The biggest Tifa mystery REVEALED!!
Sean McManus
Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where you get
the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack) about
how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on the
materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
Need I say more...
NightShade
Sean McManus wrote:
Wow! An alternative to silicone for all women on earth! You should register the
method! You'll be rich, Sean! Are there any known side-effects?
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Phoenix Gamma
<smcm...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
#I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
#
#Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where
you get
#the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack)
about
#how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on
the
#materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
#
#Need I say more...
Nah! Nice, round small breasts are much better than big huge, bulging
melon-like breasts, I think!
Give me something I can just cup in my hands, any day of the week. :)
-me
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NightShade
Phoenix Gamma wrote:
> On Mon, 17 Aug 1998 01:07:21 -0700, "Sean McManus"
> <smcm...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
>
> #I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
> #
> #Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where
> you get
> #the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack)
> about
> #how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on
> the
> #materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
> #
> #Need I say more...
>
> Nah! Nice, round small breasts are much better than big huge, bulging
> melon-like breasts, I think!
>
> Give me something I can just cup in my hands, any day of the week. :)
> -me
>
Small hands, eh? :-)
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> I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
>
> Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where you get
> the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack) about
> how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on the
> materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
>
> Need I say more...
Yeah. Try explaining the fact that she already had to wear
orthopedic underwear even before this happened.
Charon
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Sean McManus
>Nah! Nice, round small breasts are much better than big huge, bulging
>melon-like breasts, I think!
I never said big breats were better, so what are you talking about?
V. Valorath the benevolent ruler
>
> Sean McManus wrote:
>
> > I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
> >
> > Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where you get
> > the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack) about
> > how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on the
> > materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
> >
> > Need I say more...
>
> Wow! An alternative to silicone for all women on earth! You should register the
> method! You'll be rich, Sean! Are there any known side-effects?
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>
> Phoenix Gamma wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 17 Aug 1998 01:07:21 -0700, "Sean McManus"
> > <smcm...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
> >
> > #I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
> > #
> > #Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where
> > you get
> > #the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack)
> > about
> > #how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on
> > the
> > #materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
> > #
> > #Need I say more...
> >
> > Nah! Nice, round small breasts are much better than big huge, bulging
> > melon-like breasts, I think!
> >
> > Give me something I can just cup in my hands, any day of the week. :)
> > -me
> >
>
> Small hands, eh? :-)
You know what small hands mean......
David Bilaszewski
Sean McManus wrote in message <6r8ofg$f4c$1...@nntp1.u.washington.edu>...
>I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
>
>
>
>
She has small brests at this part of the game because she is a child.
NightShade
V. Valorath the benevolent ruler wrote:
> NightShade wrote:
> >
> > Sean McManus wrote:
> >
> > > I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
> > >
> > > Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where you get
> > > the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack) about
> > > how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on the
> > > materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
> > >
> > > Need I say more...
> >
> > Wow! An alternative to silicone for all women on earth! You should register the
> > method! You'll be rich, Sean! Are there any known side-effects?
>
> Absolute stupidity. "I don't even know what a black cape is!"
>
And your point is?
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V. Valorath the benevolent ruler wrote:
> NightShade wrote:
> >
> > Phoenix Gamma wrote:
> >
> > > On Mon, 17 Aug 1998 01:07:21 -0700, "Sean McManus"
> > > <smcm...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
> > >
> > > #I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
> > > #
> > > #Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where
> > > you get
> > > #the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack)
> > > about
> > > #how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on
> > > the
> > > #materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
> > > #
> > > #Need I say more...
> > >
> > > Nah! Nice, round small breasts are much better than big huge, bulging
> > > melon-like breasts, I think!
> > >
> > > Give me something I can just cup in my hands, any day of the week. :)
> > > -me
> > >
> >
> > Small hands, eh? :-)
>
> You know what small hands mean......
>
And you surely know the saying including a "better a... than a...", I bet :-)
Sean McManus
<1ddvw7t.173...@sji-ca2-36.ix.netcom.com>...
>Sean McManus <smcm...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
>
>> I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
>>
get
about
the
>>
>
> Yeah. Try explaining the fact that she already had to wear
>orthopedic underwear even before this happened.
Cloud was making a joke.
Charon
> Charon wrote in message
> <1ddvw7t.173...@sji-ca2-36.ix.netcom.com>...
> >Sean McManus <smcm...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
> >
> >> I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
> >>
> >> Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where you
> get
> >> the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack)
> about
> >> how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on
> the
> >> materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
> >>
> >> Need I say more...
> >
> > Yeah. Try explaining the fact that she already had to wear
> >orthopedic underwear even before this happened.
