Anyhow, its a great film and I'd advise anybody with a sense of humor to see
it instead of the hugely dissapointing StarWars: the Phantom Menace, which
was very accurately described as "a shoot out in a toy store"
If you do see APtSWSM stay sat at the end of the film for the extra two
scenes so that you can laugh at the people who think the shows over!
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The first AP movie was crap and I can't believe I even saw it, there's
no way I'm gonna see the second. I actually liked Phantom Menace and
saw it twice.
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Oh, side note... as many of you know, I have a kinda weird sense of
humor/normal sense of humor. But can you belive the recall on AP toys at
ToysRUs? They had two dolls, one AP doll that said random things (this is a
childs toy mind you) and one of the sayings was "I'm so horny". Now you tell me
that any kid should be hearing that, to me that is such a load of crap...
second, another AP toy that had AP with _major_ chest hair, and he said
something like "I've been shagged". Both of these toys are something a child
-should not- be hearing... I cannot belive ToysRUs, or the makers would ever
_make_ such a thing, for kids. I can see it for adults, older teens, but not
kids... its just wrong. Too many retards in America.... I can't wait till I'm
on power... none of this will ever happen.. I'm gonna get Adam Corrola (sp?)
from LoveLine, we will rule the world, and we won't have a screwed up Ameria
anymore... ;)
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Ahhhh! Its coming back! I am very anti-AP, and I haven't even seen it, to me it
looked very, well, gay. ;) I _loved_ StarWars:TPM,
I've seen it twice also... who was it that said we share a brain... and how'd
they know ;)
/me has seen TPM at 'the best cinema in the UK to see it' according to
Lucasarts
*grins*
> Indigo aka Anti-AustinPowers
So am I. . . .
Austin Powers is worse than those damned 'Ernest' movies of the late 80s and
early 90s. I wibble shamelessly at anyone caught up in it's hype =D
-Ping
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What the heck do you mean wibble? Well I'm gonna "bite" you (has NOTHING to do
with biting)
I haven't seen either film... but I've seen a trailer for the AP film, and
it looks, well, obvious. Idiot humour type of thing. I intend to see the new
star wars film, though- once I've seen the other three so I know the plot!
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I think it was great too! Thanks for reminding me. I'll go watch it again
after I bathe. I have the VCD you see. :o) I liked that part when Austin
Powers walked "naked" all over the hotel. Actually he wasn't really naked of
course. :o) I wonder how they got him out of the pool without getting him
wet...
>
> I haven't seen either film... but I've seen a trailer for the AP film, and
> it looks, well, obvious. Idiot humour type of thing. I intend to see the
new
> star wars film, though- once I've seen the other three so I know the plot!
Nyaah! no you should see EP1 first. Then see EP4, 5 and 6.
Honestly, it'll make more sense that way =)
Really?
She can watch 4, 5, and 6 and understand them, then watch 1, and understand it
and 4, 5, and 6. Or she could watch 1, not understand what the heck is going
on, then watch 4, 5, and 6 and understand them, then understand 1, maybe even
have to go see it again to understand 1 :)
How is seeing 1 first easier...?
~Mann
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Indigo <email_not_available@ask_me.meh> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 12 Aug 1999 22:52:45 +0100, "Dave Dennis :o)"
> <theo...@callnetuk.com> wrote:
> >Anyhow, its a great film and I'd advise anybody with a sense of humor to
see
> >it instead of the hugely dissapointing StarWars: the Phantom Menace,
which
> >was very accurately described as "a shoot out in a toy store"
>
> The first AP movie was crap and I can't believe I even saw it, there's
> no way I'm gonna see the second. I actually liked Phantom Menace and
> saw it twice.
>
It's not my type of movie.
So I won't see it.
The plot is a large reason I go see movies. The plot of all AP movies
(as is evident in the title of the second) is sexual innuendo, I find
that to be an extremely weak and pathetic plot, thus making me decide
I would rather spend my $7.00 on a movie that *has* a plot and won't
make me wish I wasn't $7.00 short.
Personal choice. If you like Austin Powers, great! I, however, do not.
=)
Indigo
heh. what i'd heard is that some americans didn't know what "shag" meant,
and they were going to have to change it...
