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Kim

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Jul 13, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/13/99
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Hi all,
I just got Minsc into my group...and am I hearing him correctly??

"Foreplay and F_cking Steel"
He is really nuts!! LOL

Comments anyone??
Thanks
Kim

André Frost

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Uh, actually he says Full Plate and packing Steel, but he does have quite an
accent, so it's easily misunderstood. Besides, I don't think hey had
invented the word F*ck back in the Dark Ages.
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Games Addict

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In article <SNCi3.56$Ax....@news.get2net.dk>, André Frost
<frost...@get2net.dk> writes

>Uh, actually he says Full Plate and packing Steel, but he does have quite an
>accent, so it's easily misunderstood. Besides, I don't think hey had
>invented the word F*ck back in the Dark Ages.

The Flaming Fist have to be my favourite WAV file.

'Derrrrrr I serve the Flaming Fist'

Where do they get their recruits ?? :-)


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Christoph Brüninghaus

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Kim <k_ke...@hotmail.com> schrieb in im Newsbeitrag:

7mes5u$j05$1...@unix2.glink.net.hk...
> Hi all,
> I just got Minsc into my group...and am I hearing him correctly??
>
> "Foreplay and F_cking Steel"
> He is really nuts!! LOL
>
> Comments anyone??
> Thanks
> Kim
>
>

Oh, i am only a german guy, but i understand "Full plate and packing steel",
but your interpretation is even funny. :o)

Minsc has a lot of nice comments, i will write down the best ones, when i
process in the game.
I like the "Kicking ass for goodness", because i am an oldfashioned
roleplaygamer.

Christoph


Kim Goldbæk

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If you have Branwen and Xzar in your group you can hear Branwen saying:
"You're amusing, in a 'What the hell is wrong with you' - kinda way!"
Funny!
--
Kim

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Michael Birke

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On Tue, 13 Jul 1999 14:55:57 +0200, "Kim Goldbæk"
<bloo...@nospam.dk> wrote:

>If you have Branwen and Xzar in your group you can hear Branwen saying:
>"You're amusing, in a 'What the hell is wrong with you' - kinda way!"
>Funny!

I highly recommend Safana...

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IFM

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No, they called it shagging-the cook in the cloakwood mines:)

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: Uh, actually he says Full Plate and packing Steel, but he does have quite

belga...@my-deja.com

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In article <SNCi3.56$Ax....@news.get2net.dk>,

"André Frost" <frost...@get2net.dk> wrote:
> Uh, actually he says Full Plate and packing Steel, but he does have
quite an
> accent, so it's easily misunderstood. Besides, I don't think hey had
> invented the word F*ck back in the Dark Ages.
>
Actually, I was told "f*ck" is quite an old term, and actually
originated in the early middle ages.


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RNoel8954

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It sounds like you should be writing games for a living.

Ryan Hare

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belga...@my-deja.com wrote:
: In article <SNCi3.56$Ax....@news.get2net.dk>,

: "André Frost" <frost...@get2net.dk> wrote:
: > Uh, actually he says Full Plate and packing Steel, but he does have
: quite an
: > accent, so it's easily misunderstood. Besides, I don't think hey had
: > invented the word F*ck back in the Dark Ages.
: >
: Actually, I was told "f*ck" is quite an old term, and actually
: originated in the early middle ages.


Just for fun, I checked the Oxford English Dictionary, which has a source
for the usage of the word as early as 1363:

LYNDESAY Satyre 1363
"Bischops..may fuck thair fill and be vnmaryit"

Good quote, eh?

Tal'n Lazarus

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Hmm, clearly a case of hearing what you want to hear...hehe...
"Full plate, and packing steel"

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Death Lok

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Hey dip snit Minsc says

"Full-plate and Packing steel"

.... i think you are the crazy one.........

"I was born talkin' back and I ain't gonna stop now"


Peter Ferguson

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"Kim Goldbæk" wrote:
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> If you have Branwen and Xzar in your group you can hear Branwen saying:
> "You're amusing, in a 'What the hell is wrong with you' - kinda way!"
> Funny!

