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Chris Piekarski

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webrunner wrote:
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> If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you be.
> Id be sir webrunner the totally insane

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If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you be.
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webrunner wrote:
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> If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you be.
> Id be sir webrunner the totally insane

what, "the dork" isn't insulting enouh? ya want i should insult me self
some more? ;)

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Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons

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On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 05:13:00 GMT,
run...@non-meat-canned-stuff-not-welcome.yellowhead.com (webrunner)
interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by
saying:

>If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you be.
>Id be sir webrunner the totally insane

I would be Sir Jason the Hyper.


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Sebastian Darkkstar

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Interrupting another one of my nefarious plans to take over the world,
run...@non-meat-canned-stuff-not-welcome.yellowhead.com (webrunner) rambled on
about I hereby Knight Thee:

>If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you be.
>Id be sir webrunner the totally insane

Sir Darkkstar the Hater of Atma.


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Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons

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On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 06:46:22 GMT,
dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Sebastian Darkkstar)

interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by
saying:

>Interrupting another one of my nefarious plans to take over the world,


>run...@non-meat-canned-stuff-not-welcome.yellowhead.com (webrunner) rambled on
>about I hereby Knight Thee:
>
>>If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you be.
>>Id be sir webrunner the totally insane
>
>Sir Darkkstar the Hater of Atma.

I wish you two would just drop this whole thing. At least 60% of all
the messages I've seen today are from you and Atma. And, while I've
read very few of them, my guess (which may not be correct) is that all
of them contain only insults and flames directed back and forth
between you two. I'm not going to take any side in this, but I just
thought I'd point out how ridiculous this seems.

Sebastian Darkkstar

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Interrupting another one of my nefarious plans to take over the world,
ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons) rambled on about Re: I
hereby Knight Thee:

>On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 06:46:22 GMT,
>dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Sebastian Darkkstar)
>interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by
>saying:
>
>>Interrupting another one of my nefarious plans to take over the world,
>>run...@non-meat-canned-stuff-not-welcome.yellowhead.com (webrunner) rambled on
>>about I hereby Knight Thee:
>>
>>>If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you be.
>>>Id be sir webrunner the totally insane
>>
>>Sir Darkkstar the Hater of Atma.
>
>I wish you two would just drop this whole thing. At least 60% of all
>the messages I've seen today are from you and Atma. And, while I've
>read very few of them, my guess (which may not be correct) is that all
>of them contain only insults and flames directed back and forth
>between you two. I'm not going to take any side in this, but I just
>thought I'd point out how ridiculous this seems.

That's enough. Get me a mocha, java man.

Sebastian Darkkstar

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Interrupting another one of my nefarious plans to take over the world,
dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Sebastian Darkkstar) rambled on about

Re: I hereby Knight Thee:

>Interrupting another one of my nefarious plans to take over the world,
>ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons) rambled on about Re: I
>hereby Knight Thee:
>
>>On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 06:46:22 GMT,
>>dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Sebastian Darkkstar)
>>interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by
>>saying:
>>
>>>Interrupting another one of my nefarious plans to take over the world,
>>>run...@non-meat-canned-stuff-not-welcome.yellowhead.com (webrunner) rambled on
>>>about I hereby Knight Thee:
>>>
>>>>If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you be.
>>>>Id be sir webrunner the totally insane
>>>
>>>Sir Darkkstar the Hater of Atma.
>>
>>I wish you two would just drop this whole thing. At least 60% of all
>>the messages I've seen today are from you and Atma. And, while I've
>>read very few of them, my guess (which may not be correct) is that all
>>of them contain only insults and flames directed back and forth
>>between you two. I'm not going to take any side in this, but I just
>>thought I'd point out how ridiculous this seems.
>
>That's enough. Get me a mocha, java man.

Screw it. I'm just going to drop it. No sense in continuing it. Now, my mocha
please?

Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons

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On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 06:54:45 GMT,

dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Sebastian Darkkstar)
interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by
saying:

>Interrupting another one of my nefarious plans to take over the world,
>ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons) rambled on about Re: I
>hereby Knight Thee:
>
>>On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 06:46:22 GMT,
>>dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Sebastian Darkkstar)
>>interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by
>>saying:
>>
>>>Interrupting another one of my nefarious plans to take over the world,
>>>run...@non-meat-canned-stuff-not-welcome.yellowhead.com (webrunner) rambled on
>>>about I hereby Knight Thee:
>>>
>>>>If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you be.
>>>>Id be sir webrunner the totally insane
>>>
>>>Sir Darkkstar the Hater of Atma.
>>
>>I wish you two would just drop this whole thing. At least 60% of all
>>the messages I've seen today are from you and Atma. And, while I've
>>read very few of them, my guess (which may not be correct) is that all
>>of them contain only insults and flames directed back and forth
>>between you two. I'm not going to take any side in this, but I just
>>thought I'd point out how ridiculous this seems.
>
>That's enough. Get me a mocha, java man.

That's enough what?

Sebastian Darkkstar

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Enough getting your point across. :-) I'm dropping the thing, heh.

Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons

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On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 07:02:19 GMT,

dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Sebastian Darkkstar)
interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by
saying:

>Interrupting another one of my nefarious plans to take over the world,

>dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Sebastian Darkkstar) rambled on about


>Re: I hereby Knight Thee:
>

>>Interrupting another one of my nefarious plans to take over the world,
>>ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons) rambled on about Re: I
>>hereby Knight Thee:
>>
>>>On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 06:46:22 GMT,
>>>dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Sebastian Darkkstar)
>>>interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by
>>>saying:
>>>
>>>>Interrupting another one of my nefarious plans to take over the world,
>>>>run...@non-meat-canned-stuff-not-welcome.yellowhead.com (webrunner) rambled on
>>>>about I hereby Knight Thee:
>>>>
>>>>>If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you be.
>>>>>Id be sir webrunner the totally insane
>>>>
>>>>Sir Darkkstar the Hater of Atma.
>>>
>>>I wish you two would just drop this whole thing. At least 60% of all
>>>the messages I've seen today are from you and Atma. And, while I've
>>>read very few of them, my guess (which may not be correct) is that all
>>>of them contain only insults and flames directed back and forth
>>>between you two. I'm not going to take any side in this, but I just
>>>thought I'd point out how ridiculous this seems.
>>
>>That's enough. Get me a mocha, java man.
>

>Screw it. I'm just going to drop it. No sense in continuing it. Now, my mocha
>please?

That's very good to hear. <hands Seb a cup of mocha> Hope you like it!
:)

Sebastian Darkkstar

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Yeah, I was talking to Sieg on AIM. He convinced me to.. besides, I don't want
this to escalate any further.. not that it could much.. it's only between me and
Atma. Night Angel told me before, too.. guess it finally sunk in..


Good mocha! You get 3 Darkkstar points. :-)

Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons

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On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 07:07:29 GMT,

dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Sebastian Darkkstar)
interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by
saying:

>Interrupting another one of my nefarious plans to take over the world,

>Yeah, I was talking to Sieg on AIM. He convinced me to.. besides, I don't want
>this to escalate any further.. not that it could much.. it's only between me and
>Atma. Night Angel told me before, too.. guess it finally sunk in..
>
>
>Good mocha! You get 3 Darkkstar points. :-)

Cool! More points! :) Whoo!


Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
Wielder of the Mighty Flail
God of Caffeine
User of Coffee Magic
AIM name: JasonMoMW
Unofficial Defender of Anything that needs Defending
Co-defender of Small Girl

Member of the Ellipse Faction.... see?

Holder of 3 Darkkstar Points

Neptune Salad

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Sebastian Darkkstar <dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net> wrote in
article <3530671f...@news.direct.ca>...
> Yeah, I was talking to Sieg on AIM. He convinced me to.. besides, I
don't want
> this to escalate any further.. not that it could much.. it's only between
me and
> Atma. Night Angel told me before, too.. guess it finally sunk in..
>
>
> Good mocha! You get 3 Darkkstar points. :-)

Can I have some?

