sraW ratS rof tuo deirt ehs nehw emutsoc a reh evig t'ndid yeht ylgu os s'amam oY :95# ekoj amam oY
rewohs reh ni "tsiM eht ni salliroG" demlif yeht ylgu os s'amam oY :85# ekoj amam oY
".ti yrub og s'tel ,seY" dias rehtaf reh dna "!erusaert a tahW" dias rehtom reh ,nrob saw ehs retfa tsuj ylgu os s'amam oY :75# ekoj amam oY
gninoom rof detserra tog dna wodniw eht tuo skool ehs ylgu os s'amam oY :65# ekoj amam oY
".slanoisseforp on ,yrroS" dias yeht ,tsetnoc ylgu na deretne ehs nehw ylgu os s'amam oY :55# ekoj amam oY
".scinohP no dekooH" tup ehs ,noitacilppa boj reh no "noitacudE" rednu taht diputs os s'amam oY :45# ekoj amam oY
pu tnew dna wodniw eht tuo depmuj ehs diputs os s'amam oY :35# ekoj amam oY
hcuoc eht sehctaw dna ,VT eht no stis ehs diputs os s'amam oY :25# ekoj amam oY
".oot yadsendeW semitemos dna F ,M" ,dekram ehs ,"xeS" ,noitacilppa na no deksa nehw diputs os s'amam oY :15# ekoj amam oY
niarT luoS no teg ot nekot a dedeen ehs thguoht ehs diputs os s'amam oY :05# ekoj amam oY
srenniw ezirP leboN ekil kool daeH-ttuB dna sivaeB sekam ehs diputs os s'amam oY :94# ekoj amam oY
kcab nwo reh ekorb dna kcarc a no deppets ehs diputs os s'amam oY :84# ekoj amam oY
kcehc lleps a rof elyauQ naD dellac ehs diputs os s'amam oY :74# ekoj amam oY
lwobrepus eht ot noops a koot ehs diputs os s'amam oY :64# ekoj amam oY
daerb eerf elots ehs diputs os s'amam oY :54# ekoj amam oY
tuo toohs a ni debbats tog ehs diputs os s'amam oY :44# ekoj amam oY
tpels ehs gnol woh ees ot deb ot relur a koot ehs diputs os s'amam oY :34# ekoj amam oY
"?119 rof rebmun eht si tahW" uoy deksa ehs diputs os s'amam oY :24# ekoj amam oY
thgilhsalf derewop-ralos a thguob ehs diputs os s'amam oY :14# ekoj amam oY
yenom sag rof rac reh dlos ehs diputs os s'amam oY :04# ekoj amam oY
meht no s'W htiw seno eht lla tuo koot ehs esuaceb reh derif yeht tub ,yrotcaf M&M na ni lortnoc ytilauq krow ot desu ehs diputs os s'amam oY :93# ekoj amam oY
!redro lacitebahpla ni s'M&M tup ot deirt ehs taht diputs os s'amam oY :83# ekoj amam oY
!htaed ot devrats dna erots yrecorg a ni dekcol tog ehs diputs os s'amam oY :73# ekoj amam oY
!QI reh rof gid ot evah uoy diputs os s'amam oY :63# ekoj amam oY
dnim reh pu-ekam ot daeh reh no kcitspil stup ehs taht diputs os s'amam oY :53# ekoj amam oY
noops a htiw tuo nar ehs ,edistuo yllihc saw ti dias dad ruoy nehw diputs os s'amam oY :43# ekoj amam oY
sdneirf 61 tog dna emoh tnew ehs ,ngis )dettimda ton 71 rednu( 71-CN eht was ehs nehw diputs os s'amam oY :33# ekoj amam oY
setunim 06 hctaw ot sruoh 2 reh koot ti diputs os s'amam oY :23# ekoj amam oY
.espilce na desuac rhs ,noom eht ssorca ekib eht edor ehs nehw tub ,.T.E ni neeb evah dluow ehs taht taf os s'amam oY :13# ekoj amam oY
serutcip etilletas era reh fo evah uoy serutcip ylno eht taf os s'amam oY :03# ekoj amam oY
!kcab reh no dnal ot yrt sretpocileh ,stekcaj X esoht fo eno sraew ehs nehw taf os s'amam oY :92# ekoj amam oY
hguorht reh teg ot tsuj edis rehto eht no eikniwt a dloh dna emarf rood eht esaerg ot evah uoy taf os s'amam oY :82# ekoj amam oY
.spiks dnab elohw eht trecnoc a ta secnad ehs nehw taf os s'amam oY :72# ekoj amam oY
