Happy Birthday, RO!

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 26, 2009, 12:16:48 AM11/26/09

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# - Happy Birthday to you
Squashed tomatoes and stew
Bread and butter in the gutter
Happy Birthday to yooooooooooooooooooo!

<Jazz hands> Yeh! :-D

I shall be raising Tanglefoot to your very good health later on! :-)

--
Enzo

I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Alex Cunningham

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Nov 26, 2009, 12:48:51 AM11/26/09

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>"Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote:
># - Happy Birthday to you
> Squashed tomatoes and stew
> Bread and butter in the gutter
> Happy Birthday to yooooooooooooooooooo!
>
> <Jazz hands> Yeh! :-D
>
> I shall be raising Tanglefoot to your very good health later on! :-)
>
> --
>

Same here O. Hope you have a great day.
Alex & Gerry C.

Waldo Centini

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Nov 26, 2009, 1:25:13 AM11/26/09

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On or about Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:16:48 -0000 Enzo Matrix wroted:

> <Jazz hands> Yeh! :-D

What he says! {{{{{{{{{{O}}}}}}}}}}

--
Waldo Centini
*** He Who Lives Longest Drinks Most***

Ophelia

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Nov 26, 2009, 2:11:23 AM11/26/09

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"Waldo Centini" <waldoremovethis...@gmailandthisone.com> wrote
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> On or about Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:16:48 -0000 Enzo Matrix wroted:
>
>> <Jazz hands> Yeh! :-D
>
> What he says! {{{{{{{{{{O}}}}}}}}}}

Thank you m'dear:)

Ophelia

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Nov 26, 2009, 2:11:43 AM11/26/09

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Thank you darlings:)

Ophelia

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Nov 26, 2009, 2:10:44 AM11/26/09

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># - Happy Birthday to you
> Squashed tomatoes and stew
> Bread and butter in the gutter
> Happy Birthday to yooooooooooooooooooo!
>
> <Jazz hands> Yeh! :-D
>
> I shall be raising Tanglefoot to your very good health later on! :-)

Thanks luvvie:)

@btinternet.com Carol

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Nov 26, 2009, 3:04:57 AM11/26/09

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># - Happy Birthday to you
> Squashed tomatoes and stew
> Bread and butter in the gutter
> Happy Birthday to yooooooooooooooooooo!
>
> <Jazz hands> Yeh! :-D
>
> I shall be raising Tanglefoot to your very good health later on! :-)
>
> --
> Enzo

Happy Birthday RO. Two groups two huge cakes.
xxx

Gill

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Nov 26, 2009, 3:20:10 AM11/26/09

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"Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote

># - Happy Birthday to you
> Squashed tomatoes and stew
> Bread and butter in the gutter
> Happy Birthday to yooooooooooooooooooo!
>
> <Jazz hands> Yeh! :-D
>
> I shall be raising Tanglefoot to your very good health later on! :-)

Many happy returns! Have a great day :-)

Ophelia

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Nov 26, 2009, 6:49:37 AM11/26/09

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Thank you:) As you know, I don't like cake so they are both on their way to
you:)

Ophelia

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Nov 26, 2009, 6:49:56 AM11/26/09

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Thank you RGil:)

@btinternet.com Carol

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Nov 26, 2009, 9:11:26 AM11/26/09

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Runs off to get a plate

Mick Fanner

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Nov 26, 2009, 12:15:27 PM11/26/09

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On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:16:48 +0000, Enzo Matrix wrote:

> Happy Birthday to you

Being the perfect gent that I am, I wouldn't dream of asking how old you
are, but I am a bit intrigued cos my brother shares your birfday.

Wouldn't it be dead spooky if you and him were born on the same day.

Have a happy one anyway.

--
Mick. <Heu! Tintinnuntius meus sonat>

"A drum, a drum; Mickbeth doth come."

Ophelia

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Nov 26, 2009, 12:17:52 PM11/26/09

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> On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:16:48 +0000, Enzo Matrix wrote:
>
>> Happy Birthday to you
>
> Being the perfect gent that I am, I wouldn't dream of asking how old you
> are, but I am a bit intrigued cos my brother shares your birfday.
>
> Wouldn't it be dead spooky if you and him were born on the same day.

Cor. Twinnies seperamated at birf!!!

> Have a happy one anyway.

