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Bill McCray
Mar 17, 2015, 9:53:11 PM3/17/15
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"Pastor, I go to an Episcopalian church when I live in Colorado for
half the year and to a Lutheran church when I am in San Diego the
other half of the year. Am I having an identity crisis?"
"No, you're just bi-sectual."
Bill McCray
Mar 18, 2015, 8:31:41 AM3/18/15
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Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts.
Bill McCray
Mar 18, 2015, 9:06:50 PM3/18/15
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A new mixer can create quite a stir.
Bill McCray
Mar 19, 2015, 9:48:22 PM3/19/15
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Roll down this hill if you are so inclined.
Bill McCray
Mar 20, 2015, 10:04:26 PM3/20/15
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The computer operators considered the office lounge a chat room.
Bill McCray
Mar 21, 2015, 10:45:27 PM3/21/15
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Have you ever noticed that birds start to sing before the sun comes
up but they soon stop singing? They stop because they become sad.
Their bills are over dew.
Bill McCray
Mar 22, 2015, 9:03:15 PM3/22/15
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A librarian was caught stealing; she had the book thrown at her and
was locked in a three-story jail.
Bill McCray
Mar 23, 2015, 9:46:16 PM3/23/15
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Pecking out a tune on a piano made him an ivory hunter.
Bill McCray
Mar 24, 2015, 9:07:49 PM3/24/15
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I couldn't sleep the night Windows 7 was released: There were
windows crashing everywhere.
Bill McCray
Mar 25, 2015, 9:58:56 PM3/25/15
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He owned a large jewelry store and was known as 'the ringleader'.
Bill McCray
Mar 26, 2015, 9:37:12 PM3/26/15
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A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
{I think it's worth a lot more.]
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