The Life and Times of MPrilla
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The Life and Times of MPrilla
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This document contains some interesting messages made by MPrilla (or show
MPrilla getting banned).
The messages are presented as-is. No editing has been done other than
disguising the names and email addresses of third parties. No parts have
been
left out.
The messages are grouped by web location and appear in chronological order.
I toyed with the idea of introducing each message with a small description,
but
I figured I'd let MPrilla do all the talking. He paints the picture so much
clearer than anyone else ever could.
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
- A statement by MPrilla at the BGScripts group
(repeatedly proven a lie later on)
- MPrilla is banned from the IEEAIS group
- MPrilla's rules at his InfinityScripters group
- MPrilla makes new friends at the -Buffy- group
(warning: some offensive language)
- MPrilla comes out of the closet at SaramNet
(warning: some potentially offensive language)
- MPrilla makes new friends at alt.games.baldurs-gate
(warning: extremely offensive language)
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From: <Mpr...@aol.com>
To: <bgsc...@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2001 12:12 AM
Subject: Re: [BGScripts] Re: WOAH! BEFORE YOU GO!!
I will not ban anyone who has done nothing wrong at my group even if they
have done or been accused of something someware else.
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From: <AstroB...@aol.com>
Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2001 1:53 AM
Subject: Re: Mike Prilla
Hmm I do not want to lose you in the group over Mprilla thats for sure, and
I
am trying to not start a big fight with Mprilla. I am waiting for him to do
one thing out of line and he is banned. I know how bad the situation has
become because of him between his group and BW, and frankly I wish the man
would just disappear. I am trying to be diplomatic and not ban him simply on
the basis of who he is. However, I of course, want whats best for the group,
so If you can get (...) and a couple others to agree (which I know you
probably can), I will have to ban him. God I hate politics and I just want
to
script myself....
-Kensai Ryu
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From: <AstroB...@aol.com>
To: <IEE...@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2001 5:26 AM
Subject: [IEEAIS] Mprilla is banned from IEEAIS.
I have Banned Mike, aka Mprilla from this group, due to a message
that was off topic, and irrelevant to the group, and offensive. He
claims he was joking, which is besides the point. Jokes that are
offensive to others have no place in this group. I did not do this
banning lightly, but took into consideration many other things that
could have bearing on this situatiton.
If anyone else post comments that others find rude or offensive they
too will be banned. Hopefully I will not need to enforce this rule
again.
-Kensai Ryu the Moderator.
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From: <AstroB...@aol.com>
To: <IEE...@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Sunday, November 25, 2001 3:39 PM
Subject: Re: [IEEAIS] Mr Baldur's Gate = MPrilla
In a message dated 11/25/2001 2:16:43 AM Pacific Standard Time, (...)
writes:
| Hi Ryu,
|
| I have a solid suspicion that our friendly neighborhood poster Baldur's
Gate is
| another Mike Prilla alias.
|
| - The quote about "an army without night vision is just a bunch of guys
wearing
| the same uniform" was used before by Mike (some time ago, when discussing
the
| Level 1 Wizard Spells, to be precise).
|
| - Both seem to enjoy one-liners, with as little interpunction as possible.
|
| - Both aren't exactly linguistically gifted. Same spelling mistakes,
although
| Mike may have matured a bit in this respect. I still see stuff like
| "peanalized", but the massive amount of typos has shrunk a bit.
|
| - Both aren't exactly patient, caring or understanding. Just think of the
"go
| look it up" thing, and how he simply repeats his own opinion without
listening
| to what others have to offer.
|
| I say ban his ass right now. What do you think?
I have verified that this is Mprilla. Since he was banned, he will stay
banned,
in any alias.
-Kensai Ryu
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From: <Mpr...@aol.com>
To: <Infinity...@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Friday, November 16, 2001 11:44 PM
Subject: [InfinityScripters] Welcome and Rules
The Rules of InfinityScripters
These rules are sent to everyone automatically upon subscription,
unsubscribtion and upon banning.
They are also posted in the files area of the group.
Joining this group means you agree to comply with these rules.
1. No flame wars either started here or brought here from somewhere else.
2. No name calling of any kind. I.E. no calling anyone a troll or saying
they are trolling.
3. No racial, sexual or religious slurs etc.
4. Posts should be as on topic as possible a little drift off topic is OK
but I don't want basketball scores.
5. No talking about banned people they are gone and not to be talked about
anymore ever. You don't need to know why they were banned or what they did
they are just gone. If you choose to read the posts online only and miss
what got someone banned that's just too bad don't ask about it. No posts
saying I am glad they were banned and no posts saying I think they shouldn't
have been banned. No posts about a banned person at all ever. They don't
exists so don't talk about them.
6. No Spam
7. If I ask you to apologize to the group and the person you offend as a
condition of you staying in the group you will do so without any and's,
or's,
or buts and not attempt to shift blame on others and you will take full
responsibility for your actions in your apology and your post will consist
of
nothing but your apology and will be sincere. You will not ask what you are
apologizing for or a clarification of the rules or argue with me about your
apology you will just comply. A failure to comply with a proper, prompt and
sincere apology will get you banned.