.sag fo tuo nar I reh dnuora evird ot deirt I nehw taht taf os s'amam oY :62# ekoj amam oY
!rac dekrap a yb tih tog ehs diputs os s'amam oY :52# ekoj amam oY
!spirt owt ekam ot sah ehs ,ssa sluah ehs nehw taht taf os s'amam oY :42# ekoj amam oY
!ni kcab reh dellor ecaepneerG dna hcaeb eht no tas ehs taf os s'amam oY :32# ekoj amam oY
!ylimaf eht fo sedis htob no s'ehs taf os s'amam oY :22# ekoj amam oY
!rallod a edam ti dna sretrauq 4 revo dellor ehs taf os s'amam oY :12# ekoj amam oY
!edis doog reh no teg ot tsuj sesub owt dna niart a ekat ot dah I taf os s'amam oY :02# ekoj amam oY
!edoc aera nwo reh tog s'ehs taf os s'amam oY :91# ekoj amam oY
".kcotsevil od t'nod ew" syas ti elacs eht no steg ehs nehw taf os s'amam oY :81# ekoj amam oY
".esaelp ,emit a ta eno" s'daer ti ,elacs a no spets ehs nehw taf os s'amam oY :71# ekoj amam oY
.ht21 no dednal ehs ,evA ht4 no revo deppirt ehs nehw taf os s'amam oY :61# ekoj amam oY
.dezitpab teg ot dlroW aeS ot og ot dah ehs taf os s'amam oY :51# ekoj amam oY
!"ylliW eerF" gnilley dnuora nur elpoep dna hcaeb eht no yal ehs taf os s'amam oY :41# ekoj amam oY
.dlroW weN eht rof reh demialc niapS dna naeco eht ni gnitaolf saw ehs taf os s'amam oY :31# ekoj amam oY
enoyreve ot txen tas dna seivom eht ot tnew ehs taf os s'amam oY :21# ekoj amam oY
esicrexe rof reh dnuora goj elpoep taf os s'amam oY :11# ekoj amam oY
.skcihT taehW stae ehs taf os s'amam oY :01# ekoj amam oY
pu gnikcab s'ehs kniht elpoep ,ffo seog repeeb reh nehw taf os s'amam oY :9# ekoj amam oY
".gnivoM" ,dias ehs dna gniod saw ehs tahw reh deksa I .teerts eht nwod nac a gnikcik amam oy was I :8# ekoj amam oY
.ti no "etartnecnoC" drow eht dah ti esuaceb setunim 51 rof eciuj egnaro fo notrac a ta derats ehs ,diputs os s'amam oY :7# ekoj amam oY
.pot no llits saw I dna eciwt revo dellor I ,xes 'nivah hguorht tog ew nehw ,taf os s'amam oY :6# ekoj amam oY
.nrut a steg enoyreve ,bonkrood a ekil s'amam oY :5# ekoj amam oY
.*reh* fo serutcip sekat tooF giB ,yriah os s'amam oY :4# ekoj amam oY
.ssa taf gib eh evom ot reh dlot & nwod emac legna na "thgil eb ereht tel" dias doG nehw ,taf os s'amam oY :3# ekoj amam oY
.ti ni eloh a dah ti esuaceb kcab ti thguorb & tunod a thguob ehs ,diputs os s'amam oY :2# ekoj amam oY
.tuo deppop selttiks & wobniar a no yas ehs ,taf os s'amam oY :1# ekoj amam oY
:ekoj "amam oY" a sa ynnuf sa etiuq gnihton s'erehT
|_____________|____________|___________|____________|
| dlrow| moor gnivil| sehsid| hsart eht|
| eht reuqnoC| eht muucaV| eht oD| tuo ekaT|
|___________________________________________________|
| yadot od ot sgnihT |
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\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ /
\+/ \+/ \+/ \+/ \+/ \+/ \+/ \+/ \B/ \O/ \B/ \+/ \+/ \+/ \+/ \+/ \+/ \+/ \+/
O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O
.seibboB elttil eht lla &
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/ )____\
> (
\ @ /
\ /
\/\/\/
...boB ythgim-lla eht yb u 2 thguorb saw egassem sihT
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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(This is the ground, which Bob's sig is just a few inches away from!!)
