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1. 96/12/27 034 Re: FF7 will cost more than alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
2. 96/12/27 034 Re: N64 will outlast the PSX alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
3. 96/10/15 034 Re: square=racist!!!!! NOT! alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
4. 96/10/13 034 Re: man, shut up. alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
5. 96/10/13 034 Re: PSX -The New Leader alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
6. 96/10/13 034 Re: square=racist!!!!! NOT! alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
7. 96/10/13 034 Re: MY favorite FF2 moment.. alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
8. 96/10/13 034 Re: I killed Gau on the Veld alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
9. 96/10/13 034 Re: man, shut up. alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
10. 96/10/13 034 Re: NO SQUARE and Nintendo alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
11. 96/10/13 034 Re: man, shut up. alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
12. 96/09/23 034 Re: man, shut up. alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
13. 96/09/23 034 Re: square=racist!!!!! alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
14. 96/09/22 034 Re: FF7 on N64-Possibili#1/2 alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
15. 96/09/22 034 Re: FF7 on N64-Possibili#2/2 alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
16. 96/09/21 034 square=racist!!!!! alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
17. 96/09/04 034 ff movie picks alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
18. 96/09/04 034 how to get many muscle belts alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
19. 96/09/04 034 Re: This is the Final Fantas alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
20. 96/08/14 034 how to get secret espers in alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
21. 96/08/05 034 Re: Tired of the Mating Game alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
22. 96/08/05 034 Re: Hi All! alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
23. 96/08/05 034 Re: MST3K (was: FF7?) alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
24. 96/08/05 034 Re: FF2......THE MOVIE!!!!!! alt.games.final-fanta
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25. 96/07/19 034 why can't I use odin in ff2? alt.games.final-fanta
Charles Flowers
Man, I can't believe how on-topic you were! Weird...
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Charles Flowers
: I went to DejaNews and found some of your first posts! Any look
: familiar?
Hey, did that subject bar have any Vonnegut influence?
: 1. 96/12/27 034 Re: FF7 will cost more than alt.games.final-fanta
: Charles Flowers
Yup.
: 2. 96/12/27 034 Re: N64 will outlast the PSX alt.games.final-fanta
: Charles Flowers
I know I posted it, yet I don't remember.
: 3. 96/10/15 034 Re: square=racist!!!!! NOT! alt.games.final-fanta
: Charles Flowers
I posted the original "square=racist!!!!!". I don't no anything about a NOT.
: 4. 96/10/13 034 Re: man, shut up. alt.games.final-fanta
: Charles Flowers
I saw that one, but I don't know what was in it.
: 5. 96/10/13 034 Re: PSX -The New Leader alt.games.final-fanta
Yeah, I figgerd that one out good. You take Locke to the place where you
get Cyan in WOR, and you steal from those big guys. It worked splendidly.
: 19. 96/09/04 034 Re: This is the Final Fantas alt.games.final-fanta
: Charles Flowers
: 20. 96/08/14 034 how to get secret espers in alt.games.final-fanta
: Charles Flowers
: 21. 96/08/05 034 Re: Tired of the Mating Game alt.games.final-fanta
: Charles Flowers
: 22. 96/08/05 034 Re: Hi All! alt.games.final-fanta
: Charles Flowers
: 23. 96/08/05 034 Re: MST3K (was: FF7?) alt.games.final-fanta
: Charles Flowers
: 24. 96/08/05 034 Re: FF2......THE MOVIE!!!!!! alt.games.final-fanta
: Charles Flowers
: 25. 96/07/19 034 why can't I use odin in ff2? alt.games.final-fanta
: Charles Flowers
Yeah, I remember that one, Odin kept freezing the game and hurting my
friends... real bad.
: Man, I can't believe how on-topic you were! Weird...
Yeah, I was like that as a newbie. Attracted by the idea of it being FF,
not the community involved. Oy. Speaking of oy's, I plan to dangle a pork
sammich with a fishing hook in front of this jew in my class on Monday.
And I know that jew as used in this tense sounds evil, but I have no
other option.
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