Re: Criminal Minds, CSI: NY, or Route 66?

[Colonel Jake]

On 2/8/2012 11:43 PM, Tommy Joe wrote:
> On Feb 8, 8:13 pm, bozo<Bozo_De_N...@37.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>> i'm half bozo, half deniro, but I dunno which half
>
>
>
> I've never been in da 'biz', but I know a lot of peeps in da biz,
> and word on the street is that both Bozo and DeNiro have really small
> dicks and gigantic assholes that never completely close all the way.
>
> TJ

You know! (Tommy Joe),
"I heard the same thing you heard but also? that
they both shove deodorant soap in each others azzes,
just so they can hope that they're both 'Public Presentable!!!.' .."

*last time they were both out in public, every time somebody walked by?
(they'd check their shoes to see if they stepped in any 'DoG-SHiT')

~it was that stinking bad~
(like a couple of 'DRoOLING-AZZHoLES')

CJ

[Tommy Joe]

On Feb 10, 8:25 pm, Colonel Jake <colonelj...@coloneljake.com> wrote:



> *last time they were both out in public, every time somebody walked by?
> (they'd check their shoes to see if they stepped in any 'DoG-SHiT')

I'm sure it's possible there are people whose assholes are too
large for their turds, so they just fall out, or ooze out steadily
through the day. Thank God for the sphincter muscle. I'd like to
take a shit that forces my asshole to the ripping point but not all
the way - a big, thick, round turd that is blunt at the start and thin
like a comet at the end - so when it comes out it comes out in one
long motion with the asshole snapping shut on completion - clean as a
whistle and not even requiring toilet paper.

Oh for the days when I was young
Before the chore of life had begun
When turds rolled free with youthful spunk
And didn't cling to the hole like a pile of gunk

TJ

[bozo]

uhhh i think i got the picture

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[Colonel Jake]

Not only do you NoT! (BoZo)
"Have a pile of 'gunk,' but you're 'Glistening!!!.' .."

*my oh my! what a big smile you have there BoZo*
<(http://www.coloneljake.com/image/route_66.jpg)>

[Tommy Joe]

I tried and could make no sense of your drawing and could only
wonder how long it took you to compose and paste that tedious work of
art of yours into your post. Looks like a lot of work. I tried
looking for an ass or turds or something related to the thread topic,
but try as I might, I could see nothing - nothing at all - far less
than a kid on his back could see in any cloud formation that comes
along.

TJ

[Colonel Jake]

I know you're dialup! (Tommy Joe),
"But the pic in this link I'm posting to you shouldn't
take but maybe 15-seconds max for you to see it, so
click on it!!! (for the mother fucking love of GoD)..."

*it's what BoZo has been penciling for you*
<(http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Goatse)>

CJ

[Tommy Joe]

On Feb 14, 2:25 am, Colonel Jake <colonelj...@coloneljake.com> wrote:

> I know you're dialup! (Tommy Joe),

> "But the pic in this link I'm posting to you shouldn't
> take but maybe 15-seconds max for you to see it, so
> click on it!!! (for the mother fucking love of GoD)..."
>
> *it's what BoZo has been penciling for you*
> <(http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Goatse)>
>
> CJ

Actually Jake, it was more like 98 seconds. I was counting.
And I was being fair in the way I did it. I didn't count fast for a
higher number, I might even have counted a bit slower. Anyway, it
took longer than you said. So you owe me on that one, and I won't
soon forget that you lied to me. I'll remember this forever!

Now, as for Goatse, he was brought to my attention years ago by
Bozo. He sent me a slew of Goatse photos, almost all of which were
very cringe-worthy - especially the ones where Goatse's asshole is
very red and raw looking. They make me cringe. But, like a puddle of
vomit on the street, they tend to draw attention, and I am no
exception. However, with Goatse it like if you've seen one you've
seen them all. I guess the asshole is sort of like a haircut where
there's only so many ways you can cut it. How many different things
can Goatse do with that ass of his? I'm still waiting for someone to
invent visible farts, that would be cool.

TJ

[bozo]

All the cases on all those shows shoulda been Cannon's!

Cannon shoulda got all those cases and all those shows!

Cannon taught Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris everything they know!

Damn it, Cannon was ripped off!

Even enoch knows Cannon was cheated out of all his cases on those
other shows!

The fat man can fight crime like nobody else and like no tomorrow!

