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Justa Hillbilly

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Feb 11, 2002, 12:47:06 AM2/11/02
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"NoTime Toulouse" said...

> "Justa Hillbilly" <conf...@its.finest> wrote:
> >"NoTime Toulouse" said...
>
> >> >Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...
> >> >If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
> >> >he blames the restaurant.
>
> >> If an Indian Swami buys some salami, and then some liver, and it
> >> weighs too much, he can go
>
> > Weigh down upon the swami liver!
>
> >*boo hissssss boo!*
>
> And then, Fairbanks Alaska passed a new law, banning dogs.
>
> They call it
> Dogless Fairbanks.

*groan*

Justa Hillbilly

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Feb 12, 2002, 8:19:02 PM2/12/02
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"Flibbertigibbet" said...

> >> And then, Fairbanks Alaska passed a new law, banning dogs.
>
> >> They call it
> >> Dogless Fairbanks.
>
> >*groan*
>

> A punster's greatest rewards are the groans of the audience.
>
>
> A pun is it's own reword.

I totally agree with this post;-)


Franklin Cacciutto

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Feb 13, 2002, 11:28:21 AM2/13/02
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"It's" means "it is." "It's" is a contraction.
You mean "its" and not "it's." "Its" is the possessive pronoun.

Flibbertigibbet wrote:

> "Justa Hillbilly" <conf...@its.finest> wrote:
>
> >> And then, Fairbanks Alaska passed a new law, banning dogs.
>
> >> They call it
> >> Dogless Fairbanks.
>
> >*groan*
>

Justa Hillbilly

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Feb 13, 2002, 7:56:42 PM2/13/02
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"Sy Kottick" said..

> Does Emily Post agree with YOU?!?!

I doubt it.

Justa Hillbilly

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Feb 13, 2002, 11:17:42 PM2/13/02
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"A Lively Lima Bean" said...

> "Justa Hillbilly" <conf...@its.finest> wrote:
> >"Sy Kottick" said..


>
> >> >I totally agree with this post;-)
> >> Does Emily Post agree with YOU?!?!
> >I doubt it.
>

> How about Post Con Flakes?!?!

Frosted or not?


Justa Hillbilly

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Feb 14, 2002, 1:52:31 AM2/14/02
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"A Twinkley SuperStar" said...

> I like cocoa crispies.

I like raisin bran with lotsa sugar;-)


Franklin Cacciutto

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Feb 25, 2002, 1:04:47 PM2/25/02
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Yes, but after all I do drive a schoolbus.

A Lively Lima Bean wrote:

> Picky, picky! :-)


>
> Franklin Cacciutto <shad...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
> >"It's" means "it is." "It's" is a contraction.
> >You mean "its" and not "it's." "Its" is the possessive pronoun.
>

Franklin Cacciutto

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Feb 25, 2002, 1:06:26 PM2/25/02
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Yes, but after all I do drive a schoolbus.

A Lively Lima Bean wrote:

> Picky, picky! :-)
>
> Franklin Cacciutto <shad...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>

> >"It's" means "it is." "It's" is a contraction.
> >You mean "its" and not "it's." "Its" is the possessive pronoun.
>

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