Fankee!!!

btw if you email me I will tell ya:))

Mick Fanner

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Nov 26, 2009, 2:06:05 PM11/26/09

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On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:17:52 +0000, Ophelia wrote:

> btw if you email me I will tell ya:))

I'll do that.

GordonD

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Nov 26, 2009, 2:21:40 PM11/26/09

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># - Happy Birthday to you
> Squashed tomatoes and stew
> Bread and butter in the gutter
> Happy Birthday to yooooooooooooooooooo!
>
> <Jazz hands> Yeh! :-D
>
> I shall be raising Tanglefoot to your very good health later on! :-)

And I shall raise a glass of something as well - though not in the same bar.
But I'll wear my pullover back to front to commemorate the occasion.

Happy birthday, O!
--
Gordon Davie
Edinburgh, Scotland

"Slipped the surly bonds of Earth...to touch the face of God."

Ophelia

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Nov 26, 2009, 2:31:45 PM11/26/09

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> "Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:7n6haaF...@mid.individual.net...
>># - Happy Birthday to you
>> Squashed tomatoes and stew
>> Bread and butter in the gutter
>> Happy Birthday to yooooooooooooooooooo!
>>
>> <Jazz hands> Yeh! :-D
>>
>> I shall be raising Tanglefoot to your very good health later on! :-)
>
>
> And I shall raise a glass of something as well - though not in the same
> bar. But I'll wear my pullover back to front to commemorate the occasion.
>
> Happy birthday, O!

Awwwwwwww fankee luvvie:)

Mudge

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Nov 26, 2009, 4:13:58 PM11/26/09

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On 2009-11-25 22:16:48 -0700, "Enzo Matrix" said:

> # - Happy Birthday to you
> Squashed tomatoes and stew
> Bread and butter in the gutter
> Happy Birthday to yooooooooooooooooooo!
>
> <Jazz hands> Yeh! :-D
>
> I shall be raising Tanglefoot to your very good health later on! :-)

We shall sip a wee glass of Dornefelder later this afternoon !

--
The Canadian Curmudgeon (in Calgary)
Fix the biosphere - eliminate people

Mudge

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Nov 26, 2009, 4:17:38 PM11/26/09

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On 2009-11-26 07:11:26 -0700, "Carol" said:
> "Ophelia" wrote:
>> "Carol" wrote:

>>> "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
>>>> # - Happy Birthday to you
>>>> Squashed tomatoes and stew
>>>> Bread and butter in the gutter
>>>> Happy Birthday to yooooooooooooooooooo!
>>>>
>>>> <Jazz hands> Yeh! :-D
>>>>
>>>> I shall be raising Tanglefoot to your very good health later on! :-)
>>>

>>> Happy Birthday RO. Two groups two huge cakes.
>>> xxx
>>
>> Thank you:) As you know, I don't like cake so they are both on their
>> way to you:)
>
> Runs off to get a plate

Me trips Carol and steals plate, cake and 4candles

AlfaMS

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Nov 26, 2009, 4:17:44 PM11/26/09

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Mudge schrieb:

> We shall sip a wee glass of Dornefelder later this afternoon !

In the afternoon, already? Please don't over-do it Bri. :)
--
Josef

AlfaMS

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Nov 26, 2009, 4:18:36 PM11/26/09

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Mudge schrieb:

> Me trips Carol and steals plate, cake and 4candles

You wish.. :S
--
Josef

Dave

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Nov 26, 2009, 4:20:41 PM11/26/09

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Enzo Matrix wrote:
> # - Happy Birthday to you
> Squashed tomatoes and stew
> Bread and butter in the gutter
> Happy Birthday to yooooooooooooooooooo!
>
> <Jazz hands> Yeh! :-D
>
> I shall be raising Tanglefoot to your very good health later on! :-)
>

I missed this O. Happy birthday.

