Agff, introduce yourselves!!!
Night Angel
Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
Here, I'll start:
BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Margaret Anne Matthews, aka Night Angel
2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
Since early last november.
3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
The cure, Wild Mood swings.
4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
A little pewter disk that resembles the earth, if only it was flat, two
knifes, a pair of stones, and my pocket watch. 0;)
5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
Final Fantasy three, VI Japanese.
6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Setzer. Setzer. Setzer. :) :) :)
7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
The time that I met Robert Jordan in Atlanta, and found myself at a
loss for words for the first time in my entire life. :) (He was really
nice though) :)
8) True or false?
False.
9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
Long story. tried to write a fantasy novel, ended up with a complex
guild society system. Night = crime, Angel = Justice. plus it sounds
cool. :)
10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
a friend got me addicted, in return for addicting him to the Wheel of
Time novels... :)
11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
Night angel, defender of Setzer, Official Agff/ACE93 villianess, regent
of the skull castle, and High Priestess of Setzertarianism.
12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
This morning. do you think i'm stupid as well as crazy??
13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
Pass.
14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Yes. a couple of times by atma, and once by somebody who I can't
remember offhand... I wonder if I deserved it??
15) How old are you?
Driving age, but not voting age for another year or so. (16)
16) Wow? That old?
Yeah. I'm not old enough yet to lie about my age. my weight is
another matter.... :) :) :)
17) What's your favorite color?
Silver. or Black.
18) What's your favorite book?
"Neverwhere" by Neil Gaiman. check the sig. :)
19) What's your favorite Movie?
The Princess Bride, with "The Crow," "Shawshank Redemption," and "Monty
Python, search for the Holy Grail" all coming in a close second. :)
20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
you killed?
"Sleep with me??" (no, I'm not asking)
there! now you try it!!
Night Angel
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@ Defender Of Setzer @
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Supreme Mistress of Villainy
Regent of the Skull Castle
750 posts to AGFF + ACE93
Member of the CTCITL
Disclaimer:
"No, I won't sleep with you."
"There's someone in my head, but it's not me."
Pink Floyd, "Dark Side of the Moon"
"Her hand gently beckons,
she whispers your name,
but those who go with her are never the same."
--Magic: The Gathering, Lost Soul
"Tequila isn't a drink, it's a drug. Grain alcohol is neither a
drink nor a drug - it's a fuel."
--Sam Alderman
"The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace."
--Andrew Marvell
'To His Coy Mistress'
"The mind is it's own place, and in itself
can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven."
--'Paradise Lost'
John Milton
"Master of the lightnings, rider on the storm
Wearer of a Crown of Swords, spinner out of fate.
Who thinks he turns the Wheel of Time,
May learn the truth too late."
--The Prophecies of the Dragon
Robert Jordan, Book Seven
"She has five different versions of 'The Look' alone."
A guy at school, referring to me.
"Insane is different than crazy. When you're insane, they give you a
certificate of achievement."
That same guy.
"We're not at all like the rest of Georgia. We have a saying: If
you go to
Atlanta, the first question people ask you is, 'What's your business?'
In Macon they
ask, 'Where do you go to church?' In Augusta they ask your grandmother's
maiden
name. But in Savannah the first question people ask you is, 'What would
you like to
drink?'"
--"Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil"
"Insanity and evil. . . were inherently the same. One did not
excuse the other."
--X-Men, Mutant Empire
Neil Gaiman Quotes
"When angels go bad, Richard, they go worse than anyone. Remember,
Lucifer used to
be an angel."
--The Marquis de Carabas, "Neverwhere"
"Five almost identically dressed, pale young women walked past him.
They wore
long dresses made of velvet, each dress as dark as night, one each of
dark green, dark
chocolate, royal blue, dark blood, and pure black. Each woman had black
hair and
wore silver jewelry; each was perfectly coiffed, perfectly made up. They
moved
silently: Richard was aware only of a swish of heavy velvet as they went
past, a swish
that sounded like a sigh. The last of the women, the one dressed in
utter black, the
palest and the most beautiful, smiled at Richard."
--"Neverwhere"
********************************NEW
SECTION!*******************************
AND, Since Thierry removed his list of Villainous deeds from his sig,
I've decided to put in my
own! Help me out here, I'm sure I've done so much more than this.
Killed Timo (yeah, me and everybody else...)
Attempted to torture Rob to death.
Killed Sebastian.
Kidnaped the Armadillo.
Killed a Henchman.
Slapped most of Agff, and most of ACE.
More to come as my nefarious plans begin to surface!
Takahiko Naito
On Tue, 31 Mar 1998, Takahiko Naito wrote:
> > 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
>
> Takahiko Naito, Hiko for short, other nicknames include centi and suave
> (No offense to Timo.. one of my friend decided Hiko Suave would go
> nicely, long before I even knew Internet)
Oh yeah, if you venture on to the IRC on the Undernet, I am known as
"heeks-" usually lurking on #friendly, sometimes on #Japan (very rarely..
but I am the official channel manager). My fiancee usually calls me
"gheek".. (not telling what the silent h is doing there, or the fact that
I call her "dohrk") on ICQ, I think I'm "heeks".
-Hiko
/*-------------------------------------------------------------
* Takahiko Naito - hi...@radix.net
* http://hiko.dragonfire.net/
* "Life's a dance you learn as you go."
* John Michael Montgomery
*/
Takahiko Naito
On Tue, 31 Mar 1998, Night Angel wrote:
> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Takahiko Naito, Hiko for short, other nicknames include centi and suave
(No offense to Timo.. one of my friend decided Hiko Suave would go
nicely, long before I even knew Internet)
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
Was on for a few months since a.g.f-f was created.. then left for a long
time.. recently came back about.. 2-3 months ago.
> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
Umm.. I have 12-CD Changer in my car.. so..
1 - Trisha Yearwood, Songbook
2 - Collin Raye, Direct Hits
3 - Grammy Nominees 97
4 - Chicago, Greatest Hits 1982-89
5 - Garth Brooks, Sevens
6 - Enya, her Greatest Hits CD
7 - Sawyer Brown, Six Days on the Road
8 - Country Hits 1996
9 - Country Hits 1995
10 - Indigo Girls, Ophelia Swamp
11 - Melissa Etheridge, Yes I Am
12 - Dragon Quest 1-5, Best of, Live
Yes.. I love contemporary country music.
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
Wallet, key chain, another key chain.. and yes I am happy to see you. ;)
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
FF5j
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Hmm... Mog (FF3) and Boco (FF5j). Faris (FF5j) and.. Locke (FF3) I
guess.
> 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
It's so embarrassing that I have blacked it out of my mind.
> 8) True or false?
Maybe.
> 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
It's my real nickname.
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
It all happened, when I was 9.. this thing called Famicon came out in
Japan.. I was hooked on the original Mario Bros.. Then came Dragon Quest
when I was 11, I think.. that's how I got into RPGs. FF came a few years
after.
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
None.
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
What medication?
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
Probably from eating burritoes in my car while driving.
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
I don't think so.
> 15) How old are you?
Almost 23.
> 16) Wow? That old?
Yeah dammit. I'm out of my parents' house making a living by myself.
> 17) What's your favorite color?
Teal.
> 18) What's your favorite book?
Hmmm.. Record of Lodoss War, novels.. this is Japanese though. American,
I would say the Death Gate series by M. Weis and T. Hickman.
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
Shawshank Redemption. The Saint was good too..
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
I dunno..
Joshua Kaufman
Night Angel wrote:
>
> Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> Here, I'll start:
>
> BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Joshua Kaufman
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
Since April 97
> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
Offenbach Overtures I believe
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
No pockets in my jammies
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
FF Tactics
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Terra, Aerith, Rydia, Locke in that order
> 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
Don't remember
>
> 8) True or false?
Yes.
> 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
It's my name. Duh!
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
Nintendo Power kept ranting on how great this game called "Final
Fantasy" was. After they sent me Dragon Warrior for free, I had to get
it.
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
Resident Composer, Defender of Terra, Epon, and the Sailor Senshi
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your >medication????
I put my acne medicine on earlier...
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
Whatever...
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Probably by Small Girl. Don't remeber who else.
>
> 15) How old are you?
19.
> 16) Wow? That old?
>
Yes.
> 17) What's your favorite color?
Cyan.
> 18) What's your favorite book?
Don;t know...
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
Don't know, but hilarious ones are the best.
>
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
Tifa's breasts are ugly...
-Joshua
--
AGFF Resident Composer and Defender of Terra, Epon, and the Sailor
Senshi...User of the name Aerith...Master bad punner...Composer of 8
opi....Player of FF series...Worshiper of Nobuo Uematsu...Watcher of
Sailor Moon....Proprietor of the ellipse...
ICQ#: 5404138 AOL-IM: TerraEpon
And now, for some quotes:
"Is the whole world going bonkers or is it just me!?!"
- Serena on Sailor Moon (eps. 54)
(points to breasts) "I clearly have the most talent around here."
- Lita on Sailor Moon (eps. 50)
"You spoony bard!"
- Tellah to Edward in FF2us
"The end comes...beyond Chaos"
- Kefka in FF3us
"Well, there it is"
- Emperor in the movie Amadeus
"As you can see, this is a Playstation black disk. Cut number 1 contains
computer data, so please, don't play it. But you probably won't listen
to me, will you?"
- Alucard, when you put C-SOTN in a CD-player
Terra Branford
Night Angel wrote:
>
> Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> Here, I'll start:
>
> BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Terra Branford.
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
Don't remember.
>
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
Final Fantasy 3us, because it's not a game, it's real for me.
> 8) True or false?
Always true.
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
I'm in one, silly.
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
No.
> 15) How old are you?
18
> 16) Wow? That old?
Well, that's what it says in my profile.
> 17) What's your favorite color?
Green.
Jamey "Crisis" Powell
Night Angel wrote:
>
> Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> Here, I'll start:
>
> BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
James Shartzer Powell, aka Crisis, aka Quacky
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
I didn't really take up residency until December, though I was here on
a self-assigned diplomatic trip during what you all call the Second
Meow War.
> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
The soundtrack to Command & Conquer: Red Alert.
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
Nothing right now. There's usually a house key and some spare change in
there, whenever I'm not sitting on my ass posting to Usenet.
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
Seven.
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Cid(FFVII), Locke, Kain.
> 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
Don't have one. Guess I'm lucky.
(insert futile "yeah, you do; don't wimp out on us!" cry here)
> 8) True or false?
Maybe.
> 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
Crisis: I had a hard time thinking of one at first, when I was thinking
of a name to use on the Ultra Game Players message boards. I was going
for an arcade game reference, but I couldn't think of a good one. My
friend suggested "Crisis" (as in Time Crisis). I didn't like it at first,
but then decided that it was better than anything else that either my
friend or I could think up, so I went with that.
Quacky: Back when I first was a regular in alt.stupidity, I wanted the
silliest handle imaginable to use there ("Crisis" seemed somehow...
inappropriate). After a short period of pondering, that's what I came
up with.
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
I read a preview for FF1 in Nintendo Power, decided it was cool, then
proceeded to get it for Christmas.
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
Defender of Cid(FFVII) and Official yeller of "PUNY MORTAL!". That's
it, actually. I really ought to go declare me some more titles.
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
Medication? You mean coffee? Yesterday. Why do you ask?
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Not once.
> 15) How old are you?
Two.
> 16) Wow? That old?
No.
> 17) What's your favorite color?
Blue.
> 18) What's your favorite book?
Tie: _2001_ and _The Restaurant at the End of the Universe_.
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
Meow.
> there! now you try it!!
--
CASHP #1-98 alt.atheist #862 M*E*O*W
http://home.pacbell.net/jsp-sls/index.html
"CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? No? Okay, just making sure."-MrPsycohed
any...@earthlink.net
Night Angel wrote:
>
> Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> Here, I'll start:
>
> BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
I'm a newbie but I'll bite.
> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
anywong
>
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
Popped in once in a while during 96, 97 started Feb March 98
>
> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
Castlevania: Sympony of the Night. Try it!
>
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
My watch, my wallet, a ball of lint and a pencil
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
Tactics
>
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Ramza and Butz
>
> 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
Watching myself on a fake newscast.
> 8) True or false?
true
> 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
Too many wongs, so I'm any of them.
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
Bought the first one, took me all of 6 months to finish.
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
None
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
This morning after running across campus to get to class. I've got
asthma.
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
French horn grease. I play the french horn in the school band.
>
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Too new for that. However I am willing to serve as a practice dummy. :)
> 15) How old are you?
Check the question number.
> 16) Wow? That old?
Yup. Just another senior citizen in the group.
> 17) What's your favorite color?
White and Green
>
> 18) What's your favorite book?
Too many to list. But I just started Neuromancer again.
>
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
Too many again. Monty Python and the Holy Grail was good. Jackie Chan
is always a laugh. King of Gamblers.
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
I take the Fifth.
> there! now you try it!!
Thank you. I do believe I have.
--
any...@earthlink.net
anywong on AIM
Defender of the Name of Atma (He's Back!)
More stuff coming when I get something cool
Neo Atma Weapon 3:16
Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote in message
<3521B3...@compuserve.com>...
>Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
>Here, I'll start:
Hmmm... I've never done one of these damned "intro" posts.... might as well
start...
>
>BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
>1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
> Margaret Anne Matthews, aka Night Angel
>
Noneof Yourdamnbusiness
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
> Since early last november.
>
Posted some back in 95 when I was a clueless newbie, but other than that,
late last year.
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
> The cure, Wild Mood swings.
>
<Ralph> Doesn't CD stand for Certificate of Deposit? </Ralph>
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
> A little pewter disk that resembles the earth, if only it was flat, two
>knifes, a pair of stones, and my pocket watch. 0;)
>
<takes out a piece of paper> Hmmm... "Things to do" ..... <reads the
paper> I'll pass. <Atma gets nervous quickly, then grabs a suspicious
looking garbage bag and leaves in a hurry>
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
> Final Fantasy three, VI Japanese.
>
FFVII.
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
> Setzer. Setzer. Setzer. :) :) :)
>
Gee, I wonder...
>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
> The time that I met Robert Jordan in Atlanta, and found myself at a
>loss for words for the first time in my entire life. :) (He was really
>nice though) :)
>
This question contradicts itself. If it was embarrassing, why would want to
relive the experience?
>8) True or false?
> False.
>
I OBJECT, YOUR HONOR!
>9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
>recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
> Long story. tried to write a fantasy novel, ended up with a complex
>guild society system. Night = crime, Angel = Justice. plus it sounds
>cool. :)
>
Neo = NeoExDeath
Atma= Soul
Weapon = the Weapons in FFVII
3:16 = Austin 3:16
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
> a friend got me addicted, in return for addicting him to the Wheel of
>Time novels... :)
>
I got bored and rented FFIV one day...
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
> Night angel, defender of Setzer, Official Agff/ACE93 villianess, regent
>of the skull castle, and High Priestess of Setzertarianism.
>
Too many to list. See the Neo Sig.
>12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
> This morning. do you think i'm stupid as well as crazy??
>
<Paul Bearer> MURDERER! MURDERER! <Paul Bearer> Ugh... too long ago...
>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
> Pass.
>
Blood.
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
> Yes. a couple of times by atma, and once by somebody who I can't
>remember offhand... I wonder if I deserved it??
>
I've been killed thousands of times. Mostly by Gilbe for telling the world
what a whore Tifa is.
>15) How old are you?
> Driving age, but not voting age for another year or so. (16)
>
Pass.
>16) Wow? That old?
> Yeah. I'm not old enough yet to lie about my age. my weight is
>another matter.... :) :) :)
>
No, not that old, actually.
>17) What's your favorite color?
> Silver. or Black.
>
....
>18) What's your favorite book?
> "Neverwhere" by Neil Gaiman. check the sig. :)
>
What's a book? :)
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
> The Princess Bride, with "The Crow," "Shawshank Redemption," and "Monty
>Python, search for the Holy Grail" all coming in a close second. :)
>
Any movie where the Spice Girls die.
>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>you killed?
> "Sleep with me??" (no, I'm not asking)
>
"Can I revive Aeris?"
>
>there! now you try it!!
>
No.
[The Neo Sig thinks someone needs to tell Atma he ALREADY DID...]
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Welcome..... TO THE NEO SIG!
By: Neo-Atma Weapon 3:16
The Holy Champion of AGFF.
An Official Anti-Bob
The Official AGFF Psychopath
The most violent defender ever! The Defender of Aerith/Aeris!
The Anti-Yuffie, a title to truly be proud of!
A sufferer of GFS
The former God of Weapons
The former God of Death
Wielder of the holy Hind's Blood Excaliber, the most lethal weapon in AGFF.
Owner of the biggest and best sig in AGFF today!
Hater of the Spice Girls
Enemy of the revivalists
Class of 3:16
The most seen quote ever:
"Warning: Your signature file is too large. It has been truncated, please
make the file smaller." - Outlook Express while bitching about my sig, yet
doing nothing about it
!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*
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One of the biggest toilet medals in AGFF. Estimated to be *MASTERED* (at
9999) by the end of the summer.
Mottos. A rule to live by.
"Let Aerith rest in peace, or I'll make you rest in peace."
"Think my sig is too long? Get a faster modem, asshole."
"im cypher. i rule."
"I'm not racist/sexist/anti-whatever. I hate everyone equally."
AOL IM: NeoAtma
What's new? This is what's new. Top news in AGFF (in no order. I'm too
lazy to put them in order of when they happened.):
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*After a poll about the subject, this sig has grown even BIGGER. *
* *
*Keith Adams has started a flame war with Cypher. Adams, who quickly *
*got the hell kicked out of him, called in for the help of Fali and *
*Zero, who either did little flaming, or whined. *
* *
*Though still somewhat talked about, an argument about nudity and *
*violence in "Xenogears" is dying down. It is still unknown for sure *
*if Xenogears will make an American release. Anyone with confirmation *
*on the subject, please say so now. *
* *
*Everyone's favorite MPD case has once again changed his name. This *
*time from Bahamut ZERO to Sebastian Darkkstar. We are now taking bets*
*on how long this will last. Oddsmakers say one week. *
* *
*A fellow AGFFer, Jim/JVoovits3, was reportedly hit by a car and broke *
*a leg on 3/29/98. We all wish him a quick and speedy recovery. *
* *
*Cypher has reported that AGFF Wrestling: First Blood will be out by *
*Wednesday. *
* *
*It has been confirmed. Kain Aron Highwind has posted to AGFF on 3/29!*
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*So you're a newbie, huh? Here's a checklist for survival in AGFF: *
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*1. Never ask anything about reviving Aerith/Aeris or General Leo. *
*2. Never insult the sig here, no matter how big or small. *
*3. Quote top, reply bottom. ALWAYS quote. *
*4. Never insult a defended person around their defendee. *
*5. What's *that* pic, you ask? Picture Interceptor. Picture Relm. *
*Picture them "together". Now never speak of it again. *
*6. Don't feed the trolls. *
*7. You want to be a regular, huh? NEVER ask how. It'll completely *
*destroy your chances. You are only a regular when you've been here *
*for months and stopped caring if you're a regular. *
*8. Don't question why we call Aeris Aerith. It is her original *
*Japanese name. We hate the name Aeris. *
*9. No, you can't uncurse the cursed ring. *
*10. What's a the meaning of "meower", "hentai", and why do we all kill*
*each other like maniacs? A meower is someone who makes a reply that's*
*just the word "meow" about 1000 times. Hentai is drawn pornographic *
*pictures of characters. We all kill each because... well we just do. *
*11. Why is FFVII numbered that way when there's only 4? Because the *
*original Japanese numbering rates it at VII. In America we never got *
*2, 3, or 5. Our 2 is their 4, and our 3 is their 3. Sony decided to *
*use the proper numbering instead of DOA, er, NOA's "fucked up" system.*
*12. AGFF stands for alt.games.final-fantasy. *
*13. On-topic is welcome here, do not flame it. *
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*follow these few rules and/or not ask questions that I just answered..*
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A HUGE collection of quotes:
"I didn't really matter to me now that I think about it..." - Gilbe
"I'm murderize him!!!" - Kuibob
"Take it from the Cock-King here" - V. Val
"On a weird side note, if it had been called Atma Syndrome we would have
Atma Syndrome sufferers. We could call them ASSes." - Unright
"That's what I love about Usenet. You can be mutilated, maimed, and killed,
but not even know it till a week later." - GFox
"you know what scares me. that in ten or twenty years marcus is gonna sit
down with his kids and tell them about the birds and the bees and say
"well, kids all i ever wanted to know about sex i learned on agff"." - Kali
"along with freedom comes the responsibility to configure stuff!" - X
"How 'bout some ANL?" - Reno "I hope you didn't just misspell something." -
Vincent
"No kidding. If I had female legs, all I'd do all day is sit in my bed with
them bent in front of me, and just run my hands up and down my thighs...
ohhhh.... baby...." - GFox, after the sick fuck read a thread and was
getting hot with himself
"the image of me having oral sex with a dingo is at least a BIT unholy!" -
Belthasar
"Defendering AOL huh? i dont think Johnny Cochrin could..." - Deuch66
"reading this newsgroup to get information is like trying to fill your daily
reccomendation of Vitamin C by eating Skittles." - Unright
"Yep.. And your "unsubscribe" button is OUR friend..." - X, after a newbie
was told the shift key was his friend
"Write! Write! Let the bitch die!!" - Joshua after reading someone's idea
of a fanfic where Tifa dies instead of Aeris
"I'm a virgin. I've got to remedy this malady however possible." - Kain
"Man, them's good eatin'. I like eating 'em right in the mouth, I like
eating 'em a little slow, letting them melt in my mouth a bit. And
sometimes I just stick one on my tongue, let it melt a bit, push it against
the roof of my mouth, but don't use my teeth, slowly let it get spread out
between my tongue and the roof... and then all the flavor just pours out." -
GFox
"Ahem.... *what* did you say? Yeah, maybe she DOES have some
sort of extremist attitude. She's louder than Aeris, she's
dumber than Tifa, and she's a bitch that sneaks materia and
gold from you in the game. Sure, she might have more personality... but it's
not any GOOD personality!!!!" - Arcana, referring the vile bitch that is
Yuffie
"Frankly, I wish the sun would hurry up and supernova, take out the Earth.
And hopefully, on a life-supporting planet in some other star system
somewhere, a much more... intelligent form of "intelligent" life is
developing to bring some sort of... I dunno, warmth to the coldness of the
vacuum... (sigh)" - GFox
"Sportsmanship? What a load of crap. Don't preach your morality to me!
Steve Austin doesn't have any compassion. You want mercy? Take your ass to
church." - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
"It's just a joke item. Much like Tifa." - Reno
"I've decided to take Pigwalk's advice and become a lesbian" - Night Angel
"The monsters here are scary, and I can't find my way out... I'm about to
cry..." - Gilgamesh
"Go to hell. Go directly to hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200." -
Edwyn
"Are you trying to say that Tifa's a slut? You are so very wrong. Just
give her twenty bucks and she'll change your mind." - Timo Suave
"That's the thing about GFox' posts. You're happily reading through AGFF,
then suddenly his posts roll around and sit there screaming "EWWWWWWWW!" so
loud he could hear you if he were on Pluto." - Kain
"I also love Shadow. He has a very emotional past and is very
developed and has that...dark feel. Remember that Seinfeld episode
where George doesn't want Jerry to be funny so George could seem
funnier? So Jerry starts to act like he has no emotions and George's
girlfriend becomes attracted to him because of his darkness...Its
sorta like that" - Marcus
"It just feels like I am part of One Big, Dysfunctional, Psycotic, Homicial,
Suidical, Barbacidal, Sadistic, Pathetic, Perverted, Eccentric, Happy
Family. Thanks." - Belthasar
"64DD sounds like Tifa's bra size..." - X
"Funny you should mention this. I may have mentioned this before, but the
guy who lived in the room next to me last year said the following
conversation took place in his ninth grade health class:
Teacher: Blah blah blah and so semen is made mostly of sugars blah blah
blah. Question?
Girl at back of room: Then why does it taste so salty?
<Girl realizes what she has just said and runs out of the room in horror.
Class members fall out of their chairs laughing or roll their eyes in
disgust. I'm fairly sure the guy in the room next to me fell into the first
category.>" - Kain, proving he is in fact, infected with GFS
"ok, atma, now youve gone too far. i can take a flame war. i can take
trolls. i can take cypher. but the spice girls? isnt the hand that youre
holding that with dissolving from its evil powers as we speak?" - Rick
Healey
"You forget that Atma is almost as evil as the Scheiss Whores. Thus he is
immune to their horrific horrificness." - Kain, in reply to the last quote
from Rick
"NeoAtma: Ahhh, life is grand... I just tricked an AOL defender into saying
all AOLers are trolls...
Belthasar1: Thats the one good thing about idiots. you can play sadistic
games with them." - An IM conversation between Belthasar and myself
"Cuz yer a uncool imbacile. You can't get along with people. You can't
function with people. You need to be NICE to people. You always wanna hurt
somebody, you always wanna kill somebody. Try lovin somebody." - The sissy
voice of Grandmaster Hypocrite, and convicted rapist Mike Tyson, only months
after being banned from boxing for attempting to bite off someone's ear
"The family that slays together stays together" - Linda
"This will probably be a religion someday, the Aeris revivalists worshiping
Aeris and Ben Lansing, cursing Square for killing off their favorite
character, and sacrificing themselves in hopes that a new version with Aeris
revivable will be made." - Gilbe
"Actually i see how that can be a valid case. If a younger person were to
get 3rd degree burns, and couldn't walk well for the rest of their life,
they'd lose ALOT in wages, probably the millions. But for a 80 year old on
welfare? She aint doin no heavy lifting anyway? Just give her 40 bucks and
some fake dentures." - Pigwalk in reply to a thread about that old woman
that sued McDonalds after burnning herself with hot coffee
"you get Interceptor to lick Sieggy's balls on the ghost train" -
Animeg3282
"It's just the right shape for sucking while reading AGFF" - Animeg3282
"Whoever you are, you fucker, make the most of this weekend, 'cause it's the
last one you'll ever see....it's as plain as a pig's arse, and as ugly, that
you are casting aspertions upon Mary, Rachel, and me." - Linda after Timo
said something that I'm not gonna quote
"I've never had any cybersex but I think Greg said he had a couple of times,
only he didn't say what happened exactly." - Linda
"If Greg ever explained exactly what happened, Atma would kill him, bring
him back to life, and kill him again." - Rob, in response to Linda's above
comment
">>Kain: *phew*
>>
>>I'll just send her to you naked.
>>
>>Kain: WHAT!?!?!?
>
><Kain slams his windows shut, draws the curtains, throws a sign saying
"Danger -
>Bubonic Plague" on the door, and slams it and locks it>
>
>Try and get past THAT, so-called Rob! :)
You truly are naive, aren't you, Kain? Tifa doesn't give a damn
whether you have the Black Plague or not; she already has enough
terminal social diseases as it is. You're going to have to try harder
than that..." - A thread where Rob attempts to send Tifa to Kain
"I got the feeling that Vincent was high most of the adventure. He seemed to
hide in the corner of Highwind most of the time; he was probably shooting up
Mako or something." - Mark
"Besides, when you don't push for sex, the girl ends up pushing YOU for it.
That's a rather nice feeling. Why just today, an hour ago, Alli calls me up
and she's horny and... well, I won't say anything more about what we just
spent 45 minutes doing. #;-}>" - Greg
"Wow! Fascinating! I never knew the chemical reactions between the former
contents of my stomach and the contents of my wastebasket could be so
vigorous! Thanks for this glorious insight into the reactions of organic and
non-organic materials, GFox." - Kain's response to Greg's above comment
"A)Alli gets Herpes in the mouth from eating Tifa.
B)Greg devlelops anal warts from sleeping with Tifa
C) Greg also gets Syphalis, Mano, and many others.
D) Tifa dumps them both, goes to work as a biological weapon for Saddam
Hussien.
E) Wyvern laughs Ha! Ha! Ha!" - Wyvern in a reply to Greg when he was
talking about how he had a "threesome" with Allison and Tifa
"Atma doesn't accept friends. He just has people he doesn't hate as much as
other people." - Edwyn
"When I say "whatever" I usually mean "DIE GREG DIE!!!!!
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!"" - Neptune Salad
"CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG???? No? Okay, just making sure." - Mr Psycohed
"Die you evil toad!" - Aerith07
"Hmph! I feel left out. I'm the only one that hasn't gotten into anyone's
sig yet!" - JVoovits 3
"Death City.. hey look, it's initials are "DC". heh.." - Bahamut ZERO
"I saw the Hart Family Tree. I tried to cut it down." - Jerry "The King"
Lawler
"I don't hate Atma. I hate his .sig that crashes my modem all the time." -
Tomo
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Join the holy order of bandwidth wasting!
--- There's X many kinds of people sayings ---
There's two kinds of people in this world.
Those who say there's two kinds of people in the world, and those who don't.
There's three kinds of people in this world.
Those who can count, and those who can't.
there are two kinds of people in this world.
the righteous, and the unrighteous.
the righteous do the dividing, but the unrighteous are ion charge of
implementing it.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those that are normal and those
that divide people into two groups.
(Am I missing any? Of course I am. Add your favorite "There's X many kinds
of people" sayings now. Remember, the more I get, the more
bandwidth we'll waste!)
--- Trolls make Dumbass Comments ---
"People aren't overwhelmingly in favor of my opinions because I was labeled
a troll by Atma when I started posting my pro-Nintendo argument." -
DemonWall, trying to convince himself that people are only pro-PSX because I
make them that way
"This is why you should truly feel sorry for anyone with a sig that's over a
page long. Especially that atma guy. He's definately lacking in some
department. He's probably impotent or something. And this god of death
stuff? ha... I hate stupid people." - JT, whining after his 300 baud modem
got it's ass kicked by this sig, and he attempted to attack me with his lack
of knowledge of AGFF's title workings
"I have these games for trade(all comes with the manual and the box):
Tombraider2" - JT, who was just days before complaining he HATED Tomb
Raider, and seems to of bought it for some odd reason
Tyler Jay Harvey
Night Angel wrote:
> Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> Here, I'll start:
>
> BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Tyler Jay Harvey, but just use my first name please.