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&ved=0CD4QFjAB&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imdb.com%2Ftitle%2Ftt0066636%2F&ei=XoQ7T7qwKob22gX-8ajzBg&usg=AFQjCNGhYhM9Zx00rplspGcsjnPiPBEcfA&sig2=af3_vvVatfW8QtrjevPe5A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0-2PnLqFc8

and don't forget the Cannon prequel spinoff, Cannonball:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umvbqPUMoKg

(i really miss the lot lizzard subplots at truckstops).

-bdn-

[OllieN...@aol.com]

> TJ- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

There are no assholes - just people I haven't met yet.

[bozo]

On Feb 15, 2:34 am, bozo <Bozo_De_N...@37.com> wrote:
> All the cases on all those shows shoulda been Cannon's!
>
> Cannon shoulda got all those cases and all those shows!
>
> Cannon taught Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris everything they know!
>
> Damn it, Cannon was ripped off!
>
> Even enoch knows Cannon was cheated out of all his cases on those
> other shows!
>
> The fat man can fight crime like nobody else and like no tomorrow!
>

> http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&ved=0C...

>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0-2PnLqFc8
>
> and don't forget the Cannon prequel spinoff, Cannonball:
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umvbqPUMoKg
>
> (i really miss the lot lizzard subplots at truckstops).
>
> -bdn-

I don't know much about social network video games but could you swap
all the cartoon characters in say FarmVille for all the leading dicks
and sidekicks in the crime, cop, detective and private eye series
going back to the '50s and still have a video game?

-bdn-

[Colonel Jake]

Me also! (Ollie North i.e.),
"So that makes about 7-billion of them!!!..."

[Colonel Jake]

I don't know! (Tommy Joe),
"If you're a movie buff or not, but I believe it's on
Jackass 3, where they show an asshole putting baby
powder over his ass, and then the asshole lets out
a huge fart and as BoB as my witness? that fart was
totally visible!!! (how one can see the spreading of gas)..."

*the spreading of natural gas*

CJ

[bozo]

On Feb 15, 10:45 am, bozo <Bozo_De_N...@37.com> wrote:
> On Feb 15, 2:34 am, bozo <Bozo_De_N...@37.com> wrote:
>
> > All the cases on all those shows shoulda been Cannon's!
>
> > Cannon shoulda got all those cases and all those shows!
>
> > Cannon taught Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris everything they know!
>
> > Damn it, Cannon was ripped off!
>
> > Even enoch knows Cannon was cheated out of all his cases on those
> > other shows!
>
> > The fat man can fight crime like nobody else and like no tomorrow!
>
> >http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&ved=0C...
>
> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0-2PnLqFc8
>
> > and don't forget the Cannon prequel spinoff, Cannonball:
>
> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umvbqPUMoKg
>
> > (i really miss the lot lizzard subplots at truckstops).
>
> > -bdn-

I don't know much about social network video games, but could you swap

all the cartoon characters in say FarmVille for all the leading dicks
and sidekicks in the crime, cop, detective and private eye series
going back to the '50s and still have a video game?

PS: This may be a complex enough technical question only ollie can
answer.

-bdn-

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[bozo]

On Feb 15, 2:34 am, bozo <Bozo_De_N...@37.com> wrote:

> All the cases on all those shows shoulda been Cannon's!
>
> Cannon shoulda got all those cases and all those shows!
>
> Cannon taught Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris everything they know!
>
> Damn it, Cannon was ripped off!
>
> Even enoch knows Cannon was cheated out of all his cases on those
> other shows!
>
> The fat man can fight crime like nobody else and like no tomorrow!
>

> http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&ved=0C...

[Zyklon-Bozo ™ Body Wash ® ©]

..

[Tommy Joe]

On Feb 15, 10:57 am, OllieNort...@aol.com wrote:


> There are no assholes - just people I haven't met yet.

There are people making money writing jokes a lot less funny than
that. But they probably have slavish duties beyond writing that make
their job less glamorous than it sounds. I think the same applies to
all jobs, which is why I'm glad I'm going to get those age-related SSI
checks come September (if I'm still alive).

TJ

[Tommy Joe]

On Feb 15, 6:16 pm, Colonel Jake <colonelj...@coloneljake.com> wrote:\

> I don't know! (Tommy Joe),
> "If you're a movie buff or not, but I believe it's on
> Jackass 3, where they show an asshole putting baby
> powder over his ass, and then the asshole lets out
> a huge fart and as BoB as my witness? that fart was
> totally visible!!! (how one can see the spreading of gas)..."

Yeah, but I but want it to be mandatory, like you have to take a
shot of the stuff that makes farts visible before you go to work at
the office or to see a movie in a theater or any public place. I want
to see unwanted farts floating in the air.