8. Posts that violate these rules will probably be deleted don't ask about
them or why they were deleted your post asking about them will also be
deleted. If you missed a deleted post because you read the posts on line
only that is just too bad.
9. People who have been banned will probably have there posts deleted and
all posts addressed to them will be deleted.
10. There are three punishments I with either ask you to apologize or I will
ban you forever or I will moderate your posts if you violate these rules.
Either way offending posts will probably be deleted. I may if you prove
yourself take you off of moderation at sometime.
11. Punishments are at my discretion but once I ban someone they will not be
coming back ever.
12. No asking for clarification to the rules you all can read and you know
what they mean. If you have to ask if something violates the rules then it
violates the rules and should not be posted. Let me make that clear if you
think you have to ask if a post violates these rules then don't post it!
13. No trying to start a flame war with bringing up old things that
happened
on other boards. I don't care about it and neither does anyone else here.
I
don't care who was right or who was wrong either. This is a scripting board
talk about scripting.
14. No profanity or offensive posts and you know what is meant by this.
15. No bringing up the rules of other boards this is InfinityScripters you
will comply with the rules here on posts here I don't care what the rules
are
somewhere else.
16. No posting other peoples files here without there permission or posting
files from here somewhere else without the permission of the author.
17. Do not ever post to the group that you want to quit the group. If you
want to quit you can do it yourself by clicking on Edit My Membership from
any page in the group. Posting to the group that you want to quit is off
topic and rude. You joined the group voluntarily yourself take some
responsibility and quit yourself. Also if the e-mails from the group are
too
much for you you can set your membership to read on line only or get a daily
digest and still be a member.
18. Do not ever refer to the mail from this group as Spam or harassment
because you want to quit. It is not you voluntarily joined the group that
means you accepted any messages from it and you must quit the group yourself
You can do nothing to me or the group legally because you joined voluntarily
so don't threaten us like a baby because you want to quit. You knew how to
join you should know how to quit all you have to do is click on edit my
membership and either change your membership or quit. If you are sending
messages to the group saying I want to quit your messages are Spam and
harassing you are the spammer and harasser not the group.
19. Posts should be polite and nice and in an adult professional manner do
not insult, harass or belittle the other members of this group.
20. Do not send me messages from one E-mail address asking that another
E-mail address be unsubscribed. I will not do so. Do not ask that a Yahoo
ID be unsubscribed by sending a message from an E-mail not linked to that
Yahoo ID. If you do any of those things I will suspect you are trying to
get
someone else unsubscribed not yourself. Take care of your own subscription
and unsubscribtion and keep track of your own yahoo ID and password. If you
forget your Yahoo ID and/or password ask Yahoo for them not me! If you are
one of the rare members that does not have a Yahoo ID get one and link the
e-mail address you receive mails from this group at to it and you can change
your membership options.
21. Do not tell me how to interpret the rules I wrote. I can ban or
moderate
anyone I want this is my group. If I feel you are a troublemaker or are
here
for reasons other than making, using, learning about or testing scripts and
are here just to cause trouble you will be banned and you will be reported
to
your ISP. The only games that are played here are Infinity Engine Games and
Aura Engine games I will not tolerate any net wars or childish behavior. If
you think these rules are harsh that's because they are and with good reason
all you need do is read the posts at bgscripts the group that closed because
the owner of that group did not enforce any rules and let trouble makers
ruin
it. I will not let what happened there happen here.
22. All new members will have there posts moderated upon joining
automatically to ensure they are not here to cause trouble or are posing as
someone else after having been banned until they prove that they are here
for
valid reasons. And Yes people have tried to do this and been caught in the
act. So new members posts will not be posted until I approve them meaning I
get to read them first before the group sees them. If the post violates the
rules it will not be approved and the member will be banned. If the new
member makes posts that are not in violation of the rules and are within the
purpose of the group they will be taken off of moderation and can have there
posts be posted without my approval. And yes I have taken new members who
have proved themselves to not be troublemakers off of moderation. I am
sorry
to have to do this to new members but it has been proved a nessary step to
combat immature, childish people.
23. You don't enforce the rules of this group I do so if someone violates
them ignore that person don't reply to them. I will deal with them don't
reply to them. If they post something that offends you and I miss it which
is unlikely since I read all the posts but possible tell me about it and I
will deal with it. mpr...@aol.com
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From: Mprilla@a...
Date: Sat Aug 31, 2002 5:29 am
Subject: Re: [-Buffy-] Manners 101 for Mike
In a message dated 8/30/2002 8:06:08 PM Eastern Daylight Time, (...) writes:
| Um Mike, here is a tip. Telling people to shut up is *never* taking the
high
| road. Calling people "wannabe moderators" is *never* taking the high
road.
| It is rude and inconsiderate and wrong. Geez, I am paid to teach my
students
| these things......but then again they are four years old.........I never
| thought I would need to educate an adult about such things. And before ya
| yammer on any further about how "they" started it, well gee.......did they
| steal your toys from the sandbox too?
Shut up. Shut up shut up.
| Ya know, if you were better at trolling this could actually be amusing. As
it
| is, well it is pretty lame and not getting you anywhere my boy. I think a
| Cordelia quote is most appropriate here: "Whatever it is get over it,
| embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever......"
