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Phoenix

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This is a quiz for all Final Fantasies, (American, anyways.. I have yet
to play the Japanese.) and it consists of 5 questions for each game.
Some are hard, some are easy, all are find-outable. Whoever gets all
questions, (or whoever gets the most right) gets a Phoenix Medal. Post
AND email me all answers.

Final Fantasy I

1. What is the magic spell given to you by Matoya's broom?

2. What is Xcalber made from?

3. The thief becomes what when it transforms?

4. Where does Bahamut live?

5. How much money is the Masmune worth when it is sold?

Final Fantasy II (US)

1. The hardest enemy to find is what, and why is it worth it to find
it?

2. There are three call spells you can get from ordinary monsters.
What are they?

3. What color is Kain's hair?

4. What is the only spell cast by your party members that isn't a spell
you could normally use?

5. What biblical monument is located in this game?

Final Fantasy III (US)

1. It is possible to beat the game with just three people. Which
three?

2. Who gives birth at the end of the game?

3. What is the strongest sword in the game, and how do you get it?

4. There are two Lores which you have to get from bosses. Which two?

5. Which character is related to two other characters, and what are
their names?

Final Fantasy VII (US)

1. There are three (well, actually 5) VERY costly items in the game.
Yet... you cannot buy them with money. What are they, and what do they
cost?

2. What are the four WEAPONS, and where and how are they destroyed?

3. What is the name of the airship?

4. How many materia slots does the Buster Sword have?

5. The name of the play advertised in the intro is...


There ya go! Good luck!

Phoenix

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Luke Drelick

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Phoenix wrote:
>
> This is a quiz for all Final Fantasies, (American, anyways.. I have yet
> to play the Japanese.) and it consists of 5 questions for each game.
> Some are hard, some are easy, all are find-outable. Whoever gets all
> questions, (or whoever gets the most right) gets a Phoenix Medal. Post
> AND email me all answers.
>
> Final Fantasy I
>
> 1. What is the magic spell given to you by Matoya's broom?
>

TCELES B HSUP (to see world map)

> 2. What is Xcalber made from?
>

Adamant

> 3. The thief becomes what when it transforms?
>

Ninja

> 4. Where does Bahamut live?
>

A pit on the Cardia Islands

> 5. How much money is the Masmune worth when it is sold?
>

50000gil?

> Final Fantasy II (US)
>
> 1. The hardest enemy to find is what, and why is it worth it to find
> it?
>

Pink Puff
Cuz you MIGHT get a Pink Tail, which can be traded for Adamant Armor,
highest defense in the game

> 2. There are three call spells you can get from ordinary monsters.
> What are they?
>

Bomb, Imp, Cockatrice

> 3. What color is Kain's hair?
>

Blonde

> 4. What is the only spell cast by your party members that isn't a spell
> you could normally use?
>

W.Meteo?

> 5. What biblical monument is located in this game?
>

Tower of Babel

(Actually, it's called Tower of Babuil in the Japanese version, and it
is NOT supposed to be a relation to the Tower of Babel... that was saved
for Xenogears =P)

> Final Fantasy III (US)
>
> 1. It is possible to beat the game with just three people. Which
> three?
>

Celes
Edgar
Setzer

> 2. Who gives birth at the end of the game?
>

Katarin

> 3. What is the strongest sword in the game, and how do you get it?
>

Illumina
With Lock in your party, go to the locked door in Narshe, you'll find a
hidden guy who will either give you Ragnarock sword or esper... Get the
sword and bet it at the coliseum.

> 4. There are two Lores which you have to get from bosses. Which two?
>

Grand Train
uhhh...

> 5. Which character is related to two other characters, and what are
> their names?
>

Relm Arrowny
Strago Magus
Shadow (Baram Arrowny)

> Final Fantasy VII (US)
>
> 1. There are three (well, actually 5) VERY costly items in the game.
> Yet... you cannot buy them with money. What are they, and what do they
> cost?
>

House in Costa del Sol? Oh wait, without money...?
3 huge materia?

> 2. What are the four WEAPONS, and where and how are they destroyed?
>

Ruby:Desert by Gold Saucer
Ultimate:Flying around the world, you gotta keep killing till you get
the Ultima Sword
Diamond:Fight in Mideel, then the Sister Ray blows through it
Emerald:Fight underwater

> 3. What is the name of the airship?
>

Highwind

> 4. How many materia slots does the Buster Sword have?
>

2
(or is it 3)

> 5. The name of the play advertised in the intro is...
>

Loveless

> There ya go! Good luck!
>
> Phoenix
>

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William English

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Phoenix wrote in message <35A7FF...@ziplink.net>...

>This is a quiz for all Final Fantasies, (American, anyways.. I have yet
>to play the Japanese.) and it consists of 5 questions for each game.
>Some are hard, some are easy, all are find-outable. Whoever gets all
>questions, (or whoever gets the most right) gets a Phoenix Medal. Post
>AND email me all answers.
>
>Final Fantasy I
>
>1. What is the magic spell given to you by Matoya's broom?
>

"Large stick"

>2. What is Xcalber made from?

Flesh.

>
>3. The thief becomes what when it transforms?
>

>4. Where does Bahamut live?

Straight outta Compton

>
>5. How much money is the Masmune worth when it is sold?
>

1 GP


I forget about FF1, I only got to play it once and it was 5 yrs ago or
something.

>Final Fantasy II (US)
>
>1. The hardest enemy to find is what, and why is it worth it to find
>it?
>

Those pink fluff things that you can get pink tail from.

>2. There are three call spells you can get from ordinary monsters.
>What are they?
>

imp, zeromus, rubicant

>3. What color is Kain's hair?
>

blonde

>4. What is the only spell cast by your party members that isn't a spell
>you could normally use?
>

Hmm, uh when edward played music to stop dark imp's powers.

>5. What biblical monument is located in this game?

Holy Grail.

>
>Final Fantasy III (US)
>
>1. It is possible to beat the game with just three people. Which
>three?
>

Celes, edgar, worthless [at least that's my name for 'em]

>2. Who gives birth at the end of the game?
>

Night Angel.

>3. What is the strongest sword in the game, and how do you get it?
>

Atma Weapon. You kill Atma

>4. There are two Lores which you have to get from bosses. Which two?
>

Grand Train and uh, Aero

>5. Which character is related to two other characters, and what are
>their names?

Relm is fooey

>
>Final Fantasy VII (US)
>
>1. There are three (well, actually 5) VERY costly items in the game.
>Yet... you cannot buy them with money. What are they, and what do they
>cost?
>

Let's see, battle square items, Omnislah and W-Summon, Champion's belt.

>2. What are the four WEAPONS, and where and how are they destroyed?
>

Ultima, you kill it, Emerald, you kill it, Ruby, you kill it, Nutmeg, you
drink it.

>3. What is the name of the airship?

Highwind

>
>4. How many materia slots does the Buster Sword have?
>

Four

>5. The name of the play advertised in the intro is...
>

Creepy Cola

>
>There ya go! Good luck!
>
>Phoenix
>
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Elena is annoying.

Luke Drelick

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Phoenix wrote:
>
> This is a quiz for all Final Fantasies, (American, anyways.. I have yet
> to play the Japanese.) and it consists of 5 questions for each game.
> Some are hard, some are easy, all are find-outable. Whoever gets all
> questions, (or whoever gets the most right) gets a Phoenix Medal. Post
> AND email me all answers.
>
> Final Fantasy I
>
> 1. What is the magic spell given to you by Matoya's broom?
>

TCELES B HSUP (to see world map)

> 2. What is Xcalber made from?
>

Adamant

> 3. The thief becomes what when it transforms?
>

Ninja

> 4. Where does Bahamut live?
>

A pit on the Cardia Islands

> 5. How much money is the Masmune worth when it is sold?
>

50000gil?

> Final Fantasy II (US)
>
> 1. The hardest enemy to find is what, and why is it worth it to find
> it?
>

Pink Puff


Cuz you MIGHT get a Pink Tail, which can be traded for Adamant Armor,
highest defense in the game

> 2. There are three call spells you can get from ordinary monsters.
> What are they?
>

Bomb, Imp, Cockatrice

> 3. What color is Kain's hair?
>

Blonde

> 4. What is the only spell cast by your party members that isn't a spell
> you could normally use?
>

W.Meteo?

