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prostitute? A quarter-ton pickup.
~ Sports Jokes
A local homemade bread company was investigated by the Department
of Health because the owner would not provide the recipe for his
bread. When asked by the local reporters why the recipe was a
secret, he replied, "Because its classified, and on a kneed the
dough basis only."
~ Syman Hirsch
Sign on a deli snack-bar jar in Santa Fe, N.M.: "Tips. Support
Counter Intelligence."
I wanted a smaller house, so I hired a contractor.
~ Scot Nelson
Wife: "Solomon, are you truly in love with me?" King Solomon: "My
dear, you are one in a thousand!"
~ Helen Hoke
In the beginning there was nothing. And God said, "Let there be
light." There was still nothing, but you could see a lot better.
~ Ellen DeGeneras
No human beings were around during the Ice Age because it was the
pre-stork era.
~ Richard Lederer
A politician will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
~ Oscar Levant
What did the mother firefly say to her daughter? You're bright
for your age.
~ James D. Ertner
An English professor announced to the class; "There are two words
I don't allow in my class. One is gross and the other is cool."
From the back of the room a voice called out, "So, what are the
words?"
~ Dave Stone
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