Shut up shut up shut up. No one cares your the one acting like a troll
here.
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From: Mprilla@a...
Date: Sat Aug 31, 2002 11:39 pm
Subject: Re: [-Buffy-] To MPRilla
In a message dated 8/31/2002 5:35:56 PM Eastern Daylight Time, (...) writes:
| Listen dude, it's simple: You don't like- unsubscribe
| don't fill everyone elses mailboxes with your malarky.
| There has never been a problem such as this on this
| list since you subscribed. What does that tell you???
It tells me you and the people like you are the problem. I don't have to
leave.
I have been talking about Buffy you are the one posting garbage. You are
the
one continuing this.
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To: -Buf...@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Sunday, September 01, 2002 1:29 AM
Subject: Re: [-Buffy-] OT: Re: Your leaders
Well, Mike, according to the polls, 85% of us want you to leave now.
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SaramNet: Koreantown Bulletin
Looking for a Korean man for sex
- by Mike P
- January 08, 2003 at 19:35:45
Hello. My name is Michael Prilla. My friends call me Mike. I will cut to the
chase. I am here because I want to have a Korean man suck my penis and I
want
to stick my penis into a Korean man's asshole. I am a highly educated
brilliant
AI scripter for Infinity Engine games. I have never been with a woman or
man. I
used to masturbate my penis when I watched Angel in Buffy or when I saw
Faramir
in The Lord of the Rings so I know I like men but I never acted on it. John,
a
designer from BioWare I work one on one with, made a pass a me and he did
give
me a hard on but I don't want him. I work around many young smooth skinned
Asian and Korean men. It's too tough to get involved with someone I work
with.
I need a Korean man to sex the fuck out of me. I want one who is docile and
subservient to me. Please AIM me at MPrilla. My email is MPr...@aol.com.
Serious replies only.
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: Troll O/T, Belittling?
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-02-06 11:12:40 PST
>Learn how to spell and quote properly. You are amazing. I have held rocks
in
>my hand that had higher IQs than you.
Most people don't bother to spell everything correctly in a message board.
If
that is the best insult you can come up with against me then I suggest you
give
up. Your not worth my time. Your not worth anything actually.
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: I'm a homosexual!
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-02-13 15:49:24 PST
Just to tell you all, guys....
I'm not a bad guy, I'm just a homosexual. I made all these flame wars, see,
because I am ashamed... but now I won't be ashamed again!!!! I'm a
homosexual and I am banging monkeys!
Yours verrrrrrrrrrry sincerrely,
MPrilla
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-16 15:55:02 PST
>That Charisma score of 3 that you have just doesn't seem to be working
>out for you.
LICK MY BALLS YOU ASSHOLE.
CHRIST YOU HAVE THE NAME (...) HERE YOU DICK HEAD.
The reaction penalty seems to cause almost anyone you come
>into contact with to dislike you - people seem to react to you in the
>same way that they would to an ogre, or perhaps a nasty slime they
>stepped on in a dungeon.
YOU PLAY WITH YOURSELF TOO MUCH YOU KNOW THAT.
>Also, if you raise your charisma above 3 (perhaps with the ring of human
>influence?), you might have other dialogue options open to you that
>don't include referring to everyone you come across as "moron". I swear,
>alt.games.baldurs-gate will be a completely different experience with a
>human-normal charisma score.
PERHAPS THEN YOU TROLL SHOULD BE THE FIRST TO LEAVE YOU DICK HEAD.
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-16 17:12:47 PST
>MPrilla wrote:
>>>MPrilla, don't you do anything but peep in people's windows? Why do you
>>>insist on watching everyone play with themsleves?
>>
>> Asshole I never said that. But you must want it to happen because you
said
>it.
>
>Well, now I'm confused. How do you know how much people play with
>themselves if you aren't peeping their windows. Did you hide a bunch of
>those X10 cameras in people's homes, then?
You would like that wouldn't you you sicko?
>>>D, I think you should follow my lead and file a peeping tom report
>>>against this MPrilla character. I don't know about you, but I find his
>>>fascination with peeping in windows to watch strangers masturbate
>>>disturbing.
>>
>> All you do is masturbate and you do it to the pics in the game of males.
>
>See, how would you know that unless you were spying on me? I've never
>told anyone (well, before now) that I thought Jan Jansen was super sexy.
You are really sick.
>I'm getting really creeped out by you watching me all the time, MPrilla.
>Please stop it.
Please shut the hell up and castrate yourself so you never have children you
are inferior as a human being in every way and no one wants you to
reproduce.
You sicko.
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-16 20:26:00 PST
>I love the way that the insults he uses go in groups. His current
>favourites (or favorites, if you come from some place where they spell it
>wrong^W^W^W^W^W differently) seem to include "fag", "dick head", "asshole"
>and "MORON". Others he has used include "dumb ass geek" (Well, I've never
>credited my backside with much intelligence. It manages to be sat on, and
>that's about it.), "sicko", "loser", and instructions to lick his balls.
I am glad you are entertained you shit for brains puffter.
>Now, these may be considered reasonably effective insults, simply through
>quantity and the use of the terrifying CAPS lock key. However, I believe
>that, with a little thought, one can emulate certain great wits of the past
>and present:
Not you dumb ass your brain is too addled with chemicals to treat your
mental
illness for you to think of any.
