Re: I FOUGHT THE FLONK

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate or his many talented socks. Oh yeah... I should also mention
that Checkmate said this shit:
~
~ Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
~ news:MPG.2928891d7...@news.alt.net:
~
~ > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
~ > by Checkmate or his many talented socks. Oh yeah... I should also
~ > mention that Checkmate said this shit:
~ > ~
~ > ~ Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
~ > ~ news:MPG.292867db5...@news.alt.net:
~ > ~
~ > ~ > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
~ > posts ~ > by Checkmate or his many talented socks. Oh yeah... I
~ > should also ~ > mention that Checkmate said this shit:
~ > ~ > ~
~ > ~ > ~ Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
~ > ~ > ~ news:MPG.292860b45...@news.alt.net:
~ > ~ > ~
~ > ~ > ~ > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
~ > reading ~ > posts ~ > by Checkmate or his many talented socks. Oh
~ > yeah... I ~ > should also ~ > mention that Checkmate said this shit:
~ > ~ > ~ > ~
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ "(-:arl" <carr...@gmail.com> wrote in
~ > ~ > ~ > news:ec501b8c-58b6-4ea4-b16d- ~
~ > ~ > ~ > 6841f2...@o14g2000yqh.googlegroups.com: ~
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > On Nov 12, 1:21 pm, "(-:arl" <carrrr...@gmail.com> wrote:
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >> On Nov 12, 3:15 am, % <perc...@gmail.cum> wrote:
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >>
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >> > and the flonk won
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >>
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >> > yay
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >>
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >> That is the reason you troll support groups, Dave. You
~ > can't ~ > pull ~ > your ~ >> weight.
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > That is the reason Dave trolls support groups.
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ Do tell the reason that YOU troll them.
~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ > ~ > Probably the same reason that you forge other people's posts,
~ > ~ > Froggy. ~ >
~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ > ~ No luck with teh TOS eh? No worries this server looks to go tits
~ > up ~ > soon ~ anyhow.
~ > ~ >
~ > ~ > I'm sure you're helping that process along by your recent
~ > activities. ~ > I'm also pretty sure I know you fairly well. The
~ > clues have been ~ > slipping out slowly but surely. Why don't you
~ > quit hiding, Froggy... ~ > no balls?
~ > ~ >
~ > ~ >
~ > ~ >
~ > ~ Nice froth, dem' paybacks can be a bitch, eh?
~ >
~ >
~ > "Paybacks," eh? IOW, I must have kicked your punk ass on Usenet, and
~ > the only way you're capable of "getting even" is to hide your identity
~ > and snipe like some scared little ankle-biting Chihuahua hiding under
~ > the bed. Of course, this doesn't work so well, once even the most
~ > clueless members of Usenet have managed to catch on. Do you ever lay
~ > awake at night and wonder what you could do if only you had some
~ > balls? Now, THAT'S something to LOL about...
~ >
~ > BTW, the followup trick isn't working, so why bother?
~ >
~ >
~ >
~ Nice froth again, keep it up please.
~
~ My newsreader suggests I set a follow up to this crap, I didn't make it
~ up, take it up with XNEWS

Complete and utter bullshit, as it apparently doesn't always make that
"suggestion". What a fucking dumb ass.


--
Checkmate
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all rights reserved

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate or his many talented socks. Oh yeah... I should also mention

that neon said this shit:
~
~ Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> sez 12 Nov 2011:

~
~ > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
~ > by Checkmate or his many talented socks. Oh yeah... I should also
~ > mention that Checkmate said this shit:
~ > ~
~ > ~ Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in

~ > ~ news:MPG.2928891d7...@news.alt.net:

~ > ~
~ > ~ > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
~ > posts ~ > by Checkmate or his many talented socks. Oh yeah... I
~ > should also ~ > mention that Checkmate said this shit:
~ > ~ > ~
~ > ~ > ~ Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in

~ > ~ > ~ news:MPG.292867db5...@news.alt.net:
~ > ~ > ~

~ > ~ > ~ > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
~ > reading ~ > posts ~ > by Checkmate or his many talented socks. Oh
~ > yeah... I ~ > should also ~ > mention that Checkmate said this shit:
~ > ~ > ~ > ~