>Anyhow, its a great film and I'd advise anybody with a sense of humor to see
>it instead of the hugely dissapointing StarWars: the Phantom Menace, which
>was very accurately described as "a shoot out in a toy store"
meh! only disappointing if you were expecting something life-changing. it was
brill!
>If you do see APtSWSM stay sat at the end of the film for the extra two
>scenes so that you can laugh at the people who think the shows over!
ok....
austin powers 2 was grossly over-rated, being, as it was, merely austin
powers 1 with about 5 new jokes and the rest recycled. it also came across
as much more smug, as if it didn't need to try hard, and as such lost nearly all
the charm of the original. it's too "trendy" now, anyhoo, to be any good.
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the gospel of the msp. respect!
3 for me! :)
tell ya, the fight at the end keeps getting better and better!
oh, you went, did you? i went and saw it for a third time at leicester square.
much fun, oh yes.
how about see 1, then wait for 2 and 3, then watch the rest? ;)
I liked Star Wars: The Phantom Menace too! I like both of them! AP and Star
Wars:TPM I mean. I can't wait till Star Wars Episode 2 comes out!!
Now, I don't understand. :o)
Ooohh... I just seen "The Sixth Sense". Now that was a great movie, not really
horror scary, but more of a mind thriller... very, very good. I for one think
it will become classic, because it is very well acted, and has one kicker for
an ending I loved every minute of it. I am very serious, I'd see it again, if I
only had the money (waits for check from GotoWorld ;) )
>
> How is seeing 1 first easier...?
>
'cuz Ep 1 basically sets the story for the rest of them . . . . . I know
some people who saw EP 4, 5 and 6 and didn't really 'get' them until they'd
seen Ep1
>
> oh, you went, did you? i went and saw it for a third time at leicester
square.
> much fun, oh yes.
>
Kwaha! you wouldn't belive the sound, Jimbo. . . it was. . . . . deafening.
. . . *jig* I'm going again.
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Luna <kr...@optonline.net> wrote in message
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>
> <<Austin Powers: the spy who...... me>>
> I think that's exactly the reason why the American producers thought
British
> would take offence... There were rumors that they wanted to change the
title
> of the movie in England because of the word shagged...
> Anyways, I think the first movie was MUCH better..... It was a lot
funnier,
> very sweet....... When you saw the first one, you weren't sure what you
> were going to see.... But the second one... You knew you were going to
laugh
> about sex. I liked it... but it was very obvious.... I especially liked
> "Just the Two Of Us" sang by Dr.Evil and Minime.
>
> Luna
>
> Dave Dennis :o) <theo...@callnetuk.com> wrote in message
> news:37b3...@eeyore.callnetuk.com...
> > I saw Austin Powers: the spy who...... the other day. I thought it was
> > great. Did you know that the Americans were dubious about releasing it
> > because they thought we'd take offence?
> >
> > Anyhow, its a great film and I'd advise anybody with a sense of humor to
> see
> > it instead of the hugely dissapointing StarWars: the Phantom Menace,
which
> > was very accurately described as "a shoot out in a toy store"
> >
> > If you do see APtSWSM stay sat at the end of the film for the extra two
> > scenes so that you can laugh at the people who think the shows over!
> >
Didn't you?
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>
> Dave Dennis :o) wrote in message <37b3...@eeyore.callnetuk.com>...
> >I saw Austin Powers: the spy who...... the other day. I thought it was
> >great. Did you know that the Americans were dubious about releasing it
> >because they thought we'd take offence?
> >
> >Anyhow, its a great film and I'd advise anybody with a sense of humor to
> see
> >it instead of the hugely dissapointing StarWars: the Phantom Menace,
which
> >was very accurately described as "a shoot out in a toy store"
> >
> >If you do see APtSWSM stay sat at the end of the film for the extra two
> >scenes so that you can laugh at the people who think the shows over!
> >
> >Post your opinions
> >
> >--
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> >
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> >
> >
>
>
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Mannkind <mann...@aol.com.2.Sweet> wrote in message
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> >Nyaah! no you should see EP1 first. Then see EP4, 5 and 6.
> >
> >Honestly, it'll make more sense that way =)
>
> Really?