Besides dumb ass you quoting others doesn't make you smart just a pompus
ass.
>Ordinarily he is insane. But he has lucid moments when he is only stupid.
>- Heinrich Heine
Yea good one NOT. Can't think of any yourself so you quote someone else
what a
stupid peice of shit you are.
>He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
>- Abraham Lincoln
If you can't get a better Lincoln quotation than that you should not be
using
quotations to get your point across you MORON.
>He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool
>you. He really is an idiot.
>- Groucho Marx
Again if you can't get a better Marx quote give up using quotes because that
just makes you look stupid not me.
>It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse
>than anyone else has dared to do it before.
>- Charivari, on Claude Monet
Totally doesn't fit anything here at all. You are really stupid aren't you?
>What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement.
>- Fred Allen
Again totally off base has no value here at all and not even close to
insulting. You need to start thinking and stop smoking da weed.
>He never chooses an opinion - he just wears whatever happens to be in
style.
>- Leo Tolstoy
Again doesn't fit here. It fits you assholes who jump on the bandwagon and
act
like a fucking mob against one person though. You are a dumb ass.
>When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.
>- Socrates
Again your the dumb ass using the slander.
>I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to
your
>intelligence.
>- George Bernard Shaw
Using quotes to insult others doesn't make you smart just an asshole without
the imagination to think up of things on your own.
>You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of
>horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating
>dance.
>- Edward Flaherty
Almost funny but NOT. again doesn't fit here and all those quotes getting
real
boring. Shows you do this to others all the time because your an asshole.
>Nobfish!
>- John C. Hetherington
That doesn't mean anything then again nothing you have said does either.
>And, of course, to present a balanced view, there is one directed at
myself:
>
>She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for
>wit.
>- W. Somerset Maugham
Blowing your own horn way over the top and disqusting and sicking. Everyone
is
off your side now and things you are a cunt.
>Unfortunately, this implies that I should craft an exquisitely balanced,
>accurate and cutting katana^W^W^W^W insult. Indeed, it is well known that
>to enchant an insult is no simple process. So, here is an insult for all
>those who wish it to apply to them, but if you wish to apply it to anyone
>else I shall be forced to charge royalties.
>
>"His intellect is akin to the kraken: it slumbers menacingly, yet when
>roused, its tentacles stretch to encompass a great area, and there are no
>depths it cannot plumb. However, it lacks the vast magnitude of the
>legendary mollusc." - H. N. Lockwood
Again means nothing here you cunt.
>On this happy note, I depart, with one final thought:
>There but for the grace of God, goes God.
>- Winston Churchill
Please depart in fact depart this earth and never come back you are inferior
and no one likes you or assholes who quote others like that using a string
of
them when they don't fit just to apear smart. All it did was show everyone
how
dumb you are and unoriginal your thoughts are.
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-17 15:41:06 PST
>At least he's stopped calling people Nazi's.
Ok your not a nazi your a damn dirty commie you fucking red
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-17 15:50:04 PST
>Is it just me, or does MPrilla seem more irritable upon his most recent
>return?
Fuck off asshole didn't you understand leave me the hell alone and it stops
keep pissing me off and it gets worse. You moron
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-17 15:50:08 PST
>Now now, I did not say or imply that I was applying any of these quotes to
>any individual or group.
why don't you go and apply your tampon you bitchy little girl.
>I was simply venturing the opinion that your
>insult technique could become more subtle and refined if you wanted it to,
>and was suggesting ways in which you might achieve this.
How is this you are so ugly that you couldn't get laid in a female prison
with
a fist full of pardons.
>However, you seem
>quite happy to continue with the style you have displayed thus far.
You seem overly concerned with style you must be gay.
>> >And, of course, to present a balanced view, there is one directed at
myself:
>> >
>> >She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute
for
>> >wit.
>> >- W. Somerset Maugham
>>
>> Blowing your own horn way over the top and disqusting and sicking.
Everyone is
>> off your side now and things you are a cunt.
>
>I'm terribly sorry about the offence that an insulting quotation directed
at
>myself has caused. The use of this quote is admittedly implying that my
>ability to find quotes is passing fine, but qualifies that by the statement
>that such an activity implies little wit or originality.
>
>> >Unfortunately, this implies that I should craft an exquisitely balanced,
>> >accurate and cutting katana^W^W^W^W insult. Indeed, it is well known
that
>> >to enchant an insult is no simple process. So, here is an insult for
all
>> >those who wish it to apply to them, but if you wish to apply it to
anyone
>> >else I shall be forced to charge royalties.
>> >
>> >"His intellect is akin to the kraken: it slumbers menacingly, yet when
>> >roused, its tentacles stretch to encompass a great area, and there are
no
>> >depths it cannot plumb. However, it lacks the vast magnitude of the
>> >legendary mollusc." - H. N. Lockwood
>>
>> Again means nothing here you cunt.
>
>I'm sorry, I was providing it as an example of an insult. As I stated to
>the best of my ability, I was not intending it to be applied to anyone
>unless that person desired it. I assume that you do not wish to be
>described as stupid, and if that is the case then my paragraph was not and
>should not be applied to you.