Dave

@btinternet.com Carol

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Nov 26, 2009, 5:05:10 PM11/26/09

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> On 2009-11-26 07:11:26 -0700, "Carol" said:
>> "Ophelia" wrote:
>>> "Carol" wrote:
>>>> "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
>>>>> # - Happy Birthday to you
>>>>> Squashed tomatoes and stew
>>>>> Bread and butter in the gutter
>>>>> Happy Birthday to yooooooooooooooooooo!
>>>>>
>>>>> <Jazz hands> Yeh! :-D
>>>>>
>>>>> I shall be raising Tanglefoot to your very good health later on! :-)
>>>>
>>>> Happy Birthday RO. Two groups two huge cakes.
>>>> xxx
>>>
>>> Thank you:) As you know, I don't like cake so they are both on their way
>>> to you:)
>>
>> Runs off to get a plate
>
> Me trips Carol and steals plate, cake and 4candles
>
>

:( :( :( Opheliaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

MartinS

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Nov 26, 2009, 11:20:45 PM11/26/09

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AlfaMS <Alf...@hotmail.com> wrote:

He has to start for bed early, you know.

--
Martin S.

MartinS

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Nov 26, 2009, 11:21:25 PM11/26/09

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Mudge <Nos...@never.ever> wrote:
> "Carol" said:
>> "Ophelia" wrote:
>>> "Carol" wrote:
>>>> "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
>>>>> # - Happy Birthday to you
>>>>> Squashed tomatoes and stew
>>>>> Bread and butter in the gutter
>>>>> Happy Birthday to yooooooooooooooooooo!
>>>>>
>>>>> <Jazz hands> Yeh! :-D
>>>>>
>>>>> I shall be raising Tanglefoot to your very good health later on!
>>>>> :-)
>>>>
>>>> Happy Birthday RO. Two groups two huge cakes. xxx
>>>
>>> Thank you:) As you know, I don't like cake so they are both on their
>>> way to you:)
>>
>> Runs off to get a plate
>
> Me trips Carol and steals plate, cake and 4candles

Fork handles?

--
Martin S.

Dave

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Nov 27, 2009, 3:39:47 PM11/27/09

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:-) One of the best comedies sketches, ever, on TV :-)

Dave

Mudge

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Nov 27, 2009, 3:42:31 PM11/27/09

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On 2009-11-27 13:39:47 -0700, Dave said:
> MartinS wrote:

Even if you include the "Dead Parrot" fingy !!

GordonD

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Nov 27, 2009, 3:54:09 PM11/27/09

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Or that other one, with the song.

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 27, 2009, 4:16:51 PM11/27/09

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The Philosophers Sketch?

"John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of shandy was
particularly ill". LOL

--
Enzo

I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

AlfaMS

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Nov 27, 2009, 4:20:28 PM11/27/09

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Enzo Matrix schrieb:
> GordonD wrote:

>> Or that other one, with the song.
>
> The Philosophers Sketch?
>
> "John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of shandy was
> particularly ill". LOL

That sketch came to mind here, too..
;)
--
Josef

Mudge

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Nov 27, 2009, 4:42:09 PM11/27/09

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On 2009-11-27 13:54:09 -0700, "GordonD" said:

> "Mudge" wrote:
>> On 2009-11-27 13:39:47 -0700, Dave said:
>>> MartinS wrote:
>>>> Mudge wrote:
>>>>> "Carol" said:
>>>>>> "Ophelia" wrote:
>>>>>>> "Carol" wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
>>>>>>>>> # - Happy Birthday to you
>>>>>>>>> Squashed tomatoes and stew
>>>>>>>>> Bread and butter in the gutter
>>>>>>>>> Happy Birthday to yooooooooooooooooooo!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <Jazz hands> Yeh! :-D
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I shall be raising Tanglefoot to your very good health later on! :-)
>>>>>>>> Happy Birthday RO. Two groups two huge cakes. xxx
>>>>>>> Thank you:) As you know, I don't like cake so they are both on their
>>>>>>> way to you:)
>>>>>> Runs off to get a plate
>>>>> Me trips Carol and steals plate, cake and 4candles
>>>>
>>>> Fork handles?
>>>
>>> :-) One of the best comedies sketches, ever, on TV :-)
>>
>> Even if you include the "Dead Parrot" fingy !!
>
> Or that other one, with the song.

About Lumberpeople and dancing and high heels and fings ???

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 27, 2009, 5:16:22 PM11/27/09

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Mind you. If one had half a pint of shandy of this stuff, one *could* be
particularly ill!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8380412.stm

Ophelia

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Nov 28, 2009, 2:08:28 AM11/28/09

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On Wednesdays?

Dave

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Nov 28, 2009, 2:20:34 PM11/28/09

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I think if you put it a poll, it would be 1 - 1 for the score. I had
forgotten that sketch.