~ > ~ > ~ > ~ Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in

~ > ~ > ~ > ~ news:MPG.292860b45...@news.alt.net:

~ > ~ > ~ > ~
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when

~ > ~ > reading ~ > posts ~ > by Checkmate or his many talented socks. Oh
~ > ~ > yeah... I ~ > should also ~ > mention that Checkmate said this
~ > shit: ~ > ~ > ~ > ~

~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ "(-:arl" <carr...@gmail.com> wrote in

~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > news:ec501b8c-58b6-4ea4-b16d- ~

~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > 6841f2...@o14g2000yqh.googlegroups.com: ~
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > On Nov 12, 1:21 pm, "(-:arl" <carrrr...@gmail.com>

~ > wrote: ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >> On Nov 12, 3:15 am, % <perc...@gmail.cum>
~ > wrote: ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >>

~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >> > and the flonk won
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >>
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >> > yay
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >>
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >> That is the reason you troll support groups, Dave.

~ > You ~ > can't ~ > pull ~ > your ~ >> weight.

~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > That is the reason Dave trolls support groups.
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ Do tell the reason that YOU troll them.
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > Probably the same reason that you forge other people's

~ > posts, ~ > ~ > Froggy. ~ >

~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ > ~ > ~ No luck with teh TOS eh? No worries this server looks to go

~ > tits ~ > up ~ > soon ~ anyhow.

~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ > ~ > I'm sure you're helping that process along by your recent

~ > ~ > activities. ~ > I'm also pretty sure I know you fairly well. The
~ > ~ > clues have been ~ > slipping out slowly but surely. Why don't you
~ > ~ > quit hiding, Froggy... ~ > no balls?

~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ > ~ Nice froth, dem' paybacks can be a bitch, eh?
~ > ~ >

~ > ~ >

~ > ~ > "Paybacks," eh? IOW, I must have kicked your punk ass on Usenet,

~ > and ~ > the only way you're capable of "getting even" is to hide your
~ > identity ~ > and snipe like some scared little ankle-biting Chihuahua
~ > hiding under ~ > the bed. Of course, this doesn't work so well, once
~ > even the most ~ > clueless members of Usenet have managed to catch on.
~ > Do you ever lay ~ > awake at night and wonder what you could do if
~ > only you had some ~ > balls? Now, THAT'S something to LOL about...

~ > ~ >
~ > ~ > BTW, the followup trick isn't working, so why bother?
~ > ~ >
~ > ~ >
~ > ~ >
~ > ~ Nice froth again, keep it up please.
~ > ~
~ > ~ My newsreader suggests I set a follow up to this crap, I didn't make

~ > it ~ up, take it up with XNEWS
~ >
~ > Complete and utter bullshit, as it apparently doesn't always make that
~ > "suggestion". What a fucking dumb ass.
~ >
~ >
~
~ yep, i have xnews. look, no follow-up set.
~
~ my goodness, checkmate, i bet frogmate has yer name tattood on his ass.

Right next to the boot marks.

[Checkmate]

neon <a@b.ç> wrote in news:Xns9F9CE3...@208.90.168.18:

> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> sez 12 Nov 2011:
>

> yep, i have xnews. look, no follow-up set.
>

> my goodness, checkmate, i bet frogmate has yer name tattood on his
ass.
>
>
>

As I've said before, sometimes I feel like a troll, sometimes I don't.
I don't mix the two. I talk about other people having no life, yet
I lives on Usenet 24/7. I claim to be employed, yet I don't know
where I'd find the time to actually do any work, even if I had some
sort of rudimentary skill. I can't even imagine who would hire me
anyway.