> She can watch 4, 5, and 6 and understand them, then watch 1, and
understand it
> and 4, 5, and 6. Or she could watch 1, not understand what the heck is
going
> on, then watch 4, 5, and 6 and understand them, then understand 1, maybe
even
> have to go see it again to understand 1 :)
>
> How is seeing 1 first easier...?
>
> ~Mann
heard about lucas in the mural in the palace?
i saw the terminator droids at watto's last time... still haven't caught indy jones
though.
s'very cool. fight gets better each time, doesn't it? :)
>
> heard about lucas in the mural in the palace?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Eh?
IMO, it's better to see 4, 5, and 6 first and then see 1 (and then 2
and 3). There are quite a few lines in 1 that aren't quite as
meaningful without having seen 4, 5, and 6 first.
Indigo "I don't have time to discuss this in a committee!!"
for the benefit of anyone who wasn't present in my chat with ping on icq last
night (i.e. everyone but me and him), try http://theforce.net for info on that 'un...
>
> for the benefit of anyone who wasn't present in my chat with ping on icq
last
> night (i.e. everyone but me and him), try http://theforce.net for info on
that 'un...
>
Yeh, it's in the prequels area and a little bit down on the main news page.
-Ping
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or... and this may be a hard pill to swallow, pingy....
maybe nobody else cares......
>
> or... and this may be a hard pill to swallow, pingy....
> maybe nobody else cares......
>
Bah! I refuse to belive that.
Why I had a dream about that mural last night. . . .I was sitting in the
cinema, and when "that" scene came on everyone took out their cameras and
started taking pictures of it. . . . . then I went back to driving around
the streets of London in a chicken suit.
i had a dream last night that i was looking out of my window and two planes
started flying really low, and then they crashed... it was terrible... then it turned
out that i was on an island called st. martin or summat like that where they
spoke dutch. hmm.
>jimbo <ji...@jammer.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
>>
>> or... and this may be a hard pill to swallow, pingy....
>> maybe nobody else cares......
>>
>
>Bah! I refuse to belive that.
>
>Why I had a dream about that mural last night. . . .I was sitting in the
>cinema, and when "that" scene came on everyone took out their cameras and
>started taking pictures of it. . . . . then I went back to driving around
>the streets of London in a chicken suit.
>
You sure you were dreaming for the second part, Pingy? <veg,d,&r>
>
>
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>
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>On Thu, 12 Aug 1999 22:52:45 +0100, "Dave Dennis :o)"
><theo...@callnetuk.com> wrote:
>>Anyhow, its a great film and I'd advise anybody with a sense of humor to see
>>it instead of the hugely dissapointing StarWars: the Phantom Menace, which
>>was very accurately described as "a shoot out in a toy store"
>
>The first AP movie was crap and I can't believe I even saw it, there's
>no way I'm gonna see the second. I actually liked Phantom Menace and
>saw it twice.
>
The second one is much better than the first one, it is probably worth
a look.
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no no no, other way round.
It means you're a sexual preditor. <gdr>
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>
> It means you're a sexual preditor. <gdr>
>
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>Graham Cox <c...@grahama99.freeserve.co.uk> wrote
>>On Fri, 13 Aug 1999 04:22:18 GMT, email_not_available@ask_me.meh
>>(Indigo) Gave forth this really invaluable piece of information:
>>
>>>On Thu, 12 Aug 1999 22:52:45 +0100, "Dave Dennis :o)"
>>><theo...@callnetuk.com> wrote:
>>>>Anyhow, its a great film and I'd advise anybody with a sense of humor to see
>>>>it instead of the hugely dissapointing StarWars: the Phantom Menace, which
>>>>was very accurately described as "a shoot out in a toy store"
>>>
>>>The first AP movie was crap and I can't believe I even saw it, there's
>>>no way I'm gonna see the second. I actually liked Phantom Menace and
>>>saw it twice.
>>>
>>
>>The second one is much better than the first one, it is probably worth
>>a look.
>
>no no no, other way round.
You think so? I prefered the second one personally.
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>Star Wars rules. What more can I say? Episode I: The Phantom Menace was by
>far the best movie this year.
>
I don't think so. <runs from all> I personally think the older three
were better stories, but the newer one helped make sense of some of
it. YMMV of course. Personally I would say that, so far, AP2 is the
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>Personally I would say that, so far, AP2 is the
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