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
reading since mid-January, posting since mid-February
> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
"Scenes from the South Side" - Bruce Hornsby
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
Nothing, currently.
>
>
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
So far, FF Tactics, but I may change my mind after finishing FF5
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Lenna, from FF5
> 7) - 9) I either can't or won't answer
>
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
I bought FF1 after playing Dragon Warrior 1.(cringe)
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
I have none yet
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
I take the Fifth Amendment.
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
> Pass.
Likewise
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Only once, for starting an on-topic thread.
> 15) How old are you?
20
> 16) Wow? That old?
Yeah, pretty soon I'll be playing FFXII in a retirement home.
> 17) What's your favorite color?
Blue and grey
> 18) What's your favorite book?
Terry Brooks Shannara series
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
I don't have enough time to watch movies.
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
To get me killed, or to get me to kill?
> there! now you try it!!
>
>
> Night Angel
>
--
Tyler Jay Harvey
AGFF Apprentice & General Student of Life
"Brush off vanity and show reality!" - Ramza, FF Tactics
"You know, for a demon lord, he's not such a bad guy"
- Atma, referring to himself
"Right. I'll just be fleeing to the hills now." - Ash
"Everybody knows how you play is who you are"
- Bruce Hornsby
Gann0n
Night Angel wrote:
>
> Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> Here, I'll start:
sure I'll bite... (Its a GFS feeding frenzy!)
>
> BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
> Margaret Anne Matthews, aka Night Angel
Kevin Sean Crist Aka: Gann0n, CainMarko, Xen0gears, SuzuharaT, Eva03,
KevinNash..
(all my EFNet IRC nicks, tho KevinNash is sometimes taken by someone
else.. then I'll just use
KeviNash or KevNash... or HsanNivek ;P )
>
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
> Since early last november.
shorty after FF7 came out (early September)
>
> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
> The cure, Wild Mood swings.
my PC CDrom: Escaflowne:Over the sky (Anime soundtrack)
Boom box CD:RageATM: evil empire
>
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
> A little pewter disk that resembles the earth, if only it was flat, two
> knifes, a pair of stones, and my pocket watch. 0;)
ummm.... lint :P
>
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
> Final Fantasy three, VI Japanese.
FF4
>
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
> Setzer. Setzer. Setzer. :) :) :)
Edge, Zeromus, FF7 Cid...
>
> 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
> The time that I met Robert Jordan in Atlanta, and found myself at a
> loss for words for the first time in my entire life. :) (He was really
> nice though) :)
loseing to a Ryu/wolverine scrub team in MvC... damnit...
>
> 8) True or false?
> False.
the statment below is true.
the statment above is false.
>
> 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
> Long story. tried to write a fantasy novel, ended up with a complex
> guild society system. Night = crime, Angel = Justice. plus it sounds
> cool. :)
the Name: My favorite game series has always been the Zelda games, and I
know there are too many "Links"
out there... :P
The Zero: A "rememberance" to a dear friend of mine whom I have lost
touch to... her Net nick was "L0ner"
and we first meet on those "chat" webpages (this was before "java" was
made) We even talked on the phone
(i'm near Seattle WA, she was in Vancouver BC) that was a good three
years ago... her Email Addy no longer works and I have lost her phone #
(even then, I think she was there for summer vacation only)...
Sarah, If your out there somewhere, drop me a line eh? :)
>
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
> a friend got me addicted, in return for addicting him to the Wheel of
> Time novels... :)
I saw a preview of FF1 in Nintendo Power and I liked what I saw, nuff
said
>
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
> Night angel, defender of Setzer, Official Agff/ACE93 villianess, regent
> of the skull castle, and High Priestess of Setzertarianism.
too lazy to type... cut n paste from .sig:
Gann0n:
Official AGFF Resident Evil, Official Defender of Maya Ibuki
Official Hogonoseijin no Satsujinsha
(Patron Saint of Killers/Murderers)
Owner of The Lance of Longinus
The God of Final Fantasy IV, Patron saint of *That* picture
>
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
> This morning. do you think i'm stupid as well as crazy??
eep...<quickly gulps down a pint of water and a half-dozen pills>
>
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
> Pass.
blood
>
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
> Yes. a couple of times by atma, and once by somebody who I can't
> remember offhand... I wonder if I deserved it??
Have I been killed? hummm...
>
> 15) How old are you?
> Driving age, but not voting age for another year or so. (16)
old enough... 21
>
> 16) Wow? That old?
> Yeah. I'm not old enough yet to lie about my age. my weight is
> another matter.... :) :) :)
I can't date girls under 18 anymore :(
>
> 17) What's your favorite color?
> Silver. or Black.
Black and Gold, or Dark Ice Blue
>
> 18) What's your favorite book?
> "Neverwhere" by Neil Gaiman. check the sig. :)
"The Screwtape Letters" C.S. Lewis
>
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
> The Princess Bride, with "The Crow," "Shawshank Redemption," and "Monty
> Python, search for the Holy Grail" all coming in a close second. :)
Princess Bride, Young Frankinstein, Face/Off, Transformers: the movie
any of the Monty Python movies, Willow
>
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
> "Sleep with me??" (no, I'm not asking)
"Hey Jim, mind if I take Amy barhopping tonight?"
>
> there! now you try it!!
>
--
"I'll Tell you what will come in the next millennium;
1000 more years of the same old crap."
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|-Gann0n-| -- Dyslexia 6:13
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Jakuniku kyoushoku
--
Official AGFF Resident Evil, Official Defender of Maya Ibuki
--
Official Hogonoseijin no Satsujinsha
(Patron Saint of Killers/Murderers)
Owner of The Lance of Longinus
--
The God of Final Fantasy IV, Patron saint of *That* picture
--
"Acts of Men are better then Acts of God"
--Katsuragi Misato
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http://home.earthlink.net/~gann0n/
gan...@earthlink.net or cris...@hotmail.com AIM: Gann0n316
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"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but
not ill."
Paradox
Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote in article
<3521B3...@compuserve.com>...
> Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> Here, I'll start:
>
> BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Paradox aka Robert Light
>
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
about a month
>
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
wallet, pocketknife, keys, a little change
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
Final Fantasy three, VI Japanese.
>
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Celes, Locke and Sabin.
> 8) True or false?
> true
>
> 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
it's my email address.
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
Got a copy of Final Fantasy 1 a long time ago.
>
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
see sig
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
it must have been... <two men in white shirts come in> oh! right now!!
>
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
blood
>
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
yes, I lost track.
>
> 15) How old are you?
19
>
> 16) Wow? That old?
yes
>
> 17) What's your favorite color?
blue
>
> 18) What's your favorite book?
The Stand by Stephen King
>
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
:)
>
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
all of them, if in doubt, you're going to die!
>
>
> there! now you try it!!
>
>
NO!!! and you can't make me!
--
-Paradox
Defender of Celes and Wielder of the Almighty Chain Saw!
"If there's anything more important than my ego around here, I want it
caught and shot."
-Zaphod Beeblebrox
AIM name: ParadoxTxs
"It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because
there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every
one of them is inhabited. Therfore, there must be a finite number of
inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to
nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in
the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the
population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may
meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination."
-Douglas Adams The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
On Tue, 31 Mar 1998 22:26:16 -0500, Night Angel
<7377...@compuserve.com> interrupted my constant drinking of coffee
and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
>Here, I'll start:
>
All right! I'm always up for this!!
>BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
>1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Jason Koha, aka Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
>
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
Since March 13th
>
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
I don't have a CD player, but the last thing I listened to on
the computer was a classical music compilation.
>
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
Nothing, absolutely nothing.
>
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
Final Fantasy VII, since it's the only one I've played in any
detail
>
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Aerith and Cloud (even though he is a whacko)
>
>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
I'll pass on this one
>8) True or false?
True
>9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
>recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
I came up with it after someone here gave me a medieval flail.
>
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
I bought Final Fantasy VII after hearing everyone say how
great it was.
>
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
I am Wielder of the Mighty Flail, Defender of Anything that
needs Defending, and User of Coffee Magic.
>
>12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
I never take any medicine. I even try to avoid ibuprofen when
I have a headache.
>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
I do not, and have never had, Cheez Whiz on my shirt.
>
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
I don't think so. I came REAL close to being killed by Amy
once, though.
>
>15) How old are you?
16
>
>16) Wow? That old?
Yes, that old.
>
>17) What's your favorite color?
Teal
>
>18) What's your favorite book?
I try to avoid books, along with anything else that could make
me learn.
>
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
Monty Python and The Holy Grail, and any Anime I can get my
hands on.
>
>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>you killed?
I don't really have one of these.
>
>
>there! now you try it!!
OK. I just did. Now quit nagging!
Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
Wielder of the Mighty Flail
AIM name: JasonMoMW
Unofficial Defender of Anything that needs Defending
Co-defender of Small Girl (since I'm not the first)
Owner of a Cape Coin, bestowed by Eldrick
Owner of Ash's packet of Smarties
<<<Quotes>>>
Hi! I'm Sailor Edwyn! I kill for love and justice!
And in the name of gratuitous violence, I will punish you!
-Edwyn, replying to N.S. saying he needs to love, not hate
I'll give you a Prozac if you put me in your sig file!
-Ranma, trying desperately to get in someone's sig
This is from a message wondering if it was possible
for Sephiroth to join your your party in FF VII.
And when you win, he's beating himself.
-Laughing Vigilante, speaking of Sephiroth
Eww..sick!!! Over WhAt..???Nake pics of Aeris or
something????EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
-Small Girl, replying to the above quote from LV
You make the most dumbass replies, Atma...
-Bahamut Zero
THE IRONY METER IS OFF THE SCALE!
SHE'S GONNA BLOW, CAPTAIN!
[The sig is laughing at BZ.]
-NeoAtma, responding to BZ's above quote
This is from the end of a message Atma posted
after he left.
[The sig thinks Atma is a hypocrite for posting.]
Oh yeah? Well the sig can goto hell.
[The sig doesn't like that attitude.]
I don't give a damn.
[The sig thinks Atma is being a dickhead again.]
Oh yeah? You wanna see me be a dickhead? <calls the bank and tells them to
no longer allow the sig to withdraw on the expense account.>
[The sig thinks you should at least post an I'm back message if you're gonna
be a weakass bastard about this.]
Fucking sig! I'm not back, I made one post explaining what happened!
<begins choking the sig>
[The sig..... CAN'T BREATHE!]
100 posts to AGFF! (Do I get some kind of award for this?)
Ash666
On Tue, 31 Mar 1998 22:26:16 -0500, Night Angel
>Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
French is boring, I take it? :) Well, I have nothing better to do. :)
>Here, I'll start:
>BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
I'll hold you to it . . .
>1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Ash666
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
Lurking since Augest, first post in November or December.
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
The 8th single in the Urusei Yatsura single box set
(Ai wa boomerang/Nebokemanako)
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
The inside of my pocket, the other side of the inside of my pocket,
lint, and the thread holding the two sides of my pocket together.
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
Not counting most of the game after you get the second airship, FF6j.
If I have to look at it as a whole, 7.
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Celes and Cloud, the two characters whom I am the closest to matching.
>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
I *SAID* I'd hold you to it.
>8) True or false?
Ditto.
>9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
>recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
Semi-long story. Chose Ash because I like the Evil Dead movies, chose
666 because Ash, Ash1, Ash2, Ash3, etc, were already taken, and had a
feeling 666 wouldn't be. :)
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
Played the first one sometime around when I was 10 or 12, and didn't
like it. (Hey, you didn't ask how I became a fan. :)
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
I think I'm the Official AGFF "God of All That Exists", Original
Incarnation of the Dalai Lama, and some other stuff. Look in the sig.
>12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
I took some cold medicine this morning . . .
>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
That's just what the shirt looks like. Haven't you ever seen tie-dye?
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Once by Atma, then I got him back, then he made it a dream (the
bastard!)
>15) How old are you?
16, 17 in July.
>16) Wow? That old?
It's kinda' scary that I already have to think a minute to remember my
age. :)
>17) What's your favorite color?
Black, Red & Green.
>18) What's your favorite book?
The Dark Tower III: The Wastelands, and that's the truth!
I love the whole Dark Tower series, and that's the truth!
They were written by Stephen King, and that's the truth!
It's better than anything he's ever written, and that's the truth!
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Beatiful Dreamer (2nd Urusei Yatsura
movie), and John Carpenter's "They Live". For today, anyways.
>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>you killed?
"If I shoplifted something from this gunshop last week, did you
notice?"
>there! now you try it!!
It's easy and fun, and best of all, it's free! This week only!
Ash666 - "Tomorrow is another day. Damn."
Official AGFF God of "All That Exists"
Official AGFF God of America
Official AGFF Original Incarnation of the Dalai Lama of Tibet
Official AGFF Unabomber
Philosophy: Jesus died for our sins. So should you.
=============================-=-=-=-=-===============================
==35. JUMPING OFF BRIDGES (slice and dice with piano wire)
Time: 9.87 ms-2; 4 to 10 meters; calculate it yourself!
Available: Rope, pianowire and a high bridge.
Certainty: Fairly certain
Notes: Never been tried. Can also be used with a fairly
high building, but then the art-motive will
disappear.
Cut the rope and wire in various lengths. Each
length must not be longer than the height of the
bridge.
Tie one end of the ropes and wires to the bridge
Tie the other part of the ropes to different bodyparts
like thigh, calves, torso etc. Then tie the
pianowires around your joints. (Don't forget your
genitals..)
When you jump various parts of you body are whipped
away by the pianowire nooses, and your bits are held
up by the ropes swaying in the breeze.
If you to this right you should end up with just your
torso hanging by it's neck above the sea, highway,
ground.
Do it with friends, and call it art.
(From the a.s.h methods file)
=============================-=-=-=-=-===============================
"Tifa always used to be with this three-some." - Cloud
"To alcohol . . . the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"
- The Great Homer
[Talking to Satan, his father]
Kevin: In the Bible you loose. We're destined to loose, Dad.
Satan: Consider the source, Son!!!
"Are we going to die, son?"
"Yeah, but at least we'll take a lot of innocent people with us."
- Homer and Bart Simpson
"Which means we're equal, he and I! No! I'm even MORE equal!" - Ryoga
"I control the past. I'll be damned if I know what to do with the
present, and to hell with the future. I'm not going to be there,
don't want to go there, and would hate you if you made me. It's a
perfect life." - Constance Rattigan, Death is a Lonely Business
"It is usually not good form to use adjectives like "interesting"
when describing one's own work. It makes people think you are
arrogant rather than humble. It is better to appear humble and
be arrogant than the other way around." - Skeptic's Dictionary
"Delays are temporary, mediocrity is forever." - Victor Ireland
Neptune Salad
> it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> Here, I'll start:
>
> BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
Well, I don't like these questionnaires anyway.
> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
I'll skip this one.
>
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
February, I guess.
>
> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
I have three right now. Back in Black, Last Action Hero Soundtrack (just
for the AC/DC song), and Living in Oblivion, Vol. 5.
>
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
Two receipts from prostitutes, one person (figuratively), and one
absolutely nothing (just kidding, of course).
>
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
The one made by Square. Actually, I'm still trying to finish 5.
>
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
I don't have any.
>
> 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
Skip that one.
>
> 8) True or false?
Ack, Jim Morrison's eyes are *really* red there.
>
> 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
I'm not ready to tell everyone that yet.
>
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
I decided to buy FF2(us) instead of Actraiser.
>
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
Huh? Oh, God of Seafood.
>
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
Do you count marijuana? I'm still in the process... there, done (haw).
>
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
...Could be anything...
>
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Well, I'm on your list, but Atma, Baha, and some other expected ones.
>
> 15) How old are you?
17.
>
> 16) Wow? That old?
Yeah... I only have about 5 decades left to live.
>
> 17) What's your favorite color?
Blue! ... No! AAAAAAAAAA!!
>
> 18) What's your favorite book?
The Cecil Adams book, or the Howard Stern book (the first one), or this
Dennis Miller book, or the George Carlin book, or Sphere (Michael
Chrichton), or some other's that I'm probably forgetting.
>
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
I have a 20 tie for best movie, but this MTV commercial reminds me to
mention Clerks, then there's Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, and you
mentioning The Princess Bride reminds me that that's one of them.
>
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
I don't know, actually.
>
>
> there! now you try it!!
>
I can't believe that I gave out a bunch of unknown information about myself
on one of these stupid intro polls.
N.S.
--
The God of Seafood
Biggest Cecil Adams fan in AGFF
Trying to cut down on the Merry Widow over-defending (on request)
AIM name: Neptune Sd
"Merry Widow: Waldorf Salad is a fruit salad made with apples...
walnuts... raisins... and ... *gag* maynnaise. It rocks!
Me: I love it when you talk food to me."
- An AIM conversation with me and Merry
"I remeber, the best hentai pic I've ever seen (and I didn't download
it...dammit. Is of a girl having sex, apparently for the first time,
with a guy who she seems to have feelings for. She's holding hands with him
as he gently fucks her, and she has tears in her eyes, but she's also
smiling, so I assume they are joyus tears. The picture has no words, but
it's
clear this girl loves the guy very much, trusts him and is happy to be with
him.
That's the kind of hentai I like. Long live romance!"
- Wyvern said I could quote this
Sebastian Darkkstar
The Ataskachian records state that on Tue, 31 Mar 1998 22:26:16 -0500, Night
Angel wrote a message archived as Agff, introduce yourselves!!! to
alt.games.final-fantasy:
>Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
>Here, I'll start:
>
>BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
> Since early last november.
Early September, late August.
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
> The cure, Wild Mood swings.
Well, since I use my PSX as a CD player.. probably Resident Evil 2.
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
> A little pewter disk that resembles the earth, if only it was flat, two
>knifes, a pair of stones, and my pocket watch. 0;)
I'm not wearing any pants. ;-) J/k.. let's see.. a pack of gum, my wallet,
some loose change, and that's about it.
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
> Final Fantasy three, VI Japanese.
FFT.
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
> Setzer. Setzer. Setzer. :) :) :)
Hint: All the Cids suck. Except Orlandu.
>9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
>recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
> Long story. tried to write a fantasy novel, ended up with a complex
>guild society system. Night = crime, Angel = Justice. plus it sounds
>cool. :)
I dunno, my twisted mind came up of this one. The previous 2 were from FF7.
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
> a friend got me addicted, in return for addicting him to the Wheel of
>Time novels... :)
Well, I asked my sister (this was a really long time ago) to rent me Final
Fight, or something, becaus she was going to the video store. She got me FF
Mystic Quest, I think (she thought it was the same thing.. phht..). I later got
FF6 and then 4, then 7 and T.
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
> Night angel, defender of Setzer, Official Agff/ACE93 villianess, regent
>of the skull castle, and High Priestess of Setzertarianism.
Well, I think I'm the only Arc Knight working for the Microwave.
>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
> Pass.
No stain.
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
> Yes. a couple of times by atma, and once by somebody who I can't
>remember offhand... I wonder if I deserved it??
I don't think you'd ever deserve that. :-) I got killed by you a few times,
and IIRC, Atma and someone else.
>15) How old are you?
> Driving age, but not voting age for another year or so. (16)
)(
>17) What's your favorite color?
> Silver. or Black.
Black, or white.
>18) What's your favorite book?
> "Neverwhere" by Neil Gaiman. check the sig. :)
Probably one from the collection of SW books I have.
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
> The Princess Bride, with "The Crow," "Shawshank Redemption," and "Monty
>Python, search for the Holy Grail" all coming in a close second. :)
Hmm.. don't know.. couldn't really say.
>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>you killed?
> "Sleep with me??" (no, I'm not asking)
I don't think that'd get you killed... :-) probably "How d0 I r3vive Aeri$
d00d?".
--
.
//
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' Visit me in my new castle, alt.fan.bahamut-zero.
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IM: SDarkkstar
Sebastian Darkkstar
The Ataskachian records state that on Tue, 31 Mar 1998 23:51:58 -0500, Terra
Branford wrote a message archived as Re: Agff, introduce yourselves!!! to
alt.games.final-fantasy:
>Night Angel wrote:
>>
>> Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>> it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>> for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>> purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
>> Here, I'll start:
>>
>> BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>>
>> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
>
>Terra Branford.
>
>> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
>
>Don't remember.
>
>> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
>
>Final Fantasy 3us, because it's not a game, it's real for me.
>
>> 8) True or false?
>
>Always true.
>
>> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
>
>I'm in one, silly.
>
>> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
>
>No.
>
>> 15) How old are you?
>
>18
>
>> 16) Wow? That old?
>
>Well, that's what it says in my profile.
>
>> 17) What's your favorite color?
>
>Green.
Hi Josh!
JVoovits 3
Night Angel Wrote:
>Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
You have way too much time on your hands....either that or you should pay
attention in class.
>BTW: all questions ARE optional!
Good:)
>1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
James Iacono
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
Since early to mid January or something like that.
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
CD Rom: Warcraft 2
CD player: The best of Mozart
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
I don't have pockets in my jogging pants.
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
1
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
The Black Wizard and Yuffie
>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
Um..... I can't remember.
>8) True or false?
or
>9) How did you get you net name?
Nickname for a card in Magic: the Gathering.
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
My brother first bought ff1 for NES a long time ago, I played it and liked it.
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
Defender of the heroes of ff1.(soon to be Defender of FF1 in general),
Co-defender of AOL.
>12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
Just 10 minutes ago I took more Tylenol for my broken leg.
>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
How'd you guess?
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup?
Not yet, I try not to get on anyone's nerves.
>15) How old are you?
18
>16) Wow? That old?
Yeah
>17) What's your favorite color?
Blue (except in Magic, I hate blue, I like green in Magic)
>18) What's your favorite book?
Um..... "Garfield out to Lunch"
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
The 3 Stooges meet Hercules
>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>you killed?
>
How do you revive Aerith?
>there! now you try it!!
I just did.
I thought this was Quiza's Job to ask the stupid questions?
Jim
Beware of the Sengir and his uncle, the Baron.
Close and personal friend of the Kjeldoran Frostbeast.
Sworn Enemies to Serra
100 posts to AGFF!
Sole defender of the Heroes of FF1
Co-defender of AOL
Sean Daugherty
On Tue, 31 Mar 1998 22:26:16 -0500, Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com>
wrote:
>1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Sean Christian Daugherty
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
My first post was on November 11, 1996, though I didn't become a true
regular poster until April 1997.
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
Soundtrack to "The Wedding Singer"... As a rule, I'm not crazy about
80's music, but there's a few good songs on the CD that I wouldn't get
otherwise.
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
Nothing. My pants don't have pockets.
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
Toss-up between FF5 and FF Tactics.
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Yuffie, Vincent (FF7), and Agrias (FFT)
>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
Erm... next please
>8) True or false?
Yes
>9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
>recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
Erm... I took my real name, typed it out on the keyboard, wrote a
message, and clicked "Send."
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
Combination of Nintendo Power's review of FF6 and the FF6 TV
commercial (the one with Mog and the monster recruitment drive).
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
Head of the AGFFSDIAIA (AGFF Secret Department of Intelligence And
Internal Affairs), Official Vice-Janitor Pro-Tem, Head of the FF4 Defamation
League, and Acting AGFF Beatles' Freak in Kain's absence.
>12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
Two hours ago.
>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
It was designed that way!!! <G>
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Attempted murder a few times by Atma, all deflected cunningly by my
army of clones.
>15) How old are you?
16 (17 on May 20th).
>17) What's your favorite color?
Purple
>18) What's your favorite book?
"Anno Dracula" by Kim Newman
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
"Nosferatu" from 1922, followed by "Monty Python and the Holy
Grail," "Tenchi Muyo! In Love," and "2001."
>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>you killed?
"How do you revive..." <Sound of rapid-pulse gunfire>
------
Sean Christian Daugherty (AIM Nickname: HeiwaIkari)
"Elementary penguins singing Hari Krishna
Man, you should've seen them kicking
Edgar Allen Poe..."
-The Beatles, "I Am The Walrus"
ALL UNSOLICITED E-MAILERS WILL BE SHOT ON SITE!
The Laughing Vigilante
On Tue, 31 Mar 1998 22:26:16 -0500, after having too much to drink,
Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> slapped themself in the
forehead and then yelled into alt.games.final-fantasy:
>Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
>Here, I'll start:
>
>BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
>1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
> Margaret Anne Matthews, aka Night Angel
James Anderson, The Laughing Vigilante
>
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
> Since early last november.
Mid January.
>
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
> The cure, Wild Mood swings.
Don't know, but the Eagles are on the radio. WOO-HOO!
>
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
> A little pewter disk that resembles the earth, if only it was flat, two
>knifes, a pair of stones, and my pocket watch. 0;)
Knife, zippo, keys, lint.
>
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
> Final Fantasy three, VI Japanese.
IV
>
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
> Setzer. Setzer. Setzer. :) :) :)
Kain, Vincent.
>
>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
> The time that I met Robert Jordan in Atlanta, and found myself at a
>loss for words for the first time in my entire life. :) (He was really
>nice though) :)
Nevermind...
>
>8) True or false?
> False.
No fair! Trick question!
>
>9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
>recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
> Long story. tried to write a fantasy novel, ended up with a complex
>guild society system. Night = crime, Angel = Justice. plus it sounds
>cool. :)
The antagonist of the main character in a friends story, entitled "The
Smiling Bandit."
>
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
> a friend got me addicted, in return for addicting him to the Wheel of
>Time novels... :)
A friend, and it was cheap at the time.
>
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
> Night angel, defender of Setzer, Official Agff/ACE93 villianess, regent
>of the skull castle, and High Priestess of Setzertarianism.
Co-psycopath, co-defender of the ladies, Secret Sobriety Police.
>
>12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
> This morning. do you think i'm stupid as well as crazy??
I gave it to the dog.
>
>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
> Pass.
Umm... nevermind.
>
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
> Yes. a couple of times by atma, and once by somebody who I can't
>remember offhand... I wonder if I deserved it??
I don't know.
>
>15) How old are you?
> Driving age, but not voting age for another year or so. (16)
Will be 16 on Sunday.
>
>16) Wow? That old?
> Yeah. I'm not old enough yet to lie about my age. my weight is
>another matter.... :) :) :)
Yes. I'm not a lying bastard.
>
>17) What's your favorite color?
> Silver. or Black.
Blood red. Preferably with actual blood involved.
>
>18) What's your favorite book?
> "Neverwhere" by Neil Gaiman. check the sig. :)
Too many to list.
>
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
> The Princess Bride, with "The Crow," "Shawshank Redemption," and "Monty
>Python, search for the Holy Grail" all coming in a close second. :)
Too many.
>
>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>you killed?
> "Sleep with me??" (no, I'm not asking)
"I'm a dumbass who doesn't quote and who likes to use my freedom of
speech to infringe upon other peoples freedom of speech."
Or words that can be seen as such.
>
>
>there! now you try it!!
I already did. But it didn't work.
The Laughing Vigilante
Air...@SPAM.SUCKS.hotmail.com (I hope you know what to do)
AIM: LafngVglnt
ICQ: 9564334
Co-Defender of the Ladies of AGFF
AGFF Official Secret Sobriety Police
Official AGFF Co-Psychopath
Official Maintainer of AGFF Troll Prison and Torture Chambers
Visitors Hours: Whenever
Official Corrupt Bastion of Law and Order in AGFF and ACE
Wielder of the Burlap Sack Full of Doorknobs
The Biggest Nerd on the Face of the Earth
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Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
On 1 Apr 1998 05:15:10 GMT, jvoo...@aol.com (JVoovits 3) interrupted
my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup?
>
>Not yet, I try not to get on anyone's nerves.
>Jim
That's not true! I killed you once! I don't rememver why, though....
Wyvern
Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote in article
<3521B3...@compuserve.com>...
> Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> Here, I'll start:
>
> BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
>
Wyvern. I have no real name. (well, I do, but I like this one better! ^_^)
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
Lurker since november, '97, made first post ever in January, '98
> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
The soundtrack to AMADAUES (sp?)
>
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
five dollars, a pen, a note to Beth wich I was going to pass to her in
english but never did, and some lint.
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
It looks like FF5's gonna be my fav, but I won't pass judgement until I
beat it. For now, FFVII
.
>
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Oh boy. Kefka, Cloud, Aerith, Gau, Cecil, Sephiroth, Palom & Porom (no one
ever mentions them! They were cool!) Gilgamesh,Magus, Cyan, Terra, Locke
> 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
Just look at the bottom of Neptune Salad's sig. ^^;;
> 8) True or false?
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! so, false.
>
> 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
"Wyvern" was the tenative title of a manga-esque comic I was once planning
in wich a (Wyvern) small dragonlike creature escapes from hell and ends up
at a teenage girl's house in Japan. He falls in love with her, wich creates
problems because A) she's a human B) she dosen't like him. and C) satan
himself is after Wyvern, so all sorts of demonic beings keep showing up to
ruin his romantic plans.
Now, though, that idea is dust, and "Wyvern" is just some evil mastermind
in a castle on the outskirts of AGFF-land ^_-
(it's also FF realted-that's the name of the boss you have to fight for the
Crystal Sword in FF4)
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
Well, the first FF game I played was FF1, but it didn't impress me (it
still doesen't) But then, I got FF2 for my birthday (along with an snes to
play it on) I haven't been the same since.
>
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
oh,boy.
-AGFF God Of Romance (proclaimed by N. S.)
-AGFF defender of Chivalry (self-proclaimed, but it goes with romance)
-AGFF defender of Washu and Tenchi Muyo in general (self-proclaimed)
-Defender of E-chan (proclaimed by myself and E-chan)
-an AGFF Original Villian (i.e., someone who was ALWAYS evil, from the
first day they set foot in this Newsgroup, and was never good-aliganed)
-AGFF simpsons expert (after I got a perfect score on someone's
near-impossible Simpsons quiz and no one else did)
-Member of AGFF co-defenders of cats (offered membership by Fulgore, I also
wrote the official C-doc slogan "May the feline be with you!")
-member of Small Girl's ellipse faction (cause elipse's are cool!)