Here apply this a cunt rag to your cunt of a mouth so we don't have to
listen
you you bleed crap all over us.
>I do find that a carefully reasoned debate is far more satisfying and
>(usually) effective than an irrational profanity-layered tirade.
Use a vibrator on yourself to satisfy yourself and leave us all alone.
>The
>English language is, at its best, an art form, and the exquisite insult is
>one of the most beautiful expressions thereof.
Here is an insult your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-18 11:25:07 PST
>The problem is everybody on earth seems to piss you off simply by existing.
THEN KILL YOURSELF AND END YOUR EXISTANCE WE WILL ALL BE HAPPIER.
>And you know what I do for the infinity engine?
NO I DON'T AND NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T DO JACK SHIT TO
HELP
ANYONE OR MAKE ANYTHING SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
>I don't insult everyone in
>the a.g.b-g newsgroup for absolutely no reason.
BUT I HAVE REASON ASSHOLES HERE STARTED IN ON ME MONTHS AGO AND DID IT AGAIN
WHEN I POSTER HERE AGAIN YOU ARE A FUCK HEAD.
>Your scripting doesn't give
>you the right to insult the entire community,
I AM NOT INSUTING THE ENTIRE COMUITY JUST THE ASSHOLE WHO BULLY EVERYONE
HERE
AND ACT LIKE THEY KNOW THINGS THEY DONT' KNOW JACK AND THEY ARE ASSHOLE THEY
BULLY EVERYONE NOT JUST ME AND GIVE OUT WRONG AND BAD ADVICE YOU ARE ONE OF
THEM.
>and your actions have
>completely turned me off of anything you might have made.
REALLY AND YOU FUCKING INSULTING ME OVER AND OVER AGAIN A MONTH AGO WAS
RIGHT?
WRONG YOU FUCK FACE YOU DESERVE THIS AND YOU KNOW IT YOU BROUGHT IN ON
YOURSELF. I WILL POST ANY FUCKING WAY I WANT TILL ASSHOLES LIKE YOU SHUT
THE
FUCK UP. YOU EARNED IT AND YOU KNOW IT.
>How can anybody
>with such poor reasoning skills and such a narrow perspective of the world
>around him possibly make anything useful?
EXACTLY WHY YOU NEVER MADE ANY SCRIPT, FILE OR MOD BUT I DID.
>Maybe I'm wrong and your stuff is
>useful.
YES YOU ARE WRONG 1400 PEOPLE AT IS SAY SAY ASSHOLE
>I guess I'll never know (or care).
YOUR BANED FROM IS ANYWAY FUCK FACE
>Notice how Weimer and Compton
>(sorry for even comparing you guys to this schmuck) never come in and start
>flame wars for no reason.
I DIDN'T START THIS FLAME WAR I WAS THE ONE ATTACKED A MONTH AGO BY YOU
ASSHOLES I AM JUST DISHING OUT WHAT YOU ASSHOLES STARED EVERYONE KNOWS THIS
AND
SAW IT YOU FUCKS ARE THE WRONG ONES.
>And also notice how their work will always be more
>respected than yours no matter what you come up with, unless, of course you
>change your attitude.
MY WORK HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY ATTITUDE IT IS GOOD AND MY ATTITUDE HERE
IS A
DIRECT RESPONCE TO DICK HEADS LIKE YOU DIS ING ME AND ATTACKING ME SO LICK
MY
DICK YOU FAG.
>Even then, you have much repairing of reputation to do
>amongst the community.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK THE COMMUNITY RESPECTS ME, MY GROUP AND MY WORK FOR WHAT
IT
IS. YOU ARE THE ASSHOLE DISING ME FOR NO FUCKING REASON AND THE REASON THIS
FLAM WAR EXISTS JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. ASSHOLE.
>You're blocked now so don't bother waiting for a reply from me. Don't even
>know why I'm replying here, you don't listen to a word anyone says (narrow
>narrow perspecitive).
AND YOU HAVE A NARROW NARROW PENIS GO STICK IT IN YOUR OWN ASS.
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-18 11:26:07 PST
>Fascinating: "You couldn't pour piss out of boot with instructions on
>the heal". It sounds like an insult from another language rendered in
>fortune-cookie english.
YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON THAT IS A VERY OLD VERY MUCH ENGLISH INSULT YOU
MORON.
HERE IS A THOUGH WHEN YOU USE A Q TIP YOU SHOULD STOP WHEN YOU FEEL
RESISTANCE.
OK THAT WILL HELP YOU.
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-18 11:32:07 PST
>I wonder why you feel a need to insult every person.
BECAUSE I HATE THIS FUCKING GROUP BECAUSE PEOPLE ATTACKED ME HERE FOR NO
FUCKING REASON A MONTH AGO AND I WAS THE VICTEM YET I WAS TREATED LIKE THE
PROBLEM SO EVERYONE HERE IS EITHER AN ASSHOLE ATTACKING ME OR ALLOWING IT TO
HAPPEN EVERYONE HERE KNOWS I AM THE GOOD GUY AND SHOULD HAVE STOPED THE
ASSHOLES A MONTH AGO EVERYONE HERE SHOULD BE ON MY SIDE AND THEY KNOW IT.
