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C. Hanson

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Pidgeons (and doves, same critter) have such strong digestive systems that
they can digest iron filings. Also, they are the only type of the bird
who can actually suck up water, instead of having to put the water in
their beak then throw it back, like they're drinking whisky.

The conclusion:
Pidgeons suck.
Also, they are obviously evil, evil creatures and are out to destroy us
all. If one was to create giant pidgeons, they could swallow us whole.
They would be the perfect army.

Except for my pidgeon. He's cute. He's the smallest pidgeon in the
world, only about four inches long, not including the tail.

-Corynn-


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Also hear that pigeon shit is extremely poisonous. The point, well, there
is none I guess, this just made me remember that for some strange reason.
And yes, they are evil, very very evil! o_0

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Thist Ryt, Knight of Ryt

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<steps out of shadows, bows, reads computer terminal>>

>Also hear that pigeon shit is extremely poisonous.

As opposed to any other animal's, which is perfectly okay to consume?

>The point, well, there is none I guess, this just made me remember that for
>some strange reason. And yes, they are evil, very very evil! o_0

Evil? Try Armadillos. They are evil incarnate.

<frowns thoughtfully, bows, and steps back into the shadows>

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ZeraphiCo

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On Wed, 21 Apr 1999 22:28:01 -0700, "C. Hanson"
<cor...@u.washington.edu> wrote:

>
>Pidgeons (and doves, same critter) have such strong digestive systems that
>they can digest iron filings. Also, they are the only type of the bird
>who can actually suck up water, instead of having to put the water in
>their beak then throw it back, like they're drinking whisky.
>
>The conclusion:
>Pidgeons suck.
>Also, they are obviously evil, evil creatures and are out to destroy us
>all. If one was to create giant pidgeons, they could swallow us whole.
>They would be the perfect army.
>
>Except for my pidgeon. He's cute. He's the smallest pidgeon in the
>world, only about four inches long, not including the tail.
>
>-Corynn-

Mabye that is why they are referred to as the 'flying rat'. Actually
the only reason they are even in this country is because some shit
head of a wealthy person back then thought they looked so darn cute in
Paris...ah well us humans are always messin up stuff...

BTW...your sig is very long....kinda annoying actually..

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C. Hanson

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On Fri, 23 Apr 1999, it was written:

> >The conclusion:
> >Pidgeons suck.
> >Also, they are obviously evil, evil creatures and are out to destroy us
> >all. If one was to create giant pidgeons, they could swallow us whole.
> >They would be the perfect army.
> >
> >Except for my pidgeon. He's cute. He's the smallest pidgeon in the
> >world, only about four inches long, not including the tail.
> >
> >-Corynn-
>
> Mabye that is why they are referred to as the 'flying rat'. Actually
> the only reason they are even in this country is because some shit
> head of a wealthy person back then thought they looked so darn cute in
> Paris...ah well us humans are always messin up stuff...

Yes, that's one of the reasons they're evil...they contribute to the
destruction of native birds. Along with starlings. Evil birds.

>
> BTW...your sig is very long....kinda annoying actually..

I know, it's that way on purpose. I'm glad you noticed.
(You might also notice that I rarely use it)

-Corynn-


PeanutM4Ms

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Thist Ryt, Knight of Ryt said...

><steps out of shadows, bows, reads computer terminal>>
>
>>Also hear that pigeon shit is extremely poisonous.
>
>As opposed to any other animal's, which is perfectly okay to consume?
>
>>The point, well, there is none I guess, this just made me remember that for
>>some strange reason. And yes, they are evil, very very evil! o_0
>
>Evil? Try Armadillos. They are evil incarnate.
>
><frowns thoughtfully, bows, and steps back into the shadows>

:( Don't insult the armadillos. They are CUTE!

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DataLore Realm

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No no, the truely most evil animal of all is the Rabbit. Ever see Monty
Pythons Search for the Holy Grail? That is no ordinary rabbit, but a most
fearsome creature. ;-P

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While shamelessly flaunting his nipples, DataLore Realm wrote:

> No no, the truely most evil animal of all is the Rabbit. Ever see Monty
> Pythons Search for the Holy Grail? That is no ordinary rabbit, but a most
> fearsome creature. ;-P

Naw, that rabbit was extreme in its evilnes. True evil are hamsters.
They sit there, looking cute and cuddly, then when you try to touch them,
they suddenly rear up and try to bite the heck out of you. And they can
give you ringworm.