Isn't that Dynaheir ?

I also like that Dwarf (I forget his name, he's in my friend's group,
not mine.) When he says "GO suck your blade"

Peter Ferguson

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> Actually, I was told "f*ck" is quite an old term, and actually
> originated in the early middle ages.
>


The origins are German, and it means "To Strike"

it does not (as I know) date that far back..

Laura

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Christoph Brüninghaus wrote:
>

>Oh, i am only a german guy, but i understand "Full plate and packing
steel",
>but your interpretation is even funny. :o)
>
>Minsc has a lot of nice comments, i will write down the best ones, when i
>process in the game.
>I like the "Kicking ass for goodness", because i am an oldfashioned
>roleplaygamer.


Actually, that's "Butt-kicking for goodness!"

"Camaraderie, Adventure, and Steel on steel... The stuff of legend, right
Boo?"

"Boo likes the forest."

"Choose your friends wisely - not all are as trustworthy as Minsc and Boo."

"Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes! Aaaaarrgh!!!"

"Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads! Swords for everyone!"

"I need healing soon, lest Boo become an orphan."

Minsc: "Stand ye not too close. Dynaheir is under my protection!"
Dynaheir: "Stand easy Minsc. Thou needst not be so Motherly."

And some others I don't remember right now.

Laura

Burton Radons

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On Wed, 14 Jul 1999 04:53:09 +0200, "Laura" <la...@secret.dk> wrote:

Spoiler space... I've put this here to ensure people come across
comments unprepared. If you haven't heard everything that Minsc has
to say, play the game.


>Christoph Brüninghaus wrote:
>
>>Oh, i am only a german guy, but i understand "Full plate and packing
>steel",
>>but your interpretation is even funny. :o)
>>
>>Minsc has a lot of nice comments, i will write down the best ones, when i
>>process in the game.
>>I like the "Kicking ass for goodness", because i am an oldfashioned
>>roleplaygamer.
>
>Actually, that's "Butt-kicking for goodness!"
>
>"Camaraderie, Adventure, and Steel on steel... The stuff of legend, right
>Boo?"
>
>"Boo likes the forest."
>
>"Choose your friends wisely - not all are as trustworthy as Minsc and Boo."
>
>"Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes! Aaaaarrgh!!!"

"Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!!"

Although I think the character actor is more yelling out
"RrraaaSSTTT!!!".

>"Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads! Swords for everyone!"

My favorite line of his; more subdued, but a funny image of a giant
tossing around swords to these little mages and slapping them on the
back.

>"I need healing soon, lest Boo become an orphan."

"lest my hamster become an orphan." :-)

>Minsc: "Stand ye not too close. Dynaheir is under my protection!"
>Dynaheir: "Stand easy Minsc. Thou needst not be so Motherly."

"Ye have stepped beyond the line of evil! Taste hamster justice!"

"Yes Boo, I agree. This group could do with a swift kick in the
morals."

"I must rest, I have a bad case of armor chafe."

"My hamster's getting antsy! If we be adventurers, let us adventure!"

"Evil round every corner. Careful not to step in any." (My second
favorite)

"Ahh, nighttime. Good for sneakin' up on evil."

"Who wants some?"

"You point, I punch."

"Less talk, more fight!"

"Squeaky wheel gets the kick." (Is this a comrade death note?)

"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, watch it! I'm huge!"

"When the going gets rough, someone hold my rodent."

"There be safety in numbers and I am two or three at least."

"Make way evil! I'm armed to the teeth and packing a hamster!"

(These following are reactions or statements to other NPCs)

"Lay a finger on what I protect and forevermore ye will answer natures
call with a hook!"

"Where Dynaheir goes, so goes my blade."

"Play on, bard! 'Tis sweet music to my furry friend."

"I take no offense from your ocmments. You just don't understand the
bond I have with Boo."