> 5. What biblical monument is located in this game?
>

Tower of Babel

(Actually, it's called Tower of Babuil in the Japanese version, and it
is NOT supposed to be a relation to the Tower of Babel... that was saved
for Xenogears =P)

> Final Fantasy III (US)


>
> 1. It is possible to beat the game with just three people. Which
> three?
>

Celes
Edgar
Setzer

> 2. Who gives birth at the end of the game?
>

Katarin

> 3. What is the strongest sword in the game, and how do you get it?
>

Illumina


With Lock in your party, go to the locked door in Narshe, you'll find a
hidden guy who will either give you Ragnarock sword or esper... Get the
sword and bet it at the coliseum.

> 4. There are two Lores which you have to get from bosses. Which two?
>

Grand Train
uhhh...

> 5. Which character is related to two other characters, and what are
> their names?
>

Relm Arrowny


Strago Magus
Shadow (Baram Arrowny)

> Final Fantasy VII (US)


>
> 1. There are three (well, actually 5) VERY costly items in the game.
> Yet... you cannot buy them with money. What are they, and what do they
> cost?
>

House in Costa del Sol? Oh wait, without money...?
3 huge materia?

> 2. What are the four WEAPONS, and where and how are they destroyed?
>

Ruby:Desert by Gold Saucer


Ultimate:Flying around the world, you gotta keep killing till you get
the Ultima Sword
Diamond:Fight in Mideel, then the Sister Ray blows through it
Emerald:Fight underwater

> 3. What is the name of the airship?
>

Highwind

> 4. How many materia slots does the Buster Sword have?
>

2
(or is it 3)

> 5. The name of the play advertised in the intro is...
>

Loveless

> There ya go! Good luck!
>
> Phoenix
>

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Phoenix wrote:
>
> This is a quiz for all Final Fantasies, (American, anyways.. I have yet
> to play the Japanese.) and it consists of 5 questions for each game.
> Some are hard, some are easy, all are find-outable. Whoever gets all
> questions, (or whoever gets the most right) gets a Phoenix Medal. Post
> AND email me all answers.
>
> Final Fantasy I
>
> 1. What is the magic spell given to you by Matoya's broom?

Lets you look at the map.

> 2. What is Xcalber made from?

Adamant.



> 3. The thief becomes what when it transforms?

Ninja.



> 4. Where does Bahamut live?

In those dragon caves in those island-marsh areas... Forgot the name.



> 5. How much money is the Masmune worth when it is sold?

This is just a stab in the dark -- 1 gold.



> Final Fantasy II (US)
>
> 1. The hardest enemy to find is what, and why is it worth it to find
> it?

The pink puff, you can win a pink tail from it which is used to obtain
Adamant Armor.



> 2. There are three call spells you can get from ordinary monsters.
> What are they?

Imp, mage, and bomb. Although there was a cocatrice in the Japanese
version, known as "Dummy" and obtainable via Game Genie in the American
version.

> 3. What color is Kain's hair?

Blonde.



> 4. What is the only spell cast by your party members that isn't a spell
> you could normally use?

This is a really vague question, you know... I could say young Rydia
casting Titan or Fire, or Tellah casting Meteo, or the twins casting
Twin, or Cecil using Dark Wave on Mt. Ordeals, or Golbez and FuSoYa
using W. Meteo... I'll go with young Rydia and Titan.

> 5. What biblical monument is located in this game?

The Tower of Bab-il. (aka Babel)

> Final Fantasy III (US)
>
> 1. It is possible to beat the game with just three people. Which
> three?

Celes, Edgar, and Setzer.

> 2. Who gives birth at the end of the game?

Katarin.



> 3. What is the strongest sword in the game, and how do you get it?

Illumina. Get the Ragnarok sword (not esper) from Narshe, bet it at the
colloseum.



> 4. There are two Lores which you have to get from bosses. Which two?

GrandTrain, Force Field.

> 5. Which character is related to two other characters, and what are
> their names?

Terra is related to Maduin and Madonna.



> Final Fantasy VII (US)
>
> 1. There are three (well, actually 5) VERY costly items in the game.
> Yet... you cannot buy them with money. What are they, and what do they
> cost?

Omnislash costs 32,000 battle points, X-Summon costs 64,000 battle
points, and saving the world costs Sephiroth and Aerith's lives. :-)



> 2. What are the four WEAPONS, and where and how are they destroyed?

The Ruby Weapon and Emerald Weapon are both killed by the party
(although Emerald gets a nice shot to the head from Junon Cannon), the
Diamond Weapon is nailed in the chest by the Mako Cannon (Sister Ray),
and the party also kills the Ultimate Weapon after chasing it around a
while, like a redo of Doom Gaze.



> 3. What is the name of the airship?

The Highwind.

> 4. How many materia slots does the Buster Sword have?

2 linked.

> 5. The name of the play advertised in the intro is...

No clue here... Dang it, there just had to be one!



> There ya go! Good luck!

That was too easy, stop being nice for the newbies. ;-)

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William English wrote:
>
> Phoenix wrote in message <35A7FF...@ziplink.net>...
> >This is a quiz for all Final Fantasies, (American, anyways.. I have yet
> >to play the Japanese.) and it consists of 5 questions for each game.
> >Some are hard, some are easy, all are find-outable. Whoever gets all
> >questions, (or whoever gets the most right) gets a Phoenix Medal. Post
> >AND email me all answers.
> >
> >Final Fantasy I
> >
> >1. What is the magic spell given to you by Matoya's broom?
> >
>
> "Large stick"

>
> >2. What is Xcalber made from?
>
> Flesh.

>
> >
> >3. The thief becomes what when it transforms?
> >
> >4. Where does Bahamut live?
>
> Straight outta Compton

>
> >
> >5. How much money is the Masmune worth when it is sold?
> >
>
> 1 GP
>
> I forget about FF1, I only got to play it once and it was 5 yrs ago or
> something.
>
> >Final Fantasy II (US)
> >
> >1. The hardest enemy to find is what, and why is it worth it to find
> >it?
> >
>
> Those pink fluff things that you can get pink tail from.
>
> >2. There are three call spells you can get from ordinary monsters.
> >What are they?
> >
>
> imp, zeromus, rubicant

>
> >3. What color is Kain's hair?
> >
>
> blonde

>
> >4. What is the only spell cast by your party members that isn't a spell
> >you could normally use?
> >
>
> Hmm, uh when edward played music to stop dark imp's powers.
>
> >5. What biblical monument is located in this game?
>
> Holy Grail.

>
> >
> >Final Fantasy III (US)
> >
> >1. It is possible to beat the game with just three people. Which
> >three?
> >
>
> Celes, edgar, worthless [at least that's my name for 'em]
>
> >2. Who gives birth at the end of the game?
> >
>
> Night Angel.

>
> >3. What is the strongest sword in the game, and how do you get it?
> >
>
> Atma Weapon. You kill Atma
>
> >4. There are two Lores which you have to get from bosses. Which two?
> >
>
> Grand Train and uh, Aero
>
> >5. Which character is related to two other characters, and what are
> >their names?
>
> Relm is fooey

>
> >
> >Final Fantasy VII (US)
> >
> >1. There are three (well, actually 5) VERY costly items in the game.
> >Yet... you cannot buy them with money. What are they, and what do they
> >cost?
> >
>
> Let's see, battle square items, Omnislah and W-Summon, Champion's belt.
>
> >2. What are the four WEAPONS, and where and how are they destroyed?
> >
>
> Ultima, you kill it, Emerald, you kill it, Ruby, you kill it, Nutmeg, you
> drink it.
>
> >3. What is the name of the airship?
>
> Highwind

>
> >
> >4. How many materia slots does the Buster Sword have?
> >
>
> Four

>
> >5. The name of the play advertised in the intro is...
> >
>
> Creepy Cola

>
> >
> >There ya go! Good luck!
> >
> >Phoenix
> >
> >--
> >Official Defender of Elena... the Turk.
>
> Elena is annoying.