-Wielder of the fiendsword, Madricker (wich I quested for after someone
said we needed a weapon to counter Atma's Excaliber)
-holder of way too many titles (duh)
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
You mean my pot? Uh...it's medicinal, officer! ^^;;
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
Blood. One of my soldiers was mouthing off to me, so...
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
several times. The first time ever by Atma,(who called me "Wyvernboy," of
all things...)
> 15) How old are you?
Old enough to know better. ^_^ Okay, okay, I'm 17.
>
> 16) Wow? That old?
Don't you mouth off to me, ya whipper-snapper! Why, when I was sixteen,
things were different! No Spice Girls, none of this hanky-panky int the
white house, either! And none of this new-fangeled usenet crap, either! (I
didn't have a computer.) No, sir, not in MY day! Why I remember one time
I-zzzzzzzz......
> 17) What's your favorite color?
Grey. It's so symbolic.
> 18) What's your favorite book?
"1984" by George "God" Orwell
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
(in no particular order)
"Twelve Monkeys," "Contact," The Indiana Jones trilogy, "Tecnhi Muyo
in Love"
"Amadaes" (probably my all-time fav) "Tenchi: Midsummer's Eve," "One Few
Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
"Goodfellas," "The Silence of the Lambs" "Platoon" and "Chinatown"
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
Probably if I said something defending Kuibob and Linda. That would bring a
few people who can't let things stay in the past pissed off, but I'd
probably just ignore them :)
there! now you try it!!
I HAVE tried it. It makes you feel all funny....
>
> Night Angel
-Wyvern
The AGFF God of Romance,
giver of roses, gifts ,passonite kisses,
also defender of chivalry,
devoted servant of females everywhere,
who will not rest until every girl is happy.(no GFS, please)
Welcome cupid's arrow when it strikes (but beware Kid Icarus', Hawkeye's or
Green Arrow's, they'll just give you puncture wounds)
and you'll be a happier person for it.
Beth, if you're reading this, I love you.
LONG LIVE ROMANCE!!!!
An AGFF Original Villian (tm)
Defender of E-chan
AGFF Defender of Washu, and all things Tenchi
AGFF Simpsons expert
Proud member of AGFF Co-Defenders of Cats
Proud Member of .......the Elipse Faction!
Lord of the Dragonkeep
Weilder of the fiend sword,MADRICKER!
Mysterious benafactor to the SQUARE SOFT DEFENSE FORCE!!!!
Holder of way too many titles!
But wait! Have you met my henchmen?
WINSTON, my faithful and easily frightened butler,
CEDRIC, apprentice wizard and kawaii lizardlike creature,
NATHANIEL, the pissed-off minotaur with a heart of gold (and an axe)
AN ARMY OF DRAGONMEN, who don't eat much and are easy to please, therefore
keeping costs down.
and MATH PUPPY! To the rescue!
Winner of the "Really big but not as big as Atma's" waste of Bandwidth
award!
Winner of the "So surreal it even freaks out Edwyn" post of the day award!
10 Belthasar Points
5 Darkkstar points
285 Cutey points
"We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness..."-Orwell
____________________________
this space is dedicated to the memory
of those whom we have lost.
Linda
Kuibob
...................you will be missed.
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YAAAAAA! Quotes! Run for your lives!
"Any dream worth having is a dream worth fighting for."-Charles Xavier
"I'm feeling a lot of love in this newsgroup...good thing, 'cause out here
in RL, it's not as common."-Timo Suave
"Ah, the dream of every anime fan...to be that 'ordinary high school
student'..."-Edwyn
"What was that? Grab a pickaxe and murder everyone for ten square miles?
Oh, eleven?
Okay!"-Atma
"Greg, I can honestly say, you are one sick motherfucker."- Atma to Greg,
after he...I won't even say it.
"Mankind must surley be mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he makes Gods
by the dozens."
-unknown
"Lisa, if the bible has thought us nothing else,-and it hasen't-it's that
girls should stick to girl sports, like foxy boxing, hot oil wrestling, and
so forth."-America's favorite male chauvinist, Homer Simpson
"I'm sending a team of dwarves to your home. They will arrive shortly and
begin sodomizing you."-Neo Rubicant
"Look, an Ultra COOOMBO! Right, time for some tea! Back in
five!"-Knightmare
"Hold on to your shorts and don't piss in 'em!"-Cid, FFVII
"She wished for world peace as the monkey's last finger curled. And
somewhere, in a bunker, deep underground, a man trips. A bright silent
light spreads throughout the world, and there is peace."
-unknown
"Who's a chick? I'm a LADY and don't you forget it. Chicks are animals!
Anyway,
-you're forgiven :)"- Amy, setting Thierry straight
"You want a bunch of advertisements with the occasional review
which have absolutely no opinion whatsoever and looks like it
was directly ripped from the manual along with walkthroughs
littered with spoilers??? WE GOT 'EM RIGHT HERE!"
-Edwyn, on the debacle that is Electronic Gaming Monthly
"Old man Wyvern... that old man Wyvern... he must know something... but
don't say nothing. He just keeps rolling... he just keeps rolling along."
-Dan Posluns, audtioning for "Showboat"
"I have only one thing to say: I hate golf."
-a man from Montana named Butch
"I don't know if it's just that Atma has left, but I have to say that
you're
wrong, and I'll tell you why you are wrong and I am right."
-Neptune Salad, who in that case was right, sort of.
"Look! Cherry blossoms! And look! A guntoting maniac! And
look! A shotgun wound! Hahahaha <falls over dead>"
-Edwyn
"Keith:I'm surprised
Atma:Air surprises you."
-from a flame thread
"Damn I hate these long sigs you people have."-Crono 6824
---------and now, some quotes from the beatiful Washu-chan!----------
"...it's way too easy for a genius like me. I AM SUCH A GENIUS!"
"I am cute, aren't I?"
"Somebody's being naughty on the internet...."
"Where were you when they handed out the brains?"
"Hey, you people, did I just come from through here?"
"I didn't create this web so you could go on some big power trip, you
know!"
"Ah, technology!"
"You promised you'd be my little guinea pig...."
"I'd rather be a child, and never have to grow up...."
"Ah, well, I haven't practiced in 700 hundred years and my aim is a little
off!"
"Yee-haw! How's this nice ambiance for ya?"
"[This portal's] range is only 800 meters, it dosen't work like it would in
a cartoon!"
"What ARE you talking about? (kawaii voice) There's no goblin cute as me!"
"Why, thank you all for waiting! We now present TENCHI's special events
with utmost confidence in succes!"
"CALL ME WASHU-CHAN!"
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Always remember, at AGFF, OFF-TOPIC IS ON-TOPIC!
So there.
JVoovits 3
Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons Wrote:
>>>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup?
>>
>>Not yet, I try not to get on anyone's nerves.
>
>>Jim
>
>That's not true! I killed you once! I don't rememver why, though....
Really? I don't remember..... I must return the favor sometime......oh wait,
are you referring to the fanfic? That dosen't count
because.......um.......well, its time for a little re-write......
Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
On 1 Apr 1998 05:53:39 GMT, jvoo...@aol.com (JVoovits 3) interrupted
my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons Wrote:
>
>>>>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup?
>>>
>>>Not yet, I try not to get on anyone's nerves.
>>
>>>Jim
>>
>>That's not true! I killed you once! I don't rememver why, though....
>
>Really? I don't remember..... I must return the favor sometime......oh wait,
>are you referring to the fanfic? That dosen't count
>because.......um.......well, its time for a little re-write......
>
>
>Jim
No, I wasn't talking about the fanfic! I remember killing you and
about four other people in the same day! Heh, how are those crutches?
:-)
Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
Wielder of the Mighty Flail
~Kaye Rogers.
Jamey "Crisis" Powell wrote:
>
> Night Angel wrote:
> >
> > Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> > it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> > for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> > purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> > Here, I'll start:
> >
> > BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
> >
> > 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Syd,Tba.
> > 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
>
2 Days.
>
> > 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
Metallica Reload.
> > 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
>
Wallet,NotePad,Silly Putty Egg And A Mini Flashlight.
>
> > 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
>
2(American)
>
> > 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
>
Celes,Mog And....Setzer.<ducks>
>
> > 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
>
And You Want To Know This,Why?
>
> > 8) True or false?
>
Look Above,Lady.
>
> > 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> > recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
>
Brain Stormed it. The Other one was from..err,nevermind.
>
> > 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
>
Heeell Noo.
>
> > 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
>
Official Un-funny Village idiot and Owner Of The Silver infinity.
>
> > 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
>
...3 Hours ago.
>
> > 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
>
Mustard.
>
> > 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
>
Nope.
>
> > 15) How old are you?
>
Eleven.
>
> > 16) Wow? That old?
>
No.
>
> > 17) What's your favorite color?
>
Purple.
>
> > 18) What's your favorite book?
>
....Err.....
>
> > 19) What's your favorite Movie?
>
Battle Angel.
>
> > 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> > you killed?
>
The Following... "What's (Insert Newgroup name here) About?"
--
~Kaye.
Never trust inanimate objects that have the possibility of
eating you. - Jason,Master Of That Midevil crap.
Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
On Wed, 01 Apr 1998 00:03:59 -0500, "~Kaye Rogers." <jo...@mc.net>
interrupted my constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by
saying:
>~Kaye.
>
>Never trust inanimate objects that have the possibility of
>eating you. - Jason,Master Of That Midevil crap.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That's "Master of Medieval Weapons"
Sms555
>Subject: Agff, introduce yourselves!!!
>From: Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com>
>Date: Tue, Mar 31, 1998 22:26 EST
>Message-id: <3521B3...@compuserve.com>
>
Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
>Here, I'll start:
>
>BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
>1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
>
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup
Started posting last week.
>
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
>
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
>
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
>
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
>
>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
>
>8) True or false?
True.
>
>9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
>recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
>
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
>
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
>12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
>
>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
>
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
>
>15) How old are you?
>
>16) Wow? That old?
Yes...only 25 or so more days of school. Can't believe it.
>
>17) What's your favorite color?
>
>18) What's your favorite book?
The Republic is pretty good also.
>
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
And Forrest Gump.
>
>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>you killed?
-Shaun
Neo Rubicant
>1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
Not for long on a regular basis. Couple months. Have posted off and
on for a long time.
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
Fuck the Past, Kiss the Future U2 CDR bootleg disc 1 of 2
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
My pockets are empty.
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
Final Fantasy 4 (2 in US)
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Kain, Rubicant.
>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
In a nice restaraunt, first date with gorgeous girl I had liked for a
while. Vomited. Woo. ended up I had caught a virus. very sad
stuff.
>8) True or false?
I can not reveal that at this time.
>9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
>recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
My web page is called Neo Cybertron. All of my nicknames tend to be
"neo" something.
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
Bought Final Fantasy 2 on a whim.
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
Whatever I decide to give myself. It changes.
>12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
Medication? Well I took some cough syrup a few minutes ago.
>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
I'm not a slob like you. ::shakes head::
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Kain has. Don't know who else. I need to post another limerick so
someone can kill me again. I miss dying.
>15) How old are you?
20 as of Sunday. Whoop-De-Doo. Joy joy joy. Or something.
>16) Wow? That old?
Yes, 1/5 of a century. Makes 20 sound old doesn't it? I thought so
too.
>17) What's your favorite color?
Midnight blue.
>18) What's your favorite book?
Hmm. Probably Heir to the Empire currently. It is one of the few
books made about Star Wars that does the trilogy justice. That and I
can't decide what my real favorite book is.
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
The Empire Strikes Back. Also very fond of Die Hard and Robin Hood:
Prince of Thieves.
>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>you killed?
Who knows.
There. I answered. Of course you still know nothing about me at all,
but you have another post to read anyway.
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Official AGFF Storm Chaser
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Rogue Leader
> On Tue, 31 Mar 1998, Night Angel wrote:
>
Brian Nicholas Warner (You know, Marylin Manson!) (No, really, that is my
*real* name! Some luck, huh?)
> > 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
About two months
> > 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
Brooks and Dunn 2 : Hard Workin' Man
> > 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
Car keys, video game keys, wallet, rosary
> > 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
toss-up between FFVII and FFT
> > 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Mog, Kain, Cid, Cloud, and Vincent
> > 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
My name change posts... <turns red just thinking about it...> :-)
> > 8) True or false?
Very true, unfortunately...
> > 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> > recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
A love of Star Wars.
> > 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
I borrowed FF2US from a friend and got hooked.
> > 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
Unofficial Defender of Cid and his Airships, Unofficial Supporter of Atma's
.sig
> > 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
<raving lunatic>lotsa purty pink ones an' blue ones</raving lunatic>
> > 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
Damn! You noticed!
> > 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Not yet... To my knowledge.
> > 15) How old are you?
19
> > 16) Wow? That old?
Yuppers
> > 17) What's your favorite color?
Teal
> > 18) What's your favorite book?
Star Wars: A New Hope
> > 19) What's your favorite Movie?
Star Wars: A New Hope
> > 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> > you killed?
None, I hope. (Where did that FAQ go? Ahh, there it is...) Nope, none.
--
Rogue Leader, a.k.a. Nick Warner :)
Incom Corp., Starfighter Division
Unofficial Defender of Cid and his Airships
Unofficial Supporter of Atma's .sig
AOL IM: RogueLdr02
nickwarner at worldnet.att.net
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"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." Bumper Sticker
"Smile, it makes the world wonder what you're up to." - Stephy
"He who laughs last thinks slowest." Bumper Sticker
"i souport publik edekasion" Bumper Sticker
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?" Bumper Sticker
"It's just a joke item. Much like Tifa." - Reno
"Are you trying to say that Tifa's a slut? You are so very wrong. Just
Wyvern
<snip some up here, some more down there!>
> >19) What's your favorite Movie?
>
>, Beatiful Dreamer (2nd Urusei Yatsura
> movie),
DARLING!!!!! I remember that little masterpiece! I fact the 1st UY movie
"Only You" was the first subbed anime I ever saw!
Ash666
On 1 Apr 1998 06:30:02 GMT, "Wyvern"
<yarave@REMOVETHISSPAMSHIELD!gte.net> wrote:
>
><snip some up here, some more down there!>
>
>> >19) What's your favorite Movie?
>>
>>, Beatiful Dreamer (2nd Urusei Yatsura
>> movie),
>
>DARLING!!!!! I remember that little masterpiece! I fact the 1st UY movie
>"Only You" was the first subbed anime I ever saw!
Tcha! One of the best pieces of Anime ever made, along with the new
Tenchi movie! With the best song in the whole series (Ai wa
Boomerang)! Although, due to availability problems (I reaaaaaly hate
mailorder, perfect attitude for an anime fan :), my copy of Beatiful
Dreamer is dubbed. And it's a *really* *bad* dub, too. Ten's voice is
the worst . . . I'll probably be ordering the subtitled version soon.
Volume 1 of the TV series was the (umm, lemme count . . . ) fifth
subtitled anime I've seen, the first four being FireTripper, which is
good, and Ako 2-4, which are all fairly good, but pale in comparison
to the first. God bless Hollywood video, who has most of the T.V.
series and the 2nd and 4th movies for rental, or else I never would
have seen this wonderful franchise!
Flashblayde
1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
I'd say since early March
3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
Into Glory Ride by Manowar
4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
A full set of gaming dice, my wallet, a mechanical pencil, and my keys
5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
Final Fantasy Legend 3 - the only one I haven't been able to beat yet.
6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
I would probably have to say Sabin
7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
Actually, it didn't happen to me, but it is really embarrasing. My mom
accidentally walked in on my brother "touching himself." I was in the next
room.
8) True or false?
True
9) How did you get you net name?
Flashblayde is the name of the god of science and knowledge in the game
Demon's Lair, a game of my own creation. Originally, the name came from my
sensei, because I had problems mastering the hand-to-hand techniques, but I
was unmatched with weapons. I added the "Y" to the name when I put it into
DL.
10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
I picked up the original FF for the NES on a whim and got addicted.
11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
None, unless someone wants to give me one.
12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
A couple of weeks ago
13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
Spaghetti sauce mixed with cat hair
14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Not to my knowledge, but I did get 4 smite points for liking Diablo
15) How old are you?
I'll be 21 in 1 month (May 12)
16) Wow? That old?
Yup.
17) What's your favorite color?
Black with a gold fringe
18) What's your favorite book?
Bram Stoker's Dracula
19) What's your favorite Movie?
Actually, it is the Final Fantasy cartoon series.
20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
you killed?
Is that your nose or a disease? Can those fleas on your body do tricks?
Patrick Fronk
Night Angel wrote:
> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Ranma NOT AKA PATRICK ;-şIt's my DAD'S name, people!!!
>
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
March 2, 1998, 21:58
>
>
> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
>
Spike Jones Music Depreciation Disk One, Wierd Al "Dare To Be Stupid"
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
>
Pockets? I'm wearing baseball pants...
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
Final Fantasy VII?
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
<Answer has been snipped to avoid flames>
> 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
>
*Shrug*
> 8) True or false?
Des Moines
> 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
>
Ranma Nibunnoichi is a kewl anime series
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
>
Um, could you repeat the question?
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
-User of ellipses...-AGFF God Of Monk Arts
-Defender of hormonal 13-year-olds-who-are-almost-14-year olds who are looked down
upon by other kids because of their (however questionable) superior intelligence
and choice of morals that change from one minute to the other
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
This morning at approximately... *beep*beep*8:00, I guess.No, wait, I took it this
afternoon before my baseball game.
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
What stain?*looks down*
*hit in nose with rising finger*
Ow! HEY!!
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
I think Atma killed me once... Yeah, he did.
> 15) How old are you?
Old enough to know better, still to young to care.
> 16) Wow? That old?
I have my I.D. if you want to see it.
> 17) What's your favorite color?
Blue
> 18) What's your favorite book?
I dunno.
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
Check #18
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
What is AGFF?
Cheezdemon
Night Angel wrote:
>Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
>Here, I'll start:
>
>BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
>1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
> Margaret Anne Matthews, aka Night Angel
>
The Magical Cheesedemon
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
> Since early last november.
Since last December.
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
> The cure, Wild Mood swings.
CD player: Gish
CD-ROM: The Complete Redhat Linux
Playstation CD: FFT
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
> A little pewter disk that resembles the earth, if only it was flat, two
>knifes, a pair of stones, and my pocket watch. 0;)
3 receipts to a gaming store, my wallet, loose change, and a couple
Senators
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
> Final Fantasy three, VI Japanese.
FF1, It has the best characters;->
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
> Setzer. Setzer. Setzer. :) :) :)
>
Gau, or Cait Sith.
>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
> The time that I met Robert Jordan in Atlanta, and found myself at a
>loss for words for the first time in my entire life. :) (He was really
>nice though) :)
>
That's for me to know, and you to find out.
>8) True or false?
> False.
>
Cheese
>9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
>recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
> Long story. tried to write a fantasy novel, ended up with a complex
>guild society system. Night = crime, Angel = Justice. plus it sounds
>cool. :)
>
Very long in-joke.
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
> a friend got me addicted, in return for addicting him to the Wheel of
>Time novels... :)
>
Bought a copy of FF1 after finding no other RPG's to buy.
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
> Night angel, defender of Setzer, Official Agff/ACE93 villianess, regent
>of the skull castle, and High Priestess of Setzertarianism.
>
None, but I want some.
>12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
> This morning. do you think i'm stupid as well as crazy??
>
For the Anti-deppressants, 6 months ago, for the anti-psychotics, a bit
over a year. I'm technically still supposed to be taking both.
>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
> Pass.
Dye.
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
> Yes. a couple of times by atma, and once by somebody who I can't
>remember offhand... I wonder if I deserved it??
>
Nope, unless you count the time Small Girl killed all Aol bashers
>15) How old are you?
> Driving age, but not voting age for another year or so. (16)
>
16
>16) Wow? That old?
> Yeah. I'm not old enough yet to lie about my age. my weight is
>another matter.... :) :) :)
>
>17) What's your favorite color?
> Silver. or Black.
Red, No Blue!!! AHHHHHHGGHH!!!!!!!
>18) What's your favorite book?
> "Neverwhere" by Neil Gaiman. check the sig. :)
>
Anything by Terry Pratchett
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
> The Princess Bride, with "The Crow," "Shawshank Redemption," and "Monty
>Python, search for the Holy Grail" all coming in a close second. :)
>
MPATHG, Life of Brian, Army of Darkness, Manos: the Hands of Fate, Blood
Hook, The incredibly strange creatures who stopped living and became mixed up
zombies, The Incredible Melting Man
>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>you killed?
> "Sleep with me??" (no, I'm not asking)
I don't know, I've never been killed, probably asking how to
revive Aeris.
I finally have a sig!
Cheesedemon
A.G.F.F.'s oldest newbie.
Proudly calling Aeris Aeris.
Quotes:
None, yet.
Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
On Tue, 31 Mar 1998 21:45:09 -0600, "Neo Atma Weapon 3:16"
<Neo...@Removethisspamblock.msn.com> interrupted my constant drinking
of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>
>Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote in message
><3521B3...@compuserve.com>...
>>Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>>it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>>for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>>purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
>>Here, I'll start:
>
>Hmmm... I've never done one of these damned "intro" posts.... might as well
>start...
>
>>
>>BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>>
>>1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
>> Margaret Anne Matthews, aka Night Angel
>>
>
>Noneof Yourdamnbusiness
>
>>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
>> Since early last november.
>>
>
>Posted some back in 95 when I was a clueless newbie, but other than that,
>late last year.
>
>>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
>> The cure, Wild Mood swings.
>>
>
><Ralph> Doesn't CD stand for Certificate of Deposit? </Ralph>
>
>>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
>> A little pewter disk that resembles the earth, if only it was flat, two
>>knifes, a pair of stones, and my pocket watch. 0;)
>>
>
><takes out a piece of paper> Hmmm... "Things to do" ..... <reads the
>paper> I'll pass. <Atma gets nervous quickly, then grabs a suspicious
>looking garbage bag and leaves in a hurry>
>
>>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
>> Final Fantasy three, VI Japanese.
>>
>
>FFVII.
>
>>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
>> Setzer. Setzer. Setzer. :) :) :)
>>
>
>Gee, I wonder...
>
>>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
>> The time that I met Robert Jordan in Atlanta, and found myself at a
>>loss for words for the first time in my entire life. :) (He was really
>>nice though) :)
>>
>
>This question contradicts itself. If it was embarrassing, why would want to
>relive the experience?
>
>>8) True or false?
>> False.
>>
>
>I OBJECT, YOUR HONOR!
>
>>9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
>>recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
>> Long story. tried to write a fantasy novel, ended up with a complex
>>guild society system. Night = crime, Angel = Justice. plus it sounds
>>cool. :)
>>
>
>Neo = NeoExDeath
>Atma= Soul
>Weapon = the Weapons in FFVII
>3:16 = Austin 3:16
I still don't know what that 3:16 means....
>
>>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
>> a friend got me addicted, in return for addicting him to the Wheel of
>>Time novels... :)
>>
>
>I got bored and rented FFIV one day...
>
>>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
>> Night angel, defender of Setzer, Official Agff/ACE93 villianess, regent
>>of the skull castle, and High Priestess of Setzertarianism.
>>
>
>Too many to list. See the Neo Sig.
>
>>12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
>> This morning. do you think i'm stupid as well as crazy??
>>
>
><Paul Bearer> MURDERER! MURDERER! <Paul Bearer> Ugh... too long ago...
>
>>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
>> Pass.
>>
>
>Blood.
>
>>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
>> Yes. a couple of times by atma, and once by somebody who I can't
>>remember offhand... I wonder if I deserved it??
>>
>
>I've been killed thousands of times. Mostly by Gilbe for telling the world
>what a whore Tifa is.
>
>>15) How old are you?
>> Driving age, but not voting age for another year or so. (16)
>>
>
>Pass.
Awww, that was one of the things I've been wondering most about you,
Atma. But it's good that you didn't reveal your age. Keeps people
wondering, I guess....
>
>>16) Wow? That old?
>> Yeah. I'm not old enough yet to lie about my age. my weight is
>>another matter.... :) :) :)
>>
>
>No, not that old, actually.
>
>>17) What's your favorite color?
>> Silver. or Black.
>>
>
>....
>
>>18) What's your favorite book?
>> "Neverwhere" by Neil Gaiman. check the sig. :)
>>
>
>What's a book? :)
>
>>19) What's your favorite Movie?
>> The Princess Bride, with "The Crow," "Shawshank Redemption," and "Monty
>>Python, search for the Holy Grail" all coming in a close second. :)
>>
>
>Any movie where the Spice Girls die.
>
>>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>>you killed?
>> "Sleep with me??" (no, I'm not asking)
>>
>
>"Can I revive Aeris?"
>
>>
>>there! now you try it!!
>>
>
>No.
>
>[The Neo Sig thinks someone needs to tell Atma he ALREADY DID...]
Did you realize that your post was exactly 666 lines? Did you do that
on purpose, or is it an sign that you're going to go back to being God
of Death?
(And I still refuse to snip the Neo Sig.....)
>
>--------------------------------------------------------------------
>Welcome..... TO THE NEO SIG!
>
>By: Neo-Atma Weapon 3:16
>
>
>The Holy Champion of AGFF.
>An Official Anti-Bob
>The Official AGFF Psychopath
>The most violent defender ever! The Defender of Aerith/Aeris!
>The Anti-Yuffie, a title to truly be proud of!
>A sufferer of GFS
>The former God of Weapons
>The former God of Death
>Wielder of the holy Hind's Blood Excaliber, the most lethal weapon in AGFF.
>Owner of the biggest and best sig in AGFF today!
>Hater of the Spice Girls
>Enemy of the revivalists
>
>Class of 3:16
>
>The most seen quote ever:
>
>"Warning: Your signature file is too large. It has been truncated, please
>make the file smaller." - Outlook Express while bitching about my sig, yet
>doing nothing about it
>
>
>!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*
>@ |||__||| !
># \/ \/ @
>$ (7000) &
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>^&*!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*!@#$%
>
>One of the biggest toilet medals in AGFF. Estimated to be *MASTERED* (at
>9999) by the end of the summer.
>
> Mottos. A rule to live by.
>
> "Let Aerith rest in peace, or I'll make you rest in peace."
> "Think my sig is too long? Get a faster modem, asshole."
> "im cypher. i rule."
> "I'm not racist/sexist/anti-whatever. I hate everyone equally."
>
>AOL IM: NeoAtma
>
>What's new? This is what's new. Top news in AGFF (in no order. I'm too
>lazy to put them in order of when they happened.):
>
>************************************************************************
>*After a poll about the subject, this sig has grown even BIGGER. *
>* *
>*Keith Adams has started a flame war with Cypher. Adams, who quickly *
>*got the hell kicked out of him, called in for the help of Fali and *
>*Zero, who either did little flaming, or whined. *
>* *
>*Though still somewhat talked about, an argument about nudity and *
>*violence in "Xenogears" is dying down. It is still unknown for sure *
>*if Xenogears will make an American release. Anyone with confirmation *
>*on the subject, please say so now. *
>* *
>*Everyone's favorite MPD case has once again changed his name. This *
>*time from Bahamut ZERO to Sebastian Darkkstar. We are now taking bets*
>*on how long this will last. Oddsmakers say one week. *
>* *
>*A fellow AGFFer, Jim/JVoovits3, was reportedly hit by a car and broke *
>*a leg on 3/29/98. We all wish him a quick and speedy recovery. *
>* *
>*Cypher has reported that AGFF Wrestling: First Blood will be out by *
>*Wednesday. *
>* *
>*It has been confirmed. Kain Aron Highwind has posted to AGFF on 3/29!*
>************************************************************************
>
>You're actually reading this far? Why? If it's because you're a newbie,
>look at this section:
>
>************************************************************************
>*So you're a newbie, huh? Here's a checklist for survival in AGFF: *
>* *
>*1. Never ask anything about reviving Aerith/Aeris or General Leo. *
>*2. Never insult the sig here, no matter how big or small. *
>*3. Quote top, reply bottom. ALWAYS quote. *
>*4. Never insult a defended person around their defendee. *
>*5. What's *that* pic, you ask? Picture Interceptor. Picture Relm. *
>*Picture them "together". Now never speak of it again. *
>*6. Don't feed the trolls. *
>*7. You want to be a regular, huh? NEVER ask how. It'll completely *
>*destroy your chances. You are only a regular when you've been here *
>*for months and stopped caring if you're a regular. *
>*8. Don't question why we call Aeris Aerith. It is her original *
>*Japanese name. We hate the name Aeris. *
>*9. No, you can't uncurse the cursed ring. *
>*10. What's a the meaning of "meower", "hentai", and why do we all kill*
>*each other like maniacs? A meower is someone who makes a reply that's*
>*just the word "meow" about 1000 times. Hentai is drawn pornographic *
>*pictures of characters. We all kill each because... well we just do. *
>*11. Why is FFVII numbered that way when there's only 4? Because the *
>*original Japanese numbering rates it at VII. In America we never got *
>*2, 3, or 5. Our 2 is their 4, and our 3 is their 3. Sony decided to *
>*use the proper numbering instead of DOA, er, NOA's "fucked up" system.*
>*12. AGFF stands for alt.games.final-fantasy. *
>*13. On-topic is welcome here, do not flame it. *
>* *
>*Well, that's all I can think of off-hand. Please, newbies, try to *
>*follow these few rules and/or not ask questions that I just answered..*
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>
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>
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>
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>"Yep.. And your "unsubscribe" button is OUR friend..." - X, after a newbie
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>
>"Write! Write! Let the bitch die!!" - Joshua after reading someone's idea
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>
>"I'm a virgin. I've got to remedy this malady however possible." - Kain
>
>"Man, them's good eatin'. I like eating 'em right in the mouth, I like
>eating 'em a little slow, letting them melt in my mouth a bit. And
>sometimes I just stick one on my tongue, let it melt a bit, push it against
>the roof of my mouth, but don't use my teeth, slowly let it get spread out
>between my tongue and the roof... and then all the flavor just pours out." -
>GFox
>
>"Ahem.... *what* did you say? Yeah, maybe she DOES have some
>sort of extremist attitude. She's louder than Aeris, she's
>dumber than Tifa, and she's a bitch that sneaks materia and
>gold from you in the game. Sure, she might have more personality... but it's
>not any GOOD personality!!!!" - Arcana, referring the vile bitch that is
>Yuffie
>
>"Frankly, I wish the sun would hurry up and supernova, take out the Earth.