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P.J. Reed
FuSoYa wrote:
>
> Disclaimer: I have absolutely nothing against Bob's sig. My
> appologies to Bob about this post and what I'm about to
> do to his sig, but I just couldn't resist! ;)
Hahahah! This is absolutely hilarious! Write more!
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http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Heights/4195/
Hey! Because I'm a nice guy (well, sometimes. Ok, so I enjoy watching
people suffer. But that's beside the point. j/k) I'll tell you how I
got my nick. Well, I was playing Wing Commander: Privateer (great game)
one day with my friend (who shall remain nameless, so that you can't
change your name to his and claim that I used your name without
consent), and he was watching me fly. 600 kps through an asteroid is
nothin'. I can go 1000 without a scratch. So, he called me "Speed",
and it's stuck ever since.
~2nd Lieutenant Phillip Reed
~TCN Speed
~White Falcons squadron
MUDs I play on:
Dreamshadow: Legacy of the Three (telmaron.com, 3333) as Slade
Realms of Despair (realms.game.org, 4000) as Kant
My personal motto in Wing Commander Privateer is:
When in doubt, kill.
/
\ X-HUNTERS
o%#%#%|=============-
/ Speed
\ sp...@hpnts.net
General
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/ \ / \ / ___\ | ___| / ____|
/ _______/ / 0 \ / / __ ||_ \___ \
/ / / ___ \ \ \|_ \ | _|_ / /
\ \_____ /_/ \_\ \____/ |____| \____/
\ \ OF THE
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\ \ / \ / ___\ / \ | |
_______/ / / 0 \ / / __ / 0 \ |_|
/ / / ___ \ \ \|_ \ / ___ \ _
\_________/ /_/ \_\ \____/ /_/ \_\ |_|
Quakeworld user ID: 5060 (on master server 204.50.178.66:27000),
although I never play Quake World anyways. If you wanna set up a match
with Clan Red Dragon, e-mail jo...@jord.sbc.edu . I'm known as Atma
there.
StH JJ1 Son++i Snv++^ Sal+++! Tal+++t Ant-- Spd+++i Knu+++ Lup+++
tWP++(+++) Gef- $+++ E27 Ee09 Eee24 E-23 Ee-19 A14 GM CoTX
(if you don't understand this, I'm NOT telling. Well, ok, I *might*, if
you're a Sonic the Hedgehog fan.....)
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF AOL
I am STEVE CASE, your LORD, THY AOL GOD, which have BROUGHT THEE
OUT OF
THE LAND OF INTERNET RELAY CHAT, OUT OF THE BONDAGE OF
COMPUSERVE...
#1 THOU SHALT SIGN UNTO NO ALTERNATE SERVERS BEFORE ME, FOR I
HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TO MESS UP ALL THY CREDIT CARD ACCOUNTS
AND SHALT DO SO.
#2 THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF STEVE CASE, YOUR LORD, THY
AOL GOD, IN VAIN IN ANY CHAT ROOM - I SHALT BOOT THINE BUTT
OFF LINE INSTANTLY, AND REPEATEDLY FOR ALL THE DAY & NIGHT.
#3 THOU SHALT PICK A PRICE PLAN, I SHALT NOT HONOR IT, I SHALT
CONTINUE TO BILL THY ACCOUNT AT $2.95 per hour JUST TO REALLY
PISS THOU OFF.
#4 REMEMBER THY PASSWORD, FOR THOU SHALT SIT ON HOLD FOR ALL
ETERNITY, SHOULD THOU NEED TO PHONE AOL.
