DEMONIZER 30th APRIL 2003

[Joe Gunchey]

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APRIL 30, 2003

Australia's "progressive views" left-wing electronic newspaper
Published By Anonymous Demonic Media Servies
Port Arthur, Tasmania, Australia.

News and views from Australia, Britain, and the British Commonwealth

Port Arthur, Tasmania, Australia
Home of the Storm Bay Figure Skating Club
Home club of native AUSTRALIAN skater JENNIFER ROBINSON
4-TIME CANANDIAN NATIONAL CHAMPION
(Yep, she's an Aussie-born Canadian all right!! ;) )

also home club of TASMANIAN skater SARAH HUGHES
AUSTRALIA'S FIRST OLYMPIC LADIES CHAMPION IN 46 YEARS!!!!

AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE!
OI! OI! OI!

In this issue:

*-New censorship laws enacted in U.S.
*-Record-breaking Cuban American skater to receive honour

NEW CENSSORSHIP LAWS ENACTED IN U.S.

WASHINGTON, DC (ADMS) - A new version of the Hyde-Blyeley Act has been
secretly tacked onto and passed onto another bill passed by Congress. The
bill now awaits the signature of Fuehrer Bush.
The provision, attached to the Amber Alert Act of 2003 is a rewrite of the
Hyde-Blyley Act of 1995, which was tossed by the Supreme Court last year.
There were many draconian laws attached, but the rewrite of the Hyde-Blyley
Act makes many different kinds of speech once again ILLEGAL in the United States
The use of profanity on the Internet will, once again, be ILLEGAL, if it
can be viewed on U.S. computer screen, REGARDLESS of WHERE the transmission
originated from or the citizenship of the person sending it. The only difference
is that this new version of the law does not make ISPs liable for someone
downloading such material.
Once again, people will have to curb their use of profanity, to avoid
potential prosecution in the U.S., under this law. Violators of these new laws
can face up to 2 years in federal prison under the Act, which outlaws many
forms of speech.
The Fourth Reich is, once again, trying to force its values on the rest of
the world, and they have shown they wont let anyone stand in their way. The
Fourth Recich would certainly try to press for your extradition to the U.S.,
and they would probably get it. The Fuehrer of the U.S. has shown that he will
send the military to STOMP any ANY country that does not bown down to his will.
This means you are NOT safe no matter WHAT country you live in.

RECORD-BREAKING CUBAN-AMERICAN SKATER TO RECEIVE HONOUR

NORFOLK, Virginia (ADMS) - Record-breaking Cuban-American skater Michelle
Kwan is to receive an award. She is to receive the award at a USFSA Governing
Council banquet on 10th May.
Kwan is to receive the "Decade Of Brilliance" honour at the USFSA
Governing Council Banquet on 10th day, the closing day of the Governing
Countil in Norfolk. Kwan has broken some record that are not likely to be
equalled for some time.
Michelle has 8 North American titles, more than any other skater in
history. At the 2003 North Americans, she broke Dick Button's 51 year old
record of 7 titles. Nobody before Michelle had won 8 titles at North Americans
or at the US Nationals which predates it. She is the first skater to win
8 North American or U.S. National titles. Contrary to what the hard-core
Tonyaphiles want you to think, Michelle does have EIGHT North American titles.
There is one record that she only needs three more North American titles
to break. And that is the record for national or regional titles ANYWHERE
in the world. Vive-Anne Huelton, who died at January at age 91. won 10
Swedish national titles, which is the current record for any national or
regional titles anywhere in the world. No other skater in the world has 10
national or regional titles for ANY country. No other skater has won 10
titles at Canadians, Europeans, North Americans, U.S. Nationals, Eastern
Sectionals, or at ANY country's Nationals other than Huelton. If Michelle can
get to 11 North American titles, she will have the all-time record in that
department.
Michelle has also won more world titles than any other American woman. No
other American woman has won 5 world titles. Michelle won her 5th title at
the 2003 Worlds, beating Carol Heiss' record of 4 world titles, set in 1960.