>And hopefully, on a life-supporting planet in some other star system
>somewhere, a much more... intelligent form of "intelligent" life is
>developing to bring some sort of... I dunno, warmth to the coldness of the
>vacuum... (sigh)" - GFox
>
>"Sportsmanship? What a load of crap. Don't preach your morality to me!
>Steve Austin doesn't have any compassion. You want mercy? Take your ass to
>church." - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
>
>"It's just a joke item. Much like Tifa." - Reno
>
>"I've decided to take Pigwalk's advice and become a lesbian" - Night Angel
>
>"The monsters here are scary, and I can't find my way out... I'm about to
>cry..." - Gilgamesh
>
>"Go to hell. Go directly to hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200." -
>Edwyn
>
>"Are you trying to say that Tifa's a slut? You are so very wrong. Just
>give her twenty bucks and she'll change your mind." - Timo Suave
>
>"That's the thing about GFox' posts. You're happily reading through AGFF,
>then suddenly his posts roll around and sit there screaming "EWWWWWWWW!" so
>loud he could hear you if he were on Pluto." - Kain
>
>"I also love Shadow. He has a very emotional past and is very
>developed and has that...dark feel. Remember that Seinfeld episode
>where George doesn't want Jerry to be funny so George could seem
>funnier? So Jerry starts to act like he has no emotions and George's
>girlfriend becomes attracted to him because of his darkness...Its
>sorta like that" - Marcus
>
>"It just feels like I am part of One Big, Dysfunctional, Psycotic, Homicial,
>Suidical, Barbacidal, Sadistic, Pathetic, Perverted, Eccentric, Happy
>Family. Thanks." - Belthasar
>
>"64DD sounds like Tifa's bra size..." - X
>
>"Funny you should mention this. I may have mentioned this before, but the
>guy who lived in the room next to me last year said the following
>conversation took place in his ninth grade health class:
>
>Teacher: Blah blah blah and so semen is made mostly of sugars blah blah
>blah. Question?
>Girl at back of room: Then why does it taste so salty?
>
><Girl realizes what she has just said and runs out of the room in horror.
>Class members fall out of their chairs laughing or roll their eyes in
>disgust. I'm fairly sure the guy in the room next to me fell into the first
>category.>" - Kain, proving he is in fact, infected with GFS
>
>"ok, atma, now youve gone too far. i can take a flame war. i can take
>trolls. i can take cypher. but the spice girls? isnt the hand that youre
>holding that with dissolving from its evil powers as we speak?" - Rick
>Healey
>
>"You forget that Atma is almost as evil as the Scheiss Whores. Thus he is
>immune to their horrific horrificness." - Kain, in reply to the last quote
>from Rick
>
>"NeoAtma: Ahhh, life is grand... I just tricked an AOL defender into saying
>all AOLers are trolls...
>Belthasar1: Thats the one good thing about idiots. you can play sadistic
>games with them." - An IM conversation between Belthasar and myself
>
>"Cuz yer a uncool imbacile. You can't get along with people. You can't
>function with people. You need to be NICE to people. You always wanna hurt
>somebody, you always wanna kill somebody. Try lovin somebody." - The sissy
>voice of Grandmaster Hypocrite, and convicted rapist Mike Tyson, only months
>after being banned from boxing for attempting to bite off someone's ear
>
>"The family that slays together stays together" - Linda
>
>"This will probably be a religion someday, the Aeris revivalists worshiping
>Aeris and Ben Lansing, cursing Square for killing off their favorite
>character, and sacrificing themselves in hopes that a new version with Aeris
>revivable will be made." - Gilbe
>
>"Actually i see how that can be a valid case. If a younger person were to
>get 3rd degree burns, and couldn't walk well for the rest of their life,
>they'd lose ALOT in wages, probably the millions. But for a 80 year old on
>welfare? She aint doin no heavy lifting anyway? Just give her 40 bucks and
>some fake dentures." - Pigwalk in reply to a thread about that old woman
>that sued McDonalds after burnning herself with hot coffee
>
>"you get Interceptor to lick Sieggy's balls on the ghost train" -
>Animeg3282
>
>"It's just the right shape for sucking while reading AGFF" - Animeg3282
>
>"Whoever you are, you fucker, make the most of this weekend, 'cause it's the
>last one you'll ever see....it's as plain as a pig's arse, and as ugly, that
>you are casting aspertions upon Mary, Rachel, and me." - Linda after Timo
>said something that I'm not gonna quote
>
>"I've never had any cybersex but I think Greg said he had a couple of times,
>only he didn't say what happened exactly." - Linda
>
>"If Greg ever explained exactly what happened, Atma would kill him, bring
>him back to life, and kill him again." - Rob, in response to Linda's above
>comment
>
>">>Kain: *phew*
>>>
>>>I'll just send her to you naked.
>>>
>>>Kain: WHAT!?!?!?
>>
>><Kain slams his windows shut, draws the curtains, throws a sign saying
>"Danger -
>>Bubonic Plague" on the door, and slams it and locks it>
>>
>>Try and get past THAT, so-called Rob! :)
>
>You truly are naive, aren't you, Kain? Tifa doesn't give a damn
>whether you have the Black Plague or not; she already has enough
>terminal social diseases as it is. You're going to have to try harder
>than that..." - A thread where Rob attempts to send Tifa to Kain
>
>"I got the feeling that Vincent was high most of the adventure. He seemed to
>hide in the corner of Highwind most of the time; he was probably shooting up
>Mako or something." - Mark
>
>"Besides, when you don't push for sex, the girl ends up pushing YOU for it.
>That's a rather nice feeling. Why just today, an hour ago, Alli calls me up
>and she's horny and... well, I won't say anything more about what we just
>spent 45 minutes doing. #;-}>" - Greg
>
>"Wow! Fascinating! I never knew the chemical reactions between the former
>contents of my stomach and the contents of my wastebasket could be so
>vigorous! Thanks for this glorious insight into the reactions of organic and
>non-organic materials, GFox." - Kain's response to Greg's above comment
>
>"A)Alli gets Herpes in the mouth from eating Tifa.
>
>B)Greg devlelops anal warts from sleeping with Tifa
>
>C) Greg also gets Syphalis, Mano, and many others.
>
>D) Tifa dumps them both, goes to work as a biological weapon for Saddam
>Hussien.
>
>E) Wyvern laughs Ha! Ha! Ha!" - Wyvern in a reply to Greg when he was
>talking about how he had a "threesome" with Allison and Tifa
>
>"Atma doesn't accept friends. He just has people he doesn't hate as much as
>other people." - Edwyn
>
>"When I say "whatever" I usually mean "DIE GREG DIE!!!!!
>HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!"" - Neptune Salad
>
>"CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG???? No? Okay, just making sure." - Mr Psycohed
>
>"Die you evil toad!" - Aerith07
>
>"Hmph! I feel left out. I'm the only one that hasn't gotten into anyone's
>sig yet!" - JVoovits 3
>
>"Death City.. hey look, it's initials are "DC". heh.." - Bahamut ZERO
>
>"I saw the Hart Family Tree. I tried to cut it down." - Jerry "The King"
>Lawler
>
>"I don't hate Atma. I hate his .sig that crashes my modem all the time." -
>Tomo
>
>--- NOTICE ---
>
>Any persons wishing to copy quotes from this sig may do so at any time.
>Join the holy order of bandwidth wasting!
>
>--- There's X many kinds of people sayings ---
>
>There's two kinds of people in this world.
>Those who say there's two kinds of people in the world, and those who don't.
>
>There's three kinds of people in this world.
>Those who can count, and those who can't.
>
>there are two kinds of people in this world.
>the righteous, and the unrighteous.
>the righteous do the dividing, but the unrighteous are ion charge of
>implementing it.
>
>There are two kinds of people in the world: those that are normal and those
>that divide people into two groups.
>
>(Am I missing any? Of course I am. Add your favorite "There's X many kinds
>of people" sayings now. Remember, the more I get, the more
>bandwidth we'll waste!)
>
>--- Trolls make Dumbass Comments ---
>
>"People aren't overwhelmingly in favor of my opinions because I was labeled
>a troll by Atma when I started posting my pro-Nintendo argument." -
>DemonWall, trying to convince himself that people are only pro-PSX because I
>make them that way
>
>"This is why you should truly feel sorry for anyone with a sig that's over a
>page long. Especially that atma guy. He's definately lacking in some
>department. He's probably impotent or something. And this god of death
>stuff? ha... I hate stupid people." - JT, whining after his 300 baud modem
>got it's ass kicked by this sig, and he attempted to attack me with his lack
>of knowledge of AGFF's title workings
>
>"I have these games for trade(all comes with the manual and the box):
>Tombraider2" - JT, who was just days before complaining he HATED Tomb
>Raider, and seems to of bought it for some odd reason
>
>
Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
Wielder of the Mighty Flail
AIM name: JasonMoMW
Unofficial Defender of Anything that needs Defending
Co-defender of Small Girl (since I'm not the first)
Owner of a Cape Coin, bestowed by Eldrick
Owner of Ash's packet of Smarties
<<<Quotes>>>
Hi! I'm Sailor Edwyn! I kill for love and justice!
And in the name of gratuitous violence, I will punish you!
-Edwyn, replying to N.S. saying he needs to love, not hate
Never trust inanimate objects that have the possibility of
eating you. -Me This quote got into Edwyn's sig!
Peter Nordgren
Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> writes:
> Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> Here, I'll start:
> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Peter Nordgren
>
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
I've been lurking since February when I'm bored out of my skull or
just stumped with some sort of job and unable to do something
creative. Like now.
> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
Work: _Neon Genesis Evangelion_. Whups, ran out. _Vampyre Erotica_
(Inkubus Sukkubus). I recommend their earlier albums as an example of
_real_ frothing anti-Christianity.
"Here comes the Church of Madness
bearing gifts of death and torture
Here comes the Church of Madness
Jesus Christ and all"
(from _Church of Madness_, on their album _Beltaine_. Now, what was
that talk about _Xenogears_? Admittedy, IS are British...)
Whee! I'd recommend _Vampyre Erotica_ just for the _Paint it Black_
cover.
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
One eraser. Period.
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
Heck, I've only ever _run_ FF7 (or should that be _shot up_ FF7?).
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
I'd say Sephiroth, except for the fact that his status as a character
is dubious. Failing that, the sadly underdeveloped (as a _character_,
you perverts... sheesh!) Tifa.
> 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
Something really unpleasant.
> 8) True or false?
Yes.
> 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
It involved a very large creature puring water onto my head while I
expressed my displeasure at not eating.
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
Borrowed FF7 from a friend over the weekend, rearranged my budget come
Monday.
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
None.
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
Not on medication. Could probably use it, though.
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
I'm sure there's a lot of spatter from cooking if you look really
close. Hint: never take a microscope to your shirt.
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Nope, even though I kinda slammed Atma.
> 15) How old are you?
28.
> 16) Wow? That old?
*clatter* Tha't what emacs says. Would emacs lie?
> 17) What's your favorite color?
Near-whites and blues, I guess.
> 18) What's your favorite book?
I suppose I can always reread just about anything by Cordwainer Smith,
so I'd say the omnibus volume of his shorter work. I think it was
called _The Instrumentality of Mankind_, but I've only got the pieces,
not the collection.
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
Either _Casablanca_ _Seven Samurai_.
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
"Trim your fscking .sigs, you twits!" -- sadly, because those things
need a good chop around here.
/Peter Nordgren
Lord Falconer
Night Angel wrote:
>
> Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> Here, I'll start:
>
>
Scott Faulkner, better known as Lord Falconer Shinjo Baruki, Infernos
Knight and eternal yes-man to my lovely wife, Ryida.
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
> Since early last november.
Dec. 96... Started posting in January 97.
> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
> The cure, Wild Mood swings.
Counting Crows, Recovering the Satellites.
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
> A little pewter disk that resembles the earth, if only it was flat, two
> knifes, a pair of stones, and my pocket watch. 0;)
Lint, lint, a self-written character sheet for my FF-related AD&D game
idea, and more lint.
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
> Final Fantasy three, VI Japanese.
FFIV. FFVI bites. :)
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
> Setzer. Setzer. Setzer. :) :) :)
Setzer is a goober. :) If we're limited to Final Fantasy, I'd have to
say Kain. If not, Dan Hibiki from Street Fighter. :)
> 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
> The time that I met Robert Jordan in Atlanta, and found myself at a
> loss for words for the first time in my entire life. :) (He was really
> nice though) :)
Had my first taste of jalapeno pepper, said I didn't see what was so bad
about it, but was interrupted by the severe need to drink all the water
in the world in order to stop the burning, the tearing of my eyes, and
the snotting of my nose. In front of all my friends. Fun stuff, and
you can bet your life that they never let me forget about it whenever me
and any of them go to a restaurant that has Mexican or spicy food. :)
> 8) True or false?
> False.
None of the above, or course.
> 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
> Long story. tried to write a fantasy novel, ended up with a complex
> guild society system. Night = crime, Angel = Justice. plus it sounds
> cool. :)
Simple. Falconer = variaton of my last name. Lord = a title I added to
Falconer to patronize/mock a trolling idiot.
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
> a friend got me addicted, in return for addicting him to the Wheel of
> Time novels... :)
Liked Dragon Warrior 1. Bought Final Fantasy 1. liked it more. End.
:)
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
> Night angel, defender of Setzer, Official Agff/ACE93 villianess, regent
> of the skull castle, and High Priestess of Setzertarianism.
Lord, God of Water and Fire, AGFF Court Jester, ACE Head Janitor,
Anti-Defender of Relm Pro-Tem, Protector of Ryida, Co-Author of the
Microwave SaGa, harbringer of *that* rant.
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
> This morning. do you think i'm stupid as well as crazy??
What medication? (snap) Zrbrt smeg farflenuggetz...
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
> Pass.
Hey! I wash my clothes... eventually...
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
> Yes. a couple of times by atma, and once by somebody who I can't
> remember offhand... I wonder if I deserved it??
Atma! FuSoYa! Bob! They all reduced me to component atoms! (kills
Night Angel) Whee, you can return the favor later. :)
> 15) How old are you?
> Driving age, but not voting age for another year or so. (16)
Old enough to drink, young enough to know better.
> 16) Wow? That old?
> Yeah. I'm not old enough yet to lie about my age. my weight is
> another matter.... :) :) :)
Yes. I look up to 5 years older if I get Fuzzy Face Syndrome. :P
> 17) What's your favorite color?
> Silver. or Black.
Red...
> 18) What's your favorite book?
> "Neverwhere" by Neil Gaiman. check the sig. :)
Brain Droppings, George Carlin.
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
> The Princess Bride, with "The Crow," "Shawshank Redemption," and "Monty
> Python, search for the Holy Grail" all coming in a close second. :)
Movies? What's a movie? :)
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
> "Sleep with me??" (no, I'm not asking)
Ryida is fooey! (and shouldn't it be: "Which statement/question will
most likely end up having someone be killed by you?"?)
> there! now you try it!!
No, it's too much work. :)
>
> Night Angel
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> @ Defender Of Setzer @
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Supreme Mistress of Villainy
> Regent of the Skull Castle
> 750 posts to AGFF + ACE93
> Member of the CTCITL
>
> Disclaimer:
> "No, I won't sleep with you."
>
> "There's someone in my head, but it's not me."
> Pink Floyd, "Dark Side of the Moon"
>
> "Her hand gently beckons,
> she whispers your name,
> but those who go with her are never the same."
> --Magic: The Gathering, Lost Soul
>
> "Tequila isn't a drink, it's a drug. Grain alcohol is neither a
> drink nor a drug - it's a fuel."
> --Sam Alderman
>
> "The grave's a fine and private place,
> But none, I think, do there embrace."
> --Andrew Marvell
> 'To His Coy Mistress'
>
> "The mind is it's own place, and in itself
> can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven."
> --'Paradise Lost'
> John Milton
>
> "Master of the lightnings, rider on the storm
> Wearer of a Crown of Swords, spinner out of fate.
> Who thinks he turns the Wheel of Time,
> May learn the truth too late."
> --The Prophecies of the Dragon
> Robert Jordan, Book Seven
>
> "She has five different versions of 'The Look' alone."
> A guy at school, referring to me.
>
> "Insane is different than crazy. When you're insane, they give you a
> certificate of achievement."
> That same guy.
>
> "We're not at all like the rest of Georgia. We have a saying: If
> you go to
> Atlanta, the first question people ask you is, 'What's your business?'
> In Macon they
> ask, 'Where do you go to church?' In Augusta they ask your grandmother's
> maiden
> name. But in Savannah the first question people ask you is, 'What would
> you like to
> drink?'"
>
> --"Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil"
>
> "Insanity and evil. . . were inherently the same. One did not
> excuse the other."
> --X-Men, Mutant Empire
>
> Neil Gaiman Quotes
>
> "When angels go bad, Richard, they go worse than anyone. Remember,
> Lucifer used to
> be an angel."
> --The Marquis de Carabas, "Neverwhere"
>
> "Five almost identically dressed, pale young women walked past him.
> They wore
> long dresses made of velvet, each dress as dark as night, one each of
> dark green, dark
> chocolate, royal blue, dark blood, and pure black. Each woman had black
> hair and
> wore silver jewelry; each was perfectly coiffed, perfectly made up. They
> moved
> silently: Richard was aware only of a swish of heavy velvet as they went
> past, a swish
> that sounded like a sigh. The last of the women, the one dressed in
> utter black, the
> palest and the most beautiful, smiled at Richard."
>
> --"Neverwhere"
>
> ********************************NEW
> SECTION!*******************************
>
> AND, Since Thierry removed his list of Villainous deeds from his sig,
> I've decided to put in my
> own! Help me out here, I'm sure I've done so much more than this.
>
> Killed Timo (yeah, me and everybody else...)
> Attempted to torture Rob to death.
> Killed Sebastian.
> Kidnaped the Armadillo.
> Killed a Henchman.
> Slapped most of Agff, and most of ACE.
>
> More to come as my nefarious plans begin to surface!
--
"The Mana Fortress is using up most of the world's mana...
Soon all the beasts will be transformed into one giant creature...
Only the great Mana Beast can bring back Mana...
But the Beast has little control over its rage...
If it were to attack the Fortress, the world would be finished...
The only way to avoid this is to beat it using the Mana Sword..."
There, that's the normal part of my .sig.
(WHeRe'S THe BeST PaRT?)
It's coming up real soon aKFeK.
(iS iT THe PaRT WiTH You GoiNG NuTS?)
Yes aKFeK, your favorite part.
(GooD.)
! This thread is having kids... Mwa ha ha, you can't deny it, for you
are evil pies, trying to warp my brain! Yesh, it is all clear to me
now... GET AWAY! You're all against me... (drool) purty colors...
Geddaway I said! You won't warp my mind cuz I am above your powers...
With the divine inspiration of The Almighty BOB (tm), The Almighty BILL
(copyright 1996, 1997), and Supreme Lord of All That Is, Master Murg, I
must kill the evil pies before another one of their demon jackal spawn
reproduce unto this newsgroup, yesh... KWA HA HA HA!!! (snap)
God of Water
God of Fire
AGFF Court Jester
ACE Head Janitor
Anti-Defender of Relm Pro-Tem (Where is Bob anyways?)
Sworn Protector of Ryida, even if she doesn't ne-- (clang)
Co-Author of the Microwave SaGa and creator of Lord Falconer, Shawna
(The Dark Regular, Night Angel) and Tensho Baruki
Quotes
------
"Bow and have all your false off-topic sin erased."
-Pigwalk, playing the role of preacher
"Ah, but you know the old saying, Rob... 'The family that slays
together stays together...'"
-Linda, observing basic AGFF/ACE93 family values
"Although I must say, Reno/SD/BZ fits the role of Mankind/Cactus
Jack/Dude Love so perfectly it's sickening. TWO destructive bastards
with alot of different names that are always getting slapped by the
women. :)"
-Atma, showing why he thinks Reno is part of the WWF
Bill the Cat says:
\----/|
\ o,O|
=(-)= ACK!!
U THPHTH!!
But wait, there's more... Here, submitted for your approval, a
condensed Haohmaru (read: loud) rant.
(A young man with large, bushy black hair in a white fighters gi sits in
lotus position, meditating. His name, Haohmaru of Samurai Shodown
fame. Across from him stands a tall man with well-defined muscles and
several scars. He wears a red bandanna about his semi-long blonde hair,
along with green Army-fashion pants. His name, Alex of Street Fighter 3
fame. Several moments pass as the bushi-haired samurai remains in
meditation. Eventually though, he reaches...)
ENLIGHTENMENT! IT IS ALL SO CLEAR TO ME NOW! NOBODY BUYS THOSE
GARFIELD CAR WINDOW PLUSH TOYS BECAUSE THEY LIKE GARFIELD, BUT BECAUSE
OF THE NEED TO HAVE SOMETHING CUTE HANGING ON THEIR BACK WINDOW!
(Alex stands there, stunned at the volume of his opponent. He plugs his
ears as Haohmaru starts up again.)
AH, SO YOU ARE MY LATEST OPPONENT! WHY, YOU MUST BE HONORED TO HAVE
THE PRIVILEGE OF FACING OFF AGAINST SUCH A LEGENDARY WARRIOR LIKE
MYSELF... AND A PRIVILEGE IT IS INDEED, JUST TO BE AROUND SUCH A
LEGENDARY WARRIOR LIKE MYSELF, EVEN IF IT IS TO BE UTTERLY DEFEATED.
WHY, YOU MUST BE IN AWE OF MY VERY PRESENCE, SINCE IT IS ONLY COMMON
THOUGHT TO BE IN AWE OF SUCH A LEGENDARY WARRIOR LIKE MYSELF. OF
COURSE, I MUST LET YOU KNOW THAT ONCE OUR BATTLE STARTS, I WILL SADLY BE
FORCED TO DEFEAT YOU IN LEGENDARY FASHION, SINCE YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY
COMPETE AGAINST THE LIKES OF A LEGENDARY WARRIOR SUCH AS MYSELF.
PERHAPS I WILL GO EASY ON YOU AND MERELY HUMILIATE YOU IN LEGENDARY
FASHION AS ONLY A LEGENDARY WARRIOR LIKE MYSELF CAN, FOR I DO INDEED
ALSO HAVE A LEGENDARY SENSE OF COMPASSION AND MERCY, BEING THE LEGENDARY
PERSON THAT I AM, AND IT WOULD ONLY BE FITTING THAT YOU BE HUMILIATED IN
SUCH A LEGENDARY FASHION BY (OF COURSE) SOMEONE LIKE ME, LEGEND OF
LEGENDS, WHOSE SLIGHTEST ACTION IS LEGENDARY, AND THUSLY IS MET WITH
EQUALLY LEGENDARY JEALOUSY AND AWE BY THOSE WHO OBSERVE IT, PUTTING THEM
TO SHAME, AS ONLY LEGENDARY ACTS PERFORMED BY MYSELF, THE LEGENDARY
HAOHMARU CAN DO. YES, YOU WILL UNDOUBTEDLY PUT UP A FIGHT, BUT
CERTAINLY NOT A LEGENDARY ONE, FOR YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT LEGENDARY LIKE
ME. YOU WILL, OF COURSE, LOSE SINCE YOU ARE DECIDEDLY UNLEGENDARY, AND
SURELY MUST LOSE TO THE LEGENDARY SKILL OF A LEGENDARY FIGHTER, NAMELY
MYSELF ONCE AGAIN. I AM SURE YOU WISH YOU COULD BE AS LEGENDARY AS ME,
BUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN, FOR ONLY I, HAOHMARU, MASTER LEGENDARY
SWORDSMAN, AM ALLOWED TO BE LEGENDARY.
Alex: Yeah, great. Can we get to the...
AH YES! YOU WISH TO START THE BATTLE ALREADY, AND THIS IS PERFECTLY
UNDERSTANDABLE TO A LEGEND SUCH AS MYSELF. YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE
FACING OFF AGAINST AN EXTREMELY LEGENDARY FIGHTER, AND WISH TO GET YOUR
CERTAIN DEFEAT OUT OF THE WAY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, SO THAT YOU MAY RUN
OFF AND LICK YOUR WOUNDS (WHICH I SHALL INFLICT USING MY MOST LEGENDARY
SWORDSMANSHIP SKILLS OF COURSE), AND PONDER HAVING BEEN UTTERLY
OUTCLASSED BY SUCH A LEGENDARY FIGHTER (ONCE AGAIN, ME). DO NOT FEAR,
JUST ALLOW ME TO PURIFY MY BLADE... (drinks some sake from the
ever-present jug he has at his side and spits most of it onto his blade)
...AND I SHALL BE MORE THAN WILLING TO HAND YOU A LEGENDARY A$$-WHIPPING
(AS THE ALMOST LEGENDARY KEN MASTERS, A MAN WHO HAS SOMEHOW HAD A
LEGENDARY STROKE OF LUCK BY DEFEATING ME, THE TRUE LEGEND, USED TO
SAY). YOU MUST UNDOUBTEDLY BE FEELING QUOITE AFRIAD OF ME BY NOW, SO I
WOULD NOT BE UPSET SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO CHANGE YOUR MIND AND DECIDE NOT
TO PARTAKE IN THE MOST LEGENDARY THRASHING OF YOUR UNDOUBTEDLY
ILLUSTRIOUS (BUT CERTAINLY NOT _LEGENDARY_) CAREER, FOR TO FACE OFF
AGAINST ONE WITH SUCH SKILL, SUCH ABILITY, SUCH CHARISMA, SUCH PINCHABLE
CHEEKS, AMONG OTHER LEGENDARY TRAITS IS TO PREPARE FOR CERTAIN (AND
LEGENDARY) DEFEAT, FOR I AM THE LEGEND OF LEGENDS, WARRIOR OF WARRIORS,
FIGHTER OF FIGHTERS, AND A REALLY NICE GUY. MY WAY IS THE WAY OF THE
WARRIOR, THE WAY OF THE HERO, THE WAY OF THE LEGEND, THE WAY TO EARN
MILLIONS IN 12 SIMPLE STEPS. IT IS THE TRUE WAY, THE BEST WAY, THE
RIGHT OF WAY, THE CURDS AND WHEY...
(Yes folks, he really is this talkative, and yes, I'm perfectly capable
of typing out the remaining 90% of his 'speech'. ^_^)
(Falc's Words of Wisdom)
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Reflective God
Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote in message
<3521B3...@compuserve.com>...
>Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
>Here, I'll start:
>
>BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
Michael Kai Newton, aka Reflective God
>
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
January 1998
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
Nirvan, nevermind
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
A pack of smokes, lighter, keys, watch
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
Final Fantasy III american
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Cyan, and gau
>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
Dont remember. I dont get embarassed easily
>8) True or false?
ChEEsE
>9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
A Marilyn Manson song
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
Final Fantasy I
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
Defender of the sacered yak. AGFF'S resident mall rat
>12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
Oh shit I forgot. Thats why the walls are melting. Shut up voices
>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
I have no recolection of the event in question
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Yes. By atma
>15) How old are you?
!7. 18 in less then 2 months. Yes I can legally drink soon!!!!.
>16) Wow? That old?
Pink
>
>17) What's your favorite color?
Purple or black
>
>18) What's your favorite book?
Wizards Firs Rule by Robert Goodkind
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
The crow, braveheart, and Interview With a Vampire
>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
AGFF sucks ( I am not saying that it does, it doesnt).
>there! now you try it!!
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" What the hell are YOU staring at?!!! " Duckman
" SHIT " Cid (numerous occasions)
In a lightning lit room with " no beer and no t.v make homer crazy " written
all over the walls
Homer " no beer, and no t.v make Homer something something "
Marge " Go crazy? "
Homer " Dont mind if I DO " Followed by a large amount of weird sounds from
homer
" Im not drunk occifer " My friend Kurt’s respnce to a cop when he pulled
him over and asked if he had been drinking.
" There are some who call me ... tim " Spellcaster tim on monty pythons
search for the holy grail.
" You capslock satanist " Some guys remark to my friends name of "
Manson_prep " on a chatline
"Not trying to be picky or an asshole about this, and god knows I often take
shortcuts because I'm a lazy ass, but let me give you one piece of
advice:" Gfox
"I was NOT possessed by my microwave. I put that gerbil in there of my own
free will. : )" The Laughing Vigilante
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NO NO NO! It's NOT POSSIBLE! Go away! *panics*
No! The FWAKS! They're everywhere! They're out to get me! *Flashback*
NOOOOOOOOOO!" Night watch haveing a General Leo induced fit
Homer (outside of a pilots only bar): "If the dont let into this place I'll
have to quit drinking"
Homer's Liver(in a muffeldhomer voice): "YEAH!!!"
Homer(to liver): "shut up liver" (punching himself in the gut)
Homer( in a whiny voice) : "owwwwwww now my liver hurts"
Grandpa Simpson (Abraham): (Points to snowball) DEAAAAAAAAAATH!!!!!!
Lisa: Thats Just the cat
Grandpa: ( Points to Maggie) DEAAAAAAAAAATH!!!!!!!!
Lisa: No, Grandpa thats Maggie
Grandpa: (Points to cat again) DEAAAAAATH!!!!!!!
Later in show
Grandpa: (outside now, points to bird feeder) DEAAAAAATH!!!!!!!!!
Lisa: What is your real name grandpa?
Grandpa: Your makeing my tomb stone arent you?
Lisa: No. I am just curious
Grandpa: I am not sure. Usually if I dont know something I just check the
old underwear.
Grandpa: (Reaches into pants and pulss off underwear): Just call me Abraham
Simpson
Lisa: How did you take off your underwear without takeing off your pants
first grandpa?
Grandpa: I dont knowwwww!!!!!
" Gag and bag this nazi muffin " - guard off of the movie Conair.
Edwyn
Flashblayde wrote:
>
> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Edwyn and, well, Edwyn. Does that mean I don't exist in either
world?
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
Late November 1997.
> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
The soundtrack to Empire Strikes Back.
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
Jammies don't have pockets. But there is a little hole right....
THERE! Ahhhhhh....
....
Errrr.... nevermind....
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
FF6
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Shadow. The man is cool.
> 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
Proclaiming (loudly) that a sci-fi book my friend was reading
was B-grade, judging by the blurb "They came from outerspace.
Mars to be exact." then finding out it was War of the Worlds
by H. G. Wells....
> 8) True or false?
That depends. Is it uphill or downhill and is the wind blowing
in an easterly direction?
> 9) How did you get you net name?
I'd rather not say.
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
Saw the hype on FF7. Downloaded a few image roms of previous FFs.
Got hooked. Came here. Became trapped. To be continued.
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
They're in my sig.
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
I don' wann no pills, Nurse Ratched....
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
I'd be more worried by the stain on my pants. :-)
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Hmmmmm.... Probably once by Atma. Apart from that, zip.
> 15) How old are you?
18. 19 by December.
> 16) Wow? That old?
Gee, thanks.
> 17) What's your favorite color?
Magic.
> 18) What's your favorite book?
Ohhhhh.... Toughie. Anything by Terry Pratchett and all the
novels I've ever read in English class (Catch-22, All Quiet
On The Western Front. Lord of the Flies, 1984 etc.)
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
Patlabor 2, probably.
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
"What happens when you pull a pin out of a grenade? Let's
watch...."
-Edwyn
--
Master of "Sock with a half-brick in it" technique
and Defender of Cyanspeak
AGFF's FF5 Patron Saint
One Understated Post Of The Day Award (AGFF)
Vigilantes Award for Logic
"When Life hands you lemons, go to the produce section of your local
supermarket and exchange them for squishy tomatoes. Then throw the
tomatoes in Life's face." -Ranma
"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCORE!!!!!!!!!! I ***FINALLY*** GOT IN SOMEONE'S
SIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Siegfried, deleting a few exclamation marks....
"There are so many replies to that statement. Some sarcastic, some
stupid, and some simply sick. I think it's probably best just not to
mention most of them." -Stibbons, does it matter what he was replying
to? :-)
"Never trust inanimate objects that have the possibility of eating
you." -Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
PISTRIX! PISTRIX!
Quiza
>Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
>Here, I'll start:
>
>BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
>1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Kim. Or Quiza
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
Hmmm...A couple months...
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
It was a mixed tape. I don't have a CD player right now. :(
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
Money, a watch...fluff...More fluff...
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
FF6!!!
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Cid and, even though you can't control him, Reno.
>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
Umm...I...No I can't. It's too embarrasing!
>8) True or false?
True.
>9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
>recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
It's a character in my novel.
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
I rented one. FF is responsible for my addiction to RPG's.
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
Quiza= AGFF Strange Survey Writer, Holder of the Ninja Stars and...Ninja.
>12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
YOU NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!
>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
I don't have a stain on this shirt.
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Nope. How long it will stay that way though... ;)
>15) How old are you?
14.
>16) Wow? That old?
Yes. THAT old.
>17) What's your favorite color?
PURPLE!!!!!!!! And red and black together.
>18) What's your favorite book?
"Wishsong of Shannara" Terry Brooks.
>
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
I don't know.
>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>you killed?
If you ask if I'm a guy. I'M A GIRL!!! A G-I-R-L!!! Any indication in a post
that hints that they're calling me a guy will make the poster have a couple
ninja stars in the heart. GOT IT?!?!
Quiza
AGFF Strange Survey Writer
Weapon: Ninja Stars
Being defended by Lord Albrecht
Aim: quizaninja
Homepage: www.angelfire.com/ok/Ogdens (I just made it for my family. It's
not that good yet.)
Quotes to Quote...
"Keep honking, I'm reloading." A 1998 bumper sticker.
"A pat on the back is a few centimeters from a kick in the ass." One of
Dilberts laws of work.
"Friends help you move. REAL friends help you move bodies." Yet another
bumper sticker.
"Have you ever stopped to think, then forgot to start again?"
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe, and human stupidity, and i'm
not sure about the former." Albert Einsten
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Dan Quayle.
In a veternarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
"This does not bode well for my friend in the tower!" One of my friends
duing a card game. (She's pointing at her head.)
"Don't give me that tone of Silence!" Another one of my friends.
"Going for another walk boy?" Slanter (Wishsong of Shannara) before knocking
the hero unconcious.
"*squints* It's a duck." Edwyn, replying to one of my posts.
"DDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kain in Lord Albrects fanfic.
(It struck my funnybone.)
"I'll bet you $20 that you'll be able to post the third chapter tomorrow."
NS replying to a post I made one day before I posted the chapter. (Luckily I
didn't accept 'cause I had already posted it.)
"Wha-wha-whattt!?!?!??!?!?!?!?! WHAT ABOUT ME, BOBDAMMIT! DON'T I
MATTER?HUH? HUH? *sniff*" Lord Albrecht after reading my quotes and seeing
he wasn't there.
"Weeeellll, I s'pose I could amuse m'self by writin' thisa way fer a
while."Paradox after I made fun of accents.
"Please imagine the mother of all eeks. Now play that sound in your head.
Good job, that's the sound I just made.. " Thierry after I told him I was
going to quote him again.
"As one smiley-holic recovers, a new victim must be chosen to take his
place..." Paradox after a smiley war on Aim when I was trying not to
smiley-face.
"That's it, I'm just gonna quit school and go eat fish and run in circles
for money or whatnot..."Thierry discusing his future job.
"I fear death NOT! Death hath come for me, and I hath replied to death,
"Bite me." Death, not knowing what else to do, went and got a Slurpee."
Timo Suave responding to NA's comment about wanting to have everyone fear
death.
"Sometimes, I find myself being entertained by locking and unlocking doors.
I don't think you can get simpler than that." Thierry talking about his
sense of humor being simpler then mine.
timo suave
Night Angel wrote:
>
> Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> Here, I'll start:
>
> BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
timo suave
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
January 1, 1998
> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
The cd in there now is Pink Floyd "The Wall". But my 15 or so faves are
-Live "Throwing Copper:
-Metallica "Metallica"
-Nine Inch Nails "The Downward Spiral"
-Pearl Jam "Ten"
-Pearl Jam "Vs"
-Pink Floyd "The Wall"
-Radiohead "The Bends"
-Radiohead "OK Computer"
-Smashing Pumpkins "Gish"
-Smashing Pumpkins "Siamese Dream"
-Stone Temple Pilots "Core"
-Stone Temple Pilots "Purple"
-Toadies "Rubberneck"
-U2 "The Joshua Tree"
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
A little notebook I draw in, my class schedule, a bible, a lollypop, and
an elastic-band ball.
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
FFVI
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Locke and Red XIII
> 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
I refuse to relive that experience again.
> 8) True or false?
Correct.
> 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
Has been told recently. I think the thread just died, too.
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
A friend bugged me incessantly for a week about FFVI, so I got it. And
those cool commercials with Mog and the monsters.
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
AGFF Sex God (don't know why)
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
In an hour.
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
Um...yeah. That's what it is.
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Yes I have. I will not answer the second part, because I just don't
have the time.
> 15) How old are you?
19
> 16) Wow? That old?
What's that supposed to mean?!?!
> 17) What's your favorite color?
Green.
> 18) What's your favorite book?
Anything Shakespeare.
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
Braveheart.
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
Everything I say gets me killed.
> there! now you try it!!
Done...and done.
--
-timo suave
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possessor of:
deeley-bob award
vigilantes award for logic
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ -The "timo" Seal of Approval
< Official > -Assurance of a Quality Post
< "timo suave" >
< Post > If you don't see this seal in the sig,
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ it's not an official timo post.
Cogito, ergo sum.
Eldrick Tobin
In the Year of Our Lord Tue, 31 Mar 1998 22:26:16 -0500, Night Angel
<7377...@compuserve.com> didst speak thusly:
>Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
>Here, I'll start:
>
>BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
>1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Jason Florian Walter Long, Eldrick Tobin... got some others on a MUD
:)
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
DN says I first posted here feb 23 or something...
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
Tenchi Muyo! OVA Best Volume 2 -it game out on the 13th! get it. it's
great.
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
pockets normally empty... currently have keys and some change.
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
Currently I think I have to say tactics.
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Ramza, Cloud, Red XIII (who for some odd reason I think of as Red X
-as in the letter- not Red 13 odd that)
>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
You're really want to know? I got mud seduced and POORLY mud sexed
someone... only to have some invisi IMM tell me I was absolutely
lousy... IMHO I have perfected my technique since.
>8) True or false?
The above? True. if just asking me to say true or false then False.
>9) How did you get you net name?
OoooOOOoOOH funny you should ask... I was playing Dragon Warrior...
and my mom pointed out an Elric book... I read and or played for a few
days then she came to watch me play DW and asked how the character was
doing... and I said that I'd just found out that my character is
related to someone in the past Named Eldrick -mixing the names
together- I found it stuck too hard and couldn't shake the name...
started using it in RPG's and then finally looked the name up...
though "Ancient Rule" sounded cool.
Later Windwalker became the Last name... but recently I found out
Windwalker is too fantasy for the SCA so I looked for a background...
and then thought... What's german for Storm... it was Tobin... the
rest is... not history... just boring ;)
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
Beat half the games at the video row store and saw the game and
shrugging rented it... then again... and again till I finally beat
it...
I'd played DW about a week before... this was like... way back when...
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
Ah just peek at my sig...
>12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
I'm supposed to be taking medication? Don't you need to see doctors
for that? I don't see doctors.
>13) What's that stain on your shirt??
Ketchup from the bacon cheeseburger and fries I had for lunch.
> ...Cheeze Whiz?!
Ew never... gag.
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
I died once... trying to get you to kill me... BZ did it for you...
and I came back with this nifty new usenet post alias.
>15) How old are you?
22 as of Feb 10th
>16) Wow? That old?
Who you callin' old... kids today! *snicker*
>17) What's your favorite color?
back in the day it was orange... now it is most neutral tones... white
gray black... etc
>18) What's your favorite book?
Tie between Anne McCaffrey -any of her books-, Robert Jordan, Piers
Anthony's Incarnations of Immortality, Larry Niven's Dream Park books,
And Jak Koke's Stranger Souls-Clockwork Asylum-Beyond the Pale... they
are a series in the Shadowrun world... oh yeah and Charrette's Secrets
of Power trilogy... also shadowrun.
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
All anime but Akira (seen it have it... don't see what all the fuss
is), and Dr. Slump (will not watch it); Excalibur; Tron; Transformers
the Movie; MiB; Wanted; Sphere; U.S. Marshalls; Spawn; Spawn (HBO
Animation department); don't recall some others currently.
As you may have noticed I try not to pin things down in the favorites
category.
>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>you killed?
need a list of them before I can answer ;)
>there! now you try it!!
>
>
>Night Angel
Eldrick Tobin (Jason F. Long to some)
--
Slayer of Algus and Dycedarg (so I like the parts where they die... their bastards!)
Considering being a Defender... just no defendee -yet
Considering a Posting Alias for this group... that won't get me killed.
Winner of:
The Offical GFOX Most Amazing Rambling and Pointless Longwinded Post of the MONTH
One -personally given to himself- "Colosal No-no award" for finding himself accused
for starting a flamewar
One Flame attack directed at me so far...
Hander out of the OCCASIONAL Cape Coin:
[It Allows One Bat of Justice= Doing 99% damage to the target and leaving them with
1% of their total HP. Or Kill someone outright if their max HP is under 10.
OR One Hammer Summon Followed By One Hammer Smash= Will Add: Dead or do 200 points
of damage -which may kill the target anyway.]
http://www.fortunecity.com/marina/eastindia/40
http://eldrick.simplenet.com/main.html
mailto: eldrick at mindless.com
Make the correction here or remove NoSpam to reply.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Quotes:
"I just know is shouldn't have posted this" -Cheesedemon
"Must. Find. More. Campaigns." -Cheesedemon, what can I say I empathize
"That's going in the sig..." -various sources
"It's merely a case of acknowledging that screwage is required for procreation.
Had my parents not gone at it on or around September 26, 1978, I wouldn't be
alive. And that's all I have to say on the subject. You, on the other hand,
would go into a massive dissertation if you felt so inclined. :P" -Kain talking about the beginnings of his life.
"... One thing I never do is refer to it as "screwage." #;-}> I certainly
would, but not about your parents." -Greg replying to the Above from Kain
"He who points out the obvious in an attempt to point out
that which is not obvious, is in essence, doing nothing
at all. -Timo. commenting on Greg saying that Edwyn is
too repetitative.
"I can't believe....
I'm not even....
...oh look! A "Send" button!" -Timo (does it really matter why or when)
[
>And then, once you've stepped over the line and through the door, you
>find that someone closed the door! And locked it, to boot! So you
>knock and knock and knock and knock and knock and they won't let you
>back in! So you take a couple steps back and run full force into the
>door! And it doesn't move, but now you are insane, lusting for blood,
>and you have a headache! So you kick the door as hard as you can! But
>it still doesn't move, but now you are insane, lusting for blood, you
>have a headache, and you have a broken foot! So you punch the door as
>hard as you can, hoping your anger will either divert the pain away from
>all your other areas or will open the door! But the door doesn't move,
>and now you are insane, lusting for blood, you have a headache, you have
>a broken foot, and your hand is bloody and broken! So you finally give
>up and just sit down. And as you sit, you look across the way and you
>see another door, and this one's wide open. You just spent all that
>energy trying to open up the door without even looking around for
>another way out.
>
>You're a jackass.
] -timo about... well... um... let's ask him someday.
[
Yeah, them rainbows do that, don't that? They just barge in,
crawl up your leg and bite the inside of your ass, and then
you say, "GODDAMNIT! GET OUT OF MY ASS YOU GODDAMNED
RAINBOW!"
-Edwyn]
[
Because I am a vain bastard, I would like to nominate something I myself said
in an apparently ignored post a couple of days ago. ] -Eyeglazer
[I'm pretty sure I have a good quote from myself, but I can't remember it.] -Neptune Salad
Bane
Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote in message
<3521B3...@compuserve.com>...
>Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
>Here, I'll start:
>
>BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
>1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Dann Burette AKA Bane, Silver Fang Assassin
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
Late November 1997
>
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
Dark City soundtrack
>
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
Money and some pencils
>
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
(I'm gonna be flamed, I know it) FFTactics
>
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Cait Sith, Cid (FF7, FF6)
>
>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
Dammit, nothing every happens to me
>
>8) True or false?
Troz
>
>9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
>recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
It is the name of my chracter in Werewolf: The Apocalypse, he was banished
from his clan and received the name, Bane.
>
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
Played the first one within weeks of it coming out when I was 7 and been
addicted since
>
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
Official AGFF Assassin, Member of the Silver Fangs
President of the Now-Existant Tori Amos Fan-Club (NETAF-C)
Member of the Ellipse Faction
Chief of Assasinations and Illigal shipping of Contraband, Director of
Aerial Vehicle production and Leader of the 31st Regiment Recon Political
Assasination Departmental Defence Unit.
Defender of Cait Sith, the language of chocobos and eeeeee
>
>12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
This morning
>
>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
N/A
>
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
I think Shinyhat tried to kill me once.
>
>15) How old are you?
16 in May
>
>16) Wow? That old?
Yep, a lot people think I'm older, and little kids always bug me to buy them
tickets into R-rated movies.
>
>17) What's your favorite color?
Black and Purple
>
>18) What's your favorite book?
Drawing Blood, by Poppy Z. Brite
>
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
Hmm.. Hackers, the entire Tenchi series, Lost Highway, Chasing Amy
>
>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>you killed?
"Who are you again?"
>
>
>there! now you try it!!
>
>
Bane, Official AGFF Assassin, Member of the Silver Fangs
President of the Now-Existant Tori Amos Fan-Club (NETAF-C)
Member of the Ellipse Faction
Chief of Assasinations and Illigal shipping of Contraband, Director of
Aerial Vehicle production and Leader of the 31st Regiment Recon Political
Assasination Departmental Defence Unit.
Holder/User of The Klaive Cannon
10 Wyvern Points
35 Cutey Points
69 Crisis Points
Defender of Cait Sith, the language of chocobos and eeeeee
On AolIM: Cemjai
On E-Mail: da...@I.CAN'T.BELIEVE.THE.AMOUNT.OF.SPAM.I.GET.erols.com
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Acids stain you;
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dana_crysalis
Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote:
>Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
>Here, I'll start:
>
Woah....an intro thingie....ah well, I may as well.
>BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
>1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
> Margaret Anne Matthews, aka Night Angel
>
Dana Crysalis
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
> Since early last november.
>
Summer of 95. I think.
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
> The cure, Wild Mood swings.
>
Lorena McKennit, The Book of Secrets.
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
> A little pewter disk that resembles the earth, if only it was flat, two
>knifes, a pair of stones, and my pocket watch. 0;)
>
Nothing.
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
> Final Fantasy three, VI Japanese.
>
Noooo!!!! Not this question!!! FF4j. Maybe?! FF6j?
Nooooo!!!!!!!!! FF4j!! Yes, that's it! Woo hoo!
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
> Setzer. Setzer. Setzer. :) :) :)
>
Rydia. Rydiarydiarydiarydia.
>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
> The time that I met Robert Jordan in Atlanta, and found myself at a
>loss for words for the first time in my entire life. :) (He was really
>nice though) :)
>
Having no social life, I've never had one of those moments.
>8) True or false?
> False.
>
Wrong! It's true I tell you! True! Mwahahahahahaha!!!!
>9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
>recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
> Long story. tried to write a fantasy novel, ended up with a complex
>guild society system. Night = crime, Angel = Justice. plus it sounds
>cool. :)
>
Dana Crysalis is the name I used for my RPGs forever, starting
with FF1. Well, I used Dana, actually, and the others were Dane, Dan,
and Dani. But I knew his last name.
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
> a friend got me addicted, in return for addicting him to the Wheel of
>Time novels... :)
A friend let me borrow his FF1. The next day, I had my own.
::grins::
>
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
> Night angel, defender of Setzer, Official Agff/ACE93 villianess, regent
>of the skull castle, and High Priestess of Setzertarianism.
>
Keeper of the Sacred Library of Squaresoft Hentai,
Immortal Knower of all Magic Spells,
A Light Warrior of the Microwave Saga,
Rainbow Mage and part-time Bard.
>12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
> This morning. do you think i'm stupid as well as crazy??
>
I'm not on my medication anymore.......that's why I killed
them.......I mean.....ummmmmm....nothing! ::smiles evilly::
>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
> Pass.
What stain?! Where?! Get it off!!!
>
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
> Yes. a couple of times by atma, and once by somebody who I can't
>remember offhand... I wonder if I deserved it??
>
Hmmmmmm.....I don't think sooooo......
>15) How old are you?
> Driving age, but not voting age for another year or so. (16)
>
18 this month.
>16) Wow? That old?
> Yeah. I'm not old enough yet to lie about my age. my weight is
>another matter.... :) :) :)
>
Yes, really. ::grins::
>17) What's your favorite color?
> Silver. or Black.
>
Black and Silver.
>18) What's your favorite book?
> "Neverwhere" by Neil Gaiman. check the sig. :)
>
Nooooo!!!!! Not another of these questions! Ummmmm.....
Magician, by Raymond E. Feist. God, that's a good book. LONG LIVE
PUG!
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
> The Princess Bride, with "The Crow," "Shawshank Redemption," and "Monty
>Python, search for the Holy Grail" all coming in a close second. :)
>
I love the Princess Bride! Ummmmm....Yeah, I'll use that,
because I don't really know. Princess Bride will do, I love watching
it.
>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>you killed?
> "Sleep with me??" (no, I'm not asking)
>
For me to kill you, or let you live in pain and agony, just
ask one of two simple questions.....
"Hey, are you a girl?"
"Isn't Dana a girl's name?"
>
>there! now you try it!!
Okay, I just did. ::grins::
>
>
Owner of 189 Squaresoft hentai pics,
Keeper of the Sacred Library of Squaresoft Hentai,
Breeder of Monsters,
Owner of 14 cats,
Defender of Couples, Destroyer of anything else (especially Algus),
Immortal Knower of all Magic Spells,
A Light Warrior of the Microwave Saga,
Dana Crysalis, Rainbow Mage and part-time Bard
ICQ# 903924
AIM name : D Crysalis
People from the old days I remember and miss:
Please tell me you're back if you are.
Bologna Cow Kuibob
FuSoYa Linda
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My Quotes!
"AOL Sucks! I'm now on MindSpring!!" - Me!
"Anyone calling me a girl gets the Ultimate End!" - Me
"Meow!" - My favorite cat Misty, wanting to be petted
"Meow!" - My favorite cat Misty, wanting to be fed
"I am Scuzzlebutt, Lord of the Mountain! Behold my Patrick Duffy leg!" - Cartman
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" - Kyle
"Leave Bronx, baby, leave Bronx!" - Tom Servo
"Come my minions, rise for your master, let your evil shine!" - Rasputin, from Anastasia
"Aw, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it." - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"You're lucky to raise such a great monster." - Angel (Pixie/Gali), from Monster Rancher
"Anna....." - The Weenie
"......" - Cecil being a moron, like always
"You spoony Bard!" - Tellah yelling at the Weenie
"I want to know what love is....now!" - Terra the whining slut
"Because you are.....a puppet." - Jenova
"I'm sorry!" - Sophitia from Soul Blade, saying she's sorry after kneeing you (ouch!)
"Pure light, shine on bloody impurity! Holy!" - White Mage
"Aurora, exhale bloody air! Dark Holy!" - Ultima Demon
"Brush off vanity and show reality! Ultima!" - Ramza
"Listen to the Mad King...Confuse2!" - Zarela, the Angel of Death
dana_crysalis
Light from heaven.. protect thy bandwidth!.. Heavenly Snip!
>
>>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>>you killed?
>
>
>that hints that they're calling me a guy will make the poster have a couple
>ninja stars in the heart. GOT IT?!?!
>
>Quiza
Hey Quiza, looks like we've got the same problems! ::grins::
Let's go on a rampage and kill all people who mistake our genders.
(Yeah, they'd point at you and say, "Don't kill me Dana!", then point
at me, "Please Quiza, have mercy!" then we dissolve them into the
basic elements. ::laughs maliciously::
dana_crysalis
cheez...@aol.com (Cheezdemon) wrote:
Light from heaven.. protect thy bandwidth!.. Heavenly Snip!
>>19) What's your favorite Movie?
>> The Princess Bride, with "The Crow," "Shawshank Redemption," and "Monty
>>Python, search for the Holy Grail" all coming in a close second. :)
>>
> MPATHG, Life of Brian, Army of Darkness, Manos: the Hands of Fate, Blood
>Hook, The incredibly strange creatures who stopped living and became mixed up
>zombies, The Incredible Melting Man
>
Please tell me you're talking about the MST3K versions of
those.....please?
Billy Callis
Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote in message
<3521B3...@compuserve.com>...
>Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
>Here, I'll start:
>
>BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
>1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
> Margaret Anne Matthews, aka Night Angel
Billy Callis, sometimes AKA Billyinblack, sometimes AKA General Sayleen,
and previuosly AKA Lon Callis.
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
> Since early last november.
Since mid-late December.
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
> The cure, Wild Mood swings.
I think the Cure's best album is Pornography (that's the name of it).
Does Wild Mood Swings have "Close to Me" on it? What about Wrong Number?
Anyway, right now I'm listening to *XO@&, by KMFDM (the name of the
album is actually symbols- explosion, skull and cross bones, bomb, swirl,
and fist). Before that it was First and Last and Always. Then it was
Changesbowie, by David Bowie, and before that is was Story of The Clash Vol.
1.
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
> A little pewter disk that resembles the earth, if only it was flat, two
>knifes, a pair of stones, and my pocket watch. 0;)
My pockets are empty.
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
> Final Fantasy three, VI Japanese.
Same.
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
> Setzer. Setzer. Setzer. :) :) :)
Locke.
>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
> The time that I met Robert Jordan in Atlanta, and found myself at a
>loss for words for the first time in my entire life. :) (He was really
>nice though) :)
When I was in the school spelling bee, and I was doing really well, but
I was really nervous, and I started to spell "curious" with a Q.
>8) True or false?
> False.
That's false. So it's true.
>9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
>recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
> Long story. tried to write a fantasy novel, ended up with a complex
>guild society system. Night = crime, Angel = Justice. plus it sounds
>cool. :)
Billyinblack is a Stranglers reference, and General Sayleen is my
character in the Snail Wars.
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
> a friend got me addicted, in return for addicting him to the Wheel of
>Time novels... :)
My dad was addicted before me.
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
> Night angel, defender of Setzer, Official Agff/ACE93 villianess, regent
>of the skull castle, and High Priestess of Setzertarianism.
I used to be the Defender of the Clash, but as of today I'm the Defender
of Siouxsie Sioux. (BTS, Night Angel, Siouxsie originated many elements of
the Goth style, including the eye thing).
>12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
MEDICATION??/? MEDICATON IS FOR THE WEAK! THE STRON DON"TNEED
MEDICATIN!!1!1!!!11!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
AHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
> This morning. do you think i'm stupid as well as crazy??
I'd like to plead the fifth.
>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
> Pass.
Yeah, I'll pass too... I wouldn't want word to get out about the
mongoose incident...
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
> Yes. a couple of times by atma, and once by somebody who I can't
>remember offhand... I wonder if I deserved it??
Greg shot me once, you killed me once in an undisclosed manner, timo
stried to kill me but I twisted the story into an Edgar Allen Poe
referrence, and timo ended up getting killed too. I think that's all.
>15) How old are you?
> Driving age, but not voting age for another year or so. (16)
Those bastards changed the driving age... I'm almost 14. (May 17th).
>16) Wow? That old?
No.
> Yeah. I'm not old enough yet to lie about my age. my weight is
>another matter.... :) :) :)
Hmmm... ;-)
>17) What's your favorite color?
> Silver. or Black.
Black.
>18) What's your favorite book?
> "Neverwhere" by Neil Gaiman. check the sig. :)
Oy... I don't know. 1984 is cool, Clockwork Orange is good... I know I
have lots of others, but I can't think of any now.
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
> The Princess Bride, with "The Crow," "Shawshank Redemption," and "Monty
>Python, search for the Holy Grail" all coming in a close second. :)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Trainspotting, The Lost Highway,
Eraserhead... a few others I can't remember...
>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>you killed?
> "Sleep with me??" (no, I'm not asking)
"Why is Siouxsie such a burned-out ugly whore?"
>there! now you try it!!
Too late.
--
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I'm the illigitimate Son of God" --"Stray Bullet", KMFDM
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I've lost all sense of the world outside
but I can't forget
so I call your name" --"Nine While Nine", Sisters of Mercy
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"War, Slavery, Exploitation, the common basis of a Western Nation
Official version, a falsified story
The truth lies buried in a shroud of glory"
--"Glory", KMFDM
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--"Tommy Gun", The Clash
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Luke Drelick
timo suave wrote:
>
> Night Angel wrote:
> >
> > Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> > it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> > for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> > purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> > Here, I'll start:
> >
> > BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
> >
> > 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Luke Drelick
> > 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
May 1996
> > 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
>
Sonic CD (don't ask)
> > 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
My walkman, and uhhh...
> > 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
5, definitely
> > 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Butz, Faris, Yang
> > 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
When I spilled paint all over myself in like 9th grade
> > 8) True or false?
Vrai
> > 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> > 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
I really liked Dragon Warrior/Quest when it first came out, and Nintendo
Power was hyping this game "Final Fantasy". I was reading the articles
on it, right when it came out (they reviewed this game like hell), and
it looked really good. I bought it (had to go 10 miles out of my way,
since no store carried it), and loved it. So, I bought FF2 us when I got
my SNES (I was playing my Genesis before that), and FF3 us when it came
out (but was severely disappointed). It was only in the past 2 years
that I got introduced to imports, so I bought 5, and played 2, 3, and 4
on emulators.
> > 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
> > 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
> > 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
Hmmmm
> > 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Nope
> > 15) How old are you?
15
> > 16) Wow? That old?
Kind of young, actually
> > 17) What's your favorite color?
Blue
> > 18) What's your favorite book?
Any Xanth novel
> > 19) What's your favorite Movie?
The Rock, Dumb and Dumber
> > 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> > you killed?
Relm is fooey
> > there! now you try it!!
k
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Luke Drelick
Roto's a gay name, but Erdrick (the american version) sounds much
worse...
Billy Callis
timo suave wrote in message <3522794B...@concentric.net>...
>Night Angel wrote:
>>
>> Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>> it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>> for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>> purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
>> Here, I'll start:
>>
>> BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>>
>> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
>
>timo suave
>
>> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
>
>January 1, 1998
>
>> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
>
>The cd in there now is Pink Floyd "The Wall". But my 15 or so faves are
>-Live "Throwing Copper:
Okay. Could have been worse.
>-Metallica "Metallica"
Hmmm...
>-Nine Inch Nails "The Downward Spiral"
WOOHOO! YEAH!
>-Pearl Jam "Ten"
>-Pearl Jam "Vs"
Hmm...
>-Pink Floyd "The Wall"
>-Radiohead "The Bends"
>-Radiohead "OK Computer"
Yes! Kick ASS! three great CD's. I don't have OK Computer, but I have
the other two.
>-Smashing Pumpkins "Gish"
>-Smashing Pumpkins "Siamese Dream"
Again, coulda been worse.
>-Stone Temple Pilots "Core"
>-Stone Temple Pilots "Purple"
Again, kickass. I only have Purple, though.
>-Toadies "Rubberneck"
Uhmmmm...
>-U2 "The Joshua Tree"
Yes, once again, a fantastic CD. Nice selection, timo.
>> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
>
>A little notebook I draw in, my class schedule, a bible, a lollypop, and
>an elastic-band ball.
Ooookayyyy...
>> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
>
>FFVI
Good choice.
>> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
>
>Locke and Red XIII
Two more good choices.
>> 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
>
>I refuse to relive that experience again.
>
>> 8) True or false?
>
>Correct.
>
>> 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
>
>Has been told recently. I think the thread just died, too.