>
>
> Cloud was making a joke.
Damn. You win again...
Charon
------------------------------------
Wait, Cloud doesn't joke... does he?
------------------------------------
Sean McManus
Well, I have no clue. I get the small hands one, though. (I have big
hands...hehehe).
NightShade
Sean McManus wrote:
> David Bilaszewski wrote in message ...
> >
> >Sean McManus wrote in message <6r8ofg$f4c$1...@nntp1.u.washington.edu>...
> >>I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
> >>
> >>Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where you
> get
> >>the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack)
> about
> >>how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on the
> >>materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
> >>
> >>Need I say more...
> >>
> >>
> >
> >She has small brests at this part of the game because she is a child.
>
> Perhaps you're right. She was 15, so it makes sense.
Hmm...
<tries to consider breats-sizes among his youngest brother's girlfriend and
stops before the CIA shows up (I'm abroad, remember?)>
Not really.
NightShade
Sean McManus wrote:
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Sean McManus
>
>Sean McManus wrote in message <6r8ofg$f4c$1...@nntp1.u.washington.edu>...
>>
get
about
>>
Sean McManus
>I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
>
>Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where you
get
>the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack) about
>how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on the
>materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
>
>Need I say more...
Was I the only person who thought of this?
Astos
ruler" <MapSI...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> NightShade wrote:
> >
> > Phoenix Gamma wrote:
> >
> > > On Mon, 17 Aug 1998 01:07:21 -0700, "Sean McManus"
> > > <smcm...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
> > >
> > > #I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
> > > #
> > > #Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where
> > > you get
> > > #the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack)
> > > about
> > > #how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on
> > > the
> > > #materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
> > > #
> > > #Need I say more...
> > >
> > > Nah! Nice, round small breasts are much better than big huge, bulging
> > > melon-like breasts, I think!
> > >
> > > Give me something I can just cup in my hands, any day of the week. :)
> > > -me
> > >
> >
> > Small hands, eh? :-)
>
> You know what small hands mean......
Yeah... small gloves!
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Sean McManus wrote in message <6r9875$14la$1...@nntp1.u.washington.edu>...
>Sean McManus wrote in message <6r8ofg$f4c$1...@nntp1.u.washington.edu>...
>>I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
>>
>>Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where you
>get
>>the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack) about
>>how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on the
>>materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
>>
Crowly
Richard Goldman
> Sean McManus wrote:
>
> > David Bilaszewski wrote in message ...
> > >
> > >Sean McManus wrote in message <6r8ofg$f4c$1...@nntp1.u.washington.edu>...
> > >>I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
> > >>
> > >>Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where you
> > get
> > >>the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack)
> > about
> > >>how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on the
> > >>materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
> > >>
> > >>Need I say more...
> > >>
> > >>
> > >
> > >She has small brests at this part of the game because she is a child.
> >
> > Perhaps you're right. She was 15, so it makes sense.
>
> Hmm...
> <tries to consider breats-sizes among his youngest brother's girlfriend and
> stops before the CIA shows up (I'm abroad, remember?)>
> Not really.
Funny.. Mario doesn't sound like a broad's name...
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>From: NightShade <donnotspamma...@hotmail.com>
>Date: Mon, Aug 17, 1998 04:46 EDT
>Message-id: <35D7EDF4...@hotmail.com>
>
>
>
>Sean McManus wrote:
>
>> I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
>>
>> Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where you get
>> the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack) about
>> how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on the
>> materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
>>
>> Need I say more...
>
>
>Wow! An alternative to silicone for all women on earth! You should register
>the
>method! You'll be rich, Sean! Are there any known side-effects?
Cool, something that makes DD+ breasts look REAL!!!!!
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>
> Sean McManus wrote:
>
> > I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
> >
> > Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where you get
> > the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack) about
> > how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on the
> > materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
> >
> > Need I say more...
>
> Wow! An alternative to silicone for all women on earth! You should register the
> method! You'll be rich, Sean! Are there any known side-effects?
> --
> NightShade
> AIM: ShadeAGFF
Slutiness in the patient.
Slipgate
NightShade
Ismail 'Slipgate' Saeed wrote:
> NightShade wrote:
> >
> > Sean McManus wrote:
> >
> > > I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
> > >
> > > Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where you get
> > > the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack) about
> > > how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on the
> > > materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
> > >
> > > Need I say more...
> >
> > Wow! An alternative to silicone for all women on earth! You should register the
> > method! You'll be rich, Sean! Are there any known side-effects?
> > --
> > NightShade
> > AIM: ShadeAGFF
>
> Slutiness in the patient.