Dave

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Nov 28, 2009, 2:21:35 PM11/28/09

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What? The lumberjacks?

Dave

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 28, 2009, 2:46:14 PM11/28/09

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I like the Argument Sketch.

AlfaMS

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Nov 28, 2009, 2:50:06 PM11/28/09

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Enzo Matrix schrieb:

> I like the Argument Sketch.

One of my favourites was the one about the ministry of silly walks.
:D
--
Josef

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 28, 2009, 2:50:54 PM11/28/09

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Then there's the Cheese Shop sketch...

AlfaMS

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Nov 28, 2009, 2:53:16 PM11/28/09

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Enzo Matrix schrieb:

> AlfaMS wrote:
>> Enzo Matrix schrieb:
>>
>>> I like the Argument Sketch.
>>
>> One of my favourites was the one about the ministry of silly walks.
>>> D
>
> Then there's the Cheese Shop sketch...

..And the one about evil grannies attacking..

--
Josef

Waldo Centini

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Nov 28, 2009, 2:53:26 PM11/28/09

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On or about Sat, 28 Nov 2009 19:50:54 -0000 Enzo Matrix wroted:

> AlfaMS wrote:
>> Enzo Matrix schrieb:
>>
>>> I like the Argument Sketch.
>>
>> One of my favourites was the one about the ministry of silly walks.
>>> D
>
> Then there's the Cheese Shop sketch...

Or the Fork Yorkshiremen....

--
Waldo Centini
*** He Who Lives Longest Drinks Most***

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 28, 2009, 3:26:01 PM11/28/09

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AlfaMS wrote:
> Enzo Matrix schrieb:
>> AlfaMS wrote:
>>> Enzo Matrix schrieb:
>>>
>>>> I like the Argument Sketch.
>>>
>>> One of my favourites was the one about the ministry of silly walks.
>>>> D
>>
>> Then there's the Cheese Shop sketch...
>
> ..And the one about evil grannies attacking..

And the Travel Agent sketch...

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 28, 2009, 3:27:44 PM11/28/09

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Waldo Centini wrote:
> On or about Sat, 28 Nov 2009 19:50:54 -0000 Enzo Matrix wroted:
>
>> AlfaMS wrote:
>>> Enzo Matrix schrieb:
>>>
>>>> I like the Argument Sketch.
>>>
>>> One of my favourites was the one about the ministry of silly walks.
>>>> D
>>
>> Then there's the Cheese Shop sketch...
>
> Or the Fork Yorkshiremen....

If I recall correctly, that was originally from "At Last The 1948 Show".

Ophelia

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Nov 28, 2009, 3:16:48 PM11/28/09

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The ten minute argument?

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 28, 2009, 3:35:53 PM11/28/09

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Ophelia wrote:

> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>
>> I like the Argument Sketch.
>
> The ten minute argument?

I've told you once!

GordonD

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Nov 28, 2009, 3:38:56 PM11/28/09

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No, you don't.

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 28, 2009, 3:45:26 PM11/28/09

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GordonD wrote:
> "Enzo Matrix"wrote

>>
>> I like the Argument Sketch.
>
>
> No, you don't.

Yes, I do.

Waldo Centini

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Nov 28, 2009, 4:33:48 PM11/28/09

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On or about Sat, 28 Nov 2009 20:27:44 -0000 Enzo Matrix wroted:

>>>>> I like the Argument Sketch.
>>>>
>>>> One of my favourites was the one about the ministry of silly walks.
>>>>> D
>>>
>>> Then there's the Cheese Shop sketch...
>>
>> Or the Fork Yorkshiremen....
>
> If I recall correctly, that was originally from "At Last The 1948 Show".

Yup. I just downloaded the original 1948 episode where it was part of. Sad
really, if you realise that of the four originals only Tim Brooke Taylor is
still alive.

GordonD

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Nov 28, 2009, 5:53:03 PM11/28/09

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> GordonD wrote:
>> "Enzo Matrix"wrote
>>>
>>> I like the Argument Sketch.
>>
>>
>> No, you don't.
>
> Yes, I do.

No, you *don't*.

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 28, 2009, 6:57:04 PM11/28/09

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GordonD wrote:
> "Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:7ndgfiF...@mid.individual.net...
>> GordonD wrote:
>>> "Enzo Matrix"wrote
>>>>
>>>> I like the Argument Sketch.
>>>
>>>
>>> No, you don't.
>>
>> Yes, I do.
>
>
> No, you *don't*.