>
>> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
>
>A friend bugged me incessantly for a week about FFVI, so I got it. And
>those cool commercials with Mog and the monsters.
>
>> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
>
>AGFF Sex God (don't know why)
>
>> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
>
>In an hour.
>
>> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
>
>Um...yeah. That's what it is.
>
>> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
>
>Yes I have. I will not answer the second part, because I just don't
>have the time.
>
>> 15) How old are you?
>
>19
>
>> 16) Wow? That old?
>
>What's that supposed to mean?!?!
>
>> 17) What's your favorite color?
>
>Green.
>
>> 18) What's your favorite book?
>
>Anything Shakespeare.
>
>> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
>
>Braveheart.
>
>> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>> you killed?
>
>Everything I say gets me killed.
>
>> there! now you try it!!
>
>Done...and done.
And don't forget, done.
timo suave
Thanks. There are others I didn't put on there, like the FFVI and FFVII
soundtracks, but that's because they have their own section in my cd
rack.
> >> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
> >
> >A little notebook I draw in, my class schedule, a bible, a lollypop, and
> >an elastic-band ball.
>
> Ooookayyyy...
You should see my glove box.
> >> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
> >
> >FFVI
>
> Good choice.
I know.
> >> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
> >
> >Locke and Red XIII
>
> Two more good choices.
What about Yuffie and Cait Sith?
<AGFF scowls>
Well, to save anyone the trouble...<timo stabs himself in the chest for
even _mentioning_ those two characters.
Done again.
Marc Bowden
> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Soulsinger, the Guardian Legend
Ryumo, the Fire Dragon
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
Oh heck, lessee....carry the two....uh...
> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
Harley Davison Road Songs, 2 CD set
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
Induction lighter, Westclox(tm) flip-clock, mint chapstick, Lego Green
Lantern character
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
Six. Hands down.
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Locke Cole, Mog, and Umaro.
> 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
Got lost on a buissiness trip, ended up in the wrong country.
> 8) True or false?
Blue! Yellow! Spiders!
> 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
I've had them for nine years. You REALLY think I remember?
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
Rented FFI from a local video store. Two weeks later, I returned a new
cart to them so I wouldn't lose my saved game.
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
None. I lurk and watch the pre-teens try to pick each other up. =)
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
Does Cheez-Whiz count as medication?
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
Uh....whoops! Gotta go to Africa, now...
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Ah, the advantage of keeping quiet.
> 15) How old are you?
Twenty-Eight
> 16) Wow? That old?
Don't make me come over there....
> 17) What's your favorite color?
Silver
> 18) What's your favorite book?
"The Meri", "Taminny" and "The Crystal Rose" By Maya Bonhoff
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
"I'm Gonna Get You Sucka"
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
Ask me when I get back from Africa.
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Human Resources Director --------------------------
The Legacy of the Three
telmaron.com 3333 206.246.120.2 3333 dre...@telmaron.com
"We did not choose to become the guardians, but there is no one else."
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Rob Browning
>Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
>Here, I'll start:
>
>BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
>1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
> Margaret Anne Matthews, aka Night Angel
... Well, my alter-ego's name is Pluvius, if that's what you're
asking...
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
> Since early last november.
Well, since DejaNews still isn't very accurate when you go as far back
as '96, I'll say that I came in March of that year. The first post
that DN has is from mid-April, IIRC.
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
> The cure, Wild Mood swings.
Mechwarrior 2: Mercenaries. Too bad that damn thing won't work in
Win 95 with an S3 ViRGE, and it won't work at all for me in DOS... I
borrowed off of someone, though, so it doesn't matter.
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
> A little pewter disk that resembles the earth, if only it was flat, two
>knifes, a pair of stones, and my pocket watch. 0;)
Oxygen, carbon dioxide, nitrogen, and the One Ring. Wait a minute...
Did I say that last one out loud?
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
> Final Fantasy three, VI Japanese.
FF7.
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
> Setzer. Setzer. Setzer. :) :) :)
Cid FF7.
>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
> The time that I met Robert Jordan in Atlanta, and found myself at a
>loss for words for the first time in my entire life. :) (He was really
>nice though) :)
My life is an embarrassment.
>8) True or false?
> False.
Yes.
>9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
>recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
> Long story. tried to write a fantasy novel, ended up with a complex
>guild society system. Night = crime, Angel = Justice. plus it sounds
>cool. :)
My alter-ego ain't talking. You'll have to guess.
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
> a friend got me addicted, in return for addicting him to the Wheel of
>Time novels... :)
I (or was it my brother?) rented FF when I was 6.
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
> Night angel, defender of Setzer, Official Agff/ACE93 villianess, regent
>of the skull castle, and High Priestess of Setzertarianism.
AGFF Translator-of-Everything-Except-for-Real-Languages and AGFF Hater
of Yuffie. My compadre is the AGFF Water Wizard.
>12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
> This morning. do you think i'm stupid as well as crazy??
I don't like the medication. It makes my little green friends and the
nice voice in my head go away.
>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
> Pass.
What shirt?
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
> Yes. a couple of times by atma, and once by somebody who I can't
>remember offhand... I wonder if I deserved it??
Of course, by numerous people. Who hasn't?
>15) How old are you?
> Driving age, but not voting age for another year or so. (16)
Yup. Have no reason to get a license, though.
>16) Wow? That old?
> Yeah. I'm not old enough yet to lie about my age. my weight is
>another matter.... :) :) :)
I can feel my back starting to give out...
>17) What's your favorite color?
> Silver. or Black.
Red.
>18) What's your favorite book?
> "Neverwhere" by Neil Gaiman. check the sig. :)
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, with Ender's
Game by Orson Scott Card coming in rather closely behind.
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
> The Princess Bride, with "The Crow," "Shawshank Redemption," and "Monty
>Python, search for the Holy Grail" all coming in a close second. :)
I'll go with the latter unless I can think of something better.
>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>you killed?
> "Sleep with me??" (no, I'm not asking)
How do you revive Aerith?
>
>there! now you try it!!
OK, OK, don't get hostile...
Rob ~2~
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"take it from the Cock-king here, you are fucked up. :)" --V.
Val attempting to talk about Coke, but failing miserably
"That's what they said about the Titanic...." --Edwyn, replying
to Greg about his claim that Allison and he will "never break
up"
"Me too. They don't complain when I 'borrow' their money."
--Greg, referring to his like of stupid people
"We don't welcome people back very well, do we? 'Yeah, Piwalk's
back! KILL HIM!'" --Unright
"Isn't Piggy 6 too?" --Bob
"Tifa: AHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEE-- What the fuck!? Where am I?
Mr. Hartwig? Where'd you go!?" --Neo Atma
"Damn right. ****** wasn't an adulterer, junkie, or really,
REALLY annoying (okay, maybe the last one...)" --True EDGE,
referring to how someone wasn't trying to compare ******'s
death to JFK's, Kurt Cobain's, or Princess Di's
"Dairy Queen serve Cock in Bahrain." --Manaf, looking to
be V. Val's apprentice
"Hmm...if those are the normal posts on your Usenet...your friends
are even more screwed than mine. And that's hard." --John Barthle,
a person on a writer's RPG I'm in, after reading the quotes in my
.sig
"I believe you, Linda. I have powers to deduce the truth even
before hearing the person speak." --Cypher, impersonating
Spoony Bard
"sounds like my sisters..." --Tomo, referring to how Atma and Linda
tried to blame each other for January's flame war
"I know that it sounds stupid, but come on, Bob could be Cypher
could be Deadfrog could be K3wldood could be Linda could be a
m3ower could be Nick Zitzmann for all I care." --Kao Megura,
pretty much stating my philosophy about the whole thing
"You know the part about halfway through FF7 where ***** dies? At
that part in FF3 the plot dies." --Neo Atma
"AGFF is like "Beavis and Butthead Do Newsgroups", just without
the humor." --Timo Suave
"unfortunately the closest thing i have had to flirting recently
has been turn your head and cough." --Tiamat
"If you posted because you had consideration for me, the phrase
'TMIG' would never have entered Atma's vocabulary, and I'd be
posting a damn sight fewer "You sick bastard" exclamations and
phrases between greater than/less than signs depicting you on
the receiving end of graphic violence from yours truly." --Kain,
replying to Greg's claim that he posts with consideration for
other people
"You can hate a character all you want, just don't expect to be
able to insult them to their defenders face and be able to
walk away. If the Tifa defenders EVER ACTUALLY DID THEIR
JOB, then I'd be killed two daily." --Neo Atma
"Why would anybody want to lick you??" --Josh Kaufmann, replying
to Demonwall's request for Seb to lick sewage
"Siggy: Even more, [Relm's] original name was actually 'Realm,'
but it was changed in the translation to avoid connotations.
Edwyn: Yes, 'enter the Realm'.... .... oh shit" --If you
can read, you can figure it out
"Now, I wouldn't say that nobody likes him, but I bet you
could count the number of birthday parties he's been
invited to on the hand of a wood-shop teacher with
epilepsy." --Anonym, referring to Atma
Luke Drelick
Marc Bowden wrote:
>
> > 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
>
> Ryumo, the Fire Dragon
>
The Guardian Legend? Isn't that like the old NES game (anybody
remember?), that was part shooter, part Zelda-style?
> > 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
>
> Oh heck, lessee....carry the two....uh...
>
> > 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
>
> Harley Davison Road Songs, 2 CD set
>
> > 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
>
> Induction lighter, Westclox(tm) flip-clock, mint chapstick, Lego Green
> Lantern character
>
> > 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
>
> Six. Hands down.
>
I'm just wondering, why is everybody saying 6 as the best FF? A lot of
other posts said it, but I'm just wondering why 6 is so good. IMHO, 6 is
the worst of the series (that includes FFMQ), and I've played through
FF1-7, Tactics, and MQ.
Beaux
>1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
Pen
Keys
Scratch paper
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
>8) True or false?
Yep.
>9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
his friend.
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
day I was playing Carmina Burana (the piece that Nobuo Uematsu got
the lyrics to "One Winged Angel" from) and the Finale is in the key
of D so I played the last note a high D (E for Bb trumpet) and I got
a nosebleed from it. Now I can say I got a nosebleed from playing
high on the trumpet. Not very many people can say that.
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
>15) How old are you?
>16) Wow? That old?
No, not really. 18.
>17) What's your favorite color?
>18) What's your favorite book?
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
The Princess Bride
>you killed?
Billy Callis
Luke Drelick wrote in message <6fu80u$m...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>...
>timo suave wrote:
>>
>> Night Angel wrote:
>> >
>> > Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>> > it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>> > for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>> > purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
>> > Here, I'll start:
>> >
>> > BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>> >
>> > 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
>
>Luke Drelick
>
>> > 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
>
>May 1996
>
>> > 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
>>
>
>Sonic CD (don't ask)
>
>> > 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
>
>My walkman, and uhhh...
>
>> > 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
>
>5, definitely
>
>> > 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
>
>Butz, Faris, Yang
>
>> > 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
>
>When I spilled paint all over myself in like 9th grade
Are you insulting people with paint all over them? If so, I'm going to
have to... oh, damn. I'm not the defender of the Clash anymore. Damn! Well,
still, you've got 24 hours to take it back or I'll kill you. (In a
good-natured way, of course ;-))
>> > 8) True or false?
>
>Vrai
>
>> > 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
>
>> > 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
>
>I really liked Dragon Warrior/Quest when it first came out, and Nintendo
>Power was hyping this game "Final Fantasy". I was reading the articles
>on it, right when it came out (they reviewed this game like hell), and
>it looked really good. I bought it (had to go 10 miles out of my way,
>since no store carried it), and loved it. So, I bought FF2 us when I got
>my SNES (I was playing my Genesis before that), and FF3 us when it came
>out (but was severely disappointed). It was only in the past 2 years
>that I got introduced to imports, so I bought 5, and played 2, 3, and 4
>on emulators.
>
>> > 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
>
>
>> > 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
>
>
>> > 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
>
>Hmmmm
>
>> > 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
>
>Nope
Just respond and you'll be able to keep it that way... :-)
>> > 15) How old are you?
>
>15
>
>> > 16) Wow? That old?
>
>Kind of young, actually
>
>> > 17) What's your favorite color?
>
>Blue
>
>> > 18) What's your favorite book?
>
>Any Xanth novel
>
>> > 19) What's your favorite Movie?
>
>The Rock, Dumb and Dumber
>
>> > 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>> > you killed?
>
>Relm is fooey
>
>> > there! now you try it!!
>
>k
A.Weirdo
Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> was caught saying this on
Candid Camera:
>Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
>Here, I'll start:
>
>BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
>1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Rachel Green AKA A.Weirdo
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
Uhh...a long time.
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
Dark Side of the Moond by Pink Floyd
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
Lint,lint,lint, and more lint
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
FFVII
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Hmm...PCs:Mog,Vincent,Bleu(from BoF),and the Sprite(from SoM).
NPCs:The Turks,Chupon,The Runaway Five (from Earthbound)the
Tendites(also from Earthbound)
>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
Uhhhh...I misspelled "you" at a spelling bee once.(I was nervous, and
it was a practice question. So there.)
>8) True or false?
CHeeSe!
>9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
>recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
I once posted on the *P Darkwing Duck BBS as Neptunia. One of my alter
egos was A.Weirdo. Well, when I got here, I looked around and decided
I needed a nickname. Neptunia seemed like a silly Nickname for a FF
NG, so I named myself A.Weirdo.
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
I saw the original FF in Nintendo Power, and subsequently bought it
with my birthday money.
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
Spatula inspector;defender of Scooby Doo, Shaggy, Velma, Freddy and
Daphne;anti-defender of Scrappy Doo
>12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
No comment.
>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
That is NOT a stain...it's part of this shirt's near-Hawaiian pattern.
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Uhh...I think I got shot once (as a joke) because I posted a "me too
post". Then, one of my alter egos (A.Weirdo the Log) got fried because
he defiled Gogo.
>15) How old are you?
18
>16) Wow? That old?
Quiet, you.
>17) What's your favorite color?
Blue.
>18) What's your favorite book?
(Thinking) Probably "Into the Green" by Charles DeLint
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
UHF.Duh.
>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>you killed?
Uhh...well, I have killed someone because they defiled Scooby Doo, but
that's part of my job. I think I killed Piggy once because he asked me
to sleep with him.
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*Rachel Green AKA A.Weirdo*
*AGFF Spatula Inspector* My ASCII Flea-----> @
Defender of Shaggy,Scooby,Velma,Freddy,Daphne,and The
Mystery Machine! Anti-Defender of Scrappy Doo
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The Ever Changing Thingy for this post:
"HTML is a slut."--Joshua Kaufman
"Bill Gates will turn into a carrot."--Fali
"I'd complain if Barret were wearing a black mini-skirt."
--The Laughing Vigilante
My crappy page is at:
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/1937/index.html
The AGFF Survival Guide is at:
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/1937/AGFFSur.html
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If you've read this far, then you have WAY too much time on
your hands...This is the end of the freaking sig!The show's over!
Go home!Go on,get!
Terpfen007
Night Angel(7377...@compuserve.com) wrote:
>Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
>Here, I'll start:
This should be fun...*slightly evil grin*
>1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Terpfen007.
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
Since about..January, I'd say.
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
The FFVII OSV.
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
Oxygen, carbon dioxide, cash, and lint. ;)
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
It's a tie between FF3j and FF6.
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Sabin, Butz, Lenna, and Cid(FFVII)
>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
My sister was born; that's more embarrasing than almost anything. ;)
>8) True or false?
What? Who are you? Where am I?
>9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
>recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
I read a Star Wars book, and got the idea. I think. ;)
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
I saw Final Fantasy 1 on sale at a K-Mart, and just *had* to get it. I mean,
the packaging ruled..of course, I was only 5 or 6 back then...
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
Killer of Altima, Vormav, and Algus
Defender of Final Fantasy Tactics' music
>12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
I took my medication! 4 greens, 3 blues, and 2 reds..or was it 3 greens, 4
blues, and 2 reds...
>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
No comment.
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Yeah, by Billy Caelis(piece of advice to you, Billy..watch for hitmen;
thousands of 'em...=D)
>15) How old are you?
Think 'voting age minus 5'
>16) Wow? That old?
Yes. Now get me my walker, dangit.
>17) What's your favorite color?
Psychadelic.
>18) What's your favorite book?
"The Lost World" by Michael Crichton. Too bad the movie was god-awful compared
to the book...
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
The tape of Bill Clinton and Monic--uhh...nevermind. ;)
>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>you killed?
Can I see *that* picture?
~Terpfen007
-------
Killer of Altima, Vormav, and Algus(he pissed me off)
Hater of people who think they're always right
Defender of FFT's music
Night Angel
~Kaye Rogers. wrote:
>
> Jamey "Crisis" Powell wrote:
> >
> > Night Angel wrote:
> > >
> > > Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> > > it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> > > for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> > > purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> > > Here, I'll start:
> > >
> > >
>
>
> > > 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
> >
>
>
> >
> > > 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
>
>
> > > 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
> >
>
>
> >
> > > 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
> >
>
>
> >
> > > 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
> >
>
YEAH!!
Why're you ducking??? if you're serious, then all the better for you.
There are too few people out there who like setzer... he's a great
character. :) :) :)
--
Night Angel
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@ Defender Of Setzer @
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Supreme Mistress of Villainy
Regent of the Skull Castle
1000 posts to AGFF + ACE93
Night Angel
Lord Falconer wrote:
>
> Night Angel wrote:
> >
> > Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> > it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> > for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> > purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> > Here, I'll start:
<SNIP!>
> > 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
> > Final Fantasy three, VI Japanese.
>
> FFIV. FFVI bites. :)
>
> > 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
> > Setzer. Setzer. Setzer. :) :) :)
>
> Setzer is a goober. :) If we're limited to Final Fantasy, I'd have to
> say Kain. If not, Dan Hibiki from Street Fighter. :)
Damnit! first you insult my favorite game, then my favoite character,
then you kill me! what the hell's with you!?!
And, what, praytell, is wrong with Setzer??
(And I don't want the same old shit.)
You know, it would have been okay to express differing opinions. but
noooooo, you had to insult my choices!
> > 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
> > Yes. a couple of times by atma, and once by somebody who I can't
> > remember offhand... I wonder if I deserved it??
>
> Atma! FuSoYa! Bob! They all reduced me to component atoms! (kills
> Night Angel) Whee, you can return the favor later. :)
.....CRAP! I just got killed by Falc.... (Pout) what'd I do???
.... I think I WILL return the favor. esp. since you insulted setzer.
<kills Lord falconer>
I didn't want to do that...
--
Night Angel
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
@ Defender Of Setzer @
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Supreme Mistress of Villainy
Regent of the Skull Castle
1000 posts to AGFF + ACE93
King Kung
Night Angel wrote:
> Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> Here, I'll start:
>
> BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Joseph Michael Parise
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
I started up again and will consider myself a newbie, because the last time I
posted here was about two years ago with my FF3(6) FAQ. So tread lightly on bashing
my brains out and letting them slop into the gutter. :)
> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
OK Computer, Radiohead
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
>
My wallet (I just got home), keys (on a Chocobo keychain), an old raffle ticket,
and a quarter (which I forgot to put in my wallet).
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
>
FF5
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
>
A tie between Boco and Shadow
>
>
> 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
>
Fell down a flight of stairs at school.
> 8) True or false?
>
false
> 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
>
4 years ago on Prodigy.. I am a long-time fan of monster B-movies (aka: Godzilla,
Mothra, and Destroy All Monsters), and am a big fan of King Kong. I was walking in
the arcade and saw the only Mortal Kombat character I ever liked (because I don't
like the game very much at all... anymore...), Kung Lao. Because nobody else had
the name, I squished them into King Kung. BTW, King Kung is a name also used by EGM
and the ever-dispicable GamePro.
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
>
I was bored with Prodigy and found it as a refuge, a place to sac out all day and
read messages.
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
>
None. I'm not that involved.
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
>
I take Ativan, Cogentin, and Paxil at nighttime. I used to take Prozac.
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
>
I use it to wipe up my own drool.
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
>
Just this week when I was bashed, but I probably deserved it.
> 15) How old are you?
>
I turned 18 on December 3rd.
> 16) Wow? That old?
>
Shutup, I'm young.
> 17) What's your favorite color?
>
Orange
> 18) What's your favorite book?
>
All Quiet on the Western Front. If you don't know what that is, you should be shot.
I'm sorry, but you should. Really. :)
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
>
Citizen Kane (NO reference to Kain of FF4, REALLY)
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
"Is that you daddy?"
> there! now you try it!!
>
> Night Angel
--
Simplicity is the ultimate spiritual bliss...
King Kung (King...@SoCa.com)
------------------
| Loiterers Will |
| Be Shot!!! |
------------------
Ultimax
Night Angel wrote:
> Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> Here, I'll start:
>
> BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
> Margaret Anne Matthews, aka Night Angel
Chris Franco
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
> Since early last november.
Maybe 2 weeks, something like that.
> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
> The cure, Wild Mood swings.
Wu Tang Forever Disc 2
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
> A little pewter disk that resembles the earth, if only it was flat, two
> knifes, a pair of stones, and my pocket watch. 0;)
My pockets are empty at the moment
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
> Final Fantasy three, VI Japanese.
FFVII
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
> Setzer. Setzer. Setzer. :) :) :)
Aerith
> 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
> The time that I met Robert Jordan in Atlanta, and found myself at a
> loss for words for the first time in my entire life. :) (He was really
> nice though) :)
I've had so many embarrassing things happen in my life, I don't even want to try to
single one out as the worst.
> 8) True or false?
> False.
True
> 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
> Long story. tried to write a fantasy novel, ended up with a complex
> guild society system. Night = crime, Angel = Justice. plus it sounds
> cool. :)
Too damn boring.
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
> a friend got me addicted, in return for addicting him to the Wheel of
> Time novels... :)
Rented FF1 a long time ago.
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
> Night angel, defender of Setzer, Official Agff/ACE93 villianess, regent
> of the skull castle, and High Priestess of Setzertarianism.
Check the sig.
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
> This morning. do you think i'm stupid as well as crazy??
I've decided to stop taking it.
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
> Pass.
Damn it, why didn't somebody tell me my shirt was stained.
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
> Yes. a couple of times by atma, and once by somebody who I can't
> remember offhand... I wonder if I deserved it??
>
>
> 15) How old are you?
> Driving age, but not voting age for another year or so. (16)
Same here (16)
> 16) Wow? That old?
> Yeah. I'm not old enough yet to lie about my age. my weight is
> another matter.... :) :) :)
Yeah, but I sure as hell don't act it.
> 17) What's your favorite color?
> Silver. or Black.
Blue
> 18) What's your favorite book?
> "Neverwhere" by Neil Gaiman. check the sig. :)
Nothing comes to mind.
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
> The Princess Bride, with "The Crow," "Shawshank Redemption," and "Monty
> Python, search for the Holy Grail" all coming in a close second. :)
Once again, nothing comes to mind.
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
> "Sleep with me??" (no, I'm not asking)
Why isn't Square making games for N64/N64 DD?
> there! now you try it!!
I just did.
--
Ultimax, finder of answers to stupid questions
Official AGFF Defender of Worker 8
Official AGFF Hater of the term "Lancer"
AIM name: fakeioel
So far killed:
Once by Falimortalis the Brave with the "Atom Edge" attack
======== My Crappy Quote Collection =========
"Ben Lansing is the antichrist. He is a demon sent from the pits of hell
to cause the apocalypse." -Atma
"Oh, it's okay. But you will still die." -timo suave
"That was worse than the cat in the microwave." -Neptune Salad
"BINGO!!! I'm wrong yet again. Let's make March 24th
Internation Day of Siegfried Being Totally Fucking Wrong!!!" -Siegfried
"Let's FUCK! I'll fuck anything that MOVES!!! Hahahahahaha!!!"
-Belthasar, AGFF Guru of Reason
"You know what I'm talking about. Rainbows. I hate them
friggin' things." -Edwyn
the dork
Night Angel wrote:
>
> Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> Here, I'll start:
>
> BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
eh, why not!?
> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
the dork. it's been en sabah nur, but i got tired it.
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
i dunno. long enough to make 61 posts (and growing!)
> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
> The cure, Wild Mood swings.
face to face, face to face
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
uh, nothing?
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
ffVI, by far
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
dunno. either edgar or edge.
> 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
starring in the goddamn school play not too long ago...
> 8) True or false?
true!
> 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
it's what i am.
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
some guy i never really liked lemme play ffVI.
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
uh, the dork?
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
'bout... now.
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
coke, man, it's coke!
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
oh, a lotta people...
> 15) How old are you?
17 (god, now i've got "dancing queen" stuck in my head...)
> 16) Wow? That old?
no, not really...
> 17) What's your favorite color?
black, dark green, dark blue
> 18) What's your favorite book?
the lord of the rings! j.r.r. tolkien!
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
the crow
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
any and all
>
there! now you try it!!
well, i just did...
-----
"brevity is... wit."
-OR-
"but, my mom says i'm cool!"
-OR-
"i bent my wookie!"
Lord Falconer
Night Angel wrote:
>
> Lord Falconer wrote:
> >
> > Night Angel wrote:
> > >
> > > Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> > > it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> > > for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> > > purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> > > Here, I'll start:
>
> <SNIP!>
>
> > > 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
> > > Final Fantasy three, VI Japanese.
> >
> > FFIV. FFVI bites. :)
> >
> > > 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
> > > Setzer. Setzer. Setzer. :) :) :)
> >
> > Setzer is a goober. :) If we're limited to Final Fantasy, I'd have to
> > say Kain. If not, Dan Hibiki from Street Fighter. :)
>
> Damnit! first you insult my favorite game, then my favoite character,
> then you kill me! what the hell's with you!?!
I wanted to get killed by you. Why, I don't know. :)
Anyways, I don't like the 'insta-God' ability in FF6. You want a master
mage, irregardless of character? Done. Herculan strength? Done. High
attack and defense? Done. All of these in one character? Gimme a
Merit Award, an Offering, Relm, and whichever Esper boosts Strength, and
I can do it. Replace Relm with Shadow, Cyan, Sabin, Setzer... and the
corresponding Esper for Strength of Magic Power, and it can still be
done.
Also, the fact that the plot dies in FF6 around the same point Aeris or
Cait Sith does in FF7 isn't actually pleasant either.
> And, what, praytell, is wrong with Setzer??
> (And I don't want the same old shit.)
Nothing, I just wanted to get killed. :) I've done the same with
others here, like when I'd curse out Relm in front of Fu, or Aeris in
front of Atma, or joke about Golbez's mind control in front of Kain,
or... you get the idea.
> You know, it would have been okay to express differing opinions. but
> noooooo, you had to insult my choices!
I've made my negative view of FF6 apparent more than once, and I like
few, if any of the characters in that game. When you ask for opinions,
don't be surprised if some of them are not what you'd like to hear.
--
"The Mana Fortress is using up most of the world's mana...
Soon all the beasts will be transformed into one giant creature...
Only the great Mana Beast can bring back Mana...
But the Beast has little control over its rage...
If it were to attack the Fortress, the world would be finished...
The only way to avoid this is to beat it using the Mana Sword..."
There, that's the normal part of my .sig.
(WHeRe'S THe BeST PaRT?)
It's coming up real soon aKFeK.
(iS iT THe PaRT WiTH You GoiNG NuTS?)
Yes aKFeK, your favorite part.
(GooD.)
! This thread is having kids... Mwa ha ha, you can't deny it, for you
are evil pies, trying to warp my brain! Yesh, it is all clear to me
now... GET AWAY! You're all against me... (drool) purty colors...
Geddaway I said! You won't warp my mind cuz I am above your powers...
With the divine inspiration of The Almighty BOB (tm), The Almighty BILL
(copyright 1996, 1997), and Supreme Lord of All That Is, Master Murg, I
must kill the evil pies before another one of their demon jackal spawn
reproduce unto this newsgroup, yesh... KWA HA HA HA!!! (snap)
God of Water
God of Fire
AGFF Court Jester
ACE Head Janitor
Anti-Defender of Relm Pro-Tem (Where is Bob anyways?)
Sworn Protector of Ryida, even if she doesn't ne-- (clang)
Co-Author of the Microwave SaGa and creator of Lord Falconer, Shawna
(The Dark Regular, Night Angel) and Tensho Baruki
Killed by half of AGFF/ACE... and working on the other half
Quotes
------
"Bow and have all your false off-topic sin erased."
-Pigwalk, playing the role of preacher
"Ah, but you know the old saying, Rob... 'The family that slays
together stays together...'"
-Linda, observing basic AGFF/ACE93 family values
"Although I must say, Reno/SD/BZ fits the role of Mankind/Cactus
Jack/Dude Love so perfectly it's sickening. TWO destructive bastards
with alot of different names that are always getting slapped by the
women. :)"
-Atma, showing why he thinks Reno is part of the WWF
Bill the Cat says:
\----/|
\ o,O|
=(-)= ACK!!
U THPHTH!!
But wait, there's more... Here, submitted for your approval, a
condensed Haohmaru (read: loud) rant.
(A young man with large, bushy black hair in a white fighters gi sits in
lotus position, meditating. His name, Haohmaru of Samurai Shodown
fame. Across from him stands a tall man with well-defined muscles and
several scars. He wears a red bandanna about his semi-long blonde hair,
along with green Army-fashion pants. His name, Alex of Street Fighter 3
fame. Several moments pass as the bushi-haired samurai remains in
meditation. Eventually though, he reaches...)
ENLIGHTENMENT! IT IS ALL SO CLEAR TO ME NOW! NOBODY BUYS THOSE
GARFIELD CAR WINDOW PLUSH TOYS BECAUSE THEY LIKE GARFIELD, BUT BECAUSE
OF THE NEED TO HAVE SOMETHING CUTE HANGING ON THEIR BACK WINDOW!
(Alex stands there, stunned at the volume of his opponent. He plugs his
ears as Haohmaru starts up again.)