Nep

Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons

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On 12 Apr 1998 07:51:29 GMT, "Neptune Salad"
<JnJC...@spambroiler.worldnet.att.net> interrupted my constant

drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:

>Sebastian Darkkstar <dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net> wrote in
>article <3530671f...@news.direct.ca>...

>> Yeah, I was talking to Sieg on AIM. He convinced me to.. besides, I
>don't want
>> this to escalate any further.. not that it could much.. it's only between
>me and
>> Atma. Night Angel told me before, too.. guess it finally sunk in..
>>
>>
>> Good mocha! You get 3 Darkkstar points. :-)
>
>Can I have some?
>
>Nep

Oh sure, why not? <hands Nep a cup of mocha>


Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
Wielder of the Mighty Flail
God of Caffeine
User of Coffee Magic
AIM name: JasonMoMW
Unofficial Defender of Anything that needs Defending
Co-defender of Small Girl

Member of the Ellipse Faction.... see?

Holder of 3 Darkkstar Points

Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons

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On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 06:43:21 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
Medieval Weapons) interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or
Mountain Dew by saying:

>On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 05:13:00 GMT,
>run...@non-meat-canned-stuff-not-welcome.yellowhead.com (webrunner)


>interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by
>saying:
>

>>If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you be.
>>Id be sir webrunner the totally insane
>

>I would be Sir Jason the Hyper.

No, wait a minute. Small Girl is hyper. And besides, I just thought up
a better title. Sir Jason the Caffeinated. Yeah, that sounds good. I'm
not sure if I spelled it right, though....

Chris Piekarski

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*accidentally hits the mug of hot coffee with a baseball bat, and it
spills all over Nep, cutting him with the ceramic and searing him with the
coffee..plus the baseball bat smacks him in the head*

Sorry, my mistake.

*goes to pray to the Coffee Gods so that they may forgive the desecration
of their work*

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While I sat on the mountain and discovered the meaning of life,
ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons) wrote this
beautiful work of art and made me cry:

>On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 05:13:00 GMT,
>run...@non-meat-canned-stuff-not-welcome.yellowhead.com (webrunner)

>interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by
>saying:
>

>>If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you be.
>>Id be sir webrunner the totally insane
>

>I would be Sir Jason the Hyper.

And I would be Sir Rubicant the Loon (not the bird)
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Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons wrote:

> On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 06:43:21 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
> Medieval Weapons) interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or


> Mountain Dew by saying:
>
> >On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 05:13:00 GMT,
> >run...@non-meat-canned-stuff-not-welcome.yellowhead.com (webrunner)
> >interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by
> >saying:
> >
> >>If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you be.
> >>Id be sir webrunner the totally insane
> >
> >I would be Sir Jason the Hyper.
>

> No, wait a minute. Small Girl is hyper. And besides, I just thought up
> a better title. Sir Jason the Caffeinated. Yeah, that sounds good. I'm
> not sure if I spelled it right, though....

It should be spelled "caffeinated", as in decaffeinated.

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Ultimax wrote:
>
> Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons wrote:
>
> > On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 06:43:21 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
> > Medieval Weapons) interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or
> > Mountain Dew by saying:
> >
> > >On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 05:13:00 GMT,
> > >run...@non-meat-canned-stuff-not-welcome.yellowhead.com (webrunner)
> > >interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by
> > >saying:
> > >
> > >>If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you be.
> > >>Id be sir webrunner the totally insane
> > >
> > >I would be Sir Jason the Hyper.
> >
> > No, wait a minute. Small Girl is hyper. And besides, I just thought up
> > a better title. Sir Jason the Caffeinated. Yeah, that sounds good. I'm
> > not sure if I spelled it right, though....
>
> It should be spelled "caffeinated", as in decaffeinated.

