66 today!!

[Nemo]

Iyyyyy'm . .

66 today, 66 today!
I'm not 65 no more -
Now it's 6 years plus three-score!

Too cold to get down to the West End today. I got frozen to the marrow
and a lamp-post yesterday!! I'll try tomorrow and see what I can find
for a suitable birfday present from me to me!!

Any suggestions?

Nemo.
When I was 65, I really felt alive!
Now I'm 66, I need to learn new tricks!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <QOJ%s.13476$Og1...@fx10.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:

The old Trixe threw you out?
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"I can remember when a liberal was one
who was generous with his own money"
Will Rogers

[TB]

On Mar 12, 10:43 am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> Iyyyyy'm . .
>
> 66 today, 66 today!
> I'm not 65 no more -
> Now it's 6 years plus three-score!
>
> Too cold to get down to the West End today. I got frozen to the marrow
> and a lamp-post yesterday!! I'll try tomorrow and see what I can find
> for a suitable birfday present from me to me!!
>
> Any suggestions?

eHarmony.com?

[Bill Taylor]

On Mar 13, 6:43 am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:

> 66 today, 66 today!

So, you are a mini-beast!

________________
| |
| | <---- insert pic of mini-beast here
| |
|_______ ________|

[Roger the Saurus]

"Bill Taylor" <wfc.t...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:a38ef47e-79dc-4adf...@vv8g2000pbc.googlegroups.com...

Minnie Beast - what fun we used to have with her! She had two backs you
know.
--
Roger the Saurus
(remove bollix to reply)

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> When I was 65, I really felt alive!
>> Now I'm 66, I need to learn new tricks!
>The old Trixe threw you out?

Hey he's young enough to adapt.
Put one before the other and go trojan along.

[Nemo]

On 12/03/2013 18:17, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <QOJ%s.13476$Og1...@fx10.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>> Iyyyyy'm . .
>>
>> 66 today, 66 today!
>> I'm not 65 no more -
>> Now it's 6 years plus three-score!
>>
>> Too cold to get down to the West End today. I got frozen to the marrow
>> and a lamp-post yesterday!! I'll try tomorrow and see what I can find
>> for a suitable birfday present from me to me!!
>>
>> Any suggestions?
>>
>> Nemo.
>> When I was 65, I really felt alive!
>> Now I'm 66, I need to learn new tricks!
> The old Trixe threw you out?
>

Ohhh thank you most sincerely for your kind good wishes for my birthday!!

[Nemo]

Ohhh thank *you* most sincerely for your kind good wishes for my birthday!!

[Nemo]

Huge LOL! I've had enough of that sort of rubbish, but thanks. Looks
like your heart is in the right place. Let's hope it stays there!

[Nemo]

On 13/03/2013 06:26, Bill Taylor wrote:
> On Mar 13, 6:43 am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>
>> 66 today, 66 today!
>
> So, you are a mini-beast!
>
> ________________
> | |
>

/)/)
( �.�)
o(('')('')

(Lurker - a.b.clip-art ages ago.)

[Nemo]

On 13/03/2013 15:10, Roger the Saurus wrote:
>
> "Bill Taylor" <wfc.t...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:a38ef47e-79dc-4adf...@vv8g2000pbc.googlegroups.com...
>> On Mar 13, 6:43 am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>
>>> 66 today, 66 today!
>>
>> So, you are a mini-beast!
>>
>> ________________
>> | |
>> | | <---- insert pic of mini-beast here
>> | |
>> |_______ ________|
>
> Minnie Beast - what fun we used to have with her! She had two backs you
> know.

She was a man-mounting?

[Bill Taylor]

On Mar 14, 6:47 pm, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:

>      /)/)
>     ( °.°)
>   o(('')('')

Nice!

>     <---- insert pic of mini-beast here

And here's an even minnier one... >-:::8

-- biological bill

[GordonD]

"Nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
news:QOJ%s.13476$Og1...@fx10.fr7...

Just don't go to heaven when you're 67!

Belated happy birthday, Nemo!
--
Gordon Davie
Edinburgh, Scotland

"Slipped the surly bonds of Earth...to touch the face of God."

[Nick]

"Nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
news:QOJ%s.13476$Og1...@fx10.fr7...

A belated Happy Birthday - hope you had fun! :-)

--
Nick

[MartinS]

"Nick" <paci...@btopenworld.com> wrote:
> "Nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote...