That's my defendee, dammit!!!!
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magic dagger.* If you want to stay alive more, never insult Elena.
*Slices through William English and cuts a dimensional warp through him,
sucking him into the Abyss, twirls dagger in the air, blows on the end,
and reholsters it.*

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Richard Goldman

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Phoenix wrote:

> This is a quiz for all Final Fantasies, (American, anyways.. I have
> yet
> to play the Japanese.) and it consists of 5 questions for each game.
> Some are hard, some are easy, all are find-outable. Whoever gets all
> questions, (or whoever gets the most right) gets a Phoenix Medal.
> Post
> AND email me all answers.

Note that this is w/out reference material, which I could get.

>
>
> Final Fantasy I
>
> 1. What is the magic spell given to you by Matoya's broom?

I think it's "TCELES DNA B" or something like that. Map screen.

> 2. What is Xcalber made from?

80's rock star Adam Ant.

> 3. The thief becomes what when it transforms?

Ninja.

> 4. Where does Bahamut live?

Whatzit, where you ge upgraded.

> 5. How much money is the Masmune worth when it is sold?

?

> Final Fantasy II (US)
>
> 1. The hardest enemy to find is what, and why is it worth it to find
> it?

Pink Puff, and you get that rock star.

> 2. There are three call spells you can get from ordinary monsters.
> What are they?

Imp, Bomb, and Cockatrice.

> 3. What color is Kain's hair?

Blond. Never beat it, saw it in Nintendo Pravda.

> 4. What is the only spell cast by your party members that isn't a
> spell
> you could normally use?

W-Meteo?

> 5. What biblical monument is located in this game?

Tower of Bab-il. Spelled different, though.

> Final Fantasy III (US)
>
> 1. It is possible to beat the game with just three people. Which
> three?

Celes, Edgar, and Setzer.

> 2. Who gives birth at the end of the game?

I forget her name, dammit!

> 3. What is the strongest sword in the game, and how do you get it?

Paladin sword, from the Magicite.

> 4. There are two Lores which you have to get from bosses. Which two?

Grand Train and another.

> 5. Which character is related to two other characters, and what are
> their names?

Shadow, Relm, and ??? (Relm and Strago aren't related.)

> Final Fantasy VII (US)
>
> 1. There are three (well, actually 5) VERY costly items in the game.
> Yet... you cannot buy them with money. What are they, and what do they
>
> cost?

Pres Shinra's house, which you can buy but it's useless.

> 2. What are the four WEAPONS, and where and how are they destroyed?

Diamond (by that cannon thing,) Ultimate (by hunting him down w/the
airship), Emerald (underwater), and Ruby (in the desert by the Gold
Saucer, after beating Ultimate)

> 3. What is the name of the airship?

Highwind.

> 4. How many materia slots does the Buster Sword have?

2, I think.

> 5. The name of the play advertised in the intro is...

Loveless. And it's a movie, I think.

> There ya go! Good luck!
>
> Phoenix

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i never played ff1 or completed ff7 so oh well...

miss kefka

>
>
> Final Fantasy II (US)
>
> 1. The hardest enemy to find is what, and why is it worth it to find
> it?
>

bahamut?...for his call spell. i don't know, they were all about the same to
me. but that dick who looks like a floating eyeball who casts dread on you.
yeah taht guy ws tough. he gives you some lance or spear of light or
something.

> 2. There are three call spells you can get from ordinary monsters.
> What are they?
>

not true, you can get call spells of any enemy if you fight it 8 times in a
row. (i beleive the magic number is 8...)

> 3. What color is Kain's hair?
>

blonde

> 4. What is the only spell cast by your party members that isn't a spell
> you could normally use?
>

meteo

> 5. What biblical monument is located in this game?
>

tower of babil

> Final Fantasy III (US)
>
> 1. It is possible to beat the game with just three people. Which
> three?
>

yes, celes, edgar and setzer

> 2. Who gives birth at the end of the game?
>

katarin

> 3. What is the strongest sword in the game, and how do you get it?
>

atma weapon in the esper cave next to 3 other treasure chests, and steal it
from goddess the SECOND time you battle her

> 4. There are two Lores which you have to get from bosses. Which two?
>

grand train from hidon and atma that's it.

> 5. Which character is related to two other characters, and what are
> their names?
>

alive or dead? if dead, i could name a bunch. otherwise...the only ones i
can think of are mog. and about fifty other moogles. with them all looking
the same, i'd figure that there was some incestry goin' on you know?...

>
>
> --
> Official Defender of Elena... the Turk.
>

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Phoenix wrote:
>
> This is a quiz for all Final Fantasies, (American, anyways.. I have yet
> to play the Japanese.) and it consists of 5 questions for each game.
> Some are hard, some are easy, all are find-outable. Whoever gets all
> questions, (or whoever gets the most right) gets a Phoenix Medal. Post
> AND email me all answers.
>
> Final Fantasy I
>
> 1. What is the magic spell given to you by Matoya's broom?
>

the one that shows the world map, 'push select b' backwards IIRC

> 2. What is Xcalber made from?
>

adamant

> 3. The thief becomes what when it transforms?
>

ninja

> 4. Where does Bahamut live?
>

ummm... the islands in the middle of the map, don't remember the name

> 5. How much money is the Masmune worth when it is sold?
>

you sold WHAT?!?

> Final Fantasy II (US)
>
> 1. The hardest enemy to find is what, and why is it worth it to find
> it?
>

Pink Puff, you may get a Pink Tail, which you can trade for Adamant
Armor, which I hear kicks @$$

> 2. There are three call spells you can get from ordinary monsters.
> What are they?
>

Imp, Bomb, Mage

> 3. What color is Kain's hair?
>

Yellow

> 4. What is the only spell cast by your party members that isn't a spell
> you could normally use?
>

Rosa casts Teleport to get you out of Tower of Zot. <I'm guessing here
:)>

> 5. What biblical monument is located in this game?
>

I dunno...

> Final Fantasy III (US)
>
> 1. It is possible to beat the game with just three people. Which
> three?

yes, Celes, Setzer, Edgar

>
> 2. Who gives birth at the end of the game?
>

Katarin

> 3. What is the strongest sword in the game, and how do you get it?
>

Illumina bet the Ragnarok Sword

> 4. There are two Lores which you have to get from bosses. Which two?
>

Grand Train and.... I dunno

> 5. Which character is related to two other characters, and what are
> their names?
>

Relm is related to Strago and Shadow

> Final Fantasy VII (US)
>
> 1. There are three (well, actually 5) VERY costly items in the game.
> Yet... you cannot buy them with money. What are they, and what do they
> cost?
>

The condo is 300,000 gil
The Thief Glove is 129,000 gil
The Ultima materia, if you screw up the train scene, is 50,000 gil

> 2. What are the four WEAPONS, and where and how are they destroyed?
>

The four you fight?
Diamond you fight near Midgar and is destroyed by the Mako Cannon
Ultimate you destroy over Cosmo Canyon after chasing all over the place
Ruby you fight in the desert near Gld Saucer
Emerald is lurking under ocean

There is another Weapon, which is the one destroyed by the cannon at
Junon. It is given no name.

> 3. What is the name of the airship?
>

Highwind

> 4. How many materia slots does the Buster Sword have?
>

two

> 5. The name of the play advertised in the intro is...
>

Loveless

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<snip>

> > 1. There are three (well, actually 5) VERY costly items in the game.
> > Yet... you cannot buy them with money. What are they, and what do they
> > cost?
> >
>
> The condo is 300,000 gil
> The Thief Glove is 129,000 gil
> The Ultima materia, if you screw up the train scene, is 50,000 gil
>

<snip>

I guess it would help if I read the ENTIRE question :)

oh well, so much for a perfect score. Like I'd get one anyway ;)

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Miss Kefka

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i suck at everything but ff3. strago is not related DNA-wise to either relm or
shadow (clyde, whatever) remember how he said he adopted her or something?...

miss kefka


Luke Drelick wrote:

> Phoenix wrote:
> >
> > This is a quiz for all Final Fantasies, (American, anyways.. I have yet
> > to play the Japanese.) and it consists of 5 questions for each game.
> > Some are hard, some are easy, all are find-outable. Whoever gets all
> > questions, (or whoever gets the most right) gets a Phoenix Medal. Post
> > AND email me all answers.
> >
> > Final Fantasy I
> >
> > 1. What is the magic spell given to you by Matoya's broom?
> >
>

> TCELES B HSUP (to see world map)
>

> > 2. What is Xcalber made from?
> >
>

> Adamant


>
> > 3. The thief becomes what when it transforms?
> >
>

> Ninja


>
> > 4. Where does Bahamut live?
> >
>

> A pit on the Cardia Islands
>

> > 5. How much money is the Masmune worth when it is sold?
> >
>

> 50000gil?