That is how he spelled it..

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On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 05:13:00 GMT, whilst Geri was out,
run...@non-meat-canned-stuff-not-welcome.yellowhead.com (webrunner)
screamed from the rooftops:

>If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you be.
>Id be sir webrunner the totally insane

Sir(ess) Ash the Inept.

Yes, definitely.

Ash

Jamey "Crisis" Powell

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> If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you be.
> Id be sir webrunner the totally insane

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Chris Piekarski wrote:

> Ultimax wrote:
> >
> > Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons wrote:
> >
> > > On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 06:43:21 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
> > > Medieval Weapons) interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or
> > > Mountain Dew by saying:
> > >

> > > >On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 05:13:00 GMT,

> > > >run...@non-meat-canned-stuff-not-welcome.yellowhead.com (webrunner)
> > > >interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by
> > > >saying:
> > > >

> > > >>If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you be.
> > > >>Id be sir webrunner the totally insane
> > > >

> > > >I would be Sir Jason the Hyper.
> > >
> > > No, wait a minute. Small Girl is hyper. And besides, I just thought up
> > > a better title. Sir Jason the Caffeinated. Yeah, that sounds good. I'm
> > > not sure if I spelled it right, though....
> >
> > It should be spelled "caffeinated", as in decaffeinated.
>
> That is how he spelled it..

Ooh, I didn't say he spelled it incorrectly. In all seriousness, I really didn't get
any sleep last night, and that's part of the result. Sorry about that.

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Ultimax wrote:
>
> Chris Piekarski wrote:
>
> > Ultimax wrote:
> > >
> > > Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 06:43:21 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
> > > > Medieval Weapons) interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or
> > > > Mountain Dew by saying:
> > > >
> > > > >On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 05:13:00 GMT,
> > > > >run...@non-meat-canned-stuff-not-welcome.yellowhead.com (webrunner)
> > > > >interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by
> > > > >saying:
> > > > >
> > > > >>If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you be.
> > > > >>Id be sir webrunner the totally insane
> > > > >
> > > > >I would be Sir Jason the Hyper.
> > > >
> > > > No, wait a minute. Small Girl is hyper. And besides, I just thought up
> > > > a better title. Sir Jason the Caffeinated. Yeah, that sounds good. I'm
> > > > not sure if I spelled it right, though....
> > >
> > > It should be spelled "caffeinated", as in decaffeinated.
> >
> > That is how he spelled it..
>
> Ooh, I didn't say he spelled it incorrectly. In all seriousness, I really didn't get
> any sleep last night, and that's part of the result. Sorry about that.

Me neither. Sleep is overrated. :)


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On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 05:13:00 GMT, the great and powerful webrunner,
protector of Cherubae's Golden Underwear says....

>If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you be.
>Id be sir webrunner the totally insane

hmm... how about Madam Cherubae, Queen of the Cubicles!

well, at least that's my title at work.

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>On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 06:43:21 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
>Medieval Weapons) interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or
>Mountain Dew by saying:
>

>>On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 05:13:00 GMT,

>>run...@non-meat-canned-stuff-not-welcome.yellowhead.com (webrunner)
>>interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by
>>saying:
>>

>>>If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you
be.
>>>Id be sir webrunner the totally insane
>>

>>I would be Sir Jason the Hyper.
>
>No, wait a minute. Small Girl is hyper. And besides, I just thought up
>a better title. Sir Jason the Caffeinated. Yeah, that sounds good. I'm
>not sure if I spelled it right, though....
>
>

Tygers don't need to be knighted. We are automatically known to be vicious,
bloodthirsty (trust me, it tastes really good!!), as well as overprotective
(for those with a SoulBond), and patient. Chivalry and self-sacrifice are
often added in. Anyone got type O+? I'm really thirsty.

Tyger Cameron
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o//////////////////////(0)============================>
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Tyger, Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies,
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?