#5 HONOR THY T O S, AND THY GUIDE PAGER, THAT THY DAYS ONLINE
BE LONG. (YES, THE BOOT THINE BUTT THING AGAIN )
#6 THOU SHALT NOT SIGN ON WITHOUT MULTIPLE ATTEMPTS ( I AM
THINKING AN HOUR OR SO, SHOULD WORKETH FOR THEE ).
#7 THOU SHALT NOT ANSWER THY IM's AT THINE WILL - M Y W I L L
B E D O N E , APPLYETH HERE.
#8 THOU SHALT NOT HAVE ACCESS TO THINE BUDDY LIST - THE LORD
GIVETH, AND THE LORD TAKETH AWAY.
#8 THOU SHALT NOT GO SURFING, THOU SHALT C R A W L E T H
EVER SO SLOWLY, UNTIL I BOOT THINE BUTT OFF LINE.
#9 THOU SHALT NOT BEAR WITNESS AGAINST STEVE, THY GOD, WITH
NASTY LITTLE PETITIONS. I OWETH THEE NADA, I PROMISED THEE
NADA.
#10 THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBORS I S P: THOU SHALT NOT
COVET THE SPEED AT WHICH THY NEIGHBOR SIGNS ON, PICKS UP
E-MAIL, SURFS THE NET, CRUISES CHAT ROOMS, ANSWERS IM's,
NOR ANYTHING THY NEIGHBOR CAN DO ON HIS I S P. HEY - WHAT
THE HELL DID YOU PEOPLE EXPECT FOR $19.95 A MONTH ? YOU LET
OLE STEVE KNOW WHEN $2.95 PER HOUR DOESN'T LOOK SO BAD
ANYMORE, K?
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
(Yeah, yeah, I know there are 2 8's, but otherwise that would have made
the 11 commandments, which just doesn't sound right.)
FuSoYa
Murg wrote:
>
>How long did you work on this!? Geez, a week!??!?!?!??!
>
A whole week?? You don't actually think I went and typed out Bob's
entire sig backwards, do you?
All I had to do was create a small program to reverse the order of all
lines within a text file, and then reverse the order of letters within each
line. For example, if Sabin happened to come across your sig on the NG, all he
has to say now is "REVERSE SIG SUPLEX!" and thus...
(this is interesting. All the happy faces in your sig are now sad faces!)
**********************************************************************
): ...das woh ,daS
....krow s'efil sih
dehsilpmocca reven dah eH .htaed elbirroh a deid dna ti dehsilpmocca reven
eH .ffo giS eht nrut ot gniyrt llits sraey gninilced sih tneps gruM
:dnoyeB morF ecioV suoiretsyM
TXET DNE
??????????????ffo ti nrut I od lleh eht woH
.gnorw saw I smees ti ,mmH
!ti tog I kniht I ,hA
): ...giS diputS
!!!!!FFO
!ey htiw ffO
...skcus siD
!!!UOY NMAD ,FFO
!!FFO
!FFO
?!ffo )enaforp ecno saw(,egduf eht tuhs uoy lliw ,doG erutangiS taerg ho ,woN
.): seno tselooc eht ni tup ylno I os ,meht 'a noillim a tuoba s'erehT
htuom-duoL - 0:
ythguan dna naeM - (;
daS - (:
evitcudeS - );
yppaH - ):
:secaf looC
)? !erutangis diputS
!!!!!FFO TUHS
!GIS
....sevren ym no gnitteg er'uoY ..,giS
!!!!!uoy tsalb ,ffo nruT
!!!no NMAD llits si giS
.niaga yrt ll'I
.og t'ndluow ti tub ,ffo ti nrut at deirt I ,nmaD
.no llits si giS
??kniht uoy od tahW
.htrow s'thguoht fo tib a etiuQ
...mmH
?gnihton rof pu-dekrow gnitteg I ma ,zeeG
??????!????GNINEPPAH s'tahW
?dnim fo htgnerts yM
?rewop-lliw ym tsol I evaH
?ereh ti si yhw oS
!!!GIS siht etah I
)siht tuoba gniklat m'I ,haeY( ?ti t'nseod ,emit gib skcus erutangis sihT
!!!!!!!GIS YM DAER OT
,eeht nmednoc I ,ecnetirehni dna ecaep taerg htiw ,os dnA ,....