[%]

neon wrote:
> Checkmate <Lunatic...@nospamnoway.com> sez 13 Nov 2011:

> ribbit.
>
> hey, frog, why do you always use a highly searchable phrase like "hair
> onions" to refer to testicles? checkmate never uses it, but i can
> follow your trail through google groups with one little phrase.
>
> ribbit.



because he's a good friend of yours according to you ,
but he sure is slappin the face off ol checkie boy ,
you've got some decision making to do ,
which one are you going to like now

[Chris Kaputo]

Hi, neon... can I forge you too?
~
~ Checkmate <Lunatic...@nospamnoway.com> sez 13 Nov 2011:
~
~ > neon <a@b.ç> wrote in news:Xns9F9CE3...@208.90.168.18:
~ >
~ >> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> sez 12 Nov 2011:

~ >>
~ >>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
~ >>> by Checkmate or his many talented socks. Oh yeah... I should also
~ >>> mention that Checkmate said this shit:
~ >>> ~
~ >>> ~ Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in

~ >>> ~ news:MPG.2928891d7...@news.alt.net:

~ >>> ~
~ >>> ~ > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
~ >>> posts ~ > by Checkmate or his many talented socks. Oh yeah... I
~ >>> should also ~ > mention that Checkmate said this shit:
~ >>> ~ > ~
~ >>> ~ > ~ Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in

~ >>> ~ > ~ news:MPG.292867db5...@news.alt.net:
~ >>> ~ > ~

~ >>> ~ > ~ > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
~ >>> reading ~ > posts ~ > by Checkmate or his many talented socks. Oh
~ >>> yeah... I ~ > should also ~ > mention that Checkmate said this shit:
~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~

~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in

~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ news:MPG.292860b45...@news.alt.net:

~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~
~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when

~ >>> ~ > reading ~ > posts ~ > by Checkmate or his many talented socks.
~ > Oh
~ >>> ~ > yeah... I ~ > should also ~ > mention that Checkmate said this
~ >>> shit: ~ > ~ > ~ > ~

~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ "(-:arl" <carr...@gmail.com> wrote in

~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > news:ec501b8c-58b6-4ea4-b16d- ~

~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > 6841f2...@o14g2000yqh.googlegroups.com: ~
~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > On Nov 12, 1:21 pm, "(-:arl" <carrrr...@gmail.com>

~ >>> wrote: ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >> On Nov 12, 3:15 am, % <perc...@gmail.cum>
~ >>> wrote: ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >>

~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >> > and the flonk won
~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >>
~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >> > yay
~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >>
~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >> That is the reason you troll support groups, Dave.

~ >>> You ~ > can't ~ > pull ~ > your ~ >> weight.

~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > That is the reason Dave trolls support groups.
~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ Do tell the reason that YOU troll them.
~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > Probably the same reason that you forge other people's

~ >>> posts, ~ > ~ > Froggy. ~ >

~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ No luck with teh TOS eh? No worries this server looks to go

~ >>> tits ~ > up ~ > soon ~ anyhow.

~ >>> ~ > ~ >
~ >>> ~ > ~ > I'm sure you're helping that process along by your recent

~ >>> ~ > activities. ~ > I'm also pretty sure I know you fairly well. The
~ >>> ~ > clues have been ~ > slipping out slowly but surely. Why don't
~ > you
~ >>> ~ > quit hiding, Froggy... ~ > no balls?

~ >>> ~ > ~ >
~ >>> ~ > ~ >
~ >>> ~ > ~ >
~ >>> ~ > ~ Nice froth, dem' paybacks can be a bitch, eh?
~ >>> ~ >

~ >>> ~ >

~ >>> ~ > "Paybacks," eh? IOW, I must have kicked your punk ass on Usenet,

~ >>> and ~ > the only way you're capable of "getting even" is to hide your
~ >>> identity ~ > and snipe like some scared little ankle-biting Chihuahua
~ >>> hiding under ~ > the bed. Of course, this doesn't work so well, once
~ >>> even the most ~ > clueless members of Usenet have managed to catch
~ > on.
~ >>> Do you ever lay ~ > awake at night and wonder what you could do if
~ >>> only you had some ~ > balls? Now, THAT'S something to LOL about...