>
> > Final Fantasy II (US)
> >
> > 1. The hardest enemy to find is what, and why is it worth it to find
> > it?
> >
>
> Pink Puff

> Cuz you MIGHT get a Pink Tail, which can be traded for Adamant Armor,
> highest defense in the game
>

> > 2. There are three call spells you can get from ordinary monsters.
> > What are they?
> >
>

> Bomb, Imp, Cockatrice


>
> > 3. What color is Kain's hair?
> >
>

> Blonde


>
> > 4. What is the only spell cast by your party members that isn't a spell
> > you could normally use?
> >
>

> W.Meteo?


>
> > 5. What biblical monument is located in this game?
> >
>

> Tower of Babel
>
> (Actually, it's called Tower of Babuil in the Japanese version, and it
> is NOT supposed to be a relation to the Tower of Babel... that was saved
> for Xenogears =P)
>

> > Final Fantasy III (US)
> >
> > 1. It is possible to beat the game with just three people. Which
> > three?
> >
>

> Celes
> Edgar
> Setzer


>
> > 2. Who gives birth at the end of the game?
> >
>
> Katarin
>
> > 3. What is the strongest sword in the game, and how do you get it?
> >
>
> Illumina

> With Lock in your party, go to the locked door in Narshe, you'll find a
> hidden guy who will either give you Ragnarock sword or esper... Get the
> sword and bet it at the coliseum.
>

> > 4. There are two Lores which you have to get from bosses. Which two?
> >
>
> Grand Train

> uhhh...


>
> > 5. Which character is related to two other characters, and what are
> > their names?
> >
>

> Relm Arrowny
> Strago Magus
> Shadow (Baram Arrowny)
>
> > Final Fantasy VII (US)
> >

> > 1. There are three (well, actually 5) VERY costly items in the game.
> > Yet... you cannot buy them with money. What are they, and what do they
> > cost?
> >
>

> House in Costa del Sol? Oh wait, without money...?
> 3 huge materia?
>

> > 2. What are the four WEAPONS, and where and how are they destroyed?
> >
>

> Ruby:Desert by Gold Saucer
> Ultimate:Flying around the world, you gotta keep killing till you get
> the Ultima Sword
> Diamond:Fight in Mideel, then the Sister Ray blows through it
> Emerald:Fight underwater
>

> > 3. What is the name of the airship?
> >
>
> Highwind
>
> > 4. How many materia slots does the Buster Sword have?
> >
>

> 2
> (or is it 3)
>

> > 5. The name of the play advertised in the intro is...
> >
>
> Loveless
>

> > There ya go! Good luck!
> >
> > Phoenix
> >
>
> --

Black Mountain

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Phoenix wrote in message <35A823...@ziplink.net>...

>William English wrote:
>>
>> Phoenix wrote in message <35A7FF...@ziplink.net>...
>> >This is a quiz for all Final Fantasies, (American, anyways.. I have yet
>> >to play the Japanese.) and it consists of 5 questions for each game.
>> >Some are hard, some are easy, all are find-outable. Whoever gets all
>> >questions, (or whoever gets the most right) gets a Phoenix Medal. Post
>> >AND email me all answers.
>> >
>> >Final Fantasy I
>> >
>> >1. What is the magic spell given to you by Matoya's broom?
>> >
>>
>> "Large stick"

>>
>> >2. What is Xcalber made from?
>>
>> Flesh.

>>
>> >
>> >3. The thief becomes what when it transforms?
>> >
>> >4. Where does Bahamut live?
>>
>> Straight outta Compton

>>
>> >
>> >5. How much money is the Masmune worth when it is sold?
>> >
>>
>> 1 GP
>>
>> I forget about FF1, I only got to play it once and it was 5 yrs ago or
>> something.
>>
>> >Final Fantasy II (US)
>> >
>> >1. The hardest enemy to find is what, and why is it worth it to find
>> >it?
>> >
>>
>> Those pink fluff things that you can get pink tail from.
>>
>> >2. There are three call spells you can get from ordinary monsters.
>> >What are they?
>> >
>>
>> imp, zeromus, rubicant

>>
>> >3. What color is Kain's hair?
>> >
>>
>> blonde

>>
>> >4. What is the only spell cast by your party members that isn't a spell
>> >you could normally use?
>> >
>>
>> Hmm, uh when edward played music to stop dark imp's powers.
>>
>> >5. What biblical monument is located in this game?
>>
>> Holy Grail.

>>
>> >
>> >Final Fantasy III (US)
>> >
>> >1. It is possible to beat the game with just three people. Which
>> >three?
>> >
>>
>> Celes, edgar, worthless [at least that's my name for 'em]
>>
>> >2. Who gives birth at the end of the game?
>> >
>>
>> Night Angel.

>>
>> >3. What is the strongest sword in the game, and how do you get it?
>> >
>>
>> Atma Weapon. You kill Atma
>>
>> >4. There are two Lores which you have to get from bosses. Which two?
>> >
>>
>> Grand Train and uh, Aero

>>
>> >5. Which character is related to two other characters, and what are
>> >their names?
>>
>> Relm is fooey

>>
>> >
>> >Final Fantasy VII (US)
>> >
>> >1. There are three (well, actually 5) VERY costly items in the game.
>> >Yet... you cannot buy them with money. What are they, and what do they
>> >cost?
>> >
>>
>> Let's see, battle square items, Omnislah and W-Summon, Champion's belt.
>>
>> >2. What are the four WEAPONS, and where and how are they destroyed?
>> >
>>
>> Ultima, you kill it, Emerald, you kill it, Ruby, you kill it, Nutmeg, you
>> drink it.
>>
>> >3. What is the name of the airship?
>>
>> Highwind
>>
>> >
>> >4. How many materia slots does the Buster Sword have?
>> >
>>
>> Four

>>
>> >5. The name of the play advertised in the intro is...
>> >
>>
>> Creepy Cola

>>
>> >
>> >There ya go! Good luck!
>> >
>> >Phoenix
>> >
>> >--
>> >Official Defender of Elena... the Turk.
>>
>> Elena is annoying.
>
>That's my defendee, dammit!!!!
>*Calmly transforms into warrior Phoenix, and pulls out prysmshard, the
>magic dagger.* If you want to stay alive more, never insult Elena.
>*Slices through William English and cuts a dimensional warp through him,
>sucking him into the Abyss, twirls dagger in the air, blows on the end,
>and reholsters it.*
>
>Phoenix
>
>--

>Official Defender of Elena... the TURK! (YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT,
>PUNK???)


Elena is a pedophile.

Jesse Dorland

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On Sat, 11 Jul 1998 20:13:00 -0400, Phoenix <jo...@ziplink.net> wrote:

>This is a quiz for all Final Fantasies, (American, anyways.. I have yet
>to play the Japanese.) and it consists of 5 questions for each game.
>Some are hard, some are easy, all are find-outable. Whoever gets all
>questions, (or whoever gets the most right) gets a Phoenix Medal. Post
>AND email me all answers.
>
>Final Fantasy I
>
>1. What is the magic spell given to you by Matoya's broom?

I think it's TCELESB, or possibly BTCELES.

>2. What is Xcalber made from?
>

>3. The thief becomes what when it transforms?
>
>4. Where does Bahamut live?
>

>5. How much money is the Masmune worth when it is sold?

I don't know any of these....


>
>Final Fantasy II (US)
>
>1. The hardest enemy to find is what, and why is it worth it to find
>it?

Ummmm... I don't know.

>2. There are three call spells you can get from ordinary monsters.
>What are they?

I know Goblin is one, but the other two escape me.

>3. What color is Kain's hair?

I'm trying to remember the ending here... think, think.... blonde!

>4. What is the only spell cast by your party members that isn't a spell
>you could normally use?

Tellah casts Meteo on Golbez in one of the cutscenes, but he never has
enough MP to do it in battles. Is that what you're talking about?

>5. What biblical monument is located in this game?

The Tower of Babil.

>Final Fantasy III (US)
>
>1. It is possible to beat the game with just three people. Which
>three?

Celes, Sabin and Setzer.