.duorp m'I dnA .giS ym si sihT
.taht rof ti evol I dna neeb sah
syawla ti cissalc dlo eht llits si tub ,tib a detide neeb s'tI .od ot ecnahc
eht teg elpoep tsom gnihtemos ,giS ym dnuofer I .oga gnol taht lla ,seY
.giS lanigiro ym saw sihT
.eton s'rohtuA ecin a rof ,woN
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"I must now return to my sleep..." FuSoYa, Final Fantasy II
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FuSoYa
P.J. Reed wrote:
>
> FuSoYa wrote:
> >
> > Disclaimer: I have absolutely nothing against Bob's sig. My
> > appologies to Bob about this post and what I'm about to
> > do to his sig, but I just couldn't resist! ;)
>
> --
>
Well, I really should be working on my essay research and
studying......but......oh, all right. You talked me into it! I can
always do the research tomorrow.
Stand by for Sabin's next victim......
*********************************************************
"I must now return to writing the next Sabin post..."
FuSoYa (me)
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Bobbenhood
Murg wrote:
<soon to be outdated reverse of my sig sniped>
> >
> >--------------741F5336449B--
> >
> >
> How long did you work on this!? Geez, a week!??!?!?!??!
Well, I'm sorry to say this, but you're gonna have to do it again
reeeeal soon
--
If you want to see my great and wonderfull sig go to
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/home_cool. Last edited on
4/5/97.
THe Pie MuST Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FuSoYa
Bobbenhood wrote:
>
> Murg wrote:
> <soon to be outdated reverse of my sig sniped>
> > >
> > >--------------741F5336449B--
> > >
> > >
> > How long did you work on this!? Geez, a week!??!?!?!??!
>
> Well, I'm sorry to say this, but you're gonna have to do it again
> reeeeal soon
> --
You mean I get to do another Reverse Sig Suplex on a totally different
Bob sig? This should be fun!!
I'll be ready for it when it gets here!
Murg
How long did you work on this!? Geez, a week!??!?!?!??!
Now, for a nice Author's note.
This was my original Sig.
Yes, all that long ago. I refound my Sig, something most people get the
chance to do. It's been edited a bit, but is still the old classic it always
has been and I love it for that.
This is my Sig. And I'm proud.
...., And so, with great peace and inheritence, I condemn thee,
TO READ MY SIG!!!!!!!
This signature sucks big time, doesn't it? (Yeah, I'm talking about this)
I hate this SIG!!!
So why is it here?
Have I lost my will-power?
My strength of mind?
What's HAPPENING????!??????
Geez, am I getting worked-up for nothing?
Hmm...
Quite a bit of thought's worth.
What do you think??
Sig is still on.
Damn, I tried ta turn it off, but it wouldn't go.
I'll try again.
Sig is still DAMN on!!!
Turn off, blast you!!!!!
Sig,.. You're getting on my nerves....
SIG!
SHUT OFF!!!!!
Stupid signature! ?)
Cool faces:
:) - Happy
;) - Seductive
:( - Sad
;( - Mean and naughty
:0 - Loud-mouth
There's about a million a' them, so I only put in the coolest ones :).
Now, oh great Signature God, will you shut the fudge,(was once profane) off!?
OFF!
OFF!!
OFF, DAMN YOU!!!
Dis sucks...
Off with ye!
OFF!!!!!
Stupid Sig... :)
Ah, I think I got it!
Hmm, it seems I was wrong.
How the hell do I turn it off??????????????
END TEXT
Mysterious Voice From Beyond:
Murg spent his declining years still trying to turn the Sig off. He
never accomplished it and died a horrible death. He had never accomplished
his life's work....
Sad, how sad... :)
Ryan Ryttie
One of the infinite number of monkeys typing in a locked room,
the monkey known as <334ABB...@geocities.com>
aka FuSoYa pressed these keys in sequence:
! Murg wrote:
! >
! >How long did you work on this!? Geez, a week!??!?!?!??!
