Re: Laugh At Will Dockery Live @ The Loft [Lord Byron's swagger]

[BuZZard]

"Meat Plow" <me...@meatplow.orq> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.03.13....@nntp-server.meatplow.orq...
> On Sat, 12 Mar 2005 18:50:54 -0800, Will Dockery wrote:
>
>>
>> Peter J Ross wrote:
>>> >> It's all about YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
>>> >
>>> > It wouldn't be the same without them.
>>>
>>> "I'd like to thank all the little people...."
>>
>> Of *course* Alex Cain and JR Sherman are included.
>
> Just how much time do you spend during the day pondering what to post
> next
> to Usenet Will? Would you say that you cannot go what, 5 minutes without
> thinking up something witty to post? I would say that's pretty close. And
> that's a good chunk of time to spend thinking about people that wouldn't
> cross the street to piss on you if you were on fire.

Does will play ANY Instument? Besides the skin flute?
I mean.. does he even blow into a jug? Smack two sticks together?
Play a triangle?

[Renay]

"Meat Plow" <me...@meatplow.orq> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.03.13....@nntp-server.meatplow.orq...

> On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 14:58:47 -0800, Will Dockery wrote:

>> I thought you'd been around way long enough to know I do open mics and
>> poetry readings--- that's been stated hundreds of times.
>
> In other words you are a fucking drunken bar patron that gets up and makes
> a fool of himself on an Open Mic Night currently hosted by John Saunders.
> You don't have ANYTHING to do with the Monday Open Mike Night do you Will?
> Surely a Narcassistic asshole like you would raise living hell for your
> name not being on the web page advertisement if you were anything more
> than a fucking bar drunk.
>
> This has been a great day for finding the truth out about you Dockery.
> Nowhere on Soho's event page, http://www.sohobarandgrill.com/events.htm
> are you mentioned dating back several months even though you say you "do
> open mics" hinting that you may have hosted the show. We all now know you
> are not a musician, just some drunken bar patron that staggers from his
> table and pitcher of flat Bud to the stage and back. It was my pleasure to
> expose a lying filthy fraudulent scum like you Dockery.
>
> Oh and grow a set of balls, pussy. Don't mess with the follow up or change
> the subject back. All the groups you snip out are relevant for this
> thread.

Drunkery, you sad, pathetic, loser bitch.

Renay

[BuZZard]

"Meat Plow" <me...@meatplow.orq> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.03.13....@nntp-server.meatplow.orq...

> On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 15:13:00 -0800, Will Dockery wrote:
>
>> Meat Plow wrote:
>>> On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 14:14:54 -0800, Will Dockery wrote:
>>>
>>> >> >>> >> > clic...@gmail.com wrote:
>>> >> >>> >> >> I say, sir! You appear to have stolen my fish from the
>>> > hook as
>>> >> >>> > well
>>> >> >>> >> > as
>>> >> >>> >> >> the applause! I think I see a compromise though. You may
>>> > have
>>> >> >> JR's
>>> >> >>> >> >> admiration and kisses and I'll take Renay's. How can I
>> say
>>> >> >> fairer
>>> >> >>> >> > than
>>> >> >>> >> >> that? Hehehehehe.
>>> >> >>> >> >
>>> >> >>> >> > According to Rob Evans, Renay srools as well as slurps,
>> so
>>> > you
>>> >> >> may
>>> >> >>> > have
>>> >> >>> >> > the better deal. JRS could make a nice houseboy , though.
>>> >> >>> >>
>>> >> >>> >> Hey man.. when and where is your next gig going to be?
>>> >> >>> >> I don't have nothing to do in the next few weeks or so.. I
>>> > would
>>> >> >>> > drive
>>> >> >>> >> up to see you play.. there are just so many barns to search
>>> > thru
>>> >> >> tho.
>>> >> >>> >> Post me another one of your MP3's too while your at it.. I
>>> > decided
>>> >> >>> >> before I vote.. I want to be able to clearly make a good
>>> >> >> decision..
>>> >> >>> >> I would appreciate it if you could post one more MP3 that
>>> > hasn't
>>> >> >> been
>>> >> >>> >> posted as of yet. If I truely like it.. I will drive to
>> your
>>> >> >> gig..
>>> >> >>> > and
>>> >> >>> >> personally
>>> >> >>> >> apologize to you on stage.
>>> >> >>> >>
>>> >> >>> >> On a side note.. I can actually see your face arguing with
>>> >> >> yourself
>>> >> >>> >> as you set up your chair on stage.. looking all pissed off
>> as
>>> > meat
>>> >> >>> > plow
>>> >> >>> >> floats thru your head at every gig. LOL
>>> >> >>> >
>>> >> >>> > That would be great, Buzz! I can hook ya'll up a place to
>> crash
>>> > as
>>> >> >>> > well. You're in Florida, not that far... any Monday night at
>>> > SoHo
>>> >> >> Bar:
>>> >> >>> >
>>> >> >>> > <http://www.sohobarandgrill.com>
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>> Nice site... but I see nothing about your .. band?
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>> > Bring your guitar, plenty of folks to jam with...
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>> I might.. but I have to wait on your MP3...
>>> >> >>> *taps talons while watching the race*
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> Mp3s below:
>>> >> >>
>>> >> > No kidding.. you been spamming this one for a while now... I am
>>> >> > politly asking you for a different one, you haven't posted yet.
>>> >>
>>> >> Notice that Will evaded answering you when you asked where his
>> 'band'
>>> > was on that web site.
>>>
>>> <http://www.sohobarandgrill.com>
>>>
>>> > Look for Henry Conley, he's the *band*, as has been made clear.
>>>
>>> Ah so the truth finally emerges. It's Henry's band, not yours as you
>> had
>>> initially tried to dupe everyone into thinking. You know what Will,
>> you
>>> are a lying, deceptive and duplicitous little cunt. You call yourself
>> a
>>> 'musician' yet you play no instrument. You're a fucking mumbling
>> drunken
>>> barfly that babbles his shitty poetry taking advantage of the good
>> nature
>>> of real musicians like Henry Conely on "Jam Night". I know your type
>> you
>>> fucking leach. I used to see them all the time drinking their
>> paychecks
>>> away. And you don't even match up to those who sing on Karaoke Night
>> since
>>> you don't know how to sing. You're just a total fuckup, Fuckup.
>>
>> Yet, it's *you* who can't manage to produce any music to support your
>> claims.
>>
>>> > Now, where is *your* band, your *music? Not a note has been posted,
>> yet
>>> > from you.
>>>
>>> That's because I am not the Narcassistic delusional lying asshole you
>> are
>>> Dockery. I don't need to make up stories and drop names of real
>> musicians
>>> like Henry and reletnlessly spam shitty mp3's accross Usenet. You
>> really
>>> are fucking scum Dockery. I'm half tempted to let Soho and Henry
>> Conely
>>> know what you are up to you pissy little lying shithead.
>>
>> Henry knows exactly what I'm doing and when I perform with him I'm in
>> the front. He'll be there Monday, come look us up with Buzz.
>
> Yeh you "perform" and I use that term very loosely, on Open Mic Night. A
> night when any drunken bar patron can get up and make a complete fool of
> themselves much in the same fashion as you have.
>
>> Go real life all you want, it's *you* who hasn't shown anything after
>> making all the claims.
>
> And what have you shown? You've show you are a fucking coward for
> snipping
> AUK and other groups out of the followup, changing the subject
> back, and you've shown everyone just how utterly foolish you can be.

Mic night! BWWWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Damn.. that shit is funny.. oh boi.. its kareokee boi!