Oh, but this isn't an argument!

MartinS

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Nov 28, 2009, 11:20:34 PM11/28/09

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"Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> GordonD wrote:
>> "Mudge" <Nos...@never.ever> wrote...

>>> Dave said:
>>>> MartinS wrote:
>>>>> Mudge wrote:
>>>>>> "Carol" said:
>>>>>>> "Ophelia" wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Carol" wrote:
>>>>>>>>> "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> # - Happy Birthday to you
>>>>>>>>>> Squashed tomatoes and stew
>>>>>>>>>> Bread and butter in the gutter
>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birthday to yooooooooooooooooooo!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> <Jazz hands> Yeh! :-D
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I shall be raising Tanglefoot to your very good health later
>>>>>>>>>> on! :-) Happy Birthday RO. Two groups two huge cakes. xxx
>>>>>>>> Thank you:) As you know, I don't like cake so they are both on
>>>>>>>> their way to you:) Runs off to get a plate Me trips Carol and
>>>>>>>> steals plate, cake and 4candles
>>>>>
>>>>> Fork handles?
>>>>
>>>> :-) One of the best comedies sketches, ever, on TV :-)
>>>
>>> Even if you include the "Dead Parrot" fingy !!
>>
>> Or that other one, with the song.
>
> The Philosophers Sketch?
>
> "John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of shandy was
> particularly ill". LOL

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, luverly Spam!

--
Martin S.

MartinS

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Nov 28, 2009, 11:22:46 PM11/28/09

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"Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Dave wrote:
>> Mudge wrote:

>>> Dave said:
>>>> MartinS wrote:
>>>>> Mudge wrote:
>>>>>> "Carol" said:
>>>>>>> "Ophelia" wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Carol" wrote:
>>>>>>>>> "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> # - Happy Birthday to you
>>>>>>>>>> Squashed tomatoes and stew
>>>>>>>>>> Bread and butter in the gutter
>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birthday to yooooooooooooooooooo!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> <Jazz hands> Yeh! :-D
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I shall be raising Tanglefoot to your very good health later
>>>>>>>>>> on! :-) Happy Birthday RO. Two groups two huge cakes. xxx
>>>>>>>> Thank you:) As you know, I don't like cake so they are both on
>>>>>>>> their way to you:) Runs off to get a plate Me trips Carol and
>>>>>>>> steals plate, cake and 4candles
>>>>>
>>>>> Fork handles?
>>>>
>>>> :-) One of the best comedies sketches, ever, on TV :-)
>>>
>>> Even if you include the "Dead Parrot" fingy !!
>>
>> I think if you put it a poll, it would be 1 - 1 for the score. I had
>> forgotten that sketch.
>
> I like the Argument Sketch.

No you don't!

--
Martin S.

MartinS

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Nov 28, 2009, 11:23:57 PM11/28/09

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"GordonD" <g.d...@btinternet.com> wrote:
> "Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote...
>> Dave wrote:

NANG

--
Martin S.

MartinS

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Nov 28, 2009, 11:24:44 PM11/28/09

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"Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> GordonD wrote:

>> "Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote...

>>> GordonD wrote:
>>>> "Enzo Matrix"wrote
>>>>>
>>>>> I like the Argument Sketch.
>>>>
>>>> No, you don't.
>>>
>>> Yes, I do.
>>
>> No, you *don't*.
>
> Oh, but this isn't an argument!

Oh, yes it is.

That'll be five pounds, please.

--
Martin S.

Ophelia

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Nov 28, 2009, 4:08:08 PM11/28/09

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Enzo Matrix wrote:
> Ophelia wrote:
>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>>
>>> I like the Argument Sketch.
>>
>> The ten minute argument?
>
> I've told you once!

No you haven't!

Ophelia

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Nov 29, 2009, 4:51:49 AM11/29/09

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"Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

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> Ophelia wrote:
>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>>
>>> I like the Argument Sketch.
>>
>> The ten minute argument?
>
> I've told you once!

Did not!

GordonD

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Nov 29, 2009, 6:11:48 AM11/29/09

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NANG!

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 29, 2009, 1:16:55 PM11/29/09

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Ophelia wrote:
> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>> Ophelia wrote:
>>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>>>
>>>> I like the Argument Sketch.
>>>
>>> The ten minute argument?
>>
>> I've told you once!
>
> No you haven't!