-Corynn-


PeanutM4Ms

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C. Hanson said...

Dogs are evil too. What about guinea pigs? Are they evil?

M.W.F.

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Check this out, straight from the mouth of C. Hanson ...

>
> While shamelessly flaunting his nipples, DataLore Realm wrote:
>
> > No no, the truely most evil animal of all is the Rabbit. Ever see Monty
> > Pythons Search for the Holy Grail? That is no ordinary rabbit, but a most
> > fearsome creature. ;-P
>
> Naw, that rabbit was extreme in its evilnes. True evil are hamsters.
> They sit there, looking cute and cuddly, then when you try to touch them,
> they suddenly rear up and try to bite the heck out of you. And they can
> give you ringworm.

If you get ringworm from them, it's yer own fault. You supposed to cook
them at 350 degrees for 35 minutes at least!
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While shamelessly flaunting his nipples, PeanutM4Ms wrote:

> >> No no, the truely most evil animal of all is the Rabbit. Ever see Monty
> >> Pythons Search for the Holy Grail? That is no ordinary rabbit, but a most
> >> fearsome creature. ;-P
> >
> >Naw, that rabbit was extreme in its evilnes. True evil are hamsters.
> >They sit there, looking cute and cuddly, then when you try to touch them,
> >they suddenly rear up and try to bite the heck out of you. And they can
> >give you ringworm.
>

> Dogs are evil too. What about guinea pigs? Are they evil?

Dogs are not evil! They are the most loving, loyal, happy creatures there
ever was! Except for Chow Chows and American bred German Shepards, they
are evil
Guinea pigs are just stupid. Did you know they can't look down, so
they'll walk right off of table tops and break their necks without ever
knowing what happened?
*blinks*
Hey, I'm seeing one of Peanuts actual, orinal posts. It's been a long
time since that happened.

-Corynn-

PeanutM4Ms

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C. Hanson said...

Don't insult the guinea pig! :( I like them. They're cute and huggable.
What about chinchillas? I finally saw one on the Martha Stewart show (hey, I
was tired!). Yes, dogs are evil. The one we have now chewed up one of my
futons and a book... Along with my ID! :( I also have to remember not to
leave food too close to the edge... She's nice and friendly and all that, but
I still want to kill her. Dammit, I'd better stop now or my hatred will rise
along with my blood pressure.

Tangentially, think your news server is homophobic?

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DataLore Realm wrote:

> No no, the truely most evil animal of all is the Rabbit. Ever see Monty
> Pythons Search for the Holy Grail? That is no ordinary rabbit, but a most
> fearsome creature. ;-P

The ones with "big sharp pointy teeth like this"?
They're easy to kill, you just need a Holy Handgrenade...

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DataLore Realm

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Yes! The Holy Handgrenade! Now that's the weapon of choice!

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[snip]

> Dispenser of the Mystical Sex Change coupons (They are one time only so two at
> a time are given out unless I'm in a bad mood or the person asking annoys me)
> and a nearly mastered "Dominate All" materia (One AP off so you can have 2
> after any battle).

That reminds me: can I have a M.S.C. coupon?

I've always wished I was female. There are so many more ways to
masturbate...

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DataLore Realm worte:

> The Hairless Donkey <hairles...@coolmail.com> wrote in message
> news:37283F32...@coolmail.com...
> >
> >
> > DataLore Realm wrote:
> >
> > > No no, the truely most evil animal of all is the Rabbit. Ever see Monty
> > > Pythons Search for the Holy Grail? That is no ordinary rabbit, but a
> most
> > > fearsome creature. ;-P
> >
> >
> >
> > The ones with "big sharp pointy teeth like this"?
> > They're easy to kill, you just need a Holy Handgrenade...
> >

> Yes! The Holy Handgrenade! Now that's the weapon of choice!

