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Sailor Solathei

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Cowboy wrote:(nothing)

Here's the code:

Right before you kill Algus, open up your Playstation and remove the FFT
disc. Take a #10 nail and make a perfectly straight scratch on the data
side of the disc, perfectly bisecting the FFT logo on the other side.
Remember, it has to be a #10 nail and the scratch has to be perfectly
straight. Now stick the nail in your eye. That should do it.

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As the weresquirrel, its beady eyes filled with rage and hatred, and every
hair on its tail as coarse as steel wool, blocked Cowboy's
(Cow...@PR-Ranch.com) path, he/she cried out in terror:
>
Hey...you're that Cowboy guy! No one who asks for Tifa and Aerith hentai on
a non-hentai NG gets any codes... Not that I or anyone else could help you
with Sephiroth in FFT, anyway... Sephiroth does not exist in FFT whatsover,
codes or not. Are you sure you know what you're talking about? I mean,
Marquis Elmdor looks a lot like Sephiroth... ... ... I'm too forgiving.
Here's the code for Elmdor. He sucks, though. I don't see why you'd want him
to join you. Maybe you'll learn more if you aplogise for the Tifa request,
pardner. <snicker> Nice hat.

80058174 021B

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Janine Rawnsley

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Ohh isn't everyone touchy about this one?
You grumpy swines, you.
Of course there is a code for Sephiroth in FFT!
Do the followng before the game loads:
Press reset as many times as you can within 60 seconds, be sure not to press
after the 60 seconds. The title page should now read
'FFT Sephiroth editiion' And will have aimated pigs flying around...
Oh yeah, I found that replacing the main CPU in your playstation with a
Marshmallow sometimes helps this cheat to work... ;-)
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The Ninja

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>Ohh isn't everyone touchy about this one?
>You grumpy swines, you.
>Of course there is a code for Sephiroth in FFT!
>Do the followng before the game loads:
>Press reset as many times as you can within 60 seconds, be sure not to
press
>after the 60 seconds. The title page should now read
>'FFT Sephiroth editiion' And will have aimated pigs flying around...
>Oh yeah, I found that replacing the main CPU in your playstation with a
>Marshmallow sometimes helps this cheat to work... ;-)

Yeah but you forgot to specify the type of marshmallow! Duh! ; )
You have to remember the coffee stated in on of the other follow-up posts.
You can also substitute Hot-Cocoa for this (Swiss-Miss works the best) and
THEN steal a few of the marshmallows out the cocoa, then BAM, you got it...


Ninja

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On Fri, 5 Jun 1998 08:16:02 +1200, "banshee" <m...@here.com> Suddenly
jumped off the toilet, forgot to wipe his/her ass and scremed out the
window :

:-)Hmmm I KNOW the cheat for the Computer version!!!
:-)When saving a game, save it to your disk drive.
:-)Take that disk - open it up.
:-)Stick match head into it and glue it back together with nail polish.
:-)Stick it back in the drive and load it up.
:-)
:-)Hear that whir????
:-)Thats the sound of Sephiroth's sword!!!

Or you could scratch your balls until you burrow through he Vas
Deferens and into the testicle itself. Then you'll see Sephiroth even
if your PSX isn't on! Don't fool yourself, that dizzy sensation you're
feeling is The super special "Sephiroth Shield", which keeps him from
being usable in the game unless you followed my nstructions! Remember,
it's the Sephiroth Shield, not a lack of Oxygen from your bleeding
balls!

:-)
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side of a barn various pagan symbols, consisting of:

> Hmmm I KNOW the cheat for the Computer version!!!

> When saving a game, save it to your disk drive.

> Take that disk - open it up.

> Stick match head into it and glue it back together with nail polish.

> Stick it back in the drive and load it up.
>

> Hear that whir????


> Thats the sound of Sephiroth's sword!!!
>
>
>

> HMMMMMMM maybe this oughta be an anarchists newsgroup!

Better one is to set a pressure trigger on 5 bottles of Crazy Glue to go
off when a person opens their car door. That can cause horrible damage.
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"God came to me in a dream, and he said, "Chris..put your pants on""--Me, in
an AIM, talking about sex and religion


Once was a man named Strife
Who lived with wolves all his life
But one day in mid-june
He met a rabbit named Moon
And decided to make her his wife.
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---+---Top 5 reasons why it's better to be male:---+---

5. Bachelor parties are fun, bridal showers are boring.
4. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
3. You know things about tanks.
2. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
1. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
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1 Smiley Point
2 Chirality Points
2 Snoopy Points
2 Coffee Points
10 Grammer Points
10 Blackwood Points
20 Insanity Points
28 Optimism Points
62 Jappy Points
100 Cutey Points
777 Spatula Points
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FIFTEEN HUNDRED POSTS \/ \/
TO ALT.GAMES.FINAL.FANTASY (1500)
%#@*%#@*%#@*%#@*%#@*%#@*%# \__/

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|||__||| PWIPWIPWIPWIPWIPWIPWIPWIPWIPWIPWIPWIPWIPWI
\/ \/ Participated in an alt.games.final-fantasy
(*PWI) Pigwalk Invitational
\__/ PWIPWIPWIPWIPWIPWIPWIPWIPWIPWIPWIPWIPWIPWI

_________
(_________()
|webrunner|
| sez.. |
| I AM |
|VERY VERY|
|INSANE!!!|
|_________|
(_________() Awarded by webrunner

(----------------)
| I MIGHT know |
|somethin about |
|wrestling, but |
|not much. |
(----------------) Awarded by Lord Bob

++++++++++++++++++++++++++
* *
* I HATE SOUTH PARK!!!!! *
* *
++++++++++++++++++++++++++

This sig best viewed with some type of viewer capable of viewing it.

Thierry Nguyen

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Jun 5, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/5/98
to

The old geezer claimed it was Thu, 4 Jun 1998 08:01:11 +0100, when
"Janine Rawnsley" <jan...@rawnsley.force9.co.uk> allegedly ran up to
him and started ranting and raving the following "manifesto":

>Press reset as many times as you can within 60 seconds,

He asked for the Sephiroth code, not the Epilepsiroth code....


Thierry Nguyen
One of "Them" (meaning Evil Media Types)
"You're Hell's Angels, then? What chapter are you from, then?"
"REVELATIONS, CHAPTER SIX." -Death, in Terry Pratchett's
and Neil Gaiman's novel "Good Omens."


Kevin Lee

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Jun 5, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/5/98
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Here's the code:

E2&%'H<MP;9:EK>@IQ6[JA>CEMWUL6EVS_=?A9M?BV]39MBW+.UM-H'*D7LR
%37GZ+CLD>C.)W8+[N74][;;?3V=MTM-OG'?6X-RD?30KQ/%;T-?-?WGZCXB
2IIZ_T*:I?FTW>]4Y3XS7O45G5-8LZ3XJ-<\&9E:1NIFZ<JM-3?G?_")\/BR
$Q0KW%#]']/O_2_I;'(IX_SJHQNV&/\`2;B`#I3'M/IB;B\`G=BM>VJUI?V=
P_4^dUBM+H6X-WCT4DQ9-PWM:]F/<LZP\9_AJ[/L^WDS]EG&?6FX5I5PBX8I

peace...
kpl

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"Beyond the walls of intelligence, life is defined" - Nas

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