Humo from the Net

[Bill McCray]

BLOOPERS, SIGNS, AND HEADLINES:

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra
pair to take home too.

L.A. VOTERS APPROVE URBAN RENEWAL BY LANDSLIDE

Curt Gowdy dropped this classic during the broadcast of the AFL
All-Star Game. Noting that a downpour had formed a small lagoon
on the field of play, he remarked: "If there's a pileup there,
they'll have to give some of the players artificial
insemination."

The marriage of Miss Freda van Amburg and Willie Branton, which
was announced in this paper a few weeks ago, was a mistake which
we wish to correct.

BALLS, BALLS, BALLS IS ALL DEBUTANTES GET

Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.