Yes, I have!

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 29, 2009, 1:17:33 PM11/29/09

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Oh, I've had enough of this!

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 29, 2009, 1:17:58 PM11/29/09

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Did too!

Ophelia

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Nov 29, 2009, 1:47:16 PM11/29/09

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Enzo Matrix wrote:
> Ophelia wrote:
>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> I like the Argument Sketch.
>>>>
>>>> The ten minute argument?
>>>
>>> I've told you once!
>>
>> No you haven't!
>
> Yes, I have!

Have not!

Ophelia

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Nov 29, 2009, 1:47:42 PM11/29/09

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No, you haven't!

Ophelia

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Nov 29, 2009, 1:48:02 PM11/29/09

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Enzo Matrix wrote:
> Ophelia wrote:
>> "Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:7ndftlF...@mid.individual.net...
>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> I like the Argument Sketch.
>>>>
>>>> The ten minute argument?
>>>
>>> I've told you once!
>>
>> Did not!
>
> Did too!

Not!

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 29, 2009, 2:33:37 PM11/29/09

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Ophelia wrote:
> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>> Ophelia wrote:
>>> "Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:7ndftlF...@mid.individual.net...
>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I like the Argument Sketch.
>>>>>
>>>>> The ten minute argument?
>>>>
>>>> I've told you once!
>>>
>>> Did not!
>>
>> Did too!
>
> Not!

Did!

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 29, 2009, 2:34:00 PM11/29/09

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I'm going to complain.

Ophelia

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Nov 29, 2009, 2:39:38 PM11/29/09

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No, you won't.

Ophelia

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Nov 29, 2009, 2:38:34 PM11/29/09

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Enzo Matrix wrote:
> Ophelia wrote:
>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>> "Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:7ndftlF...@mid.individual.net...
>>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I like the Argument Sketch.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The ten minute argument?
>>>>>
>>>>> I've told you once!
>>>>
>>>> Did not!
>>>
>>> Did too!
>>
>> Not!
>
> Did!

Not!

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 29, 2009, 2:54:10 PM11/29/09

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If you complain, nothing happens. You might as well not bother. And my back
hurts. It's not a very fine day. And I'm sick and tired of this office.

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 29, 2009, 2:55:14 PM11/29/09

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Oh look, this isn't an argument.

Ophelia

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Nov 29, 2009, 3:25:08 PM11/29/09

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Enzo Matrix wrote:
> Ophelia wrote:
>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh, I've had enough of this!
>>>>
>>>> No, you haven't!
>>>
>>> I'm going to complain.
>>
>> No, you won't.
>
> If you complain, nothing happens. You might as well not bother. And
> my back hurts. It's not a very fine day. And I'm sick and tired of
> this office.

You are not in an office, cos it is Sunday evening! So there ;p

Ophelia

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Nov 29, 2009, 3:25:33 PM11/29/09

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Enzo Matrix wrote:
> Ophelia wrote:
>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>> "Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:7ndftlF...@mid.individual.net...
>>>>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>>>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I like the Argument Sketch.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The ten minute argument?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I've told you once!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Did not!
>>>>>
>>>>> Did too!
>>>>
>>>> Not!
>>>
>>> Did!
>>
>> Not!
>
> Oh look, this isn't an argument.

't'is!

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 29, 2009, 3:36:06 PM11/29/09

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No it isn't. It's just contradiction.

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 29, 2009, 3:36:39 PM11/29/09

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How do you know that I'm not doing overtime?

Ophelia

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Nov 29, 2009, 3:39:40 PM11/29/09

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Enzo Matrix wrote:
> Ophelia wrote:
>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Oh, I've had enough of this!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No, you haven't!
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm going to complain.
>>>>
>>>> No, you won't.
>>>
>>> If you complain, nothing happens. You might as well not bother. And
>>> my back hurts. It's not a very fine day. And I'm sick and tired of
>>> this office.
>>
>> You are not in an office, cos it is Sunday evening! So there ;p
>
> How do you know that I'm not doing overtime?

Betcha not!

Ophelia

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Nov 29, 2009, 3:40:07 PM11/29/09

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are you getting huppity?

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 29, 2009, 4:28:28 PM11/29/09

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I'm just sayin'. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to
establish a proposition. Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction
is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 29, 2009, 4:28:54 PM11/29/09

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I *could* be working in my spare time!