"The Second Dimension of Frame Quality, The Color Depth, refers to the number of the counting,
be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, 'Bless This, O Lord,
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rejoice and did feast opon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans
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just a moment to inform us of...

> While shamelessly flaunting his nipples, DataLore Realm wrote:
>
> > No no, the truely most evil animal of all is the Rabbit. Ever see Monty
> > Pythons Search for the Holy Grail? That is no ordinary rabbit, but a most
> > fearsome creature. ;-P
>
> Naw, that rabbit was extreme in its evilnes. True evil are hamsters.
> They sit there, looking cute and cuddly, then when you try to touch them,
> they suddenly rear up and try to bite the heck out of you. And they can
> give you ringworm.

I'm writing a book, The Hamster. It's about a hamster... His
contemplation of life, death, pain, and pleasure... his eventual mental
breakdown and demise... It'll be a GREAT childrens story ne???

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Whilst looking at some Sonic the Hedgehog hentai, M.W.F. stops for just a
moment to inform us of...
> Check this out, straight from the mouth of C. Hanson ...
> >
> > While shamelessly flaunting his nipples, DataLore Realm wrote:
> >
> > > No no, the truely most evil animal of all is the Rabbit. Ever see Monty
> > > Pythons Search for the Holy Grail? That is no ordinary rabbit, but a most
> > > fearsome creature. ;-P
> >
> > Naw, that rabbit was extreme in its evilnes. True evil are hamsters.
> > They sit there, looking cute and cuddly, then when you try to touch them,
> > they suddenly rear up and try to bite the heck out of you. And they can
> > give you ringworm.
>
> If you get ringworm from them, it's yer own fault. You supposed to cook
> them at 350 degrees for 35 minutes at least!

Why is the word 'ham' in the word 'hamster'?
Why do we say 'goodbye' to people we don't like instead of 'leave!
never come back!'
Why do people sing that horrid 'rock a bye baby' song to kids? ;_;
The bough breaks letting the baby in the cradle fall to an untimely
demise!!WTF is a baby doing up in a tree in a damn cradle anyway??? I
hated that song as a child, it gave me nightmares... I hated it!!!
AGH!!!!!!!! ;_; Horrid scari abusive song!!!!

C. Hanson

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On Fri, 30 Apr 1999, Crunchie wrote:

> Whilst looking at some Sonic the Hedgehog hentai, C. Hanson stops for

> just a moment to inform us of...

> > While shamelessly flaunting his nipples, DataLore Realm wrote:
> >
> > > No no, the truely most evil animal of all is the Rabbit. Ever see Monty
> > > Pythons Search for the Holy Grail? That is no ordinary rabbit, but a most
> > > fearsome creature. ;-P
> >
> > Naw, that rabbit was extreme in its evilnes. True evil are hamsters.
> > They sit there, looking cute and cuddly, then when you try to touch them,
> > they suddenly rear up and try to bite the heck out of you. And they can
> > give you ringworm.
>

> I'm writing a book, The Hamster. It's about a hamster... His
> contemplation of life, death, pain, and pleasure... his eventual mental
> breakdown and demise... It'll be a GREAT childrens story ne???

Ahhh! Hamsters!
*hides under the bed with Ryo-Ohki*

-Corynn-
I remember this post was originally about pidgeons.

C. Hanson

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On Fri, 30 Apr 1999, Crunchie wrote:

> > > > No no, the truely most evil animal of all is the Rabbit. Ever see Monty
> > > > Pythons Search for the Holy Grail? That is no ordinary rabbit, but a most
> > > > fearsome creature. ;-P
> > >
> > > Naw, that rabbit was extreme in its evilnes. True evil are hamsters.
> > > They sit there, looking cute and cuddly, then when you try to touch them,
> > > they suddenly rear up and try to bite the heck out of you. And they can
> > > give you ringworm.
> >

> > If you get ringworm from them, it's yer own fault. You supposed to cook
> > them at 350 degrees for 35 minutes at least!
>
> Why is the word 'ham' in the word 'hamster'?

I forget

> Why do we say 'goodbye' to people we don't like instead of 'leave!
> never come back!'