What the hammer? What the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp,
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And water’d heaven with their tears;
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

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In the forests of the night;
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Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
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Interrupting another one of my nefarious plans to take over the world, "Tyger
Cameron" <tyger...@spam.mindspring.com> rambled on about Re: I hereby Knight
Thee:

>


>Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons wrote in message
><35307427...@news.mci2000.com>...
>>On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 06:43:21 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
>>Medieval Weapons) interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or
>>Mountain Dew by saying:
>>
>>>On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 05:13:00 GMT,
>>>run...@non-meat-canned-stuff-not-welcome.yellowhead.com (webrunner)
>>>interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by
>>>saying:
>>>
>>>>If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you
>be.
>>>>Id be sir webrunner the totally insane
>>>
>>>I would be Sir Jason the Hyper.
>>
>>No, wait a minute. Small Girl is hyper. And besides, I just thought up
>>a better title. Sir Jason the Caffeinated. Yeah, that sounds good. I'm
>>not sure if I spelled it right, though....
>>
>Tygers don't need to be knighted. We are automatically known to be vicious,
>bloodthirsty (trust me, it tastes really good!!), as well as overprotective
>(for those with a SoulBond), and patient. Chivalry and self-sacrifice are
>often added in. Anyone got type O+? I'm really thirsty.

Urk.. I have O+. But you can't have my blood, I want it! Here, have a mocha
instead.

Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons

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On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 19:18:49 GMT,
dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Sebarenohamut) interrupted

Yes, coffee is much better than blood. It tastes good, it has lots of
caffeine, and here at my house, I have a whole bunch of it! I don't
think I could be in a better mood right now. I have tons of Easter
candy, two 2-liter bottles of Mountain Dew, and a pot of coffee in the
kitchen! I'm gonna be wired all night! Wheee!


Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons

434 posts to AGFF!! Whooo!!

Grye

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Neo Rubicant wrote in message <35376d5f....@enews.newsguy.com>...


>While I sat on the mountain and discovered the meaning of life,
>ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons) wrote this
>beautiful work of art and made me cry:
>

>>On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 05:13:00 GMT,
>>run...@non-meat-canned-stuff-not-welcome.yellowhead.com (webrunner)
>>interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by
>>saying:
>>
>>>If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you
be.
>>>Id be sir webrunner the totally insane
>>
>>I would be Sir Jason the Hyper.
>

>And I would be Sir Rubicant the Loon (not the bird)

I would be Sir Phreakomancer.

Night Angel

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Sebarenohamut wrote:
>
> Interrupting another one of my nefarious plans to take over the world, "Tyger
> Cameron" <tyger...@spam.mindspring.com> rambled on about Re: I hereby Knight
> Thee:
>
> >
> >Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons wrote in message
> ><35307427...@news.mci2000.com>...
> >>On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 06:43:21 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
> >>Medieval Weapons) interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or

> >>Mountain Dew by saying:
> >>
> >>>On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 05:13:00 GMT,
> >>>run...@non-meat-canned-stuff-not-welcome.yellowhead.com (webrunner)
> >>>interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by
> >>>saying:
> >>>
> >>>>If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you
> >be.
> >>>>Id be sir webrunner the totally insane
> >>>
> >>>I would be Sir Jason the Hyper.
> >>
> >>No, wait a minute. Small Girl is hyper. And besides, I just thought up
> >>a better title. Sir Jason the Caffeinated. Yeah, that sounds good. I'm
> >>not sure if I spelled it right, though....
> >>
> >Tygers don't need to be knighted. We are automatically known to be vicious,
> >bloodthirsty (trust me, it tastes really good!!), as well as overprotective
> >(for those with a SoulBond), and patient. Chivalry and self-sacrifice are
> >often added in. Anyone got type O+? I'm really thirsty.
>
> Urk.. I have O+. But you can't have my blood, I want it! Here, have a mocha
> instead.

