FFVII: How to you win the Virtual Boxing Game

[Sean McManus]

As far as I can tell, the game is purely luck, and it has nothing to do
with what buttons you push. I've beaten Superman once, but I couldn't beat
the Invisible Man. (I got 300 GP though).

Does anyone know anything more...

[Sykaria]

impossible, it's like paper-rock-scissors where the computer cheats, and the
odds are approximately 4.5 million to one on the invisible man.

[ChocoboKick]

As ChocoboKick was sitting in the throne room of his mighty castle, one of
the palace guards came in holding an important message
<199808102300...@ladder03.news.aol.com>. CK Grabbed it, and it
read...

<impossible, it's like paper-rock-scissors where the computer cheats, and
the
<odds are approximately 4.5 million to one on the invisible man.

Is that that 3D Battler Game in the Gold Saucer you're referring to? Geez I
suck at it. The first opponent (who looks like Jessie) is a wuss and I kick
her butt, then comes the fat guy who appears to be wearing a Bucket on his
head (2nd opponent). I've lost to him on a couple occasions, but I can beat
him. Then comes that #$!@# 3rd opponent, what appears to be a
retro-funky-disco-guy or something. The best I ever did against him was me
getting 3 points. :-(

All for now,
ChocoboKick

Official Defender of:

Cid Pollendina (FF4)
Cait Sith
J2E's FF4 Translation
"Chocb", "Chocob", and "Choco/Mog" Summons
....And some other misc. stuff that it seems no one else likes

Official Hater and Slayer of:

Gafgarion
Weigraf
Delita
Gau
Relm
Cara
Yuffie
Mallow
....And many more

Co-Defender of Cidolfas Orlandu [T.G. Cid] (FF Tactics)
Co-Co-Defender of anyone else named Cid EXCEPT Cid Highwind (FF7)

Proud owner of ChocoboKick's RPG Online!!
http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Dell/2387

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Quotes from attacks/spells in FF Tactics just cuz they sound cool
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"Freezing wind, speak of forgotten truths!" - Ice 3

"Master of all swords, cut energy!" - Night Sword

"Absorb power in the sky and strike!" - Lightning Stab

"The doom of a planet..." - Crush Punch

"Angry spirits of the world strike now!" - Bolt 4

"Heaven's wish to destroy all minds..." - Holy Explosion

"Disaster cries out to smash all..." - Icewolf Bite

"Destruction of nature, gather in flames!" - Fire

"The devil's spirit of restlessness..." - Split Punch

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Quotes from FF Games just cuz they sound cool
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"My life is a chip in your pile! Ante up!" - Setzer

"Go! I don't know who you are, but ever since you got here my parents have
been upset!" - Rachel

"I want to trust you, but..." - Ovelia

"You guys can't do anything without me!" - Cid Pollendina

"I refuse. Even if it means death!!" - Olan

"Faris seems worried about the pirates..." - Cara

"It means I'll kill you if I have to." - Delita

"We're mercenaries hired by the Hokuten. We're not obliged to show respect
to you." - Gafgarion, the 2nd biggest @#!hole in Final Fantasy history

"Go on, be mad! It's all you can do!" - Algus, the biggest @#!hole in Final
Fantasy history

"The cycle of nature and your stupid plan don't mean a thing." - Cloud

"In addition to 'accidentally' bumping into every girl you see, you always
go into convulsions whenever one bends over to pick something up." - The
Chamberlain to Edge, J2E's FF4j translation

"BUTZ: Hmm...P...Pl...Playb...No...guess they don't have it...
LENNA: What are you looking for?
BUTZ: Um...nothing!!" - FF5
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[Sean McManus]

ChocoboKick wrote in message <6qqld3$8...@dfw-ixnews9.ix.netcom.com>...

>Official Hater and Slayer of:

>Mallow

Hey!! Mallow was cool. He actually added a lot to the Super Mario RPGs
storyline, and he was pretty powerful in magic. I actually thought he WAS a
frog too until they revealed he wasn't!! I never guessed he was a cloud
person, but now that I look at it, it was pretty obvious.

[ChocoboKick]

As ChocoboKick was sitting in the throne room of his mighty castle, one of
the palace guards came in holding an important message

<6qqn9g$dvq$1...@nntp1.u.washington.edu>. CK Grabbed it, and it read...

<Hey!! Mallow was cool. He actually added a lot to the Super Mario RPGs
<storyline, and he was pretty powerful in magic. I actually thought he WAS a
<frog too until they revealed he wasn't!! I never guessed he was a cloud
<person, but now that I look at it, it was pretty obvious.

You actually bought the frog act!?!? (Sorry, couldn't think of a better
word than "Act".) Anyway, Mallow was a crybaby and a wuss, and his attacks
did barely any damage.

All for now,
ChocoboKick

Official Defender of:

Cid Pollendina (FF4)
Cait Sith
J2E's FF4 Translation
"Chocb", "Chocob", and "Choco/Mog" Summons
....And some other misc. stuff that it seems no one else likes

Official Hater and Slayer of:

Gafgarion

[Wushu66]

Here's what to do...NEVER PLAY THAT PARYICULAR GOLD SAUCER GAME EVER AGAIN.
Here's the deal, on the first fight, you have 100% chance of winning meaning no
matter what, you'll win. The second fight, you have a 50% chance of winning
meaning it could go either way. The third fight, you have a 25% chance of
winning meaning you *could* beat him, but most of the time you won't. The
fourth fight gives you 0% chance of winning, meaning no matter what the
computer will win. Glad to clear that up.

Rabier, the Neo-Raven Knight