THEY
ALL KNOW THAT TO DO NOTHING OR TO ATTACK ME IS JUST AS WRONG THIS GROUP IS
LEAD
BY A NAZI MOB MENTALITY.
>I was trying to
>point out that this post seemed to be pointless and only succeeded in
>inflaming you. While I doubt that was the intention, I was merely
>commenting that you were inflamed and wondering if there might of been a
>purpose to this.
THAT IS THEIR PURPOSE ACTUALLY THEY DO THIS TO ME EVERY TIME I AM HERE.
>I get the feeling that you have a lot of bent up anger
>and are using this newsgroup to release it. If that is so, I am glad you
>decided not to physically harm someone to release your anger.
THEY DO ALL SORTS OF THINGS TO ME FIRST THEY STARTED THIS EVERYONE SAW THEM
DO
IT AND YET THEY STAND BY OR JOIN THEM.
>Perhaps
>you should see a Psychiatrist or at least enroll in an anger management
>course.
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CUT YOUR OWN DICK OFF ASSHOLE. I WAS ATTACKED HERE FIRST
YOU MORON.
>Barring that, I would suggest that you brush up on your critical
>thinking skills.
I SUGGEST YOU BLOW YOUR OWN BRAINS OUT YOU FUCK
>If you can reasonably show why someone is wrong, you
>might embarrass them. However, your silly name calling is only an
>embarrassment to yourself.
YOU ARE A MORON I WAS ATTACKED RIGHT HERE A MONTH AGO BY THESE ASSHOLE AND
THEY
JUST DID IT AGAIN THEY ARE THE PROBLEM AND THEY ARE RUINING THIS GROUP.
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-18 11:35:07 PST
>You mean you were expecting the existence of technical things, like commas?
>Maybe even full stops other than at the end of a paragraph?
AH YES I DON'T BOTHER WITH PROPER ENGLISH TO ASSHOLES LIKE YOU THAT MAKES
YOU
RIGHT. NOT! YOU FREAKING DICK HEADS IF YOU CAN'T COME UP WITH MORE THAN
THAT
THEN JUST GIVE UP.
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-18 11:39:07 PST
>Gotta ask: how did YOU (incorrectly obviously) know it wasn't in the
>dictionary if you didn't look it up? Just figured you were correct like you
>always seem to do?
LISTEN MORON I DIDN'T LOOK IT UP IN A DICTIONARY BUT I AM AN AMERICAN AND
AMERICAN ENGLISH IS ALL THAT MATTERS ON THIS PLANET AS IS ALL THINGS
AMERICAN
SINCE IT IS ENGLISH SLANG AND THEY ARE THE NANCY TRIBE BEING ALL GAY LIKE
THEY
ARE THAT WORD ISN'T IN AN AMERICAN DICTIONARY NO NEED TO LOOK IT UP AND IF
IT
ISNT IN AN AMERICAN DICTIONARY IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE ONLY AMERICAN
DICTIONARIES MATTER THE ENGLISH LIVE IN THE THIRD WORLD AS DOES EVERYONE
ELSE
BUT AMERICANS. ALL NON AMERICANS JUST WANT TO BE AMERICANS AND ARE JELOUS
OF
US ANYWAY.
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-17 15:44:04 PST
>Depends -- what's the goal?
> - install a filter and PLONK (killfile) the abuser
> - FWD the offensive posts w/ complains to AOL
Here is a goal for you fuck yourself daily. it is about all you will ever
acomplish you asshole.
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-18 16:31:18 PST
>either that or you can't think of anything better...
I don't need any better insults for half wits like you. You are doing so
badly
in the insults I have to take it easy on you. Everyone can see that and
everyone things your put downs are totally lame and limp just like your dick
when you look at a hot chick because you are a faggot.
------------------------------------------------------------
From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-22 13:49:13 PST
>I do think some shiny new object has caught his fancy...
Why don't you play with the small object between your legs? Or is it too
small
to atually use? Did you break it? Doesn't it get hard anymore?
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-22 13:55:13 PST
>MPrilla wrote:
>> Irrelevant and immaterial asshole you have admited just now you attacked
me
>> without a fucking reason. That is all that matters now kill yourself you
>fuck.
>
>I'm only insulting you for the fact that I made a simple post elsewhere
>and you had some cruel commentary to reply with. Don't dish it out
>unless you can take it.
Wow truely witty NOT. Bite me asshole.
>> You have bullied others and told them the wrong and bad advice a lot you
>fuck.
>
>Did he steal their lunch money too?
Probably and you sucked everyones dick while he did.
>> Even if true and that is not it doesn't make it right you asshole so shut
the
>> fuck up now. fuck head.
>
>"It's impressive watching a man feed off his emotions." -- Morgan
>Freeman, Se7en
Impressive watching you quote others because you cannot think of anything
witty
to say yourself because you are a dumb ass.
>> No they are not they are remarkably wrong advice asshole with you and
your
>> asshole buddies bulling everyone to your fucked up opinions.
>
>Advice is opinion. Took you that long to figure that out?
Opinions are like assholes everyone has one and they all stink keep your
opinions to yourself you fucking asshole.
