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Enzo Matrix

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Apr 19, 2012, 1:49:36 PM4/19/12
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Read the product description.

The scroll down and read the product reviews.

Adults only. Some naughty words but not *too* naughty. It's very funny.
And I'm astounded at how many euphemisms there are...


http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1334857611&sr=8-1



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Enzo

I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.



GordonD

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Apr 19, 2012, 2:50:31 PM4/19/12
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"Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Read the product description.
>
> The scroll down and read the product reviews.
>
> Adults only. Some naughty words but not *too* naughty. It's very funny.
> And I'm astounded at how many euphemisms there are...
>
>
> http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1334857611&sr=8-1


And why were you looking for this product????
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Gordon Davie
Edinburgh, Scotland

"Slipped the surly bonds of Earth...to touch the face of God."

Enzo Matrix

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Apr 19, 2012, 3:08:26 PM4/19/12
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GordonD writted:
> "Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:9vb1hj...@mid.individual.net...
>> Read the product description.
>>
>> The scroll down and read the product reviews.
>>
>> Adults only. Some naughty words but not *too* naughty. It's very
>> funny. And I'm astounded at how many euphemisms there are...
>>
>>
>> http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1334857611&sr=8-1
>
>
> And why were you looking for this product????

I was hoping to reverse engineer it...

MartinS

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Apr 19, 2012, 3:17:46 PM4/19/12
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"Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> GordonD writted:
>> "Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote...
>>> Read the product description.
>>>
>>> The scroll down and read the product reviews.
>>>
>>> Adults only. Some naughty words but not *too* naughty. It's very
>>> funny. And I'm astounded at how many euphemisms there are...
>>>
>>> http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1334857611&sr=8-1
>>
>> And why were you looking for this product????
>
> I was hoping to reverse engineer it...

To make it grow hair?

--
Martin S.

AlfaMS

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Apr 19, 2012, 3:40:42 PM4/19/12
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ROTFLMAO.
Sorry Enzo..
;-)
--
Josef

GordonD

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Apr 19, 2012, 3:55:58 PM4/19/12
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"MartinS" <m...@my.place.invalid> wrote in message
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Just make sure you wash your hands thoroughly - you don't want to grow hair
there or people will get the wrong idea.

MartinS

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Apr 19, 2012, 4:53:36 PM4/19/12
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"GordonD" <g.d...@btinternet.com> wrote:
> "MartinS" <m...@my.place.invalid> wrote...
>> "Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> GordonD writted:
>>>> "Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote...
>>>>> Read the product description.
>>>>>
>>>>> The scroll down and read the product reviews.
>>>>>
>>>>> Adults only. Some naughty words but not *too* naughty. It's
>>>>> very funny. And I'm astounded at how many euphemisms there are...
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1334857611&sr=8-1
>>>>
>>>> And why were you looking for this product????
>>>
>>> I was hoping to reverse engineer it...
>>
>> To make it grow hair?
>
> Just make sure you wash your hands thoroughly - you don't want to grow
> hair there or people will get the wrong idea.

If that were true, everyone would have hairy palms.
Even monkeys don't have hairy palms, and they do it all the time.

--
Martin S.

GordonD

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Apr 19, 2012, 5:52:00 PM4/19/12
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"MartinS" <m...@my.place.invalid> wrote in message
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Doesn't matter if it's true or not - it's the public perception that counts.

MartinS

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Apr 20, 2012, 1:46:28 PM4/20/12
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"GordonD" <g.d...@btinternet.com> wrote:
> "MartinS" <m...@my.place.invalid> wrote...
>> "GordonD" <g.d...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>> "MartinS" <m...@my.place.invalid> wrote...
>>>> "Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>> GordonD writted:
>>>>>> "Enzo Matrix" <enz...@hotmail.com> wrote...
>>>>>>> Read the product description.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The scroll down and read the product reviews.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Adults only. Some naughty words but not *too* naughty. It's
>>>>>>> very funny. And I'm astounded at how many euphemisms there
>>>>>>> are...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQ
>>>>>>> BK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1334857611&sr=8-1
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And why were you looking for this product????
>>>>>
>>>>> I was hoping to reverse engineer it...
>>>>
>>>> To make it grow hair?
>>>
>>> Just make sure you wash your hands thoroughly - you don't want to
>>> grow hair there or people will get the wrong idea.
>>
>> If that were true, everyone would have hairy palms.
>> Even monkeys don't have hairy palms, and they do it all the time.
>
> Doesn't matter if it's true or not - it's the public perception that
> counts.

Does so matter! It's one of those admonishments to young boys to
discourage them from masturbating, when it's is a perfectly normal thing
to do. Another one is: If you do it too much when you're young, you won't
have enough sperm later in life when you need them. Equally untrue.

It relieves sexual tension, which young teens have in abundance. It can
also help avoid nocturnal emissions (wet dreams).

Martin S.
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