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Bill McCray

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Jul 14, 2015, 9:54:02 PM7/14/15
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I did not want to spill jelly on my mattress. It was too hot to
sleep with a bed spread.

Bill McCray

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Jul 15, 2015, 9:58:29 PM7/15/15
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When artists dream in color it's a pigment of their imagination.

Bill McCray

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Jul 16, 2015, 9:21:25 PM7/16/15
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The library had an unusual medical book with no appendix.

Bill McCray

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Jul 17, 2015, 9:01:19 PM7/17/15
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Husband's note on refrigerator to wife: "Someone from the Guyna
Colleges called. They said the Pabst Beer is normal. I didn't
know you liked beer."

Bill McCray

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Jul 18, 2015, 9:40:46 PM7/18/15
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Is reading in the bathroom considered Multitasking?

Bill McCray

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Jul 20, 2015, 8:48:40 PM7/20/15
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When a Parisian falls off a bridge, does he go in Seine?

Bill McCray

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Jul 21, 2015, 8:52:09 PM7/21/15
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Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: You find the present tense
and the past perfect.

Bill McCray

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Jul 22, 2015, 10:02:00 PM7/22/15
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A cathedral was destroyed by weapons of mass destruction.

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