AH, SO YOU ARE MY LATEST OPPONENT! WHY, YOU MUST BE HONORED TO HAVE
THE PRIVILEGE OF FACING OFF AGAINST SUCH A LEGENDARY WARRIOR LIKE
MYSELF... AND A PRIVILEGE IT IS INDEED, JUST TO BE AROUND SUCH A
LEGENDARY WARRIOR LIKE MYSELF, EVEN IF IT IS TO BE UTTERLY DEFEATED.
WHY, YOU MUST BE IN AWE OF MY VERY PRESENCE, SINCE IT IS ONLY COMMON
THOUGHT TO BE IN AWE OF SUCH A LEGENDARY WARRIOR LIKE MYSELF. OF
COURSE, I MUST LET YOU KNOW THAT ONCE OUR BATTLE STARTS, I WILL SADLY BE
FORCED TO DEFEAT YOU IN LEGENDARY FASHION, SINCE YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY
COMPETE AGAINST THE LIKES OF A LEGENDARY WARRIOR SUCH AS MYSELF.
PERHAPS I WILL GO EASY ON YOU AND MERELY HUMILIATE YOU IN LEGENDARY
FASHION AS ONLY A LEGENDARY WARRIOR LIKE MYSELF CAN, FOR I DO INDEED
ALSO HAVE A LEGENDARY SENSE OF COMPASSION AND MERCY, BEING THE LEGENDARY
PERSON THAT I AM, AND IT WOULD ONLY BE FITTING THAT YOU BE HUMILIATED IN
SUCH A LEGENDARY FASHION BY (OF COURSE) SOMEONE LIKE ME, LEGEND OF
LEGENDS, WHOSE SLIGHTEST ACTION IS LEGENDARY, AND THUSLY IS MET WITH
EQUALLY LEGENDARY JEALOUSY AND AWE BY THOSE WHO OBSERVE IT, PUTTING THEM
TO SHAME, AS ONLY LEGENDARY ACTS PERFORMED BY MYSELF, THE LEGENDARY
HAOHMARU CAN DO. YES, YOU WILL UNDOUBTEDLY PUT UP A FIGHT, BUT
CERTAINLY NOT A LEGENDARY ONE, FOR YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT LEGENDARY LIKE
ME. YOU WILL, OF COURSE, LOSE SINCE YOU ARE DECIDEDLY UNLEGENDARY, AND
SURELY MUST LOSE TO THE LEGENDARY SKILL OF A LEGENDARY FIGHTER, NAMELY
MYSELF ONCE AGAIN. I AM SURE YOU WISH YOU COULD BE AS LEGENDARY AS ME,
BUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN, FOR ONLY I, HAOHMARU, MASTER LEGENDARY
SWORDSMAN, AM ALLOWED TO BE LEGENDARY.
Alex: Yeah, great. Can we get to the...
AH YES! YOU WISH TO START THE BATTLE ALREADY, AND THIS IS PERFECTLY
UNDERSTANDABLE TO A LEGEND SUCH AS MYSELF. YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE
FACING OFF AGAINST AN EXTREMELY LEGENDARY FIGHTER, AND WISH TO GET YOUR
CERTAIN DEFEAT OUT OF THE WAY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, SO THAT YOU MAY RUN
OFF AND LICK YOUR WOUNDS (WHICH I SHALL INFLICT USING MY MOST LEGENDARY
SWORDSMANSHIP SKILLS OF COURSE), AND PONDER HAVING BEEN UTTERLY
OUTCLASSED BY SUCH A LEGENDARY FIGHTER (ONCE AGAIN, ME). DO NOT FEAR,
JUST ALLOW ME TO PURIFY MY BLADE... (drinks some sake from the
ever-present jug he has at his side and spits most of it onto his blade)
...AND I SHALL BE MORE THAN WILLING TO HAND YOU A LEGENDARY A$$-WHIPPING
(AS THE ALMOST LEGENDARY KEN MASTERS, A MAN WHO HAS SOMEHOW HAD A
LEGENDARY STROKE OF LUCK BY DEFEATING ME, THE TRUE LEGEND, USED TO
SAY). YOU MUST UNDOUBTEDLY BE FEELING QUOITE AFRIAD OF ME BY NOW, SO I
WOULD NOT BE UPSET SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO CHANGE YOUR MIND AND DECIDE NOT
TO PARTAKE IN THE MOST LEGENDARY THRASHING OF YOUR UNDOUBTEDLY
ILLUSTRIOUS (BUT CERTAINLY NOT _LEGENDARY_) CAREER, FOR TO FACE OFF
AGAINST ONE WITH SUCH SKILL, SUCH ABILITY, SUCH CHARISMA, SUCH PINCHABLE
CHEEKS, AMONG OTHER LEGENDARY TRAITS IS TO PREPARE FOR CERTAIN (AND
LEGENDARY) DEFEAT, FOR I AM THE LEGEND OF LEGENDS, WARRIOR OF WARRIORS,
FIGHTER OF FIGHTERS, AND A REALLY NICE GUY. MY WAY IS THE WAY OF THE
WARRIOR, THE WAY OF THE HERO, THE WAY OF THE LEGEND, THE WAY TO EARN
MILLIONS IN 12 SIMPLE STEPS. IT IS THE TRUE WAY, THE BEST WAY, THE
RIGHT OF WAY, THE CURDS AND WHEY...
(Yes folks, he really is this talkative, and yes, I'm perfectly capable
of typing out the remaining 90% of his 'speech'. ^_^)
(Falc's Words of Wisdom)
________________________
I'm not prejudiced against FF6, I hate all parts of it equally.
Neptune Salad
Wyvern <yarave@REMOVETHISSPAMSHIELD!gte.net> wrote in article
<6fsl4r$85c$4...@gte2.gte.net>...
>
>
> Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote in article
> <3521B3...@compuserve.com>...
> > Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> > it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> > for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> > purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> > Here, I'll start:
> >
> >
> >
>
^_^)
>
>
> > 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
>
>
>
> > 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
>
>
> >
> > 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
>
> english but never did, and some lint.
>
> > 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
>
>
> beat it. For now, FFVII
> .
> >
> > 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
>
>
one
> ever mentions them! They were cool!) Gilgamesh,Magus, Cyan, Terra, Locke
>
> > 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
>
Feel free.
N.S.
I'll just cut to the good part...
"I remeber, the best hentai pic I've ever seen (and I didn't download
it...dammit. Is of a girl having sex, apparently for the first time,
with a guy who she seems to have feelings for. She's holding hands with him
as he gently fucks her, and she has tears in her eyes, but she's also
smiling, so I assume they are joyus tears. The picture has no words, but
it's
clear this girl loves the guy very much, trusts him and is happy to be with
him.
That's the kind of hentai I like. Long live romance!"
- Wyvern said I could quote this
Julian Day
Night Angel (7377...@compuserve.com) wrote:
: Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
: it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
: for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
: purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
: Here, I'll start:
: 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Requiem, aka Julian Day in RL
: 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
On and off for the past 8 months or so. Mostly lurking, though I just
came out of hiding.
: 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
Mozart's 40th Symphony.
: 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
My wallet, my house key, and a comb for my hair (it's long, okay? And
I'm vain...so there)
: 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
Tactics! And FF1 because of the reply value that I've never seen in
any other FF game.
: 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Kain, Setzer, Marquis Elmdor, Black Mage.
: 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
I'm not going to mention it cause the GFS people will pounce on it.
: 8) True or false?
True.
: 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
: recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
A year and some, started using it after my favorite BBS EVER went down...
: 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
My friend had a copy (FF1) when I was in grade four. Played it, fell in
love with it, and got a copy for my 10th birthday. Have now played
FF1 seriously countless times, beat it 2 or 3 times, and am playing a
NESticle game currently. Yes, I've been an addict since 3 or 4 months
after it was released.
: 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
I have no medication. Yet.
: 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
Cheez Whiz isn't...never mind ;)
: 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Nuh uh.
: 15) How old are you?
16 and some.
: 16) Wow? That old?
Yeah. God damn I feel old.
: 17) What's your favorite color?
Red, Green, and Blue (all deep shades)
: 18) What's your favorite book?
"Elfstones of Shannara" by Terry Brooks.
: 19) What's your favorite Movie?
The Crow, Amadeus, The Professional (am I the only one who found that
last movie to be almost perfect?)
: 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
: you killed?
"Hey Julian, about you and your ex..."
Julian Day <ac...@sfn.saskatoon.sk.ca>
http://www.link.ca/~jday
dana_crysalis
Luke Drelick <alu...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>Marc Bowden wrote:
>>
>> > 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
>>
>> Soulsinger, the Guardian Legend
>> Ryumo, the Fire Dragon
>>
>
>The Guardian Legend? Isn't that like the old NES game (anybody
>remember?), that was part shooter, part Zelda-style?
>
I love that game! I still play it..... I loved some of the
music,which is odd for a shooter.....
Fulgore
As the weresquirrel, its beady eyes filled with rage and hatred, and every
hair on its tail as coarse as steel wool, blocked Night Angel's
(7377...@compuserve.com) path, he/she cried out in terror:
>
>Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
>Here, I'll start:
>
>
>
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
Hey, this is fun.
>
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
The Police Greatest Hits
>
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
A knife, a 20$ bill, a bank card, and, uh, some lint?
>
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
> FF 3 (6j) followed closely by FFT.
>
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
The Turks, the Whelk, Mog. :)
>
>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
...
>
>8) True or false?
> False.
>
>9) How did you get you net name?
Began posting in KI Newsgroup, (no idea why I liked that game) came to
AGFF, name stuck, tried to change, couldn't. :(
>
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
I saw FF2 at a friend's house.
>
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
> Prophet of Doom, Organizer of PWIs, Leader of CDoC.
>
>12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
> I had a Tylenol last night...
>
>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
> Blood.
>
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Fu killed me once, after I defiled Relm. Fooey.
>
>15) How old are you?
> Driving age in (21 - 8 ) X 85.2171 - 0.8223 + 2.3 - 1107 + 0.8 - 0.1
years. That should keep them from figuring it out and mocking me. Of
course, if one were to do this calculation, the result is actually the
difference of my age from legal driving age here in Canada, with said
driving age being 16, assuming I typed it in correctly and didn't
screw up while making up the question...
>
>16) Wow? That old?
That's old?
>
>17) What's your favorite color?
> Black
>18) What's your favorite book?
Hmm...tired...can't...think...
>
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
Hmm...tired...can't...think...
>
>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>you killed?
>
How do I revive Aeris?
Most likely to make me kill somone:
Hey Fulg, remember when you screwed up on that PWI?
>
>
>there! now you try it!!
>
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On Thu, 02 Apr 1998 03:24:14 GMT, after having too much to drink,
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>As the weresquirrel, its beady eyes filled with rage and hatred, and every
>hair on its tail as coarse as steel wool, blocked Night Angel's
>(7377...@compuserve.com) path, he/she cried out in terror:
>>
>>15) How old are you?
>> Driving age in (21 - 8 ) X 85.2171 - 0.8223 + 2.3 - 1107 + 0.8 - 0.1
> years. That should keep them from figuring it out and mocking me. Of
> course, if one were to do this calculation, the result is actually the
> difference of my age from legal driving age here in Canada, with said
> driving age being 16, assuming I typed it in correctly and didn't
> screw up while making up the question...
Depending on how you meant the very last part, either 13 or 19. The
way it's said infers 13.
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>>18) What's your favorite book?
>
>Anthony's Incarnations of Immortality, Larry Niven's Dream Park books,
>And Jak Koke's Stranger Souls-Clockwork Asylum-Beyond the Pale... they
>are a series in the Shadowrun world... oh yeah and Charrette's Secrets
>of Power trilogy... also shadowrun.
>
Whoa! A shadowrun player on A.G.F.F! Correct me if i'm wrong, but did I see
you On rec.games.frp.cyber? I hope you play the game as well as read the books,
because I dont' think th ebooks can be fully appreciated without at least
reading the BBB. Anyway, I've been on a involuntary Shadowrun fasting, due to
my campaign shutting down and whatnot...
I finally have a sig!
Cheesedemon
A.G.F.F.'s oldest newbie.
Proudly calling Aeris Aeris.
Quotes:
None, yet.
Neptune Salad
Lord Falconer <lo...@no.spam.allowed.ibm.net> wrote in article
<35221B...@no.spam.allowed.ibm.net>...
> Night Angel wrote:
> >
> > Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> > it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> > for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> > purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> > Here, I'll start:
> >
> > BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
> >
> > 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
>
> Knight and eternal yes-man to my lovely wife, Ryida.
>
<snip>
> > 18) What's your favorite book?
>
<snip>
I have that book right here in front of me! Cool!
I love this book too, by the way.
N.S.
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Trying to cut down on the Merry Widow over-defending (on request)
AIM name: Neptune Sd
"Merry Widow: Waldorf Salad is a fruit salad made with apples...
walnuts... raisins... and ... *gag* mayonnaise. It rocks!
Me: I love it when you talk food to me."
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Sebastian Darkkstar
The Ataskachian records state that on Thu, 02 Apr 1998 03:24:14 GMT,
<la...@the.SPAM.reaper.will.harvest.your.SPAM.ca> (Fulgore) wrote a message
archived as Re: Agff, introduce yourselves!!! (numerical code:
"<yxDU.31$9d.1...@newsgate.direct.ca>") to alt.games.final-fantasy:
>As the weresquirrel, its beady eyes filled with rage and hatred, and every
>hair on its tail as coarse as steel wool, blocked Night Angel's
>(7377...@compuserve.com) path, he/she cried out in terror:
[...]
>>15) How old are you?
>> Driving age in (21 - 8 ) X 85.2171 - 0.8223 + 2.3 - 1107 + 0.8 - 0.1
> years. That should keep them from figuring it out and mocking me. Of
> course, if one were to do this calculation, the result is actually the
> difference of my age from legal driving age here in Canada, with said
> driving age being 16, assuming I typed it in correctly and didn't
> screw up while making up the question...
You're.. 1110 years old?
>>16) Wow? That old?
> That's old?
I'd say.. maybe not in Fulgorian years, but hey..
[..]
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Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote in article
<3521B3...@compuserve.com>...
> Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> Here, I'll start:
>
> BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
> Margaret Anne Matthews, aka Night Angel
My name is ***** ******.
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
Umm...I dont remember... a few months.
> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
> The cure, Wild Mood swings.
FFT soundtrack. I'm cool, haha.
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
Money, keys.
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
> Final Fantasy three, VI Japanese.
FF7, and I dont deny it.
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
> Setzer. Setzer. Setzer. :) :) :)
RedX, Mog
> 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
I have no idea.
> 8) True or false?
False. Definitely.
> 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
I got it from the Shinyhat piece of armor in BOF2, the only helmet in the
game you can actually see because its the one you can win in the Othello
game if you pick the log cabin carpenter.
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
Some guy on a BBS many years ago.
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
Multi-Elemental God, Holder of the Hinds Blood Spear, Keeper of the Sacred
Words, Ultima and Ultimate.
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
> Pass.
Peanut brittle. How'd you know?
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Many times by too many people to remember. Mostly idiot newbies though,
like Zwon...well actually he didnt kill me..um I dont remember.
> 15) How old are you?
16
> 17) What's your favorite color?
White
> 18) What's your favorite book?
Song of Albion trilogy, Stephen Lawhead
>
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
Braveheart
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
"Tifa is cool."
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Neptune Salad
That reminds me, I just found out what Setzer's last name is...
<chuckling (waiting for someone to ask...)>
timo suave
Yeah, Setzer's a great character...
...
...
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...for me to poop on!
Edwyn
Neptune Salad wrote:
>
> Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote in article
> <3522CC...@compuserve.com>...
> > >
> > > Jamey "Crisis" Powell wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Night Angel wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
> > > >
> > >
> > > Celes,Mog And....Setzer.<ducks>
> >
> > YEAH!!
> >
> > Why're you ducking??? if you're serious, then all the better for you.
> > There are too few people out there who like setzer... he's a great
> > character. :) :) :)
>
>
> <chuckling (waiting for someone to ask...)>
Gambianni? Sounds Italian.
-Edwyn
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SIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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stupid, and some simply sick. I think it's probably best just not to
mention most of them." -Stibbons, does it matter what he was replying
to? :-)
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you." -Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
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who speaks little English but is trying to appeal to American
fetishes- yet maintaining a fun, care-free atmosphere. And that's all
from looking at the sign." -Billy Callis on Kinko's
PISTRIX! PISTRIX!
M Hisakado
Night Angel wrote:
>
> Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> Here, I'll start:
>
> BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Mark Hisakado, Marky
>
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
> Since early last november.
Few days
> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
> The cure, Wild Mood swings.
B'z, In the Life .... geez, it's an old CD!
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
> A little pewter disk that resembles the earth, if only it was flat, two
> knifes, a pair of stones, and my pocket watch. 0;)
Money, keys, credit card, and my hand
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
> Final Fantasy three, VI Japanese.
FF5, definitely!
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
> Setzer. Setzer. Setzer. :) :) :)
Frog from CT
> 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
> The time that I met Robert Jordan in Atlanta, and found myself at a
> loss for words for the first time in my entire life. :) (He was really
> nice though) :)
Stripped infront of everyone and started juggling
> 8) True or false?
> False.
Of course it's false, it was my friend though.
> 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
> Long story. tried to write a fantasy novel, ended up with a complex
> guild society system. Night = crime, Angel = Justice. plus it sounds
> cool. :)
Just added y at the end
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
> a friend got me addicted, in return for addicting him to the Wheel of
> Time novels... :)
I played FF2j on the NES to death.
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
> Night angel, defender of Setzer, Official Agff/ACE93 villianess, regent
> of the skull castle, and High Priestess of Setzertarianism.
Don't have one.
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
> This morning. do you think i'm stupid as well as crazy??
I took some headache tablets this morning
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
> Pass.
Who cares?
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
> Yes. a couple of times by atma, and once by somebody who I can't
> remember offhand... I wonder if I deserved it??
No, 'cos I'm new
> 15) How old are you?
> Driving age, but not voting age for another year or so. (16)
Between 10 and 100
> 16) Wow? That old?
> Yeah. I'm not old enough yet to lie about my age. my weight is
> another matter.... :) :) :)
I can drink legally, but not as if anyone cares
> 17) What's your favorite color?
> Silver. or Black.
Black, clood red, that kinda evil color
> 18) What's your favorite book?
> "Neverwhere" by Neil Gaiman. check the sig. :)
Tales of the Eternal Champion by Michael Moorcock
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
> The Princess Bride, with "The Crow," "Shawshank Redemption," and "Monty
> Python, search for the Holy Grail" all coming in a close second. :)
Blade Runner DC
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
> "Sleep with me??" (no, I'm not asking)
???
Thierry Nguyen
When the clock read precisely Tue, 31 Mar 1998 22:26:16 -0500, Night
Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> took a payphone and said rapidly into
it:
>Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
Ah, francais. J'ai recois un marque de "C" pour mon annee finale de
francais.
>Here, I'll start:
>
>BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
Folly! :)
>1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
> Margaret Anne Matthews, aka Night Angel
Thierry Xuan Tri Nguyen, aka "Scooter," "Flesh," "DerUberScooter," and
"You!"
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
> Since early last november.
I was lurking in early '97, but my first post with Agent (I don't
think I posted when I had Free Agent) is dated 6/1/97
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
> The cure, Wild Mood swings.
CD-ROM: StarCraft
CD on my Stereo Rig: The Ninth Symphony by Beethoven.
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
> A little pewter disk that resembles the earth, if only it was flat, two
>knifes, a pair of stones, and my pocket watch. 0;)
Lint, change, the clips for my sunglasses, pager.
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
> Final Fantasy three, VI Japanese.
FF II/IVj
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
> Setzer. Setzer. Setzer. :) :) :)
Vincent and CId from FFVII, Kain and Golbez from FFII/IVj
>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
> The time that I met Robert Jordan in Atlanta, and found myself at a
>loss for words for the first time in my entire life. :) (He was really
>nice though) :)
When I got drunk and was hitting on anything that remotely resembled a
female...
>8) True or false?
> False.
Bad command or file name.
>9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
>recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
> Long story. tried to write a fantasy novel, ended up with a complex
>guild society system. Night = crime, Angel = Justice. plus it sounds
>cool. :)
Net name? I was too lazy to change the properties, and a net name
wouldn't be appropriate in the other groups I make my rare posts to.
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
> a friend got me addicted, in return for addicting him to the Wheel of
>Time novels... :)
Watched cousin play FF1. Bought and played FF1 soon afterwards.
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
> Night angel, defender of Setzer, Official Agff/ACE93 villianess, regent
>of the skull castle, and High Priestess of Setzertarianism.
Original Perv, Original Master of Villainy, Lord of the Skull Castle.
I used to write long rants about the gaming industry at one point, but
that title faded. Oh yeah, I created and led the Coalition To Call It
The Lifestream.
>12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
> This morning. do you think i'm stupid as well as crazy??
Four years ago. Eep.
>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
> Pass.
A horrid mishap involving ice cream and foreplay...
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
> Yes. a couple of times by atma, and once by somebody who I can't
>remember offhand... I wonder if I deserved it??
Atma killed me once. I think that's it. I'm more slippery than a
catfish. I'm funny that way.
>15) How old are you?
> Driving age, but not voting age for another year or so. (16)
Old enough to put on a uniform and kill people for God and Country,
and be able to buy tobacco and pornography without anyone stopping me.
But not old enough to buy a brew. (18)
>16) Wow? That old?
> Yeah. I'm not old enough yet to lie about my age. my weight is
>another matter.... :) :) :)
Yes. I'm also thin.
>17) What's your favorite color?
> Silver. or Black.
Midnight black or azure blue.
>18) What's your favorite book?
> "Neverwhere" by Neil Gaiman. check the sig. :)
Either "1984" by Orwell, "Ender's Game," or "Pastwatch" by Card, or
"The Day of the Jackal" by Frederik Forsyth. "Neverwhere" was pretty
slick, though, :)
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
> The Princess Bride, with "The Crow," "Shawshank Redemption," and "Monty
>Python, search for the Holy Grail" all coming in a close second. :)
I can't name one, so I will name a few: The Empire Strikes Back, True
Romance, The Rock, Crimson Tide, Blade Runner, Dr. Strangelove,
Casablanca, Face/Off, Excalibur, A Clockwork Orange, Aliens, and a
whole lot more...
>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>you killed?
> "Sleep with me??" (no, I'm not asking)
Me killed? Uum...
"Hey baby, I got a bucket fulla fried chicken in my pants, wanna get
greasy?" There.
>there! now you try it!!
I did. It tasted funny.
Thierry
Original Master of Villainy in AGFF/ACE (and the OV)
Now in Title Purgatory
Lord of the Skull Castle, which curiously looks like a duck or a rabbit
AIM Contact: ThierryXXX
Pertinent Statements Below:
"There's a tale in the Caballa that suggests
that the Angel of Death is so beautiful that
upon seeing it (or him, or her) you fall in
love so hard, so fast, that your soul is pulled
out through your eyes. I like that story."
-Neil Gaiman
"Unprofessional? Us? Sir. Might I with due respect
remind you that Mister Vandemar and myself burned
down the City of Troy? We brought the Black Plague
to Flanders. We have assassinated a dozen kings,
five pops, half a hundred heroes and two accredited
gods. Our last commission before this was the torturing
to death of an entire monastery in sixteenth-century
Tuscany? We are _utterly_ professional." -Mr. Croup,
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and their hearts but once heaved-and forever grew still"
-Lord Byron
"No gloomier monster,
no more savage pest and scourge
sent by the gods' wrath ever mounted
from the black Stygian water."
-The Harpies in the Aeneid
"Cedo nulli"
(I yield to no one)
-Erasmus
"Pramonitus, praemunitis"
(technically "Forewarned is forearmed," but can also
be interpreted as the the keener sounding:
"I foreshadow, therefore I destroy")
-Attributed to Protoss Scout Squadron "Venir" in the Protoss Census, "StarCraft"
"I do not command a starship; I command a force of Nature."
-Attributed to Protoss Carrier "Tempest" in Protoss Census, "StarCraft"
"Prepare for death if here at night you roam,
And sign your will before you sup from home."
-Dr. Samuel Johnson
"All the plains of the earth are now lighted by fire
So journey over wrecked land, for these horseman in Iron
This is fear and you've all turned up
This atmosphere is thicker than blood
From Gehenna to here a release of sin
This is our lair
We the Nephilim"
--Fields of the Nephilim, "Returning to Gehenna"
"I am the way to the City of Woe
I am the way to a forsaken people
I am the way to eternal sorrow
Sacred Justice moved my architect
I was raised here by Divine Omnipotence
Primordial Love and Ultimate Intellect
Only those elements time cannot wear
Stand before me; and beyond all time I stand
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."
-Dante Aligheri, "Inferno", Canto 5, lines 1-9
"To choose one's victims, to prepare one's plans minutely,
to slake an implacable vengeance, and then to go to bed...
there is nothing sweeter in the world."
-Joseph Stalin
"You don't know the POWER of the Dark Side..."
-Darth Vader
Marc Bowden
In article <3522f76d...@news.mindspring.com>,
dcry...@mindspring.SPAM.com wrote:
> Luke Drelick <alu...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
> >Marc Bowden wrote:
> >>
> >> > 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
> >>
> >> Soulsinger, the Guardian Legend
> >> Ryumo, the Fire Dragon
> >>
> >
> >The Guardian Legend? Isn't that like the old NES game (anybody
> >remember?), that was part shooter, part Zelda-style?
> >
> I love that game! I still play it..... I loved some of the
> music,which is odd for a shooter.....
Yes, it was, and you win a prize! =)
(You're reading it!)
Reflective God
Sebastian Darkkstar wrote in message <35230b1...@news.direct.ca>...
>The Ataskachian records state that on Thu, 02 Apr 1998 03:24:14 GMT,
><la...@the.SPAM.reaper.will.harvest.your.SPAM.ca> (Fulgore) wrote a message
>archived as Re: Agff, introduce yourselves!!! (numerical code:
>"<yxDU.31$9d.1...@newsgate.direct.ca>") to alt.games.final-fantasy:
>
>>As the weresquirrel, its beady eyes filled with rage and hatred, and every
>>hair on its tail as coarse as steel wool, blocked Night Angel's
>>(7377...@compuserve.com) path, he/she cried out in terror:
>
>[...]
>
>>>15) How old are you?
>>> Driving age in (21 - 8 ) X 85.2171 - 0.8223 + 2.3 - 1107 + 0.8 - 0.1
>> years. That should keep them from figuring it out and mocking me. Of
>> course, if one were to do this calculation, the result is actually
the
>> difference of my age from legal driving age here in Canada, with said
>> driving age being 16, assuming I typed it in correctly and didn't
>> screw up while making up the question...
>
>You're.. 1110 years old?
No he is 3 years old. My bet would be, If the mat h question is right, that
in the killer instinct game fulgore is 3 years old. If he screwed up in the
question, it might supposed to be his real age.
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" SHIT " Cid (numerous occasions)
In a lightning lit room with " no beer and no t.v make homer crazy " written
all over the walls
Homer " no beer, and no t.v make Homer something something "
Marge " Go crazy? "
Homer " Dont mind if I DO " Followed by a large amount of weird sounds from
homer
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" There are some who call me ... tim " Spellcaster tim on monty pythons
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" You capslock satanist " Some guys remark to my friends name of "
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Lisa: Thats Just the cat
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Later in show
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Lisa: What is your real name grandpa?
Grandpa: Your makeing my tomb stone arent you?
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first grandpa?
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Ralph 6226
Luke Drelick <alu...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
<Snip>
>The Guardian Legend? Isn't that like the old NES game (anybody
>remember?), that was part shooter, part Zelda-style?
>
Ahh Guardian Legend!
Memories! Summer of, like '91' maybe? I remember, I got bad blisters on my
fingers trying to get past some of the shooting levels. I don't think the game
ever got the recognition it deserved. I'd played DW1 and Zelda at that time,
but not much else. I tried it with nesticle last year, and didn't get very
far, and then had better games to play. But it was good fot its time!
Good Ol' Ralph
"Chocobos R Us"
Billy Callis
Edwyn wrote in message <35244E...@ihug.co.nz>...
>Neptune Salad wrote:
>>
>> Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote in article
>> <3522CC...@compuserve.com>...
>> > ~Kaye Rogers. wrote:
>> > >
>> > > Jamey "Crisis" Powell wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > Night Angel wrote:
>> > > > >
>> > > > > 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
>> > > >
>> > >
>> > > Celes,Mog And....Setzer.<ducks>
>> >
>> > YEAH!!
>> >
>> > Why're you ducking??? if you're serious, then all the better for you.
>> > There are too few people out there who like setzer... he's a great
>> > character. :) :) :)
>>
>> That reminds me, I just found out what Setzer's last name is...
>>
>> <chuckling (waiting for someone to ask...)>
>
>Gambianni? Sounds Italian.
It _does_ sound Italian, but it's Gabbiani. I always thought Arrowny
sounded slightly Italian, too.
>"It always sounded to me like a Kinks Shop run by a Japanese person
>who speaks little English but is trying to appeal to American
>fetishes- yet maintaining a fun, care-free atmosphere. And that's all
>from looking at the sign." -Billy Callis on Kinko's
Woohoo! Thanks! ;-) My 5th time in someone's sig.
--
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Beaux
Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 wrote:
> >9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> >recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
> > Long story. tried to write a fantasy novel, ended up with a complex
> >guild society system. Night = crime, Angel = Justice. plus it sounds
> >cool. :)
> >
>
> Atma= Soul
> Weapon = the Weapons in FFVII
> 3:16 = Austin 3:16
What's Austin 3:16, I thought it was John 3:16?
Billy Callis
Neptune Salad wrote in message <6fv364$g...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>...
>Lord Falconer <lo...@no.spam.allowed.ibm.net> wrote in article
><35221B...@no.spam.allowed.ibm.net>...
>> Night Angel wrote:
>> >
>> > Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>> > it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>> > for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>> > purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
>> > Here, I'll start:
>> >
>> > BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>> >
>> > 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
>> > Margaret Anne Matthews, aka Night Angel
>>
>> Scott Faulkner, better known as Lord Falconer Shinjo Baruki, Infernos
>> Knight and eternal yes-man to my lovely wife, Ryida.
