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Enzo Matrix
May 13, 2012, 8:37:22 AM5/13/12
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# - Happy Birthday to you!
Squashed tomatoes and stew
Bread and butter in the gutter
Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
Enzo does jazz hands. Yeh! :-D
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Enzo
I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
Squashed tomatoes and stew
Bread and butter in the gutter
Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
Enzo does jazz hands. Yeh! :-D
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Enzo
I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
Ophelia
May 13, 2012, 8:45:32 AM5/13/12
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"Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> # - Happy Birthday to you!
> Squashed tomatoes and stew
> Bread and butter in the gutter
> Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
>
> Enzo does jazz hands. Yeh! :-D
Ooooooooooh from us too:))))
> Squashed tomatoes and stew
> Bread and butter in the gutter
> Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
>
> Enzo does jazz hands. Yeh! :-D
Have a super and and a great year:))))
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MartinS
May 13, 2012, 1:10:20 PM5/13/12
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"Ophelia" <Oph...@elsinore.me.uk> wrote:
> "Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote...
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Martin S.
> "Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote...
>> # - Happy Birthday to you!
>> Squashed tomatoes and stew
>> Bread and butter in the gutter
>> Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>
>> Enzo does jazz hands. Yeh! :-D
>
> Ooooooooooh from us too:))))
>
> Have a super and and a great year:))))
Ta again!
>> Squashed tomatoes and stew
>> Bread and butter in the gutter
>> Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>
>> Enzo does jazz hands. Yeh! :-D
>
> Ooooooooooh from us too:))))
>
> Have a super and and a great year:))))
--
Martin S.
Truebrit
May 13, 2012, 1:35:48 PM5/13/12
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># - Happy Birthday to you!
> Squashed tomatoes and stew
> Bread and butter in the gutter
> Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
>
> Enzo does jazz hands. Yeh! :-D
>
All the best, mate. Hope you have a great day. Get Libby to take you
> Squashed tomatoes and stew
> Bread and butter in the gutter
> Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
>
> Enzo does jazz hands. Yeh! :-D
>
somewhere nice for a nosh up. ;-)
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Cheers!
Alex.C
There are twelve million sheep in Ontario.
Problem is nine million of them think they are people.
AlfaMS
May 13, 2012, 2:01:54 PM5/13/12
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Am 13.05.2012 14:37, schrieb Enzo Matrix:
> # - Happy Birthday to you!
> Squashed tomatoes and stew
> Bread and butter in the gutter
> Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
Happy Birthday from me too, Martin. Have a luvverly year. Again. ;)
> # - Happy Birthday to you!
> Squashed tomatoes and stew
> Bread and butter in the gutter
> Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
--
Josef
Mudge
May 13, 2012, 2:39:01 PM5/13/12
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On 2012-05-13 06:37:22 -0600, Enzo Matrix said:
> # - Happy Birthday to you!
> Squashed tomatoes and stew
> Bread and butter in the gutter
> Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
>
> Enzo does jazz hands. Yeh! :-D
Jazz feets with sox off while sipping on a glass of iced tea !!
> # - Happy Birthday to you!
> Squashed tomatoes and stew
> Bread and butter in the gutter
> Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
>
> Enzo does jazz hands. Yeh! :-D
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Fix the biosphere - eliminate people
GordonD
May 13, 2012, 4:03:53 PM5/13/12
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># - Happy Birthday to you!
> Squashed tomatoes and stew
> Bread and butter in the gutter
> Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
>
> Enzo does jazz hands. Yeh! :-D
Happy birthday, Martin!
> Squashed tomatoes and stew
> Bread and butter in the gutter
> Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
>
> Enzo does jazz hands. Yeh! :-D
--
Gordon Davie
Edinburgh, Scotland
"Slipped the surly bonds of Earth...to touch the face of God."
Bigbazza
May 13, 2012, 9:03:29 PM5/13/12
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you...
Barry Oz
MartinS
May 13, 2012, 10:55:12 PM5/13/12
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>># - Happy Birthday to you!
>> Squashed tomatoes and stew
>> Bread and butter in the gutter
>> Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>
>> Enzo does jazz hands. Yeh! :-D
>
> Happy birthday, Martin!
Thanks to everyone I didn't already thank on the other group.
>> Squashed tomatoes and stew
>> Bread and butter in the gutter
>> Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>
>> Enzo does jazz hands. Yeh! :-D
>
> Happy birthday, Martin!