!
! A whole week?? You don't actually think I went and typed out Bob's
! entire sig backwards, do you?
! All I had to do was create a small program to reverse the order of all
! lines within a text file, and then reverse the order of letters within each
! line. For example, if Sabin happened to come across your sig on the NG, all he
! has to say now is "REVERSE SIG SUPLEX!" and thus...
Which OS is it compiled for? what language is the source in? Where can I get
a copy?
! (this is interesting. All the happy faces in your sig are now sad faces!)
Actually upside down sad faces. :-( )-: :-) (-:
I usually avoid them because I saw them in a M$ Ad.
<snip>
Ryan Ryttie -- E-Mail-It's hidden in the headers.
WWW-Really, if my site had been updated lately I'd be using that .sig
'Just because you're paranoid dosen't mean they're not after you'
FuSoYa
Ryan Ryttie wrote:
>
> One of the infinite number of monkeys typing in a locked room,
> the monkey known as <334ABB...@geocities.com>
> aka FuSoYa pressed these keys in sequence:
>
> ! Murg wrote:
> ! >
> ! >How long did you work on this!? Geez, a week!??!?!?!??!
> !
> ! A whole week?? You don't actually think I went and typed out
> ! All I had to do was create a small program to reverse the
> ! of letters within each line. For example, if Sabin happened to
> ! come across your sig on the NG, all he
> ! has to say now is "REVERSE SIG SUPLEX!" and thus...
>
> Which OS is it compiled for? what language is the source in? Where > can I get a copy?
>
It was compiled for Windows NT under a 32 bit system. The
source code was in Turbo Pascal (would have prefered C, but I was in a
hurry and Pascal was the only thing available on that workstation).
I could have mailed you a copy of the source code or the
compiled file a few days ago, but just yesterday the computer lab I
made it in was shut down for summer maintenance. Since the only copy I
made was on the network drive that I saved it on, that means I'll have
to do it over again.
It's a relatively easy program to make, but creating those 2
Sabin posts has used up all the time that I can afford. Maybe after
exams are done I'll make it again and put it on my webpage.
> ! (this is interesting. All the happy faces in your sig are now sad
> ! faces!)
>
> Actually upside down sad faces. :-( )-: :-) (-:
>
> I usually avoid them because I saw them in a M$ Ad.
>
Nope, remember that it only reverses the order of the
characters, not the actual characters themselves. So :-) becomes )-:
and :) becomes ):
*******************************************************************
"I must now return to translating a text file to postscript on this
painfully slow Unix workstation..."
FuSoYa (whose head may soon implode due to final exam stress)
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Ryan Ryttie
One of the infinite number of monkeys typing in a locked room,
! Ryan Ryttie wrote:
! >
! > One of the infinite number of monkeys typing in a locked room,
! > the monkey known as <334ABB...@geocities.com>
! > aka FuSoYa pressed these keys in sequence:
! >
<snip>
! > ! (this is interesting. All the happy faces in your sig are now sad
! > ! faces!)
! >
! > Actually upside down sad faces. :-( )-: :-) (-:
! >
! > I usually avoid them because I saw them in a M$ Ad.
!
! Nope, remember that it only reverses the order of the
! characters, not the actual characters themselves. So :-) becomes )-:
! and :) becomes ):
I was demonstrating the 'normal' usage of 'upside down' Emoticons.
Apparently they are for people who can only tilt their head one
way :> <:
<::><::><::><::><::><::><::><::><::><::><::><::><::><::><::><::>
^
^
32 siamese twins, looking up, smiling.
FuSoYa
FuSoYa wrote:
>
> You mean I get to do another Reverse Sig Suplex on a totally
> different Bob sig? This should be fun!!
> I'll be ready for it when it gets here!
>
I take that back, I'm not ready for it now. I just lost my Reverse Sig
Suplex program, and I won't have time to make it again till exams are
over.
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"I must now return to translating a text file to postscript on this
painfully slow Unix workstation..."
FuSoYa (whose head may implode soon due to exam stress)
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