"Your words are as sharp as my blade, though not half as shiny. Oooo,
shiny."

"I am of few words and fewer hesitations! Warnings past and now you
die!"

(And others that are as serious)

Using my bif utility (From the second link, suite, "bif.exe"), you can
"bif -v dialog.tlk > dialog.txt" in your Baldur's gate installation to
get the talk file expanded. Minsc's quotes can be found by searching
for "[MINSC".

"Do I LOOK like I enjoy being prodded by strangers? Stow the pointer,
mouse-boy!" - Tazok

- Burton Radons, lo...@cow-net.com
Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada
(main) http://csoft.net/~loth/index.shtml
(bg) http://csoft.net/~loth/bg/index.shtml

Will Thomasson III

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>> If you have Branwen and Xzar in your group you can hear Branwen saying:
>> "You're amusing, in a 'What the hell is wrong with you' - kinda way!"
>> Funny!
>
>Isn't that Dynaheir ?

I think it's Jaheira.


>I also like that Dwarf (I forget his name, he's in my friend's group,
>not mine.) When he says "GO suck your blade"

That's Montaron, the halfling.


Will Thomasson III
Satu...@aol.com

"I'm just trying to get by
Being quiet and shy
In a world full of pushin' and shovin' "
-Jimmy Buffet, "The Wino and I Know"

IFM

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Have you ever read Shakespear in his original words?
Victorian values meant a rewrite.

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: belga...@my-deja.com wrote:
: : In article <SNCi3.56$Ax....@news.get2net.dk>,
: : "André Frost" <frost...@get2net.dk> wrote:
: : > Uh, actually he says Full Plate and packing Steel, but he does have
: : quite an
: : > accent, so it's easily misunderstood. Besides, I don't think hey had
: : > invented the word F*ck back in the Dark Ages.
: : >

: : Actually, I was told "f*ck" is quite an old term, and actually


: : originated in the early middle ages.

:
:
: Just for fun, I checked the Oxford English Dictionary, which has a source

Death Lok

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F*CK YOU!!!

......... is actualy an english phrase coming from the words "PLUCK
YOU" ....... in a war between france and england in the late-middle ages
england had excelent archers/bowmen and when ever an english soldier was
captured his 2 middle fingers where cut off to ensure he could nolonger
operate a bow, so pluck you was a war cry of sorts for the english they
would yell this and extend thier 2 middle fingers, to taunt the
french....... HAZAUH!!!! (and I failed history??? whats the world coming
to)

Sean Kasun

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Death Lok wrote in message
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> england had excelent archers/bowmen and when ever an english soldier was
> captured his 2 middle fingers where cut off to ensure he could nolonger
> operate a bow, so pluck you was a war cry of sorts for the english they


That's an urban legend. It's not true. =)

-sean

Mark Blunden

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Burton Radons wrote in message <378e0b12...@news.cow-net.com>...

>On Wed, 14 Jul 1999 04:53:09 +0200, "Laura" <la...@secret.dk> wrote:
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>Spoiler space... I've put this here to ensure people come across
>comments unprepared. If you haven't heard everything that Minsc has
>to say, play the game.
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>"Ahh, nighttime. Good for sneakin' up on evil."

I'm sure that's "Good for sneaking up on heroes."

>"Squeaky wheel gets the kick." (Is this a comrade death note?)

No, it's his accent. He's actually saying:

"Squeaky will get stuck in'k!"

At least that's how it sounded to me.

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Sean Kasun

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Mark Blunden wrote in message
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>>"Squeaky wheel gets the kick." (Is this a comrade death note?)
>
>No, it's his accent. He's actually saying:
>
>"Squeaky will get stuck in'k!"