@btinternet.com Carol

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Nov 29, 2009, 4:35:50 PM11/29/09

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"Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

news:7ng7d1F...@mid.individual.net...

> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Oh, I've had enough of this!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No, you haven't!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm going to complain.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No, you won't.
>>>>>
>>>>> If you complain, nothing happens. You might as well not bother. And my
>>>>> back hurts. It's not a very fine day. And I'm sick and
>>>>> tired of this office.
>>>>
>>>> You are not in an office, cos it is Sunday evening! So there ;p
>>>
>>> How do you know that I'm not doing overtime?
>>
>> Betcha not!
>
> I *could* be working in my spare time!
>
> --
> Enzo

You aint got no spare time

Dave

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Nov 29, 2009, 6:09:19 PM11/29/09

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Enzo Matrix wrote:
> # - Happy Birthday to you
> Squashed tomatoes and stew
> Bread and butter in the gutter
> Happy Birthday to yooooooooooooooooooo!
>
> <Jazz hands> Yeh! :-D
>
> I shall be raising Tanglefoot to your very good health later on! :-)

Happy birthday, I hadn't realised it was now.

Dave

Gill

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Nov 29, 2009, 6:37:09 PM11/29/09

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"Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote

> I'm just sayin'. An argument is a connected series of statements intended
> to establish a proposition. Argument is an intellectual process.
> Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other
> person makes.

I'm not following any script here but.... can we have a ding-dong blazing
row then? ;-)

Mudge

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Nov 29, 2009, 7:08:44 PM11/29/09

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On 2009-11-29 16:37:09 -0700, "Gill" said:
> "Enzo Matrix" wrote

Don't they do a lot of rowing at Henley on Thames or someplace like that ??

--
The Canadian Curmudgeon (in Calgary)
Fix the biosphere - eliminate people

Mamie007

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Nov 29, 2009, 8:50:58 PM11/29/09

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I'm afraid I must humbly disagree. Many arguments have no basis in
intellect at all and are in fact, ridiculously stupid in origin and content.
They also do not fall under your definition of contradiction. :-D
--
Mary Sue (mamie007)
Ottawa

MartinS

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Nov 29, 2009, 10:13:21 PM11/29/09

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We've had enough of those lately...

--
Martin S.

MartinS

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Nov 29, 2009, 10:14:34 PM11/29/09

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"GordonD" <g.d...@btinternet.com> wrote:
> "MartinS" <m...@my.place> wrote...

>> "Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> Dave wrote:
>>>> Mudge wrote:
>>>>> Dave said:
>>>>>> MartinS wrote:
>>>>>>> Mudge wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Carol" said:
>>>>>>>>> "Ophelia" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> "Carol" wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> # - Happy Birthday to you
>>>>>>>>>>>> Squashed tomatoes and stew
>>>>>>>>>>>> Bread and butter in the gutter
>>>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birthday to yooooooooooooooooooo!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <Jazz hands> Yeh! :-D
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I shall be raising Tanglefoot to your very good health

>>>>>>>>>>>> later on! :-) Happy Birthday RO. Two groups two huge cakes.
>>>>>>>>>>>> xxx
>>>>>>>>>> Thank you:) As you know, I don't like cake so they are both
>>>>>>>>>> on their way to you:) Runs off to get a plate Me trips Carol
>>>>>>>>>> and steals plate, cake and 4candles
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Fork handles?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> :-) One of the best comedies sketches, ever, on TV :-)
>>>>>
>>>>> Even if you include the "Dead Parrot" fingy !!
>>>>
>>>> I think if you put it a poll, it would be 1 - 1 for the score. I
>>>> had forgotten that sketch.
>>>

>>> I like the Argument Sketch.
>>

>> No you don't!
>
>
> NANG!

NANGAPALOOZA!!!

--
Martin S.

MartinS

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Nov 29, 2009, 10:16:17 PM11/29/09

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"Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Ophelia wrote:
>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh, I've had enough of this!
>>>>
>>>> No, you haven't!
>>>
>>> I'm going to complain.
>>
>> No, you won't.
>
> If you complain, nothing happens. You might as well not bother. And
> my back hurts. It's not a very fine day. And I'm sick and tired of
> this office.

What are you doing posting from the office at 7:54 p.m.?