>> Iyyyyy'm . .
>>
>> 66 today, 66 today!
>> I'm not 65 no more -
>> Now it's 6 years plus three-score!
>>
>> Too cold to get down to the West End today. I got frozen to the
>> marrow and a lamp-post yesterday!! I'll try tomorrow and see what I
>> can find for a suitable birfday present from me to me!!
>>
>> Any suggestions?
>>
>> Nemo.
>> When I was 65, I really felt alive!
>> Now I'm 66, I need to learn new tricks!
>
> A belated Happy Birthday - hope you had fun! :-)

Although, as Wilfred Pickles used to say on t' telly, "Do you suffer
from lumbago or arthritis? It's not much fun, is it?" - before holding
up a tin of Fynnon Salts.

--
Martin S

[Judith]

In article <_qd0t.15674$Wt4....@fx31.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:

Here are some more.

Much-older Judith

--
Nature is a large damp space where birds fly about uncooked.
-Oscar Wilde

[Nemo]

Don't tell me David Cameraman and Click! Neg! are going to tax us all
for being biological now!

[Nemo]

On 14/03/2013 12:54, GordonD wrote:
> "Nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
> news:QOJ%s.13476$Og1...@fx10.fr7...
>> Iyyyyy'm . .
>>
>> 66 today, 66 today!
>> I'm not 65 no more -
>> Now it's 6 years plus three-score!
>>
>> Too cold to get down to the West End today. I got frozen to the marrow
>> and a lamp-post yesterday!! I'll try tomorrow and see what I can find
>> for a suitable birfday present from me to me!!
>>
>> Any suggestions?
>>
>> Nemo.
>> When I was 65, I really felt alive!
>> Now I'm 66, I need to learn new tricks!
>
>
> Just don't go to heaven when you're 67!
>
> Belated happy birthday, Nemo!

Fan queue! - And you're sure I'll be going to heaven when the time
comes? I hope you're right.

[Nemo]

Thanks - but after getting frozed stiff the day before, I stayed put,
ensconced in the nice and warm to recover. The entire icy output of the
Arctic seemed to be blasting down Camden Road!!

Ensconce: A wall-mounted luminaire for hanging chickens from.

[Nemo]

Haddie taken any or was the tin a dummy like him?

[Nemo]

You're as young as you feel! . . . . . . . . thinks: Oh, my aching back!

[Bill Taylor]

On Mar 16, 5:26 pm, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:

> > And here's an even minnier one...     >-:::8
>
> > -- biological bill
>
> Don't tell me David Cameraman and Click! Neg! are going to tax us all
> for being biological now!

David Camisole and Nicked Leg have nothing to do with the case!

(I quote the reply made re QE1 on a horse, by Queen Victoria,
of whom I have a saucy oil painting here, if you're innerested...)

-- Willyum

[Ivan D. Reid]

On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 04:41:27 +0000, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote in <ZJS0t.60562$oT.3...@fx26.fr7>:

> You're as young as you feel! . . . . . . . . thinks: Oh, my aching back!

You too? Tho' you've got nearly a demi-decade on me...

Then there's the saying that "you're only as old as the woman you
feel," to which I reply, "Woman? What's that?"

As diver Valerie Cropp said,
#If the eel that you feel doesn't feel like an eel,
#That's a moray!

--
Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration,
Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

[Bill Taylor]

> #If the eel that you feel doesn't feel like an eel,
> #That's a moray!

The version I heard was

"If you swim in the sea
And a fish bites your knee
That's a moray...."

Then there's also...

"If some county you've seen
North-west of Aberdeen
That's a Moray..."

b

[Frank McCoy]

You guys really ARE asking for it, aren't you:

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand
And that's not what you planned
That's a moray.

When our habits are strange
And our customs deranged
That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw
And the bales total four
That's some more hay.

When your horse munches bales
And the hole in them tells tales
That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife
Gets strangled in strife
That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight
Waves his sword in a fight
That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze
In a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine
And you tied up her line
That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests
Like you did all the rest
That's some more "A"s!

When on Mt. Cook you see
An aborigine,
That's a Maori.

A comedian-ham
With the name Amsterdam
That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham
Is so full and so crammed
That smore.

When you go to Salt Lake
And you see Mrs. Blake
That's a Mormon -

When your friend in dis sports
Turns out to be a corpse
That's a Morte.