>> Because we're all
>> >jealous of you and your broken caps lock key?
>>
>> Yes that must be it.
>
>Wow, a line without a vulgarity. I'm impressed.
Hows this fuck off you faggot.
>> I have over 1400 members many from bioware at my group you dick head they
all
>> respect me.
>
>79% of all statistics are made up.
What stattistic it is a fact asshole go to the front page of IS it lists the
number of members you moron.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/InfinityScripters/
>> I'd be amazed if you could get another human being to
>> >post here and say that they respected you.
>>
>> Then that is because there are no other human beings here you and you
buddies
>> aren't human after all.
>
>What, you got something against elves?
You are not elves you are fucking goblins.
------------------------------------------------------------
From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-22 14:04:13 PST
>I find this extremely hypocritical considering this comes from someone who
>constantly makes degatory comments about homosexuals and has written a
>message saying how Americans are superior to every other country in the
>world and nothing in the world matters but America because everyother
>country (including) Britain are third-world countries that cannot live up
>to the brilliance that is America.
Yes that is correct every other country is shit. Only america matters and
you
are a fag.
>This is what has finally made me given
>up on you by the way. Insults I can take, swearing and lying (as you are
>as self-confessed liar) I can take. It's even amusing in a way. But I
>absolutely draw the line on homophobia and racism.
What racism? I never said anything about anyones race you MORON. I said
about
countries you asshole there is a differnce. You can be an american and be
any
race you fucking idiot.
>If anyone here belongs in a hate group, it is definitely you MPrilla.
I just hate faggot assholes like you.
>Most
>of your recent comments would not be out of line in an extremist right-wing
>ultra-nationalist homophobic political group eg. skinheads.
Ah no fuck face I said nothing about race or religion you moron. You can be
any race or religion and be an american. You are stupid.
>If anyone
>deserves to be called a Nazi here it is definitely you MPrilla.
Again you are a moron.
>But then
>again I doubt you know what a Nazi actually is and what they stood for
>besides what you've seen on Seinfield.
You are such a moron.
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-22 14:05:12 PST
>Where do you think he stands in the USA-Iraq conflict?
>
>*prays: Let him go to war, let him join the human shield troops*
I think we should use Nuclear weapons on Iraq and any other country that
opposes the USA. Hows that you faggot?
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-22 16:33:14 PST
>Aha! The timeless "I know you are but what am I?" comeback. Classic wit
>that never grows old.
>
>Your mother must be proud.
Does your mother enjoy having sex with you? Is that why you mention mine?
You
sick fuck.
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-22 21:24:13 PST
>You're wrong, we are laughing at them, and can understand an occasional
>typo or misspelled word.
>
>But you are right, we are laughing at yours, with their whole new twist
>on the English language.
>
>But mostly, we are just laughing at you.
WHO IS WE? DO YOU SPEAK FOR EVERYONE NOW? I DON'T THINK SO. WHY CAN YOU
SPEAK
FOR EVERYONE? YOU NEVER DID ANYTHING AT ALL. THERE ARE NO SCRIPTS, FILES,
MODS OR GROUPS THAT HAVE YOUR NAME ON THEM. YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING AND YOU
ARE
NOTHING. YOU ARE A PILE OF STEAMING SHIT.
------------------------------------------------------------
From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-22 21:22:18 PST
>The childish tantrum you are throwing here, and apparantly in other BG
>fora, more than offset any contributions you might have made to the BG
>community.
THEN I SAY AGAIN WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE AT ALL FOR THE BG COMUNITY? ANSWER
NOTHING SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE. YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING AND WILL DO
NOTHING. YOU ARE NOTHING.
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-22 21:26:11 PST
>OMG, whatever shall I do?!? The police are coming for me???? NOOOOOOOO!!!
KILL YOURSELF DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND KILL YOURSELF NO ONE LIKES YOU. YOU
ARE
BETTER OFF DEAD.
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: Look at all the friends Mikey's made!
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-22 21:30:07 PST
>I'm researching for my book, "The wit and Witticisms of MPrilla". Thanks
>to your post, I'm nearly half finished the first page. Can you give me
>any more leads?
WELL THEN IF YOU THINK SUCH A BOOK WILL SELL THEN YOU MUST THINK I AM VERY
WISE.
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: Look at all the friends Mikey's made!
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-22 21:31:10 PST
>nah, thats not right! You used punctuation ;)
>
>oh, and you forgot the caps lock key muahahaha
KILL YOURSELF
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: Look at all the friends Mikey's made!
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-22 21:32:07 PST
>I think I may be trying too hard now lol
CUT YOUR OWN DICK OFF
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: Look at all the friends Mikey's made!
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-22 21:32:12 PST
>You forgot the part where he comopares you to used feminine hygiene
>products and says you have pms (Putting up with MPrilla Syndrome?)...and
>the part where he encourages you to commit suicide...still, I think you
>got most of it.
CUT YOUR OWN BALLS OFF.
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: Look at all the friends Mikey's made!
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-22 21:36:13 PST
>I wonder if he realises in that last line he just admitted to being a
>nuisance and in the wrong...