No, he's saying Squeaky wheel gets the kick. It's a fairly common saying.
It usually means the loudest ones get the attention. In his case I think
he's complaining about the fact that just because he's the most verbose, he
has to do all the work (he only says it when you select him and make him do
something)

-sean

Magnus McElroy

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The saying is "squeaky wheel gets the grease", but Minsc isn't of the
......patience to go get grease, so he kicks the %#^* wheel. :)

Sean Kasun wrote:

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m-2
"I am amused by the simplicity of this game.
Bring me your finest meats and cheeses."

nadir

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fuck means to stick your dick in a pussy
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Wesley Martin

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Player, please tone down the size of your font. It is very abusive and i have already mentioned this once before
 
On a lighter note. Minsc does not say fucking he says packing
I was ocnfused at first but i tried using the gameplay option of showing Verbal commentary by my NPCS as text(subtitled) in the information bar
 
Wez
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HA! What's on your mind, dear?

I_am_the_Super_SMiRK

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Apparently the old two fingered gesture came form the fact that the english
long-bow men who were far superior to the french cross-bow men used their 2
fingers to pull back the bow string, and so would show their 2 fingers to
the french to taunt them.....
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Platypus

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"Squeaky will get stuck in'k!"

You might want to check your sound card... What the h**l does this mean???
:-)

Mark Blunden <mar...@spamoff.babylonian.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Burton Radons wrote in message <378e0b12...@news.cow-net.com>...
> >On Wed, 14 Jul 1999 04:53:09 +0200, "Laura" <la...@secret.dk> wrote:
> >
> >Spoiler space... I've put this here to ensure people come across
> >comments unprepared. If you haven't heard everything that Minsc has
> >to say, play the game.
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> >"Squeaky wheel gets the kick." (Is this a comrade death note?)
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> No, it's his accent. He's actually saying:
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> "Squeaky will get stuck in'k!"
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Laura

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Sean Kasun wrote:

>>>"Squeaky wheel gets the kick." (Is this a comrade death note?)
>>
>>No, it's his accent. He's actually saying:
>>
>>"Squeaky will get stuck in'k!"
>
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>No, he's saying Squeaky wheel gets the kick. It's a fairly common saying.
>It usually means the loudest ones get the attention. In his case I think
>he's complaining about the fact that just because he's the most verbose, he
>has to do all the work (he only says it when you select him and make him do
>something)


Actually, the common saying is: "Squeaky wheel gets the grease", which does
mean that the loudest, most complaining one gets the attention. Of course,
this makes no sense to Minsc, so he finds it more logical his way.

Laura

Eric F.

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Sean Kasun wrote:

> Death Lok wrote in message
> <22796-378...@newsd-132.iap.bryant.webtv.net>...
> > england had excelent archers/bowmen and when ever an english soldier was
> > captured his 2 middle fingers where cut off to ensure he could nolonger
> > operate a bow, so pluck you was a war cry of sorts for the english they
>
> That's an urban legend. It's not true. =)

I see that smile.

But I still feel obliged to ask:

If it's an urban legend, then why is the "backwards victory" hand signal the
U.K. equivalent of "flipping one off" or "giving one the bird" (American
gesture) ?

Just wondering.

Later,

Eric F.

Eric F.

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Laura wrote:

> Actually, that's "Butt-kicking for goodness!"
>
> "Camaraderie, Adventure, and Steel on steel... The stuff of legend, right
> Boo?"

Thanks for those quotes. I have a hard time figuring out what he's saying,
sometimes. I especially like the "Camaraderie" quote. :)

Later,

Eric F.

Burton Radons

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On Fri, 16 Jul 1999 14:34:30 -0700, "Eric F." <er...@aracnet.com>
wrote:

Nothing in the world could explain "giving one the bird" with any
sense. :-)

Trying to make too much logic out of human perturbations will only
lead to stark raving madness. I wonder if the "loser" L-on-forehead
will be blamed on an American battle signal in several centuries?

Billot Denise

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Eric F. a écrit dans le message <378FA629...@aracnet.com>...

>Laura wrote:
>
>> Actually, that's "Butt-kicking for goodness!"
>>
>> "Camaraderie, Adventure, and Steel on steel... The stuff of legend, right
>> Boo?"