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Martin S.
MartinS
May 13, 2012, 10:57:06 PM5/13/12
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"Truebrit" <true...@hotmail.com> wrote:
also Mothers' Day.
--
Martin S.
>>"Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> # - Happy Birthday to you!
>> Squashed tomatoes and stew
>> Bread and butter in the gutter
>> Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>
>> Enzo does jazz hands. Yeh! :-D
>
> All the best, mate. Hope you have a great day. Get Libby to take you
> somewhere nice for a nosh up. ;-)
We had a nice nosh up at home. The restaurants were probably busy, it being
>> # - Happy Birthday to you!
>> Squashed tomatoes and stew
>> Bread and butter in the gutter
>> Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>
>> Enzo does jazz hands. Yeh! :-D
>
> All the best, mate. Hope you have a great day. Get Libby to take you
> somewhere nice for a nosh up. ;-)
also Mothers' Day.
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Martin S.
GordonD
May 14, 2012, 6:35:09 AM5/14/12
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It can be difficult having your own personal reason to celebrate on the same
day as a general celebration, if you follow. If Libby had taken you out, I'm
sure she would have hated people thinking she was your mum! (Now if it had
been *Father's Day*...)
Speaking of occasions when people are celebrating, about twenty years ago I
had to go down to Chesterfield for work reasons. (I had to do it on several
occasions but this was the very first time.) My train arrived in the early
evening so I checked into my hotel, freshened up and decided to go for
something to eat. I was in the mood for Chinese food so I looked in the
Yellow Pages and found a restaurant within walking distance of the hotel. I
went there and asked for a table for one, and got an odd look from the
waiter. They found me a table and I ate my meal, but was conscious
throughout of the other customers continually glancing over at me. I began
to worry that I had a smudge on my nose or something like that but didn't
pay too much attention. I finished eating, paid my bill and walked back to
the hotel, then switched on the TV in my room. And the presenter said
something that made the penny drop.
It was sodding Valentine's Day! The restaurant was full of couples out for a
romantic evening, and there I was, eating on my own, and for all the world
looking as if I'd been stood up! The only good point is that I didn't
realise until afterwards, or I'd have slid under the table in humiliation...
news:nw_rr.4267$x11....@newsfe21.iad...
day as a general celebration, if you follow. If Libby had taken you out, I'm
sure she would have hated people thinking she was your mum! (Now if it had
been *Father's Day*...)
Speaking of occasions when people are celebrating, about twenty years ago I
had to go down to Chesterfield for work reasons. (I had to do it on several
occasions but this was the very first time.) My train arrived in the early
evening so I checked into my hotel, freshened up and decided to go for
something to eat. I was in the mood for Chinese food so I looked in the
Yellow Pages and found a restaurant within walking distance of the hotel. I
went there and asked for a table for one, and got an odd look from the
waiter. They found me a table and I ate my meal, but was conscious
throughout of the other customers continually glancing over at me. I began
to worry that I had a smudge on my nose or something like that but didn't
pay too much attention. I finished eating, paid my bill and walked back to
the hotel, then switched on the TV in my room. And the presenter said
something that made the penny drop.
It was sodding Valentine's Day! The restaurant was full of couples out for a
romantic evening, and there I was, eating on my own, and for all the world
looking as if I'd been stood up! The only good point is that I didn't
realise until afterwards, or I'd have slid under the table in humiliation...
@btinternet.com Carol
May 14, 2012, 12:47:04 PM5/14/12
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># - Happy Birthday to you!
> Squashed tomatoes and stew
> Bread and butter in the gutter
> Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
>
> Enzo does jazz hands. Yeh! :-D
>
>
> --
> Enzo
Happy Birthday toooo yoooooo
> Squashed tomatoes and stew
> Bread and butter in the gutter
> Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
>
> Enzo does jazz hands. Yeh! :-D
>
>
> --
> Enzo
xxx
Mudge
May 14, 2012, 2:10:32 PM5/14/12
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On 2012-05-14 04:35:09 -0600, GordonD said:
> The only good point is that I didn't realise until afterwards, or I'd
> have slid under the table in humiliation...
But, you did evenyually slide under the table - did you not ???
> The only good point is that I didn't realise until afterwards, or I'd
> have slid under the table in humiliation...