NO ASSHOLE YOU ARE THE NUISANCE AND IN THE WRONG EVERYONE KILLFILE THIS
PERSON.
>Logic: You should killfire someone who has done a bad thing.
> MPrilla suggests to Stephen that people should killfile him.
> MPrilla states that the bad thing Stephen did that is worthy to get
>him
> killfiled was to introduce him (MPrilla) to the group.
> Therefore, MPrilla admits that he is a bad person otherwise why
would
> introducing him to the group be a bad thing?
YOU AREN'T LOGICAL YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE AND SHOULD BE KILLFILED EVERYONE KILL
FILE (...) FOR BEING A DUMB ASS FLAMER.
>QED.
>
>Maybe it's just me, but I find that very very funny :)
YOU WOULD FIND A BROKEN CRUTCH FUNNY BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE.
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-03-24 17:28:47 PST
>How exactly did I do this?
>Did I use foul language? Call people names? Make bold generalizations?
Shut the fuck up you dick head. Where are you files, scripts, mods, groups
or
anything you have done for these games? you haven't done shit. So shut the
fuck up.
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: Irony (was Re: Look at all the friends Mikey's made!)
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-04-03 03:36:14 PST
>Irony: Someone posting a message full of profanity in all-caps, accusing
>someone _else_ of flaming.
Asshole posting for no fucking reason at all.
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-04-03 03:37:15 PST
>> When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.
>> - Socrates
>
>I think we should leave this loser's tool out of the debate, even if
slander
>becomes it.
I think you should kill yourself
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-04-03 03:39:15 PST
>* Have you even been to "every other country" in order to be in a position
>to make such a sweeping statement?
Yes I have now shut the fuck up.
>I find that very unlikely. So on what
>basis are you making this statement? Clearly it is unjustified and, quite
>frankly, absurd.
>* If America is so important to you, you would have at least used a capital
>"A" (since it is a proper noun), and especially since I understand you have
>a habit of using capital letters. In fact, I would have expected you to
>called America the United States of America and have performed a rendition
>of "The Star Spangled Banner".
>* There is absolutely no conceivable and logical step between "Only america
>matters" and "you are a fag." I believe this is called "twisted logic".
I belive you are a twisted faggot kill yourself
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From: MPrilla (mpr...@aol.com)
Subject: Re: I think you need to reroll, MPrilla
Newsgroups: alt.games.baldurs-gate
Date: 2003-04-03 03:48:15 PST
>Hmm...punctuation (or lack thereof) in the above post sure makes a LOT of
>difference...
>
>For example:
>
>"Look at your dogs, asshole..."
>
>is a whole different statement than
>
>"Look at your dog's asshole..."
>
>Either way, neither makes any sense...lol.
Its called a typo moron Lick your dogs asshole you faggot.
============================================================
m...@tadyatam.invalid
sent to
tosu...@aol.com
FWIW, most here know what mprissy is/is not. ;)
--J
Replies to: jNpolak(at)Ojuno(dot)Tcom
Troll
fake dating service ad, the fact that he's been banned from lots of
different forums). Anyone who cares to can look up everything said
by/about MPrilla in this group on the google newsgroup archive anyway,
so it's unnecessary to repost his messages here.
Catiline
Particularly the stuff about Korean men.
Xyx
news:_VGka.80755$vs.63...@news3.calgary.shaw.ca...
My apologies for the reposting. The whole document represents something of
a compilation, and I did not put it all together merely to post it here. I
just figured it was only fitting that I did, since it contains some
information previously undisclosed to "the public".
My apologies for the off-topic post. I shall aspire to keep this the one
and only topic I have started here. I will restrict the rest of my posting
to MPrilla-infested topics. Killfile me unless you're interested in MPrilla
drivel.
Xyx
m...@tadyatam.invalid
Please, take no offense, but could you possibly take the private
"war" elsewhere?
It's only a suggestion -- I repeat, no offense to you intended.
TIA
--J
Replies to: jNpolak(at)Ojuno(dot)Tcom
Troll
started up around here:) Sometimes it can be fun, but he's taken to just
cut 'n' pasting the same lame attack on you into every thread instead of
foaming at the mouth and ranting.
GuruTech
"MPrilla" <mpr...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20030408214802...@mb-fp.aol.com...
> >I'm in tears of laughter at this. Xyx, thank you.
> >
> >Particularly the stuff about Korean men.
>
and
> you will be prosecuted.
Now THAT really made me laugh!
Zor
<snip>
>
> XYX the former moderator of bwscript and the person who got it shut down by
<snip>
You really are a pathetic little man to be doing this.
Grow up.
Zor
>>MPrilla wrote:
>>XYX the former moderator of bwscript and the person who
>>got it shut down by
><snip>
>You really are a pathetic little man to be doing this.
>
>Grow up.
<snip>
>MPrilla again copy/pasted:
>XYX the former moderator of bwscript and the person who got it shut down by
<snip>
It's obvious to me now that you are as mature as you will
ever be. I find your behavior to be quite disturbing and
suggest that you immediately seek professional help as your
actions are very bizarre to say the least.
In the meantime, I suggest that everyone <SNIP> as I do so
that after I killfile this unfortunate soul I won't have to
be exposed to any more of his distressed dialogue than I
need to be.