I say, "Get the hell out of my house, you little fuck"

> Why do people sing that horrid 'rock a bye baby' song to kids? ;_;
> The bough breaks letting the baby in the cradle fall to an untimely
> demise!!WTF is a baby doing up in a tree in a damn cradle anyway??? I
> hated that song as a child, it gave me nightmares... I hated it!!!
> AGH!!!!!!!! ;_; Horrid scari abusive song!!!!

Mom used to sing me the song about the old man who played nick-knack
this old man, he played one, he played nick-knack on my thumb,
with a nick-knack paddy-wack, give a dog a bone, this old man went rolling
home.
...
Damn, that song has suddenly taken on new meaning. Ack! This NG has
ruined my innocent song!
OH well

-Corynn-


K-Ecchi

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C. Hanson (cor...@u.washington.edu) sez...

>
> On Fri, 30 Apr 1999, Crunchie wrote:
>
> > > > > No no, the truely most evil animal of all is the Rabbit. Ever see Monty
> > > > > Pythons Search for the Holy Grail? That is no ordinary rabbit, but a most
> > > > > fearsome creature. ;-P
> > > >
> > > > Naw, that rabbit was extreme in its evilnes. True evil are hamsters.
> > > > They sit there, looking cute and cuddly, then when you try to touch them,
> > > > they suddenly rear up and try to bite the heck out of you. And they can
> > > > give you ringworm.
> > >
> > > If you get ringworm from them, it's yer own fault. You supposed to cook
> > > them at 350 degrees for 35 minutes at least!
> >
> > Why is the word 'ham' in the word 'hamster'?
>
> I forget
>
> > Why do we say 'goodbye' to people we don't like instead of 'leave!
> > never come back!'
>
> I say, "Get the hell out of my house, you little fuck"
>
> > Why do people sing that horrid 'rock a bye baby' song to kids? ;_;
> > The bough breaks letting the baby in the cradle fall to an untimely
> > demise!!WTF is a baby doing up in a tree in a damn cradle anyway??? I
> > hated that song as a child, it gave me nightmares... I hated it!!!
> > AGH!!!!!!!! ;_; Horrid scari abusive song!!!!
>
> Mom used to sing me the song about the old man who played nick-knack
> this old man, he played one, he played nick-knack on my thumb,
> with a nick-knack paddy-wack, give a dog a bone

...r.

(Sorry. I just looked at my dog, and realized he hasn't been neutered
yet, and saw him trying to hump the cat, and, well...)



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> I've always wished I was female. There are so many more ways to
> masturbate...

There愀 NOTHING that men can愒 do also.You just need to get a few inches
further to the rear.

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Crunchie wrote:

> Whilst looking at some Sonic the Hedgehog hentai, M.W.F. stops for just a


> moment to inform us of...

> > Check this out, straight from the mouth of C. Hanson ...
> > >

> > > While shamelessly flaunting his nipples, DataLore Realm wrote:
> > >
> > > > No no, the truely most evil animal of all is the Rabbit. Ever see Monty
> > > > Pythons Search for the Holy Grail? That is no ordinary rabbit, but a most
> > > > fearsome creature. ;-P
> > >
> > > Naw, that rabbit was extreme in its evilnes. True evil are hamsters.
> > > They sit there, looking cute and cuddly, then when you try to touch them,
> > > they suddenly rear up and try to bite the heck out of you. And they can
> > > give you ringworm.
> >
> > If you get ringworm from them, it's yer own fault. You supposed to cook
> > them at 350 degrees for 35 minutes at least!
>
> Why is the word 'ham' in the word 'hamster'?

Because "ster" is a stupid name for an animal.


> Why do we say 'goodbye' to people we don't like instead of 'leave!
> never come back!'

I never say goodbye to people I don't like. I say "Fuck you".


> Why do people sing that horrid 'rock a bye baby' song to kids? ;_;
> The bough breaks letting the baby in the cradle fall to an untimely
> demise!!WTF is a baby doing up in a tree in a damn cradle anyway??? I
> hated that song as a child, it gave me nightmares... I hated it!!!
> AGH!!!!!!!! ;_; Horrid scari abusive song!!!!