~ >>> ~ >
~ >>> ~ > BTW, the followup trick isn't working, so why bother?
~ >>> ~ >
~ >>> ~ >
~ >>> ~ >
~ >>> ~ Nice froth again, keep it up please.
~ >>> ~
~ >>> ~ My newsreader suggests I set a follow up to this crap, I didn't

~ > make
~ >>> it ~ up, take it up with XNEWS
~ >>>
~ >>> Complete and utter bullshit, as it apparently doesn't always make
~ > that
~ >>> "suggestion". What a fucking dumb ass.
~ >>>
~ >>>
~ >>
~ >> yep, i have xnews. look, no follow-up set.
~ >>
~ >> my goodness, checkmate, i bet frogmate has yer name tattood on his
~ > ass.
~ >>
~ >>
~ >>
~ > As I've said before, sometimes I feel like a troll, sometimes I don't.
~ > I don't mix the two. I talk about other people having no life, yet
~ > I lives on Usenet 24/7. I claim to be employed, yet I don't know
~ > where I'd find the time to actually do any work, even if I had some
~ > sort of rudimentary skill. I can't even imagine who would hire me
~ > anyway.
~ >
~
~ ribbit.
~
~ hey, frog, why do you always use a highly searchable phrase like "hair
~ onions" to refer to testicles? checkmate never uses it, but i can follow
~ your trail through google groups with one little phrase.
~
~ ribbit.

It's okay. I don't care what he does, as long as I get my six bucks out
of him.

--
Chris Kaputo

[Checkmate]

neon <a@b.ç> wrote in news:Xns9F9C9E6...@208.90.168.18:

> Checkmate <Lunatic...@nospamnoway.com> sez 13 Nov 2011:
>

> ribbit.

>
> hey, frog, why do you always use a highly searchable phrase like "hair

> onions" to refer to testicles? checkmate never uses it, but i can
follow

> your trail through google groups with one little phrase.
>

> ribbit.
>
>
>
>
Hair onions are another name for dingleberries you stupid cunt.

[Checkmate]

Chris Kaputo <altopi...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:MPG.2929d324d...@news.alt.net:

Thanks Chris, I'll be sure to slurp you the bestest from now on!

[Chris Kaputo]

Hi, Checkmate... would you like Neal Warren Bowman to forge your posts on
my server too?
~
~ Chris Kaputo <altopi...@gmail.com> wrote in
~ news:MPG.2929d324d...@news.alt.net:
~
~ > Hi, neon... can I forge you too?

~ > ~
~ > ~ Checkmate <Lunatic...@nospamnoway.com> sez 13 Nov 2011:
~ > ~
~ > ~ > neon <a@b.ç> wrote in news:Xns9F9CE3...@208.90.168.18:
~ > ~ >
~ > ~ >> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> sez 12 Nov 2011:
~ > ~ >>

~ > ~ >>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
~ > posts ~ >>> by Checkmate or his many talented socks. Oh yeah... I
~ > should also ~ >>> mention that Checkmate said this shit:
~ > ~ >>> ~
~ > ~ >>> ~ Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in

~ > ~ >>> ~ news:MPG.2928891d7...@news.alt.net:
~ > ~ >>> ~

~ > ~ >>> ~ > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
~ > reading ~ >>> posts ~ > by Checkmate or his many talented socks. Oh
~ > yeah... I ~ >>> should also ~ > mention that Checkmate said this shit:
~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~
~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in

~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ news:MPG.292867db5...@news.alt.net:
~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~

~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
~ > ~ >>> reading ~ > posts ~ > by Checkmate or his many talented socks.

~ > Oh ~ >>> yeah... I ~ > should also ~ > mention that Checkmate said
~ > this shit: ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~

~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in

~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ news:MPG.292860b45...@news.alt.net:

~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~

~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles
~ > when ~ >>> ~ > reading ~ > posts ~ > by Checkmate or his many talented
~ > socks. ~ > Oh
~ > ~ >>> ~ > yeah... I ~ > should also ~ > mention that Checkmate said
~ > this ~ >>> shit: ~ > ~ > ~ > ~

~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ "(-:arl" <carr...@gmail.com> wrote in

~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > news:ec501b8c-58b6-4ea4-b16d- ~

~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > 6841f2...@o14g2000yqh.googlegroups.com: ~
~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > On Nov 12, 1:21 pm, "(-:arl"

~ > <carrrr...@gmail.com> ~ >>> wrote: ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >> On Nov 12,
~ > 3:15 am, % <perc...@gmail.cum> ~ >>> wrote: ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >>

~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >> > and the flonk won
~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >>
~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >> > yay
~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >>
~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >> That is the reason you troll support groups,

~ > Dave. ~ >>> You ~ > can't ~ > pull ~ > your ~ >> weight.