If two grids intersect
and a pattern reflect
that's a moire.

Need the Hindi for "our?"
I can save you an hour...
that's "hamare."

When the trivia game
asks for "Borges' first name"
That's, um, "Jorge."

In the _Post_ there's a Li-
-sa who writes 'bout TV
That's de Moraes
(Lisa de Moraes is a TV writer for _The Washington Post_; we get her
columns on the wire...)

When a former James Bond
Takes a trip 'cross the pond
That's a Moore, eh?

When a Stooge pulls a gun
That can zap Curly's buns,
That's a Moe Ray..

If a fine grade you win
at a college named Bryn
that's a Mawr "A";

When the Duck spells "complain"
with a fine bauxite rain
that's an ore "a".

When you swim in the sea
and an eel bites your knee;
that's a moray.

A New Zealander man,
With a permanent tan,
That's a Maori

When two patterns combine,
in a way serpentine;
that's a moire.

A politician who thinks,
That the'Labor Party stinks,
That's a Tory!

He tells jokes; he's a ham;
his last name's Amsterdam;
that's a Morey.

If "King Kong" had gone flat,
Rent the flick "Vampire Bat";
That's some more Wray.

"When French language you gain
And you come home through Spain
That word's 'rentrer.'

"When the flicks are your thing
And you like the scream queens
That's De Mornay!

"When your eye's got a beef
And med's <i>per oculis</i>
That's a sty made.

"When you walk 'cross a floor
And it's wood door-to-door
That's some parquet!"

If a Canadian Lass
Sees the bottom of her glass
Pour some more ay?

If there's a hole in the ground
In which copper can be found
That's a quarry

If there's frost on the vine
but it's very light and fine
It's just hoarry

If your truck's run amok
Now its stuck in the U.K.
That's a lorry

When you've had quite enough
Of this dumb rhyming stuff
That's "No more!", eh?

--
_____
/ ' / ™
,-/-, __ __. ____ /_
(_/ / (_(_/|_/ / <_/ <_

[GordonD]

"Bill Taylor" <wfc.t...@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:e262a21f-6c8a-4c1b...@w2g2000pbw.googlegroups.com...

There's a warrior man
Comes from ancient Japan
That's samurai...

[Walter Bushell]

In article <esqak8dss368fv8rl...@4ax.com>,

Frank McCoy <mcc...@millcomm.com> wrote:

> If two grids intersect
> and a pattern reflect
> that's a moire.

If two patterns combine,
In a way serpentine,
That's a moire.

--
Gambling with Other People's Money is the meth of the fiscal industry.
me -- in the spirit of Karl and Groucho Marx

[Roger the Saurus]

"GordonD" <g.d...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:aqlkuk...@mid.individual.net...

> "Bill Taylor" <wfc.t...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:e262a21f-6c8a-4c1b...@w2g2000pbw.googlegroups.com...
>>> #If the eel that you feel doesn't feel like an eel,
>>> #That's a moray!
>>
>> The version I heard was
>>
>> "If you swim in the sea
>> And a fish bites your knee
>> That's a moray...."
>>
>> Then there's also...
>>
>> "If some county you've seen
>> North-west of Aberdeen
>> That's a Moray..."
>
>
> There's a warrior man
> Comes from ancient Japan
> That's samurai...

Lots of verses you see
In a huge parody
That's enough!

[GordonD]

"Roger the Saurus" <roge...@bollixbtinternet.com> wrote in message
news:DIydnWthw8wwNdHM...@bt.com...

You don't want any more, eh?

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>>>> "If some county you've seen
>>>> North-west of Aberdeen
>>>> That's a Moray..."
>>>
>>> There's a warrior man
>>> Comes from ancient Japan
>>> That's samurai...
>>
>> Lots of verses you see
>> In a huge parody
>> That's enough!
>
>You don't want any more, eh?
>

When a Roger starts dodging,
And complaints he is lodging,
That's a boor, hey!

[Nemo]

On 16/03/2013 16:36, Ivan D. Reid wrote:
> On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 04:41:27 +0000, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote in <ZJS0t.60562$oT.3...@fx26.fr7>:
>
>> You're as young as you feel! . . . . . . . . thinks: Oh, my aching back!
>
> You too? Tho' you've got nearly a demi-decade on me...
>
> Then there's the saying that "you're only as old as the woman you
> feel," to which I reply, "Woman? What's that?"
>
> As diver Valerie Cropp said,
> #If the eel that you feel doesn't feel like an eel,
> #That's a moray!
>

LOL!!