>>
><snip>
>> > 18) What's your favorite book?
>> > "Neverwhere" by Neil Gaiman. check the sig. :)
>>
>> Brain Droppings, George Carlin.
><snip>
>
>I have that book right here in front of me! Cool!
>
>I love this book too, by the way.
Me too! I do have it near me, and I love it. I even have a quote from it
in my sig.
Paradox
Beaux <hosk...@isu.edu> wrote in article <3523D75F...@isu.edu>...
It depends on your religion. For Christians it is. For those who have
made a religion out of wrestling, he's right. ;-)
--
-Paradox
Defender of Celes and Wielder of the Almighty Chain Saw!
"If there's anything more important than my ego around here, I want it
caught and shot."
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AIM name: ParadoxTxs
"It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because
there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every
one of them is inhabited. Therfore, there must be a finite number of
inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to
nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in
the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the
population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may
meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination."
-Douglas Adams The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Eldrick Tobin
In the Year of Our Lord 2 Apr 1998 03:46:23 GMT, cheez...@aol.com
(Cheezdemon) didst speak thusly:
>>>18) What's your favorite book?
>>
>>Tie between Anne McCaffrey -any of her books-, Robert Jordan, Piers
>>Anthony's Incarnations of Immortality, Larry Niven's Dream Park books,
>>And Jak Koke's Stranger Souls-Clockwork Asylum-Beyond the Pale... they
>>are a series in the Shadowrun world... oh yeah and Charrette's Secrets
>>of Power trilogy... also shadowrun.
>>
> Whoa! A shadowrun player on A.G.F.F! Correct me if i'm wrong, but did I see
>you On rec.games.frp.cyber? I hope you play the game as well as read the books,
>because I dont' think th ebooks can be fully appreciated without at least
>reading the BBB. Anyway, I've been on a involuntary Shadowrun fasting, due to
>my campaign shutting down and whatnot...
>
Yes I play... that and I once tried some earthdawn, played some
warhammer (not fantasy battles or 40k), no gurps, no whitewolf, some
D&D, lots of AD&D, and one Battletech campaign or two... and a
statless knockoff of marvel superheroes (whee just did stuff with the
Xmen once and a randomly gen'd dude and made no stats)
Sorry to hear your campaign died.
>
>I finally have a sig!
>
>Cheesedemon
>
>A.G.F.F.'s oldest newbie.
>
>Proudly calling Aeris Aeris.
>
>Quotes:
>None, yet.
>
"If you were a tree... what kind of tree would you be?"
"No. 7... The Larch"
You could always use that ;) *just came up with it*
Eldrick Tobin (Jason F. Long to some)
--
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Considering being a Defender... just no defendee -yet
Considering a Posting Alias for this group... that won't get me killed.
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"That's going in the sig..." -various sources
"It's merely a case of acknowledging that screwage is required for procreation.
Had my parents not gone at it on or around September 26, 1978, I wouldn't be
alive. And that's all I have to say on the subject. You, on the other hand,
would go into a massive dissertation if you felt so inclined. :P" -Kain talking about the beginnings of his life.
"... One thing I never do is refer to it as "screwage." #;-}> I certainly
would, but not about your parents." -Greg replying to the Above from Kain
"He who points out the obvious in an attempt to point out
that which is not obvious, is in essence, doing nothing
at all. -Timo. commenting on Greg saying that Edwyn is
too repetitative.
"I can't believe....
I'm not even....
...oh look! A "Send" button!" -Timo (does it really matter why or when)
[
>And then, once you've stepped over the line and through the door, you
>find that someone closed the door! And locked it, to boot! So you
>knock and knock and knock and knock and knock and they won't let you
>back in! So you take a couple steps back and run full force into the
>door! And it doesn't move, but now you are insane, lusting for blood,
>and you have a headache! So you kick the door as hard as you can! But
>it still doesn't move, but now you are insane, lusting for blood, you
>have a headache, and you have a broken foot! So you punch the door as
>hard as you can, hoping your anger will either divert the pain away from
>all your other areas or will open the door! But the door doesn't move,
>and now you are insane, lusting for blood, you have a headache, you have
>a broken foot, and your hand is bloody and broken! So you finally give
>up and just sit down. And as you sit, you look across the way and you
>see another door, and this one's wide open. You just spent all that
>energy trying to open up the door without even looking around for
>another way out.
>
>You're a jackass.
] -timo about... well... um... let's ask him someday.
[
Yeah, them rainbows do that, don't that? They just barge in,
crawl up your leg and bite the inside of your ass, and then
you say, "GODDAMNIT! GET OUT OF MY ASS YOU GODDAMNED
RAINBOW!"
-Edwyn]
[
Because I am a vain bastard, I would like to nominate something I myself said
in an apparently ignored post a couple of days ago. ] -Eyeglazer
[I'm pretty sure I have a good quote from myself, but I can't remember it.] -Neptune Salad
Beaux
Paradox wrote:
>
> Beaux <hosk...@isu.edu> wrote in article <3523D75F...@isu.edu>...
> > Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 wrote:
> > > >9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> > > >recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
> > > > Long story. tried to write a fantasy novel, ended up with a complex
> > > >guild society system. Night = crime, Angel = Justice. plus it sounds
> > > >cool. :)
> > > >
> > >
> > > Neo = NeoExDeath
> > > Atma= Soul
> > > Weapon = the Weapons in FFVII
> > > 3:16 = Austin 3:16
> >
> > What's Austin 3:16, I thought it was John 3:16?
> >
>
> It depends on your religion. For Christians it is. For those who have
> made a religion out of wrestling, he's right. ;-)
But where did wrestling get it? I'd bet it originally came from the
christian religion.
Luke Drelick
This kid at school is obsessed with wrestling, and he told me that Jake
the Snake Roberts had a tagline that said "John 3:16". Austin kicked
Jake's ass one time, and took the tagline, changing it to "Austin 3:16".
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think they want RPGs." (President of NCL)
Tony Destro
In article <3521B3...@compuserve.com>,
7377...@compuserve.com wrote:
>
> Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> Here, I'll start:
>
> BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
August 1997
>
> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
Pass.
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
School ID. Money. Pencil. keys.
>
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
FF4J
>
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Fusoya and Aerith.
>
> 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
Swim suit fell off when I was at the pool. I was 10 at the time.
>
> 8) True or false?
eh?
> 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
It's a mangling of my last name. My civ teacher calls me it and it
stuck. Yes my Civ teacher is a werido.
>
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
I when I reading an artical in nintendo power about ffs along time ago.
>
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
AGFF Keeper of the Mako Cannon.
>
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
never.
>
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
> Pass.
>
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
No I'll kill them first.
>
> 15) How old are you?
16. 17 in june
>
> 16) Wow? That old?
.
>
> 17) What's your favorite color?
Green.
>
> 18) What's your favorite book?
Books? who needs books when you gat a perfectly good tv.
>
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
Anything funny. The nutty professor, blazing saddles etc.
Anime movies too (Sailor Moon etc.)
>
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
Tell me I'll never work for Square.
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Tony Destro
I when I read an artical in nintendo power about ffs along time ago.
>
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
AGFF Keeper of the Mako Cannon.
>
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
never.
>
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
> Pass.
>
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
No, I'll kill them first. esp. Cypher cause I know where he lives.
Mwahahahahaha!
>
> 15) How old are you?
16. 17 in june
>
> 16) Wow? That old?
.
>
> 17) What's your favorite color?
Green.
>
> 18) What's your favorite book?
Books? who needs books when you got a perfectly good tv.
>
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
Anything funny. The nutty professor, blazing saddles etc.
Anime movies. (Sailor Moon etc.)
>
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
Tell me I'll never work for Square.
-Tony Destro
Future (hopefully) worker for Square USA.
AGFF Keeper of the Mako Cannon.
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</12-year old AOLer using daddy's computer>" -- Tom from A.F.S-M
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It's much more fun." -- Neoatma316, speaking about trolls.
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we've also sent Strike Team 7 over to his house."-- Afterburner
(Erols ABUSE GUY), speaking about the dude that forged the
Square Net Spam.
"Hey, since you posted this to an "Australian" group, you should also have a
list of Australian prostitutes. A good start would be to include the
legislators to be found in Australia's state and federal parliaments..."
--David Maddison
Karal
Night Angel wrote:
> 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
If you find it out you die (only 5 people know IRL!), AKA Karal Asara
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
Long enough to figure out most tings (a week). My first post, however.
*ducks all the projectiles and other nasties naturally aimed at a
newbie*
> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
The Cult, Dreamtime.
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.0;)
Uhh . . . an S.A. knife, a lockknife, a lighter, and a ticket to a
dinner long past, covered with Johnny the Homicidal Maniac quotes. (I'm
a quote freak. My lists total over 100 K.)
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
FFV, probably 'cause it's the only one I haven't beaten. It keeps
jamming in the first village, second world, but that's a rant and this
isn't . . .
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
Ummm, Seph. He's that rare thing: A good villan.
> > 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
The time I made Jhonan Vasquez say he wanted to quit drawing comics.
Oops.
> 8) True or false?
What? You didn't tell me what was true or false! You're trying to make
me get it wrong! It's a CONSPIRACY! A CONSPIRACY!!!!!
> 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
I thought it up for an RPG, and since I'm rarely endowed with such
flashes of imagination, it stuck. The last name, however, came in a
flash of inspiration when I was thinking of getting my RL name changed
and needed a last name.
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
Borrowed FF1 waaaaaaay back when the Nintendo was still cutting-edge.
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
Only newbie as of yet, but OONG titles include: the Wildhair Freakboi,
the God of Atheism, you rat-assed bastard, that freak, etc, etc . . .
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your
> medication????
Medication? What? Are you from the Institue? HELP! It's the White-Coats!
They'll take me away again! Don't let them take me away!
(Seriously, though, I've scared away any shrinks loooong before it got
to that and I NEVER get sick. Except with what I now recognize as GFS.
My most-often-used catchphrase is "Kinky." I managed to use it today in
an English lesson about commas. Anyway . . . )
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
Cheez Whiz isn't that red . . . *hides the bloody spatula (long story)
behind his back*
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Not here. Lucky me. (That is NOT an invitation!)
> 15) How old are you?
15. Little young overmature (or under, depending) freakboi, that's me.
> 16) Wow? That old?
That young, yeah, but I ACT either twice my age or half it, depending.
> 17) What's your favorite color?
Black with silver highlights. Hence my all-black wardrobe with the
accompanying pewter pendants.
> 18) What's your favorite book?
The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy, a Trilogy in Five Parts. Douglas
Adams. It contains the secrets to the universe if you look closely. Of
course, if you don't do it right, all you see is the words closer up.
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
Uhh, tossup between The Princess Bride, MP's Holy Grail, and Spaceballs
- the NON-T.V. version.
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
Once agian, tossup. Either "How do you . . ." or "Do you like Marilyn
Manson, vampire boy?"
Ash666
On Fri, 03 Apr 1998 10:29:47 GMT, fl...@vossnet.co.uk (Ash) wrote:
>On Wed, 01 Apr 1998 04:31:37 GMT,
>ash666-doyoureallyneedtomailmeforchrist'sf**king...@juno.com (Ash666)
>wrote:
>
>>
>>The 8th single in the Urusei Yatsura single box set
>>(Ai wa boomerang/Nebokemanako)
>
>I saw them in concert last year, supporting the Super Furry
>Animals....they were OK, much better live than on record (in my
>opinion, of course!). Especially when they played the guitar with
>sticks...
Heh heh, wrong Urusei Yatsura. The Urusei Yatsura I was referring to
is the animated Japanese tv-show/comic/movies/direct-to-video
franchise. The single box set has every single ever released related
to the anime stuff up until 1988. The 8th one had the ending song to
the second movie and an unrelated song on the theoretical "B Side".
I've never heard the band before, only the wonderful love story
between an alien control-freak and the biggest pervert in Japan. :)
Ash666 - "Tomorrow is another day. Damn."
Official AGFF God of "All That Exists"
Official AGFF God of America
Official AGFF Original Incarnation of the Dalai Lama of Tibet
Official AGFF Unabomber
Philosophy: Jesus died for our sins. So should you.
=============================-=-=-=-=-===============================
==35. JUMPING OFF BRIDGES (slice and dice with piano wire)
Time: 9.87 ms-2; 4 to 10 meters; calculate it yourself!
Available: Rope, pianowire and a high bridge.
Certainty: Fairly certain
Notes: Never been tried. Can also be used with a fairly
high building, but then the art-motive will
disappear.
Cut the rope and wire in various lengths. Each
length must not be longer than the height of the
bridge.
Tie one end of the ropes and wires to the bridge
Tie the other part of the ropes to different bodyparts
like thigh, calves, torso etc. Then tie the
pianowires around your joints. (Don't forget your
genitals..)
When you jump various parts of you body are whipped
away by the pianowire nooses, and your bits are held
up by the ropes swaying in the breeze.
If you to this right you should end up with just your
torso hanging by it's neck above the sea, highway,
ground.
Do it with friends, and call it art.
(From the a.s.h methods file)
=============================-=-=-=-=-===============================
"Tifa always used to be with this three-some." - Cloud
"To alcohol . . . the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"
- The Great Homer
[Talking to Satan, his father]
Kevin: In the Bible you loose. We're destined to loose, Dad.
Satan: Consider the source, Son!!!
"Are we going to die, son?"
"Yeah, but at least we'll take a lot of innocent people with us."
- Homer and Bart Simpson
"Which means we're equal, he and I! No! I'm even MORE equal!" - Ryoga
"I control the past. I'll be damned if I know what to do with the
present, and to hell with the future. I'm not going to be there,
don't want to go there, and would hate you if you made me. It's a
perfect life." - Constance Rattigan, Death is a Lonely Business
"It is usually not good form to use adjectives like "interesting"
when describing one's own work. It makes people think you are
arrogant rather than humble. It is better to appear humble and
be arrogant than the other way around." - Skeptic's Dictionary
"Delays are temporary, mediocrity is forever." - Victor Ireland
Justin Sueno
Night Angel wrote:
> Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
> it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
> for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
> purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> Here, I'll start:
>
> BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
Justin Sueno. No net name yet, any suggestions?
> 2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
My first post was back sometime in '97, then I lurked for the last couple
of months, and started posting again recently.
> 3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
The FFT soundtrack. Nuff said.
> 4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
Um, My keys, a Swiss Army Knife, my empty wallet, and 71 cents in change.
> 5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
Hmm, I'm gonna have to go with Final Fantasy Tactics.
> 6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
The way-too-powerful-but-fun-to-use Orlandu, the generic ninja from FF1,
and I guess Cid from FF7.... *Shrug*
> 7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
I once had a bunch of those strike-anywhere matches in my pocket, and when
I sat down, they all ignited. Ouch!
> 8) True or false?
Sadly, true. Got the burn scar to prove it. Hey, don't laugh, I'll bet
you've done worse!
> 9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
> recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
Well, when I was born, my parents gave me my name. :)
> 10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
I think my first FF exposure was FF1, on the old NES.
> 11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
Co-Slayer of Algus and Dycedarg! Whoo hoo!
> 12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
Who needs medication? I prefer staying in a demented, maniacal state of
mind at all times!
> 13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
Uh, you really don't want to know. Seriously.
> 14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
Haven't had the pleasure yet...anyone wanna kill me? :)
> 15) How old are you?
21, the legal drinking age!
> 16) Wow? That old?
Last time I checked, yeah.
> 17) What's your favorite color?
Green.
> 18) What's your favorite book?
I can't read! Heh, seriously though, I like the MYTH series by Robert
Asprin, and I'll read anything interesting.
> 19) What's your favorite Movie?
Any good anime (Ninja Scroll, Macross Plus, Nausicaa, etc.), and um,
anything with big explosions, big guns, fast cars, and cool quotes. Oh
yeah, the occassional gratuitous nudity doesn't hurt either.
> 20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
> you killed?
All of them?
Justin Sueno
su...@hawaii.edu
------------
Co-Slayer of Algus and Dycedarg
User of the name Aerith
Searcher of cool quotes and junk for a decent sig.
Ash
On Wed, 01 Apr 1998 04:31:37 GMT,
ash666-doyoureallyneedtomailmeforchrist'sf**king...@juno.com (Ash666)
wrote:
>
>The 8th single in the Urusei Yatsura single box set
>(Ai wa boomerang/Nebokemanako)
I saw them in concert last year, supporting the Super Furry
Animals....they were OK, much better live than on record (in my
opinion, of course!). Especially when they played the guitar with
sticks...
Ash
Irony is over. The breakdown is over.
Edwyn
Beaux wrote:
>
> Paradox wrote:
> >
> > Beaux <hosk...@isu.edu> wrote in article <3523D75F...@isu.edu>...
> > > Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 wrote:
> > > > >recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
> > > > >guild society system. Night = crime, Angel = Justice. plus it sounds
> > > > >cool. :)
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Neo = NeoExDeath
> > > > Atma= Soul
> > > > Weapon = the Weapons in FFVII
> > > > 3:16 = Austin 3:16
> > >
> > > What's Austin 3:16, I thought it was John 3:16?
> > >
> >
> > It depends on your religion. For Christians it is. For those who have
> > made a religion out of wrestling, he's right. ;-)
>
> But where did wrestling get it? I'd bet it originally came from the
> christian religion.
It did. AFAIK, the wrestler in question made a statement along
the lines of "John Austin 3:16 says I whooped your ass!".
Apparently, the saying caught on with the fans and <shrugs>
there you have it.
-Edwyn
--
Master of "Sock with a half-brick in it" technique
and Defender of Cyanspeak
AGFF's FF5 Patron Saint
One Understated Post Of The Day Award (AGFF)
Vigilantes Award for Logic
"When Life hands you lemons, go to the produce section of your local
supermarket and exchange them for squishy tomatoes. Then throw the
tomatoes in Life's face." -Ranma
"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCORE!!!!!!!!!! I ***FINALLY*** GOT IN SOMEONE'S
SIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Siegfried, deleting a few exclamation marks....
"There are so many replies to that statement. Some sarcastic, some
stupid, and some simply sick. I think it's probably best just not to
mention most of them." -Stibbons, does it matter what he was replying
to? :-)
"Never trust inanimate objects that have the possibility of eating
you." -Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
"It always sounded to me like a Kinks Shop run by a Japanese person
who speaks little English but is trying to appeal to American
fetishes- yet maintaining a fun, care-free atmosphere. And that's all
from looking at the sign." -Billy Callis on Kinko's
PISTRIX! PISTRIX!
Neptune Salad
Billy Callis <LonC...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in article
<6g0kh3$a...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>...
>
> Neptune Salad wrote in message <6fv364$g...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>...
> >Lord Falconer <lo...@no.spam.allowed.ibm.net> wrote in article
> ><35221B...@no.spam.allowed.ibm.net>...
> >> >
> >> > Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I
thought
> >> > it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this
goes
> >> > for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further
this
> >> > purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
> >> > Here, I'll start:
> >> >
> >> > BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
> >> >
> >> > 1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
> >>
> >> Scott Faulkner, better known as Lord Falconer Shinjo Baruki, Infernos
> >> Knight and eternal yes-man to my lovely wife, Ryida.
> >>
> ><snip>
> >>
> >> Brain Droppings, George Carlin.
> ><snip>
> >
> >I have that book right here in front of me! Cool!
> >
> >I love this book too, by the way.
>
>
> Me too! I do have it near me, and I love it. I even have a quote from
it
> in my sig.
>
> --
> Billy Callis
Cool!
> "Whenever I see a large crowd, I always wonder what was the most
> disgusting thing any one of them ever did." -- George Carlin
That's it. My brother read all of the book, but I didn't get to it yet.
N.S.
--
The God of Seafood
Biggest Cecil Adams fan in AGFF
Winner of the DEELEY-BOB award
Trying to cut down on the Merry Widow over-defending (on request)
AIM name: Neptune Sd
"Merry Widow: Waldorf Salad is a fruit salad made with apples...
walnuts... raisins... and ... *gag* mayonnaise. It rocks!
Me: I love it when you talk food to me."
- An AIM conversation with me and Merry
"I remeber, the best hentai pic I've ever seen (and I didn't download
it...dammit. Is of a girl having sex, apparently for the first time,
with a guy who she seems to have feelings for. She's holding hands with him
as he gently fucks her, and she has tears in her eyes, but she's also
smiling, so I assume they are joyus tears. The picture has no words, but
it's
clear this girl loves the guy very much, trusts him and is happy to be with
him.
That's the kind of hentai I like. Long live romance!"
- Wyvern, describing a romantic picture, using the most unromantic
description
Neptune Salad
>
> Edwyn wrote in message <35244E...@ihug.co.nz>...
> >Neptune Salad wrote:
> >>
> >> Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote in article
> >> <3522CC...@compuserve.com>...
> >> > ~Kaye Rogers. wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > > Jamey "Crisis" Powell wrote:
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Night Angel wrote:
> >> > > > >
> >> > > >
> >> > >
> >> >
> >> > YEAH!!
> >> >
> >> > Why're you ducking??? if you're serious, then all the better for
you.
> >> > There are too few people out there who like setzer... he's a great
> >> > character. :) :) :)
> >>
> >> That reminds me, I just found out what Setzer's last name is...
> >>
> >> <chuckling (waiting for someone to ask...)>
> >
> >Gambianni? Sounds Italian.
>
And I miss another post.
> It _does_ sound Italian, but it's Gabbiani. I always thought Arrowny
> sounded slightly Italian, too.
No, actually his last name is Blows.
FLoBBaSKo
>Hey there everybody....due the the recent influx of newbies, I thought
>it might be a good Idea for everyone to introduce themselves. this goes
>for newbies ang regs alike, as it'll help us all out. To further this
>purpose, I came up with a nice little form during french class. :)
>Here, I'll start:
>
>BTW: all questions ARE optional! 0;)
>
>1) What's your name? (Real, net, or both)
Tony Allowatt. You can thank the wonderful immigration agents of
the early 30's for that mangled last name.
>2) How long have you been on the newsgroup?
Wow, it must have been at least summer of 96. Almost 2 years, I
guess.
>3) What was the last Cd in your cd player?
My 3-CD changer has Enigma, Peter Gabriel's "Shaking the Tree:
Sixteen Golden Greats", and Enigma 3 in it right now.
>4) Name four objects in your pockets right now.
I just took a shower, so naturally, I'm not wearing any pants :)
>
>5) Which Final Fantasy game was your favorite?
FF5, of course. Who's favorite ISN'T 5?
>6) Who is (are) you favorite character(s)?
You didn't mention whether it had to be FF or not, so I'll say
Mihoshi from Tenchi Muyou (I will NOT spell it Muyo, that's wrong!)
>7) What was the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
It just happened yesterday... well, this isn't really
embarrasing, but it could have been, had it happened to me before I
made the realization in my life that I just don't give a damn what
happens, it happens. I was in my Calculus class, eating some really
salty popcorn, and I needed something to drink. I saw a week-old 2
liter of Coke on the table, so I thought "how bad could it be? It's
been sealed." I opened it up and took a sip (there was only enough
left for two people, so me and a friend called shotgun on the bottle).
I must have swallowed an air bubble or something, because I choked,
coughed, and Coke sprayed everywhere! Like I said, any other time it
would've been as embarrasing as hell, but it went all over this girl I
can't stand, so it was worth it :)
>8) True or false?
Can you please repeat the question?
>9) How did you get you net name? (skip if you've told the story
>recently, and it's long, or if it's boring) :)
Ugh... looks like I'm about to get out my pre-prepared form
response. Brace yourselves.
"Hmm... where to start... well, one of my favorite comedians is
Bill Cosby. If I remember correctly, the date was Feb. 5, 1992 (that
could be way off, Feb. 12, 1993 also rings a bell), and an episode of
Saturday Night Live aired where Patrick Stewart was the guest star.
They did a parody of 'The Cosby Mysteries,' which, if you're not
familiar with it, was an hour-long drama starring Bill Cosby, who
played a detective who came out of retirement to solve crimes. Well,
we all know that Cosby sometimes makes, um, 'funny words' or sounds
when he talks, I guess, and they were exaggerating that by replacing
words in the script with completely made-up words. At one point, Adam
Sandler (who played Cosby in the satire) said to Patrick Stewart,
'Flobbaskoo, on the skazum of February blazoid?' So, about 4 years
later, I decided to use that (Flobbaskoo) as my nickname on the IRC.
However, since EfNet only allows nicknames that were a maximum of 9
letters long, it became Flobbasko, which, in the rare occasion that I
have to actually say it aloud, rhymes with 'Tabasco,' like the hot
sauce :) Most people on IRC just call me 'Flob' or 'Flobby' for
short, though. I don't remember when I changed to the mixed case
FLoBBaSKo, though."
>10) How were you introduced to the Final Fantasy games?
I asked for Dragon Warrior or a Dragon Warrior-type game for Xmas
a while back (at least 6 or more years), and they couldn't find DW (I
guess), so they got me FF1 instead. It's one of the few missions I've
sent my parents on in the gaming department that they've done right :)
>11) If you have any, what are your newsgroup titles?
I got rid of all my titles when I simplified my sig a while back,
but I did leave in my "Best GFS-Related Action Performed in the Name
of All That is Sexual of 1997 Award" award.
>12) <suspiciously> When was the last time you took your medication????
Two weeks ago.
>13) What's that stain on your shirt?? Cheeze Whiz?!
Oh yea, remember when I said I had taken a shower? I'm not
wearing one of those either.
>14) Have you ever been killed on the newsgroup? If so, by whom?
I'm sure I've been killed here before... most probably by Fu for
some Relm comments back in the day.
>15) How old are you?
I'll be 17 on the 20th.
>16) Wow? That old?
That's nothing compared to the millions of years I'll continue to
lead later on... genetics can be a wonderful thing, if put to use
properly.
>17) What's your favorite color?
Black and white. I'm a very traditional guy.
>18) What's your favorite book?
Anything by Albert Camus, oh, and Different Seasons by Stephen
King too.
>19) What's your favorite Movie?
The Shawshank Redemption, of course. As for the movie(s) I hate
the most... Star Wars. I just don't see the big attraction.
>20) Which of the forbidden statements/questions is most likely to get
>you killed?
Just about any mention of my insatiable lust for hentai could do
it. Except for the tentacle stuff, I hate tentacles. They have
really bad attitudes, thinking they can just come to Earth and take
our women. Plus, they usually kill them afterwards. If _I_ was
dating someone and that happened to her, mark my words, those
tentacles would catch holy hell.
>there! now you try it!!
I did! It was fun!!
--
FLoBBaSKo (ButzK at worldnet dot att dot net)
AIM Name: FLoBBaSKo
ICQ UIN: 4701520
Awarded the "Best GFS-Related Action Performed in the Name of
All That is Sexual of 1997 Award"
QUOTES!
-------
"Blackest hell, YES!" -- Marv Albert, Celebrity Deathmatch 98
"If they made a dog food out of butts, the dogs would
probably eat it." -- My Bio II teacher
Edwyn
Neptune Salad wrote:
>
> Billy Callis <LonC...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in article
> <6g0kdk$9...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>...
> >
> > Edwyn wrote in message <35244E...@ihug.co.nz>...
> > >Neptune Salad wrote:
> > >>
> > >> Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote in article
> > >> <3522CC...@compuserve.com>...
> > >> > ~Kaye Rogers. wrote:
> > >> > >
> > >> > > Jamey "Crisis" Powell wrote:
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > > Night Angel wrote:
> > >> > > > >
> > >> > > >
> > >> > >
> > >> >
> > >> > YEAH!!
> > >> >
> > >> > Why're you ducking??? if you're serious, then all the better for
> you.
> > >> > There are too few people out there who like setzer... he's a great
> > >> > character. :) :) :)
> > >>
> > >> That reminds me, I just found out what Setzer's last name is...
> > >>
> > >> <chuckling (waiting for someone to ask...)>
> > >
> > >Gambianni? Sounds Italian.
> >
>
> And I miss another post.
>
> > It _does_ sound Italian, but it's Gabbiani. I always thought Arrowny
> > sounded slightly Italian, too.
>
> No, actually his last name is Blows.
Well, wherever you got that info from it's obviously wrong.
Neptune Salad
Edwyn <ed...@ihug.co.nz> wrote in article <352582...@ihug.co.nz>...
It's a joke.
Setzer
Blows
His name... Setzerblows
Gambini-Juliani-Spaggeti-Whatzamattawitchew-Youtalkin'to...me?
Nep
Falimortalis the Brave
In the midst of a serious AGFF discussion about the latest Microwave
attack (on Thu, 02 Apr 1998 10:02:46 GMT, to be exact)
thie...@mindspring.com (Thierry Nguyen) leaped up and said 'I have
the way and the way is clear!' And so, thie...@mindspring.com
(Thierry Nguyen) continued,
>Me killed? Uum...
>
>"Hey baby, I got a bucket fulla fried chicken in my pants, wanna get
>greasy?" There.
>
How 'bout "Hey baby, you wanna...make mac and cheese with me?"
I always thought that was a perfect way to get yourself kicked down a
long flight of stairs, IMHO.
-Falimortalis the Brave
Leader of the MRF
Member of the AGFF Elite
Happy for the enlightenment and spirituality of Kain. :)
Co-Author of the Microwave SaGa
Insulted in Atma's .sig
And social, outgoing guy...
Come back, St. Kain!!!
(The above portion of my sig concerning Kain will remain until
he returns to bring happiness and light to this group or the
SaGa ends and I leave, whatever comes first)
###########################
One Post of the Year Award
For "Unto Onto Linto Into"
(1997)
###########################
"If we manage to become a whole society one more time, perhaps
that can be taken as a sign for the future."
-Falimortalis
"[The sig.... doesn't want to die...]"
-Atma's .sig, in one of Atma's posts
"It doesn't matter. You'll die anyway. Retroactively, even."
-Keith Adams
"There's a smoke detector in the hallway of my apartment. It's connected
to the ceiling, like a light fixture, so I can't take it down or take out
the batteries. It goes off every single time you use the stove, oven, or
even the toaster. However, a few days ago I struck a match & held it
under it. Nothing. Whoever designed that thing should be shot."
-The Bob