>2. Who gives birth at the end of the game?

At the *end* of the game? The only birth I remember is the scene with
Maduin and Madonna, but that's at least several hours away from the
ending.

>3. What is the strongest sword in the game, and how do you get it?

The Ragnarok Sword, which you get from a man in Narshe. You need Locke
in your party to break into the house where the man is.

If you bet this sword in the Collosseum, you get the Lumina Sword (or
something like that), but I don't think it's as strong as the Ragnarok
Sword.

>4. There are two Lores which you have to get from bosses. Which two?

Grand Train is one, but I don't remember the other.

>5. Which character is related to two other characters, and what are
>their names?

It's speculated that Shadow is Relm's father, which would make him
related to both Relm and Strago. However, I don't think it's ever
actually revealed whether or not Shadow is related to them.


>
>Final Fantasy VII (US)
>
>1. There are three (well, actually 5) VERY costly items in the game.
>Yet... you cannot buy them with money. What are they, and what do they
>cost?

I know a mastered All Materia goes for 1.4 million Gil, but aside from
that, I have no idea.

>2. What are the four WEAPONS, and where and how are they destroyed?

1. Diamond (or Sapphire, I forget which...) WEAPON. This is the first
WEAPON. You fight it while trying to protect Midgar, but you don't
defeat it. The Sister Ray disposes of it once and for all.

2. Ultima WEAPON. This one is hovering above a lake on the same
continent as Midgar, on Disc 3. If you ram it with the airship, you'll
enter a battle. After a few minutes of fighting, it'll fly away and go
to a different section of the world. This repeats several times, until
Ultima WEAPON finally stops above Cosmo Canyon. When the battle is over
this time, he'll crash into the ground. Incidentally, this also opens a
path to the forest in Cosmo Canyon.

3. Emerald WEAPON. This one swims around the ocean; IIRC, it's there
just as soon as you get the submarine in Disc 2. There's no specific
way to beat it, but having the Underwater Materia helps, and it won't
perform its strongest attack if you kill off one of your characters
prior to fighting it.

4. Ruby WEAPON. Ruby appears on Disc 3; one of its appendages sticks up
out of the sand surrounding the Gold Saucer. When you ram it with the
airship, or run into it on a chocobo, it'll show itself and you'll enter
battle. There's no special way you have to kill it, but I've found that
if you go into the battle with only one party member alive, things are a
lot easier. Ruby WEAPON will remove two of your characters from battle
at random anyway. If you only have one living party member going in, at
least you can choose which character you want to fight Ruby with.


>
>3. What is the name of the airship?

Highwind.


>
>4. How many materia slots does the Buster Sword have?

Two.


>
>5. The name of the play advertised in the intro is...

Loveless.

-Jesse

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As the weresquirrel, its beady eyes filled with rage and hatred, and every
hair on its tail as coarse as steel wool, blocked Phoenix's
(jo...@ziplink.net) path, he/she cried out in terror:

>
>This is a quiz for all Final Fantasies, (American, anyways.. I have yet
>to play the Japanese.) and it consists of 5 questions for each game.
>Some are hard, some are easy, all are find-outable. Whoever gets all
>questions, (or whoever gets the most right) gets a Phoenix Medal. Post
>AND email me all answers.
>
>Final Fantasy I
>
>1. What is the magic spell given to you by Matoya's broom?

Push B and Select? That one that lets you look at the map?

>2. What is Xcalber made from?

I'm going to guess here... Uh... Adamant?

>3. The thief becomes what when it transforms?

A ninja?


>
>4. Where does Bahamut live?

Uh... In...a cave? (I have to finish FF1 sometime... :) )

>
>5. How much money is the Masmune worth when it is sold?

Lots?


>
>Final Fantasy II (US)
>
>1. The hardest enemy to find is what, and why is it worth it to find
>it?

The Pink Puff, from which you can get the Pink Tail, and, as a result, the
Adamant Armor...

>2. There are three call spells you can get from ordinary monsters.
>What are they?

... ... ... imp? ... ... bomb?

>3. What color is Kain's hair?

Blond.

>4. What is the only spell cast by your party members that isn't a spell
>you could normally use?

Twin?


>
>5. What biblical monument is located in this game?

The Tower of Babel? (sp)


>
>Final Fantasy III (US)
>
>1. It is possible to beat the game with just three people. Which
>three?

Celes, Edgar, and Setzer.


>
>2. Who gives birth at the end of the game?

Katarin?


>
>3. What is the strongest sword in the game, and how do you get it?

The Atma Weapon is found in the cave leading to the sealed gate. The
Illumina is obtained by betting the Ragnarok sword at the colosseum.


>
>4. There are two Lores which you have to get from bosses. Which two?

Oh! Oh! Force Field and Grand Train?


>
>5. Which character is related to two other characters, and what are
>their names?

Kain admits being related to Relm... :) Well, Shadow and Relm, but...

>Final Fantasy VII (US)
>
>1. There are three (well, actually 5) VERY costly items in the game.
>Yet... you cannot buy them with money. What are they, and what do they
>cost?

Battle points? The Omnislash, W-Summon, and... KotR? It can indirectly be
bought with money, though... Raising chocobos, I mean...


>
>2. What are the four WEAPONS, and where and how are they destroyed?
>

Diamond weapon is killed by the Sister Ray, Ultimate Weapon crashes to the
ground near Cosmo Canyon, after being defeated, Ruby Weapon is killed in the
desert, (by you) and Emerald Weapon is destroyed beneath the ocean (again,
by you.)

>3. What is the name of the airship?

The Highwind.


>
>4. How many materia slots does the Buster Sword have?
>
Two.

>5. The name of the play advertised in the intro is...
>
Loveless.
>

>There ya go! Good luck!

Hmm...pretty cool. :)
>
>Phoenix

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Sean Daugherty

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On or about Sat, 11 Jul 1998 20:13:00 -0400, the accused, Phoenix
<jo...@ziplink.net>, was heard saying:

> Final Fantasy II (US)
>
> 1. The hardest enemy to find is what, and why is it worth it to find
> it?

Pink Puff, because it occassionally gives you the Pink Tail, which can
be pawned for the Adamant Armor, the strongest armor in the game.

> 2. There are three call spells you can get from ordinary monsters.
> What are they?

Imp/Goblin, Bomb, Mage, and, in FF4j only, Cocatrice.



> 3. What color is Kain's hair?

Black?



> 4. What is the only spell cast by your party members that isn't a spell
> you could normally use?

Well, FuSoYa and Golbeze cast W.Meteo...



> 5. What biblical monument is located in this game?

A mis-spelled Tower of Bab-Il.



> Final Fantasy III (US)
>
> 1. It is possible to beat the game with just three people. Which
> three?

Celes, Setzer, and... ah... Edgar?



> 2. Who gives birth at the end of the game?

Katarin, I believe.

> 5. Which character is related to two other characters, and what are
> their names?

Relm Arrowny is related to Strago Magus, her grandfather, and Shadow,
a.k.a. Baram, her father.



> Final Fantasy VII (US)
>
> 1. There are three (well, actually 5) VERY costly items in the game.
> Yet... you cannot buy them with money. What are they, and what do they
> cost?

W-Summon, Omnislash, and...? All purchased with GP at the Gold Saucer.



> 2. What are the four WEAPONS, and where and how are they destroyed?

Diamond, gets destroyed while attacking Midgar (I think...), Ultima,
killed while being chased by Cloud and company, Emerald, killed
underwater by Cloud and company, and Ruby, hiding around in Corel
Desert, where he, say it with me, people, gets killed by Cloud and
friends.



> 3. What is the name of the airship?

The Highwind.

> 4. How many materia slots does the Buster Sword have?

Two.

> 5. The name of the play advertised in the intro is...

Loveless.

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On Sat, 11 Jul 1998 22:19:33 -0500, Paradox <par...@wf.net> wrote:

><snip>


>
>> > 1. There are three (well, actually 5) VERY costly items in the game.
>> > Yet... you cannot buy them with money. What are they, and what do they
>> > cost?
>> >
>>

>> The condo is 300,000 gil
>> The Thief Glove is 129,000 gil
>> The Ultima materia, if you screw up the train scene, is 50,000 gil
>>
>
><snip>
>
>I guess it would help if I read the ENTIRE question :)
>
>oh well, so much for a perfect score. Like I'd get one anyway ;)

I think he is talking about the items you get by winning in the Battle
Arena in the Gold Saucer, yes? You do not use money to buy the
objects, but Battle Points. They are Cloud's Lvl 4 Limit (whatever
the name), and they one that costs like 165,000 points or something
that is says it is ???????. I guess, but I don't know the other one.