There's one of Chevalier's songs he daren't sing anymore. It starts,
"Sank evven . . . "
He don't want to end up in Savill Row!

[Nemo]

On 23/03/2013 12:20, GordonD wrote:
> "Roger the Saurus" <roge...@bollixbtinternet.com> wrote in message
> news:DIydnWthw8wwNdHM...@bt.com...
>> "GordonD" <g.d...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
>> news:aqlkuk...@mid.individual.net...
>>> "Bill Taylor" <wfc.t...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:e262a21f-6c8a-4c1b...@w2g2000pbw.googlegroups.com...
>>>>> #If the eel that you feel doesn't feel like an eel,
>>>>> #That's a moray!
>>>>
>>>> The version I heard was
>>>>
>>>> "If you swim in the sea
>>>> And a fish bites your knee
>>>> That's a moray...."
>>>>
>>>> Then there's also...
>>>>
>>>> "If some county you've seen
>>>> North-west of Aberdeen
>>>> That's a Moray..."
>>>
>>>
>>> There's a warrior man
>>> Comes from ancient Japan
>>> That's samurai...
>>
>> Lots of verses you see
>> In a huge parody
>> That's enough!
>
>
> You don't want any more, eh?

LOL!!

[Nemo]

You forgot to finish that with "Gorrr, mate!!" in a cockenay voice.

[R C Nesbit]

MartinS spoke:

> Although, as Wilfred Pickles used to say on t' telly, "Do you suffer
> from lumbago or arthritis? It's not much fun, is it?" - before holding
> up a tin of Fynnon Salts.

Ooh! I've bee rackin me few brains for the name of the stuff I used to
take for Rheumatism in me yoof = Fynnon Asprin!

--
Rab C Nesbit
I'm an idiot, you know!
Then why are you leaving England?
Too much competition!

[Ivan D. Reid]

On Mon, 25 Mar 2013 00:17:28 +0000, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote in <rIM3t.132571$KK6.1...@fx17.fr7>:

". . . they throw up in the most delightful way."

> He don't want to end up in Savill Row!

The Telegraph did mention to sneak in an online headline
using the words "row over Jimmy Savile" early on in the affair.

[Frederick Williams]

"Ivan D. Reid" wrote:
>
> On Mon, 25 Mar 2013 00:17:28 +0000, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote in <rIM3t.132571$KK6.1...@fx17.fr7>:
> > On 16/03/2013 16:36, Ivan D. Reid wrote:
>
> >> As diver Valerie Cropp said,
> >> #If the eel that you feel doesn't feel like an eel,
> >> #That's a moray!
>
> > LOL!!
>
> > There's one of Chevalier's songs he daren't sing anymore. It starts,
> > "Sank evven . . . "
>
> ". . . they throw up in the most delightful way."
>
> > He don't want to end up in Savill Row!
>
> The Telegraph did mention to sneak in an online headline
> using the words "row over Jimmy Savile" early on in the affair.

His name is tailor-made for puns. That should be right up afg's street.

--
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by
this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
Jonathan Swift: Thoughts on Various Subjects, Moral and Diverting

[Nemo]

On 28/03/2013 11:01, Ivan D. Reid wrote:
> On Mon, 25 Mar 2013 00:17:28 +0000, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote in <rIM3t.132571$KK6.1...@fx17.fr7>:
>> On 16/03/2013 16:36, Ivan D. Reid wrote:
>
>>> As diver Valerie Cropp said,
>>> #If the eel that you feel doesn't feel like an eel,
>>> #That's a moray!
>
>> LOL!!
>
>> There's one of Chevalier's songs he daren't sing anymore. It starts,
>> "Sank evven . . ."
>
> ". . . they throw up in the most delightful way."
>
>> He don't want to end up in Savill Row!
>
> The Telegraph did mention to sneak in an online headline
> using the words "row over Jimmy Savile" early on in the affair.
>

He was Sovile he shouldn't have lived!

[Bill Taylor]

On Mar 30, 11:31 am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:

> He was Sovile he shouldn't have lived!

Well it was clear from his hair style
that he'd never met the barber of Saville!

