Hot Chats on AIM
The Magnificent Bastard
up on IM's. If they seem cool, sometimes I chat with them. Last night
I was chatting with this little honey....here's the transcript -
-=bloodninja99=-: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice
aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
-=bloodninja99=-: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, -=bloodninja99=-.
-=bloodninja99=-: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard
hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
-=bloodninja99=-: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
-=bloodninja99=-: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real
beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
-=bloodninja99=-: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8
Sex of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
-=bloodninja99=-: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the
Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is
ridiculous.
-=bloodninja99=-: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer
of the lands.
-=bloodninja99=-: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your
body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2
Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
-=bloodninja99=-: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning
shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of
metal.
-=bloodninja99=-: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr.
Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends.
Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was because of him.
-=bloodninja99=-: You still there baby?
-=bloodninja99=-: Baby?
*** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on.
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"The Magnificent Bastard" <ma...@magnificentbastardproductions.com> wrote in
message news:MPG.1a35c1faa...@news.alt.net...
wesley
I like this one:
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep
it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are
in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the
game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your
ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to
charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned
feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some
phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as
skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red
ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
the end kind of sucks, but up until then, it's the best.
Edward Wedig
"adventures".
-Ed
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The Arranger
I think you did the right thing logging off, MB.
Are you now going to be using the name BritneySpears14 on ATS as well?
The Arranger
The Magnificent Bastard
the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -
> Go to bash.org and do a search on bloodninja. You'll get all of his
> "adventures".
Yeah, I posted all my chat logs on there.
>
> -Ed
The Magnificent Bastard
whenever it's told -
If you're going to try and make jokes, please "arrange" for them to be
funny.