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Phoenix

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Black Mountain wrote:
>
> Phoenix wrote in message <35A823...@ziplink.net>...
> >William English wrote:
> >>
> >> Phoenix wrote in message <35A7FF...@ziplink.net>...
> >> >This is a quiz for all Final Fantasies, (American, anyways.. I have yet
> >> >to play the Japanese.) and it consists of 5 questions for each game.
> >> >Some are hard, some are easy, all are find-outable. Whoever gets all
> >> >questions, (or whoever gets the most right) gets a Phoenix Medal. Post
> >> >AND email me all answers.
> >> >
> >> >Final Fantasy I
> >> >
> >> >1. What is the magic spell given to you by Matoya's broom?
> >> >
> >>
> >> "Large stick"

> >>
> >> >2. What is Xcalber made from?
> >>
> >> Flesh.

> >>
> >> >
> >> >3. The thief becomes what when it transforms?
> >> >
> >> >4. Where does Bahamut live?
> >>
> >> Straight outta Compton

> >>
> >> >
> >> >5. How much money is the Masmune worth when it is sold?
> >> >
> >>
> >> 1 GP
> >>
> >> I forget about FF1, I only got to play it once and it was 5 yrs ago or
> >> something.
> >>
> >> >Final Fantasy II (US)
> >> >
> >> >1. The hardest enemy to find is what, and why is it worth it to find
> >> >it?
> >> >
> >>
> >> Those pink fluff things that you can get pink tail from.
> >>
> >> >2. There are three call spells you can get from ordinary monsters.
> >> >What are they?
> >> >
> >>
> >> imp, zeromus, rubicant

> >>
> >> >3. What color is Kain's hair?
> >> >
> >>
> >> blonde

> >>
> >> >4. What is the only spell cast by your party members that isn't a spell
> >> >you could normally use?
> >> >
> >>
> >> Hmm, uh when edward played music to stop dark imp's powers.
> >>
> >> >5. What biblical monument is located in this game?
> >>
> >> Holy Grail.

> >>
> >> >
> >> >Final Fantasy III (US)
> >> >
> >> >1. It is possible to beat the game with just three people. Which
> >> >three?
> >> >
> >>
> >> Celes, edgar, worthless [at least that's my name for 'em]
> >>
> >> >2. Who gives birth at the end of the game?
> >> >
> >>
> >> Night Angel.

> >>
> >> >3. What is the strongest sword in the game, and how do you get it?
> >> >
> >>
> >> Atma Weapon. You kill Atma
> >>
> >> >4. There are two Lores which you have to get from bosses. Which two?
> >> >
> >>
> >> Grand Train and uh, Aero
> >>
> >> >5. Which character is related to two other characters, and what are
> >> >their names?
> >>
> >> Relm is fooey
> >>
> >> >
> >> >Final Fantasy VII (US)
> >> >
> >> >1. There are three (well, actually 5) VERY costly items in the game.
> >> >Yet... you cannot buy them with money. What are they, and what do they
> >> >cost?
> >> >
> >>
> >> Let's see, battle square items, Omnislah and W-Summon, Champion's belt.
> >>
> >> >2. What are the four WEAPONS, and where and how are they destroyed?
> >> >
> >>
> >> Ultima, you kill it, Emerald, you kill it, Ruby, you kill it, Nutmeg, you
> >> drink it.
> >>
> >> >3. What is the name of the airship?
> >>
> >> Highwind

> >>
> >> >
> >> >4. How many materia slots does the Buster Sword have?
> >> >
> >>
> >> Four

> >>
> >> >5. The name of the play advertised in the intro is...
> >> >
> >>
> >> Creepy Cola

> >>
> >> >
> >> >There ya go! Good luck!
> >> >
> >> >Phoenix
> >> >
> >> >--
> >> >Official Defender of Elena... the Turk.
> >>
> >> Elena is annoying.
> >
> >That's my defendee, dammit!!!!
> >*Calmly transforms into warrior Phoenix, and pulls out prysmshard, the
> >magic dagger.* If you want to stay alive more, never insult Elena.
> >*Slices through William English and cuts a dimensional warp through him,
> >sucking him into the Abyss, twirls dagger in the air, blows on the end,
> >and reholsters it.*
> >
> >Phoenix
> >
> >--
> >Official Defender of Elena... the TURK! (YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT,
> >PUNK???)
>
> Elena is a pedophile.

*pulls out Starshot, magic bow* Two in one night. *Shoots an arrow,
hits BM in the back. Gravity spell comes, and crushes BM to bits.*
next?

Phoenix

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Sean Daugherty

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> (Actually, it's called Tower of Babuil in the Japanese version, and it
> is NOT supposed to be a relation to the Tower of Babel... that was saved
> for Xenogears =P)

Erm, yes it was. I haven't played Xenogears, so I can't say if the
connection's stronger there, but the Tower of Babuil in FF4 has definite
connections to the biblical Tower, even if they got the name wrong ;)

Astos

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> This is a quiz for all Final Fantasies, (American, anyways.. I have yet
> to play the Japanese.) and it consists of 5 questions for each game.
> Some are hard, some are easy, all are find-outable. Whoever gets all
> questions, (or whoever gets the most right) gets a Phoenix Medal. Post
> AND email me all answers.

Do I get a medal for pointing out you missed (if you're counting only
American FFs) FFL1-3, FFMQ, and FFA? :)

> Final Fantasy I
>
> 1. What is the magic spell given to you by Matoya's broom?

It's not a spell. It's directions to finding the hidden map (push B-Select).

> 2. What is Xcalber made from?

Adamant.

> 3. The thief becomes what when it transforms?

Ninja.

> 4. Where does Bahamut live?

Underground, in a chain of small islands.

> 5. How much money is the Masmune worth when it is sold?

30000 GP. (It's in the FAQ :)

> Final Fantasy II (US)
>
> 1. The hardest enemy to find is what, and why is it worth it to find
> it?

Pink Puff. Pink Tail. Adamant Armor. You know the score.

> 2. There are three call spells you can get from ordinary monsters.
> What are they?

Bomb, Mage, Imp. (Cocatrice as well in Jap version)

> 3. What color is Kain's hair?

Blonde.

> 4. What is the only spell cast by your party members that isn't a spell
> you could normally use?

Hm... Stone (Palom & Porom) and W-Meteo (G&F) both fit the bill here...

> 5. What biblical monument is located in this game?

??? Mount Ordeals, perhaps...? No, wait, it's the Chocobo Forest... :)

> Final Fantasy III (US)
>
> 1. It is possible to beat the game with just three people. Which
> three?

Celes, Setzer, Edgar.

> 2. Who gives birth at the end of the game?

Katarin.

> 3. What is the strongest sword in the game, and how do you get it?

Illumina - bet the Ragnarok at the Collosseum.

> 4. There are two Lores which you have to get from bosses. Which two?

Grand Train, and Force Field.

> 5. Which character is related to two other characters, and what are
> their names?

Uh... Relm is Strago's adopted granddaughter, and Shadow's daughter...
that's the closest relationship I can find... I assume, of course, that all
of the characters involved are ones that join the party, and not NPCs.

> Final Fantasy VII (US)
>
> 1. There are three (well, actually 5) VERY costly items in the game.
> Yet... you cannot buy them with money. What are they, and what do they
> cost?

Uh... if you can't buy them with money, then that means all you have to do
is find them, and sell them. In that case, the most expensive item is an
Underwater materia - it just keeps collecting AP until you decide to sell
it, therefore its potential cost is infinite. :)

> 2. What are the four WEAPONS, and where and how are they destroyed?

Diamond, Ultima, Emerald, and Ruby. (Those are the ones you fight, anyway.)
They're located at Midgar shore, in the sky, underwater, and in the desert
respectively.

> 3. What is the name of the airship?

Highwind.

> 4. How many materia slots does the Buster Sword have?

2. (Sweet, sweet FAQ.)

> 5. The name of the play advertised in the intro is...