-- Benighted Bill

(all groans to be sent in a plain brown wrapper
including ten pounds entrance fee, to the above address)

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> He was Sovile he shouldn't have lived!
>Well it was clear from his hair style
>that he'd never met the barber of Saville!

Savilled the worst for last?

>
>-- Benighted Bill
>(all groans to be sent in a plain brown wrapper
> including ten pounds entrance fee, to the above address)

That's the farthing'st thought from my mime.

[Nemo]

On 28/03/2013 15:24, Frederick Williams wrote:
> "Ivan D. Reid" wrote:
>>
>> On Mon, 25 Mar 2013 00:17:28 +0000, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
>> wrote in <rIM3t.132571$KK6.1...@fx17.fr7>:
>>> On 16/03/2013 16:36, Ivan D. Reid wrote:
>>
>>>> As diver Valerie Cropp said,
>>>> #If the eel that you feel doesn't feel like an eel,
>>>> #That's a moray!
>>
>>> LOL!!
>>
>>> There's one of Chevalier's songs he daren't sing anymore. It starts,
>>> "Sank evven . . ."
>>
>> ". . . they throw up in the most delightful way."
>>
>>> He don't want to end up in Savill Row!
>>
>> The Telegraph did mention to sneak in an online headline
>> using the words "row over Jimmy Savile" early on in the affair.
>
> His name is tailor-made for puns. That should be right up afg's street.
>

If he were still alive the BBC would have got rid of eem straight away.
He'd be in Sackville Street right now.

[Nemo]

On the scale of morals, he was definitely at figure 'O'!

[Nemo]

On 26/03/2013 13:09, R C Nesbit wrote:
> MartinS spoke:
>> Although, as Wilfred Pickles used to say on t' telly, "Do you suffer
>> from lumbago or arthritis? It's not much fun, is it?" - before holding
>> up a tin of Fynnon Salts.
>
> Ooh! I've bee rackin me few brains for the name of the stuff I used to
> take for Rheumatism in me yoof = Fynnon Asprin!
>

Fynnon haddie mudner contract to advertise their stuff. Something fishy
there.

There's a much more effective pain killer these days much used by Welsh
farmers with green Wellington boots about their person at all times: Co
dyed ram 'ole!

What What What What What What What What What What What???

Particularly effective in farmers who like shellfish, as in: Whelk heap
a welcome in the pill-side!

[Frederick Williams]

I've never liked morals, too scaly. Also, the figures I like are more
like an '8' than a '0'. (Quote marks optional.)

[Nemo]

On 31/03/2013 13:24, Frederick Williams wrote:
> Nemo wrote:
>>
>> On 30/03/2013 11:42, Bill Taylor wrote:
>>> On Mar 30, 11:31 am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>
>>>> He was Sovile he shouldn't have lived!
>>>
>>> Well it was clear from his hair style
>>> that he'd never met the barber of Saville!
>>>
>>> -- Benighted Bill
>>>
>>> (all groans to be sent in a plain brown wrapper
>>> including ten pounds entrance fee, to the above address)
>>>
>> On the scale of morals, he was definitely at figure 'O'!
>
> I've never liked morals, too scaly. Also, the figures I like are more
> like an '8' than a '0'. (Quote marks optional.)
>

One fat lady or ditto with no waist at all?

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>>> On the scale of morals, he was definitely at figure 'O'!
>> I've never liked morals, too scaly. Also, the figures I like are more
>> like an '8' than a '0'. (Quote marks optional.)
>One fat lady or ditto with no waist at all?

Wasp waisted or just wasted?

[Ivan D. Reid]

On Sun, 31 Mar 2013 13:14:32 +0100, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote in <JMV5t.251429$Wt4.1...@fx31.fr7>:

> There's a much more effective pain killer these days much used by Welsh
> farmers with green Wellington boots about their person at all times: Co
> dyed ram 'ole!

Due to a certain internal problem, I'm now permanently on O-me-p'r-az-ole!

[Bill Taylor]

> > There's a much more effective pain killer these days much used by Welsh
> > farmers with green Wellington boots about their person at all times: Co
> > dyed ram 'ole!
>
>   Due to a certain internal problem, I'm now permanently on O-me-p'r-az-ole!

Egg-shelly, those Welsh farmers used to get bothered by their
cattle getting their feet stuck in the mud; but now they
laugh it off with a dose of Oxy-toes-in!