>
> Slipgate
LOL!
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> >
> >Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where you
> get
> >the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack) about
> >how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on the
> >materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
> >
> >Need I say more...
>
I sure hope so.......
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Sean McManus
>big breasts would just be cause for hinderance.
You might be right. That's why she sometimes "Misses" with her limit breaks
:)
The "Yeah" probably means her breasts gave her extra "power."
>Sean McManus wrote in message <6r9875$14la$1...@nntp1.u.washington.edu>...
Sean McManus
>most perved to bring it up perhaps.
>heh.
>their small so she can fight better . *lamer*
Then how come she fights BETTER when they're bigger?
Number 6
Sean McManus wrote:
> I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
>
> Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where you get
> the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack) about
> how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on the
> materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
>
> Need I say more...
Wasn't she like 10 in that flashback?
6
Sean McManus
No. 15. There were 2 flashbacks. The one with Sephiroth was 5 years ago.
Magus8472
>
> Crowly wrote in message <6r9fn5$dd5$1...@newton2.pacific.net.sg>...
> >big breasts would just be cause for hinderance.
>
> You might be right. That's why she sometimes "Misses" with her limit breaks
> :)
>
> The "Yeah" probably means her breasts gave her extra "power."
That's just sick......Sorry, but I had to say that....
>
> >Sean McManus wrote in message <6r9875$14la$1...@nntp1.u.washington.edu>...
> >>Sean McManus wrote in message <6r8ofg$f4c$1...@nntp1.u.washington.edu>...
> >>>I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
> >>>
> >>>Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where you
> >>get
> >>>the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack)
> about
> >>>how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on
> the
> >>>materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
> >>>
> >>>Need I say more...
> >>
> >>
> >>Was I the only person who thought of this?
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
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>
>
>V. Valorath the benevolent ruler wrote:
>
>> NightShade wrote:
>> >
>> > Phoenix Gamma wrote:
>> >
>> > > On Mon, 17 Aug 1998 01:07:21 -0700, "Sean McManus"
>> > > <smcm...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
>> > >
>> > > #I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
>> > > #
>> > > #Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where
>> > > you get
>> > > #the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack)
>> > > about
>> > > #how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on
>> > > the
>> > > #materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
>> > > #
>> > > #Need I say more...
>> > >
>> > > Nah! Nice, round small breasts are much better than big huge, bulging
>> > > melon-like breasts, I think!
>> > >
>> > > Give me something I can just cup in my hands, any day of the week. :)
>> > > -me
>> > >
>> >
>> > Small hands, eh? :-)
>>
>> You know what small hands mean......
>>
>
> And you surely know the saying including a "better a... than a...", I bet :-)
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>
> <<<<<<<<
> "BTW, this sort of dawned on me, you know in every FF game, Phoenix Down's are
> virtually availble everywhere in the world, and for a rather cheap price might
> i add. So really, doesn't that just about make every person on that world
> immortal? Who needs a cure for cancer, they got the entire idea of death beat."
>
> -ArmyGuy42
>
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>
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> Daniel
Of Course, In FF3us they were Called 'Fenix Downs'. Damn Square. :-).
Phoenix Gamma
<smcm...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
#Phoenix Gamma wrote in message
<35d7f00c...@news.intra.bt.com>...
#
#>Nah! Nice, round small breasts are much better than big huge,
bulging
#>melon-like breasts, I think!
#
#
#I never said big breats were better, so what are you talking about?
#
I know. I just wanted to talk about breasts! :)
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<smcm...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
#
#
#Well, I have no clue. I get the small hands one, though. (I have big
#hands...hehehe).
...and you know what they say about people who have to try and brag
about size... :>
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<35D8B2...@worldnet.att.net>. CK Grabbed it, and it read...
<Of Course, In FF3us they were Called 'Fenix Downs'. Damn Square. :-).
Here's my question: How do they PRODUCE all these Phoenix Downs? You'd
think they have to have several manufacturing plants with a buch of
Phoenixes that have their down picked clean daily...but there's only one
Phoenix, and in each game it's either already dead and it esper/summon form,
or it's in the wild, so...
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Magus8472
>
> As ChocoboKick was sitting in the throne room of his mighty castle, one of
> the palace guards came in holding an important message
> <35D8B2...@worldnet.att.net>. CK Grabbed it, and it read...
>
> <Of Course, In FF3us they were Called 'Fenix Downs'. Damn Square. :-).
>
> Here's my question: How do they PRODUCE all these Phoenix Downs? You'd
> think they have to have several manufacturing plants with a buch of
> Phoenixes that have their down picked clean daily...but there's only one
> Phoenix, and in each game it's either already dead and it esper/summon form,
> or it's in the wild, so...