Loveless.

Dan.

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Phoenix <jo...@ziplink.net> wrote:

>This is a quiz for all Final Fantasies, (American, anyways.. I have yet
>to play the Japanese.) and it consists of 5 questions for each game.
>Some are hard, some are easy, all are find-outable. Whoever gets all
>questions, (or whoever gets the most right) gets a Phoenix Medal. Post
>AND email me all answers.
>

>Final Fantasy I
>
>1. What is the magic spell given to you by Matoya's broom?

TCELES B HSUP

>2. What is Xcalber made from?

Adamant Ore

>3. The thief becomes what when it transforms?
Ninja

>4. Where does Bahamut live?
The Moon

>5. How much money is the Masmune worth when it is sold?

Uhmm, 0 GP

>Final Fantasy II (US)
>1. The hardest enemy to find is what, and why is it worth it to find
>it?

The pink puffs, because the might give you a pink tail that you trade to get
more adamant which you give to the blacksmith to get the strongest armour, the
adamant armour.

>2. There are three call spells you can get from ordinary monsters.
>What are they?

Imp, Cockatric, Mage and Bomb (I think one was removed from the Us version)

>3. What color is Kain's hair?
Blonde

>4. What is the only spell cast by your party members that isn't a spell
>you could normally use?
W. Meteo

>5. What biblical monument is located in this game?

The tower of Bab-Il

>Final Fantasy III (US)
>
>1. It is possible to beat the game with just three people. Which
>three?

Celes, Setzer, and Edgar

>2. Who gives birth at the end of the game?

Katrin

>3. What is the strongest sword in the game, and how do you get it?

Illumina or Ragnarok (they both have their benefits) You get the Ragnarok from a
man in a room in Narshe, you trade it for Illumina at the colliseum

>4. There are two Lores which you have to get from bosses. Which two?

Grand Train, and uhmm, uhh,wait, damn, forget it, BTW all of these are from
memory

>5. Which character is related to two other characters, and what are
>their names?

I think you're confused, unless you can count people without names. Shadow is
related to Relm and relm's mother who is not named. Shadow is NOT related to
strago.

>Final Fantasy VII (US)
I've never played ff7 for firget it!


>
>1. There are three (well, actually 5) VERY costly items in the game.
>Yet... you cannot buy them with money. What are they, and what do they
>cost?
>

>2. What are the four WEAPONS, and where and how are they destroyed?
>

>3. What is the name of the airship?
>

>4. How many materia slots does the Buster Sword have?
>

>5. The name of the play advertised in the intro is...
>
>

>There ya go! Good luck!
>
>Phoenix
>
>--
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>

>"All that I am... is untapped potential"
>
>"Todo que estoy... es potentcial desusado"
>
>"(Insert translation of above into language of your choice here)"

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Jamey "Crisis" Powell

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Phoenix wrote:
>
> This is a quiz for all Final Fantasies, (American, anyways.. I have yet
> to play the Japanese.) and it consists of 5 questions for each game.
> Some are hard, some are easy, all are find-outable. Whoever gets all
> questions, (or whoever gets the most right) gets a Phoenix Medal. Post
> AND email me all answers.
>
> Final Fantasy I
>
> 1. What is the magic spell given to you by Matoya's broom?
>
> 2. What is Xcalber made from?

Adamant.

> 3. The thief becomes what when it transforms?

Ninja.

> 4. Where does Bahamut live?

?

> 5. How much money is the Masmune worth when it is sold?

12345 GP.

> Final Fantasy II (US)
>
> 1. The hardest enemy to find is what, and why is it worth it to find
> it?
>

> 2. There are three call spells you can get from ordinary monsters.
> What are they?

Imp, Bomb...and, uh, something...

> 3. What color is Kain's hair?

Blonde

> 4. What is the only spell cast by your party members that isn't a spell
> you could normally use?

Huh?

> 5. What biblical monument is located in this game?
>

> Final Fantasy III (US)
>
> 1. It is possible to beat the game with just three people. Which
> three?

Celes, Sabin and Setzer.

> 2. Who gives birth at the end of the game?

Katarin.

> 3. What is the strongest sword in the game, and how do you get it?

Illumina; by betting the Ragnarok at the Coliseum.

> 4. There are two Lores which you have to get from bosses. Which two?

Quasar, and, uh, I forget.

> 5. Which character is related to two other characters, and what are
> their names?

Relm, who is Shadow's daughter and Strago's step-graddaughter.

> Final Fantasy VII (US)


>
> 1. There are three (well, actually 5) VERY costly items in the game.
> Yet... you cannot buy them with money. What are they, and what do they
> cost?

I dunno.

> 2. What are the four WEAPONS, and where and how are they destroyed?

Diamond, which you kill outside of Midgar as a normal boss; Ruby, who is found
in the desert surrounding the Gold Saucer and is killed via KotR, Emerald, who
is underwater and is also killed via KotR and Ultima, who flies around in the
air and you have to track him down via Highwind until he lands and you can
attack him.

> 3. What is the name of the airship?

Highwind.

> 4. How many materia slots does the Buster Sword have?

Two.

> 5. The name of the play advertised in the intro is...

Loveless.

12 correct and 2 where I knew part of the answer...not bad...

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Phoenix wrote:
>
> This is a quiz for all Final Fantasies, (American, anyways.. I have yet
> to play the Japanese.) and it consists of 5 questions for each game.
> Some are hard, some are easy, all are find-outable. Whoever gets all
> questions, (or whoever gets the most right) gets a Phoenix Medal. Post
> AND email me all answers.
>
> Final Fantasy I
>
> 1. What is the magic spell given to you by Matoya's broom?

DETH

> 2. What is Xcalber made from?

Styrofoam



> 3. The thief becomes what when it transforms?

A stripper



> 4. Where does Bahamut live?

Seattle



> 5. How much money is the Masmune worth when it is sold?

12 pesos



> Final Fantasy II (US)
>
> 1. The hardest enemy to find is what, and why is it worth it to find
> it?

The imp, because it gives you the imp calling spell



> 2. There are three call spells you can get from ordinary monsters.
> What are they?

Satan, Lucifer, and Mephistopheles



> 3. What color is Kain's hair?

Pink



> 4. What is the only spell cast by your party members that isn't a spell
> you could normally use?

Elimination



> 5. What biblical monument is located in this game?

Noah's Ark



> Final Fantasy III (US)
>
> 1. It is possible to beat the game with just three people. Which
> three?

Gau, Umaro, GoGo



> 2. Who gives birth at the end of the game?

Kefka



> 3. What is the strongest sword in the game, and how do you get it?

Gamma Sword!! Fly around Kefka's tower for 6.66 hours and kill Satan!



> 4. There are two Lores which you have to get from bosses. Which two?

Violet Fire, and Raining Blood



> 5. Which character is related to two other characters, and what are
> their names?

Mog is Gogo and Umaro's Mother



> Final Fantasy VII (US)
>
> 1. There are three (well, actually 5) VERY costly items in the game.
> Yet... you cannot buy them with money. What are they, and what do they
> cost?

Primal Concrete Sledge
Skullkrusher
Body Hammer
Ten Ton Hammer
Demon's Whip

Each one costs 20% of your soul.

> 2. What are the four WEAPONS, and where and how are they destroyed?

Evil Weapon: Destroyed with the light of judgment from FF6
Spice Weapon: Destroyed by playing Slayer really loud through the
Highwind's speakers
Newbie Weapon: Attack it with a dictionary.
Easy Weapon: Hit it once and it dies

> 3. What is the name of the airship?

Lefty.



> 4. How many materia slots does the Buster Sword have?

12.5



> 5. The name of the play advertised in the intro is...

The Nutcracker



> There ya go! Good luck!

Luck is not needed when you know the FF series like I do.

JT
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Official AGFF Necrophiliac
Defender of Calculators

Astos

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In article <35ACD16B...@frontiernet.net>, JT
<ikaz...@frontiernet.net> wrote:

> > 3. What is the strongest sword in the game, and how do you get it?
>
> Gamma Sword!! Fly around Kefka's tower for 6.66 hours and kill Satan!

In the original FWAK, wasn't it some kind of Behemoth? In any case, you
can't do it if you've already killed Doom Gaze.