Are you blue in the mouth?

--
Martin S.

MartinS

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Nov 29, 2009, 10:17:00 PM11/29/09

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"Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Ophelia wrote:
>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>>>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>>>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Oh, I've had enough of this!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No, you haven't!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm going to complain.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No, you won't.
>>>>>
>>>>> If you complain, nothing happens. You might as well not bother.
>>>>> And my back hurts. It's not a very fine day. And I'm sick and
>>>>> tired of this office.
>>>>
>>>> You are not in an office, cos it is Sunday evening! So there ;p
>>>
>>> How do you know that I'm not doing overtime?
>>
>> Betcha not!
>
> I *could* be working in my spare time!

Pull the other one, it's got bells on it.

--
Martin S.

MartinS

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Nov 29, 2009, 10:17:30 PM11/29/09

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It's not now, it was then.

--
Martin S.

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 30, 2009, 12:24:29 AM11/30/09

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Yes they do.

MartinS

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Nov 30, 2009, 1:10:04 AM11/30/09

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Good morning Enzo. Good night Enzo.

--
Martin S.

Ophelia

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Nov 30, 2009, 4:23:31 AM11/30/09

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"Mamie007" <mamie...@netscape.net> wrote in message
news:wNydnRFMctCfuI7W...@giganews.com...

*applause*

Ophelia

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Nov 30, 2009, 4:20:40 AM11/30/09

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"Carol" <Carolann.clough @btinternet.com> wrote in message
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lol

Ophelia

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Nov 30, 2009, 4:23:06 AM11/30/09

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"Gill" <wo...@home.mop> wrote in message
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Count me out!!! I don't want to hear any more of them. I just want to be
able to post nicely and be answered nicely!

So there!!!

Ophelia

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Nov 30, 2009, 4:21:10 AM11/30/09

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"MartinS" <m...@my.place> wrote in message
news:tPGQm.35415$tz6....@newsfe02.iad...

Although he could be ringing the changes.

mamie007

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Nov 30, 2009, 12:05:49 PM11/30/09

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On Nov 30, 4:23 am, "Ophelia" <ophe...@elsinore.me.uk> wrote:
> "Mamie007" <mamie7sm...@netscape.net> wrote in message

> *applause*-

*fankee*

Mary Sue (mamie007)
Ottawa

mamie007

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Nov 30, 2009, 12:06:08 PM11/30/09

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Nice try.

Mary Sue (mamie007)
Ottawa

Ophelia

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Nov 30, 2009, 12:57:25 PM11/30/09

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"mamie007" <mamie...@netscape.net> wrote in message
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We can't do a fing wiv 'im when 'e is in this mood, Mary Sue! Prolly
'ad a baff or summat!

Gill

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Nov 30, 2009, 12:59:33 PM11/30/09

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"Ophelia" <oph...@elsinore.me.uk> wrote>

> "Gill" <wo...@home.mop> wrote in message

>> I'm not following any script here but.... can we have a ding-dong blazing
>> row then? ;-)
>
> Count me out!!! I don't want to hear any more of them. I just want to be
> able to post nicely and be answered nicely!
>
> So there!!!

Yikes! Sorry! I'm assuming something has happened recently, but can't say
I've noticed anything on FT since I've been back.
So I wasn't referencing anything - 'twas just a throw-away remark on my
part. Apologies if it was deemed inappropriate :-)

Ophelia

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Nov 30, 2009, 1:04:37 PM11/30/09

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"Gill" <wo...@home.mop> wrote in message

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Nowt for you to worry about, luvvie, so don't get yerself in a tizz:))

>
>
>

mamie007

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Nov 30, 2009, 1:21:33 PM11/30/09

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On Nov 30, 12:57 pm, "Ophelia" <ophe...@elsinore.me.uk> wrote:
> "mamie007" <mamie7sm...@netscape.net> wrote in message

Prolly shudda dunked 'is 'ead in it!

:-D

Ophelia

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Nov 30, 2009, 1:34:26 PM11/30/09

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"mamie007" <mamie...@netscape.net> wrote in message

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*snigger* If'n ya do, kin I watch? Kin I, but kin I???

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 30, 2009, 1:41:54 PM11/30/09

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*strutt*

Enzo Matrix

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Nov 30, 2009, 1:42:38 PM11/30/09

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Don't encourage her! :-p