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The Bartlo Blade

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Dec 5, 2006, 5:41:24 PM12/5/06
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Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), Bartlo's Brain
said in ne.weather:
> Hickory Dickory Dock
>
> Some Goat Was Sucking My Cock
>
> The Clock Struck Two
>
> I Shot My Goo
>
> Then Hit My Head With A Rock


Little Jojo B...
Fucked his sheep.
Blew a horse,
Licked his feet.
He ate its ass so very nice,
Tounged its balls not once, but TWICE!

Joseph Bartlo

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Dec 6, 2006, 2:39:52 PM12/6/06
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Don't think I'll forget how this all started. You and all the liars and
pests should leave
and let people discuss weather again.

"Bartlo's Left Nut" <bar...@whereismydick.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9890F0FBE5647fu...@207.14.116.130...
> The Bartlo Blade <the_blade@j_bartlo's_mouth.cum> wrote in
> news:MPG.1fdfbf925...@newsgroups.bellsouth.net:

> Oh where oh where did my bartlo go
> Oh where or where can he be?
> With his dick cut small
> And his brain cut stupid
> Oh where oh where can he be?


Andrew Johnson

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Dec 6, 2006, 8:22:54 PM12/6/06
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Joseph Bartlo <josephb...@verizon.net> wrote:

>Don't think I'll forget how this all started. You and all the liars and
>pests should leave
>and let people discuss weather again.

Or maybe you should go back to all the lairs and psets in
rec.sport.golf, Jojo.


>
>"Bartlo's Left Nut" <bar...@whereismydick.com> wrote in message
>news:Xns9890F0FBE5647fu...@207.14.116.130...
>> The Bartlo Blade <the_blade@j_bartlo's_mouth.cum> wrote in
>> news:MPG.1fdfbf925...@newsgroups.bellsouth.net:
>>
>> > Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), Bartlo's Brain
>> > said in ne.weather:
>> >> Hickory Dickory Dock
>> >>
>> >> Some Goat Was Sucking My Cock
>> >>
>> >> The Clock Struck Two
>> >>
>> >> I Shot My Goo
>> >>
>> >> Then Hit My Head With A Rock
>> >
>> >
>> > Little Jojo B...
>> > Fucked his sheep.
>> > Blew a horse,
>> > Licked his feet.
>> > He ate its ass so very nice,
>> > Tounged its balls not once, but TWICE!
>> >
>> >
>>
>> Oh where oh where did my bartlo go
>> Oh where or where can he be?
>> With his dick cut small
>> And his brain cut stupid
>> Oh where oh where can he be?
>
>

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Ima Douchebag

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Dec 7, 2006, 12:25:03 AM12/7/06
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Andrew Johnson <er...@psets.c0m> wrote in news:061220061822549977%
er...@psets.c0m:

> Joseph Bartlo <josephb...@verizon.net> wrote:
>
>>Don't think I'll forget how this all started. You and all the liars
and
>>pests should leave
>>and let people discuss weather again.
>
> Or maybe you should go back to all the lairs and psets in
> rec.sport.golf, Jojo.

What does Bartlo know about golf? He knows alot about goats. Perhaps
there should be rec.sport.goats for Bartlo? Maybe the big 8 tards can
make it for him.

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Robert Buchanan

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Dec 7, 2006, 10:10:51 AM12/7/06
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My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
welcome to Ima Douchebag!

rec.sport.goats.bartlo.moderated, perhaps?

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Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.18

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Pest L. Ents

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Dec 7, 2006, 1:05:56 PM12/7/06
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"Robert Buchanan" <feedb...@SPAMrobertbuchanan.name> wrote in message
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> My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
> welcome to Ima Douchebag!
>
>> Andrew Johnson <er...@psets.c0m> wrote in news:061220061822549977%
>> er...@psets.c0m:
>>
>>> Joseph Bartlo <josephb...@verizon.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Don't think I'll forget how this all started. You and all the liars
>> and
>>>>pests should leave
>>>>and let people discuss weather again.
>>>
>>> Or maybe you should go back to all the lairs and psets in
>>> rec.sport.golf, Jojo.
>>
>> What does Bartlo know about golf? He knows alot about goats. Perhaps
>> there should be rec.sport.goats for Bartlo? Maybe the big 8 tards can
>> make it for him.
>
> rec.sport.goats.bartlo.moderated, perhaps?

In case nobody volunteers to be a moderator, how about
rec.sport.goats.bartlo.retufted?


Ulysses S. Grant

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Dec 7, 2006, 9:05:44 PM12/7/06
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Ima Douchebag <m...@douchebags.com> wrote:

Jojo is *smard* -- he knows *everything* about golf, just like he knows
all there is to know about the weather, driving, shoveling snow,
on-line Yahtzee, and avoiding bus stops.

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Ulysses S. Grant

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Dec 7, 2006, 9:07:02 PM12/7/06
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Meat Plow <me...@meatplow.local> wrote:

>On Thu, 07 Dec 2006 15:10:51 +0000, Robert Buchanan Has Frothed:


>
>> My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
>> welcome to Ima Douchebag!
>>
>>> Andrew Johnson <er...@psets.c0m> wrote in news:061220061822549977%
>>> er...@psets.c0m:
>>>
>>>> Joseph Bartlo <josephb...@verizon.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Don't think I'll forget how this all started. You and all the liars
>>> and
>>>>>pests should leave
>>>>>and let people discuss weather again.
>>>>
>>>> Or maybe you should go back to all the lairs and psets in
>>>> rec.sport.golf, Jojo.
>>>
>>> What does Bartlo know about golf? He knows alot about goats. Perhaps
>>> there should be rec.sport.goats for Bartlo? Maybe the big 8 tards can
>>> make it for him.
>>
>> rec.sport.goats.bartlo.moderated, perhaps?
>

>soc.men.goatfuck.bartlo.moderated ?

rec.sport.yahtzee.bartlo.is.the.bestest.moderated?

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Ulysses S. Grant

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Dec 7, 2006, 9:08:28 PM12/7/06
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I'm sure the mighty assartru warriors will volunteer to poast
moderation messages in multi-part MIME.

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Joseph Bartlo

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Dec 7, 2006, 9:13:42 PM12/7/06
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"Ulysses S. Grant" <er...@psets.c0m> wrote in message
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Lies and crap from a goddamned pest.


Ulysses S. Grant

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Dec 7, 2006, 9:25:15 PM12/7/06
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Joseph Bartlo <bawk-ba...@pcoono.org> wrote:

Getting ready to *BWAK* your way out of another challenge, Foamy?

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