-- Bucolic Bill

[Nemo]

Sheer wasted. She threw her tailors' great big scissors away.

[Nemo]

Roger the Dodger?? Wasn't he a character in the Dino or Bandy??

Nemo. (Still alive!)

[Nemo]

On 01/04/2013 16:02, Sir F.A. Rien wrote:

Bee Bottomed! - All hairy with a yellow or orange stripe round it!
That'd bee a novelty!

[Nemo]

On 02/04/2013 00:41, Ivan D. Reid wrote:
> On Sun, 31 Mar 2013 13:14:32 +0100, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote in <JMV5t.251429$Wt4.1...@fx31.fr7>:
>
>> There's a much more effective pain killer these days much used by Welsh
>> farmers with green Wellington boots about their person at all times: Co
>> dyed ram 'ole!
>
> Due to a certain internal problem, I'm now permanently on O-me-p'r-az-ole!
>

Poor old omi!

Nemo (Still alive!)

[Nemo]

. . while it's Alf who's 'ozin the crops down all day big horse it's
gettin increase-ingly uncomfortable for him to sit down!

[MartinS]

There was a young girl from Cape Cod
Who thought babies were fashioned by God.
But it wasn�t the Almighty
Who lifted her nightie,
It was Roger the lodger, the sod!

--
Martin S

[Nemo]

On 02/04/2013 00:41, Ivan D. Reid wrote:

> On Sun, 31 Mar 2013 13:14:32 +0100, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote in <JMV5t.251429$Wt4.1...@fx31.fr7>:
>
>> There's a much more effective pain killer these days much used by Welsh
>> farmers with green Wellington boots about their person at all times: Co
>> dyed ram 'ole!
>
> Due to a certain internal problem, I'm now permanently on O-me-p'r-az-ole!
>

For Om� Palon�s only!

[MartinS]

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> Ivan D. Reid wrote:

>> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>
>>> There's a much more effective pain killer these days much used by
>>> Welsh farmers with green Wellington boots about their person at all
>>> times: Co dyed ram 'ole!
>>
>> Due to a certain internal problem, I'm now permanently on
>> O-me-p'r-az-ole!
>>
> For Om� Palon�s only!

Oooh! Mr. 'Orne!

--
Martin S

[Nemo]

On 09/04/2013 23:37, MartinS wrote:
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>> Ivan D. Reid wrote:
>>> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>
>>>> There's a much more effective pain killer these days much used by
>>>> Welsh farmers with green Wellington boots about their person at all
>>>> times: Co dyed ram 'ole!
>>>
>>> Due to a certain internal problem, I'm now permanently on
>>> O-me-p'r-az-ole!
>>>

>> For Omé Palonés only!
>
> Oooh! Mr. 'Orne!
>
Ooooh! Mr. Williams!

To eke his own!

[MartinS]

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> MartinS wrote:
>> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>> Ivan D. Reid wrote:
>>>> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> There's a much more effective pain killer these days much used by
>>>>> Welsh farmers with green Wellington boots about their person at
>>>>> all times: Co dyed ram 'ole!
>>>>
>>>> Due to a certain internal problem, I'm now permanently on
>>>> O-me-p'r-az-ole!
>>>>

>>> For Om� Palon�s only!

>>
>> Oooh! Mr. 'Orne!
>>
> Ooooh! Mr. Williams!
>
> To eke his own!

Bona to vader your dolly old eke!

--
Martin S

[Nemo]

When is your next Pink Oboe concert?

[Nemo]

Obviously, he hadn't come to read the metre!

(Noah fence)

[MartinS]

Nun tae ken.

--
Martin S

[Nemo]

On 28/05/2013 19:02, MartinS wrote:
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>> On 08/04/2013 15:59, MartinS wrote:
>>> Nemo (Still alive!) wrote:
>>>> Sir F.A. Rien wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "If some county you've seen
>>>>>>>>> North-west of Aberdeen
>>>>>>>>> That's a Moray..."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> There's a warrior man
>>>>>>>> Comes from ancient Japan
>>>>>>>> That's samurai...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Lots of verses you see
>>>>>>> In a huge parody
>>>>>>> That's enough!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You don't want any more, eh?

>>>>>>Mister haaaahhn hass taken holy odours?