Just askin' while grinning ever so eveilly at the thought
GordonD
May 14, 2012, 2:53:28 PM5/14/12
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"Mudge" <Nos...@never.ever> wrote in message
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> On 2012-05-14 04:35:09 -0600, GordonD said:
>
>> The only good point is that I didn't realise until afterwards, or I'd
>> have slid under the table in humiliation...
>
> But, you did evenyually slide under the table - did you not ???
No, that was at the ping.
>
>> The only good point is that I didn't realise until afterwards, or I'd
>> have slid under the table in humiliation...
>
> But, you did evenyually slide under the table - did you not ???
MartinS
May 14, 2012, 3:46:42 PM5/14/12
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"GordonD" <g.d...@btinternet.com> wrote:
> "MartinS" <m...@my.place.invalid> wrote...
Libby and I don't celebrate Mothers' Day, since she isn't the mother of
my children. However, her son made his annual phone call (sometimes he
remembers her birthday too), but it was *my* daughter who sent her a
bouquet of flowers.
--
Martin S.
> "MartinS" <m...@my.place.invalid> wrote...
>> "Truebrit" <true...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>"Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>> # - Happy Birthday to you!
>>>> Squashed tomatoes and stew
>>>> Bread and butter in the gutter
>>>> Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>>>
>>>> Enzo does jazz hands. Yeh! :-D
>>>
>>> All the best, mate. Hope you have a great day. Get Libby to take you
>>> somewhere nice for a nosh up. ;-)
>>
>> We had a nice nosh up at home. The restaurants were probably busy, it
>> being also Mothers' Day.
>
> It can be difficult having your own personal reason to celebrate on
> the same day as a general celebration, if you follow. If Libby had
> taken you out, I'm sure she would have hated people thinking she was
> your mum! (Now if it had been *Father's Day*...)
Hmmm, no comment on that.
>>>>"Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>> # - Happy Birthday to you!
>>>> Squashed tomatoes and stew
>>>> Bread and butter in the gutter
>>>> Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>>>
>>>> Enzo does jazz hands. Yeh! :-D
>>>
>>> All the best, mate. Hope you have a great day. Get Libby to take you
>>> somewhere nice for a nosh up. ;-)
>>
>> We had a nice nosh up at home. The restaurants were probably busy, it
>> being also Mothers' Day.
>
> It can be difficult having your own personal reason to celebrate on
> the same day as a general celebration, if you follow. If Libby had
> taken you out, I'm sure she would have hated people thinking she was
> your mum! (Now if it had been *Father's Day*...)
Libby and I don't celebrate Mothers' Day, since she isn't the mother of
my children. However, her son made his annual phone call (sometimes he
remembers her birthday too), but it was *my* daughter who sent her a
bouquet of flowers.
--
Martin S.
Ophelia
May 14, 2012, 3:59:00 PM5/14/12
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Enzo Matrix
May 14, 2012, 4:40:59 PM5/14/12
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GordonD writted:
got the meal for free.
> Speaking of occasions when people are celebrating, about twenty years ago
> I had to go down to Chesterfield for work reasons. (I had to do it on
> several occasions but this was the very first time.) My train arrived in
> the early evening so I checked into my hotel, freshened up and decided to
> go for something to eat. I was in the mood for Chinese food so I looked in
> the Yellow Pages and found a restaurant within walking distance of the
> hotel. I went there and asked for a table for one, and got an odd look
> from the waiter. They found me a table and I ate my meal, but was
> conscious throughout of the other customers continually glancing over at
> me. I began to worry that I had a smudge on my nose or something like that
> but didn't pay too much attention. I finished eating, paid my bill and
> walked back to the hotel, then switched on the TV in my room. And the
> presenter said something that made the penny drop.
>
> It was sodding Valentine's Day! The restaurant was full of couples out for
> a romantic evening, and there I was, eating on my own, and for all the
> world looking as if I'd been stood up! The only good point is that I
> didn't realise until afterwards, or I'd have slid under the table in
> humiliation...
Or... you could have burst into tears as you were paying. You might have
> I had to go down to Chesterfield for work reasons. (I had to do it on
> several occasions but this was the very first time.) My train arrived in
> the early evening so I checked into my hotel, freshened up and decided to
> go for something to eat. I was in the mood for Chinese food so I looked in
> the Yellow Pages and found a restaurant within walking distance of the
> hotel. I went there and asked for a table for one, and got an odd look
> from the waiter. They found me a table and I ate my meal, but was
> conscious throughout of the other customers continually glancing over at
> me. I began to worry that I had a smudge on my nose or something like that
> but didn't pay too much attention. I finished eating, paid my bill and
> walked back to the hotel, then switched on the TV in my room. And the
> presenter said something that made the penny drop.