If you click on his portrait a couple of times,he say some other cool
stuff.All other NPC'S do the same.

Jaco Van Rooyen

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On Fri, 16 Jul 1999 14:34:30 -0700, "Eric F." <er...@aracnet.com>
wrote:

>Sean Kasun wrote:
>
>> Death Lok wrote in message
>> <22796-378...@newsd-132.iap.bryant.webtv.net>...
>> > england had excelent archers/bowmen and when ever an english soldier was
>> > captured his 2 middle fingers where cut off to ensure he could nolonger
>> > operate a bow, so pluck you was a war cry of sorts for the english they
>>
>> That's an urban legend. It's not true. =)

As far as I know it's true.

The English used it to taunt French soldiers, using it as an
indication that they have not been captured yet.

Just my 2 cents worth...

Jaco

Ron Martino

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Jaco, if you're going to maintain this story is true, you must
certainly have a source for it (better than 'I read it in a book
somewhere'). What is it?

Ron

Patrick King

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This also gave rise to the popular two fingered salute, also known as the
bird. It wasn't the two middle fingers though, it was the index and the
middle finger (which was probably what you meant but I thought I'd just
clarify it) to stop them from using their longbow (which had a distinct
advantage in range, damage and rate of fire over the french crossbow)
Thats why we always beat them :)

Ben King
BEng Electronic & Software Engineering

AKA Armadillo Dragon of the -=UDIC=-
Wielder of the Sacred Blackrock Baguette
mailto:b...@nutz.freeserve.co.uk

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Ron Martino

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> This also gave rise to the popular two fingered salute, also known as the
> bird. It wasn't the two middle fingers though, it was the index and the
> middle finger (which was probably what you meant but I thought I'd just
> clarify it) to stop them from using their longbow (which had a distinct
> advantage in range, damage and rate of fire over the french crossbow)
> Thats why we always beat them :)
>
> Ben King

And do you have a trustworthy source for this information?

The problem here is that there is an awful lot of nonsense out there,
and the Internet allows it to multiply at an exponential rate. There's
any number of stories about where this sort of gesture comes from. Why
do you believe yours is the correct one?

---

As for beating the French, if you are thinking of Agincourt, there were
several factors involved, according to my somewhat hazy memory - the
weather affected the Genoese crossbows, rendering them nearly useless.
The French chivalry, overconfident due to their numbers and skill,
attacked on foot without them, and basically used no tactics. Many of
the knights believed that there wasn't enough English to 'go around', so
it was a general rush to be first. The English, meanwhile, positioned
themselves in a defensive position across an open field from the enemy.
The rains turned the fields into a morass that the French could barely
cross, making them sitting ducks for the archers. The struggle through
the mud, coupled with the heavy armor, meant that many of the French
died of exhaustion - as they fell, unable to continue, the press was so
great that their compatriots accidentally forced them into the mud and
they suffocated. It was a great victory for the English, and the use of
combined forces, including the longbows, turned the tide of the battle,
but other factors lead to that victory.

Ron

Jaco Van Rooyen

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>> > As far as I know it's true.
>> >
>> > The English used it to taunt French soldiers, using it as an
>> > indication that they have not been captured yet.
>> >
>> > Just my 2 cents worth...
>> >
>> > Jaco
>>
>> Jaco, if you're going to maintain this story is true, you must
>> certainly have a source for it (better than 'I read it in a book
>> somewhere'). What is it?

BBC television series called "Decisive weapons". They covered a wide
range of weapons over the ages that made a distinct impact on battles
and such. They covered things like the bayonet (spelling?), rifle,
samurai sword, harrier jump jets, some I can't remember (some impact
huh ;-)) and of course, the English longbow.

In the episode about longbows the had this guy who was basically the
world authority on English longbows, and he claimed that the origins
of the 'salute' was as I mentioned in the previous post.

Cheers,
Jaco

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