>>>>> When a Roger starts dodging,
>>>>> And complaints he is lodging,
>>>>> That's a boor, hey!
>>>>>
>>>> Roger the Dodger?? Wasn't he a character in the Dino or Bandy??
>>>
>>> There was a young girl from Cape Cod
>>> Who thought babies were fashioned by God.
>>> But it wasn’t the Almighty
>>> Who lifted her nightie,
>>> It was Roger the lodger, the sod!
>>>
>> Obviously, he hadn't come to read the metre!
>>
>> (Noah fence)
>
> Nun tae ken.
>

Joe N. Ginsberg: "Mister Haaahhhn has taken holy odours?"

[Nemo]

On 14/03/2013 12:54, GordonD wrote:
> "Nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
> news:QOJ%s.13476$Og1...@fx10.fr7...
>> Iyyyyy'm . .
>>
>> 66 today, 66 today!
>> I'm not 65 no more -
>> Now it's 6 years plus three-score!
>>
>> Too cold to get down to the West End today. I got frozen to the marrow
>> and a lamp-post yesterday!! I'll try tomorrow and see what I can find
>> for a suitable birfday present from me to me!!
>>
>> Any suggestions?
>>
>> Nemo.
>> When I was 65, I really felt alive!
>> Now I'm 66, I need to learn new tricks!
>
>
> Just don't go to heaven when you're 67!
>
> Belated happy birthday, Nemo!

If I haven't replied already, fan queue!

[Nemo]

On 16/03/2013 16:36, Ivan D. Reid wrote:
> On Sat, 16 Mar 2013 04:41:27 +0000, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote in <ZJS0t.60562$oT.3...@fx26.fr7>:
>
>> You're as young as you feel! . . . . . . . . thinks: Oh, my aching back!
>
> You too? Tho' you've got nearly a demi-decade on me...
>
> Then there's the saying that "you're only as old as the woman you
> feel," to which I reply, "Woman? What's that?"

>
> As diver Valerie Cropp said,
> #If the eel that you feel doesn't feel like an eel,
> #That's a moray!
>

Whilst Lotte Hass thrust up in triumph out of the water after her
husband got ate by a shark and shouted to the camera, "Look! No Hans!!"

[Nemo]

On 28/03/2013 11:01, Ivan D. Reid wrote:
> On Mon, 25 Mar 2013 00:17:28 +0000, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote in <rIM3t.132571$KK6.1...@fx17.fr7>:

>> On 16/03/2013 16:36, Ivan D. Reid wrote:
>
>>> As diver Valerie Cropp said,
>>> #If the eel that you feel doesn't feel like an eel,
>>> #That's a moray!
>

>> LOL!!
>
>> There's one of Chevalier's songs he daren't sing anymore. It starts,
>> "Sank evven . . ."
>
> ". . . they throw up in the most delightful way."
>
>> He don't want to end up in Savill Row!
>
> The Telegraph did mention to sneak in an online headline
> using the words "row over Jimmy Savile" early on in the affair.
>

Row over eem?! Depth charges they should have dropped!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <og5Lt.29204$Sr7....@fx08.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>> As diver Valerie Cropp said,
> >>> #If the eel that you feel doesn't feel like an eel,
> >>> #That's a moray!
> >> LOL!!
> >> There's one of Chevalier's songs he daren't sing anymore. It starts,
> >> "Sank evven . . ."
> > ". . . they throw up in the most delightful way."
> >> He don't want to end up in Savill Row!
> > The Telegraph did mention to sneak in an online headline
> > using the words "row over Jimmy Savile" early on in the affair.
> Row over eem?! Depth charges they should have dropped!

But that got torpedoed by the powers that be.
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"I can remember when a liberal was one
who was generous with his own money"
Will Rogers

[Nemo]

On 03/08/2013 12:10, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <og5Lt.29204$Sr7....@fx08.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>> As diver Valerie Cropp said,
>>>>> #If the eel that you feel doesn't feel like an eel,
>>>>> #That's a moray!
>>>> LOL!!
>>>> There's one of Chevalier's songs he daren't sing anymore. It starts,
>>>> "Sank evven . . ."
>>> ". . . they throw up in the most delightful way."
>>>> He don't want to end up in Savill Row!
>>> The Telegraph did mention to sneak in an online headline
>>> using the words "row over Jimmy Savile" early on in the affair.
>> Row over eem?! Depth charges they should have dropped!
> But that got torpedoed by the powers that be.
>

The "Bs" with the power, you mean!