>
screwed up and actually called them Fenix Downs. Whoops!)
Number 6
> >
> > Wasn't she like 10 in that flashback?
>
> No. 15. There were 2 flashbacks. The one with Sephiroth was 5 years ago.
Ok, she was just built like a ten year old boy then :p6
Matt Williams
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Magus8472 <mack-s.f.@worldnet.att.net> wrote in article
<35D88A...@worldnet.att.net>...
> Sean McManus wrote:
> >
> > Crowly wrote in message <6r9fn5$dd5$1...@newton2.pacific.net.sg>...
> > >big breasts would just be cause for hinderance.
> >
> > You might be right. That's why she sometimes "Misses" with her limit
breaks
> > :)
> >
> > The "Yeah" probably means her breasts gave her extra "power."
>
> That's just sick......Sorry, but I had to say that....
>
> >
> > >Sean McManus wrote in message
<6r9875$14la$1...@nntp1.u.washington.edu>...
> > >>Sean McManus wrote in message
<6r8ofg$f4c$1...@nntp1.u.washington.edu>...
> > >>>I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
> > >>>
> > >>>Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where
you
> > >>get
> > >>>the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack)
> > about
> > >>>how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest
on
> > the
> > >>>materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
> > >>>
> > >>>Need I say more...
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Was I the only person who thought of this?
> > >>
> > >>
> > >
> > >
>
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Bob, master of old, rotting newspapers
+0200 after a long vacation, Bob discovered several very nasty letters
from NightShade <donnotspamma...@hotmail.com> regarding the
$201 he owed to The Forerunners of Doom. One of them reads thusly:
»V. Valorath the benevolent ruler wrote:
»
»> NightShade wrote:
»> >
»> > Phoenix Gamma wrote:
»> >
»> > > On Mon, 17 Aug 1998 01:07:21 -0700, "Sean McManus"
»> > > <smcm...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
»> > >
»> > > #I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
»> > > #
»> > > #Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where
»> > > you get
»> > > #the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack)
»> > > about
»> > > #how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on
»> > > the
»> > > #materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
»> > > #
»> > > #Need I say more...
»> > >
»> > > Nah! Nice, round small breasts are much better than big huge, bulging
»> > > melon-like breasts, I think!
»> > >
»> > > Give me something I can just cup in my hands, any day of the week. :)
»> > > -me
»> > >
»> >
»> > Small hands, eh? :-)
»>
»> You know what small hands mean......
»>
»
» And you surely know the saying including a "better a... than a...", I bet :-)
Yes, an ellipsis followed be a space is *much* better than an ellipsis
followed by a quotation mark. <rolls eyes>
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Bob, master of old, rotting newspapers
-0700 after a long vacation, Bob discovered several very nasty letters
from "Sean McManus" <smcm...@u.washington.edu> regarding the $29 he
owed to University of Washington. One of them reads thusly:
»Charon wrote in message
»<1ddvw7t.173...@sji-ca2-36.ix.netcom.com>...
»>Sean McManus <smcm...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
»>
»>> I found out how Tifa got big breasts (I think).
»>>
»>> Remember in the flashback, when they go the materia fountain (where you
»get
»>> the 2nd Elemental) and Sephiroth is talking to Cloud (actually Zack)
»about
»>> how materia is formed. During this time, Tifa is resting her chest on
»the
»>> materia fountain. She's sort of flat chested here, but afterwards...
»>>
»>> Need I say more...
»>
»> Yeah. Try explaining the fact that she already had to wear
»>orthopedic underwear even before this happened.
»
»
»Cloud was making a joke.
Oh yeah... Well what color are Sepheroth's eyes, Mr. Smarty Pants?
»> Charon
»>
»>-------------------------------------
»>O complete master of FF7 trivia... :P
»>-------------------------------------
»
»
Bob, master of old, rotting newspapers
-0700 after a long vacation, Bob discovered several very nasty letters
owed to University of Washington. One of them reads thusly:
»Crowly wrote in message <6r9fmh$dct$1...@newton2.pacific.net.sg>...
»>most perved to bring it up perhaps.
»>heh.
»>their small so she can fight better . *lamer*
»
»
»Then how come she fights BETTER when they're bigger?
Because she has FightingSkillUP materia implanted in her breasts.