>
> It was sodding Valentine's Day! The restaurant was full of couples out for
> a romantic evening, and there I was, eating on my own, and for all the
> world looking as if I'd been stood up! The only good point is that I
> didn't realise until afterwards, or I'd have slid under the table in
> humiliation...
got the meal for free.
GordonD
May 14, 2012, 5:55:52 PM5/14/12
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expenses.
MartinS
May 15, 2012, 12:50:00 AM5/15/12
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"Ophelia" <Oph...@elsinore.me.uk> wrote:
> "MartinS" <m...@my.place.invalid> wrote...
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Martin S.
> "MartinS" <m...@my.place.invalid> wrote...
>> "GordonD" <g.d...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>> "MartinS" <m...@my.place.invalid> wrote...
>>>> "Truebrit" <true...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>"Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> # - Happy Birthday to you!
>>>>>> Squashed tomatoes and stew
>>>>>> Bread and butter in the gutter
>>>>>> Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Enzo does jazz hands. Yeh! :-D
>>>>>
>>>>> All the best, mate. Hope you have a great day. Get Libby to take
>>>>> you somewhere nice for a nosh up. ;-)
>>>>
>>>> We had a nice nosh up at home. The restaurants were probably busy,
>>>> it being also Mothers' Day.
>>>
>>> It can be difficult having your own personal reason to celebrate on
>>> the same day as a general celebration, if you follow. If Libby had
>>> taken you out, I'm sure she would have hated people thinking she was
>>> your mum! (Now if it had been *Father's Day*...)
>>
>> Hmmm, no comment on that.
>>
>> Libby and I don't celebrate Mothers' Day, since she isn't the mother
>> of my children. However, her son made his annual phone call
>> (sometimes he remembers her birthday too), but it was *my* daughter
>> who sent her a bouquet of flowers.
>
> Awwwwwww bless her:) You have a lovely daughter:)
Indeed I do.
>>> "MartinS" <m...@my.place.invalid> wrote...
>>>> "Truebrit" <true...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>"Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> # - Happy Birthday to you!
>>>>>> Squashed tomatoes and stew
>>>>>> Bread and butter in the gutter
>>>>>> Happy birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Enzo does jazz hands. Yeh! :-D
>>>>>
>>>>> All the best, mate. Hope you have a great day. Get Libby to take
>>>>> you somewhere nice for a nosh up. ;-)
>>>>
>>>> We had a nice nosh up at home. The restaurants were probably busy,
>>>> it being also Mothers' Day.
>>>
>>> It can be difficult having your own personal reason to celebrate on
>>> the same day as a general celebration, if you follow. If Libby had
>>> taken you out, I'm sure she would have hated people thinking she was
>>> your mum! (Now if it had been *Father's Day*...)
>>
>> Hmmm, no comment on that.
>>
>> Libby and I don't celebrate Mothers' Day, since she isn't the mother
>> of my children. However, her son made his annual phone call
>> (sometimes he remembers her birthday too), but it was *my* daughter
>> who sent her a bouquet of flowers.
>
> Awwwwwww bless her:) You have a lovely daughter:)
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Martin S.
GordonD
May 15, 2012, 5:02:49 AM5/15/12
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stepmother as you can get!
Ophelia
May 15, 2012, 5:43:21 AM5/15/12
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MartinS
May 15, 2012, 10:17:14 PM5/15/12
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Martin S.
Ophelia
May 16, 2012, 5:44:50 AM5/16/12
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"MartinS" <m...@my.place.invalid> wrote in message
>>>>> Libby and I don't celebrate Mothers' Day, since she isn't the
>>>>> mother of my children. However, her son made his annual phone call
>>>>> (sometimes he remembers her birthday too), but it was *my* daughter
>>>>> who sent her a bouquet of flowers.
>>>>
>>>> Awwwwwww bless her:) You have a lovely daughter:)
>>>
>>> Indeed I do.
>>
>> And Libby is about as far removed from the stereotype of the wicked
>> stepmother as you can get!
>
> The card with the flowers said "Happy Wicked Stepmother's Day"!
She might not be daughters Mother but daughter sure has a lot of affection
for her:)
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