Interesting question, but I have a better one. Why don't eggs taste like chicken?

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<snip>


>Interesting question, but I have a better one. Why don't eggs taste like chicken?

Because they taste like cum.

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Delete Me wrote:

> On Sun, 02 May 1999 20:18:37 +1000, The Hairless Donkey
> <hairles...@coolmail.com> wrote:
>
> <snip>
> >Interesting question, but I have a better one. Why don't eggs taste like chicken?
>
> Because they taste like cum.

I did not need to know that....

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K-Ecchi

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Delete Me (dele...@mailcity.com) sez...

> On Sun, 02 May 1999 20:18:37 +1000, The Hairless Donkey
> <hairles...@coolmail.com> wrote:
>
> <snip>
> >Interesting question, but I have a better one. Why don't eggs taste like chicken?
>
> Because they taste like cum.

@_@

Pleasant. Quite pleasant.

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XSpamarchy (xspam...@aol.com) sez...

> >>> Because they taste like cum.
> >>
> >>@_@
> >>
> >>Pleasant. Quite pleasant.
> >
> >What is pleasant?
> >The taste of cum, or the taste of eggs?
> >
> >~chazzie-chan
>
> Since someone noted that they taste the same, I would assume that k-ecchi likes
> both.
>
> XSpamarchy

::glare::

Shaddup.

M.W.F.

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OK, since I can't think of anything else to put in this section, I'll
just put this and mention the post from K-Ecchi that I'm replying to.

> XSpamarchy (xspam...@aol.com) sez...
> > >>> Because they taste like cum.
> > >>
> > >>@_@
> > >>
> > >>Pleasant. Quite pleasant.
> > >
> > >What is pleasant?
> > >The taste of cum, or the taste of eggs?
> > >
> > >~chazzie-chan
> >
> > Since someone noted that they taste the same, I would assume that k-ecchi likes
> > both.
> >
> > XSpamarchy
>
> ::glare::
>
> Shaddup.

Poor buddy. Maybe this'll make you feel better. I know it works for
Crunchie. (She loves this one :)

Chazzie-chan

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May 3, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/3/99
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While in search of nekkid chix in alt.games.final-fantasy.hentai,
k-e...@superkawaii.com (K-Ecchi) moaned in a lusty voice:

>...r.
>
>(Sorry. I just looked at my dog, and realized he hasn't been neutered
>yet, and saw him trying to hump the cat, and, well...)

So you decided to join in and make it a threesome?

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While in search of nekkid chix in alt.games.final-fantasy.hentai, The
Hairless Donkey <hairles...@coolmail.com> moaned in a lusty voice:

>Interesting question, but I have a better one. Why don't eggs taste like chicken?

Because they taste like eggs. Here's a better one- Why do realllly
salty french fries when mixed with pretzles taste like chicken?

Chazzie-chan

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While in search of nekkid chix in alt.games.final-fantasy.hentai,
k-e...@superkawaii.com (K-Ecchi) moaned in a lusty voice:

>> Because they taste like cum.
>
>@_@
>
>Pleasant. Quite pleasant.

What is pleasant?
The taste of cum, or the taste of eggs?

~chazzie-chan

XSpamarchy

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>>> Because they taste like cum.
>>
>>@_@
>>
>>Pleasant. Quite pleasant.
>
>What is pleasant?
>The taste of cum, or the taste of eggs?
>
>~chazzie-chan

Since someone noted that they taste the same, I would assume that k-ecchi likes
both.

XSpamarchy

XSpamarchy

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>XSpamarchy (xspam...@aol.com) sez...
>::glare::
>
>Shaddup.
>
>=====================
>= Evil Lord K-Ecchi =
>=====================
>
>k-e...@superkawaii.com
>
>AIM: kEcchi303

Touchy, touchy.

XSpamarchy

K-Ecchi

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M.W.F. (screw....@m.com) sez...

[image]

::grins::

Thanks.

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> >(Sorry. I just looked at my dog, and realized he hasn't been neutered
> >yet, and saw him trying to hump the cat, and, well...)
>
> So you decided to join in and make it a threesome?

I think he SHOULD have done that.

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