TJ

[OllieN...@aol.com]

I think we need to stop unwanted farts from happening in the first
place. We need fart abortions. Just before a fart comes to full term
the fart abortionist can safely remove it without harming the farters
health. Of course some people will say that a fart is a fart even
before it is pushed out the asshole. But when does fart start? Is it
when the food that produces it is ingested? Or is it when the fart
could smell outside the body? I am afraid we may be debaating this
for a long time. I wouldn't be surprised if it even gets into our
politics.

[Colonel Jake]

That's coOl! (Tommy Joe),
"Nothing like becoming 50 in September...what would be
your excuse for needing SSI?!?!?! (just in case I need an excuse)..."

*give us an excuse that's guaranteed to work*

CJ

[Tommy Joe]

On Feb 16, 7:48 am, OllieNort...@aol.com wrote:


> I think we need to stop unwanted farts from happening in the first
> place.  We need fart abortions.  Just before a fart comes to full term
> the fart abortionist can safely remove it without harming the farters
> health.  Of course some people will say that a fart is a fart even
> before it is pushed out the asshole. But when does fart start?  Is it
> when the food that produces it is ingested?  Or is it when the fart
> could smell outside the body?  I am afraid we may be debaating this
> for a long time.  I wouldn't be surprised if it even gets into our
> politics.

It's the latest water cooler thing I'm telling you, they're all
talking about it. I'm in favor of the right to choose. I don't fart
now nearly as much as I did in my 30s when I weighed only 160 pounds
and ate a lot of veggies and meat, not much filler. My turds were
very small and came only once every 3 days or so. In between however
there were continuous farts. I mean like 2 a minute, no
exaggeration. The chute was clear. If it wasn't clear, at least
there was room for the farts to edge their way through. Today my
insides are clogged with shit and the farts no longer roll out clean
and hard, but rather squeak out meekly without the reward of wondrous
sound. I'm telling you sincerely, If I had needed a fart abortionist
back in my 30s, I would have had to have him with me 24/7, like a
patient on life support being tended to by private nurses around
around the clock. I'd have to have the abortionist kneeling on a
skate board tied by rope to my waist so I can drag him around all day
long wherever I go. I could never have afforded a fart abortionist on
the money I earned, especially if he charged for each abortion. Back
then I must have farted easily close to 3,000 times a day. My farts
today are a disappointment.

TJ

[Tommy Joe]

On Feb 16, 3:10 pm, Colonel Jake <colonelj...@coloneljake.com> wrote:


> That's coOl! (Tommy Joe),
> "Nothing like becoming 50 in September...what would be
> your excuse for needing SSI?!?!?! (just in case I need an excuse)..."

I don't need no stinkin' excuses. I'll be 65 in September and
I'm tired and have always hated work and have always been willing to
live with less over working to get ahead and not have it happen. I
deserved this cash a long time ago. I just hope I live long enough to
get it - $675 a month plus food stamps. I'm easy to please.

TJ

[Colonel Jake]

65!,
"65 you get Social Security, not Supplemental Income (unless you
never paid into Social Security), and when you turn 50?, it's easier
to go on SSI, and thats what I want to do, so tell me GoDDAMNIT!
what would be a goOd mother fucking excuse for getting SSI?!?!?!..."

*tell me or I'm gonna beat teh FuCKING-SHiT-oUT-oF-BoZO GoDDAMNIT*
(until he becomes a SToOPID-BLoODY-aZZ-KoOK-FuCKING-PuLP)

<and then you wont have anybody but ollie to text tOo>

[bozo]

I need to obliterate somebody. I need to get a hold of 60s crime
fighter by the name of Cannon. If Cannon can obliterate Bruce Lee,
Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Steven Seagal, I'm pretty
sure he can obliterate a little known homosexual troll by the name of
enoch? How do I get a hold of and a message to Cannon?

-bdn-

[bozo]

I need to obliterate somebody. I need to get a hold of a 60s heavy
crime fighter by the name of Cannon. Cannon can obliterate Bruce Lee,
Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Steven Seagal all at the same
time. I've seen Cannon at work, and I'm pretty sure if he can
obliterate dangerous martial artists like Steven Seagal, he can
obliterate a little known homosexual troll like enoch. I must
obliterate the enoch before the enoch obliterates me. Anybody know how
I can get a hold of Canon or get a message to him, it's very
important, the time space continuum depends on it.

-bdn-

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[Zyklon-Bozo ™ Body Wash ® ©]

On Feb 15, 3:41 pm, Zyklon-Bozo ™ Body Wash ® © <zyklon_b...@37.com>
wrote:
> ..