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A Polish Man Moved To The USA......
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Bigbazza
May 5, 2012, 11:47:12 AM5/5/12
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An Oldie with Kent in mind!.....:-))
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his
English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:
"Have you any grounds?"
"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home."
"No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It made of concrete."
"I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"
"No, we have carport, and not need one."
"I mean what are your relations like?"
"All my relations still in Poland."
"Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player."
"Does your wife beat you up?"
"No, I always up before her."
"Is your wife a nagger?"
"No, she white."
"Why do you want this divorce?"
"She going to kill me."
"What makes you think that?"
"I got proof."
"What kind of proof?"
"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in
bathroom. I can read, and it say: ~~~Polish Remover~~~!"
Barry Oz
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his
English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:
"Have you any grounds?"
"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home."
"No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It made of concrete."
"I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"
"No, we have carport, and not need one."
"I mean what are your relations like?"
"All my relations still in Poland."
"Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player."
"Does your wife beat you up?"
"No, I always up before her."
"Is your wife a nagger?"
"No, she white."
"Why do you want this divorce?"
"She going to kill me."
"What makes you think that?"
"I got proof."
"What kind of proof?"
"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in
bathroom. I can read, and it say: ~~~Polish Remover~~~!"
Barry Oz
Old Codger (TX)
May 5, 2012, 12:08:10 PM5/5/12
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Kent Wills
May 5, 2012, 4:48:24 PM5/5/12
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On Sun, 6 May 2012 01:47:12 +1000, "Bigbazza" <bar...@no-mail.com>
wrote:
>An Oldie with Kent in mind!.....:-))
>
Yippy!
[...]
>
>"Why do you want this divorce?"
>
>"She going to kill me."
>
>"What makes you think that?"
>
>"I got proof."
>
>"What kind of proof?"
>
>"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in
>bathroom. I can read, and it say: ~~~Polish Remover~~~!"
>
<Gigglefitz!>
--
"I'm a ten gov a day guy. It's all I know, and it's all
you need to know, gov!"
- Shouting George
wrote:
>An Oldie with Kent in mind!.....:-))
>
[...]
>
>"Why do you want this divorce?"
>
>"She going to kill me."
>
>"What makes you think that?"
>
>"I got proof."
>
>"What kind of proof?"
>
>"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in
>bathroom. I can read, and it say: ~~~Polish Remover~~~!"
>
--
"I'm a ten gov a day guy. It's all I know, and it's all
you need to know, gov!"
- Shouting George
bitty rotty
May 16, 2012, 5:13:53 PM5/16/12
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Kent Wills wrote:
> On Sun, 6 May 2012 01:47:12 +1000, "Bigbazza"<bar...@no-mail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> An Oldie with Kent in mind!.....:-))
>>
>
> Yippy!
>
> [...]
>
>>
>> "Why do you want this divorce?"
>>
>> "She going to kill me."
>>
>> "What makes you think that?"
>>
>> "I got proof."
>>
>> "What kind of proof?"
>>
>> "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in
>> bathroom. I can read, and it say: ~~~Polish Remover~~~!"
>>
>
>
>
> <Gigglefitz!>
>
Is it warm enough out to sit in the red chair now, Kent?
> On Sun, 6 May 2012 01:47:12 +1000, "Bigbazza"<bar...@no-mail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> An Oldie with Kent in mind!.....:-))
>>
>
> Yippy!
>
> [...]
>
>>
>> "Why do you want this divorce?"
>>
>> "She going to kill me."
>>
>> "What makes you think that?"
>>
>> "I got proof."
>>
>> "What kind of proof?"
>>
>> "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in
>> bathroom. I can read, and it say: ~~~Polish Remover~~~!"
>>
>
>
>
> <Gigglefitz!>
>
Maybe Maureen can join you.
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