Bob, master of old, rotting newspapers
GMT after a long vacation, Bob discovered several very nasty letters
from sup...@usa.net (Phoenix Gamma) regarding the $16 he owed to BT
Labs, Martlesham Heath, Ipswich, UK. One of them reads thusly:
»On Mon, 17 Aug 1998 04:55:30 -0700, "Sean McManus"
»<smcm...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
»
»#
»#
»#Well, I have no clue. I get the small hands one, though. (I have big
»#hands...hehehe).
»...and you know what they say about people who have to try and brag
»about size... :>
Yes. They have TEENY TINY PENISES.
akaroth
>
> »#Well, I have no clue. I get the small hands one, though. (I have big
> »#hands...hehehe).
> »...and you know what they say about people who have to try and brag
> »about size... :>
>
> Yes. They have TEENY TINY PENISES.
ROTFLOL.
--
akaroth
No matter what you are told, all religions have a shelf life. It's
just a matter of time untill Jesus becomes equivalent to the Gods of
Mythology such as Apollo or Zeus. These once proud and worshiped Gods
now have the privilege of having truckstops and sea food specials
named after them. It is also just a matter of time until the trivial-
ization of Jesus becomes so great that Corporate America will begin
to milk (his image) to whore their useless products to the public.
- Michael Page
Bob, Ruler of Several Things, Most of Them Wristwatch Related
from enemy agent akaroth <aka...@geocities.com> to Heterosexual men
attracted to Max Weinberg (HMAMW), an organization bent on conquering
alt.games.final-fantasy. The message, <35E3E7...@geocities.com>,
when decoded, reads thusly:
»Bob, master of old, rotting newspapers wrote:
»>
»> »#Well, I have no clue. I get the small hands one, though. (I have big
»> »#hands...hehehe).
»> »...and you know what they say about people who have to try and brag
»> »about size... :>
»>
»> Yes. They have TEENY TINY PENISES.
»
»ROTFLOL.
What's so funny about that? It's only really funny when I'm walking
down the street talking to a friend & I shout out somthing like that
and everybody starts looking at us funny. That's cool.
Bob, AGFF God and Prince of AGFF
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>
> »> Yes. They have TEENY TINY PENISES.
> »
> »ROTFLOL.
>
> What's so funny about that? It's only really funny when I'm walking
> down the street talking to a friend & I shout out somthing like that
> and everybody starts looking at us funny. That's cool.
That's what it was the equivalent of... destroying the ridiculous facade
of subtlety :)
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Phoenix Gamma
Ruler of Several Things, Most of Them Wristwatch Related) wrote:
#What's so funny about that? It's only really funny when I'm walking
#down the street talking to a friend & I shout out somthing like that
#and everybody starts looking at us funny. That's cool.
#
I'll tell you what isn't cool, though. When you're at work or out
socially doing something which isn't sexual at all in any way, and you
get an errection for no apparent reason. That's really awkward
because you have to keep on shuffling about and surreptitiously
putting your hands in your pockets to adjust your underwear and you
get paranoid that people know what you're doing...
I hate that. It sucks. It's embarrassing. I don't like being
embrrassed. Especially not like that!
-me
"The most beautiful thing you've ever seen, spits bile into your eye..."
Claude Valentine
>embrrassed. Especially not like that!
UGGGH!! I hate that!!! The sad thing is, people never really do notice it,
but us males get embarassed, anyway. :-)
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A PROUD Member of Okay-Hentai : A group that doesn't mind
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I have some reeeaally cool materia, and YOU can't have any:
[GREEN] Whupyoassnigga : Teaches "Kickass 1, 2, and 3"
[GREEN] Guard : Teaches "AFIR, ALIT, and AICE"
[RED] Banjo : Summons "Banjo", The Amazing Three-Legged Cat
[RED] Vocaat : Summons "Vocaat", The Frighteningly Feminine Man
[PURPLE] Protection : Protects against "Pregnancy" and "VD".
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Claude's RPG Questions:
How do bracelets raise your defense? -FF7
Why does Barret think it's safer to split into two parties? -FF7
How come Cyan is known well for talking in "Thees & Thous", however
he only says "Thou" twice in the game? -FF6
How come Americans can't read the words "Holy" and "Death?" - FF4, FF6
Why did Locke swear to protect Terra always, then proceed to ignore
her, once Celes showed up? - FF6
If almost everyone in the Empire hated Kefka, why did they
not gather a group and kill him? - FF6
How come Ryu is silent almost always during the game, but suddenly
he'll just come out and say something? (Usually something dumb.) - BoF
Where the hell does Crono's mother sleep?? - CT
Why doesn't Magus just join the party AND restore Glenn's form? - CT
How come you can only go to a few SPECIFIC years in time? - CT
Why are your two followers so damn STUPID?? - SoM
What the hell was Square thinking?!?! - SoE
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