~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ > That is the reason Dave trolls support groups.
~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > ~ Do tell the reason that YOU troll them.
~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ > Probably the same reason that you forge other

~ > people's ~ >>> posts, ~ > ~ > Froggy. ~ >

~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > ~ No luck with teh TOS eh? No worries this server looks

~ > to go ~ >>> tits ~ > up ~ > soon ~ anyhow.

~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ > I'm sure you're helping that process along by your

~ > recent ~ >>> ~ > activities. ~ > I'm also pretty sure I know you
~ > fairly well. The ~ >>> ~ > clues have been ~ > slipping out slowly
~ > but surely. Why don't ~ > you
~ > ~ >>> ~ > quit hiding, Froggy... ~ > no balls?

~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ >
~ > ~ >>> ~ > ~ Nice froth, dem' paybacks can be a bitch, eh?
~ > ~ >>> ~ >
~ > ~ >>> ~ >
~ > ~ >>> ~ > "Paybacks," eh? IOW, I must have kicked your punk ass on

~ > Usenet, ~ >>> and ~ > the only way you're capable of "getting even" is
~ > to hide your ~ >>> identity ~ > and snipe like some scared little
~ > ankle-biting Chihuahua ~ >>> hiding under ~ > the bed. Of course,
~ > this doesn't work so well, once ~ >>> even the most ~ > clueless
~ > members of Usenet have managed to catch ~ > on.
~ > ~ >>> Do you ever lay ~ > awake at night and wonder what you could do
~ > if ~ >>> only you had some ~ > balls? Now, THAT'S something to LOL
~ > about... ~ >>> ~ >

~ > ~ >>> ~ > BTW, the followup trick isn't working, so why bother?
~ > ~ >>> ~ >
~ > ~ >>> ~ >
~ > ~ >>> ~ >
~ > ~ >>> ~ Nice froth again, keep it up please.
~ > ~ >>> ~
~ > ~ >>> ~ My newsreader suggests I set a follow up to this crap, I

~ > didn't ~ > make
~ > ~ >>> it ~ up, take it up with XNEWS

~ > ~ >>>
~ > ~ >>> Complete and utter bullshit, as it apparently doesn't always

~ > make ~ > that
~ > ~ >>> "suggestion". What a fucking dumb ass.

~ > ~ >>>
~ > ~ >>>
~ > ~ >>
~ > ~ >> yep, i have xnews. look, no follow-up set.
~ > ~ >>
~ > ~ >> my goodness, checkmate, i bet frogmate has yer name tattood on

~ > his ~ > ass.

~ > ~ >>
~ > ~ >>
~ > ~ >>
~ > ~ > As I've said before, sometimes I feel like a troll, sometimes I

~ > don't. ~ > I don't mix the two. I talk about other people having no
~ > life, yet ~ > I lives on Usenet 24/7. I claim to be employed, yet I
~ > don't know ~ > where I'd find the time to actually do any work, even
~ > if I had some ~ > sort of rudimentary skill. I can't even imagine who
~ > would hire me ~ > anyway.
~ > ~ >
~ > ~

~ > ~ ribbit.
~ > ~
~ > ~ hey, frog, why do you always use a highly searchable phrase like

~ > "hair ~ onions" to refer to testicles? checkmate never uses it, but i
~ > can follow ~ your trail through google groups with one little phrase.
~ > ~
~ > ~ ribbit.
~ >
~ > It's okay. I don't care what he does, as long as I get my six bucks
~ > out of him.
~ >
~ >
~ >
~ Thanks Chris, I'll be sure to slurp you the bestest from now on!

I appreciate the offer, but no one can slurp me as well as Neal... I mean
Greg does!

--
Chris Kaputo