I don't know what blood type I am....

and he doesn't like coffee..... :(

sorry, sebs. you're dead, I guess. :) :)


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Killed Timo (yeah, me and everybody else...)
Attempted to torture Rob to death.
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Killed a Henchman.
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> If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you be.
> Id be sir webrunner the totally insane

Lady Macbeth the treacherous.

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Sebarenohamut

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Umm... err....


Look! It's the rare full-brick tossing Edwyn!!!


(Tygerfang turns around and Seb makes a daring escape)

Gregory Cook

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wrote:

-If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you be.
-Id be sir webrunner the totally insane

Sir GFox the Horny.


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On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 10:24:53 GMT, fl...@vossnet.Gerispamblock.co.uk
(Ash) wrote:

>On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 05:13:00 GMT, whilst Geri was out,
>run...@non-meat-canned-stuff-not-welcome.yellowhead.com (webrunner)
>screamed from the rooftops:
>

>>If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you be.

>>Id be sir webrunner the totally insane
>

>Sir(ess) Ash the Inept.
>
>Yes, definitely.
>
>Ash

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Ok.
i regret it.
*casts life3 on self*
*kills self*"

Nathan Mulac DeHoff

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Apr 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM4/14/98
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Grye wrote:

> Neo Rubicant wrote in message <35376d5f....@enews.newsguy.com>...
> >While I sat on the mountain and discovered the meaning of life,
> >ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons) wrote this
> >beautiful work of art and made me cry:
> >

> >>On Sun, 12 Apr 1998 05:13:00 GMT,

> >>run...@non-meat-canned-stuff-not-welcome.yellowhead.com (webrunner)
> >>interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by
> >>saying:
> >>

> >>>If you could be knighted as sir __________ the ___________ what would you
> be.
> >>>Id be sir webrunner the totally insane
> >>

> >>I would be Sir Jason the Hyper.
> >

> >And I would be Sir Rubicant the Loon (not the bird)
>
> I would be Sir Phreakomancer.

Sir Up of Pancakes
--
VoVat (aka Nathan Mulac DeHoff, Damon Zeus Pythias)
On-And-Off Poster to AGFF (currently in ON mode)
Dinne...@tmbg.org or vo...@geocities.com
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Corridor/5447/


QUOTES:

"You will be dead for sure, for I wilt surely feast on thine innards."
-Baramos

"No pulse, no breath, cold as a cod. I suppose I had better revive thee,
though thou deserve less." -Kings in Dragon Warrior II (Those Kings are
jerks, aren't they?)

"Very well. I will give you some choices." -The King Who Collects
Small Medals, after you have already made a choice

"Kain! Wake up!" -Cecil, on multiple occasions

"WARRIORS, revive the power of the ORBS!" -About half the characters
in Final Fantasy I

"Dwarves can see in the dark!" -A Dwarf in FF1

"Hurray!" -Another Dwarf in FF1

"Hip hip, neigh!" -The horses in DW3, after you've beaten Zoma

"You know what really aggravazes me? It's them immigants. They
wants all the benefits of living in Springfield, but they ain't even
bother to learn themselves the language." -Moe Syszlak

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger
out of there!" -Ralph Wiggum

"Lu...pa...Lu...pa..." -The Lefienish, before you learn their language

"The Princess was looking for you!" -Invisible Person, FF1

"So, you are the LIGHT WARRIORS?" -Invisible Person, FF1, again

"And then, I dealt the Imp a hard blow!" -Some guy in Toroia

"Be a Moogle. Kupo!" -Description for the Moogle suit

"Choose a scenario, kupo!" -Mog

"Purr, it's cold." -Neko, in the Ice Country

"Croak, my dears!" -Toad Lady in FF2

"Taloon is dazed!" -Dragon Warrior IV


SIMPSONS QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"Sorry, this policy only covers actual losses, not made-up stuff."


THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS LYRIC OF THE DAY:
"Quit my job down at the car wash
Didn't have to write no one a goodbye note
That said 'The check's in the mail, and I'll see you in church,
And don't you ever change.'"

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