Chris Piekarski

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[This followup was posted to alt.games.final-fantasy and a copy was sent
to the cited author.]


On Sat, 11 Jul 1998 20:13:00 -0400, Phoenix (jo...@ziplink.net) scribed
various pagan symbols on the side of alt.games.final-fantasy When
translated by Roberto, the pool boy wonder, they said the following:

Ą This is a quiz for all Final Fantasies, (American, anyways.. I have yet
Ą to play the Japanese.) and it consists of 5 questions for each game.
Ą Some are hard, some are easy, all are find-outable. Whoever gets all
Ą questions, (or whoever gets the most right) gets a Phoenix Medal. Post
Ą AND email me all answers.

Cool!

Ą Final Fantasy I
Ą
Ą 3. The thief becomes what when it transforms?

...Ninja?

Ą 5. How much money is the Masmune worth when it is sold?

1?

Ą Final Fantasy II (US)
Ą
Ą 1. The hardest enemy to find is what, and why is it worth it to find
Ą it?

Pink Puff, to get the best armor in the game.

Ą 2. There are three call spells you can get from ordinary monsters.
Ą What are they?

Mage, Imp, and Bomb.

Ą 3. What color is Kain's hair?

Blond.

Ą 5. What biblical monument is located in this game?

Tower of Babel.

Ą Final Fantasy III (US)
Ą
Ą 1. It is possible to beat the game with just three people. Which
Ą three?

Celes and Setzer...dunno who else.

Ą Final Fantasy VII (US)
Ą
Ą 3. What is the name of the airship?

Highwind.

Ą 4. How many materia slots does the Buster Sword have?

Two.
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Co-Founder of the Church of UcchanTology
Attacker of Tifa and FF7
Attacker of people with worse sigs than mine
Defender of FF4
Defender of FF5's Gameplay
Defender of computers
Defender of Bad Religion
Maker of bad ASCII art
Hater of blondes
Give Awayer of Kick-A-Man-When-He's-Down Points
User of the names Aerith (not Aeris) and Edward (not Edgar)
[SWARF> Knights who say SWARF - headed by webrunner <SWARF]
Member of the Committee to Call it the Lifestream
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"We said all we had to say,
We did what we had to do,
We meant every word we said,
You can't stop a riot til it's through"--Down by Law, 'Independance Day'

"It would be like taking the kiddie porn from Clinton's sock
drawer"--Synergy, talking about stamping out emulators and
warez on the Internet

"Never underestimate the power of religion. Because of this,
never let the church come into power."--Nick Zitzmann

Robert Rahl wrote:
>
> Richard Goldman wrote:
> >
> > Linda wrote:
> > >
> > > And, even more to the point, who is Richard Goldman?
> >
> > My dad.
> > I, however, am the official brainwashed slave of SmallGirl. It's sad..
> > it happened due to an accident involving experimental hypnosis and a
> > computer screen...
>
> You know, this sounds like the beginning of a penthouse letter...

"Well I don't have a car or a girlfriend, but on the bright side I have
a bottle of whiskey and a drinking problem."--Velius

"Atma and Sebastian: Girls! Put your handbags down!"--Ash, on an
immature flame war between Seb and Atma

"On a weird side note, if it had been called Atma Syndrome we would have
Atma Syndrome sufferers. We could call them ASSes."--Unright

Neo Atma Weapon wrote:
>
> Guybrush: I'm selling these fine leather jackets...
>
> Dresel: STFU.
>
> Guybrush: You're
>
> Dresel: That's an IKYABWAI! <jumps up and down> I WON! I WON THE FLAME
> WAR WITH GUYBRUSH!

"He should talk. He can't even keep the light going half the time. WTF
business does this god person have trying to run the world anyway? He sucks.
I bet I could create a better universe than him with my eyes closed, hands
behind my back, shoes tied together and brain processes muddled by substance
abuse."--Nejimakidori, about God

"My one problem with the Final Fantasy characters is that they continually frolic
about after killing something, as if it's all they can do to keep from rolling in
the corpses and gnawing on the bloodied intestines"-September Virgin

"I'm JT. I dress in black and only black. I sleep during the day and only
go out at night. My hobbies include human sacrifice and skinning live
animals then using their blood in various satanic rituals. I like having
sex with corpses."--JT

Chris T (to Nep): Troll.
Black Mountain: Name caller.
Edwyn: Ruffian.
Black Mountain: Crack whore.

"The IDN is such a slut that Chris Augustine scored with it.
Twice."--AGFFWizard, making fun of a troll

"I am so stupid that when I talk, Nep listens."--AGFFWizard, same thing

"Captain: Sorry folks, she would have sunk in that storm. We couldn't help it.
We are lucky to be alive.
Nep: You are just not as good a captain as me. I looked up the word "trite"
and discovered that ships were being sailed long before you were born.
Atma: I am damn tired of this island and how it is treating me. I will now
walk around and cut down all of the bushes I see and make this island pay for
it's attacks upon me! You wanna see some wicked fucking pruning? Well YOU ARE
GONNA SEE IT!"--AGFFWizard, in his parody post

"[Aeris could not be revived because an error has occured.]"--webrunner

"I wish my newsserver had the advanced capability to not suck."--Ash666

"Besides, it's obvious you don't know anything about me. Go into
Dejanews with my name, and read some of my posts, then come back and
repeat your comment about it being smart not to blah blah etc. I think
it'll prove that I _never_ do what's smart."--Ash666

"Who wants to see a naked Terra learning what love is!?" - Ash666

"I'm a bold and egosticial thieving bastard who kisses mirrors a
lot..."--Thierry

"Nep: I went to the Special Olympics.
Ralph: Did you win a medal?"

"the Aerith sequence was the most touching I've ever
scene"--Siegfried, making an odd error

"if you can come up with a good, new, innovative idea for a site, I will
do it!!!"--MistaKefka, being original

"For some odd reason, I think this will get quoted, just to prove me
wrong, and the sheer perverseness of life."--Dana, talking about never
being quoted in people's sigs

"Jason: Nothing beats a smiley! :)
DemonWall: The smiley beats itself.
Jason: DemonWall! What have you been teaching the smiley?!"

"I would think perversion would be more prevalent in Antarctica. After
all, a few scientists huddled in a cold shelter located in one of the
coldest places on earth... don't you think they'd be a bit "creative" on
ways to "keep each other warm"?"--Chiral Fox, on GFS in Antarctica

"Tape them to a five year old, throw him in the monkey cage at your local
zoo, and see those chimpanzees dance!"--IceTigger, talking about creative
uses for Banana Chips

"Regular Ash....I have images of me being a special promotion in
McDonalds..."Fries, Coke, and a Regular Ash, please""--Ash, when
Jason called her "regular Ash" (as opposed to Ash666)

"64DD sounds like Tifa's bra size..."--X

"TIFA IS SUCH A SLUT WHENEVER SHE WALKS INTO A BAR SHE HAS A FLASHBACK OF
THE WAR AND IT WAS THE CIVIL WAR"--Some troll, not helping the anti-Tifa cause

"I feel cold....empty....like one of those urine specimen cups after they
have poured the urine into a glass tube and tossed the cup in the trash....
the bastards...they never care about the cup..."--Neo Rubicant

"Okee, I'm a little gopher! A gopher! A bloomin gopher! A furry
little gopher! Gophers have no need for spam! Spam I am, I will not
eat Green Eggs and Spam."--Neo Rubicant (again)

"HTML is a slut."--Joshua

"Death City.. hey look, it's initials are "DC". heh.."--Bahamut ZERO

"God came to me in a dream, and he said, "Chris..put your pants on""--Me, in
an AIM, talking about sex and religion


Once was a man named Strife
Who lived with wolves all his life
But one day in mid-june
He met a rabbit named Moon
And decided to make her his wife.
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---+---Top 5 reasons why it's better to be male:---+---

5. Bachelor parties are fun, bridal showers are boring.
4. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
3. You know things about tanks.
2. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
1. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
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1 Suave Point
1 Smiley Point


1 Canadian Mountain Man Point

2 Exclamation Points
2 Chirality Points
2 Snoopy Points
2 Coffee Points
10 Grammer Points
10 Blackwood Points
20 Insanity Points
28 Optimism Points
50 BlueStar Points
50 Survey Slut Points
62 Jappy Points
100 Cutey Points
777 Spatula Points

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